shake it edition.
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
I'm a girl now
shake it off
rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
http://twitter.com/rwhitegoose
http://www.reddit.com/user/TrueReligion_
narcissa is the 9/11 of speedrunning
haha seizures are so epic am i right /b/rothers?
haters gonna hate hate hate but I'm just gonna shake shake shake
>>121776806
R u offended seizurebro
>>121776795
thanks
>>121776896
whats happening here
>>121777002
slow donation night.
>>121776797
This. I don't think there is any hope left for the community aspect of this hobby. We're all on our own now with a few years of playing the same games over and over again behind us.
http://strawpoll.me/5961087
http://strawpoll.me/5961087
meows has the best snaps desu
just got laid off from my speedrunning job...
man..
>>121777094
who is we?
>>121777291
not even close to the correct answer
>>121777312
hope you get back on your feet soon senpai
>>121777291
>>121777394
this is such a squid clique discussion
kill your son or nuke boston fallout 4 ending
>>121777603
obviously, what's your point
>>121777671
People seriously care about Fallout 4?
>>121777705
wording this
bethesda games are trash
>>121776896
What was the story behind this? Seizures are scary shit
>>121777681
the point is take it to your circlejerk
>>121777771
>de hippie spacing
>>121777671
i heard your son betrays you and becomes a robot
there is also word that your character is an android of some sorts or was frozen
i wanted to fap to KG one more time before bed but noticed i cant get it up anymore. am i transtrender?
>>121777671
Can you have your son take HRT? I'm not comfortable with having a son, might become a speedrunner or some dumb shit.
>>121777854
>>121777780
but I wanna stay here
>>121777985
wheres zesty
Official list of boys and girls that don't belong here:
Hexade
TonyOgbot
Yarumasi
Altabiscuit
2dos
Caveman
Mr_Shasta
Nosraef
IonGravirei
Studio
Ciyon
ZachSK
AlbinoAlbatross
Seckswrecks
Beneziaa
Pyatters
cfb
Headcrab
daily
Yashi
Duke_Bilgewater
ovendonkey
Pykn
Skeletonbill
Slayerofbabies
reed_tiburon
bjw
iateyourpie
Sylux98
Darkspinessonic
Unusualcook
NewAgeRetroHippie
Cptpoopfist
Cyberdemon531
Feel free to add to the list.
>>121777854
>transtrender
is this is a typo or subtle nod to trans being a fad trend
>>121778116
i'm starting you can stop now
trihex went for a long jog...
>>121778238
he tweeted a few minutes ago hes taking a shower and then gonna start stream
cultural marxism lads
>>121778238
i could go for a nighttime jog but some faggot will hit me
>>121778268
who is he?
>spasming cervix
>>121778120
add liquidxsquid, m1, cronikeys, peaches, naegleria, cruxit, dickoak, shrimp, shadowjacky, regularshad, blubbler, shunpuk, elementalguard, geurge, and moofin
>>121778120
cool, i don't want to "belong here" after a thread op like this one
cosmo was never the same after he had the scurvy
>>121778437
fw didn't make the list
>>121778493
Who's Cosmo?
>>121778476
mmm say what you want but stiv is alpha as fuck
>>121778664
kek
>>121778664
Of course he is. I am still baffled by all the people that hated on him after Tolki fucked him.Simple jealousy.
>>121778454
>she highlighted it
>she has a webcam and accepts donations
>she loves the attention
>she's not ashamed of the fact that she has epilepsy
>comedy is being able to laugh at hard to handle situations
>you're a white knight faggot
>>121778891
i didn't know she highlighted it, i take it back
*seizes*
>>121777771
She faked a seizure for pity donations
>>121778949
yes, and even wrote a long ass description with "I'M A GIRL ON THE INTERNET" syntax ;) ~
>>121778120
>trihex not on that list
>>121779159
trihex is scared of the threads, this is for people who still hang on to it
>>121778891
>>121779009
she didnt fake it, she's just an idiot who streamed way longer than she was supposed to with her condition along with probably not eating and drinking enough waterive seen people have drug indcued seizures a couple times unfortunately, if she was faking she did a pretty good job
>>121778454
>>121778437
thanks for the namedrop
>>121779302
i never said she faked it
>>121777536
>>121778116
>>121778268
>>121778476
why did you delete?
I'm officially done with this general.
Making fun of someone having a fricking seizure?
Yeah, I'm out.
See ya, fucktards.
>>121779302
why did you spoiler?
>>121779618
i bet this guy is on the list of boys that don't belong here
trihex is a fraudulent person. says he is going to be live in 30 and now it's been 41. sticking to your word is what defines you as a person, you could be the hero going live five minutes early but instead are late af
>>121779302
I'm sure she really is epileptic, and I'm sure she knows just what a real seizure looks like, which gives her all the more credibility when she pulls off fake ones like this for donations. It's a pretty well thought out plan on her part..
>>121779989
She had a seizure in the casual room at SGDQ. What an attention whore! LMAO
>>121778120
Glad im on this list with the way the thread is looking rn
>>121780346
you would say that ciyon
>>121778120
Witwix
>>121780423
Witwix has given us too much to talk about to be on the list. What would SRG be without him?
Is there anything worse than women playing video games?
>>121780558
Men pretending to be women playing video games
>>121778120
Add blechy, dude does great at agdq commentary then just never streams again. He could've been the rising sun we all needed in our life, but he left us with transgender false prophets & spazzing out attention drama queens.
>>121780658
who is we?
>>121780628
this desu senpai
>>121780658
i think blechy just likes hanging out and doing blind races and shit
nothing wrong with that
>>121780689
everyone on srg, ya dingus
>>121780628
why do men who pretend to be women pretend to like video games?
is it witwix or pie?
*comes out as straight*
>>121781008
man what a fuccboi
>>121781008
definitely pie. weewee doesn't need help to get high viewer counts
>>121781008
this is funny because pie has said on stream that trihex steals all the mario maker viewers
>>121781008
oh im sorry, i'll drop my streaming plans for you.
fuck you trihard, maybe move your hands a bit faster next time in the shower
>>121780658
Blechy doesn't come here though?
>>121781172
What a TriHard
Greetings from Germany everyone
two Weeks ago, I decided to start Speedrunning (after watching "The Best of NES" xD). I thought, that it couldn't be that hard. Oh man, was I wrong.
The first hard decision for me to make was: What game do I start with? I figured it out (asked a lot of People, got many good advices and such), but couldn't decide quite on the right Game for me.
So I started with one of the Games, I loved playing as a young Kid: Pokémon Red/Blue. Mode: Any% Glitchless.
I watched some runs, got some tools, set up my Stream, read through the Guide and all. But in the End I was just humilated by the Time and all the stuff, you have to take care of WHILE Speedrunning.
I started with a Casual run and resetted about 20 Times allready, before I got the first Part (if anyone knows this game, the first Part for me is defeating Brock, the first Gym Leader) correct. I got a bit frustrated by the many Encounters I got, even if I run a good route. I got frustrated maaany many times, as I wasn't able to get a good Nidoran, or even wasn't able to get a Nidoran on the first try like I allways saw in the best Runs.
I finally have to admit: Speedrunning issn't that easy as I thought. Why do I post this? It's a Thread for new Speedrunners, FROM a new Speedrunner.
If you truly want to start Speedrunning, here are some tips:
When you picked your Game, take your time. Read EVERYTHING you can find and make your OWN strategy. Don't just rerun that runs, you saw, try something on your own.
Time - You need lots of it if you didn't pick a Game, where the fastest Speedrun is at about 10 Minutes or such (Pokémon Red/Blue is at about one Hour, 50 Seconds). You should take this Time for you only, don't get distracted by friends, family or stuff like that. Just take your time.
If you do Casual Runs, also take your time.
>>121781378
Too long just gonna assume its copy pasta
>amibitiouis
>half an hour late
I hate how lazy cunts like this get money thrown at them. Anyone with a real job doesn't get to half ass everything they do.
>>121781378
Try to do the route, you have in your mind, but don't rush it at first. Just get the feeling for it and if you restart, do it a bit faster. In this way, it's better for your Muscle Memory, to memorize every step to take. You won't be able, to do a perfect run in the first few weeks (especially not, if you are playing an RPG with so much RNG like Pokémon xD).
If you do Casual Runs: save a lot. Split your game in different Parts. Learn these parts one after another. Let's take Shovel Knight as an example here and not Pokémon Red/Blue:
Shovel Knight is an really good, but also hard, Jump'n'Run. I really love this Game, but it is hard as fuck if you wan't to Speedrun it and haven't really played it before. After watching some runs, I came with a plan for myself: First, learn the Movement. Second, learn the Maps and the routes to run. Third, learn to fight the bosses real fast.
So the first part of this is for me, to learn the Movement. I just have to get comfortable with that. But you can't just stand at one point and jump 5 Million Times, you will just do it wrong when you are in the open field. So every Level I do, I start with some jumping around to get a feeling for the Jumps and then run it. I allways skip all Checkpoints, so that if I die, I can start from the beginning. With that in mind, I can allways run the complete Map and get better at every section of this.
In terms of Pokémon, I would say it that way: Part One: Everything till you finished the fight against Brock. Part two: Everything till you finished Misty. Conclusion: I save after the fight against Brock if I'm comfortable with the outcome and the Time.
One big tip I can give you all: Start getting comfortable with Livesplit or stuff like that. Also, get comfortable streaming live, if you decide on streaming and not on YouTube.
So, I hope I could give something back with this thread to this great Community (one of the best I've ever seen in my Life, and I just started Speedrunning!).
>>121781378
>Greetings from Germany
I wonder how many donations only ironically add this
>>121780658
the whole point of the list is that it's people that do post here
>>121781505
I am Blechy.
~Blechy
>>121781459
Someone post the vocaroo
>>121781008
it's witwix. he started going live with mario maker a lot more often and often at times when trihex usually goes live with it. He's been directly trying to compete with trihex in views and when srgmarathon raided him after spookathon trihex caught up to him in views and he switched to H1Z1 quickly
>>121781679
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T6S0nvnjpL
>>121781829
its trihex own fault for not streaming meme maker. of course its not his fault for going to smash the record but witwix has essentially stolen the #1 spot
why is tri getting a sub train for doing literally nothing
>>121782012
it's resubs
To support Trihex's decision, I think we should also stop posting 2D girls.
>>121782061
What type of service is he providing where a resub is warranted?
wew lad
>>121782282
Sure thing. I'll start with a 3D mouse pad.
>>121779841
he is at least 1% black so it makes sense
Im happy for Trihex
Comfy Pie Runetunes Stream oh baby
why can't a cute anime run for president
trihex is the most virgin sounding nonvirgin I have ever heard
>>121783924
Well whats your favorite sex position Anon? Can you answer it just like that infront of 1k people? Hes pure
witwix is unironically comf senpai desu
Give me one good reason why you aren't watching our bois Trihex and Witwix right now
>TMR running darkwing duck for 17 hours straight
now tell me who would be this much of a grindmonkey without getting paid for it
speedrunning is truly degenerate
>>121784197
that's an average session for grindxmonkey and he doesn't make a dime from it
>>121781861
i like how they were all thinking the exact same thing and noone wanted to come out and say it
>>121782282
>>121783019
Guys what happened, did Trihex come out as gay?
>>121784267
what proof do you have for this? he never does 17 hour streams
also keep in mind TMR is a 30 yo virgin who lives with his mother
>>121784387
>he never does 17 hour streams
based stream monster who doesn't even watch his beloved hero's stream
>>121784365
Nothing, he just felt like shit and hes happy to be streaming again getting showerd in resubs and a few donations
also cute how he wants to respond to everyone and not missing them out, hes so overloaded its cute
>>121784365
He decided to give 3D another chance.
>>121784280
>>121781861
>that abrupt silence
LOL
>>121784543
lmao what a fucking loser
>>121784429
how is it squid became the subject of discussion all of a sudden?
can it be you're the actual nuthugger because you namedrop him everywhere and give him viewers?
>>121784543
>have status, money, and power
>I feel accepted and loved
Is this real?
>>121784736
>have an army of nuthugging sycophants
>not feel in power
pick 1
trihex confirmed still scared of playing yoshi
fw practicing commentary during runs for the marathon i will never attend.............................
TFW I dont want to attend AGDQ and I dont like PCF but the hotel is 10 minutes from my house so theres no reason not to go...
>>121785709
If youre alpha as stiv go and fuck some bitches.
If not then yeah, stay home watch on stream.
>>121784543
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1g9PFONbF6j
fw need to actually remember to register for agdq
>>121786116
OUT
>>121786029
should have just posted normies REEE instead of wasting your time
fuck agdq
>Narc is awright
What is he trying to tell us?
Controllerhead GOING IN on trannys lmao
#makingasandwichtomorrowforbreakfast
Ok I'm taking lead on /srg/. Our new mission: save speedrunning. How do we do it? Go.
>>121786524
Post about speedrunning
>>121786524
Talk about trannies and seizures
I'll fuck agdq
>>121786524
Mario Maker
>>121786608
>turbo should be allowed
>emulators should be banned
>world records should not be celebrated more than personal bests
>SDA and SRL are outdated and Speedrun.com is a really shitty site
>the divide between casual speedrunners and competitive speedrunners needs to be defined
>arbitrary categories need to be removed
>not all games are speedrunnable
>people who want to earn money from speedrunning should be shunned
>have a category where the run ends with an in-game time of 0:00
>still use IGT for it
only the pokemon community could possibly be this autistic
>>121786972
>>people who want to earn money from speedrunning should be shunned
GGBoys, twitch speedrunners are dead now.
>>121787073
I'm the lead on /srg/ and your post is going down a path that results in the degradation of the hobby to the point where it's less fun. Case and point is GDQ.
>>121786608
>>121786972
adding
>focus of SpeedSites should be on guides and tricks, not runners (SpeedrunBreakdown.com isn't a bad idea, right?)
>>121787301
GDQ went down the shitter because they started getting people to speedrun games that only have 10 other people in the world running. Your other points are extremely reasonable except maybe turbo. Emulators should just be in a different category and not thrown away as garbage because not everyone can drop $1000 on that one copy of the game they want to speedrun from 40 years ago that only shipped 4 times.
I don't know what people can do to make speedruns seem interesting past a first viewing. People seemed to take speedrunning like some competitive sport when there is no way to sustain any type of hype.
It has to be inherently boring to watch / run the same paths of the same games over and over right? The only time the competition / play of speedruns gets exciting is when new bugs and glitches are found to be useful. Its no wonder a lot of people get burned out of their games extremely quickly, and the people that dedicated their time to streaming for their only source of ncome get fucking slammered like they deserve to be.
The fuck is a "Mychal"?
>Narcissa
>>121788601
nigger for "Michael"
>>121782410
when pie plays "creative" he maxes out at 350-400 viewers
>>121788674
AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA NIGGER !!!
>>121788660
>>121788601
>adblock plus instead of ublock
>dark chrome
>those favorites
>>121789526
How is this surprising? It's trihex after all.
I reject your reality and substitute my own
>>121789584
what is this even saying?
>>121786348
what did he say?
>>121789824
oh oops, sorry. thought I was
>>121787059
Werster doesn't like the category.
trannykeys on suicide watch
>>121788601
>all those unironic bookmarks
jesus christ trihex
>>121790157
post your bookmarks
trihex is so hip
trihex is like a cute puppy. hard to stay mad at the little guy
>>121790228
Is there a /srg/ discord channel?
>>121790426
>capturing a long ass empty bar
wow that looks so useful
did you just give up on gwp cyber
where the heck did the stream go
pass me the bleach senpai
>>121790464
there's a secret one but you have to know about the underground clique to be "capable" of joining
gotta keep that shit comfy
>>121790523
hitbox.tv/cyberdemon
>>121790228
>>121790617
>yugioh
did pvtcb bitch out or something
>>121778454
back to reddit sjw fag
>>121790228
>>121778437
dont add these names, the list is for people who actually dont belong here and are reddit, not for people some guy doesnt like
>>121790807
thanks for the late response!
>>121790835
dude nice
hmu with some
Do people actually just give up on 3D or do they just use that as an excuse for not being able to talk to a women? i don't see why you can't just keep trying with 3D while jerking it to your 2D girls.
>>121784616
literally relevant to the discussion at hand
>>121790228
>>121790972
they're just not worth the trouble so you end up counting them out entirely, forget that they're even an option
Any examples of cocky WR holders getting BTFO by the person they acted above?
>>121790870
thanks for the late response!
>>121791059
garrison
>>121791000
TRIPS CONFIRMS IT
>>121791127
Story? And who exposed him? I kind of want to get a list together.
>>121790426
>4chan
>twitch
normalfag
>>121791059
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn3mlOg5zpk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtimH-fK8gQ
>>121791059
Sig was pretty much crying for competitiion for a solid year before his WR got crushed and he just stopped.
>>121791059
CGN getting btfo by zewing and then crying cheating in a passive-agressive manner.
>>121791169
back in 2013 he had a clique then he was beaten, switched to an alt
then at a recent gdq there was a 4-way race where he game overed and the monitor thing said "all 3 did great" or something which was hilariou
>>121791276
Really? Don't people nuthug that fag too, even after he cheated?
>>121791391
when did zewing or cgn cheat?
>>121791130
too bad my links are normie trash. sorry for wasting them
>>121790652
>he doesn't use cronikeys.com/thread
>>121791954
>not using srg.club
>>121792117
I use cronikeys.com/thread, so she sees that people appreciate her work~~~
>>121792258
>she
>her
stfu fucktard
>>121792117
>tfw not invited to the club again
>>121792117
>not using tehurn.com/srg
![98c94e7891[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/zBFxsx4.png "98c94e7891[1].png")
>>121790228
Not posting the lewd ones :^)
>>121793456
literally why would you put useless shit like that in your bar. my bar is optimized as fuck and using mostly abbreviations so i can fit more on there
>>121778120
>mfw still relevant
>>121792258
>>121793015
>>121792117
who is actually updating these? is it a bot or do people do it manually?
>>121793645
But i use thoose a lot..
>>121793456
>Not posting the lewd ones
why even bother posting at all then?
>>121793724
It basically just searches for the newest thread and redirects to it.
>>121793828
Wheres the fun in that?
>>121790228
>there are more bookmark bars in this thread than splits
speedrunning truly is dead
>>121793714
thanks for the late response!
>>121793810
oh...
i'm sorry ;_;
>>121793836is that an easy thing to do?
>>121793993
why did you spoiler?
has /srg/ enhanced your life?
>>121793931
Why you saying youre sorry? Its all cool anon, no worries
>>121794113
my harsh language was uncalled for
thank you for forgiving me
>>121793894
You tell me...
>>121794143
Its all cool anon, no way you could have known so.. All good anon
>>121794265
There has to be a little secret behind everyone, there has to be that something you need to work for and find out about
>>121793913
Nice splits! oh wait...
>>121793993
Probably not if you know your way around web development.
>>121794326
sounds like effort. Fuck that I'm out.
>>121793993
It grabs the thread list for /vg/ in json format, iterates over all the thread titles with a regex (for something like /srg|speed running/ - adjusted as required for Thread Title Wars) and redirects to the first match.
Like 4 lines of JavaScript
dayum.. witwix vs trihex...
>>121794143
Also i forgot, we're all humans, we all make mistakes..
>>121794442
Hah, i fap to regular stuff anon, nothing too special
someone cook up a hot and sticky stream I can stream monster in.
>>121795308
>not watching our boy Trihex
smdh
>>121794350
it's not hard at all. 90% of the code for it is about caching the result. i've done it manually a few times when people get epic, too
>>121794470
I use PHP because client-side redirects can be sloweri think. 40 lines of code, but most of that is for matching the different phrases
>>121795378
>PHP
baka
>>121795363
I want to watch speedrunning and am tired of mario maker though
>>121793913
i'm to the point know where I pretend it exists and that i'm still a part of it
>>121795406
>not watching our boy Witwix
smfh
>>121795497
h1z1 is gay though
also
>avoiding the filter
baka desu senpai
post your speedjam
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw7DLUMwof8
>>121794053
probably the only thing keeping me alive right now, as pathetic as that is
>>121795404
what is baka the filter for? anyway, i used php because i made it before sluip gave me a server. i'd probably remake it in python with a cron job, but it gets the job done quickly (and faster than alternatives last time I checked)
>>121795640
>what is baka the filter for?
s m h (no space)
>>121795687
god these really need to be removed. filtering out shit is gay if it doesn't highlight it
>>121795758
these filters are absolutely based though desu senpai
>>121794659
who is we?
>>121795854
get keked
>>121795378
why did you spoiler?
>>121796032
to hide my ignorance from the lazy
let's talk about dreamy
>>121797448
>tfw dram will never stream with webcam
>>121797827
>the one streamer who should stream with webcam doesn't do it
the ironing hurts so much
>>121797448
he looks like a less ugly stiv
so why did cyberdemons twitch get shut down?
>>121799149
transsexuals aren't allowed on twitch
Why aren't we hating on slayer for trying to kill himself without saying goodbye to us?
>>121799310
who is we?
>>121799310
who is us?
