He's Real Edition
>MGO3 Info
http://www.konami.jp/mgs5/tpp/en/online/index.php5
>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
http://i.imgur.com/K9rvfa4.jpg
>STEAM GROUP
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/metalgeargeneral
>/mgg/ ONEDRIVE FOLDER
https://onedrive.live.com/redir?resid=65254E4C501EDAEF!4116&authkey=!AMDti9C9NNjfhT8&ithint=folder%2cxlsx
>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
http://pastebin.com/qM3XwMce
>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
https://mega.nz/#!U1NFzAII!4nuhjrIo8arMdb2Ref4dWRB-4CZ86Sp9QY1sYDnhVfM
>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Last thread: >>121688624
i just extracted a greek goddess.
2nd for D-Dog IS A DOG
1st for Laughing Wallaby.
>tfw still no MGO patch
ded game
>Quiet
>Alive
pick literally both
>>121752586
THIS FUCKING WEBM
EVERY FUCKING TIME
I AM LAFFIN
>>121752523
can i have her
Is it just me or did Stefanie seem really tired during her latest stream?
>>121752596
Stef pls
>>121752554
Vposting best posting
>>121752751
More like hyperactive to borderline crazy
>>121752596
11th for Bitter Sparrow
>>121752751
serious m8? maybe at the end but she was crazy for most of it
>>121752782
venom gave my tactical nigress her medal of honor.
Post em
>>121752973
Shit she's a maneater I see
>>121753049
Is there a way to get ps4 screenshots on my computer privately? Can i just use a usb?
>>121753049
>>121753049
fuck
she's literally perfect
>>121753242
Yes. Go to capture gallery, press options, and then "copy to usb".
>>121753242
>Can i just use a usb?
Yes
>>121753242
usb.
>>121752831
>hfw she sees all the r34
>have Quiet shitting up my brig after replaying Cloaked in Silence
>do A Quiet Exit so she'll fuck off
>she's still there
>>121752596
Laughing Wallaby a best
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUwMDMjYjTA
SJW status:
BTFO
T
F
O
>>121753326
She was my first
>>121753540
hi lilly
>>121753540
has anyone made a highlight reel of her playthrough?
im not the kind of guy that watched lets plays but i wanna see her best bits.ZOOOOOOOOO
>>121753540
>appeal to tradition fallacy
Whatever, good fucking god that double gasp is cute.
>>121753540
yo lily whats up
>>121753540
>>121753926
>that double gasp
can we get a webm of that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qjhSiTS3EUk&hd=1
>>121754129
give me a timeframe.
Listening for whispers of your return
Breathing the fire your light still burns
The beacons through history's turning page
Eons of empty, the wars I've waged
Just to be with you
I have been waiting
I've been waiting for you for so long
I will be standing
Right beside you is Where I belong
Into the ether you disappeared
Through the silence ringing clear
No momentum
Each beat of my heart turns a thousand years over
My burden is ballast
Crucified, sober
The weight of an endless sleep
When yours is the soul I keep
To wake from eternal sleep
I will wait forever
Until the ties that bind us sever
I will be waiting for you
Just to be with you
Until the time starts anew
Just to be with you
I will be with you.
>>121753540
Stefanie's logic is bizarre. How does not being a true fan makes critique of her character's appearance any less valid? And anyone who has played them but doesn't like the design is not a true Metal Gear fan? Whatever, she can't say anything bad about the game because she's a part of it.
Getting back to the issue, Quiet's design is juvenile and overly sexualized. The rain scene, prison visits, and helicopter rides are enough to prove this to anyone who claims otherwise. Even the female skulls have this same mistreatment. Their intro zooms in on their boobs and butts for no reason other than "boobs and butts." It's stupid. Kojima has a pretty gross track record when it comes to the depiction of women, usually depicting them as sex objects, damsels, enemies, and usually as some combination of the above.
Her whole argument is nonsense anyway, no Metal Gear character has ever been so perpetually objectified for so much of the game.
>>121754183
WHY DOES KOJIMA PUT DETAILS LIKE THIS IN THE GAME IF WE WON'T FUCKING SEE THEM
>>121754438
>>>/tumblr/
>>>/reddit/
>>121753049
my most beautiful staff member to date.
>Wormhole device
>can't engineer a durable suppressor
>>121754438
I totally haven't seen this anywhere :^)
>>121754561
i say godDAMN
wait til you find that face with the swept bang ponytail.
>>121754590
You didn't catch the durable suppressor legendary animal.
>>121754438
10/10 bait look at all those (You)'s
>>121754438
>>121754821
seven vaganias.
>>121754508
Same reason for the Boss statue at Cyprus that most people will miss.
>>121754740
What creature be this
>>121754438
the snakes aren't sexualized enough imo
>>121754183
Yeah I got there during the Girlfriend part and was confused.
Thanks for showing the entire dialogue!
>>121754561
Nice
>>121755034
The Legendary Cut Content
>>121752831
kek i knew i wouldnt be the only one who screencapped
>>121755034
>>121755202
More like the Legendary cut content and re-sell it as DLC
This grade 3 suppressor lasts me up to 60 shots.
I only use the .223 mag since it has exactly 60 shots.
I know exactly when i'm going to run out.
>>121755051
god that fucking boooooty
>>121755286
I've been waiting to webm it all day but she's not uploading it yet
>>121754590
Chances are Lv.3 suppressors will be added later that will require 200,000 PM to develop and requires 3000 PM to deploy with.
>>121754821
There's a difference between Quiet and naked Raiden, Johnny's ass, etc. The male characters are normally clothed, but being half naked is Quiet's default state. If you want a more accurate comparison, try imagining a male version of Quiet jumping around and sniping in speedos and boots for the whole game. Because photosynthesis.... You could give him a pair of shorts, and it would still be pretty stupid.
>>121753540
She makes her living by being objectified, her outlook shouldn't be surprising.
But in all seriousness, I don't mind Quiet's design, but appealing to tradition in this case isn't really a great argument either - Metal Gear has always had prominent women and never been afraid to treat them as sexy women (which is good) but Quiet is probably the most juvenile example in the series to date.
Like, Sniper Wolf might have been a boobs sniper that spoke to you like a seductress, but she never tried to rub her asshole on my nose the way Quiet does in the helicopter. And as funny as I find the shower scene with the DD dorks hooting and hollering, and find the playing in rain scene endearingly silly and genuine, can you blame anybody for groaning at them?
It's a pretty simple fact she just looks cooler in the two costumes that actually dress her up, too. I feel sorry for people who never got to field her in the Wolf costume.
>>121753540
She's so fucking based holy shit
>>121755553
You could play all of MGS3 naked.
>>121755391
snakebutts are a miracle of the universe
>>121754438
I honestly think there's no intention to objectify women by Kojima or even to demean them
I think he just likes them just like people like violence in videogames or heavy metal music
You don't hear heavy metal bands complaining on how their musicbeing features in a violence game affects their sales because they're considered violent and gross right?
Just like you don't hear the people writing the books complaining about their quotes used to sell games to a wider audience because it's just not true
>>121755391
The Snakes got big butts. I bet Meryl and Eva are ass-girls.
>>121755691
>Snakebutt
>>121755420
http://download.twitchapps.com/?stream=stefaniejoosten&vodType=a
try this?
>>121755759
i like snake butts and i cannot lie.
>tfw no qt Waifu with decent skill
Instead I get some bitch with no upper lip
>>121754438
I didn't even read your post, but I figured with all these people replying I should join in. Here's a (You).
>>121754129
I've been waiting for a webm of her "inb4ing" on her earlier stream
>>121756090
there are a shit tonne of webms at/joosten/
>>121756041
Raiden/Snake is very underrated.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-wGVHGr7bM
Raiden is very cute talking about Snake in MGRR.
>>121756357
That place is dead
>>121756934
Only because cripplechan is massive piece of shit
Posting would be active as fuck right now in normal circumstances
Also I haven't made any webms because she hasn't uploaded her stream yet
How do I edit MGO faces? Just realised my enforcer's nose is a bit fucked up.
>>121756934
because the piece of shit website has been breaking a lot recently
>>121756580
raiden a qt
I asked this question while I was way too tired and worded it terribly so I'll do it proper this time:
Where did Big Boss learn torture techniques used in interrogation?
Where did Ocelot learn field strip and perfect his CQC?
There are other curious techniques in their repertoire but let's start with those.
>>121757158
We know this already, anon.
>>121757119you can't
>tfwStef and Donna stream soon
>>121757354
you can edit Massive Medic's face but not the others? wtf
>>121757523
>Donna is even more shit at the game than Stefanie
where's that webm of snakes juicy ass? and does anyone have an ocelot version?
WOOOOChapter 9 of Observation just released
is 24 hours the max a blockade can last?
>>121757649
Chapter what of what?
>>121757591
>He watches it for the gameplay
>>121756580
>Kevin is voiced by the same guy who voiced Vamp
I still can't believe it.
Reminders:
The novel is not canon
Quiet is alive
Big Boss and Ocelot are not gay
Water is wet
2 + 2 =4
:)
>>121758323
Anon, you posted too late!
Someone beat you to it...
>>121757591
>Donna
Is that that ugly old blonde?
>>121758517
Yeah, she's basically Joost's mama hen in Japan
>>121756580
>tfw Raiden talks about Snake like he's still alive
You need to accept it Raiden, he's gone.
>>121755553
>Not playing PW the entire way through in just trunks
>>>/trash/
>>121758591
my piss in her wine glass
>>121758591
She's disgusting.
That's... that's juice in that wine glass right?Right?
>>121758517
You're mean
>>121758764
It was juice alright, the Joost got juiced good
>>121758591
Daw, they hang out and gossip with wine and apps. Donna reminds me of my old 6th grade English teacher.
>>121758501
that's a cute cat you got there.
>>121758820
You think they drunkenly kissed?
I hear all women are basicly bisexual
>>121758820
N-no!
>>121758967
You might like this one too then.
>>121759007
If Joost really did turn out to be bi/les I would hope she'd have better taste than some old Aussie slag who has teeth like a Xenomorph
>>121759007Donna would fucking dominate her in every way
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0syVJof9E54
>>121758807
Why do sound rooms always have those spikes on the walls?
>>121759116
This. Punished Joost Abandoned by Her Husband would be awesome on the other hand.
>>121759079
I do. thank you.
>>121759079
look at this perfect little cutie pie
>>121759116
She's alright for 50
>>121759215
Donna's fucking annoying
How can this sort of person be the one Joost seems most carefree with?
>>121759116
> I would hope she'd have better taste than some old Aussie slag
Have you seen her friends
>>121759228
Its a recording booth the spikes are used to prevent any echo
>>121759116
She's religious as hell so she's probably anti-gay tbqh
>>121755583
Quiet's design is fine. So what if she's sexual? Why are we slut shaming fictional characters?
>>121759429
>Talking shit about based GaB
>>121759429
We need to no deeper find her 10 year old MySpace account!
>>121759429
I'd rather GaB than a screeching harpy like Donna
I really feel bad now that she seems more reserved / bored with GaB who she's known longer than with Donna
>>121759645
im all for this.
we should get a team ready for this type of mission
>>121759228
they absorb sound waves to prevent echo
>>121759441
>religious as hell
>Completely ok with and defends Quiet's design.
Lolnope.
>>121759769
>>121759645
youre talking about an actual human being, you do realise.
>>121759441
What makes you say she's super religious?
I saw her wear a cross on her neck one time but that's it.
If she was super religious she probably wouldn't swear, play violent video games or be a lewd bikini model in said violent video games.
>>121759434
>>121759816
Neat, I learned something today.
>>121759429
When she asked one of the anon's here for some drawings he should've asked for both her and Stef's snapchats so we could send her cute pics.
>>121759868
Your point? She put herself in the spotlight by being a lewd model in a popular video game franchise. She asked for it!
>>121759441
>She's religious as hell
We have no idea if she still is.
Her blog was from 7 years ago, she could easily have become less/non-religious in that time.
>>121759903
on her old blog after coming back from her year in Japan she had complained on her blog that it was hard to find catholic churches in Japan
>>121759705
different personalities anon. Just because she acts the way she does with Donna doesn't mean she doesn't act on a same level with GaB.
Donna is boatload of energy, and she probably radiates that energy to nearby people. GaB is chill as fuck so GaB and Stef seem to be more chill around each other.
>>121759429
Don't hate on GaB anonshe can be pretty cute too
>>121760079
It's Tokyo how hard could finding a Catholic church be? I think like 1% of the population is christian but still
>>121760006
>cute pics.
Don't pretend like it would be anything but a mountain of dick pics.
>>121760079
if she actually wore make up she'd be on the top of my cum tribute list.
>>121760079
Also she didn't mention going to church when she was talking about what she did today, which is Sunday
>>121755583
>It's a pretty simple fact
>fact
don't think you know what fact means retard
>>121759441
>Quiet's design is fine
That's why I said "I don't mind Quiet's design". It's the way the game sexualizes her that is fucking dumb is the point, that and her appearance don't exist in a vacuum.
You can do "badass hot sniper woman" without "acts like a cat when she likes you", you know.
>>121760421
No she got a heads up from the police that some guy was going around the neighborhood stealing Women's underwear
>>121760526
The Netherlands is a dangerous place man.
>>121759228
Prevents the VAs to climb out
>>121760596
GaB lives in Nippon
>>121760596
She lives in Japan
>>121760079
>she can be
She is, anon. Gab is cute af tee bee eighch
>>121760006
That was me lol she wanted mgsv fan art
>>121760421
Nice, they finally released it, huh? What about Battle Gear?
>>121760643
>>121760658
Why don't tell me she's a gaijin model too?
>>121760958
godDAYUM!
>>121760989
She's a teacher I think but she's done a little bit of modeling. she recently did a commercial I think
>>121760989
No she teaches English
She's dabbled in modelling though
I really don't care about her looks really because she's demonstrated herself to be a class act much more than you would except of basically anyone and said some very nice things to me personally that I didn't deserve
>>121760958
Quick, ask her husband if she's single
>>121760862
Yeah, it's too late now though, are you whipping something up for the latest stream that happened?
>>121759280
>>121759278
You might like this one too!
>The Joostposters & Gabposters are awake
Not that I'm complaining. Thread was on the verge of death about an hour ago.
>>121760989
You don't have to be pretty to be a model in Japan if you are gaijin. Japaneses puts gaijin in their media all the time just because of the exotic factor.
And just like that the quality of the general plummeted to an all-time low.
>>121761296
close to it's last breath
>>121761173
oh yeah I remember she mentioned she had one in that P.T. episode.
And she said Stefanie didn't have anyone to hold onto at night. Feels alright
>>121761230
You'll see
>>121761403
CLOSE TO ITS LAST BREAAAAAAATH!
>>121761296
>Markiplier
gross
>>121761375
Since when did this general have any quality?
>>121761482
At least it was on topic.
Anybody got any good screenshots from the latest stream?
>>121761408
She also makes videos and streams with him and says in her twitter profile
It's not hard to find out that GaB is married
>>121761408
She says she gets really lonely
>>121760516
>muh objectification
Who cares? Quiet's a badass character. Not very well written buts she's definitely badass.
>>121760516
w-what's wrong with acting like a cat when you like someone, anon...?
>/joosten/ taking over /mgg/
>>121760958
>those shoulders
>that hair
>that skin
>that slim figure
wh...where am i again? what general is this..?
m-metal... gear...?
>>121761570
The only one you need
>>121761717
someone should make a template for a comic
frame 1: joost looking normal
frame 2: blank
frame 3: blank
frame 4: that image
then we'd have tons of OC
>>121761091
>>121761120
>>121761302
>>121761361
Why the Japnese such Westaboos? The commercials I've seen with Steafanie in them could've easily been done by a Japanese person and wouldn't that be more relatable to the people watching?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxmW2MktzrE&list=FL1TZf3EEsTmAdDLsP_h-G4g&index=3
>>121761801
>le rage face comic
back to reddit with you
>>121761458
kinda lame how MGR's music set in MGO wasn't one of the boss music
>>121760958
to think someone this gorgeous probably has body image issues after the joostfags were through with her. life is fucked up
>>121760958
Sienna Grace.jpg
>>121761678
>>121761717
Thank you so much She knew people would screen shot it too.
Now we need to teach her about Kappa apparently
>>121761278
oh yes, I do, actually. thank you, again!
>>121761943
She loves Joostfags now though. She became a good friend.
>>121761878
you're trying too hard to fit in newfriend
>>121761943
Joostfags love GaB m8,
>>121762060
its 2015 son, 4 frame comics that aren't loss edits haven't been a thing on 4chan for at least 5 years
>>121761943
she posts on /joost/ now nigger
>>121761801
>tons of OC
But I find new fan art every day!
>>121762156
>son
still trying too hard
>>121761678
>>121761717
thanks for these.
you got anymore pics of this size?
>>121762291
what is it with Dutch girls and cute dimples?
>>121762291
this picture is good enough for a cum tribute
>>121762334
>>121762156
you two are gonna go in circles for atleast five more posts
quit it
>>121762408
Sure
>>121762516
shaking my head to be honest family
Manlets. When will they learn?
This has been the best /mgg/ in a least a week. Good job, family.
>>121762956
Reminder
>>121763012
This
>>121762956
Volgin is 6'7 anon Being shorter than 6'7 means you're a manlet?
>>121762454
Go for it anon.
make me proud
>>121763012
I agree we should do this more often
SUCH A LUST FOR ANIMALS
>>121763246
ZYou will never be with Stefanie
>>121763032
Who wouldn't?
>>121763284
okay
Is Stef's "drunk" episode up yet? /joosten/ made it sound pretty entertaining. She fails a mission to go chasing a mouse?
>>121759903
I'm very religious and there's nothing wrong with any of that
>>121763284
"tfw"
>>121763032
>>121763246
Awooo~
>>121763417
she hasn't uploaded it yet, my finger's been on the trigger to make webms all day but she clearly crashed and went to bed before uploading it
>>121763417
She was doing Lingua Franca and either alerted the entire camp then died or fultoned the translator every time. One of the runs she dropped everything while they were on the Zoologist interrogation and chased after a mouse until she got detected.
>>121763441
Than I would not say you are "very" religious though thats subjective I suppose
>>121763560
Ah, oh well.
You should make a webm of the double gasp. That'd be pretty awesome.
>>121763103
Yes, more people should cum on pics and post them here.
>>121763476
what a silly bitch.why no ahegao ocelot, goddammit? he's perfect for it.
>>121763417
>>121763560
You can watch it on twitch you know and she said she wasn't drunk. Just bad I guess
>>121757208
I HONESTLY WANT TO KNOW THE ANSWER TO THIS TOO.
>>121763417
She wasn't drunk but she was definitely flying high on autism, she said it was adrenaline. I think she fucked up so bad at the mission she started to sperg out since she's naturally shy and shy people react that way when observed sometimes
>>121763787
>she said she wasn't drunk
Every drunk person ever says they aren't drunk.
I mean, I hope to god she wasn't, but...
>>121763678
Is the double gasp when she met Quiet?
Or was it during the latest stream because I watched it but skipped over parts where she kept failing which was a lot
>>121763680
MUNSTER
>>121763765
Isn't Ocelot a little too reserved for that?
>>121763317
>>121763476
Doing Raikov one right now. Meanwhile have this one
>>121763952
Yeah, after beating Quiet, waiting for Pequod to extract her.
>>121763902
She got tipsy with Donna yesterday and maybe was still buzzed today or something
So what though?
Stefanie answered my question during the codec interview AMA
>>121764090
What question
>>121763680
That guy is so fucking ugly
I could make a much sexier looking ocelot
>>121764020
They never met each other
So this is what happens, right?
>Ocelot takes Ishmael away from Ambulance and hides him near the bridge.
>Comes back a half-hour later to save Venom from Mantis / Man on Fire. Bridge gets smashed by lightning.
>Escapes from Man on Fire and leads Venom to whaling ship
>Leaves Venom on the ship and goes back to the smashed bridge almost 3 hours later with a motorcycle for Big Boss
once again its up to ocelot to save this thread from just being "Joose General"
Post your cute cat pictures
>>121764157
>guy
>>121763012
>le reddit nigger speak
>joostfag
>thinks this has been the best general
Explains the decline.
>>121763787
>"i-i'm not drunk!"
>>121763961
>>121764257
>being petty
>and queerosexual
s m h t b h f a m
>>121763981
maybe.but that's the fun of it, after all. I'd like to think he'd let himself go enough, if only for a moment, to make a slutty face.
>>121764178
And you won't either, anon.
Expected more desu
>>121764472
>s m h t b h f a m
>>121764394
It was only about 200 posts. Don't worry; you fags have over 600 to shit up the thread yourselves.
>>121764146
I didn't even care about the question to be honest family but its just one later in the stream.
I asked if she learned any judo while working on the game and Ronin paraphrased asking if she know the basics of CQC. At least he said my stupid username
>>121764503
I need some /mgg/ anons to help me recreate this picture, butthe hotdogs need to be dicks.
>>121764445
She didn't say it like that though when she said "no i'm not drunk" I laughed because it came out of nowhere
>>121764257
Liquid Ocloet > TPP Ocelot.
>>121764503
If you say so anon.
I think of Ocelot ever let himself go, it was when he genuinely smiled.
That sort of thing can make a person look too caring after all.
>>121764894
its all good. I prefer SE occie the best, personally.
>>121764894
He really went out with abang!
Is this the best thread of all time?
>>121764904
do you think he's ticklish, anon?
How's Damaged Goods 03 for Combat waifus? I need an Athlete, and 02 just won't fucking give me one.
>>121765167
Needs Skullfus for added measure
>>121765198
Aren't we all in some way?
I think he'd had tickle resistance training though.
>>121765167
I don't know were starting to Ocelot post too much
>>121765071
Anyone else thought SkullFace was going to be way more like MGS4 Ocelot?
>>121764816
That's why I don't believe her
>>121765167
Yes keep it up
