thread HOIPE edition
>Patch 3.1: So Goes Light, So Goes Darkness:
http://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/6707e4bc0ca533c1a2cb12155fc91d884c6b6a84
>3.1 OST
https://mega.nz/#!yE9hhTiI!VPYZj59LUh1liUm3J_vmLghVJB8iL8KmBvNg3i10bf8
>Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkRTO7co_Yc
>Letter from the Producer:
XXIV: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/269279
XXV: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/269284
>FF14 Resources (Includes: /xivg/ Free Companies/Linkshells & Resources/Guides.)
http://pastebin.com/cRb2g2PA
>Previously on /xivg/!
>>121841475
first for is it up yet
Catbois
>>121861082
That catman is really cute.
xth for i love all of you, /xivg/
Remember to take a break every meow and then.
Just kek my job up senpai
>>121861082
What data center do you guys use?
http://strawpoll.me/5924259/
Daily reminder that Gilgamesh is the best server and if you don't play here, you might as well kill yourself cause you are wasting money fo that sub.
>>121861130
>if cornie still has the house tell her to share it with you
She is and I'm gonna be decorating too. Is there really no way you'll come back? Everyone misses you. ;-;7
>>121861129
Can you not?
>>121860762
Just go play other games, children.
You can resume your bench ERP later.
>Retainer is a Mi'qote
>She speaks like a Mithra
...why
>>121861232
>tfw no 1800x1020 resolution
>tfw cant set that as my background
Thordan Weapons.
http://imgur.com/a/zxqHF
>>121861417
Did you gift that to yourself?
>>121861354
>Not including Gaia and Elemental.
>>121861350
>dagger.jpg
I laughed way harder than I should have, but do you have a picture of the NIN weapons for real?
>>121861417
>playing the electronic jew, even for free
you're making a mistake
>>121861232
>not drawing an AST putting her hand on the PLD's shoulder as the other two healers laugh in the left background
>play dark knight
>turn off grit
>i now do as much damage as any other dps class
Uh...paladins?
>>121861380
um what?
In Tera you can chain combos with just spacebar, so most classes only have to press 4 5 different buttons all the time.
The term spacebar ninja existed for reaper players for a reason.
>>121861232
>DRK and WAR are literal faggots
>meanwhile PLD is the only one that likes girls
Seems about right.
>>121861420
>Mi'qote
>>121861468
Nah, I mentioned FO4 to one of my subs and he asked if I wanted it.
>>121861595
Nothing better to do.
>>121861380
You keep moving the goalposts, but okay. Tera combat is too unforgiving for the kind of bads that populate XIV duty finder. If those people played Tera they wouldn't be able to reach max level.
>>121861417
FO4 is a waste of time until the mods come out that fix the game anyways.
>>121861668
>no tail
and you just know that bitch is a dude.
>>121861413
the only way I'll go back to gilgamesh is if my current fc starts dying or gilgamesh becomes more comfy
you can always try to get me in DF though! same data centre etc. aether is best!
>>121861668
>3.1
>not being a faggot
step it up senpai
>>121861680
>Nothing better to do.
Gotta beat Paarl sooner or later. :^)
>>121861668
healers that go for warriors - disgusting whores that will suck any cock
healers that go for paladins - respectable ladies looking for a strong man to protect them and dedicate themselves to
I can't wait to find some good treasure.
>>121861680
you could play based TREE OF SAVIOR which is not an unplayable disaster of a shitshow, definitely.
>>121861636
>It's tiny as fuck
to be expected
>>121861476
No weeaboos allowed.
I picked thaumaturge as my first class am I cool
>>121861910
>>121861636
I was expected more, at least something in the middle, shit.
>>121861905
>playing korean grindfest
no ty
>>121861952
I hope you like STANDING STILL
>>121861852
Keep telling yourself that, Sir Paladin.
>>121861710
I'll be ready when the hot, new mods come out then.
>>121861817
Paarl is fucking hard dude.
>>121861905
ToS is shit, though and not my kind of MMO.
>>121861453
>Dat gun
Naked and Ocelot are probably laughing their asses off right now.
>>121861453
>MCH weapon ruined by gaudy fucking attachment
GAUSS BARREL WAS A MISTAKE
>>121862094
Do you want anything else from steam?
>>121862064
don't all magic based jobs require standing still
>>121862070
ixara where have you have been
>>121861905
I would play Tree of Savior if someone set me a key.
>>121862094
>Paarl is fucking hard dude.
Try not targetting and smashing legs unlike what you have been doing.
>>121862141
Emperor's new barrel when
>>121861647
>Play Paladin
>literally too handsome
Uh...other jobs?
>>121862213
everyone else has the freedom to run around a bit
>>121862070
i'll be the one laughing when your husband is off fucking an AST in some alleyway
Anyone here Mateus? Also when back online for eastern time?
>>121861082
>Another Lala OP
They're going all out
>>121862213
Not really. I mean they are more stationary than melee jobs, but none of them are literal turrets like THM/BLM. Not a bad job though, the requirement that you remain still in order to maintain DPS means you have to know fights really well and plan your movement out ahead of time.
>>121862213
SMN move around a lot, they can also move while they are still casting if you time it right, WHM and SCH are the same, BLM gets an ability that makes it beneficial for them to never move.
>>121862323
didnt mean for it to be, just like that artist
>>121862285
what body is that?
>>121862254
4.1
>>121862174
S T O P.
>>121862249
I was hitting legs.
The problem is with free swing systems is when you don't target, camera control becomes cumbersome when you need to react to certain things quickly.
>>121862323
[x] touch fluffy tail
>>121862285
how many princesses have rewarded you with sex sir white knight
>>121862403
But you're not even going to be playing FO4 until mods.
Is there anything else you need?
>>121862487
holy shit go ask him on steam you fucking kek
>>121861417
So, will you kill your son, who is the villain, or nuke boston?
>>121862403
>hit twice
>dodge
>use overhead swings
>win
>>121862349
>>121862331
I see, thanks guys.i hate to be that guy but could you tell me what job you started out with and why?
>>121862575
ACN, in the beta for ARR because it was a unique job, and I started as a Huntard in WoW.
>>121862226
I was playing Tera again. I have been back for a couple weeks now, though.
>>121862307
He does as he pleases, and I do as I please. Besides, I told him to break the new girl in before we chain her to the wall in our private chambers.
>>121862094
>Paarl is fucking hard dude.
Oh god just wait until the Cursed Chalice when you have to fight bosses that 1 shot you with any attack.
>>121862706
muh artificial difficulty
>>121861883
better treasure
>>121862575
I started off as ACN because I thought summoner was going to entail using badass summoning spells like in the single-player XIV games. I wound up maining scholar, which I like because it gives you a lot to do if you aren't a lazy fuck.
>>121862832
ahhh which one do i fuck first?!! i cant decide!
>>121861453
It's all so ugly.
>>121862832
I didn't know onaholes dropped from the vault
>>121862784
Nah, DS2 is artificial shit. Chalice dungeon is DMC style perfect dodging and timing.
>>121862891
Summoners just have pets that follow them around to do damage. In the higher levels it gets better because you get stronger pets, but it's basically the same thing still.
>>121862487
But I will be playing just to see all the new features and whatnot.
>>121862571
>Hit twice.
>Dodge and have to reorient myself manually.
>Paarl starts his AoE channel.
>Can't break leg/not sure if you can even stagger him out of it.
>Repeat because like to play defensively on bosses I have never seen.
Sword is shit.
Going back to Kirkhammer tonight.
>>121862706
Who.
I am literally new to BB.
Had someone buy me it on release but only actually played more than a few minutes this week.
>>121861883
Bnhaka you are my treasure...
>>121861852
Not gonna lie bruh
I am a female midlander paladin and even I EB a Dark Knight.
Guess you can say I have the darkness inside
>>121862832
/roll need on tank
>>121862323
>dom lala with hoof boots
Moaaar
>>121862918
They're hideous, although I do sort of like the DRG one. How hard is it to design a good-looking book?!?! Honestly...
>>121863014
I am aware of that, unless you were trying to provide clarification for the other poster.
POST YFW YOU WILL NEVER BE WEBBED
>>121861453
Without the proper in-game textures, it looks like some KH2 shit you'd find in The World that Never Was
>>121862308
Acknowledge me.
>>121861636
So much for that grand exploration adventure I was hoping for.
>>121861905
>which is not an unplayable disaster of a shitshow
Is Gabija's market and shout STILL down?The game would be pretty good if they fixed the fuckawful balance and lack of grinding spots later on, but with OBT on one month I feel like it will be DOA
>>121863170
Less than a day before every node spawn point is mapped
>>121861636
is this some FFXI sky rip off?
>>121863025
>Going back to Kirkhammer tonight.
I'm pretty sure I told you it was better for the fight
why doesn't this feel like a final fantasy game?
where are my battle transitions? where is my ATB bar? why can't i choose commands from a menu? why isn't it turn based!?
>>121863184
laima was up for a few hours this morning but party has been consistently down for like 5 days now. ifeel the same, its better than what i was expecting but the balance is all out of whack. adding meaningful stat choices might fix a lot of the issues though.
>>121862967
Dark Souls 2 was fun.
>>121863445
Because it's a MMO you idgit.
>>121863395
This was a good show
Powerspeak is best girl
>>121863445
FFXI was the same way. ATB only started in X, and XII had semi real time combat also.
>>121863395
>>121863025
I just used Ludwig's
xth for being female irl so I can shittalk anyone I want with 0 repercussions and always be believed :)
>>121861636
probably no more than 2 minutes to get anywhere in there. ah well, i figured there wouldn't be much to explore. this game has the least amount of exploration of any MMO i've ever played.
>>121863615
oh sorry, I was confused about ATB.
>>121863709
someone just got friendzoned
>>121863709
Stay away from our static then, where we actively shame sluts like you.
>>121863709
If only it worked like that
>>121863709
do guys who get dumped think girls think this way?
Lv.1
>>121863851
Hype, that looks good AF.
>>121863851
Got those Lv1 Berets?
>>121863709
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFQK5eF_puo
EVERYONE PLEASE WATCH THIS educational video on how to deal with these kinds of girls.
Colibri Gun from Gold Saucer~
>>121862553
>>121861628
>>121861837
>>121861949
>Don't expect anything animated I suck at that
>All these crit/det weapons from Thordan EX
>No parry anywhere on Void Ark tank sets
my god
>>121863150
Nobody here plays on that dead server. 4AM EST.
>>121864020
why is gauss barrel so fucking hideous
>>121864089
how lewd
>>121863834
It doesn't? My dad told me that girls can squirt mind control serum to take over peoples minds.
IS IT CHRISTMAS YET?
>>121864152
The same reason why Wildfire has no visual effect.
>>121864279
No, justyour mom.
>>121864329
This is incredibly shitty, but then again you cannot top christmas dresses so whatever.
>still havent docked the proc
>kinda like being mocked
help
The cape from alpha is back...
what should i put in my search info?
>>121864534
>Odin armor that actually has the cape.
Wonder if this is going to be cash shop exclusive too.
>>121864554
>SE calls these punching gloves
I guess i'll still use them
>>121864534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8AyVhs3gJU
>>121863834
I lost a couple friends during 3.0 but won't drop any names, I can see why they'd be salty
>>121863959
Here is the Flat Cap.
I hope you logged off in a sanctuary friends so you get that dank rest xp from being offline so long.
>>121864820
I always log off at my house friend
>>121864724
My god that looks horrible. Straight out of one of those bagged costumes you'd buy at Party City. "Disco Dude"
nice
>>121864864
It's pretty much just the FSH head without the glasses.
>>121864142
Idk why you guys would want to be on big crowded servers. I like being in a big FC in a lower populated server so it's basically a big playground for us.
>>121861905
i dont know how to download the game i gave up i even have a key fuck
>>121864892
I didn't know Godspeed changed to highlander.
my dps so whoa its got ippiki callin me bro
>>121864892
is that a fucking tranny
>>121864964
My comment still stands. Gee, I can't wait for all the "gay railroad conductor" glamours.
>>121864534
>Cape
Bullshit, nothing has real capes in this game.
>>121865194
The cape was on the odin gear back during the alpha in the dats, I used to have pictures.
>>121864672
Shut up Ippiki you don't even play this game anymore
>>121865331
The cape wasn't functional though if I recall. No physics.
Servers up in 2 minutes!
>>121865453
is he lying
>>121864614
F A E R I E
A
E
R
I
E
>>121865509
What does your spidey sense tell you
>>121865453
why do you hurt me
>>121865453
More like six hours and two minutes.
>>121865483
That's been in for awhile now. Same update as the one that added the Yokai minion/mount iirc.
>>121865509
Yes.
>tfw forgot to buy out all the cute minions before downtime to resell at 200% of the original price
>>121864672
you deserved to lose every single one of them
>>121865569
Yokai minion/mount?
my brother shot me with a bean bag and im in so muich pain
the first thing im doing is posting here i might have to go to the hospital i cant even upload a picture of my stupid cat
what's the best aether world
>>121865527
Why is Faerie the most posted-about literal who server I see? Is it just me being retarded/selectively attentive?
>>121864672
h-hello.....
>>121865734
Give him a medal for me before you go.
>>121865734
did he shoot you in the dick
>>121865780
Balmung
>>121865781
It's low-pop and full of gaybos.
>>121865729
They had mount/minion icons in for these two, but no flavor text or 3d models created.
>>121865780
Sargatanas
>>121865509
No, but you can start the 1.7GB download now.
>>121865781
iirc it is the "official" fag server, which explains why people who post in these threads are on it
>>121864470
it's okay you can fuck his girlfriend and have him eat your cum
>>121864634
>they aren't big goofy boxing gloves
Dropped. Subscription canceled. Bomb sent to YoshiP's office.
>>121864142
Also thank you for the time Info bud. Much appreciated
>>121865854
I think it was just concept art because they had the yokai dude as a guest. won't ever be added.
>>121865982
wait really?
time to make an alt on faerie
Any links to all the leaked music?
>>121866096
>PS3limitations keeping us from having eight of each target marker
>>121865815
no right in the chest wih some police shotgun they found at some garage im laughing too hard and its fucking hurts
>>121866351
You probably have a bruised rib(s), at a minimum. Maybe a cracked one. Go to the doctor, dumbass.
>>121866096
They had graphical entries for them in ARR, but 3.0 scrubbed them out. Probably an idea that didn't fully pan out.
>>121866181
name pls
>benchmark character creator still works
Ah hell yeah. I forgot about this thing. Time to make a cute kitty!
>>121865452
I think that was the Anon's point. It's a cape, but doesn't actually have any physics.
Actual 3.1 spoilers.
>>121867037
>mfw I can do SFM porn all night
>>121867037
more
>>121867037
>>121867516
>that arm
>that color
Holy shit people fap to this?
>>121867516
I have that top. :3
>>121867516
Do you have any elezen models around?
Be careful, Mechanics are active in the thread and "bored"
>>121867691
do you think you could beat me in a fight irl? i dont htink you can, i think you have tiny ass fucking bones i can snap like a twig
id laugh as i rip you apart like a fucking burnt waffle
>>121867728
Who's ready to run Neverreap 300 times?
>Launcher won't recognise version
>Steam freaks out and starts redownloading everything
Gonna be a long night.
>>121867923
>pkeks
>>121867920
am i the only person who actually likes neverreap more than fractal?
if theres a good group in either, neverreap is the funrun while fractal is the "oh this goes really fast lets do our jobs" run
>>121867923
youve got a lot of time to redownload
>>121865789
Hey hon, do me a favour and tell me what server to play on?
Not sure wtf these are for.
>>121867987
>not steamkuks
>>121867651
Nah not yet anyways
>>121868138
Probably Void Ark sub-locations.
>>121868121faeriecuz ur a homo l m a o^_^
>>121868228
Guess it wouldn't hurt to check out the zone listings table to verify.
>>121867616
fuck off
conspiracy confirmed
Just started playing over the weekend with my buddies. I'm a dragoon now and they're a monk and a ninja. This shit is fun as hell but leveling up other classes really sucks when you run out of quests
Any idea on how to get the two new magitek mounts?
>>121868504
YOU fuck off you pencil necked twerp
>>121868504
you're just jelly mate it's ok
>>121868515
just got this game, what race should I pick
when maintenance is done obv
For anyone wanting the music labels for the ripped music. Spoilers included.
>>121868660
1% drop rate from prae and castrum
>>121868742
Lalafell.
>>121868742
Go for what you like, the stat differences are minimal and there are no racial abilities.
>>121868742
whatever race you want. people have different preferences but really it's all about making a character that you can look at and like
>>121868763
>Event_Hildy
>>121868679
Thank you friend, I don't erp tho.
>>121868742
nov. 10 1 am PST. Race doesn't matter that much except for some tiny stats and you can always pay to change it later. You get a free change available after subscribing for 30 days also.
>>121868121
[Spoiler] Tonberry, where you will fit in with those other assholes. [/spoiler]
>>121869048
>>121868925
>>121868921
Really? thanks guys. you're all really nice here.
Any chance for the Main to end some hours before?
>>121868041
fractal is just really boring
also i'm not even sure it's faster than neverreap since the bosses seem to be a lot tankier for some reason
>>121869223
Probably extended friendo.
>>121869223
nope. servers will come back up at 1000cst tuesday to prevent people getting two lock outs done in a single week
I rose Ippiki from the dead. His legend isn't over yet..
>>121869406
I hope they don't get extended. I was planing on using this patch to get onto balmung.
would you protect this smile?
>tfw new FFXIV art comes up during the maintenance
>>121869192Anon please! You're going to make me blush.
Authentication servers are up
Game servers aren't though
>>121869479
You should be tried for crimes against humanity.
>>121869570
You better have your character all ready to go than.
>>121869392
frac has less gates than never does, so it can go faster with fuckhuge pulls
a fast run of neverreap still wont be as fast as the fastest you can go with fractal because of those gates between areas.
>tfw tank pulls from the first room after the first boss through to the hallway
my healer boots shake in fear but i love letting them know they can because at first they panic but i keep them all up while dpsing when i can.
shits so cash
>>121869610
with my semen, yes
>>121869570
>balmung
degeneracy, I hope it gets extended five hours just for you
>>121869773
Yep I have my appearance saved and a name picked out.
>>121869885
Why so rude!
>>121869629
WHERES THE SAUCE EGGMAN
>>121869919
There is no reason to get on Balmung unless you want to RP and the only RP in this game is ERP. Pure unadulterated degeneracy.
>>121868217
you gonna upload any of it?
>>121870072
Why would you want images with terrible lighting and models on a bed in the middle of a TF2 map?
>>121870072
working on it
>>121870025
>>121870242
so i can shitpost. why else?
>>121869570
Last time it happened there was approximately a 10 minute window to make characters.
Hope you get on quick.
>>121870369
Did you finish the minfilia one?
Eighteenth Floor locations got null'd out, so I guess we're not getting to see that again next anniversary. Some other entries got nuked also.
Probably general clean-up for sections of the map you legally couldn't get to but had onscreen name indicators regardless, like the Castrum in East Shroud.
>>121870540
Wow that sucks some of them looked really cool
>>121869570
Make sure you have your character design saved, be as fast as you can with giving it a name etc. Change it after with one of the free fantasias. You don't want to miss your chance at getting in.
>>121870638
Wow.
That is just awful.
>>121867037
>>121867601
Can we spring Briardien's waifu from jail already?
>>121870457
Going to be sitting here refreshing till the servers are up.
>>121870686
>>121869919
