Welcome to /mk8g/ - Stockholm Syndrome edition
Discuss Mario Kart & Mario Spin-off Games! Welcome, Mario Maker fans!
>Wanna know what /mk8g/ is all about?
Watch these or be a loser:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc8KzuEmXyE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bNMvL7z2ub0
We got a miiverse page! Post your neat drawings and check out everyone's doodles!
https://miiverse.nintendo.net/titles/14866558073268532636/14866558073646102396
>Game Codes
Main Lobby:
--Mario Kart 8 ALL tracks with all new DLC and 200cc!:
4584-9410-2777 (lobby name is /v/eekend 3.0)
--Frantic Lobby (higher freq of powerful items):
6415-1175-2608
--Mirror Lobby
8033-6549-7779
--Teams Lobby
9950-7090-1141
Other games:
--Mario Kart 7 (ask in thread) : 07-0695-1617-1935
--Mario Golf: World Tour (turns): 58-1023-1832-5422
>How do I play with you guys!?!
--First time racers:
Go to "online - one player", go to "tournaments", go to "search by code", enter our main lobby code "4584-9410-2777", hit "join". If you keep getting put in empty lobbies, the current one is full. Keep hitting "join" periodically and eventually someone will leave & you'll get in
--Returning racers:
Go to "friends" from the online menu & view "recent players" list to find and join someone who is currently racing. You can't join somebody in a new lobby if you haven't first searched for the lobby code
>Ripped OST
http://www.mediafire.com/download/gpbzprxxz6x5y5p/Mario_Kart_8_%28Base_Game_%2B_DLC1_%2B_DLC2%29.zip
>Further FAQs:
http://pastebin.com/aJne6hi4
>News
The 2nd DLC with 200cc is out. Future Nintendo Directs announced!
>Thread PSA:
Do not reply/respond to shitposters
Regularly announce the number of players in a lobby
Keep up the banter during races
Post screenshots in the thread & draw doodles at out miiverse!
>Today's protip
Discuss any changes to our team roster for /vg/ League 5.
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//vg/_League_5_Signups
http://implyingrigged.info/wiki//mk8g/
1/12
first time /v/eekender in MK8 main lobby, 1/12
Never posted my levels to /vg/ before, this is the right thread yes?
>>121847986
Yep, right thread. Is there a generator for thumbnails like that?
3/12
god damn 200cc is faster than I remember
>>121848092
Nope, I just whipped it up in Photoshop.
/mk8g/ - 404 general
>All these crazy 8s
>He still didn't catch up
>got new controller
>keep pressing the wrong buttons
The pro controller feels to small...
all this losing is making me remember how bad I am
>>121849015
FOR BUT A MOMENT I TASTED GLORY
>get last second bullet bill
>drops me into a corner on the last turn
Sorry for the lack of bantsI was trying to chat with a centurylink rep
>>121849487
>tfw not on the list of cancerous faggots
>Skillz goes up the boost ramp
>Wait directly under him with the Piranha Plant
Good gamesI might be able to get my friend to play, tho
status?
>>121850194
5/12
>>121850194
6/12
>>121850194
6/12
>>121850151
Good races.
pls no bully
-goop
>>121850394
>>121850374
>>121850334
Cool, gonna hop on once I finish eating.
7/12
I hope you liked that blue, Matti.
Mount Wario, Neo Bowser, Dragon Driftway all terrible stages.
>Kevin gets a red shell in the last box while i'm open
Every time.
I didn't come last!!
8/12
>>121851234
Mount Wario andKoopa Cityare good.
>>121851234
Dragon Driftway is gr8 in 150cc
>he turned into a bullet at the last second
smooth move
7/12
ruined my last lap crashing into another wall...
Fug blue.
>>121851970
But terrible in 200cc
OOPS
7/12
>Pushed off twice in the same lap
Bullet bill ends and throws me off the track. Lakitu picks me up and drops me on top of a mushroom which instantly sends me flying off the stage again!
what I lack in skill I make up for in mushrooms
-goop
8/12
9/12
>first race of the night
>on my favourite track
>last place
>>121854121
Th-that's a sexy Peach...
>>121854857
Go to bed.
Holy shit, I won a race using tilt controls
Time to get back to Worldwide. -1/12
>throw banana forward in hopes of hitting darkwolf and stealing first
>it bounces off a a thwomp
>My character celebrates and I see Kevin spin out on the map
That's a win I guess?
good races, t-thanks
5/12
5/12
>>121855526
Good races.
>After that Blue Shell, I struggle to get back to max speed as Alice passes with Mushrooms
>Instead she got too close and touched me with her circling mushrooms, giving me the boost I needed to take first.
Thanks Alice!
>>121856236
You're welcome...
4/12
4/12
Nice bomb toss, Mic
>too busy looking into my rear view trying to hit Darkwolf with my trailing green that I drive into a banana
A-At least I hit you...
>>121858451
And then a bomb.
When the karma hits, it hits hard.
>>121858678
You didn't hit me with the bomb, I managed to slipstream past you and avoided it when you threw it.
>>121858887
No, I meant Mic's bomb right after that.
My bomb that I threw at the start of Lap 2 i think it was I missed by a mile.
>>121858975
Oh. I avoided the bomb but slipped on a banana that was conveniently placed between the bomb's blast radius and the edge of the track. Stupid bananas
>>121859384
Ah, I thought you ran through the explosion.
>>121859685
Nope. Just getting my potassium.
2/12
>Banana Snipe on ribbon is perfect
>Dan goes through it like the spooky face he is
Or over it, i couldn't really tell.
>>121860447
It missed me by millimeters.
>>121860403
Coming!
I always start so well then spaghetti into last. Every race without fail.
>Dan messes up final glide
>Line up the shot and take him out before the finish line.
I need to go break something after that ending...
Good games.
I'm gonna go end world hunger with all the spaghetti I produced during those races.
Still 2/12!
>you can keep the gamepad display on when your using the pro controller
This is great
Did you fall?
>Hit the left wall as i'm exiting the cave
>Get thrown to the right into the hole.
>zelda piranha plant eats my red shell
2/12
Did you slip on my banana?
>>121863669
I might have.
Yes, slip moreit's the only way I'll beat you
>breaking all my red shells
Indrift worst drift.
>>121864919
2/12 get in
That looked kind of close...
>Change Bike
>Win
That damn Yoshi bike working against me just because my opponent is a Yoshi.
>>121866076
Yeah, I choked really bad that race.
>drifting into the dirt almost every turn
Fuck that bust ramp, map...
2/12
>>121866626
*boost
gg karters.
Was a good few hours
>>121866867
Nevermind. Good games!
Golf?
Quick, what are some common things shit mario maker levels love?
>the set of 2 or more doors, most of which lead to death with a laugh sound effect
>>121871048
Just throwing a Lakitu into the level that you can get the cloud from and just skip right to the end using.
>>121871048
>placing thwomps at the start
>fake autolevels
>single springs left out in the open and before a ditch
>long tedious levels with a cheap death at the flagpole
>>121871048
>Inescapable pits that don't kill you, but force you to reset
>the Tower O Bowsers
>like 50 springs onscreen at once
>the disco effect in general
play my level 8E64-0000-00E2-6E5A
>>121880947
neat
>>121877185
>fake autolevels
What's wrong with that?
>>121880947
Pretty shit.
The sort of generic "Enemy spam and spike maze" sort of bullshit you'd skip over in Hundred Mario Challenge until you get something interesting.
Anyone else have those fucking moments where you're boosting and the game/controller locks you into a drift the wrong direction? Is it the fucking games limitations or does the WiiU pro just suck because this happens way too often and I've only ever had this issue in MK8.
Everytime I play this shitpile I find something else that pisses me off.
>>121888856
Happens to me too
Pretty sure it's entirely self caused
>jump on giant goomba
>land on one of the two smaller goombas that come out
>pass right through the top of them and die
Wario!
Are you guys seriously going to let the thread die again?
We're the fourth thread from 404ing right now.
ded
>>121900657
not on my watch
>>121888856
Holy shit git gudI find myself doing the same thing with the pro controller, but I'm pretty sure it's just me.
THE REVIVAL OF MARIO KART IS HERE
https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/664095209534435328
What retro tracks do you want back in the next DLC?Waluigi Pinball HD is the only correct answer
>>121905398
>imploding we'll get anything kart related
If we actually do, Toad's Factory.
>>121905398
N64 Wario Stadium andRainbow Road 7 please
>>121905398
Here's hoping for Kirby as a playable character and a kirby themed track called "Gourmet Circuit" where coins are replaced by slices of cake.
>>121905398
>mfw250cc
>>121906932
>>121906826
>4 Rainbow Roads
>>121905398
>Mario Kart 8 DLC pack 3 and 4
>free update to Tennis that add communities and special modes
It whats the general needs
>>121906932
>watching everyone and their mother fly off the track at such intense speeds
lmao
ur game is dead, no more dlc for it, stop ur little discussion
>>121907397
A-A man can dream
>>121847986
pls play
>>121906908
I need it
>>121906932
>thumb lightly grazes A button
>kart teleports into the wall of the first turn
>>121906932
>Babies become the new meta
>>121905398
>tfw you'll never see Iwata again
>>121911894I will soon. You can too.
>>121912261I want to go with you, but there are people I'd be leaving behind
>>121912261
Sumea no
>>121916754
I was not even here, I just now opened the thread.
Golf?
Anyone want to kart? 2/12
>>121926494
Coming.
3/12
Still 3/12
>>121905398
Wario Stadium n64, but with three laps and no half assed one lap.
And an update that doesnt make DLC tracks appear more than any others, i'm sick of Ribbon Road appearing every 3 races
4/12
4/12
Still 4/12
>>121928641
omw
5/12
>>121929776
omw
Thanks for races A
I thought we were dying there, and suddenly
6/12
>>121931224
Back.
>>121932120
So it seems.
With the posse on yer behind.
7/12
7/12
Dipped to 6/12 and back to 7/12
今日本語でおK
8/12
wALLY DOES NOT GET IT
Lag shield pls go
9/12
>>121934414
Bye
FUCK OFF WITH THE GREENS
HOLY SHIT
>>121934938
all me
>>121934615
b-bye...
>>121934615
>leaving because of bad netcode
>>121935164
>>121935281
>replying to attention whore shitposting
>>121935281
Oh, did Alice actually leave?
By "Lag Shield pls go", it was only a comment for the webm. I wasn't telling you to go :(
Please come back!
>throwing a red shell at me on the shortcut
fuck you
>>121935497
>being this butthurt over a little girl
WALLY STOP
Thanks for first, based lightning user.
>>121936404
NEVUR
So close to winning...
7/12
DON'T DIE ON ME
>Green ricochet hits Kevin
ALL SKILL
>holding onto your crazy eight
>Red shell goes for Kevin instead of me
I'm lagging, aren't I
man that was fun
>>121937335
No, you're fine.that was glorious
>>121937335
Alice is lagging
>>121937119
>Throwing all of your Crazy 8 go at once
Who lags here?
>>121937560
all me
>>121937364
Okay then
Penta Why are you a girl now
>>121938094
have people forgotten the crap he pulled?
Thanks for the Crazy 8 star, friend.
>>121938094
Because he is an epic memer
>>121938291
it's not a disguise if i wanted everyone to know it was me
>>121938556
>impersonating regulars you barely talk to is funny
Eat shit.
>>121938825
well that's why i chose a cool fellow like javi over you...
>>121939086
reminder for the new friends here...
>>121939176
>>121939549
have another reminder you two faced lying shit
>>121939693
calm down ryan
>>121939693
Fuck off Ryan
>>121939824
That picture is true though.
>pushing my off the course with your triple mushrooms
go away
You can't dodge my reds forever, Penta
8/12
So, are we just pretending penta isn't a massive shitposter that also willingly and purposefully succeeded in the killing the general with his skype group and then later went around shitposting under a fake "basedryann" account after he broke his promise not to start any more shit here?
>>121939824
>>121939871
>Imblyign
>>121940026
as ancient as dane, move on
>>121940138
Several months ago is ancient?
I'm a winner
5/12
>>121940026
No, we are just trying to stop caring all together and not giving him the Herostratic fame he clearly wanted.
Nobody of us cares, and the less we do the less he gets his rocks off.
Stop being a dum dum and just race. Nobody cares. You should not care.
>>121940332
Yes you are
>>121940026
penta is allowed to shitpost here, there are several "based" regulars enabling him
they even joined his secret splatoon skype group further enabling him
>>121939693
Ryan shut up
Penta is doing nothing wrong
>>121940580
Do you want logs from this group?
I can't believe you guys are still associating with penta after he pushed his skype group here. I mean, if he wants to make a skype group, whatever. But if he was constantly advertising and spamming the skype link (against the fucking rules btw) and overwatching the threads and messaging people to join his skype group and laughing at the threads going down, then FUCK him.
btw I saw him talking smack about this kart community in /ssbg/ too.
sorry for the rant. I'll let myself out.
good games
>>121940906
Good games!
>>121940813
Unfortunately, it's not that simple, otherwise it would have been done by now
>penta
FYI, He still thinks he's "one of the guys" here
>>121941098
>Joining his groups when he invites you to them
>Adding him on nearly every platform
No it's very easy to disssociate from him, some of you just choose not to and enable him.
We need to ban Darkwolf from the lobby
Stop stealing first
Okay and it is time to close this thread completely for the night.
Have fun I guess.
>>121941304
>all these people joining his secret groups when he's supposed to be the hitler of mk8g
i dont get it, is he different on skype that people dont automatically deny
>>121941304
alice still talks to that faggot
Anybody want to smash?
>that shell
>this thread
>>121941517
Probably not
But some people don't really care about that, they just want to circlejerk
>>121941541
who are you
>>121941651Post your NNID
>>121941340
Come at me, bro.
>>121941836
Not that dude, but I got smash on. I can play you right now. You want to host?
>>121941930falseflagging
>>121942018
Well, I'll play whoever wanted to smash if they are still here.
>>121941848
Just did, bitch nigga
>>121942303
>>121942247
I'll play you, it's Ryan
Fuck off Ryan you shitposter
>cloudy teleports to me and drops a banana on me
fuck this shit, man
>>121942489
>falseflagging
>>121942682
You forgot to quote
>>121942730
>
Dude I'm on Smash right now
good games
>>121942902
I think you were double rused brah
>>121943002
>>121942902
I don't see you
2/4 here
gg karters.
I guess i'll go warm up for the smash tourney.
>>121943226
Who
So we can play smash here now? Neat.
>>121944102
lmao ryan is forced to ask here because /ssbg/ hates him
just report the offtopic posts
>>121944102
Yes
>>121944102
No, you guys missed your opportunity for that when you rejected the idea of /nog/
>>121943230
Anyone else going to cheer for based darkwolf?
http://challonge.com/tourneytuesday28
>>121944614
Hell no I lost all respect for him
>waifu fag
>smug asshole
>ssbg shitposter
>>121944896
Hello poster #44! Welcome to the thread
>>121944896
This. He was confirmed to be part of Chazo's shitposter crew on /ssbg/
>>121944102
Yeah.
We can play Splatoon too.
>>121945057
I joined a tournament and went to the synchtube and watched/listened to stuff.
What about it?
>>121944614
Hell yes
>tfw darkwolf is seeded number 3
He has a shot at beating /ssbg/
>>121945814
I'm pretty sure until the tournament starts, nothing is decided. Its just a mock-up preview
>>121945674
>responding to shitposting
Im losing more respect by the minute
>>121945919
No, chazo, the tourney host, gave him the 3rd seed because he kicked ass the first time he played and went to losers finals
So essentially he has a bye this time because he is respected as a good smasher
>>121945814
Chazo fucks with the bracket so that him and his friends have the best chance of advancing
>>121946751
You forgot to mention he does this partially to ensure he and his friends always win the prize pool that he uses the lure people in.
So basically the house takes back the money.
Anyone else watching the smash tourney?
>>121948553
Link?
>>121948553
link
>>121949168
>>121949370
http://challonge.com/tourneytuesday28
Let's go darkwolf!
>>121949953
Darkwolf is the most cancer regular right now
>>121950781
sup /mk8g/, found your secret shitter
you are welcome /mk8g/
>>121949953
No, I meant a stream link
Anybody wanna golf?
