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>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
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speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
Trihex just came out as white!
a day in the life of grindxmonkey
>wake up
>initiate autism crusade in the thread for 3 hours
>fire up stream and mindlessly grind irrelevant monkey meme games for 12-14 hours
>wind down by continuing autism crusade for another 3 hours
>get back in cage for a nap
>begin cycle all over again after nap
truly a pitiable existence
Remember, hero worshiping is a bad idea senpai
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT
zfg is live
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT
>>121842061
I only watch real speedrunners like narcissa
>10 posts early
>>121841632
do you have any proof
>>121842279
So what's the deal with him changing his name anyway? I haven't watched him since his WR in Castlevania 64 and now I have no clue
>>121841690
this was one of the more forgettable old spongebob episodes imho
who /bobross/ here?
>>121842392
Fuck off.
>>121842465
No I legit have no idea and was asking man what happen?
>>121842553
I'm already there though :/
>>121842392
>him
>his
>him
>his
>>121842576
Yeah, okay. Fuck off.
>>121842621
That's why I'm asking what the hell happen? Is Cosmo trans now what the fuck happen
>>121842872
Hahaha pretending to be retarded epic as heck bro
>>121842576
>Cosmo
You want the smash general this is the general about speedrunning
>>121842872
small dick asian
>studying abroad in germany
>boot computer up at pub
>cosmo is now narcissa
i still can't believe that discord took off
proof that speedrunners are sheep
>zfg and his greasy fucking hair is the last zelda runner standing how isn't insane
Will you marry me srg
In speed news, reminder that the shotsfired fps centric marathon starts on Thursday!
>Narcissa
>Narcissa
Wish headcrab would leave :/
>>121842370
how new
>>121843317
I'm still surprised speedrun.com took off senpai
God, I am still hard from KG. I cant get all the sprem out
>>121843387
die faggot
>Narcissa
Fallout 4 is fucking fun. Good bye speedrunning.
>>121844806
slayer...
>>121842450
True, it aint too bad but right after that episode is when spongebob really started having some killer episodes. Then season 3 buried it even more.
>>121843185
>turn off computer
>continue studying abroad, get a degree a few years later
>never play games again
>>121844806
Hook me up with your wr/pbs senpai. I need more speedgames under my belt.
>>121844879
>slayer
>speedrunning
wow it's still always surprising to see these name drops from people who speedran for a few months in 2013, keep it up!
who else comfy with duckfist here? based stream imo
did something happen?
>>121843892
so what your saying is you have no proof.
reminder that squid posters got exposed as boogeyman posters and to this day have no idea what they're babbling about
>>121842465
>>121842791
Fuck off. fags OUT
>>>/out/
>>121846009
ooh ooh ah ah
>>121845861
https://twitter.com/romscoutsda/status/653806896659300352
>>121846158
>still no proof and spouting of bad memes
>>121846207
they kicked everyone who does speedruns out of the game selection comittee?
i hope agdq '16 is shit and nobody watchestfw it will probably be the most popular one
>tfw can't find anything to run and depressed
>>121847581
AGDQ 2016
By stream monsters. For stream monsters.
>>121847581
that's all they care about for it nowadays
"who cares about quality runs when you can just shove whatever's popular in the viewers face?!"
expect more TAS blocks and Tetris
fw you realize cosmo is kameekazay his life to make agdq2016 worth watching for the lulz
Bouncyboi needs to shave his fucking head
>>121847581
why did you spoiler?
>>121847925
It's not going to agdq though. So how would that work?
If anything its going to be insanely bad, I can hear the terrible donation comments dedicated to cosmeme already
>>121848703
>I dedicate this donation to narcissa, who's shown us all how important it is to prevent cancer. also kill the animals.
>>121843335
official zelda runners who i can think of at 6pm on november 9th, 2015 that aren't zfg and aren't mentally ill list:
giradam
rodner
shaeden/pydoyks
zmaster
andy
pheenoh
so as you can see, there's a few
>>121849505
is this bait?
>>121849505
who is i
>>121849505
pheenoh and andy are clique shitters so try again
>>121849505
>rodner
>not whacko jacko
ok
>>121849505
>didnt make the list
:(
>>121849505
can i get a list of mentally ill zelda speedrunners
>>121849952
zfg
mofat
>>121848703
>Great to see so much money going to a good cause. Moments like these are what restore my faith in the human race.
>>121850581
Let's kick cancer's butt!
>>121850694
no, you see... cause Mo... cosmo
eh fuck it
>>121850771
That's probably the biggest fucking stretch I have ever seen. Apply yourself.
>>121850891
not a bigger stretch than your anus tbqh
>>121850771
fuck i want to kill you
>>121850873
fucking rekt
Reminder im going to punch yashi and rwhitegoose in the face at AGDQ.
>>121851232
i will get WR in a game of your choosing if you do this on stream
>>121851232
goose might not show up
>>121851068
>fuck i want to kill you
just DO IT
>>121851232
>going to agdq
might as well punch yourself in the nuts til you can't reproduce you fucking faggot
>>121851232
do what you will with yashi but if you lay a finger on our boi ur dead meat
>>121851232
y_ i understand but why goose?
for his public stupidity of "rng"?
>>121851340
if he knows whats good for him
>>121851416
not him but that's good enough reasons, hes autistic
>>121851416
because look at his smug little face
deserves a good smackwith my cock
>>121851605
why did you spoiler?
comfy Bertin stream inc :3ccc
>>121851903
dramatic effect
>>121851416
it's a reference that's before your time, newfriend.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the gender clinic if you are in chicago.
>>121852107
what do you mean by "you guys"?
>>121852107
Isnt NASA going to be in chicago......
>>121852246
rebcart
Nice to see this thread is still garbage
>>121852206
Duh, NASA needs a big star like Narcissa Wright to boost the viewing figures
>>121852048
now that you mention this fact i do recall it
but at the same time goose wasnt listed with it
guess updates to the simplest of things make you forget
>>121852273
oh I missed his name sorry
>>121852578
anime ? wake up you got records to take!!
who /isntonthelist/ here
>>121852767
what the fuck man.....................
fw a cutie girl is lets-playing your speedgame right now
>>121853379
woooow... is his name even bill? I just don't know anymore
>>121853379
squid..............
>>121847581
>>121847871
In short, Mike Uyama, Cool Matty, and Sumichu are the three people in charge of GDQ at this point. Cool Matty is an incompetent, stubborn shit who won't have anything any way but his, Mike is a fucking ghost, and Sumichi has seemingly so little to do with speedrunning it's laughable.
Don't support GDQs.
>>121853547
it's not even worth the effort this time around. they didn't listen last year so why would they listen this year
has mike even posted on the sda forums yet or are they still insisting he has mono
>>121853527
not me
>>121853947
squid....................................
>>121853947
you.........
Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here:
2dos
AlbinoAlbatross
Altabiscuit
Beneziaa
bjw
Caveman
cfb
Ciyon
Cptpoopfist
Cyberdemon531
Daily
Darkspinessonic
Dickoak
Duke_Bilgewater
Faschz
Headcrab
Hexade
iateyourpie
IonGravirei
Lil_duke_duke
Mr_Shasta
MyPairOfSocks
NewAgeRetroHippie
Nosraef
OvenDonkey
Pyatters
Pykn
Rebcart
Reed_Tiburon
Seckswrecks
Shunpukk
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
Studio
Sylux98
TonyOgbot
Toufool31
Unusualcook
Yarumasi
Yashi
ZachSK
Feel free to add to the list.
>>121853527
i didn't know squid watched other streams, i thought his schedule was just sleep and catch monkeys
>>121853409
gonna need a name please
>>121854136
liquidxsquid
>>121854136
I'm glad I had input on this official list
>>121854154
I've retired from Ape
>>121854136
please add me to the list
>>121854136
I appreciate you taking the time to alphabetize this
>>121854136
but duke is srg's biggest boi
he's what the average person thinks of when they hear "srg"; he's like Andy to the Collective, or Rwhilegoose to the-elite
/srg/ belongs to him if anything
>>121854184
*takes out shiv*
No way man shes mine! I aint sharing her
>>121854367
pastebin?
>>121854493
>taking the list seriously
how new.........................
>>121854521
http://pastebin.com/PLvd5PWz
>>121854721
y_ simply y_
>>121854721
that's a squid pastebin alright
>>121854521
>>121854721
>>121854868
This isn't me, here is the real pastebin: http://pastebin.com/G5sa02Hd
>>121854920
>de hippie spacing
Mike here. How are your speedruns
>>121855009
I don't speedrun or like video games
Best snaps
1. Moofin
2. Wally
3. Meows/Chanzeux
4. Snowfats
5. Tony
>>121854521
http://pastebin.com/FQKwdRDT
>>121855107
This is such a Squid Clique post.
>>121853792
Is it possible to be so fucking sick from that that you literally can't post on the forums? Honest question.
>>121855203
jokes on you i have reddit enhancement suite
>>121854510
>she
>her
stfu fucktard
>>121854493
Duke is an above it all faggot who bitched that srgms should be renamed because they're no longer muh oldboi circlejerk
he's not srg at all
>>121855107
no one added me on snapchat...
>>121855107
Wish I had friends like these guys :'(
>>121855438
They're not friends, all they do is nuthug each other.
what if we all made a pack to drop our snapchat names all at once so we can add each other without anyone standing out as narcissstc
>>121855573
who is we?
>>121855573
okay you first
>>121855573
You go first
>>121855573
what if we weren't fucking disgusting normies
>>121855294
ask our boi iateyourpie
>>121855294
For a few days, sure.
For over a year, not really.
Narcissistic
When is Cosmo going to reveal it was all a meme
>>121857831
All you have to do is wake up
>>121854463
>de hippie spacing
>pretends to not read the thread
>>121858080
I am above it all, after all.
>>121858387
im above your mom when im fucking her
>>121856106
That kind of gives me the impression that there's either something worse going on that he's not telling us, or he's hiding from the public eye for some reason. There's no way it can just be mono at this point.
>>121858683
i'm above you when i'm watching you fuck his mom.
>>121858776
wtf can you levitate
>>121858683
oh shit
>>121858825
*levitates behind you*
>>121854136
remove mypairofsocks
hes just a stream monster that doesnt deserve the namedrop
lil duke duke too
>pie doing money maker mondays
Why is he not selling out with fallout? I want to see him fail to stream it because xsplit.
Cosmo was the birth and death of the speedrunning scene. He was a founder of speedrunners live, and he ran any game that interested him in the slightest, which influenced people to try speed running any game out there, not just the popular ones. He may not be the best gamer ever, but he got the ball rolling and served as an inspiration.
Now with this transgender shit going on, he is going to influence so many out-of-touch tumblr "gamers" who dont know shit about games and only participate in the scene for attention-whoring. It is strange and coincidental that Cosmos transformation happened at the same time Twitch creative became a thing, which will influence people to not play games but to do anything they want. They may say that creative is only limited to art, but we will see how long that lasts.
The actual gamers who just want to run games are going to shrink from the majority to the minority, and their chats will be overflowed with narcissistic idiots with their unique pronouns. The idiots will use political correctness to their advantage in order to shut out anyone who doesnt agree with their opinions.
Its been a long day and I havent had time to organize my thoughts, but I just wanted to get that rant out. I feel that we are heading into some dark times. We thought it was bad now, but cosmo of all people was the nail in the coffin for the gaming scene.
>>121859094
>narcissistic
https://twitter.com/dzhdzhdijidiji/status/663887077918924800
>>121859306
>>121859094
>pie recruiting the legit mental retards into speedrunning
>cosmo recruiting the trannies into speedrunning
>trihex recruiting the africans into speedrunning
we stopped this trio from letting Machinima shitters into the community, but why can't we stop them now?
>>121859302
again, its been a long day. I didnt proof read any of that, it was all just emotions. I guess that puts me on the same level as the tumblr kids.
>>121859094
>>121859559
who is we?
>>121859306
holy fuck man. can someone please make one of these for cosmo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE
>>121859643
yeah ill go do it be back in 10 minutes
>>121859741
thanks bae
>>121859306
Thanks James
>>121859306
how did his skin become so thin
>>121859643
haven't seen this in years. still depressing
>>121859306
I miss cosmo...
What speedtwitters do I have to follow to stay up to date
>>121860076
I couldnt tell if it was an old video or not, I just guessed by his hair and him playing castlevania. I didnt want to speak out of ignorance.
>>121860161
https://twitter.com/SpeedrunTV/lists/agdq-2015
>>121860161
Up to date on what? Any speeddrama?
Literally all twitters to be honest. It can come up from anywhere and anyone.
>>121860161
delete twitter
become patrician
>>121860161
https://twitter.com/narcissawright
>>121843446
speednews was my idea
>>121860276
shill that shit somewhere else
>>>/out/
>>121860480
I can't follow him even ironically and I follow ghettomemes
>>121860698
cry more whinebab
>>121855107
>the reddit SJW clique
>>121860709
thats exactly what im saying
Someone should make a daily newsletter updating all speedrunners of their current gender so we won't offend anyone.
>>121860817
who is we?
>>121860817
good idea, im a girl. happy painting god bless
>>121860938
the collective
>>121860817
im a boy
>>121860161
http://twitter.com/Justice4Europe
>>121861958
I wasn't talking to you. FUCK OFF RANDALL
>>121861921
She looks like the guy from Charlie in the Chocolate Factory.
>>121862060
>she
stfu fucktard
>>121861958
>>121862060
that's insensitive
>>121861921
>those pupils
he's been fucked up for a long time now
>Throwing away his money on HRT instead of some braces
baka desu senpai
>>121862760
Man, he's been foreshadowing forever.
The lobster is similar to the structure of the ovaries in a female.
How did I not see it coming?
>>121862795
>>121862603
idk man if I was in her shoes I think I'd pick the HRT.
I'd rather have nice silky smooth skin and rocking tits over straight teeth desu.
>>121862795
>she
stfu fucktard
>>121862408
IMPORTANT SPEED ANNOUNCEMENT TO EVERYONE INTERESTED
http://pastebin.com/ARXChZjZ
This picture should probably be deleted, but I think Yashi should have a say since it was directed at him.
>Narci's face when snip snip
>>121862975
fuck off cavefag
>>121862898
I'd rather have straight teeth and a working dick, thank you very much
I'm going to miss the good old days now that she's decided to move on from speedrunning. I loved the long Zelda streams.
>>121862975
cavememe go away
>>121863231
>now that she's decided to move on from speedrunning
shit, did I enter a year old thread?
whatever happened to bonesaw anyway?
he was the hot new speedboi during SGDQ 2013, got good viewers for the following months, but then slowly became a literal who
does he even speedrun anymore?
>>121863373
dude, too soon.
>>121863373
all his games were boring and skilless
>>121863373
Anything he was involved in in past gdqs was a blast to watch desu
>>121859559
Except trihex recruits white guilt liberals.
Non-house niggers are too dumb to use internet outside of visiting facebook.
>>121863757
AHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>121863373
He's in Japan now
Good for her.
>>121863757
Wording this.
And I don't even word.
![9059095[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/MxFXlnT.png "9059095[1].png")
this is not ripped by any stretch of the imagination
>>121844806
Agreed my fellow fastrunner. The potential for Fallout 4 as a fast game is there, on top of it's quality as a regular game.
I too have temporarily set aside my fastplaying in order to enjoy Fallout 4.
>>121863937
>her
stfu fucktard
>>121863373
Guess his stream just slowly died? I dont know. He didn't run anything particularly interesting desu
I talked to him a few times in the past. He was alright dude.
you will never whisper into narcissas ears that she will never be a real woman while having astraightface
>>121864010
he's bulkan
>>121864068
>>121864182
>she
stfu fucktards
>>121864010
He's natty and a ginger, leave him alone. He tries his best.
>>121864182
why did you spoiler?
>>121863373
turn into a complete cunt on social media to anyone who isnt collective
>>121864182
whispering it is beta as fuck
>>121864010
I think he's let himself go a bit this year desu, maybe he lost motivation with not continuing his video series on fitness and a girlfriend and streaming and stuff............................................
>>121864010
Tell him that
>>121864645
the medievil any% WR
>>121864645
We need to fight twitch to legitimize crash 2 NIGGA%
>>121864645
who is we?
>>121864645
how do shamblers shoot lightning
it doesn't even make sense, i demand retribution
>>121864645
expelling trannies and marxists from speedrunning
#MakeSRGGreatAgain
>>121864645
this is the most reddit shit ive seen in this thread
>>121865025
>>121861958
>>121863373
He hung out with that Pcull asshole at one of the last GDQs. I haven't seen him since.
18 months supporting my favorite streamer CalebHart42. I can't get enough of his stream
>>121866962
What's he speedrunning these days?
>>121864016
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNBPOlKRQX8
good run
>>121867113
admittedly its a based speedgame
>>121867220
>warp
caleb got $2k tonight with only one run completed. wow
>>121867928
no he'll waste it away yet again and go back to being no one's "boi"
>>121867220
kek'd
>>121868149
who is we?
>>121868149
fucking fetal alchol syndrome faggot
>>121867928
>our
>>121868302
>skitting
what
>>121868302
this is why white boys shouldn't rap
>>121868302
>at one point tri was actually interested in mobas and even brought up a LoL vid during a "real talk"
>yugioh rarities just changed so you get a foil in a pack no matter what thus lowering value
man he really need to re-evaulate himself already and quit hanging around a bunch of nut huggers that will love him no matter what
even the intervention with the mhc didnt do shit
think its about time to taken em to a psych clinic and get some proper help with some real "docs" atleast they could attempt to bring some sense to this thick headed fuck
