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Origins edition

Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics. Also on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.

New Heroes (Added to Beta this coming week):
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/mei/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/dva/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/genji/

Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.

>Main Site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch

>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true

>List of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt

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>>121753690
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First for darts.
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Post flawless taste. Pic related.
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third for fucking beta key on pre order bundle
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>>121807275
best waifu
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I hope you all get access to the beta and enjoy the game like me Anons. I want to play with some pals.
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>>121807392
Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.

Anybody else think like this?
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>>121807275
Best taste coming through.
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>another week for (possible) beta invite
>probably another week of disappointment
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>>121807510
>>121807392
I wish the normies would stop posting.
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>>121807275
I win
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1st for pussy powered robots
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>>121807537
good taste anon
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>favorite anything
>ask whos their main
>asks whos their waifu/husbando

>lists more than 1

MccREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>121807714
I listed one of each, because it psuedo asked for one of each.

But yes I don't like the people with like 3
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>>121807714
>not having three waifus

It's like you don't even want to sleep in a big warm pile like hamsters.
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>Genji bros where?

Mi wo sutetemo myouri wa sutezu
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ster dropping the truth bombs that we all knew already anyway
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I wish they'd add D.Va into the beta already so I can try her out
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Twenty five minutes to find a game.
Next beta wave when?
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>>121807434
R8
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star is right, tf2 is going to be kill. the game is 8 years old, it's time for an up-to-date shooter. but when star said overwatch was "tf2 done right", what did he mean by this?
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>>121807560
>I wish the normies would stop posting
>uses normie instead of normalfag
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>>121807970
I hate genji so fucking stereotypical design wise
cyborg ninjaaaaa!!!!! japanese!!!! ugh
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>>121808047

kinda wanted to try tf2 like 3 years back but the graphics are meh thats why i stayed away from it
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>>121807970
>>121808065
Konkai wa boku no kachi da ne.
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>>121807993
where are you located? the longest i had to wait was 10 minutes
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>>121808065
Every single hero in this game is just pandering
You're delusional if you think otherwise
Not that pandering is a bad thing when it's additive rather than subtractive
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>>121808032
9/10
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is blizzcon over?
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>>121808047
It feels like a more complete and well done TF2, but TF2 still has its special gameplay and moments and characters.
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>>121808065
Didn't think i'd want to play him seeing how sterotypical he was. But now I do. He has something different from Raiden, grey fox, ryu and whatever other ninjas there are.
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>>121807972
What did he say?!
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Ster just said that he would eat a bag of dicks on stream if Blizzard ever charges for maps. Someone screencap this.
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>>121807970
>>121808065
Is Genji a ninja or samurai? Isn't Hanzo supposed to be the ninja while Genji is the samurai?

>tfw not weeb enough to know the difference
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>>121808217

more like Overhyped amirite?
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Play of the game ? More like pay for the game LMAO
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>>121808217
i hope they get lower so blizz can release more beta keys for being afraid of being the blunder of the century
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>>121808445
more like overpriced
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>got a 4/10 PC specs
>decide to mail Blizzard, literally asking them if they can tell me if i could run Overwatch
>respond next day that I could run it just fine
you can say whatever you want about blizzvision but their support is always quick, informative and nice at least
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>>121808217
Nah the game is dead.
They dont call it Overwatch for nothing.
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>>121808445
Good one, Anonymous! I'm cropping this and posting this on my facebook timeline!
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>>121808272
He's currently saying the game is fun but needs more people in the beta. He also said that the price is fine and that his impression is that it's highly unlikely that Blizzard is going to charge for new maps and heroes.
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>>121808450
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>>121808337

Why? Are you going to cut off yours and put it in a bag with anyone elses?

>>121808479

b8/8
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>>121808272
- the price isn't a NEW price. It's just the price.
- people who automatically assumed it'd be free to play are whacko
- $40 isn't a lot of money for a blizzard PC game
- more people need to be in the beta now that the other streamers and shitters have lost interest
- Unlikely that they'll charge for future characters and maps, but if they do he'll eat a bag of dicks
- Mei is best girl
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>>121808471
got your back fammie
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>>121808471
It seems complete enough for my $60 but I have 2000+ hours on TF2 so maybe I'm just a retard.

>>121808479
>>121808574
Not him but honestly blizzard support has always responded within 24hours and been helpful for any issue I've had. Steam and Origin and shit though fuck that
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>>121808627

you should post that in reddit
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>>121808520
>>121808609
based ster

So he is literally our guy now, right?
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>>121807434
you won't main your waifu? this is all so confusing.
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>>121808692
i did
they hated the fuck out of it despite being a joke
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>>121808662
What a lot of people don't consider is that content is only one factor
How much you'll play it matters a lot too
And as it stands, you can EASILY dump 40-60 dollars worth into it.
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>>121808662

Of course they're going to tell everyone they can run it, bullshitting aside its also subjective...the CSR who answered that probably plays in a 1024*768 monitor with low graphic settings at 10FPS and he's perfectly fine playing OW with it

>>121808804

You have a link to your thread?
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Related to customer service, what's the worst you've ever experienced?

>Origin
Took days and pointless security measures to solve a hacked account
>SW:Tor
GMs could hardly speak English, issue not resolved at all
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>>121808905
deleted it desu
started to be flooded with angry fanboys
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>>121808924
Steam, I love the program and everything but their support can take up to 2 months just for them to be like "Hmm, post this on the forums."

I was a Valve fanboy until I bought an international compendium and didn't get the items I should have, 3 months later they responded saying "Post this on the Dota 2 developer bug forums, we cannot help you with this."

Posted there and of course no response ever.
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>>121808924
I used to work for Nintendo's customer service. I thought we were pretty good for the most part.
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Wanna play together anon? not in the beta ;__;
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>>121808976
if you deleted if just for that
then you're a big faggot
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>>121808760
I'll definitely play a decent amount of Mercy, just not as much as the ones I listed
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>>121808976

I dont get it...didnt the majority find that the price is excessive?

I plan on making it as a siggy on mmochamp (with your permission) but since they suck Blizzard's dick I'm probably going to get banned.
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>>121809120
I agree, my experiences with Nintendo support were nothing but positive.

>>121809092
God bless I never had any problems with Steam.
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>>121809182
No because it's really not an excessive price. It's not like they aren't going to add anything in the 6 months or so till release.
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>>121809182
they're ok with the pirce tag
(i'm ok with it too i'm not a poorfag and the price is even lower than a AAA title)
but they're concernet about future DLC like heroes and maps
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>>121809120
>one of my brothers druggie friends steals my launch aqua 3ds with ambassador games + eshop titles on it to sell it for bud or something
>get the money back, but still pissed off because i lost everything i bought
>buy a n3dsxl
>call nintendo support
>they get all of my shit back


thank u nintendo support
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>>121807434
Repostan from last thread, I guess.
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>>121809182
be my guest nigga
have fun
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>>121808609
It's simple really. All you need to do is to hold on purchasing it until the first wave of new heroes hit which should be around 6 months. If the game tanks on launch, then Blizzard will be force to make it F2P and you can hop in later. If the game lives on long enough, we can see Blizzard's true face, if they charge then good riddance cause the game won't live long anyway. If it's free and they plan to nickel and dime on cosmetics, then you can pay $40 for maybe roster of 25-40 heroes.
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>>121809340
did his friend go to jail for this?
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>>121809452
I fucking wish.
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>>121808841

By your drone logic a person could easily play a shit ton, with more content and paying nothing or very little.

Fuck, i bought a single player indie game that has legit 50 hours of gameplay for 5 bucks and played 300 hours, so obviously there are a lot of options, not just the big boys like CSGO, TF2, Warframe, LoL, Dota, etc.

The money isn't a problem for me (even tho it's overpriced), but a lot of people are poor or have moderate income but also a lot of expenses, and these people help keeping the game alive and getting support from the company. It's kinda like the low skill people, they're the ones that keep the esports scenes from specific games alive, which in turn brings more people into the game and then it goes full circle.

You may not like poor/average wage or low skill people, but they're pretty relevant for a game longevity, which should be the main point of multiplayer focused games.
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>>121809340
Yeah it's actually super easy to recover games like that if you can give us some sort of identifying info about the old console. Even a credit card used on it will do it. People get super mad that we can't recover old save data though which is understandable and Nintendo needs to get some sort of back up system in place.
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Here's a list of auto-aims in Overwatch.

Soldier 76 ultimate
Mccree ultimate
Reaper ultimate
Winston primary gun
Symmetra primary gun & turrets
Torbjorn turret
Roadhog chain (aim assist)


Here's a list of offensive effects or attacks which aren't auto-aim but you essentially cannot miss with them no matter how bad you are.

Bastion turret gun
Reaper primary guns
Tracer primary guns
Reinhardt primary melee
Zenyatta orb of discord
Winston ultimate
Pharah ultimate
Roadhog primary
Roadhog ultimate
Zarya ultimate
Tracer ultimate
Mei primary
Mei ultimate
Genji ultimate
D.Va primary
D.Va ultimate

Additionally, almost every character has a skill that negates all positional mistakes. For example: caught on the ground as the rocketess Pharah? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly in the sky, where you're most effective.

Ran yourself into a bad spot as the fragile but swift Tracer? No problem, just press this easy button and you're instantly back where you were before.

Got caught in the open as the close-range slugger Reaper? Just press your invulnerability button and float over to a healthkit. You get this and many other movement tools completely free, there's nothing you give up for them, like sacrificing health with a rocket-jump.


The tools Overwatch gives you to solve problems are contained in a single, brainless button rather than a complex and difficult set of movements and/or offensive measures. The entire game revolves around identifying the correct rock-paper-scissors situation to press your button, then pressing it. There is no serious skill of any kind involved. You're going through the motions of what you think a video game entails.

The miniscule difference between a week-old Overwatch player and a year-old Overwatch player will be lost in the cloud of instakill ultimates, teleports and AOE abilities. This game is transcendentally shit, and there is no escape from it. This is the very profitable future of FPS. Hell. Population: you.
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>>121809614
This. Poorfags and shit players keep games alive
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>>121809656
I only heard about it on the bombcast, but in one of the recent nintendo shareholder meetings they said that they were working with DeNA to get cloud saves working for NX and maybe 3DS, Wii U.
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>Overwatch may be boring and shallow as an FPS game on account of all of the 'canned skill' abilities eliminating the impact of mechanical skill, but as a strategy game it's good! Just look at how many characters there are, and how many abilities! Surely that leads to good strategy gameplay.

Makes sense until you consider that Overwatch is trying to pretend it's an FPS game, not a strategy game. All of the ways in which Overwatch is different from other real time strategy games (the camera, the pace, the lack of resources to fight over) are flaws.

Let's consider Overwatch's strategy merit compared to another the-player-controls-one-unit strategy game like DOTA. Each player has ~3 skills and an ultimate, so there's parity there.

But the camera perspective isn't top-down, it's first person. This makes zero sense for a strategy game and inhibits the player's ability to get an overall picture of what's going on. The controls also make it impossible for the player to ever control more than one unit, like they sometimes do in DOTA.

There are no map resources to fight over - as a strategy game, the only strategic element is the win condition. You cannot have such a lopsided 'strategy' game ever be interesting by its strategic merit.

Overwatch is shit as either an FPS game or a strategy game.

Q: "After the initial-release 21 heroes, will any additional ones be free?"
A: "Uhh. N-next question please"
http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm

"Actually, Overwatch wasn't ported to console at some point down the line, we've been focusing mainly on it from day 1"
http://i.pomf.pl/ghwdkq.webm
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>>121809727
You put a lot of effort into this post and I appreciate that, I do however disagree with you, as somebody who has played the game and my MMR seems high enough to not play with the absolute shit players, voice communication and strategy go a long way in this game, experienced over watch players SHIT on others, there is more skill involved than you think, you will feel this when you play.

-3k Hours TF2 Competitive player
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Here comes the shitposter to spam the thread again
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>>121809813
That would be good that was one of the most common legitimate complaints. I don't work there any more but that would have made my life a lot easier. Working during amiibo release was an unending horror.
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>>121809893
>3k hours is a lot on TF2
lmao
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>>121809614
Usually P2P means that people with no time to grind or no skill will P2W. On the other spectrum, you can basically stomp other people's shit for free in which is basically what I did in Planetside 2 until I hit level 50 & get bored of it. I'm pretty sure if they had 5 solid heroes at the start, I woudn't have mind recking face for hours before I reach my main since I enjoy playing new characters.

121809727
Here's a Junkrat wrecking shit with none of your autoaim buttons or escape button shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQ-f8wF2ytA

The fact that almost everyone has an escape tool is okay because most offensive classes have the mobility to push the momentum them over.
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>>121810095
There are some Division 1 players with only 3k.
Sorry that I did not AFK for hats all the time as a kid.
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>>121810175

Kills are pointless in this game. You have a 5second respawn timer and dying charges your ultimate by 25%. The only thing that matters is the objectives, and shield classes or classes with easy autoaim ults win those.
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>went into blizzard live-chat
>asked for an invite
>told me 10 times they can't
>gave up

kill me
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>>121810312
>kills are pointless in this game

spot the shitter
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>>121810419
at least they responded
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>>121810312
The fact that there are limited teleportations in the game with only Reaper, Lucio and Mercy being able to rapidly reach the front lines means the game is built around momentum. And you get more than 30% ult when you kill some one so rapidly dieing just makes you lose momentum harder.

>>121810571
This was a monmusme comic orginally right?
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dartfetish post - check
meiposting - check
autoaim reminder - check
"wake up blizzdrones" post - check
Still waiting for TracerxWidow, and Blizzard insider posts for this thread to be complete.
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>>121810535
People who don't know how stocks work are my favorite posters
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>>121810720
don't forget the "I just got in guys" posters
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>>121810419
>go into blizz support chat
>"pls blizz i would do anything for beta"
>"anything?"
>"ANYTHING"
>*blizz support unzips dick*
Would you?
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>>121808032
great fucking taste anon
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>>121811089

>he thinks I need any kind of payment to suck dick
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>>121811089
Probably, but only because I already enjoy sucking dicks
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Do you think Widowmaker is cold enough that'd your tongue would get stuck to her?
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>>121811089
>"holy shit senpai, when did blizz invent the technology to project physical cocks over the internet?"
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>>121811614
>>121811614
You're full of beans and so is your old man
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>>121811614
You know when you say "Hey your hands are cold!"
It's like that, except her entire body
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>>121811709
Yeah just like that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIR759wIjdg

>>121811745
Oh that seems, uncomfortable
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>>121811614

That one was pretty weak, fammie. The one about Zarya and hyenas yesterday was good, though, you shoul look up to that as your standard for memeposting.
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This is how this shit will play out:

>Themed explansion packs
>Roadhod/Junkrat + themed map
>Themed map for free heroes behind paywall
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is it just me or is Mei voiced by Niki Yang (BMO)?
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>>121811989
Any drawfags get on that yet?
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god damn, tracer is fun to play. so glad i pre-purchased the game and got an invite
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the only reason i'd pay $40 for this game is if we got some sort of confirmation that all future non-cosmetic content would be free
if they can't give me that then i'm willing to wait until it inevitably goes F2P
Even TF2 was only $20 when it went standalone
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Her tits look like the softest marshmallow pillows
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>>121812456
NEED to B R E E D
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dead on arrival the game
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>>121812456
why draw her eyes like that?
also i love when they draw the nipples like that
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>>121812296
Blizzard doesn't even do good sales, Diablo 2 is still $20, they won't go f2p
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>>121812559
Because the shitter cant draw. He's tracing his shit.
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>>121812559
He has a big thing for hypnotised chicks
It's weird, his deviantart is weird
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>>121812157
BMO hero when?
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>no killfeed
>no respawn waves

For what purpose?
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>>121811089
Absolutely
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Lucio is the best support character, prove me wrong

protip: you can't
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Why don't blizzard just use viewbots like riot did back when league was doing bad?

This is embarrassing.
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>>121813638
I'm pretty sure the only people who actually give a shit are shitposters in this thread
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>>121813638
Honestly it's a good thing, with low twitch viewership the hype train is slowing down so they might release more beta keys soon to ramp it up again
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>>121813694
Nice damage control blizzdrone.
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>>121813732
A GM actually hinted me to keep an eye out for things happening soon. Hope it's not some bullshit.
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>>121810690
you are right,
forgot this reminder
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>>121813858
Maybe they're giving beta access to people pre ordering .
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>>121813638
i had a look at a few "top" streamers and they cant find ppl to play with, kek
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>>121813858
Did he say anything beyond that?
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nth for $40, micro transaction ridden, "competitive game"
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>>121814143
>ey bruh hand over one of those invites
>can't sorry
>please
>nah can't
>why
>don't have it
>bby pls ilu
>get lost kid
>;_;
>keep your eyes peeled kid, look alive

That's it.
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Which hero would make the cutest sounds when being raped?
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Widowmaker's ass is a work of art
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>>121814461
Mei
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Oh well, could be something I guess
>mfw it's another beta access wave which no one in this general will be flagged during
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>tfw http://pastebin.com/V8eyABd8 is rendered unfappable by the revelation that dva's mech is too small for anyone else to fit in
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>>121814563
I think give give priority to accounts with pre-orders. A blizzdrone buddy bought the OW and the Legion thing and accidentally he got in today.
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>>121814616

>Mech has 125 HP of health and like 475 HP of armor

>when you eject from the mech she has 125 HP

I wonder if you can shoot her in the arms or head while she's in the mech to attack the 125 HP, avoiding the armor entirely
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>>121814768
symmetra probably could
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>>121808367
>>>tfw not weeb enough to know the difference

Samurai are nobles and soldiers, ninja are spies (who can also be samurai I think, idk)
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>>121814474
I want to do lewd things to it.
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>>121814616
i read this after blizzcon revealed dva and i was confused on how she was seated and doing all that shit.
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>>121813956
Literally who.
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>turn on star's stream
>He thinks he'll only have to spend $40 once to get everything Overwatch has to offer
>turn off star's stream
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>>121815510
Cute!
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>>121815530
the fuckton of heroes and existence of alternative skins should have given him a hint to what is definitely coming in the future

I hope they only release paid maps and game modes later on so I can enjoy the game for a while
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>>121815510
CUTE!
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>>121815285
Ninjas were the lower classes mostly. They didn't go around in black all the time they went dressed as typical peasants. The "ninja" outfit comes from Japanese theater where the stage hands were dresses in all black (to be ignored) to help change sets and stuff, but sometimes one of those people dressed in all black would suddenly whip out a knife and kill someone and no one except it because they were a ninja that blended in.
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>>121813574
funny way to spell Zenyatta
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>>121815791
I wouldn't even put him in top 3
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>>121815850
I think he's a good 2nd support for the debuff and heal over time
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>>121814461
Reaper
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>>121815850
orb of discord literally fucks anyone's dry anus hard
youre just bad tbqh s m h
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>>121815768
>They didn't go around in black all the time they went dressed as typical peasants.
Yeah, I was aware of that one. Doesn't make much sense for a spy to wear something makes it possible to immediately identify them as spies.

I didn't know that it came from theater though, I assumed it was a Hollywood invention. Learn something new every day
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>>121815482
No problem, its an insider.
When the game open, you will learn, like the CS:Go community learned it the hard way.
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Choose your Pokemon, Yugi-Boy! - Arthas, Champion of Hyrule
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>>121814474
I'm pretty sure there's an assman employed at blizzard's art division, there's a bunch of glorious asses releases in the last year
>female blood elf skin update in WoW
>Nova and Tyrande in HotS
>Widowmaker and Symmetra in Overwatch

God bless you, assman.
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Why is there another tripfag
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>>121815887
Can you please die?
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>>121815971
As a CSGO player I have no idea what you're talking about.
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>>121815981
widowshitter
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>>121816167
Filter and move on, anon.
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>>121815530

>See people saying that he is a huge shill yesterday
>Thought it was just usual 4chan hyperbole
>Let his stream on background noise today
>MFW the amount of shilling
>MFW he tries to shittalk poorfags while being an youtuber/streamer

He is like one of those weeb/waifu autists you see on 4chan, but his autism is related to Overwatch instead. Blizzard must be happy as fuck, because it's delued autists like him that believes his own lies/shilling that will make the average person believe Blizz won't jew on them.

Even Seagull isn't shilling the game like this, and he probably needs the autismbux from blizzdrones more than Star.
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Who /Overwatch on PS4/ here?
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IF I PULL THE MASK OFF WILL HE DIE?
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>>121816167
>>121816171
>>121816330
Hi there, I want to be a constructive member of this community.

Please reconsider filtering me
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>>121807434
Check it.
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>>121816437
Good bait anon, here's your (you)
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>>121816539
This isn't funny, just fuck off.
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>>121816539
You don't need a tripcode beforehand for that. Shopping some dude next to a video game character while you sperg about her penis is hardly constructive contribution.
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>>121816481
He probably has really bad breath. The mask is for our protection.
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>>121807434
Perfect taste coming through.
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>>121816237
its just some obnoxious 3dpd waifu faggot who thinks anyone has to recognize his irrelevant favorite camwhore
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>>121816481
I really hope he's the gay character.
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I really hope they buff Winston. He's so much fun to play and really disruptive, but I feel like I'm just tickling people with my primary most of the time, and the damage his ultimate melee hits do is fucking laughable.
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>>121807275
>those aviators on Tracer

She looks like the lost a bet and is owning it.
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is the a class that needs as much skill as the tf2 pyro? i kind of like playing the hard way
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McCree dresses like a fucking cowboy. How is he NOT gay?
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>>121807434
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HOW COME ALL OF THE NEW CHARACTERS ARE FUCKING CHINKS
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>$60
>no single player story mode
smdh
What's the point of all the world and character building if it has no story mode? Just to get people to pay for comics?
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>>121816726
nah, token gay character is definitely McCree.
D.Va is mtf
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>>121817457
>It's okay when TF2 does it
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>>121817110
Why exactly does he dress like a cowboy anyway?
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>overwatch
more like Overweight LMAO
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>>121817414
What country of origin should the next hero have, Anonymous?
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>>121817574
He's a cowboy.
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BEST GIRL BROS REPORT IN
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>>121817653
>mfw i found out she wasn't fat
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>>121817597
M O L D A V I A
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>>121817636
Oh, ok then. Is their world so fucked they need cowboys on ranches like the 19th century?
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>>121809727
>medic
>cold

Not the medic I know.

Look, anon, instead of being irrationally angry about a new game coming along to kill TF2, look on the bright side. With their ability to monetize Hats and Hats shot to shit, maybe Valve will realize their only remaining resort if they want to keep the TF2 dosh flowing is to turn to TV. We might get that series we've been wanting since forever.

Wouldn't that be swell?
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Do we have any news on beta invites? I have a feeling they're gonna invite even less people from now on so more people buy it in like February release.

Smartest thing would've been to give beta access with the pre order though
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>>121817653
My dick is pleased by the influx of new fanart.
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>>121807434
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>>121815530
>>121816364
>Star
>Seagull
Literally who?
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>>121817823

Why does she have yogurt on her face?
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>>121817957
how else do you eat yoghurt
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>>121817582
>>121817653
She's not overweight, she's obese.
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>>121817957

Cause she's a dumb fat piece of shit that makes a fucking mess all the time while stuffing her fat face
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>>121817957
It's not yoghurt anon. A pesky bird flew over and shat mid-flight, she happened to get hit. Birds are disgusting!
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>>121818005
With a spoon, silly.

>>121818040
>>121818046
No bully.
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>>121807275
hi guys the game sucks but im only here for dva lewds and i cant find any please
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>>121818245
If you can describe a sexy scenario where D.va gets plausibly hypnotized by an in-game reason, I'm sure I could help you out.
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>>121807275
Rule 63 skins when?
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>>121818378
id do stuff, i can't imagine doing to my waifu.
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>>121808924
Dell
>Had to register the keys that came with the computers for a shitload we got in a surplus donation from an office that was upgrading. Couldn't find the keys on them.
>Call support, get person in India
>Describe problem
>"Sir would you like to buy a laptop?"
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>>121818664
Was it Symmetra?
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>Hazmat dude
>EVE gynoid
>Flying shotgun bot (was in the first scenes of the video)
>Cyberpunk cyborg
>Red round mecha
>Several other characters in the background
Which one of these heroes would you have wanted?
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>>121818664
>heard it in a sterotypical voice

>>121818718
God damnit anon.
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>>121818770

Fumigator.
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>>121815887
the lack of reflection in the mirror made me laugh.
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>>121818770
I want Hazmat guy with poisonous area denial and shit like that.
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>>121818770
guts man for sure
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>>121818770

They're coming for the low low price if $15 each.

But remember, 'we only have 21 heroes planned'

http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm
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Lucio has got to be the best support. He just has so many options about what he can bring to the team, and he can even function as a backline harasser extremely well. His mobility is unparalleled, the only other support that even comes halfway close to him is Mercy.
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>>121818378
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>>121817947
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Star+Seagull+Overwatch#
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>>121819342
Lucio is a great offensive support, but Mei is a great defensive support.
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>>121809092
I had a problem changing my Steam password recently, kept giving me an error when I tried to put in the 2-way auth code. I contacted support and said I just wanted to change my password for security reasons and described the problem.

A week later I got a reply that was, "We've detected your account has been used since this ticket was sent. If you would still like assistance, please reopen the ticket."
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how should torb be buffed?
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>>121819892
Scrap regenerates over time at a moderate rate so that he doesn't have to spend so long looking for it to upgrade his turrets

There, that's all he needs
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>>121819892
Tweak his reload animation, it take up the entire screen and probably make his armour packs visible to the team.
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>>121819892
Make his turrets more like TF2's sentries. Actual area denial and part of the map, instead of just an ability to grab a couple cheap kills.
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>>121820101
his reload animations is really the least of his worries
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>>121812762
Link?
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Mei is best waifu
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>>121819892
By removing him and putting a character that isn't a shitty copy of a TF2 class
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Has anybody drawn McCree looking stoned as fuck as he exhales a fat rip from a doob while saying "It's HIGH noon" yet? If not, why?
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>>121820242
Oh yeah I agree, but it's one of the many things they could do to improve him. Or they can just >>121820356 make a better hero
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>>121820412
DUDE
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>>121820412
lmao weed dude
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>>121820497
>>121820610
I'm glad I could find kindred spirits in /owg/, show me pics of your pieces :^)
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>>121820412
What's a fat rip from a doob?
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>>121820412
XD
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>>121820412
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>>121820412
lol niceee ^^
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The week has already started, where are the new characters going to be in the beta?
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Hello I asked this yesterday and didn't really get an answer, where is the nearest overwatch beta?
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>>121821117
next week
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>>121821139
If we knew that we wouldn't be here. Probably being a streamer of some renown is your best bet.
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>>121821140
It's always going to be just next week isn't it
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>>121821365
TONIGHT'S THE NIGHT
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>smart
>cute
>fun to be around
>hot as fuck but does not know it
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>>121821448
>landwhale
>hot
Only on 4chin
You won't believe it
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>>121809092
Valve doesn't have tech support, period.


And they don't get nearly enough shit for that. Also if you bring this to Steam Discussions they tell you to "stop lying", shut down your thread and give you a permanent ban with no way to appeal if you persist.


Atleast their games work, because they have no fucking games so they just update what was released ages ago and it ends up being really polished
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>>121820314
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>>121813638
people stopped giving a shit about watching people be shit in the beta and moved on to F4 which they can at least play
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God McCree is fucking ridiculous. Deadly at all ranges and his stun grenade has such a huge fucking radius, jesus.
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>>121821726
on a second thought, they dont even play their fucking games, i was playing TF2 today all day and all people do on pl_upward is trap their teammates with shitty teleporter placement for lolz
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>>121814461
Well depends.
WM would probably be mostly silent, with a few grunts and groans of displeasure.

Tracer would probably talk amd beg though most of it before going completely silent

Zarya would cry, legit tears and sobbing

D.Va would make small whining sounds, like a whipped animal

Symmetra would probably scream, as would Pharra, also bird girl would curse you out.

Mercy would stay silent, a sob or grunt when any pain happens

Mei would probably cry, though just beg for you to finish and to stop

These are just sick theories mind you.
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>>121813989
The game has mmr based matchmaking. The best players are going to have long queue times.
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>>121807461
Thanks m8
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>>121822672
are you still tripfagging?
who are you anyway fag?
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