Double thinking Edition
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>NEW PLAYER GUIDE
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>LISTS, GUIDES, DOWNLOADS AND OTHER STUFF
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>MGS2 SUBSTANCE NOVEL - NEEDS TRANSLATION
https://mega.nz/#!Y08iFCBa!Z3j3Tco4vE14mwwVJTQbch9Zo4SvZRXO1ntjEjn1JRc
>MGSV NOVEL - PARTIALLY TRANSLATED
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>TIMELINE AND EPILOGUES:
http://pastebin.com/3m93ExcY
>CHAPTER 1:
http://pastebin.com/frkkvef3
>CHAPTER 2:
http://pastebin.com/7YMg9Gia
>KOJIMA'S THOUGHTS ABOUT THE NOVELIZATION
http://pastebin.com/JVZZxW1D
>QTS FARMING
https://i.imgur.com/19a5fFK.jpg
Last thread: >>121633015
Ocelot is cute! CUTE!
First for FUCK YOU KOJIMA
>>121688624
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This guy is better looking than girls and has the right to call them ugly.
prove me wrong
>pro tip: you cant
GZ felt so much more OPERATOR than TPP.
Quiet is alive tbqhimosmfh lads
>>121689098
moshi moshi
What map would you like to see in MGO?
>>121688624
When will people get the memo that Stefanie's eyes are green?
>>121689547
motherbase
>>121689642
it all depends on the lighting sometimes they look green sometimes they look blue
>tfw
>>121689802
just making sure there's space for future expansions senpai.
>>121689642
they look blue in her most recent pic
>>121689802
what are the irl advantages/disadvantages for having an oil rig as a military HQ?
>>121689916
gray with a hint of blue
>watching E3 footage of mother base
>all those soldiers, cars, choppers, UAV's, etc
>all gone
The Phantom Pain is real
>very little light pollution. decent climate, comfy weather, natural cold air breeze and the soothing waters of the ocean.
>you will never live in Mother Base
why
even
fucking
live
>>121690284
>living with kikongo
no thanks
Peace!
Just imagine if /mgg/ grouped together and simultaneously joined Diamond Dogs as one. How'd you think Venom, Miller and Ocelot would react? Would they hire us? What kind of skills do we have? What are we best at?
>>121690518
pretty sure most of 4chan would be delegated to their proper lots on the animal conservation platform
>>121690518
>Troublemaker (Harassment)
>Troublemaker (Unsanitary)
>Boaster
>>121690518
[not hired]
>>121690518
NOT HIRED
Would it be actually possible to mod our avatar character over Snake in GZ?
>>121689802
should i post my oil rig set
>>121690518
YOU'RE FIRED
>>121690849
i don't know what im talking about because im a consolefag but the female customization is exactly like the male one used for massive medic
once the files hit pc shouldn't you guys just be able to swap them for female customizable massive medic
>>121691195
>>121691294
![aged_wb20151108061958674509[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/dMcaDGP.jpg "aged_wb20151108061958674509[1].jpg")
Someone give me a course outline on all the things I need to learn/practice in order to become Big Boss.
I can't plan shit very well.
>>121691638
Find a backstabing cunt to do your planning for you.
>>121691474
underrated
>Furicorn's footsteps are totally silent
What the fuck is this shitty bug
>>121692904
its a feature
>>121692945
It's shit, I need that glorious gallop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbDzWQVRAlM
>get into MGO after a short break
>suddenly it's even more of a CoD-fest than before
>that constant whistling of mortars that literally doesn't stop
>everyone running around like retards not even trying to go non lethal
>a team of 6 people with sleep grenades who turn whole arena into fucking toxic shithole leaving you no chance to escape
>your team sucks infernal balls and deep in your soul you know you're part of it
>>121691474
>>121692534
It should be 15, not 20 years.
>>121689937
Pros: offshore, so no way for any government to regulate the organization by juridical means (basically, the reason both MSF and DD had their bases that way); in case of enemies' invasion invaded strut can be blown up and submerged (which is a double-edged sword).
Cons: obvious structural weaknesses of struts, nearly certain death of personnel in case of strut being blown up, logistic issues.
>>121689802
That looks like a model.
>>121693487
>and platform submerged
Fix.
https://gaming.youtube.com/watch?v=CIovrAxCG1M
hallo stream sunday mgs game
>>121688624
are there any videos of model swapping D-Horse and Quiet
>>121693487
MSF and DD were also motivated by them being existing infrastructure, and specially built to be modular and expandable
>>121691612
JUST
>>121690068
>>121693884
>Makes a tank treehouse
This guy is is hilarious
>>121690068
>>121693884
>sopsy
Just developed my first nuke - since I've already got the achievement for disarmament, should I just keep it instead of instantly dismantling it?
>>121693884
>snoiperh
>wher r they
jesus christ ocelots cowboy voice
>>121689623
are you people serious with this ? I only played MGSV so I don't know. Who did Venom save in Afghanistan if it wasn't Kaz ? who told him to save Kaz if it wasn't Ocelot ?
stefanie is streaming lads
Joost is streaming on twitch
twitch/stefaniejoosten
Stef's streaming the game RIGHT NOW, boys. Get in here.
>>121695206
virgins
>>121695206
>>121695252
Here, have a favicon with a red exclamation point, and I'll throw in a (You) for free.
>>121695316
>favicon
Whoa.
Stef streams.
>>121695206
No, you are the autism.
The stream is stefing guys
>>121695652
Stef is a Bad Big Boss, and she knows that.
How do I get a Joost gf?
Is everyone watching the stream?
>>121696138
Stef is streaming?
Why didn't anyone say so?
>>121696218
A little birdy told me.
>>121695862
it's impossible
>>121696485
not for me
Guys, Snake is crying :(
>Viss count.
>>121688986
>>121688721
I honestly believe that it was Konami that wanted to add the MB bullshit and not Kojima.
>>121696802
English is not my first language, what's the correct pronunciation?
>>121696885
isnt it vi-count
everyone said it that way then that one prisoner says VISSCOUNT for some reason
Do you know what would be a good map in MGO? One where you don't get shot through fucking walls.
>>121696962
Hm, I always pronounced VISSCOUNT because there's an S there. This isn't damn French.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Viscount
>>121694953
Which parts of TPP are real?
>>121697597
I hope to God this sexy man is real
>>121697667
he looks like a man i could trust
>>121690068
>First time seeing a clip of TTS
She's pretty good at this game lads
>>121697849
You should see the webm of Snake fighting Rex. Its fucking awful
>>121697935
You got it?
>>121698225
Nah but you could always see it on Youtube
>>121690068
>Literally does a 360 noscope
This is the canon version too
i hope u rike it
>>121697929
>Sees the waypoint leading to the viscount.
>Sees the guard that's watching over him.
>Turns around and heads back into Kiziba.
If she wasn't adorable I could not watch this.
anata no harto
>>121690068
>>121698416
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP29E9MljaE
>>121697667
My teacher looks exactly like him, there is also that head transplant specialist that looks like him.
Why is MGO broken?
>>121698906
it's a beta.
wait for the final version in january.
>>121698959
Hurr
>>121698959
peesea mustard rice amiright guys
>>121699090
She's right you know
You literally get 5 seconds to pick your class in C&D. This is especially awful in the first round when you don't even know what team you're starting on.
>>121699131
And on top of that, you can totally pick a class with weapons you can't use on that team and end up totally unarmed
>>121699131
Just pick infiltrator and you won't need to worry.
>>121699235
I meant loadout
Can you fire an interpreter to get their side op to respawn so you can get them with better stats?
>>121698906
who cares.
post qts
>>121689547
Shadow Moses and the Sewers
>>121699452
you dont need interpreters after the unit function has been added
>>121698959
>Some people genuinely believe that a broken and unfinished game with an equally, if not more broken multiplayer mode won't be just as broken, if not more on PC
>>121699743
>There are people that think there's anything hidden in MGSV and that we'll get some secret real ending or 3rd chapter.
Some people are stupid. Unfortunately the PC master race has been watered down with these stupid people since any stupid child can buy a $2000 Alienware and act like he's part of the master race. It was obvious MGO3 was going to be shit from release day. Those that didn't realize that are stupid or in denial
>>121696802
>>121696962
Viscount is cute. CUTE!
>>121689547
urban ultimatum or grozyvgrad
>>121700379
>>121700414
I forgot catapults existed
>>121700416
:(
I'm gonna keep him and defend and FOB, he deserves a medal of honor.
And one thing I noticed during the game is, they use both pronounciations for Viscount, Miller uses Vi-count, while a prisoner calls him Viss-count.
During another mission I remember Miller pronouncing 'route' as 'root', and then as american 'route' again.
I think it's on purpose.
>>121693884
>running through open field with stealth
>stealth
>extreme mission
>stealth
>stealth
>stealth
>>121700538
yeah I REALLY miss catapults and being able to give your buddy a boost up over a high wall to get a tactical advantage. Shooting a dude who was catapulting through the air was the funniest shit.
>>121693884
>markers
>wallhack wolf
Wow get good any time
>>121700725
fuck me I miss MGO
I don't remember much but I know I had fun
>>121700907
>>121700725
I want to play MGO3 so bad but I only have PC and PS3 right now and I already have the game on PC
>Sitting in The Joos' stream
>Jacub81: H.....H...Hi Stef it's nice to see u on the streaming......
>jackal_ekb: Stef! I love you!!! >
>Selijose22: Stefanie is so pretty
Jesus Christ these are the people I enjoy the franchise with... I mean She's cool but come on
>>121701634
did you catch her go insane for that period of time?
>>121694953
>I only played MGSV
Back to reddit with you.
>>121701850
No, I actually only just found her stream today and came in when she got wrecked trying to fulton the Legendary Gun Master.
>Insane Joos
Sounds like something to watch the vod for though, thanks anon
There was a person in the last thread asking for the anon that won't shut up about Ocelot's lore and motives. I kinda like doing that.
If you're around you should just ask the question and I'll get back to you!
In the meantime,
If MSF began with Ocelot in second command instead of Kaz, how different would the story be now?
What sort of TIME PARADOX would occur?
>>121701968
definitely watch it when it's on youtube, she's fucking hilarious
>>121701973
Reminder that Ocelot enjoyed interrogating his subjects
>stef is prettying herself up more
>dropping tidbits of lore
she even farted on cam... she's an angel.
>>121702030
Enthusiastically noted
>>121702150
I don't agree entirely... but if you really believe that it's ok.
He certainly had a respect for the art though.
There's also the fact he preformed it best during times he would be "grieving" so that says a lot too, doesn't it?
>>121689715
You will never lean out of a helo looking at a safe and armed-up haven about to welcome you while a briny wind tousles your ample hair
>D-Dog is a wolf
Where were you when Huey was right?
>>121702361
I can tell you where you aren't and where you're going to be going back to: the boat
>>121702330
Hiroshima Nagasaki is now my favorite Moot
>>121690068
NEO! I always believed in you!
>>121702361
>Diamond Wolf
>Doesn't sound as good as Diamond Dog
Say what you want but Ocelot and Kaz had a talent for marketing and business
>>121702330
she even commented how the sneaking suit looks like a dick
How do I check if a retaliation wormhole got opened on me?
>>121689547
>What maps would you like to see in MGO?
Mountain Relay Base
Afghanistan Central Base Camp
OKB Zero
Lufwa Valley
Da Smasei Laman
Mother Base
>>121702580
Here's the thing though, DD IS a dog.
I wish kaz and ocelot never appeared in the same scene at once. that would be cool, don't you think so?
stef is watching the pass vag fisting scene kek
>>121702698
>I wish my retarded headcanon would have something to lend it credence instead of being immediately btfo by reality
>>121702672
the game will tell you
>>121702675
Afghanistan Central Base Camp and Mountain Relay Base
All I see happening on MB is mortar spam
>>121701907
honestly I don't know if I can stomach older MGS. I can't fucking take long cutscenes. Not to mention that the previous american voice actor for snake sound awful.
>>121702720
>pass
mean pazz
>>121702672
After an invasion it tells you, if you don't see a warning of it, you don't made an retaliation wormhole
I have insider info that Kazelot was legit before Kojima's team told him it was really stupid and he had to make Kaz actually be real.
>>121702928
Yeah and my dad works for nintendo
>>121702757
why are you so fucking negative
>>121702839
Paz has one Z, Champ.
>>121702832
then don't play them fag boi
>>121702832
>>121703003
Because of morons like you posting stupid shit for the sake of posting stupid shit. You're not even posting anything that could be believable by anybody with more than two working brain cells.
>>121703020
uhhh no
YOU GUYS NEED TO KEEP VOTING IN THE POLL BECAUSE IT'S TIED
I'LL CHECK IT AGAIN LATER TONIGHT AND MAKE A DECISION IF IT'S STILL TIED.
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
http://www.strawpoll.me/5922584/
Reminder that David Hayter is shit.
thanks Konami
"Houston, we have a sad Joosten."
This chat's been redeemed for me
>>121703208
No arguing there. It wouldn't be the same reading this using Throat Cancer's voice
>>121703202
Ya, it is
>>121703253
Doesn't even rhyme, idiot.
>>121703097
>You will never wish Big Bossu a happy birthday
>>121702768
>>121702842
Thanks
>>121703250
HACKEEEEEEEEERR
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121703440
Pretty sure Kaz approves of this gif
>>121703208
lol no. MGS1 solid snake is 10/10. Now that I think about it they're all damn good, ss and bb. bb only got a little blown out on the psp titles.
>>121703714
completely legit you fucking scrub
>>121702698
I wish Ocelot was in Afghanistan as part of the soviet army and giving Venom intell like the spy he's supposed to be.
>>121703589
Isn't it sadder to think Ocelot was never wished a happy birthday?
>>121703589
Someone needs to find a way to model swap the boombox dude with Eye, retake this exact screenshot, and name it Disco Dogs.
>>121703367
I've got bad new for you, kid. It doesn't.
>>121703742
>MGS1 solid snake is 10/10.
Hayter's fluke that he was never able to repeat.
Hayter is a hack.
>>121703793
Ocelot was there to act as Venom's body guard.
>>121703849
>Eye
You mean TPP Eye or GZ Eye ?
>>121703997
he's probably thinking of the cooler one
>>121703368
>Muh pronunciation
I bet you don't even have any MGS-related bars, scrub
>>121703997
True Eye
>>121703997
Yes.
>>121703912
>kid
Like I'm really gonna believe anything you say.
>>121703938
mgs2 had a lot of the nuance 1 had. Last week I watched a playthrough that had every codec call, the va wasn't that bad. MGS1 solid snake is pretty fuckin good though.
>>121704032
So the white guy then.
>>121703997
Black Eye
>>121702681
>>121702580
>>121702436
Stef said on the stream that D-Dog is actually a wolf, and also that D-Dog can't stand to be around Quiet because he can sense the parasites
>>121704306
kill yourself
>>121704067
Children usually are stubborn.
>>121704039
Btw does anyone have the whole picture of this crop? There's a guard missing from this picture that everyone in the car is looking at.
>>121704306
holy fuck stef dropping knowledge
>>121704306
>Stef said on the stream that D-Dog is actually a wolf
into the boat she goes
>>121704407
You sure are, anon
>>121704306
>D-Dog can sense the parasites
Does she have stds or something ?
rate that stream /10
>>121704652
-∞
>>121704306
>D-Dog can't stand to be around Quiet because he can sense the parasites
I guess that's a little sad.
But isn't a dog's sense to see the good nature in someone greater than something like that? Dogs make lots of exceptions.
>>121704780
DD could also sense that she's a idiot that refuses to write for no reason, refuses sign language, refuses to use Code Talker as a translator, refused Wolbachia, and etc etc.
>>121704618
Yes
>>121704932
She's not the only autistic person around Mother Base
>>121703824
Of course he would have been, the Ocelot Unit loved him even when he was a dumbshit teenager.
>>121697667
So /mgg/ what are you going to do when Fallout 4 comes out? I'm going to make Kiefer and Joosten as the couple and hope to see what kind of abomination the baby will become
>>121698408
Just started watching. That motherfucker ran and jumped at REX, da fuck!
>>121705958
wait a month or two so the games in a playable condition
>>121706083
this desu
>>121705958
I'm going tonot buy or play a shitty Bethesda game.
>>121706083
At least there will be the character editor
>>121706161
Buy Fallout 4
>No D114 non-lethal conversion.
>>121705958
>So /mgg/ what are you going to do when Fallout 4 comes out?
Play Legacy of the Void
>>121706445
>Wu S Pistol lethal conversion
>>121706445
>No tranq Bambetov.
>No integrated suppressors on anything but two pistols.
>Can only put sight boosters on a few rifles.
>Might as well be completely unable to modify rubber bullet guns.
>Actually unable to modify rocker launchers.
>No fire mode changing.
>No hope.
Just got the game.
Going to make motherbase staffed only with white / east asian people. Kill all niggers and shitskins on sight. Name my PMC Anti Black. Fuck kikongo.
>>121706856
>he spoiled himself on every plot-related event in the game
>>121706856
okay
>>121706856
>>121693286
If it is full of kiddies you should be able to mop the floor with them, pleb.
>Remember when we thought we would be able to ride the bike on Motherbase or in Afghanistan blasting 80's dad rock.
All the vehicules in game are pointless, unless you want to go nuclear with tanks.
D-horse will always be the better option as jeeps don't come to you after you whistle.
>>121707262
okay
>>121707342
I know, right ?
>Playing Over The Fence
>Get a suspicion right before grabbing the prisoner up on the hill
>Guard who comes up to investigate radios in that a prisoner is missing
>This means they knew the prisoner had escaped up to that hill already and were doing nothing about it
Bravo, Kojima
>>121707475
did you get the engineer first?
>>121707536
No, I always extract the one on the hill first.
>>121690068
Was it confirmed that Twin Snakes is pretty much a Raiden playthrough of MGS1 via VR?
Everything would make much more sense thinking of it that way.
>>121706849
>>No fire mode changing.
>>121706856
More Kikongo princesses for me then
>>121707786
Nope, completely 100% canon. Do you rike it?
>>121707475
Yeah, I thought that was funny too.
>>121707475
>Doing extract the prisoner side op.
>Reach the camp and start surveying to figure out in which order the dominos need to fall.
>Guy patrolling past the prisoner suddenly freaks out.
>Runs over to the prisoner.
>Squats down on them and calls CP to tell them the prisoner is missing and raise an alert.
>Everyone afterwards wanders around angrily looking for the prisoner lying in the middle of their camp.
I just killed them all. There were a few S ranks but those were all obviously defective.
>>121707904
>gunman
>>121707904
A man with taste.
>>121708059
>Soldiers designed specifically to buff an shitty "skill" that you can disable at the start of the game and never use.
Why not just have a soldier that gives you more Chicken hat usages or one with higher auto aim why don't you.
>>121705958
Make The Bride and cleanse the wastes with my Hattori Hanzo steel
>>121706856
Are you me?Good luck. Racist-ass game makes whites shit and niggers op 90% of the time. You'll still be finding White C-A Troublemakers while you're murdering A-S Athlete nignogs.
>>121690518
they'd fire most of us because the medical platform would be too crowded and would smell like semen and loneliness.
>>121708297
I hate that Afghanistan is darkie free but so awful to raid in free roam. It's so fucking linear and slow to get around in and there's practically no suppressor refils you can find there.
>>121708047
Rank isn't exactly a measure of intelligence.
>>121708286
>The Bride and cleanse the wastes with my Hattori Hanzo steel
What? Who?
>>121689547
Fuck I hated that map....
Just give me U.U., that dank mansion and OKB Zero
>>121708479
>not using the Box for fast travel
>not just having suppressors and shit air dropped in
>>121690518
>How'd you think Venom, Miller and Ocelot would react?
Who the fuck let these civilians on Mother Base.
>Would they hire us?
Why the fuck can't we load them onto boats any faster.
>What kind of skills do we have?
God damn it's nothing but Troublemakers just start throwing them over the railing into the ocean.
>What are we best at?
Hey atleast they sink good enough.
>>121708479
I actually feel the opposite, I love roaming Afghanistan and get bored easily in Africa.
>>121708629
>Not sure if he's being serious
>>121708629
>not knowing Kill Bill
Anon..
this general is dying man
have a sexy bb
>>121709048
okay
Does anyone have a mod to replace the GZ sneaking suit with the MGS3 DLC one? I know nexus won't have one since that'd count as piracy.
>>121709048
I already miss his broken engrish.
>>121709028
snek
>>121709028
Unless they release a DLC or DO SOMETHING then I fear this is our fate
