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>Maxmaps got fired
edition
>What is KSP?
KSP is build-it-yourself spaceflight game, often described as a cross between Lego and Orbiter, but lacking the complexity and depth of both. In it, you're able to build rockets, satellites, rovers, probes and planes from a selection of pre-set components, and fly them around in space and around planets. While the base game lacks depth, with a focus on the poorly balanced campaign mode and abject failure, a very healthy modding community exists that has far and above surpassed anything the game's developers will ever produce, and serves as the main draw of the game.
>Can I talk about (Space Engineers/Starmade/Elite: Dangerous/Scam Citizen/Other things in /egg/?
No. There are other generals (such as /egg/, /edg/, and /scg/,) that will be a far better place for you to discuss your game. /kspg/ has more of a focus on more simulationist space games, such as Orbiter, Space Engine, BARIS, Take on Mars, Simple Rockets and (when /cbg/ dies,) Cities: Skylines and Open Transport Tycoon.
>Should I buy it?
No.
The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game rather than purchasing it. The developer, Squad, has repeatedly made moves that can only be regarded as anti-consumer and greedy. Despite being poorly made, lacking a proper development team, having literally years of unfixed bugs waiting to be addressed, Squad went ahead and decided to add just a couple new (mostly broken,) features and jump straight to version 1.0 without proper balancing and bug fixing - most likely just to boost sales of their already multi-million dollar grossing IP.
With their performance to date, it's clear that they do not deserve your money. If and when Squad begins developing KSP like the competent adults they like to play at being and stops acting abusively and manipulatively towards their community, we'll recommend people buy their game. Until then, we have decided that we cannot in good conscience tell anybody to buy this game.
>>121894556
>>Can I talk about (Space Engineers/Starmade/Elite: Dangerous/Scam Citizen/Other things in /egg/?
>No. There are other generals (such as /egg/
You fucked up
Trailer:
https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ [Embed]
Dev Stream:
https://youtu.be/iIIuR-HjFho [Embed]
/kspg/'s (outdated) modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk
NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ
>Game site
https://kerbalspaceprogram.com/en/
>KSP mods
https://kerbalstuff.com/
Some modders choose to use Curse; as they are a business entity that profits off of Squad's anti-consumer behaviour (as well as being guilty of that kind of behaviour themselves,) we don't suggest using their site without adblock, and will not link to it. Additionally, their site is a known malware vector - take caution.
Additionally, some modders choose to host their mods elsewhere - the KSP forums are the best place for this information.
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/
>Official hugbox
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
New Version Here:
https://kat.cr/kerbal-space-program-v1-0-5-1024-cracked-3dm-cpul-t11558083.html#main
WILL THE REAL MAXMAPS PLEASE STAND UP?
imgur.com/a/XZsT3
imgur.com/a/XZsT3
imgur.com/a/XZsT3
BURN SQUADCAST
FRIDAY 730 PM EST
TWITCH DOT TV SLASH KSPTV
>>121894732
I don't care
That's an ugly ass OP.
Also you forgot to add the part about shitposting in the second post.
Also
>Can I talk about (Space Engineers/Starmade/Elite: Dangerous/Scam Citizen/Other things in /egg/?
>No.
Delete the no. We can talk about other games.
Honestly after just going through posting that, my biggest complaint is still size, I had to edit it just to give an edition. It's too big.
/revised OP/ anon, you have work to do if you want this one to stick.
I for one am fine with being perceived as a reactionary retard. The old one worked just fine.
Currently going through some testing and I just noticed that packed parachutes have a red outline when going too fast indicating they will break when used.
That's cool.
>>121896725
Waterlanding is still a bit strange. I thought the random explosion happened because of the inline docking port. I deleted it from the vessel and it worked fine.
Then I tried putting just the inline docking port into water. Worked fine too. No idea why it exploded.
This thing here had no problems landing in water.
do ramjets still produce more thrust than an apollo rocket engine?
>>121897693
Ramjet have a max thrust of 386kN.
Just had the unsymmetrical intake air deprived bug.
>>121897814
>still more than twice SR-71 engine
reminder this update is .27.0.5
Well. 1.0.527.0.5is okay I guess.
The parts look pretty good, Porkjet did a great job and water landing is buggy but a good idea.
Still I'm waiting for Unity 5 before I'll actually start to play this game seriously again.
>>121898660
>>121896993
Secretly responsible for everything?
Also, before I forget,
>tfw no qt satchie gf togently cuddle
>>121899045
An evil character that puts on an innocent face so he can make a mockery of the entire franchise for his own personal gain.
Also, hi Satch.
>>121899303
I don't like when someone steers attention to my /kspg/. I'm still in fear of another 1.0 desaster.
It's funny how everything went back to normal after a few months.
1.1 WHEN
>>121899445
Next year.
>the map still opens on the other side of takeoff
>>121899421
They WANT /kspg/ to remain in obscurity. That is winning, for them. I've yet to see a good argument for being isolationist.
The days of /comfy/ are over, unfortunately. We have run out of sad to burn for our journey, so now we must burn our hatred.
Maxmaps showed us it's all about propaganda and lies, now we must give him a taste of his own medicine.
Ok guys, i've opened up my crappy laptop with the intention of upgrading to win10, but I've also noticed the OpenTTD folder that I haven't opened since forever.
Should I upgrade to win10 or start blogging about OpenTTD?
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3s8scm/nasty_105_bug_after_docking_i_cant_jump_to_any/
Dudes, I keep forgetting, what were we supposed to do for QA and experimentals? Drink tequila and play with ourselves, right?
>>121899798
OTTD pls
>>121899798
Don't become a win10 drone.
>>121899835
QA by Squad is pretty shitty.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3s6z03/with_all_the_fantastic_attention_being_put_into/
>begging for years
>spaceplanes forced into being main gameplay aspect
>refuse to execute simple tweak that makes it actually make sense
>continue begging
>>121899835
OK, brb, smoking a cig first
>>121899904
I am a 8.1 drone now, can't be worse than that
>>121900172
I got 8.1 too. And I tested 10 and it was worse.
>>121899904
If only they had a playerbase full of testers willing to do it for free if they could just learn how to properly accept feedbacklol
There's a very subtle, fine manipulation in all these folds that will unlock the ultimate scam, I will take a shot at it here:
>Sell idea of game, promise to use funds to make game
>Becomes popular, a lot of money flowing in, a lot of feedback
>some small percent is MAEK FIX MECHJOB NO WORK
>reject all feedback and create barrier between investors and people who need feedback
>recruit/hire team to test internally, using the money invested to separate the investors from the product
>revise terminology so it is clear it was a donation, not an investment
>continue pumping out versions, increase time between each version, decrease # of features
>blame development asymptotes
>release "1.0" candidate after "Extensive" testing in line with a full release
>massive number of bugs found immediately
>push out three patches that fundamentally change values making it taxing to constantly test and impossible to update mods or get a sense of whether any one version is actually better than the previous or not
>insert objects into anal cavity for a month and a half, release another hotfix with three disgustingly ugly parts designed to fix your broken heating system
>spend five months pressing export on U5 and wondering if it is working or not
>discover it isn't
>release another hotfix five months later with some bugfixes that should have happened in the "beta"
>spend eight months completing U5 which should have been a 1.0 feature
>>121900172
Ah, I'll join you. Do you have a lighter?
>>121900247
Can it be worse for a small laptotp-that-turns-into-a-tablet thing that is used mainly for internet browsing and playing old ass games like OpenTTD?don't really car about the privacy stuff, there is literally nothing sensible in this laptop
Not the most recent version but oh how generous we were
>>121900265
>do you have a lighter?
Nope, just used the stove to light up mine, I'm out of lighters
>>121900414
I guess then it would be the same. But better check out if old games still work on Win10.
My laptop is my precious, so the spy functions were my main problem.
Also I have onl 80gb of internet a month so every traffic counts.
>>121900443
It's crazy. Now's mod November and we only got 1.0.5. We were so naive.
Who knows. Maybe next year in september 1.1 will be released.
ok, looks like the last time i played I already had something good going on, but i don?t really remember what i was doing or what problems were left unsolved, so I'll just create a new map and start from scratch.
this is going to take some time, my poor machine really struggles when it has to create OTTD maps
>>121900495
Someone was saying that there's hydrocarbons involved and thats bad to do. I'm not a chemist though.And I light mine off the stove too
>>121900936
No idea if there is any difference between lighting a cig with methane from the stove or with butane/propane/whateveritis from a lighter.
I guess as long as the flame is clean, there is really no harm in doing that. But I'm no chemist either, so I don't know
Tini airplanes fuck yea
>no DRM
>"cracked"
Cracked what? Your skull?
looks like something weird is causing some of the mods to disable themselves, preventing me from starting a new game.
fuck
>>121902563
Anon that's a unity issue
>>121902682
nah...i'm doing something wrong somewhere, but I can't see where.
i'm starting to think the main mod, upon which the game has been recompiled, relies on a game version that is too old for the add ons i'm trying to install.
the problem is the mods that disable themselves don't offer any hint at what may be the cause of their issues, so i'm just trying to blindly change stuff and hope the problem solves itself in the process
>>121902908
oh shit, they updated the main mod like a month ago.
now i have to set up all the addons againhold me, kspg
>>121903401
>>121903741
oh thank god the game somehow retrieved all the addons from the previous version, this saved me soooo much time.
let's see if the new stuff works now
@maxmaps, are you excited?!?!
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unemployed/comments/3pld1j/so_what_do_you_do_all_day/
>11 p.m. I play the game I refocused into a children's game. I'm particularly drawn to the kerbal space program, the mission where Jeb finds out he's the special. For some reason, kid games are the only ones that can make me cry. I do contracts until my eyes water.
>>121903802Devs actually thinking through good user experiences rather than forcing their users to take the brunt of their bad decisions? What the fuck?!
fuck, there is still an addon that disables itself
>"redesigned cockpits"
still a sans serif font on a 7 segment display.
>>121904018
Still a bad joke compared to ASET props, Rasterprop, and B9
This seems more like a status indicator than a button. Switching to docking mode is not an emergency situation that requires last minute button mashing.
>>121903802
How does it feel to play a game not made by Mexicans?
ok, this has something to do with the order in which the addons are loaded.
moving the problematic addon up the list solves the problem for that addon, but moves the problem to another one.
luckily, the new problematic addon is something i don't really care about and i can easily live with it.
i'd prefer to have everything working, but this is close enough for now.
>>121904498
awesome, you should try this experience sometimes.
the new, big map is loading.
this is going to take forever
see you in a while
BURN SQUADCAST
>>121904663
Not to worry, Taffer.
>>121905240
Yes komrade!
Our proposal is that during the Sun's passage through the midplane of the Milky Way -- the stripe of stars and bright dust that you can observe in a clear night sky -- the Solar System encountered a disk of dark matter that dislodged the distant object, thereby precipitating this cataclysmic impact. In our galactic vicinity, the bulk of the dark matter surrounds us in an enormous smooth and diffuse spherical halo.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/lisa-randall/excerpt-dark-matter-and-t_b_8441266.html
ok, this took less time than expected, looks like the new version managed to make things faster.
this is my playground now, not really realistic as far as water placement is concerned, but realistic water usually comes with retarded levels of mountain height(i'm playing with additional physics penalties for trains that go on inclines, so high mountains everywhere would make the game extremely tedious)and general map weirdness, so this is as good as it gets.
time to start building stuff, starting with fishing ships
>>121906025
I tried to play a week ago because I wanted to help pick up your mantle but I found it incredibly hard to understand where to start, can you spoonfeed some of the first stuff you do so I can emulate tonight?Or link a competent tutorial?
>>121904387
It's quite obviously got buttons on the lower end, so it seems to me like it might just be an inactive MFD.
The dot is 1.0,
Nice job generating hype Max, although if you look closely you might notice that it kind of looks like your rise to power perfectly mirrors the dying interest in KSP.
Could it be because it became stagnant and people subconsciously understood their $$ was no longer being used to increase development capacity?
Or could it just be because you're a shitty marketer who never prioritized any growth except your own waistline's?
>1.0.5 was released on Carl Sagan's birthday
>still did not contain my fucking resources, bitch.
>>121906185
start with this
https://wiki.openttd.org/OpenTTD
and browse stuff from the column on the right.
this will give you the very basics on how to build stuff.
as for playing, i suggest you start with a completely vanilla game, because it is very easy and forgiving for new players.
the main way to play is to build trains, but they can be expensive at fist, so just go for trucks at the beginning and focus on low-producing industries that are close together (trucks are awful for anything that is more than a few dozens of tiles apart).
go around and spam these little service routes between industries; the highest paying cargo in vanilla is coal IIRC, so look for coal mines and power stations and connect them.
take your time to look at all the truck lines you made and adjust the amount of trucks with the production level of your industries. Lots of cargo waiting at stations is bad (cargo loses value the longer it waits), lots of trucks running half empty is bad too (the cargo they carry might not be enough to cover for their running costs) so try to balance the situation by buying just enough trucks to make them run full and not leave much cargo waiting.
Industry production changes over time, so check on them periodically and adjust your vehicles accordingly. once you have a nice cash flow (at least enough to cover for the expenses of your first trains quiclky), switch to trains.
With trains things get a lot different, the best way to go is to make a network so you can fit as many different trains in the the least amount of tracks.
you can still go the truck way (lots of single lines connecting two industries), it is easier and not that more expensive than networks, but it is definitely less challenging and you don't get to experience the nightmare that is making huge junctions.
do the same adjustments you made for trucks and you are set.
once you get the hang of it, stard browsing the donwloadable addons and get what suits your tastes
cont...
>>121907028
I don't quite get what this graph is about since it has no y-axis.
>>121906185
>>121907589
...cont.
i'm paying with this
http://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?f=33&t=66892#p1085300
it is an heavily modded version of the game, you can read the mod list in the link. Those mods cannot be disabled, they are different from the downloadable addons and they generally make the game harder. The main reason i chose this is because of the ability to change the lengh of in-game days, since the stock game flies way too fast for me.
i strongly suggest you switch to this so-called "patchpack" once you are comfortable with your train building skills, it make things waaaaay more fun and rewarding,
i mainly focus on cargo, because i don't really get the way passengers work and i don't like dealing with them, but they are a good source of cash (you are literally flooded with them even with small stations) and you can use them to give you a jump start at the beginning.
while you are in the wiki, spend some time reading about cargo distribution, it is stupid complicated and it will make things miserable if you don't account for it when building.
oh, one last thing: if you plan on playing with addons that add new vehicles, DISABLE INFLATION FROM THE GAME SETTING. Seriously, inflation causes all sorts of weird shit with vehicle packs, disable it and forget about it.
>>121907617
consider 100 to be the maximum amount of traffic Google ever received about Kerbal Space Program.
There is no y axis on the the graph at all. Muh proprietary data.
https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=kerbal%20space%20program%20
>>121907752
>all those Norwegians looking up ksp
Well...all this map building and problem solving made me lose a lot of time and I don't have any more to spare for playing.
I'll be back later tonight, maybe, with some actual OpenTTD blogging.
See you later, folks
>>121907752
Oh well, thank you. It's pretty sad that the release got not that much attention.NO IT'S FUCKING NOT BURN IT TO THE GROUND
>>121907917
Just wanted to say that.
>>121908032
Good bye!
>>121908040
If you open up the delta over time display, you'll see Australia has a weird bump in 2011. I wonder what that's about or if its just a bad dataset.
>>121907589
>>121907685
Will give it a shot later, I need some new things to do after 8 months of stagnant nothingness
>>121908275
i don't know any "famous" tutorial makers, but i guess you can find something useful just looking at let's players on youtube.
Just make sure they are playing with a mostly vanilla game.
post some screens when you play later, so i might help you with stuff.
>>121908529
OK. I mostly have trouble locating the inputs and outputs I need to monitor and tend to measure my success.
I haven't read what you posted in detail so it might answer that. I will check it out for sure
>the fairing still scatters into confetti
>still no actual shroud texture on heatshields
>>121908696
Was that when they cancelled resources, relays and life support then informed him his game's target audience would be 8-year-olds all in one fel swoop?
Okay, I have to admit, that's another cool thing. You can now set decouplers to not be in the staging section, so you don't accidently fire it.
Will be great for space stations with detachable reentry modules.
HELP
>>121905943
>the Milky Way -- the stripe of stars and bright dust that you can observe in a clear night sky
I wish country-dwellers wouldn't torment me so
>>121908905
Yes, truly these are the things that we needed to wait 6 months for. Truly these are the things B9 could not do with his pinky toe while waiting in line for his daily ration of vodka soaked rice.
>>121909405
My coworker is talking about this like it's the grand unified theory.
I'm afraid to open my mouth because she has accused me of mansplaining things before.
>>121909504
Was not saying that. I just post the little improvements.
>>121909337
Noones gonna help you. You're mine.
>>121909650
Okay. I guess I've just got some extra salt in my blood today.
>>121909889
It's okay. I can understand that.
Oh, and by the way. They also changed jet engine LF flow again. It still drains the all fuel tanks in the same time but now it only does it only to those fuel tanks in the same stage.
>pic related
>the rocket fuel tank stays untouched
>>121910143
What's your game plan there?
>Fly up to operating ceiling
>dump payload
>two craft to control
>choose payload one because why else would you do the mission
>get to orbit
>????
>>121909795
KSPG SAVE ME FROM THIS HOMOSEXUAL MAN!
>>121910398
I just remembered NASA doing something similar in the past and wanted to do it once again.
The main purpose of it was to have an image that goes well with the text.
>>121909646
>the grand unifying theory of physics and paleontology
I would ask you to tell your co-worker that she sucks, but I appreciate that that would be harassment.
>>121910530
No. Open up your kebab hole and prepare for the sujuk.
>>121910576
I just did in gif form, but subtly.
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/663770617787883521
Reminder Maxmaps Never Added Anything, and then he got fired.
>>121911202
That actually sounds like he's getting fired soon.
>check my father's PC
>desktop filled with icons
>I'm already uncomfortable looking at that
>dozens on useless, redundant programs, lots of shady looking "downloaders" and free stuff.
>I feel like I'm being robbed of my identity just by touching the mouse.
>fire up Mozilla
>filled with those "search help" providers that use half the screen with their search suggestions and ads.
>popups everywhere
>things are really uncomfortable
>fire up internet explorer
>ohgod.exe
>decide I will keep using my phone for internet browsing.
>open up an old folder I created a while ago with files that I need
>all files have a .0x0 extension
>check random folders all over the place
>almost every file has a 0x0 extension
>mfw
Why is it so hard to teach people not to click on everything they see on screen?
I don't even know of it is worth to run a scan with anti-malware programs anymore.
what are /kspg/'s favorite mods?
>>121911527
KER. Simple, lightweight and useful.
>>121911579
that looks good. i haven't tried mechjeb yet, are they compatible?
also any recommended mods that expand the game in a meaningful way without killing the vanilla feel? im looking for some parts/feature mods to enhance the experience.
game got boring after flying just about anywhere.
>>121911871
Don't do MechJeb. Do you really need a mod that plays the game fo you?
I like KIS and KAS for building bases.
>>121911385
Are you the anon whose father died?
>>121911302
So foretells the prophesy
imgur.com/a/XZsT3
imgur.com/a/XZsT3
imgur.com/a/XZsT3260 people have seen this so farYou all better get used to this link, you're going to be seeing a lot more of it.
>>121911962
i'll check those out. thanks.
by the way, should i try resource mods? vanilla mining is okay i suppose but am i missing something by not using kethane etc. ?
also yeah i think you have a point on mechjeb. KER would be enough i think.
>>121912052
>Are you the anon whose father died?
Nope, he is still around, making scammers happy all around the world
>>121912272
I played with Karbonite for a while. It not a big difference than stock but it has some nice rotors.
Haven't tried kethane.
>>121912351
thanks anon, have a good day.
>>121912276
Then it's time to reformat the hard drive
BUILD WALL
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>>121908905
Docking ports
>>121913678
Doesn't quite work if you got heatshields installed.
>>121913770
How so?
>>121913503
ERECT FORTIFICATION
>>121913843
Dumb post of mine, sorry.
Of course you could put the docking port one-sided on the heatshield, but still, that would be a workarround for what you want.
Hullo, do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Scott Manley?
Someone needs to make an Animorphs cover parody, but with Hullo turning into Max.
>>121913069
I think it is more time to set the whole thing on fire
>>121912904
>tfw no gf thb
>>121914732
Is it friday at 730pm EST on twitch dot tv slash ksptv already?
The pvp server is too damn peaceful
I bet Max subconsciously wants to be unemployed and posted here because he knew we could set him free.
Happy to help, as long as it separates him from KSP development.
>>121911385
>use father's computer
>see the autocomplete suggestions in the browser
>>121916662
God, don't even go there.
>be me
>visiting my parents
>need to check whether i got my salary yet
>ask dad if i can borrow his laptop to log onto my bank
>"sure, my password is hello"
>log on
>he'd apparently just slammed the computer shut in the middle of a porno
>>121916662
post'em
>>121916956
What variety? Hard? Soft? Professional? Amateur?
I want embarrassing details anons!
>>121916127
>the yellow behind his ear is his childhood bed he still sleeps in
I see he has returned to his natural environment
>>121916956
>"sure, my password is 'Hullo!'"
Can you see what's wrong here?Besides this is working.
There is some blue overlay on the bottom and it follows wherever I point the camera at.
>>121919183
Another shot of it. Looks like the water shaders are not working as intended.
>>121915332
Nope, was talking about my dad's computer
>>121917178
My password hint isHullo
My password isFly Safe
>>121920090
BURN DAD'S COMPUTER
>>121919453
There's a water shader option in the settings, I was thinking about turning it off and seeing what changes.
>>121919183
>>121919453
looks like the seafloor is clipping pretty bad
I guess it wasn't meant to be seen that close
I haven't built a boat in 3 years, deploying them to the water is an exercise in futility. What was that mod that let you place ships wherever you wanted?
>>121922085
nvm, found
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/137438-1-0-4-VesselMover
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/663914767858274304
It's like he's screaming "Just fire me already"
WAKE THE FUCK UP
>>121924356
It's hard.
>>121922636
Fuck off Vexx, no one likes you,
>>83849523
>being this mad about replying to old posts
>Post this so I can use it as a platform to shit on maxmaps later
>Billies literally don't even know how to upvote
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3sb6hi/testing_boats_use_this_major_timesaver/
Dres
Any new planets added?
Last I played was .24
>>121925838
No. Who needs new planets when the majority of the playerbase can't get off Kerbin?
>>121926059
Thoughts about 1.0.5 so far?
>>121926059
>>121925838
who thinks new planets add anything when it'll just be a differently coloured sphere?
>>121925838
If you're wondering what our recommended course of action is, it's "don't break your streak"
post morecities
How long until they announce 1.0.75 which will be the antenna range update?
>>121927423
Okay.
>>121927643
right after 1.0.5.5 which will be the bugfix update
So late 2019
>>121926792
Sorry, was afk for a while.
These are my thoughts to 1.0.5: >>121898660
Or do you want to have an overview to see what's new since you left at 0.24?
>new aerodynamics that work good enough
>reentry heat
>a bunch of new parts
>career mode but it's pretty pathetic
Did I miss something?
>>121927175
>there will never be cities on kerbin for you to watch out for when re-entering or dropping space junk
>you will never be able to choose from multiple different launch sites and build them up like a proper management game
>you will never buy boats and planes to retrieve spacecraft and boosterswhy are there even regular plane parts? you can't use them to do high altitude launches and you'll never get to orbit on a regular turbojet, there should be predefined planes flown by AI that can do these things while you design and fly the actual spaceplanes
>you will never actually have to leave kerbin to do science or earn money
>you will never roll your rocket out from the VAB to the launch pad
>you will never build launch towers
>you will never have competing AI or multiplayer space programs
>you will never build permanent bases that can construct spaceships of their own
>you will never make mad dosh from asteroid mining
>you will never get a mission to save kerbin from a meteor
>there will never be actual objects and terrain features to discover and do science on, just flat empty ground
>gas giants will never not have a surface
>the outer kerbol system will never be procedurally generated so no two plays are the same
>the tech tree will never be balanced
>>121928284
Nope.
>>121928432
but anon, getting 5 different rocket engines before the first jet engine is perfectly balanced :^)
>>121928586
Hi flowerchild
>>121928586
>>121928674
>there will never be a meaningful gameplay difference between probes and manned flights
>>121928448
Maybe ore mining.
>>121928956
I don't consider an in game implementation of "infinite fuel" to be a feature.
It's just a bug caused by the bad code known as "Max's existence"
Hello?
>>121929840
Good day, sire!
>>121929107
There is literally nothing wrong with generating fuel ex nihilo. That's how it werks in real life rite?
>>121929840
HULLO
>>121930176
The problem stems from the fact that they made all matter convertible to all other types of matter.
Additional problems include Roverdude's surprisingly effective logistics system, hampered by the fact that Squad does not give a flying fuck and released no documentation so you have to go to the scansat wiki to figure out how it works.
Also it's called ISRU / in situ resource utilization
https://github.com/S-C-A-N/SCANsat/wiki/Stock-Resource-Scanningfor the record, this is still insulting to anyone who was shown the attached image.
1-3 leave work early
4-6 leave work now
7-9 leave on time
0 stay late
>>121932008
Too fucking bad. Karma must hate you.
>>121932186
it's okay, I knew I probably shouldn't anyway.
>>121932524
You posting this was the highlight of my night.I can see you're mad, let's talk about ksp. Did you hear Maxmaps is getting fired?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1UE-8MkAIQ
What does /kspg/ think? :^)
>>121934643
>Juggler with fire and bowling ball
FUCKING UNSUBSCRIBE
>>121934643
what do you think they need all those IR space telescopes for :^)
>>121935675To get me a picture of the place they claimed Neil Armstrong went for a stroll on the moon.
>>121936193
>there still is no image of the flag on the moon
>all we have is a shitty video and NASA's word
Nice moon landing guys :^)
>>121936358
>no live TV feed
>20-30 minute delayed feed projected onto a wall and then recorded again by other tv cameras
:0)
Why is the speed of light so fucking slow? Does it run off Mexican work ethic?
>>121936582
I'm a girl and I can play KSP pretty well. I'm no expert or anything, but I'd say I'm competent.
>>121936861
why is c not actually a constant?
>>121936582
:^)
>>121936875
Unfortunately you have failed to meet the burden of proof.Giving the peace sign in front of KSP with a ship you built on screen. Please write the date and time on a piece of paper. You may blur your face but the tits must be present for it to count.
>>121936582
>he doesn't realize math is sexist
>>121937183
Well I do know about this
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1076200/posts
>>121936971
I don't know but in the process of trying to figure out what you're asking, I came upon another question. What effect does time dilation have on the speed of light?
A beam of light travelling near a black hole will experience a slight bend from the gravity, but how does it effect the speed?
Do the photos move faster or slower? Or do we just perceive them to move faster or slower?
Is it not possible, using these parameters to either have or witness light moving faster than the speed of light?
>>121937436
*photons, thanks autocorrect
also where the fuck is physics anon?
>>121936875
Tits or gtfo.
>>121937436
Piggybacking off that, is it possible if a black hole is of the correct mass and size that light could become caught in its orbit, rather than falling in or shooting away? If you take c to be the orbital velocity of said object, that is.
>>121936675
Why does this gif cause me to hear a thudding sound?
>>121937436
>light bends from gravity
observation does not support this statement
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kJ8gTdOsek
>>121937269
One of the first things you think of about the speed of light in physics is why the speed of light is constant. This can easily be traced back to maxwell's equations which gives light a constant speed.
>>121937964
fuck, I had no idea. That's fucking fascinating. I'll watch when I get home. Does that mean there is no relationship between photons and gravitons possibly? (I should do more reading/watching before I continue posting on this topic)
>>121938050
Okay, so basically all the things around the light conform to allow it to travel at the same speed no matter what. Got it.
>>121938335read this:http://users.isp.com/retic/physics/hoax.htm
watch this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=96g4GGt1TJA
and despair in the certainty that every single thing you know is wronginb4 >creation science
:^)
>>121938998
>posting schizo conspiracy bullcrap
this is advanced shitposting
>>121937964
Gravitational lensing doesn't real? Does that mean general relativity is wrong?
>>121939240
>using mean words to dismiss hours of content
bottom of the pyramid
>>121939240
we have honed our art
>>121937964
Gravitational lensing is a well established, empirically proven fact of general relativity.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gravitational_lens
>>121939331
No, it's the "lol grrrl can into maths xD" meme
>>121939567
>wikipedia is a source
>using so many words for "nuh uh"
>>121939845
Since it's clear that you're new to wikipedia, I'll help you out.
At the bottom of the page, you can find dozens of articles and peer reviewed journals about the subject in question.
>>121940118
and since you're new to wikipedia I'll help you out, those links do not represent any kind of useful knowledge, the content of the article may often wildly differ from the content of the sources used
it's purely for display, the real article can be found in the talk page, if any discussion is allowed on that subject and it hasn't been restricted or deleted
>>121940258
finally, after a decade, someone besides me mentions a talk page
thank you. people look at me like I'm insane when I suggest that such a fanciful page exists.
Gentlemen, start your shitposting engines.
http://strawpoll.me/5975188
>>121942216
Shut the fuck up.
>>121942716
Clean out your desk.
who gay here
>>121943596
I experimented but went back
>>121944073
I woke up 10 minutes before I had to leave, it was 6am and the old thread was on page 10 and 760 posts with the final post reading "I can't make a new OP can someone else" ?
>>121943840
hyup
>not flying a mig-15 to the poles
>>121944539
>not building an comfy artic rover you can walk in, attatching it to an airframe and flying it over to the poles for exploration
>>121943596
I don't know. I think I am.
>>121944876
Shut the fuck up.
>>121937436
>>121936971
>>121938050
A bit late to the party, but here is my derivation. I don't feel like explaining nicely like I usually do so, yea you just get math today. Its pretty straightforward, I think. I used maxwell's equation that defines a moving magnetic field. Enjoy my shitty handwriting.
mu_0 is electric constant in vacuum, epsilon_0 is magnetic constant in vacuum. That I with a circle in the middle is flux, the E subscript denotes it as an electric flux. Basically the entire first equation says if a magnetic field moves around a loop in space, the electric field will change.
This is why the speed of light is constant. There is no possible variation, that is how fast an electromagnetic wave will move in a vacuum in every possible frame.
>>121945676
And what if the vacuum permeability and permittivity change?
Man there is this super cute 13 year old girl that works at the front desk at my niece's school. She is 13 and she already has some nice boobies.
If I lived in the 1800s I'd be all over that.
>>121945676
What do you think about gravitational lensing?
>>121945676
al-alcubierre d-drive
>>121946136
Then the speed of light changes, but as far as we know it doesn't.
>>121946270
Gravitational lending is a pretty cool guy who blends light and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>121946312
>muh negative mass
>>121946214
she better have birthing hips in that case anon
>>121946116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW-qcsDLxUY
wut is this
>>121946970
A place billy will never visit.
https://www.google.com/trends/explore#q=%22ksp%22
>the regional interest section
>>121947009
Shut the fuck up.
hi?
>>121947306
HULLO
>>121947306
WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER?
>>121947175
I dont know why but this made me laugh so hard.
>>121947465
is this gamefun?
>>121947552
Shut the fuck up.
>>121947731
I mean it's no SimAnt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8dK6WbgKd4
>>121903741
>smoking is fine
top
o
p
lel
e
li assume you mean smoking cigarettes
>>121947937
>Ark
More like "shitty performance and crashes are fun - the game".
>>121924754
>replying to 1 year and 22 day old posts
>>121907516
but anon, resources already came out :^)
>>121948142
get out longevitivist scum
>>121948190
Thing runs fine on my computer built in 2012. Official servers are shit, game is a lot more enjoyable on private servers. The official servers have to be ran all on one box given the shit performance.
>>121947731
Depends on it. Pretty much what >>121948562 said.
If you play it long enough you become either bitter like us or a begin to suck the game devs cock.
Or you just stop playing after a few hours of exploding rockets and call it a day.
>>121948617
Mine was build 2 years earlier and was high end at that time and barely could run 30fps. Only tried on the official servers when the game was f2p for a weekend and it felt exactly like DayZ. I got bored after 6 hours and the crashing didn't increase my mood.
>>121944073
Please then, enlighten us with your quality re-write of the OP text, Anon.
>>121946116
1. Not a question that we could answer to your liking or in a way that would make sense to you anyway.
2. Burn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zOzk0keqU8
>that deep throttling
>>121947465
oh shit f a m
>>121950329
Reddit GET OUT
>the speed of light means we're NEVER going to meet other intelligent life
HELP!
My ass hurts
>>121952684
Why?
>>121950975
>people being scared of radiation out of ignorance means we're NEVER going to meet other intelligent life
FTFY
>>121951043
lol its le kraken in action once again xD
>>121953590
Isn't it normal for AAA titles these days to be buggy as fuck? Wasn't a Batman game unplayable on PC?
I have no idea, I don't really play any new games.
WAIT A SEX
IS MAX FIRED?
>>121954542
Not yet.
>>121954542
he's dropping hints about an imminent departure
522 origin connection timeout adds nothing!
I just had one of the most satisfying poops of my life.
Maximum maps adds nothing
>>121924954
You are doing the Lord's work, anon.
Godspeed.
>>121958342
literally autism
>>121956391
>>121954684
Why the hell were these posts deleted?
Every time i browse /kspg/, i listen to this song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX2-i0X4E9U
Space and dinosaurs. The two things that cause me to nerdgasam hard. Between shitposting here and playing ark, I will never have a life.
Im taming a megaladon right now, too bad it is far smaller than it was in real life. The shark in game is about the size of a great white.
>>121959162
I mean come on look at the size of this thing. Nowhere near the size it should be.
Lads -- download your "silent" patches
http://kerbaldevteam.tumblr.com/post/132969848684/patch-for-update-105
http://kerbaldevteam.tumblr.com/post/132955673519/devnote-tuesday-post-release-progression
>It’s quite impressive to see how many more issues are found when tens of thousands of people get their hands on a build of a game instead of about a hundred.
>Dan continued work on the assets that will be implemented in the 1.1 update such as the tier 0 buildings,
>We saw an interesting question pop by regarding the support of the OSX Metal API in Unity 5.2: we’re currently working with the latest version of Unity and any new backend features it implements should be present in the KSP 1.1 update –
>provided
>that
>they
>don’t
>require
>extra i
>mplementation
>work
>on
>our
>end.
If they actually release 1.1 on or before Christmas, then I feel bad for modders that want to spend time with their friends families instead of catering to billy and who will be inevitably met with an influx of hate and anger.
>>121964438
That's not going to happen
Squad doesn't work on the same month as a holiday
>>121959525
If that hypothesis is true, hopefully we are around for the next extinction event to see wtf dark matter is.
>>121965153
>replying to 1 hour old posts
>tfw no qt lauren gf
>>121966198
inb4 the tampon boy pasta
>>121966231
literally what?
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/118674-Patcher-Malformed-Data-File-not-Found
>05/02/2015 11:11:25 AM [INFO ]: Squad Patcher 2.0.2.217 (6805581-production b master) - Apollo I Edition
>Apollo I Edition
>>121967070
>Apollo I Edition
>>121967054
delete thisReminder that the only reason why new scruffy came here and started deleting posts in the first place was because of snekfag
>>121967298
Seems like the feelings of an entire community doesn't matter either. Literally maxmaps.
>>121967453
Snek, I agree with this anon, you don't really contribute much to this general. You're just scruffy bait.
>>121967892
Now he's two people.
>>121967892
>>121967960
Like seriously you post the same 12 shitty webms ad nauseum
>>121968054
all half dozen of them?
You never even set up the mic you promised.
>>121967892
Snekfriend please make a webm of that snake flag on a sub underwater :^)
>>121967054
>>121967298
>>121968054
based janny
>>121967054
Alright scruff, have it your way. Good luck finding all 5.
>>121968365
>he doesn't know how to substantiate different versions and switch them out at will
top kuck
What would happen if you tied a steel cable to a Saturn V then launched it?
>>121968714
It'd break
>>121969578
He looks comfy as fuck.the blonde next to him is pretty qt
>>121968684
>not downloading more space everytime you fill it
ayyy
ded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p_8gx-XHJo
neat
gray or grey
>>121971667
>>121972021
Any must-have Orbiter mods? Besides sound, UCGO, etc, of course.
>>121972965
KW rocketry I guess
>>121972997
That's not how Orbiter works.
>>121971282
>you'll never have a pool party with your bros at nasa while training to be the first man to set foot where nobody has ever been before
Why live?
>>121973694
>>121971282
>this was probably taken only a few weeks before they died
>>121897258
Unity not us :^)
>janitor passes through
>thread shrinks by 50 posts
ded is suffering
>>121945676
Derive this
Why was Constellation cancelled, /kspg/?
>>121976027
RS-68s couldn't take the heat
>>121976027
The budget got diverted to something higher up the food chain, as is NASA tradition.
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/138998-Beautiful-Cinnamon-Ramp-Too-Good-For-This-World-Too-Pure
Hey guys look a hydrazine gas cloud XDDD
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZI6U4an-V0
Fucking retards
>>121976841
I still haven't updated from 1.0.0. Anybody know if the patcher works yet?
>>121977070
Nope, it's been completely broken since last year.
>>121976951
What do you mean?
Will any ksp video ever top this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONP9jS14toE
>>121977376
>RSS
>no realism overhaul
Disgusting TbH fAm
Max is a psychic parasite on the human race. He feeds off of our minds. Do you remember life before Max? It is harder and harder to hold on to shit. Sometimes I think one day I will wake up and there will be nothing left of me. My dreams, hopes, fears, memories, everything that is me, will be gone, eaten up to speed his growth. It's like he is a memetic caterpillar eating everything in it's path and devouring his own world as he does so. Gorging himself on the collective unconscious, inching across it like a leaf. We each become part of him and willing or not he uses our interaction to pull more of us into him. Soon he will have made enough of us him that he can survive metamorphosis. He will hide herself while he build the form he will need to spread to other sentients. The world will forget him, but he will be there shapely legs and all. In every ugly act we commit against each other, every casual cruelty and petty violence. Growing in that fertile womb of negativity, he will change. I pray for the day he emerges from his cocoon. When he does leave the human mind will be surplus to his needs and so he will release us. I fear after holding us so long, without his influence holding us together society will collapse and we will die out. Alone, unmourned, and unloved.
I have an erection.
c͏uck cu͏ck c͏uck C͏UCK C͏UCK t͏bh f͏am xD
>>121978515
fuck
they didn't take away the filters did they.
kek desu senpai
>>121978542
test
kek baka desu senpai
>>121978542
Literally how t͏bh
>>121978515
HOW
test
c͏uck s͏mh t͏bh fa͏m
>>121978735
4chan only applies the filter to confirmed c͏ucks. you must be a c͏uck, f͏am.
>>121978769
confirmed not a c͏uck
>>121978842
test again
c͏uck s͏mh t͏bh fa͏m
>>121978984
>telling all the normies
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1219͏79018
:^)
>>121979118
once a c͏uck always a c͏uck
test
kek baka desu senpai
͏>>121979154
͏>calling me a c͏uck even though I'm not
what a bully tb͏h fa͏m
>>121979156
test
kek
>>121979234
͏>ungreentext
think you just made a new meme
>>121979305
͏>what
tb͏h fa͏m
͏>implying
kek?
>͏>͏121979305
͏>tfw I fucked up the other part too
sm͏h
͏>͏>121979929
͏>2015
͏>still can't blackquote
s͏mh
@121979970
Almost as bad as this meme t͏bh
>>121979929
>test
kek
kek
kek
@121980118
i liked that meme a lot and i really wish the mods hadn't crushed it as hard as they did on /g/. it was going to go far. there was even a plugin to make @quotes actually link the post.
HOW DO YOU DO IT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@121980230
i already told you, only non-c͏ucks can bypass the filter. now get back to your cu͏ck shed before jamal sees you at his computer.
>>121980290
>cu͏ck shed
Is this a thing? I've seen the term before but I never found any porn of it.
c
@121980339
no clue. i've never actually been into male c͏uckolding, i just love its epic meme potential.
>>121980401
I hope you internet memesters don't ruin any of my fetishes. Porn is low quality enough as it is.
>>121980339
/pol/ says cu͏ck sheds are totally a thing, but they are not known for telling truths
Is it normal to sometimes hear a faint sound from just seeing specific things? Like hearing an intermittent high-pitched tone when looking a blinking airplane light, or drawn out intense high-pitched tone when seeing an intense light, etc.? Or am I just autistic?
>>121945676
literally unreadable, lrn2write
>>121946483
gravitational lensing produces circles, not crosses. that is 4 stars
>>121980521
desu desu desu
desu
desu
desu
͏>͏>121980543
enter the 2d world my friend
unfortunately c͏uckolding, denial, etc don't seem to be big in nippon
>>121980610
test
senpai
First reply decides what kind of porn I whack it to tonight.
Only rule is that it can't be kek porn.
>>121980565
not normal, condition known as synesthesia
it's a pretty epic meme surprised you haven't heard of it
͏>>121980565
Your brain is probably miswired somewhere desu. Is it still covered by manufacturer warranty?
>>121980679
cbt
desu
>>121980703
not that anon but personally I would categorize that as cu͏ck
1.1 WHEN
>>121980818
shh shh
ʗuck
tbḣ
sṁh
faṁ
>>121980901
yeah sorry fa͏m, gonna need something else.
>>121981035
electric torture
>>121981035
mlp
>͏>͏1͏21980684
Oh cool. Now that I know what it is I realize that I'm synesthetic in a bunch more ways too. Like small or large things sometimes give me a weird feeling if I don't take my meds or if I'm having an episode, some people remind me of emotions or locations, certain sounds give me emotions, etc. Jesus christ, now that I think about it, I'm weird as fuck.
>>121980558
I only bring it up because I have extensively "researched" cu͏ck porn and never encountered sheds.
>>121980679
Men giving rimjobs to black women.
>>121981196
kek sheds is something swedes build to live in after immigrants have taken their houses
Odds sleep
Evens play ksp
>>121981526
poor thing, why did you do that to yourself?
>>121981526
You poor soul.
Tell me this isn't the cutest Ariane 5 replica
>>121981572
If it used some other main fuel tank and procedural fairings then it would be perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpSHC1dqX1o
>>121981572
What's the payload?
>>121981638
customizable part colours when?
>>121981638
I had this one and some Delta IVs made with Ven's. I'm waiting for the sucker to update the whole thing and I'll rebuild the Ariane. Those were more proportionate, though. Just wanted to make a cute one. Would post my Soyuz but I forgot to backup the save
>>121981663
pic related. Just comm satellites.
>>121981901
>>121981663
Hurr durr forgot pic
Test
baka desu senpai kek
baka desu senpai kek
>>121911385
>my grandparents laptop is just like this if not worse
>"anon pls help"
>boot linux from a flash drive and remove all their pictures
>proceed to wipe everything and install linux
>add all the ad and script blocking possible
Only time will tell.
>>121983175
0/8. Come work at Squad!
>>121983175
Trying the character again. Why didn't it work? is it filtered like heart character? Try ALT+3 and post, you can't post it.
baka desu senpai kek
>>121983232
Which invisible character should I use? Miriam Fixed's didn't work ;_;
>>121983175
>>121983175
>filters to kek instead of www
>>121983248
dude i already told you. if the c͏uck detector tags you, you get filtered. you're a bona fide c͏uck.
>Would post my Soyuz but I forgot to backup the save
Fuck me, turns out it was still there all along.
>>121894556
I'll talk about whatever game I like, thanks.
>>121984797
wow i didn't even notice that faggot op.
pls don't post scam citizen though, every time i see it i experience secondhand cringe for its kickstarter backers. it's very triggering.
>>121984862
You're not alone.
>>121984461
Christ, now I remember why I dismissed this one, I could never find a way to put the sepratrons for the boosters. I want to make it do the Korolev cross so bad, but anywehere I try putting them they're always "stowed".
>>121983295
>there are people who pronounce bona fide as bonerfied
Apparently this new version of the OpenTTD patch I'm playing causes a crash whenever I zoom out past a certain level...I guess it's nice that I can put a limit on the zoom via the game settings.
I'll be testing this a bit and see if there are some major bugs that will make it unplayable.
Expect some blogging soon
Are you telling me body lift was disabled in 1.0.5 since now? Why?
>>121986702
Nice.
>>121986973
Forgot pic.
>>121894556
>Cities: Skylines and Open Transport Tycoon
Get the fuck out of my kspg, shill.
>>121894738
>WILL THE REAL MAXMAPS PLEASE STAND UP?
>imgur.com/a/XZsT3
>imgur.com/a/XZsT3
>imgur.com/a/XZsT3
tl;dr
what's happening here?
This isn't supposed to happen anymore, is it?
>>121987405
It is believed that Maxmaps will soon get fired and he posted about it here without his trip.
>>121987496
does anyone know the reason ?
>>121987413
Oh well, that's enough QAing for today. It even happened again with another design.
>>121987549
Well, he adds nothing to the game. He only costs money without actually accomplishing anything. Maybe Squad realised that they can live without the marketing guy.
>>121987325
>he thinks people can shill for an open source game
>>121987671
I once was called shill for posting screenshots of a totally free to play space game with no microtransactions or anything.
ok, time to "shill" for the game that is totally earning me millions every time i mention it on the internet.
As already mentioned, there are some bugs with the zoom level that cause the game to crash whenever i zoom out too much and fiddle with the industry overlay on the map.Basically, zooming out past a certain level will make the map show different kinds of information that show more useful stuff than just the geography of the level. One of those overlays shows the industry placement around the game world and can be modified to show only the industries you care about. Right now, if I zoom out and the overlay is not set to show all the induitries, the game will crash
After many crashes and many good maps wasted to corrupted saves, this is the map i'm using right now. The industry overlay is active, every coloured dot is an industry.
time to start building stuff and, as always, the first cargo I'll be focusing on will be fish.
here is where everything starts
All those things in the water are fishing grounds, they produce a certain amount of fish that needs to be delivered to the only fishing harbour in this water body (red circle).
I have a bunch of sailing ships at my disposal, the challenge here is to plan some routes that will take a reasonably short time to complete, while still giving the fishing grounds enough time to produce enough cargo for my ships to pick up.Actually, this is arguably the easiest thing to do, sailing ships have some of the lowest running costs of all the vehicles in this game and there is almost zero infrastructure to maintain, so this is just giving me a nice and stable stream of money so i can start building the expensive stuff on land
>>121988149
>>121988468
What mods?
>>121988721
this patchpack (donw the first page you can read the list of all the patches included)
http://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?t=66892
2.2.182 is stable and perfectly functional, i'm trying the 2.3, which is in beta and has a bunch of bugs
pic related is the NewGRF list currently active in the game
>>121989017
Thanks lad
>>121989143
you better start blogging soon, m8, i'm getting tired of doing this alone
ok, first fishing routes are set, now on to the next lake
>>121989689
How profitable is fishing?
>>121988721
check out this pack too.
http://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?t=73085
looks promising and has the ATC control patch that is stupid useful, it is also based on a more recent version of the base game.
>>121990083
with the spring patchpack and sailing ships (and FIRS economy), it can be quite profitable. it is good at the start of a game because you have a lot less running costs compared to land based transportation and allows you to have a stable flow of cash without resorting to loans. Also, fish has one of the highest payment rates of the game.
i wouldn't base a whole game around fishing though, mainly because ships are boring. I use them until i have enough money to build a whole train line and afford the running costs for the first few runs, then i switch to trains completely and forget about ships and fishes.
two more harbours are being serviced now, cash is start to coming in at an acceptable rate.
I think i'll just set up another lake and then we are good to go for trains
>>121991127
Is this game as comfy as it looks? How hard is it to get into for someone completely nw?
>>121991681
yes, it is comfy as fuck.
understanding the basics is pretty easy and the vanilla game is quite forgiving for new players.
the game is basically train autism simulator, so getting used to the advanced track layouts may take a while.
a quick look at the game manual on the wiki wil teach you everything you need to not go bankrupt in your first game year.
try it, post results, i'll give you some help if you find yourself stuck somewhere.
i suggest you start with a completely stock game, because when you start introducing different vehicle packs and economy changes, things can get complicated.
A vanilla game is quick, so go for it and switch to the challenging stuff later
>>121991127
Sheeeeeeeit.
Tried to play, but shit keeps crashing on placing cities.
Any ideas?
>>121992078
cut down the map size, i'm playing on a 2048x2048 and there is no chance i'm going to fill up a map this big.
seriously, 4096x4096 is as big as you would want to go if you really want huge maps that will remain mostly empty.
are you trying to go for a passenger only game? The "funding only" option means there will be no industries when you start the map
>>121992078
these my settings and the result that came out.
it's quite hilly in some places.
I don't know if the stock game has the same map creation logic, but go for something like this if you like this kind of map layout.
and again, don't go over 4096, it's pointless.
>>121988149
It's weird, because I can't remember experiencing any bugs in OpenTTD
>>121993080
in fact the bugs come from an independent patch pack, meaning someone recompiled the base game with a bunch of additions that were not included in stock.
it is not an official release, is a mod that i'm playing with and it has bugs, unfortunately.
in preparation for the upcoming land-based operations, i'll let you guys choose what I'll be focusing on first.
this is a list of all the cargo types available, each cargo is part of one or more industry chain, which I'll show later.
First to get two votes wins.
only exceptions are passengers and mail, i won't deal with those so don't bother choosing them
>>121993569
Alcohol, family.
>>121994849
Well..looks like your are the only one interested in this, so I might as well go for alcohol.
I'll smoke a cig, then I'll post the whole chain that leads to alcohol and I'll start surveying the area for good places to start
>>121993569
recyclables, gotta do your part for a better world anon
>>121995164
right, i forgot to say some of those are in the list but are not in the game yet due to the game year i'm in (1890).
So recyclables and bauxite are not available right now, but will be in the future.
you have to choose something else, i'm sorry
>>121977070
Why are you posting a vomiting whale?
>>121994849
this is the alcohol chainnotice my paint cropping skills
It all starts with farms.
Before getting any alcohol, I first have to deliver fruit and grain to a brewery and then deliver alcohol to either a hotel or a grocer's shop.
Manufacturing supplies and farm supplies are "bonus" resources that don't actually produce anything themselves, but are needed to boost the production of industries up to 4x the normal production.
So, farm suppliees (which are produced by other industres from another chain) will help boost the output of my farms, while manufacturing supplies (again, not produced in the alcohol chain, unfortunately) will boost the brewery's output.
Supplies are not required for the chain to work, but will be needed in the future to make things truly profitable,
right now, I'll just focus on delivering grain and fruit, while supplies will be added in the future.
stay tuned
janny, you have still only deleted 2/5 ban instructions I posted around /vg/
This means you are sloppy and weak.
We will break you.
>>121996908
Shut the fuck up snek.
>>121996252
ok, this is where everything starts.
the thing about farms is that they are extremely low producing industries, but they are literally spammed around the map, so you can still take advantage of them.
When I'll start delivering supplies to those farms, it will be a logistic nightmare because there are so many of them, but that is stuff I'll have to worry about later.
this place has a bunch of nice clusters of farms (light and dark green circles) and a brewery sitting in the middle of them (yellow circle).
things look promising, brb when the first tracks are built
>>121996908
pls don't call janny when i'm blogging :'(
I hope Max is currently experiencing gamebreaking bugs in Fallout. I hope they never fix them.
>>121997015do you... fear it? why? It is just a human beingWe will make it lose its job for deleting perfectly acceptable discussion, just like we did with the last one
>>121997378
He's not doing anything right now. It's like bringing the unwanted guy to the party and complaining about it.
>>121997378
>do you... fear it? why? It is just a human being
it's not that i fear him, it's that i would really be pissed if he would delete all the stuff that took me time and patience to make.
so, please, would you mind delaying your personal war with the janitor to a time where i'm not here to be affected by it?
thanks
>>121997625
I'll post on topic, but it's not my war, it's our war.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3sd22g/grain_elevator_strikes_back_the_barn_is_returning/
Barn's in boys, waiting a year worked since it was roughly 20% of billy's lifetime.
Reminder we originally rejected it for what it represented. Squad twisted our words to suggest it was about the quality of the individual models, not the fact that THEY PUT A FUCKING BARN IN KERBAL SPACE PROGRAM
>>121998045
what's wrong with the bard? it's just a visual, it helps add to the style of the game without breaking anything
are you just that autistic?
>>121998151
fuck you max
>>121998045
>nowhere is mentioned that the new tier 0 building is a barn
>still complains about the barn
last time i heard about it (months ago), they were planning on making it look like an abandoned military facility, so i don't really get what the problem is beside the fact that it will still look like shit
>>121998283
>everyone who disagrees is max
>>121997625
There's nothing to be afraid of though. OpenTTD is literally ontopic posting.
> /kspg/ has more of a focus on ... Open Transport Tycoon
>>121998310
Of course, how could I be so forgetful as to think Squad will throw away already completed work and have their highly motivated (and skilled!) graphic designer Dan Rosas work on something great because he is great and does great work.
>>121998341
maaaax, pls, clean out your desk
>>121998151
Are you actually retarded? Have you seen the barn? It looks like something a 5 year old has created?
>>121998546
>Reminder we originally rejected it for what it represented. Squad twisted our words to suggest it was about the quality of the individual models
>>121998546
>It looks like something a 5 year old has created?
sure is consistent in here
first track is ready guys, waiting for some cargo to pile up in the station before sending out the first train.
layout is the usual: trams deliver cargo from a group of farms to a single train station, then the trains pick it up from there to their destination
>>121998838
>trams deliver cargo from a group of farms to a single train station
Interesting, I've never done it using trams before.
>>121998947
it's the same as using trucks, i just like using trams because you can carry more stuff with a single vehicle and cut down a lot on the vehìcle count. the problem is the cargo flow is a lot less constant because, instead of having a small amount of cargo constantly delivered to the station, you have a moderate amount delivered with a big interval.
II still prefer having less vehicles tho, so trams do it perfectly for me until bigger/faster trucks appear
>>121998838
something is wrong or bugged here, i have wagons costing 5x more than a locomotive, which never happened before.
shit, this might be a big problem now, i thought i could afford a whole train, but i can now only afford a locomotive and a wagon.
i guess I'll have to wait for my ships to bring more cash inor to start a new game with the previous version of this patchpack, which had none of the bugs i am experiencing now
>>121999560
probably inflation
>tfw no qt satchie gf to gently cuddle
>>122000009
>>122000000
Close.
>122000000
>my fucking face when
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/138701
>>121999860
Nope, inflation is disabled and it starts to give problems after 100+ ingame years anyway, so that is not the problem.
I also have the same trainsets I had with the other patchpack so something with this new version is screwing with the prices.
Oh well, fuck it, I just started so I don't really lose anything by making a new game with the old patches.
I guess I'll be back once I get things sorted again with a new map, see you later, folks
>>122000251
Why would you need that when scatterer exists and makes it much better?
>>122000053
>fallout general
>mfw
Atleast not undertale general I guess.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3sd22g/grain_elevator_strikes_back_the_barn_is_returning/cwwktwh?context=3
Found a shilly in training
>>122000327
because scatterer doesn't fit the style of the game
>>122000493
And why is that?
>>122000375
But he is right, you know..
>>122000558
it's super realistic like space engine or crysis or something like that
do you see the disconnect?
>>122000658
I'm pretty sure the modder of scatterer would blush now.
And I don't think it's that realistic, it just helps to give the world look more deep and less flat.
>>122000732
he said simply it's based on the same realtime rayleigh scattering paper that both of those used
>>122000732
anyway the point is that the standard sky could look perfectly good with just a tiny tweak they just didn't bother to enable it
>READY FOR 1.0
>>122000605
Hi, I was pointing out that we found you. Now you have a name, Stonersh
>>122000989
just lay off the autismal blame game holy shit I am cringing so hard here
>>122001167
BURN SQUADCAST
Making spaghetti bolognese, lads.
>>122000989
Hi, i want to point out that, as usual, you are not bringing any argument with you to support your claims and you are just able to scream "HURRR HI SHILL" whenever you are faced with the fact that you don't know how to reply.
Cry harder, kid, I'm having fun at this
>>122001736
Nice. I'm just eating water and bread because I'm pretty damn lazy.
>>122001736
Post pics
New map, old patch version, no more bugs, everything works as intended.
setting up fishing routes as we speak, next update when i have trains running
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvGXCisAaR4
MAX HAHAHAHAHA CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK YOU NOTHING ADDING FAGGOT
>>122004485
>Max ruins our game
>Jumps ship as FO4 comes out thinking nothing can go wrong
>Can't exit the terminal
>The nothing adder was added nothing by the ultimate nothing adder
>He is now living the nightmare he thought he was waking up from
>He peaked in 2013
>He's just going to keep sucking down mexican smog whilst unemployed
>>122004695
>implying he is not racking up mad money while you cry at the things he is ruining
>implying he can't live off the profits he made and get a job anywhere just by writing "ksp producer" on his resume
>>121998451
>>122002937
Rate my transportation network. It transfers people from one location to the same exact location, but in a way that makes them want to spend money.
I think I just had more fun in KSP last night than I've ever had with a video game.
I picked an orbital rescue mission which turned out to be far away, maybe 2/3 of Mun's orbit. Having never sent more than a probe that far, I built a new ship which came right up to my 30 part limit. It would tip over on the launch pad, but I had no parts to spare for stabilizers, and I learned that if I immediately opened the throttle, enabled SAS and fired the engines, it could take off fine.
I did the docking tutorial specifically to practice for this, so the rendezvous went flawlessly, it felt great. Sending the kerbonaut between ships via EVA was super tense though. Oh, and I could only afford one solar panel, so I had to constantly make sure the ship was oriented properly. I had to revert once because power ran out on the transfer orbit (the ship was unmanned).
I burned retrograde to get the periapsis down to 200k, then warped to it to go take the apoapsis down into the atmosphere, but... I ran out of fuel at about a 450k apoapsis. Desperate, I started spraying my hefty monopropellant supply retrograde to try to make up the difference, and it was nearly halfway enough to save me. Nearly. If I had burned that at apoapsis I would've made it, though I'm not sure if re-entry from 450km with no heat shield would have gone well.
So, stranded just shy of LKO, I launched another of the exact same ship to rescue the first. Thank goodness it was unmanned at least so there was still only one kerbonaut to bring home. It turned out I didn't save the solar panel on the ship design, so I noticed one in orbit that it was a countdown from 260 charge, but in the end they made it.
I'm laughing to myself because I'm thinking this is just par for the course for you guys. But it was so exciting, so tense, that I was so pumped afterwards that I couldn't sleep for half an hour. I've never gotten that from a video game.
>>122005396
10/10 woud ride while puking
>>122005621
good to hear, m8, i felt the same way the first few weeks i had the game, enjoy the fun while it lasts.
>>122005396
He can write whatever he wants, having no discernible skills kind of makes it hard to follow through on that promise though
Also, anyone feel like helping me get this puppy above the threshold?
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3scm0b/silent_patch_for_105_available/cwwf1hl
>>122006092
wrong quote
there is some...uhm, weird shit going on with the map.
>>122006728
Did you load a nearly polar kerbin map?
>>122006580
No I need the one about 1.0.6. from Avalon above the threshold.
Reminder
https://www.reddit.com/user/ksp_badie
>>122006949
is her entire job just to suck max off once in a while?
Wow, teaches me to talk about my personal stuff with the wrong people.
>>122007021
max hasn't really done that here since 2013 at the very latest
>>122007116
Yeah, but I figure, last few days on the job, might as well talk to you dudes one last time.
>>122007021
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664499210310414337
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664499210310414337https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664499210310414337
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664499210310414337
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664499210310414337
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664499210310414337
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664499210310414337
HAHAHHAHA FUCK YOU MAX FUCK YOU
>>122007190
>>122007021
oy vey
I bought KSP in alpha, played it for a while then stopped playing, only started to get back into it now. Can you give me a rundown on KSP since like summer 2013?
Why does everyone hate you?
>>122007202
I just linked Kasper to the Imgur album and he tweeted that he's leaving
BURN FINAL SQUADCAST
WE DID IT KSPG
IT IS TIME FOR ME TO TRANSCEND THIS MORTAL PLANEafter we burn the final squadcast
>>122007021
>>122007202
>it's real
>>122007291
what's kasper's tweeter? i hate ksp so i don't follow these things
>>122007291
Dude, I'm gonna miss you. I saw the imgur album too, that's gotta be like your masterpiece so far.
>>122007328
>all of it
>>122007439
The best part is you just validated every conspiracy theory I ever started about you.
remember /u/maxlieskspdies?
Hoooooly shit it's been over a year of running a negative PR campaign against your style of "work"
>>122007439
who the fuck is dr turkey? does he have autism too?
WILL HE CRASH THE GAME EVEN MORE?
>>122007618
Validated what? I told a certain someone that I was leaving last week and they ran to the thread to post about it, then you created a masterpiece of fanfiction where I'm some sort of moustache twirling villain.
That's the kind of dedication I will miss, you crazy New Yorker you.
I want to thank you /kspg/, for putting up with my bullshit while I took out this vendetta. I know I was a cringefest, I know I dragged all our names in the mud, I know I made a mockery of this general, but in the end, I would do it all again.
>>122007731
Max, from the bottom of my heart:clean your desk out.
>>122007663
He's the new producer. Leaving your job without first finding a replacement and presenting a proper transition plan is pretty much peak unprofessionalism.
>>122007828
anything for drama
>>122007917
>he's the new producer
no shit.
WHO is he? does he have ANY experience?
>>122007917
please see
>>122006949
>>122007021
Fuck, it's him.
>>122007917
Hey, Maxmaps, I have a question. When you leave your job will you become as bitter as we are?Will you become cool again?
I'll be holding a press conference tonight around 7:30pm est to discuss the success of operation "Maxmaps Adds Nothing" and what the future holds
>>122007021
Way to ruin my OpenTTD blogs, Max
And also, Max, one last thing. I want you to admit to my face that 1.0 was not ready for release. And you just did it to avoid the growing anti-early access sentiment.
It's just a poser, not the "real" Max.
Shut the fuck up.
Maxmaps, we're all gonna miss you. Even if we say you were pretty useless for the development. Deep in our heart we know it isn't true.
Let's take a moment to see all the great things you added to KSP.
>implying
>Maxmaps
>adds
>something
Gonna miss you, dude.
>>122008445
>proper tripcode
>twitter confirm
>not real
>>122007994
I'll let him do his introduction properly in whatever way he wishes, not my place to do so.
>>122008179
The only thing in this world I am bitter about is the 2004 ALCS.
>>122008349
I am sorry.
>>122008493
Legitimately laughed out loud.
>>122008531
I still don't understand how someone like you, who takes so little pride in his work, can even sleep at night or stand to look at himself in the bathroom mirror.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3sfk3l/some_final_questions_for_maxmaps_before_he_leaves/
>>122008695
Most likely not, but I'm sure you guys can get in contact and badger him about it.
>>122008684
Nice job.
>>122008531
So, what are your plans in the future?
>>122008789
Are you concerned about the imgur album affecting your new job?
>>122008695
does max have to leave kspg because he's leaving squad?
he can continue to add as much content to the thread as everyone else here adds
What was the reason? Don't lie, we all know you were making shitloads of money. Even if you hate the job, there must be some reason.I'm too lazy to read the imgur thing.
>fallout 4 comes out
>Maxmaps quits his job
Was that the reason? :^)
No, seriously, why are you leaving?
Well, at least Max will continue to add as much content and prestige into the game as he has been doing for the past year, even if he gets a new job.
At the end, he'll never truly leave us
>>122009023
badie adds nothing
>>122007731
>told a certain someone
>trusting sociopaths
You deserve everything you got
It's a bit of a loss for us. We had a direct connection to a game dev of Squad. Maybe nuclear engines would still require oxidizer if Max wasn't here.
>>122009951
I don't think you guys are sociopaths or anything, I just told someone who either posted it here or told someone who posted it here.
I'm definitely adding the imgur album to the thread's highlights. Whoever did that (MAN I assume) put some heavy work into it.
>>122010160
Wrong crowd, dude.
>>122010160
What's wrong with nuclear engines not using oxidizer?
Real ones do not use oxidizer.
>>122010236
Why are you quitting? Please resond.
>>122010291
I think he's saying if we hadn't bitched at max about it it wouldn't have been fixed.
>>122010291
That's my point?
>>122010418
>>122010427
So you're defending Max? What the hell is wrong with you?
Oh dear prince of lies, please tell us one last truth; why did you quit?
>>122010534
I'm not defending Max. Max was horrible. But we could talk directly to a "game dev" and could do >>122010418
>>122010418
the squid implementation is not "fixed" -- nukes use jet fuel? come on. next you're gonna bring up crew transfer
>tfw no qt max bf tosexually assault
>>122005621
>https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3seo89/i_think_i_just_had_more_fun_in_ksp_last_night/
What?
>>122010742
>implying jets using liquid hydrogen cannot be built
>>122009951
>>122010236
>implying satchie still fuggs max
>>122010631
he didn't deliver the numbers. he got fired
>>122010236
I have a question Maxmaps. Is pic related intended?
>>122010798
implying they had that in mind. it was a shitty last minute tweak
and to think I debated not linking that to kasper...
>>122010982
They never planned nor intended to implement fuel types into the game, if that's what you're implying
>>122008351
>>122008531
max please
>>122008493
>come back after a few months
>Max gets his karmic retribution
Seriously, fuck you, goddamn PR lying sack of shit.
god I hope Mirk sees this soon
I might pass out
My heart is pounding
>imgur album jumps 40 views in an hour
https://twitter.com/DJSnM/status/664507577414238208
Did Max left for good now?
>>122013501
Yes. There's a press conference tonight around 7:30pm EST here, followed by a sexy party
>>122013501
Not til Friday night, but then yeah.
>>122013672
Why don't you wanna talk about why you left? Is it something personal that has nothing to do with Squad? I really wanna know.
Remember people, your upvotes are needed now more than ever to make sure we exorcise all the tulpas demon Max left behindPretty soon I won't have a reason to beg for upvotes here. Friday, to be exact.
>>122013821
Discussing that kind of stuff is super unprofessional! In your best case scenario you leave everything clear at zero gain, in every other scenario you make another party look even remotely worse for it.
All I will say is that I'm leaving with every coworker and friend patting me on the back and happy we got to spend the time working together.
>>122014289
Tulpas demon?
>>122014289
I don't have a redddit account.
Finally added something.
>>122014546
keep fighting the good fight. some day /vg/ will be free of videogame discussion.
>>122014546
What's going on? New archives a shit, I can't check the ded posts.
>>122014401
I knew I should have used a dash
>demon-Max
>>122014440
Can't criticize that
>>122014401
Oh well, okay then, Max.
>>122014401
So my autism is confused, was that actually you in the imgur album, or was it someone else?
>>122014937
It wasn't me at all. It's just some fanfiction someone posted after I told the wrong person I was leaving last week and that person posted it here.
>>122014937
He's trying to claim he told someone
>>122015073
Sure max
>>122015143
I told several people, actually. Hell, I know he wasn't the leaker but probably outside of my friends, family and coworkers, Warbird knew first and here's an avid poster here.
why are we talking about a washed up loser? identify this snek i saw on my walk
>>122015073
>>122015434
what the fug is going on, can you pls tell?A-at least tell me from Steam. I won't tell anyone if it's supposed to be hidden. I'mjust curious.
>>122015749
Maxfags got fired
>>122015434
>telling an avid poster on /kspg/ you're leaving
>Discussing that kind of stuff is super unprofessional!
you dun fucked up. Warbird's gonna be offended that you're pinning this on him.
>>122015803
No shit sherlock. I'm wondering why.
>>122015823
Err, no it wasn't personal at all. And I don't think telling a friend you're leaving is an unprofessional thing if you trust them that much, as long as you don't go into detail.
And no, I have zero doubt in my heart to believe it was him. He's a legendarily awesome dude and one of the best relationships that I gained from posting here.
>>122015985
Get a trip max
>>122007021
desu max i think you're an okay dude
MAX TELL US WHY OR THE BURD DIES
>/kspg/ won't have a direct connection to the devs anymore!
We never had one. Max just tormented us occasionally. 95% of what he said ended up being a lie or misused truth.Just like 95% of the KSP budget
>>122016491
Protip: when they say they are leaving but don't give a reason, it usually means they got fired.
>>122016651
THAT'S EXACTLY WHY I WANT TO KNOW
>>122016491
It's personal, leave that burd alone. I'll happily share that I'm leaving in the best possible terms, with both coworkers and bosses thanking me for my work so far, regretting I am going and wishing me the best.
>>122016502cry harder faggot
>>122016737
He probably went job hunting or received a better offer, what is so hard to understand?
Even if he got fired, he was still the produced of a stupid successful game, he is pretty much guaranteed to have a job in the business
>>122016802
>with both coworkers and bosses thanking me for my work so far, regretting I am going and wishing me the best
>I'm quitting for no reason at all
Oh, prince of lies, please spare us from the lies.
At least give us some clues. I'm guessing a thing or two that will make you leave Mexico. Is it something like that?Is it something qt or bad?
>>122016802
>thanking me for my work so far
404
>>122016819
I am in fact hyperventilating, but not from sadness
>>122017005
hope that better offer is still there after the imgur album passes 1k views
>no mouth
Damn creepy!
Strange. A lot of mods not updated to 105 yet, but I'm pretty sure the time from 103 to 104 was quicker or is it just me?
>>122017690
Last KSP image from me today.
>EVA report
>sure
Also she goes 0.8m/s all the time. She doesn't get faster or slower and I can't control her at all.
>>122017881
Well. 1.0.4 was just a hotfix for 1.0.3.
i don't want to set the world on fire...
>>120458905
Hey, fuck you.
CONTROL THAT DAMAGE, MAX
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3sflfi/so_long_and_thanks_for_all_the_fish/cwwtwsb
>literally the only thing he's responded to
>literally worse than hitler
>>122018325
How are my fellow madmen feeling?
>>122015434
Avid is a bit strong. All I do these days is reply to old posts :^)
>>122015985
Aw, shucks.
>>122015638
I think that's a corn snake
Could have taken it home with no issue, I've never heard of them biting people
>>122018542
I am swimming in dopamine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGegEFeK3Ks
I'm too triggered right now, I think I need to leave /kspg/ for a week. Fuck Max right to Hell. He killed this game and everyone is applauding him for it. When did critical thinking and criticism in general vanish from the public sphere? When did we wake up in a fluffy "safe space" of mediocrity?
>>122014546
Man, that thread is a wreck.
>>122014808
Apparently a shitposter goes mad and decided it would be fun to get all the people of /vg/ there.
>522 origin error
>>122018813
Blame the SJWs and PC culture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U
>>122018821
Sounds like snek. :^)
>>122018813
Anon, the cancer has been excised from the body.
Now the healing begins.
>>122019214
The game has been drifting rudderless for two years. Harvester has already been shuffled out of play. Where does development go from here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q9xRFmUhxk
>>122019078
>.jpg
wew lad
>>122017256
so you honestly think that an imgur album where there is literally zero undisputable proof that an anonymous poster (assuming it is only one, which can't be proved) was, in fact, max, would have any effect whatsoever on his chances to find a better job?
Don't you realize how small 1k (hell, even 100k) is and how small are the chances that his future employer will see it, assuming he cares even just a ittle about KSP?
And even if his future employer sees it, accounting for everything i said about that anon's identity being HEAVILY questionable, would you think he would care?
Are you really that naive and narrow minded that you think someone running a business doesn't care more about the results (in this case, producing a very successful game that still has no competition after 4 years) and will instead care more about a bunch of posts on 4chan with incredibly inconsistent premises?
please tell me you are not that stupid and PLEASE, if you are planning on replying with HI SHILL or HI MAX or a variations of those two things, just don't reply at all.
>>122019460
Ben Garrison had his work removed from a gallery because the owner saw a shopped picture of him in a Nazi uniform.
>>122019460
Come on, let the dude have his moment.
>>122019591
Max do you deny that the game has been drifting rudderless for the last two years? Throughout all that time, there was NO ROADMAP. And then you rushed the game out the door unfinished so that you could lock down some "console versions" that will obviously never be released, to be developed by a literal shovelware outfit. Go fuck yourself. I've never seen a less competent producer of software.
>>122019575
that is not exactly what is happening here
>>122019460
If Max had been a competent producer there'd be no reason for somebody to impersonate him. Nobody seems to have an issue with his incompetence so maybe they'd pay attention when he seems like a complete prick.
So, does the Panther stack up to its tech-pornographic description?
If not, what's the best choice of airbreather for a <25ton Mk2 cargo spessplane?
456 album views
>>122020717
all me desu
>>122019460
Adding to this, a faggot who shitposted IRL told us about this long ago. Max had decided to quit and told it to his friend. His friend warned us long before the imgur album. >>120458905Just give me some fucking clues I'm so fucking curious reeeyes I have nothing better to do. Remember when I spammed you with GET A TRIP daily?
>>122019797
He's not a producer, he's a marketeer. A very good one. He's selling a game full of bugs.
>Max has to reduce his last anonymous gloating session here to "it was fan fiction"
That must hurt
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/139111-Farewell-Miguel-%28Maxmaps%29?p=2289545&viewfull=1#post2289545
I wonder if this guy will be better or worse than Max.
>>122021340
Based Tyler
>>122021398
From that post alone he seems pretty cool.
>>122021398
I say he'll be worse.
>>122021416
We did it.
>>122019996
oh come on, people impersonate other people all the time, often with no reason at all.
the only people calling him out on his incompetence are here and a lot less on reddit too.
Reviews give ksp awesome scores, youtube is full of videos of people having the time of their lives with ksp, every official forum and social outlet is filled with people creaming their pants at everything squad says or does; the ony way someone would see criticism on max is if that someone took the time to dig out years of 4chan archives and reddit threads, which i guarantee you nobody will ever do.
you are grossly overestimating the magnitude of this thread and you are clearly not able to step out of your room for a second and put yourself in the position of someone who is running a busines in the game industry and are looking for a good producer.
just take a successful game you never cared about, of which you literally know nothing besides the name and the fact that it is successful and try to backtrack all the stuff you can find about its producer, you will either get extremely bored before even scraping the surface or you will take an unreasonably long time before you can even picture a very rough profile of the guy. Either way, you are left with the fact that there is a producer that overlooked a very successful game.
what every sane people does when looking for a new hire is look at his resume, look at the results this guy obtained and maybe look at his facebook just to be sure the guy you are hiring is not publicly worshipping satan or killing babies. that's it. Results is what counts, not the opinion of a small ass corner of an anonymous imageboard. Get over it, your wet dreams of some kind of divine justice will simply not happen.
As much as you think max ruined the game, he still was there when it sold millions, was publicly supported by NASA and generally made a lot of people happy, this is what counts, this is what everyone looking for a producer cares about.
>>122021398
He sounds a bit like nova tb͏h. Dunno if that's good or bad.
>>122021398
Whenever Squad has replaced someone, they've always managed to find someone worse, no matter how impossible it seems
I have no doubt that this is still the case
>>122021735
I literally linked kasper to the rant, did 3 minutes of work, then tabbed over to Max's twitter to see his announcement tweet pop up.
And for the record, if you use Google Trends, you'll see interest in the game peaked in 2013. He did not deliver his numbers. 1.0 was DOA, and now the modders are losing their shit about version numbering tactics.
Odds play modded 1.0.2
Evens play 1.0.5
>>122022008
play OpenTTD you nerd
>>122021919
meant to take my trip off
I'm pretty sure this is the post that started this whole thing.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3scm0b/silent_patch_for_105_available/cwworrn
>>122006949
>she actually made a second post
>>122007000
checked
>>122022283
"Made a post" is kind of a running target. The whole thing was written for her. I think they just gave it to her because it's big news about the white house.
You'll notice the opening and final lines in some devnotes are illiterate gibberish. I think they're writing the whole thing then asking her to frame it. She puts two sentences worth of spanglish in then yells "fuck it, ship it"
>>122021919
>>122022185
Dude... Stop being an autist. This happened weeks ago
>>120458905
>>122022647
Right... but that doesn't actually say anything. Are you suggesting I was supposed to interpret that Max was getting fired for gross incompetence from that?
>>122021919
sure modders losing their shit in the end of 2015 means the game has always been shit since its inception.
i'm not defending max, mind you, i'm just impersonating a fictional HR guy from a fictional development studio to show you how little meaning the things you say have in the grand scheme of things.
you can bring all the tweets you want and all the google trends you can find, but you will never be able to erase from history the fact that KSP sold millions, aced every review and was generally appraised as one of the best games out there while max was producing it.
max may have added nothing, but he sure made an eccellent job at making the game look awesome and selling it to as many people as possible. Again, this is what counts. money is what makes business run, sold copies are what keep developers alive. max may have added nothing, but he was there to take credit when someone added something.
This is not like WarZ, where a load of people were literally scammed and the devs were caught just days after they went on steam, this is a game that is still going extremely well and will probably keep on being like this for a long time.
Max has KSP in his resume, get over it, your rants on 4chan and imgur albums will never take this away from him, he is guaranteed a job everywhere he wants,
>>121960307
So why isn't the update button working in the launcher?
>>122014401
>muh unprofessional
marketing on 4chan is unprofessional
>>122007021
why are you wasting time posting on /kspg/?Fallout 4 is out
ding dong the witch is dead...
i cant believe it.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3sf70f/everyones_happy_about_building_minijets_and_boats/
>>122023676
probably because he's not sure what to do with his time since the game he hopes to enjoy is so overridden with bugs it cannot be played in any meaningful way
so he came to /kspg/
>>122023408
I don't fucking know
>>122023754
Party here tonight around 8
>>122023840
best meme
>>122023847
i.e. 4 hours from now
Oops!
>>122024014
I did it again!
I posted on reddit!
And got max in trouble!
Oh badie badie
548 album views
Posting best theme song for those who have forgotten about it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC03c9rUzDs
What are they saying in kspmodders?
>>122024669
Das Good musics
>>122024669
I love the opening of that movie, such a great setup
I also love how it lulls you into a sense of peacefulness, then breaks it violently, just like living on a real submarine
>>121904387
Double click on it. It takes you to a full vertical facing docking mode IVA with navball and joysticks.
>>122018542
>so I told /kspg/ to burn squadcast and he actually did it
Just got back from messing with 1.0.5, and yeah, it feels more like a high quality mod rather than an update.
I fucking hate this place.
I'm from the forums and I love the freedom of speak in /kspg/.
>>122027680
*chans are the last bastion of free speech in this world, enjoy your stay newfriend
>>122027591
Shut the fuck up.
>>122027591
Taste the happy
>>122027680
No be careful we are all evil racist trolls
>>122026494Did someone say "burn squadcast"?
12/16.... we might be able to pull off a second barn rebellion.
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/3sd22g/grain_elevator_strikes_back_the_barn_is_returning/
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>>122028327
wait is this real?
http://scarfolk.blogspot
dawt
com/2015/01/freedom-of-speech-public-information
dawt
html
>>122028502
SQUAAAADDDDCAAAASSSTTTT
>>122028502
SQUADCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAST
>>122028628
>>122028579
>>122028502
>replying to yourself
>>122028723
nigga what
>>122028723
What are you talking about?
u tried
whos paranoid now
we gon burn this motherfucker better than we ever have before
>>122028906
Well meme'd
I like this meme
>>122028106
>>122028290
If you care enough, you should also upvote the post so that it doesn't get buried before it can start a shitstorm.
>>122029214
>phonefags
http://strawpoll.me/5983009
>>122029450
You are an idiot.
>>122029758
Are you triggered m8?
>>122028502
Oh Jesus Christ here it goes again. How many fucking blogposts can you faggots cram into the thread this time? Let me guess, SNEK, JANNY, HULLO, SNATCH, SCRUFFY, ad nauseam.
When are you mouth breathing chucklefucks going to realize that this fucking bullshit doesn't improve the thread? It doesn't drive conversation; it just fucking derails any semblance of intelligent discourse. Then again, what the fuck does it matter? You're all a bunch of circle jerking, blog posting, no-life fucking losers. Let me guess, this is the highlight of your fucking night, right? You probably raced home from school, if you even bothered to go this morning, and threw your 700 pound, diabetes infested, sweaty ham planet ass down in your computer chair (straining under your mass to stay in one piece) so you could race right to /kspg/ and post your shitty ass SHITPOSTS.
WAKE UP YOU FAT SACKS OF WASTED FLESH. YOU'RE FUCKING USELESS AND YOU CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO SOCIETY. Turn your fucking computer off and go outside; or better fucking yet, kill yourself before you embarrass yourself, your parents, and your entire fucking species.
hello been lurking for about two years probably never made more than 5 posts but just a bit confused
you guys are right that lots is bad in the development of kspg
and i have no idea what max's role as "producer" even meant
but he was/is a pretty cool guy
and maybe i missed it but i'm not really sure why so many people here detest him
he did a lot of good, and like, things which "we" would count as "our" victories in influencing the game etc often involved him (e.g. getting rid of chunky and the other toxic forum admin who's name escapes me fuck that was ages ago)
and he put up with the shit here more than any sane human or more than someone who didn't give a fuck would
so yeah i'm just confused where all this has come from and how the events of today have unfolded
thanks for all the good times, max
>>122030420
Max is the producer of all the lies. He is the marketing guy, probably responsible for all the unfinished shit because the game has to make great sells now!
>>122030594
Go to bed, Max.
>>122030181
lol
>>122030825
Go to bed, Max.
>>122029935
loving all this attention I'm getting. That's not me btw.
>>122030420
>confused where all this has come from and how the events of today have unfolded
I too am surprised, I'm getting a ton of activity on a bunch of my reddit accounts. Senno ecto gammat even linked to my old post warning this would happen last week. People are asking me if I am a wizard.Maybe I am a wizard?
No. The truth is Max built a house of lies and you've been living in it. Don't be surprised that the subpar Mexican construction techniques caused it to collapse before he could move out.
>>122030889
Go to bed, Max.
>>122030938
Go to bed, Max.
>>122031208
And clean out your desk.
>>122031297
Go to bed, Max.
>>122031508
delete thus
>>122030898
Go to bed, Max.
>>122031919
Go to bed, Max.
>>122031786
Go to bed, Max.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGOQfLFzJj8
This is so beautiful;_;
>>122030938
>>122030594
this hasn't really cleared anything up for me, like what has he actually done to us
the only instances i can remember of stuff being promised that didn't materialize was the sort of stuff the community guy/producer couldn't possibly have had total control over, like resources, multiplayer, etc
> probably responsible for all the unfinished shit because the game has to make great sells now!
the stuff we want that was dropped, e.g. proper resources, reasons to actually explore and so on, would've sold great though
i think most of the shit max gets blamed for wasn't his fault and was the fault of the same problem that has plagued ksp from before he was ever involved; the devs are fucking lazy
sorry for sort of shitposting / shitstirring by asking all this, i wish we could go back to the cool days of posting cool shit like that fucking dreadnaught every day ha ha ha
>>122032143
>sound of the drones
No, please no!
test
cмх тбх фaм
Jesus Christ career is extremely grindy and the parts you unlock for the 1st aviation node don't even let you build a working plane (unless I'm stupid).
>>122032342
What a cucк tбh
>>122032117
Go to bed, Max.
>>122030420
> - DR CM KSP
>>122032143
Go to bed, Max.
>>122032342
Yes it's grindy and dumb. Don't play it.
>>122032143
The comfy days are over. The storm has arrived long time ago.
>>122032342
On a relatedGo to bed, Max.note, what do you fags think of Engineering Tech Tree?
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/125055
>>122032848
Go to bed, Max.
STOP
JUST FUCKING STOP
GOD FUCKING DAMN EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
Odds play ksp
Evens learn russian
>>122033165
>tfw no qt Russian gf to annex my peninsula
>>122033814
kek
>>122033093
have you heard the good word?
maxmapsaddsnothing!
668 views
press conference in an hour and 15 here
>>122034946
I'm pumped.
>>122035231
Okay max
>>122035231
Still here?
Wait, will you even leave /kspg/?
>>122035418
>implying anyone can leave kspg
new Hullo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zciR2ZU4jRc
>>122035952
Too бusy learning russian tбh
>>122035993
>>122036458
Holy fucking shit russian is hard
>Munar Excursion Module has RPM support
good
Y/N?
>>122000732
>>122000251
Considering I made both these mods, yeah I'm kinda blushing.
In the rapidly growing, expanding, connecting world of the 21st century, morals become skewed, perspectives change opinions, and as we depart from our simple mindsets, we often find ourselves overcome by the understanding that our actions, beliefs, words and plans will have countless unforeseen consequences in the ether of the future.
Within this context we have become the literal gods of a previous world — we have powers and abilities and understanding of deep context that give us unbridled license to make, shift, mashup, create and innovate within this context. Those who grasp that strength create wholly new, dynamic, justified experiences that exemplify not only the pinnacle of human creation, but a deep caring for the general direction of the world.
And then there’s Maxmaps. It’s so rare that within this hypercomplex world, we could be awarded with such a pristine distillation of the base human emotions that disrupt our inner human desire for excellence, yet here we are, looking at him, as if he were an item of evidence in a massive class-action fraud lawsuit.
Borne out of the armpit of the world, left to rot in dingy Mexican streets and in front of a video game console, one Mexican boy emerged from the pit of hepatitis and broken dreams partially cohosting a World of Warcraft radio show where he served as the quintessential illiterate Mexican comic relief that contrasted against the real hosts and made their conversation seem meaningful.
From this festering pit of incompetence and mediocrity came someone who unabashedly believed fascism was the only way to effectively control a populace and believed that he had within him the passion and intelligence to become the next Notch.
After a few years of obscurity “working in pharma” in Mexico, Max found himself at Squad, insulting their most recent project, a promotion of the new “Leaf” car while being onboarded for his new role: managing the community of Kerbal Space Program.
>>122037074
SpessEngine/10, you're doing good
>>122037074
What do you think of Alshain's hate for your mod?
>>122037174
Delete this
It was around this time that resourcegate occurred, signifying KSP’s ultimate shift into a dev cycle measured in years rather than weeks, and the .23 roadmap was thrown out to accommodate a one-off deal with NASA that had lasting implications on releases up to and past .25.
Also during Max’s beginning with KSP, we saw the focus move away from Sandbox and to a “career” mode, even though the game was still very much in Alpha and starting career so early only served to petrify the development in the same state of half-bakededness we still have the pleasure of experiencing to this day.
Just as Max entered the frame, many of the original American and international devs left, and they were replaced by Mexicans, as if this were logical. Since Max’s introduction to the Kerbal Space Program team, we have seen numerous meaningless PR deals that have served as one-off announcements designed to distract the fanbase from asking meaningful questions about the development of KSP. Likewise, we have also seen a rise in the harmful moderation that has led to the self-censoring community of KSP fans today who have been trained to simply drop all expectations from Squad, “because they’re an indie dev.”
Keep in mind that the delaying of development in line with developing career has mirrored another disturbing trend: putting less than 5% of all “profits” from early access back into development. This has been status quo for years, and has allowed Squad to maintain a fraud and scam, promising a game in development, while keeping the majority of the profits in an offshore bank account, while scrubbing profits from the online repositories designed to keep Steam companies honest.
“You give me too much credit,” Maxmaps will likely magically pop up and say — but no, to get that from this is a fundamental misreading. The point of asking these questions and making these connections is not to prove that MAXMAPS ADDS NOTHING —
>>122037319
YES
>>122037319
This guy
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/115408-WIP-Scatterer-atmospheric-scattering-%28v0-01781-22-09-2015%29-RSS-compatibility-new-orbit-shader?p=2289909&viewfull=1#post2289909
>I don't understand the config tool. It's a bit above my head.
Jesus fucking christ
the truth of it is that Maxmaps has inherently and irreperably damaged the development of KSP, leading up to the sad truth of the matter: “Maxmaps killed KSP”
Maxmaps adds nothing is a constant reminder to the wider community to ask what is _really_ happening whenever Max announces a new secret feature or new meetings in progress — he is taking up valuable resources developing in-game “purchase” buttons for 3D models and brokering wider chasms between KSPedu and stock KSP. He is inserting pain points and creating dividers, and for this, we must all ask for our refunds, or we must take them, by whatever means necessary.
Before I close out my blog, let me quickly note some of the deals Max has brokered for KSP: NASAupdate, Soccer balls, Plushies, Gamer’s edition, Wii, Xbone, PS4 (Flying Tiger), printable ships, Curse, 1.0, and many others. Please feel free to add any that come to mind.
>>122037319
>>122037457
Well desu I can barely get a good config with the config tool myself. But yeah, some people don't make any efforts and want to be spoonfed. I just posted a polite reply and some of the new screenshots I made because they are quite cool.
>>122037545
pasta so stale it's gone completely solid again
Mexicans did nothing wrong
>>122037793
>desu
wtf, I meant to type desu, where did that even come from.
>>122038020
Yeah, you can only say tb͏h if you aren't a c͏uck
>>122037174
>>122037313
>>122037545
Here we go again
I just realized something
>Maxmaps got fired edition
>>122038153
I'm kinda speechless at my own wizardry to be honest
press conf in 40 min
>>122038261
what press conf?
testing the invisible characters
desu
desu
Cursor looks weird, I'm sure I typed both. One is definitely filtered, I tried it before and it didn't work.
Why do Mexican women pretend to like anime?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Lbuw4bJBOM
>>122038669
Okay, both characters are filtered. Great. Is it a character that looks like those but actually different one?
tb͏h
>>122038842
Yep, gotcha :^)
>>122039005
>>122038842
WHAT DID YOU USE???
>>122039971
We're nowhere near the bump limit retard, why the fuck would you do that.
>>122038109
Well, fuck this shitty general anyway
>>122040165
and it isn't "burn the last squadcast edition"
:(
>>122039919I know the rules, I will let mine die since it is 40 seconds older
>>122039847
>>122039919
Which one?
>>122040207
Don't leave scatterer anon
>>122040334
the first one.
>>122040380
I will say I do think the combination of posting it early and being devoid of all maxmaps news (and missing the new, voted on OP) makes your thread a little suspicious
>>122040476
It's not my thread. But it was posted first and who cares about the news in the OP?
>>122040476
They were posted 42 seconds apart.
Yours is straight up shilling so that people will watch the shitty squad stream
>>122040553
Democracy says the people will choose what they want, so I guess let it be.
ded
>>122040115
Just copy paste what he said. Those characters look the same, but another variants that are not filtered.
>>122040610
I've decided I no longer care. My reason for existing has been fulfilled. I'm pregnant with satisfaction.
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