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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Ancient Thread: >>121715484
first for cute
Reddit get OUT
OUR
GUYS
reminder that Ritsu is Sri Lankan and not Indian so stop making designated jokes
POST YOUR FAVORITE:
OFFLANER
SOLO MID
CARRY
SUPPORT
Who else is ready to see EG lose at majors?
>>121751636
ES
ES
ES
ES
>>121751636
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121751636
tusk
ember
slark
dazzle
>tfw you will never spoon with the Puppan
>>121751636
>Offlane
Clinkz
>Solomid
Invoker
>Carry
Spectre or Medusa
>Support
Ancient Apparition
>>121751636
Dark Seer
Tiny
Tiny
Oracle/ES
>>121751636
undying
shadow fiend
tony
witch doctor
>i play support
>>121751950
ES as in earth spirit :~D
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
What the FUCK is a sortie
4, 6 or 9 decides what I fap to
>>121751636
>Offlaner
Clock
>Solo mid
Lina
>Carry
Luna
>Support
Crystal Maiden
>>121752353
slark and or auroth
FUCK HIM UP
FUCK HIM UP
FUCK HIM UP
>>121752353
me
>>121752353
You know the webm
>>121752353
mason
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA
>>121752464
ok
>>121752494
better luck next time
>>121752464
>>121752494
>16 seconds apart
sweating_man.tiff
Isn't fall major supposed to have the 16 best teams in the world?
>C9
>Peru stack
>Newbee Young as a replacement
Liquid or Empire would have been a better replacement desu
>750Ti
Who /40fps/ here?
>Slardar Immortal is more expensive than the Golden TI5 Immortals, the rare SF Immortal and the Zeus Immortal
DOTARDS????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
>>121752790
No its about promoting the game worldwide ;^)
Where's my zeus arcana and axe immortal?
>>121752790
Fucking retard, they chose the next team in the CN Quals. You want those teams, tell them to play better.
>>121751636
sbpugna
jug
warlock
>>121752893
he is a meta hero, has no other cosmetics thus demand is high
>>121753090
>tournament to find best team in the world
>doesnt have best teams in the world
dotards?
>>121751636
PUGNA
PUGNA
PUGNA
PUGNA
>tfw you pull the best chronosphere ever seen
>tfw you do it three times in a row and the enemies just tilt and don't even bother to def anymore
>>121752893
>what is supply and demand
I don't know why but I hate smash autists
>>121753218
Ask Germoney. They're paranoid as fuck after the refugee crisis.
>>121753228
pugna is not a loli
>>121753426
me too and i paly the game
>>121753148
>>121753360
So why aren't people playing Luna, Gyro, SF or Zeus anymore?
How the fuck did shitty Slardar became META anyway?
>>121753545
>How the fuck did shitty Slardar became META anyway?
go back under the rock you live under idiot
>>121753090
They'd do better in a major than Peruvians or C9 who'll just get stomped by everyone else lad
>>121753545
because slardar is actually a good hero
Johan Sundstein @BigDaddyN0tail 27m27 minutes ago
Successful bootcamp, lots of lans ahead of us but travelling to the biggest one tomorrow!
>its like he's self aware now
>>121753545
Armor reduction w/ vision
post your favourite
INT
STR
AGI
heroes
>>121753767
THAT HAS ALWAYS BEEN HIS ULTIMATE.
IT NEVER FUCKING CHANGED.
WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE.
HOW IS "THIS" SUDDENLY SO GOOD NOW WHEN IT HAS NEVER BEEN BEFORE?
Who is the most consistently meta hero?
SF?
>>121753981
bounty hunter got nerfed
>>121753732
NiP placed higher than both Liquid and Empire in EU quals lad.
>>121753990
SF was never meta prior to TI3
>>121753981
Its always like this.
>>121753990
Naga/Gyro
>>121753990
>Update
Dazzle has been pretty consistent. WR as well.
>>121753990
Wisp.
wait, who taught me how to masturbate?
Post em
>>121753951
>playing non strength heroes
>>121753981
>what are changes to other heroes
so smart animefriend
>>121754204
Not even before DAC I think.
>>121752893
Kek I sold it and got a rubick immortal + some spare change
was gonna give you it but naaah
>>121754283
>battlefury AND maelstrom
I see your team completely won the game for you
>>121753990
The one and onlyAnti Mage
>>121754429
>playing shitty supports
>2016
Fucking kek.
>tfw your zeus player has severe autism
>>121754461
I was just buying random shit after the rapier desu senpai baka
heh heh
post em
What's a Superior highlander genes
>>121754582
>tfw your zeus player gives up 5 minutes in and types like arteezy
I know you're in this thread you faggot
>>121754935
MAYBE STIOPS FFUCKING FDEEDING YOU STUYSDOU FUCKERJH
>>121754813
>Solo MMR: 2856
>Matches: 2855
>>121755467
>>121754813
it's poetic
Why are Priestress of the Moon items suddenly so expensive?
What kind of cabal is this?
>>121755467
>almost 3k games
>not 3k mmr
you should probably main a hero or something tbqh
>>121755357
you didn't have to be so rude to us desu senpai aspie isn't nice :^(
Fwoom-fwoom!
>>121755795
oh sorry friend maybe we can meet up atFUCK YOUJ
>>121755812
>mana cost
In the trash it goes
Have you ever actually gotten one of these in a game before, /d2g/?
How do I play heroes I don't masturbate to? I just don't know how.
Post them boys.
>tfw your support wyvern is actually very helpful in lane
>weebs DESIGNATED guy got blown the fuck out
>C9 will never recover
>honeypots canonically confirmed
>IN THE SAME FUCKING EVENT
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>121751636
timbersaw
windrunner desu
huskar
ogremcgee
>>121756052
Of course, the carry build for six months was phase mom sny skadi
>team first picks alchemist
>gets counterpicked
>builds the shitty meme naga build
>we lose
>all these teams having trouble getting to Germany
this is why all Majors should be held in the US
>>121755812
wtf is that
>>121756049
Stop trying to force this shit meme, you fucking kuso shitstain troglodyte.
>>121756052
good item on Slark and PL
>>121756135
play heroes you think are cool
>>121756049
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121756168
theeban will invite singsing back into c9
you heard it here first
5 Days left until the first relevant Post-TI5 LAN.
>>121756278
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121756135
Start masturbating to all the heroes
>>121756052
One of the best items in the game
>MORE HP
>MORE MANA
>WITH A FREE SLOW????
>>121756135
become a gay furry, your mastubration pool now includes almost every hero
>>121756151
>support cm goes 5 - 1
I mean I'd rather I got the kills but I love these kinds of games
>>121756278
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121753990
Earthshaker
Wisp
Dragon Knight
Sand King
Anti-Mage
Naga
SF
Chen
Rubick
AA
>>121756432
>sing and theeban having candlelight dinners together again
nice
>>121756278
>animeNEET
>"kuso shitstain troglodyte"
>>121756252
It would make more sense, since Valve have political leverage in the US, but not in Germany. Not sure how influential ESL is in Germany.
Is it true this guys a useless fuck in pubs?
guys
>>121756697
Epic fedora, dude.
Like, totally epic for the win.
>>121751636
CENTAUR/HUSKAR
MID = FAGGOT
SVENNY THE MANNY
DISRUPTOR
>>121756829
Yes, but he's a pretty dank ward/gank machine with blink stolen.
>>121756151
I only pick memepicks
>>121753743
hey bro do you want a reply for such a shit tier bait?
no you don't fit in
>>121757203
>ursa
>vlads
RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121757267
Listen the best part.
VLADS
AFTERBKB
>>121757474
Based 2k mmr bro.
>>121756850
JUST
>>121757267
Viable
>>121752143
A
WHOLE
ALCHOHOL
>>121756151
still dont understand why people dont pick spectre more
6 slotted level 1 Anti Mage vs 0 slotted level 25 Anti Mage???!?!
>>121751636
Doom
Silencer
Silencer
Bounty hunter
>>121757713
Not everyone like being a useless piece of shit in the first 10 minutes of the game
>>121757770
what items?
>>121757770
Go try it in demo, stupid
>>121757713
shit carry, has to be babysit for 40 minutes to be effective
>>121751636
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121757713
farming radiance for 25 minutes isn't fun
>>121757770
>6 slotted level 1 Anti Mage
for sure
heart
bf
by themselves is like enough to make up for the lvl difference
>>121757770
>6 hearts AM vs level 25 AM
Easy win mate
>>121757713
literally just harras the first 10 of the game
shit laner
>>121756151
Got carried by the classic damageless medusa and max wex invoker
>>121757913
>he cant farm a radiance sub 20 minutes
step it up onii-senpai
>>121757770
>Lvl1 AM builds 6 butterflies.
Ez.
>>121756049
thank mr skeltal
6 slotted AM vs Accelerator
>>121756052
This is an okay item on everyone.
>>121758030
Not as spectre
>>121758201
Great on Tinker.
>>121758542
what is it like being a shitter?
>>121756570Already am
>>121758198
lotus orb
>>121751636
Clock
Lesh
Morph
Shadow Demon
just collecting youvotes here
>>121758560
Viable. There are way better sure, but it isn't instant lose if you get it.
>>121757770
Antimage actually only gains about 1300 health and 90 agility over the course of leveling to 25, including the 10 levels in stats. Heart bfly abyssal should be enough
>>121751636
Offlane: Zeus
Mid: Templar Assassin
Carry: Phantom Lancer
Support: Rubick or Dazzul
Judge me.
>>121758868
Show me an item combination with 0% winrate.
>>121758923
fag
do you even need a carry these days? would it be better to pick entirely early game teamfight heroes in this meta?
I miss Rose.
>>121756432
NIC ELA AAAAAAAAAAAAAa
>>121757770
6 butterflies = gg ez
>>121756049
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
>>121759183
Damn ...
>wk's ult
>instant free max charge upheaval that lasts a million fucking hours
>takes long enough for you to respawn that dagger comes off damage cooldown
>like one of the best items in the game wasn't good enough for you already, now it makes you literally fucking immortal
In what version did they add the slow to it, and what cancerous faggot do we have to thank for that change?
So, what are we watching?
>>121759896
WTF 3 MERLINIS PogChamp
>>121756052
No because I buy deso sny on every carry
>>121756168
I sincerely hope the entire NA region just fucking crashes and burns and we get some non dipshit people in teams.
It's fucking depressing that our scene is more cringeworthy than even Peru.
>>121756049
ogre magi
earthshaker
faceless void
>>121753990
Probably Naga and Rubick. I can't think of a time since like the first TI when they weren't in where you didn't see those two on a regular basis.
why is there tons of top tier gay dota porn but barely any good straight dota porn?
>>121760412
Because this game is fucking gay.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY.....
DED THRED
DED GAEM
>page 6
>>121760482
who will be the elite caliber doto 2 womanizer
Alright, I'm fucking done here.
Time to watch some Anime.
Later, dudesters.
>>121761305
dont return
why is it always the same pics over and over and over thread after thread the pictures posted here never change jesus christ
>>121761493
kys senpai
here we go senpai with merlini senpai
reviving this dead thread temporarily
>>121761702
you better support you talentless fraud
why do people think RTZ is good?
>>121760565
It's not gay if it's someone you love
What if Rubick stole the last 2 spells invoker cast? It fills his 2 slots
>>121762160
he's the best player in the world at one point dumbass
How come BTS can run a good smash event but can't run a good dota event?
>>121762272
What if Rubick stole the last 2 spells enemy cast? It fills his 2 slots
>>121762272
Then his ult would steal two spells instead of one. Are you retarded?
Sing @Sing2X 16m16 minutes ago
2 4 h o u r s u n t i l f al l o u t 4
>fallout 4 strim soon
Nice la
>>121762489
shut the fuck up dumb shit, it's so he can do combos against invoker more easily like the lore.
guys newshitter here
why CM's base movespeed is 280?
she's so fucking slow
Is it because her stun has a small cooldown so she would way too much of a good ganker with if she had a better base movespeed?
Why doesn't icefrog just increase the stun cooldown and increase her movespeed?
did you guys see my AA blast ;3
>>121762796
Because that the way Dota works.
Heroes need Strengths and Weaknesses. And then we crank that up to 11.
If you do it the other way you end up with every hero feeling and playing the same (see: LoL).
>>121762796
because it's already stupidly easy to smoke gank level 2 mid as the second wave of creeps are meeting
>>121762796
>Why doesn't icefrog just increase the stun cooldown and increase her movespeed?
because this isn't KeK and heroes have big weaknesses and big strengths
should I just kill myself?
even the drow game was miserable, somehow win with bots on our team
based shoutouts in merlini comfy stream
Based AA our guy carrying these shitters
>>121763017
>unranked
when you lose 200 mmr in a day, call me
>>121762947
congrats support kek
>>121763247
I'm fragile
>>121757770
Anti Mage has shit stat growth. He relies entirely on his mobility and Mana Burn to farm early and safely, and relies entirely on getting six slotted asap to win fights using his high mobility and Mana Break.
Someone like Faceless Void is a lot more level dependent than item dependent as far as carries go, although all carries without items are shit so it's a minute difference at best.
I can't for the life of me find that retarded league video of the guy using flash to avoid a level one gank and the crowd goes wild / the casters act super-impressed. Anyone got it?
>>121763017
just go full meme like me and try to reach 1MMR by leaving ranked matches at the very beginning so you don't fuck up your team and end up on low priority
I'm not even joking
I'm almost at 1MMR (started out at 3.2k)
(4792 on my smurf where I take the game seriously)
I keep challeging shitters on my main account to a 1v1 and they get so fucking mad that they lost to a under 500 mmr player
:))))
how is merloobi so bad as rexxar
mag usually has necro 3 and 1k gold at this time and he's fucking offlaning ffs
>>121763456
https://youtu.be/55KbnobmfhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jNhm7b_2jLQ&list=LLFh1bysMTRCIDrSQGaSLXZw&index=85
dota confirmed for shit game
>>121763017
Sometimes you just get those days, play until you win once +25, go to bed and start tomorrow from a win, helps me in my slumps.
Our Girl Is Best !! ~
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
>beesa post
why dig up old shit from 2 years ago? seems really petty and irrelevant.
>>121763729
she's 5.2k now
Toilets
>>121756168
Honeypots confirmed? Context?
>>121763729
>last match 23.10
>same fucking pic every time
can you get a new screenshot or something?
>>121763729
I hope she keeps playing, after watching her Ember game I knew she could be in a team in a year - this person has played the game for only 3 years total and is 5k.
>>121763963
memes
Sheever's got back
>>121756239
>first pick alch
>die 7 times before 12 minutes
>get radiance at 14 minutes
>splitpush
>win game
Why is there so much faggots in here addicted to 2d trash?
>>121764015
she's good enough to be 6k mmr if she grinds solo mm but i doubt she's good enough to be on a team.
>>121763729
holy shit she's so fucking bad
http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1899496194
totally not boosted acc :)
>>121763617
>not even a you back
G-g-got you f-f-family... -_-
>>121764313
It's just one guy
that guy is james himself
>>121764353
?
she's won every solo game she's played on stream lol
>>121761702
>>121762947
tell your doom to eat a satyr for free purge
channeling for you senpai
>>121764509
I can 1v1 her with fucking sniper vs SF/Storm/anyfuckingthing
>miss first blood because carry goes passive/stats first
>safelane carry misses 9/10 last hits with no contest and quelling blade
>blames support
Explain this dotards
>>121764867
what kind of shitter misses last hits like that?
>>121764665
what's ur mmr
>>121764867
Why are you watching him trying to kill creeps instead of playing your game faggot?
>>121764509
she only plays ez carry picks
If you aren't high skilled with micro management then you're automatically shit at this game
>unplayed heroes:
meepo
invoker
lmao she didn't even play all heroes in the game and meepo is one of them
I bet she can't micro for shit
merlini confirmed autistic
>>121765104
>play all random
>get meepo for the first time i've ever played him in 2000 games
>enemy team gets lich, zeus, windrunner, tide
god damnit that game sucked
>>121764867
>safelane carry keeps auto attacking creeps and pushing the lane
>complains when an overleved clockwerk kills him
supporting 2k is suffering
LOL
>>121765175
>wanting to hang out with smashfags
>>121765250
>4k players thinking they're good
BAKA
>>121765376
322
LMAO ROFL
>>121764867
>support auto attacks the wave
>lose
>gg noob carry
>>121765439
wanna play on us east or west?
I'm picking puck
>>121765376
xD ayy
>>121764826
>jugg 1 point bladefury and starts doing stats
>gets 2/4 last hits
Last time I play support, just gonna pick my arcana PA and jungle in showcase every game
>>121764867
>deny creep for carry
>he's a Necro
>"wtf stop deny my regen noob"
>mfw the creep I deny is dying at the same time as the creep he's last hitting
wtf...
>>121764826
Lad, I played with an AM that wouldn't get his ulti, even when the enemy WR was standing there with half HP 30% mana lasthitting creeps.
>>121765790
he might still last hit it with heartstopper aura, or he might decide to heal it so he can deny it.
don't fuck with creeps on necro's lane. please. -necro player
I haven''t won a game where I did this bad in a long time
LITERALLY HOW DO YOU WIN AGAINST THIS
>MID OD
>SAFE SF
>JUNGLE/SUPPORT WK
>OFF ALCH
>OFF/SUPORT PUDGE
WHAT DO YOU PICK HOW DO YOU BEAT THEM AT 4.5K MMR GAME ?
Ya fucking blew it AA
>>121764867
>be a good support
>deny, harass, keep wards up
>leave lane to pull
>carry overextends and dies
why dotards
>>121766164
losing against non mid Alch
shaking my head to be fucking honest family
>have a good start for once
>other team abandons
>>121766010
chill out spaz
>>121765678
its great when your juggernaught skips his lvl 1 free 500 damage skill for 40 more hp and 2 damage
>>121764665
http://www.twitch tv/ephey
she's streaming right now
i recommend u challenge her XD
maybe if u win she'llcry
AA you did great, your team was truly booga, don't worry
>>121766197
i tried my best
>>121766164
enigger.
i am so fucking bored right now, my graphics card is dying and it's fucking 03:45
what
do
i
do
>>121766376
It's the same ID I posted here rite?
I don't have a twitch acc guys
does it take long to make one?
>>121766506
yes
takes like 2 seconds to make a twitch account
>>121766474
go to sleep family
>>121764867
>playing CM because i like helping
>need 2 last hits for boots
>carry wont let me have them
>he dives the tower and dies
>loses the gold i could have bought boots with
>>121766621
i only woke up a few hours ago
Can d2g guess this hero?
>>121766474
my 1.5tb hard drive died taking with it most of my movies/shows, but more importantly all my anime, documentaries, and old videos i had saved from like, 90s internet
:(
>>121766780
I can guess where i am going to put that fucking radiance, one of the cavities in your fucking disgusting body
Top 10 D2G players?
>>121766836
how the fuck can a hard drive die ?
ive been using it for literally 8 years and its fine
>inb4 i use laptop
>>121766972
me ;)
>>121766979
mechanical parts can break after extended use. It's pretty normal.
What will happen to C9 now that they still in the major?
>>121751636
Doom
Storm Spirit
Anti-Mage
Disruptor/Lion
>>121766979
>how the fuck can a hard drive die ?
its a fucking, extremely, extremely sensitive/volatile arrangement of microscopic magnetic and electronic components, with tens of moving parts?
you realize hard drives die more than any other computer hardware right?
>5 days until major starts
>>121767240
>ritsu gets caught up in drama, will probaby be kicked from the team
>our guy leaves his team goes somewhat unnoticed
this is scripted.
>>121767392
Too long of a wait. I'm dying for some tier 1 esport shitposting.
>>121767449
Scarecrow?
>tfw you're good at heroes you hate and bad at heroes you like
FUCKING 80% WINRATE WITH THAT SHITMASTER PUDGE BUT I CAN'T STYLE ON SCRUBS WITH TIMBERSAW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121766010
>Use 120 mana to gain 12 mana
>>121767449
I think Beesa cleared his name to reddit retards today, which means he is +-0 now and ready for the respects.
>>121766836
>he doesn't have a 512gb, 2gb read / 1.5gb write m.2 ssd for performance
>he doesn't have a 2TB, 500mb read / write SATA 3 ssd for storage
it's 2015, what's your excuse?
>>121767762
>Healed yourself
>healed your support
>damaged another nearby enemy perhaps
perfectly viable to do happens all the time
>>121767747
>tfw 100 percent winrate on silencer
It's not like I play him by choice I just don't have any decent hats for him. But if he's a good pick on CM I ain't letting retards fuck up his ult or misskill him.
Why don't Kaipi and MFF combines
>>121766164
Mid zeus
Safe Ogre
Safe Veno
Offlane silencer
Offlane undying
i AM IN TEARS!! this is my fucking qop
>comewithme gets kicked from every team he plays on
how do tier 2 teams always kick their best player
eg. fluff kicking 747
pajkatt kicking swiftending
etc
>>121767762
While simultaneously preventing opponent from last hitting your creeps as he likes, healing yourself and damaging opponent if he is a melee hero. If they want to stay longer to get the last hit, they are also exposed to heartstopper and they might even not get the CS.
Not him but I've raised 250 mmr with offlane Necro in 2 weeks in 4k.
>>121768271
cwm is truly the best player that no one appreciates
>>121768271
>juice was their best player
>not bamboe
>>121767990
>paying this much money just to play video games
are dotards always shill this much?
>>121768265
viable reported
>>121757695
A
WHOLE
TRIGGERED
NEET
>Alliance is good again
>with the same players minus EGM
HOW IS OCTAMEME CORE BALANCED ON NEGROLYTE ?
PRESS D
>MEK YOURSELF
>MEK ALL OF YOUR ALLIES
>DRAGON SLAVE THE ENTIRE ENEMY SQUAD
>MEK YOURSELF WITH OCTAMEME LIFESTEAL
ON A 5 SECOND (FIVE) SECONDS COOLDOWN WAKE ME UP INSIDE SENPAI I CANT WAKE UP
>>121768928
2 MEKS ROFL TWO MEKS AT LVL 4 EVERY 5 SECONDS MEKING AND MEKING _again_
MEK ONCE, GET 1 MEK FOR FREE XDD
T. ICEFAG
>>121768265
>1366x768
>58 fps
I am in tears
>>121768265
Is that a dagon or midas recipe?
>>121767449
>Alder Beano
>>121769227
>Aldo Beaner
>>121769208
maelstrom
>>121769227
>>121769326
Thats a funny name desu senpai
Nobody will remember anything except DAC and Valve sponsored events by this time next year
>>121769396
agreed
4 tourney is too much bc the game is dead
Good fucking lord kill yourself if you pick Sniper as hard carry
>>121769396
>remembering anything but the last Lan
lol
QUICK
POST THE MEME
>>121764867
>play support
>carry is missing last hits 20 times in a row
>start taking their farm because we're going to lose anyway and probably have a better chance of winning if I get 15/20 cs than his 1/20 cs
>he abuses you and tells you to fuck off stop taking his farm
>>121769641
>this is considered a 9/10 in America
>>121769670
I hate this forced memebut I laughed
This ended my winstreak. If only my team didn't include two players with below 600 mmr in a 1700 mmr game.
Like what kind of subhuman skills stats as qop?
Who the hell builds perseverence and mana boots on WR?
These people had at least 200 games of dota I just can't even.
>he doesn't classify himself as a dota nerd
>>121767449
>our guy leaves his team goes somewhat unnoticed
I got you senpai
>>121769564
who's this cum plum?
send help
i cant stop playing kunkka
>>121769752
>I don't like something so it's forced
anon i posted it like twice initially and came back to several dozen instances of it
>>121769564
>carry is bad
>missing last hits
>i can easily get them
>don't want to break his confidence
>just watch the sweet sweet +47s slip away
>>121769907
icefrog please go
>>121757838
>>121757897
>>121757913
>>121757959
Noob shitstains detected
What happens in 18 hours?
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>121770001
He's breaking his own confidence by missing
Convince him to jungle while you lane
>>121770281
Alder Beano portrait.
>>121751636
Clockwerk
Ember Spirit
Spectre
Rubick
>>121770281
He reveals he faked his death
When is Dota 3 coming out?
>>121751636
Phoenix
Alchemist
Sven
I don't play support cause i'm not a kek
>>121770852
At the current rate of 1 hero a year it would take 105 years desu
>when you expect your team to be useful or competent in any way
idea on how to fix ursa
>Earthshock now creates a 500 radius arena
>The arena elevates the radius to highground
>still slows and damages at 385 radius
thoughts?
>>121771209
Nice jarvan rip off
>>121769054
>dota
>balance
Dota isn't about balance. Dota is about abusing your overpowered bullshit to stop the enemy team's overpowered bullshit.
6 second stuns.
Free attack speed for hitting someone.
1k pure damage attacks on a 50 second cooldown.
Stop time for 5 seconds and gain shittons of attack speed every 60 seconds.
You can't use items or abilities for 17 seconds or until you die if I have Aghs.
7+ seconds of hard cc + nuke
Heals that hurt
Damage immunity
Healing from damage
Can't die for 5 seconds
Invulnerability ticks
Massive AoE sleep of bye I'm teleporting
Double damage ability
TRIPLE DAMAGE AOE ABILITY
If you kill me I'll only use my ult again
PERMANENT INVISBILITY
FREE BLINKS
LOOKS LIKE YOU USED ALL YOUR MANA IT SURE WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEONE HAD A 1000 AOE NUKE BASED OFF MISSING MANA
34% slows just by walking next to people AND YOU CAN'T BLOCK IT WITH SPELL IMMUNITY, GET AN ORB OF VENOM FOR 50% MOVESPEED SLOWS AT NO MANA COST
Dota is fun because everything is so broken. One good play can turn the tide of a game while one throw can make you lose, because unless the power gap is extreme, your overpowered bullshit can always kill them before they can be overpowered too.
>>121771128
sounds like an LeL ripoff
>>121771247
I just google'd that and they seem pretty different
are you by any chance a fucking retard?
>>121771128
post the chickens again senpai
>>121771209
so earth shock gives ursa like 25% evasion for 4 seconds or whatever?
why?
weaver is useless because they couldn't find out how to stop his bugs infinitely proccing. the game never checked for duplicates of a geminate attack proc if it was launched from mid-attack (geminate comes off cooldown) while the first attack projectile is flying towards its target), and this would trigger until weaver eventually got too close to his target.
rather than fixing this bug, they removed weavers ability to activate geminate attack while his attack projectiles are flying.
this kills the hero.
>>121771209
His only ability that doesn't scale to late game and isn't that impressive is Earth Shock, making it scale would do a lot.
+1%/+2%/+3%/+4% ms for 5 seconds per cast.
>>121771540
The 1.9 BAT and the shittiness of the scaling on bugs fucked weaver more than geminate changes did.
>>121771504
so he doesn't fall off late
>be low priority
>teammate gets bristleback against enemy PL and shit
>alright, ez win!
>skills bristleback at level 1 and dies at the rune, i almost solo kill 3 enemy team members with sven, literally 2 quill sprays and we would've triple killed them at level 1
>"this sven lets me die"
>>121771586
woah qt ;:3did you eat them
>>121771586
how do I pick up mad chicks like you do senpai?
>>121771694
no, they're for eggs
>>121771657
He should fall off, the whole point is his ridiculous damage from like, level 4
>>121771586
top cluck
>>121771586
>chickens
Do they even remember who you are?
>>121771640
his 2nd attack proc cancels out the 1.9 BAT.
the hero just can't do his laning tricks anymore, and he can't dive towers with his ulti because his geminate not triggering mid-air removes 100 damage from his fighting ability
>>121771586
Typical skywrath player
>>121771732
Russian?
>>121771856
they fixed that again iirc. they fixed the infinite proccing bug and gave back his old geminate behavior as well.
weaver is perfectly viable, go aquila bracer deso
>>121771951
australian
>>121771586
h-how come your chickens aren't flapping and making commotion and shitting on your mousepad?
>>121772005
>aussies
>chicken
nice meme
you eat kangaroos
>>121771778
Not to mention he hardly "falls off." At any stage of the game he's extremely deadly. All he ever needs to build is health and armor. Attack speed, damage, and slows are all provided for him via his skills. Blink, Skadi, BkB, MkB if the enemy team has evasion and he can kill anyone with ease except Doom with Aghs and Doom ready.
>>121771986
Blink+dagon+time lapse?
>>121772087
nah kangaroo meat is really tough
>>121772087
but kangaroos are for eggs
>>121772258
Depends if you like winning really
>>121772267
>>121772316
>ausbackwardia
>>121771586
I heard chickens are either loud obnoxious squaking shit machines or rather docile and nowhere in betweem
One man can dream.
>>121772162
he falls off late because assuming everyone on your team isn't retarded they'll save their cc repositioning and a dispel for him
>>121772505
you heard correct, black and red are quiet, white is loud as fuck
>>121772683
what is this fagshit
>>121751636
>Offlane
Dark Seer
>Solo Mid
Templar Assassin
>Carry
Sven
>Support
Rubick
>earth spirit is good
my favorite meme on /d2g/. literally the most useless hero, any time I see an ES on the enemy team I grin and hit my prediction button because I'm not a retarded 2k shitter and i actually know how to dumpster him
Arteezy tries way too hard to be a meme
>>121772965
>says he can counter ES
>doesn't say how he can counter ES
>>121772965
Ye man all these streamers were totally taking the piss pretending that they hate the hero and all hehehe
>tfw shitter so you dont have to play against es
>>121771986
they didn't fix it lol, geminates still borked.
>>121773109
git gud shitter i'm not here to spoonfeed you
>>121773142
>streamc*cks
>not shit
pick one. if they had any idea how to play dota they'd be winning tournaments not streaming
3 decides what behind the scenes chat logs i leak.
>>121773286
But that's the thing with dota 2 streams, only pros and ex pros are popular
>/d2g/ says watching anime is the key to getting good
>download the entirety of Evangelion and the movie
>watch it in three days
>lose 4 games in a row
>4 days since last CLQ video
>fluffiest bunny last stream on october 26th
help...me..anons...i...i.....need.......m-memes.........
>>121773321
If I get a 3, you must also smell my balls.
>>121773321
Ritsu and his boyfriend's Whatsapp.
>>121772965
Hello everybody, I have a message to icefrog/volvo DELETE FUCKING EARTH SPIRIT FROM THIS GAME, EVERYTIME WHEN HE PULLS OFF A HERO THAT SHOULD DIE OR STUN ALL MY TEAM FOR 2.25 SECONDS WITH a 2000 RANGE SPELL I WANT TO CLOSE AND DELETE THIS GAME. END. and also I might answer some questions here, feel free to ask
>Was out doing good things with my life for about 6 months
>Come home finally and get back on Doter
>Missed the last TI and the billion immortals, compendium shit and neat sets that aren't marketable at all
Valve why, I'll give you the money, why won't you take it.
>>121772683
What does Fubuki have to do with Windrunner?
>>121773608
fucking loled
There's no escaping these god damn shit peruvians.
holy shit alch is so fun
>>121773608
It all comes tumbling down lmao
>>121773678
WE'RE LOSING HIM
INJECTING 350KB OF MEMES
COME ON YOU BASTARD DONT YOU DIE ON ME NOW
>>121754813
>Abandoning as Drow
>abandoning as Wraith King
>other team 5 manning and sieging your t2s
>windrunner finishes building midas
these people don't understand the word 'situational'
>>121774072
>>121774250
At least it was good
but I'm physically and mentally exhausted like I can't even get out of bed
Grinding mmr with Omniknight is like playing on easy mode holy shit
Hey guys, Kripp is streaming.
>>121774390
>Playing OP FOTM heroes
>Being an omni picker
I hate you
>>121774390
>Supporting shitters who can't team fight
idk what you're saying, but ok.
>>121774425
it's true
>>121774483
>No attack speed
>Abyssal
>Manta, radiance Octomeme at 6 slots
okie dokie
>>121772715
>Black chickens are quiet
>White chickesn are loud
I wonder how /pol/ feels about this
Hey guys I forgot the name of one of the heroes. Which one is this?
I definitely remember that it was a ranged AGI carry if that helps.
Their first skills is a magic damage nuke.
Their next skill increases just their own damage dealt through right clicks.
Their third skill increases the right click damage of everyone in an aoe.
And finally their ultimate is a huge amount of aoe magic damage that scales based off of one their basic skills.
Does anybody know the hero that I'm talking about?
what hero triggers you the most d2g?
Shakira
>>121774594
If they really would give a shit about such a thing they're way worse than i thought
>>121774580
okay ;)
>>121774610
luna
what is this new meme?
>>121774610
ancient apparation isn't an agility hero
>>121774465
>not going solo offlane with an oov and beating the devil out of the enemy carry
baka anon
>>121773608
alright senpai, now go right into Serial Experiments Lain, Welcome to the NHK and Texhnolyze
FUCK
I JUST WATCHED THOSE SLACKS ESL INTERVIEWS AND I KINDA LIKED SOME OF THEM
FUUUCKKKK NOOO I DONT WANNA BE REDDIT REEEEEE
>>121774610
sounds like shadow fiend
>>121773608
you have to watch manly anime, like jojo or something
wake me up
>>121774861
Hello reddit
>>121773608
Reminder.
>>121773608
there's a reason why EE gave Evangelion a 1/10
>>121774861
>REEEEE
It's already too late desu
>>121774932
wake up Aniki
>>121774895
>jojo
You need to be 18+ to post here
>>121774861
Slacks is the Tobi of interviewing
>>121774968
>>121774963
based EE btfoing /a/cuks
>>121774968
he also gave cowboy bebop a 6 because he's a dumb pleb
socially acceptable anime is the greatest
eva
bebop
FLCL
akira
TTGL
lupin III
hajime no ippo
normie and proud
>>121774963
MY GUY
>>121774963
>implying rating 1 in MAL is not a meme
>>121775145
He's right about that though, cowboy bebop is overrated horseshit
cow boy beep boop is a shitty cartoon
>>121775145
>eva
>socially accepted
wew lads
>>121775145
>>121775248
I honestly find a 6 way more offensive than a 1
1 means it impacted you strongly and evoked emotion in you, positive or negative
6 just means you didn't like it, like FUCK you
>>121774963
>using mal
not our guy
>>121775265
kill yourself
>>121774963
>my autism list
lol
>>121775338
An objective score of 6 is pretty accurate for cowboy bebop though
People only think it's the best shit ever when they're nostalgic or have absolutely no reference level
Reminder that Kripp is streaming, guys.
>>121775332
Eva is LITERALLY socially acceptable.
>>121775248
>>121775265
Can you guys promptly remove yourselves from this site
>>121774269
is this where he loses euls?
>>121775475
who?
>>121775332
Evangelion was literally the first socially acceptable anime, know your history senpai
>>121775516
Excellent argument, shit eater
>>121775474
or people like it because it's extremely stylish and fun
>>121775558
that's doraemon
>>121775625
That doesn't mean it's objectively good or better than similar shows of the same medium
Same thing for jojo, just generic shit liked by normies who don't have a power level to recognize it as mediocre
>>121775656
BabyRage he doesnt know my meme streamer :(((((((((
>>121775760
>who don't have a power level
name an anime that does what cowboy bebop does but better
>>121775824
Outlaw Star
>wake up
>d2g is now an anime central
>>121775869
fails immediately by being visually hideous
>>121775824
Does what?
LotGH for a broad answer
>>121774705
lc, alch, wr
<waje ykp
<lpse 2i0 mme
>tfw no helicopter hero
>>121775824
You mean have obnoxious native american songs play for extended period of times?
how old is beesa again?
and whats his degree
>>121775760
>objectively good
>jojo is liked by normies
>>121776106
>Who's corki
>>121776230
but jojo is liked by normies
you're a bit out of the loop
>>121776230
Jojo is some of the most normie/reddit shit of recent times
>>121775961
>logh
that was actually one of the most boring series i've ever watched. it was WORSE than the original gundam. literally couldn't bring myself to watch more than 6 episodes, it was like general hospital in space.
>>121776230
>jojo is liked by normies
yes you retard
>>121775035
jojo is dank, and i have the best anime taste on d2g. jojo is just a story that you can't not love unless you're some kind of gay.
>everyone crying about no girls at the major and im over here like
umm, no POC? pretty sure race is more important than gender but whatevs
>>121776331
Did you remember to take your ritalin?
>>121774963
>anime list
>scores
so theres some site where you list and rate every anime youve watched?
wow its almost like people who love anime are prone to autism, that's so weird
>>121776458
baka desu senpai
>>121776425
>dank
Thanks for proving my point
>>121775475
Thank god, i can finally switch from watching dead game to other dead game
>>121776554
singapore hookers are bad yo
>>121776523
There are websites for listing and rating many different kinds of media, anon
>>121776458
What's POC?
>>121776716
People of color. It's the PC way to say blacks now, but PoC does not include sians.
>>121776716
people of color..
>>121776279
>>121776302
But I'm a normie and not one fellow anime watcher I've met since like 2009 has even heard of jojo, the most extreme outlier in memory was this chick who liked Kenichi
>>121776425
>dank
based /v/edditor ousting himself
>>121773608
You have to watch shounen. It's always been shounen, no one ever told you to watch faggy shit like NGE
I've been gone for a while
What's the ritsu drama about?
>>121776674
i should go on there, because i have autism
>>121776810
yeah i use reddit too i don't think that has anything to do with saying thing sare dank though, i got that from people inside dota 2, it's stupid lol i should really only use it to say DANK WEEDS LOL WEED DOOD
>>121776858
Reddit over-reacting. If history's any guide then ritsu will be on a team with Puppey and enjoying successive lan victories in a little over half a year.
>>121776858
members of various irrelevant tier 2 and 3 NA teams were colluding against another irrelevant tier 2 NA team (DC) by sharing results of scrims because they're jelly that DC are salaried.
Ritsu and to a lesser degree mason came out looking like the major organizers. patsoul too had his finger in the pie
>>121776978
Right but over-reacting about what? Did he pull a w33fresh or something?
>>121776978
dont think so
he made a lot of enemies in the scene this time
w33 was just being retard, the pros didnt give a shit
Aren't there any Jojo references in Dota 2?
>>121777071
most people from nadota don't give a shit either, other than digital creampies
>>121777031
Oh ok thank you
![void_brando_by_h0lyh4nd-d5ihc95[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3ZFeVq3.jpg "void brando by h0lyh4nd-d5ihc95[1]")
>>121777106
Of coursh
>>121776978
>comparing w33ha to ritsu
Kill yourself lmao
>Guardian Greaves removed from the game
>windrun and focus fire are dispellable
>fissure no longer stuns
>snowball max stationary roll duration reduced by 2 seconds
>glimmercape cast range to 300
THERE, DOTA FIXED.
>>121777137
you're a fucking retard and should kill yourself. everyone on NAdota says ritsu's career as a pro is over. he's had a long history of being a weird intolerable fuckup and this is the straw that broke the camel jockey's back
nobody would want to scrim any team that he's on now. no scrims means your team gets no practice whatsoever going into tourneys. meaning if you have ritsu on your team you're fucked.
he's done. he's fucking blackballed for good
>>121777294
no you stupid fuck
yes
no you stupid fuck
Only a small part of the tusk issue
That or it needs a recipe to up the cost
it's pretty funny that people are making a big deal out of ritsu/oxen doing stuff literally years ago
the anti-DC group was more funny than anything else
>>121777404
? lol?
ive seen a bunch of NA pros that were literally "who cares" on their streams
>>121777294
Make fissure only stun if you have aftershock, and only for the amount your current level of aftershock gives
There, it's perfect
>>121777404
Newfucks don't realize that this is NADota once again trying to seem important with circlejerking scandals that everyone in NADota has to "give their blog/opinion on". No one will fucking remember a fucking thing about this 2 weeks from now.
This is what NADota has always done. Pumped more time and energy into manufactured drama instead of actually playing the fucking game.
>>121777404
blah blah blah
as iif notes on every scrim dont get shared around. come on. don't be gullible kids.
>>121777683
it's not like anyone was even drafting anything different
>>121777404
this is only a big deal because everyone involved is a massive fag
literally who cares
>>121771843
underrated
I tried my best to win the Maelk award boys
This game has nothing interesting except drama every months
Fucking dogshit game
>>121778325
>48 minutes in and only 6-7 k networth
Yep, thats maelk alright
It's like the enemy team knows youre the only rational being of the match and always focus you hard
If you could be an 7500-8000 MMR caliber player, but in return EVERYBODY on /d2g/ except you died an excruciating death, would you take the deal?
>>121779263
>deal with no downside
youre doing this wrong
>>121779263
EE is 7k though
>>121779263
I don't get it, where's the downside?
>>121779263
I don't understand, what's the downside? That I have to play as an 8k mmr player against 4k mmr players because match making makes no sense?
>>121779263
sure, but what's the downside?
>>121771853
not him but i own chickens that we killed recently for eating.
anyway, they do remember who you are if they see/realize you are the one that feeds them and the ones we had were pretty docile too, and werent loud as fuck either.
>>121779263
you don't get it anon
the only difference between being a 5k player and an 8k player is that your allies will have 750 less mmr each
>>121779327
>>121779369
>>121779370
>>121779376
>literally the same meme joke
this is why there is no downside.
>>121779413
I don't raise chickens but my mom buys chickens live and kills and feathers them at home herself, I feel kind of bad watching her do that
>>121779327
>>121779369
>>121779370
>>121779376
baka senpai
sortie downside honeypot
>>121779263
Not really,
the only people i'd brag to about being 7-8k mmr would be d2g
Also if I was 7k+ i'd just be playing with 4ks again
So basically nothing would change except everyone here would be dead
>>121779479
>my mom buys chickens live and kills and feathers them at home herself
DESIGNATED
>>121779479
retirate peruvian
How do we fix NA Dota senpaitachi?
Hey guys Dota2 noob here.
I am pretty retarded and need help learning Tiny avalanche toss combo.
So I do 300 for Both avalanche and toss and my goal is to do an extra 300 with a second account of avalance totaling 900dmg (max lvls without sceptar).
Is this correct?
>>121779748
NA Dota and SA Dota are united under the name "American Dota"
How would the community's reaction change if ritsu was a tall, handsome, white, American male?
>>121779748
You can't. As long as they keep trying to make teams out of dipshit kids NA Dota will never be relevant. Ever.
I bet you could make a longer lasting team that played more consistent out of 4.5-5ks that weren't dipshits than any of the inhouse/high MMR braindead pub stars.
>tfw sumail is now stuck on a tier 2 team
>tfw arteezy will never get a good team
>>121779898
if he was tall, handsome, white, and american, and he wouldn't watch anime or stalk people or buy dota accounts
Why is EG considering a NA team when they never scrim with any NA teams?
![2881%20-%20art%20caption%20kunkka%20reaction%20reference[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/lDOLQBS.png "2881%20-%20art%20caption%20kunkka%20reaction%20reference[1]")
>>121751636
Kunkka
Kunkka
Kunkka
Kunkka
>>121780295
?
C9 is their main scrim partner
>>121779714
>>121779569
I'm a chink who lives in NYC. My mom is just ultra traditional
>>121780485
Why do all you chins like anime?
>>121779748
NA Dota will always be shit, there's no fixing it
>w33ha gets thousands of viewers
>universe/ppd, objectively superior players, are lucky to get 1k
Why?
Alright, I've got a better dilemma.
If given the choice, would you become a 7-8k player, but in exchange you also become pic related?
>>121781217
PPD is kinda boring and Universe listens to shitty Disney music
>>121779860
nvm guys figured it out just replying with a solution for those interested: https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/p6eej/tip_how_to_practice_using_avalanche_toss_properly/
>>121781248
I'm already a skinny envy, might as well get something for it.
>>121781248
Envy is kawaii as fuck m8
should i spend some $ to get the tribute upgrade infuser for the lina set
>>121781248
do I get EE's prize money?
>>121769817
My team played BSJ on Saturday and we got raped both games. I don't even think he died in either one. 6.5k mmr vs. 4k average
>>121781283
Just read the wiki you quad nigger
hello i am a 3k shitter and i need someone to confirm or deny my suspicions
is alch +4 strong teamfight heroes the strongest draft in uncoordinated pubs? 4 apply high pressure to towers and can win fights on their own and alch can pressure a different lane and get big fast.
>>121781248
First thing il do is cut my hair
>>121781710
Man in 3k alch + who gives a shit, is a free win
>>121781217
>not watching alpha mid player
>>121781217
ppd hardly streams anymore
how do i warlock?
what hero will get me out of 3k in no time?
>>121782497
max upheaval
aggressive tri
where the live games @
>>121782554
Lesrac
>>121782554
Semi-carry mids
>>121782554
git gud instead of abusing op fotm champs
>>121782928
how bout you succ me instead
shm desu senpai
>RITSU
RITSU
>りつ
>>121783169
Looks like an oxen
>Tune into Weeha's stream
>tfw this fucking 'music'
stream = closed
>>121754691
Don't you GET IT!?! Maelstrom isn't NECESSARY if you bought BATTLEFURY. UGH. Why not get MOONSHARD?? Tell me, how much damaege does, oh, let's see, MJOLLNIR do? Oh, right, TWENTY FOUR. For 5800 GOLD. Ugh. How can people even BUILD that item when the procs OVERRIDE YOUR LIFESTEAL. Unbelieveable. I can't believe it.
That's all.
>>121783169
>me irl
Why do people say Ritsu is ugly? I think he looks average.
>>121783516
>skin color literally DESIGNATED
>this is average in india
>>121783169
>mason is fat and balding
>ritsu has that face
No wonder they act like assholes all day. They're just venting their insecurities, I would too if I was this much of a misshapen cripple.
>>121756634
>dk
>sk
>aa
>>121783598
Sure his skin is brown but his facial features are pretty average.
WAKE ME UP AND SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING
>>121783516
he's a 3/10
>>121783464
the shit all over their country literally mutates them
bulba thoug
>>121783464
I want to punch his face in
>>121783689
You picked a dog shit hero and lost, what's there to explain?
>>121783689
>octarine before hex
Am I supposed to sympathize with you?
POO
>>121779860
>>121781283
I dunno, fuck off back to reddit
>why should I waste my gold on a wraith bands when I can get my core item faster without them
>>121783930
>wraith bands
>bands
>s
back to 3k
>>121783930
>why do I avatar fag when I could be a cool kid by posting cats
I dunno, kill urself
>>121783973
>he doesn't go double wraith band on drow or triple wraith band on weaver
kill urself
>>121784009
Do you even know what is avatarfagging
>>121783930
because you need a filler item that makes you semi-tanky to withstand laning stage + skirmishes until you farm your core items
If Ritsu wins TI6, will he be the first guy to take a shit on the podium?
He has to honor his people
>play 2 ranked games
>1st gets 4 melee carries who just rices all game
>2nd gets a good team who communicate and win fights
F
O
R
C
E
D
50
Watching replays of some random pubs from Puppey's smurf. How the fuck does he manage to win like 90% of the games even when his team is feeding mad hard?
>>121784096
i agree
>>121784204
He's really good at the game. You almost might call him a professional.
>>121784204
he play carry
>>121783930
>why should I waste my gold on a tango
>why should I waste my gold on a bottle
>why should I waste my gold on wards
>why should I waste my gold on boots
Reminder that Peru only qualified cuz of ritsu
http://www.twitch tv/ritsugamer/v/20592055?t=01h35m18s
Dude is scummy as fuck
>>121784204
He is good capitan
>>121783957
LOO
>>121783649
he looks like an autistic highschooler. His shitskin camouflages his blemishes as well.
>>121784363
i don't understand why he hates them so much
>>121751636
Phoenix
Necro
Lifestealer
Sand King / Venge
>>121784505
they make 4k a month and sunsfan
>>121783649
ITS HIS FACIAL FEATURES THAT DISFIGURE HIM
HIS SKIN IS JUST AN EXTRA LAYER OF SHIT FOR MINUS POINTS
>>121756850
SOME
This Ritsu thing is just another 322. Like Solo, he will eventually win a lan and become a direct invitee for majors.
>>121783169
DESIGNATED
SHITTING
STREET
>>121784550
>implying either of those are remotely good reasons
>>121784550
So, he hates them out of jealousy?
>>121784363
peru qualified because the dudes streamsnipe
two of the players are from that other peruvian team that the canada cup banned for streamsniping
>>121784739
Hey man if you ain't cheatin' you ain't trying.
>>121772683
> Anti-Mage
> no Touma
Shit list.
>>121784709
i'm saying why he COULD hate them, i'm not saying why he does. but yeah those are pretty good things to hate them over.
>>121784725
envy
>>121784725
basically
Would it surprise anyone if these ritsu defender were just ritsu himself?
>>121784839
>hating a team because they make a fucking salary
>good reason
Does C9 not get paid salaries or something?
>>121784842
Wasn't he the faggot who leaked some rosters? And Mason was salty about aui because he stole some of Jimmy's players or something.
>>121784951
Probably on a trial status until they win something
How exactly is it profitable for memesfan to spend 20k a month on a team that isn't good?
When's singsing streaming?
>>121785054
Who cares
>>121784817
they are still playing with 250~300 ping so im interested to see if they can pull out some wins next week
>>121754380
get bashed m8, agi always out carrys strenght heroes.
>>121785052
sponsors? do you have zero deductive reasoning skills?
>>121785113
I care
>>121785052
Because he owns a team he can get invited (or so he hopes) to every dota related tournament and begin farming sheckels.
>>121784839
>>121784725
whats the difference between the two?
i assume jealousy is the son of envy?
>>121785193
Why would you sponsor them?
>>121756634
>Sand King
>Dragon Knight
man I fucking wish
>>121785275
because they are a talked about team and sponsors have more money than they need. can you stop asking retarded questions and think?
>>121785254
/watch?v=Tmx1jpqv3RA
>first ranked match
How'd I do?
>everyone worth a shit already going to Frankfurt
>nothing worth watching until Frankfurt starts
>singsing will be playing Fallout4 which I won't watch because lol spoilers
what a nightmare of a week
Wait, why did ritsu stalk Beesa so heavily? Because he wanted to be his online friend? Is this some code for some gay fetish hookup shit?
>>121785381
You built 3 inferior items.
>>121785381
>aghanims
>bfury
>piss poor huggernaut in a 50 minute game
Son...
>>121785425
SUPERIOR HIGHLANDER
>>121785412
Try climbing some mmr
>>121785381
You won but you look like shit.
>>121785381
Got carried mate
Enjoy 2.8k
>>121751439
Weaver buffs fucking when?
>>121784204
h-he's just lucky!!! if he was in the shadow pool, he would lose 50% of his games!!!
>funn1k crying about earth spirit
>saying he will change to hots if he's added to CM
>navi has gone from joke team to reddit shitposters
a whole new low achieved, I wish icefrog or someone from valve would reply "go on shitter"
>>121784204
how do you know this is puppey?
>>121785897
funn1k and xboct are dogshit
on a related note, is xboct still in navi?
>>121785752
Breaking invis no longer removes the max movespeed.
BAT to 1.7
>>121785381
Into 3k with you
>>121785926
He played with Yames on stream a few months ago.
>LC doesn't have a single Immortal
>>121786205
Fuck off with your tumblr character, ribbit
>>121786205
having the weapons be the arcana makes it hard for them to make her a meme weapon
>>121786364
Barely any immortals from TI5 were weapons so that doesn't seem to be a problem.
heroes that are good supports and cores?
>>121786802
Lina
QoP
Windrunner
Earth Spirit
Venomancer
Spirit Breaker
Undying
Abaddon
Lina/QoP in particular can be poor early but farm fairly quickly to attain a core item.
>>121786949
>>QoP
Fuck off sweden
>>121786802
Earthshaker
Ogre Magi
Faceless Void
>>121786949
>qop
glass dota pls go
also what the hell wpuld core veno even build
>>121786364
>meepo sk wd huskar pugna bristleback luna disruptor ns sb axe qop wr ench drow brew dk razor undying
>>121787089
aghanims shadowblade mom
>>121787089
Aghs, Euls, Blink, Shadowblade?
>>121786802
Your good core is the one you can regularly have 8k+ networth on by 20 mins. Your good support is the hero you can play from behind and contribute with
>>121786802
Gyro
Mirana
what are you expecting from the meme patch after frankfurt?
WHERES THE AXE IMMORTAL AND COMIC LA WALAO
>>121787343
>Mirana
is sheever jess and soe the best dota has?
Why do people below 5k pick this piece of shit hero?
Is it because laning is hard and uncomfortable? Do people enjoy the feeling of not having any impact on the game?
>>121787367
Timber buffs.
>>121770139
>urn
>octarina without manta
??
>>121787089
Midas aghs octarine blink sny skadi butterfly mkb veil eul's
does someone know the steambot seller?
>>121787574
>hero can be zoned a bit in laning stage, destroys game and lane if he isn't zoned
>welp looks like hero is complete trash, better overbuff him
People who don't know how to play Timber is the only reason why he has shit winrate.
>>121787740
whoa dog you are replying the the biggest joke on this board
don't reply to n0lan posters
>>121756018
Mana cost balanced blink dagger, it's fucking crazy right now and good on literally any hero that doesn't have a built in blink.
When will they make bloodstone good again?
>>121787872
>Biggest joke of 4chan
ftfy
>>121787554
Pos 4 NP is one of the easiest ways to climb MMR.
I have won games just by sniping bottle courier at ~2 minutes and causing their mid to just lose his shit, you also can be anywhere on the map to save your shitstain team from getting ganked early or ganking yourself.
If the other team gets ahead you just port all over the map and use trees to pull the waves back and ult to create tons of space... for instance when one of your retarded team mates dies and the other team tries to push a racks.
>>121787740
I haven't seen timber for like 20 games, it's not like hes even hard to play
>>121788040
Implying any of that happens in sub 5k games.
Here what really happens
>farm jungle for 10 minutes to get midas
>farm jungle till 20 minutes to get shadow blade
>try to rat
>other team buys dust
>he dies
>says "gg"
>>121787740
You're talking to the Timber god here and he needs buffs.
Problem is he needs farm unlike most offlaners who just need levels.
Thanks to Meme Spirit, Bloodstone got gutted which makes him even WORSE.
Any competent support will zone him out because he can't do anything in lane apart from soak damage from shitty reactive armor and you can't kill unless you get ganks or the support is really really fucking stupid.
>>121788159
dont forget
>farm jungle till 35 minutes to get aghs
>deprive your cores of farm and proceed to feed trees to enemy alchemist
>>121788228
Anyone who built memestone on Timber even before it got nerfed is guaranteed to be a shitter.
>>121788251
Yeah you're an actual 2k shit lord, Thanks for letting the world know.
>>121788228
>normal skill who doenst play ranked because is a fuckin pussy
>timber god
lmfao desu sempai
>>121786802
visage
Do people in high mmr actually say shit like "i'll be pos 5 venge" or is it all jusy assumed
>>121788424
?
venge is a core, anon
>>121788424
>i'll support
>>121788424
>these gains
>pos 5 support
>>121788470
you must know better than every pro team in the world then because she's played as support 90% of the time
>>121788612
>weaver and slark are supports just look at their low stats
>>121788628
?
how many times you saw a venge picked as support in the last month?
because i just saw VP pickin her as carry 4 times
>>121788715
>implying weaver and slark dont have less impact than support at this point partly BECAUSE of their base stats
>>121788424
Yes they do, not every game, and they're not always a good support, but it happens.
>bitterly fought back and forth nonstop fights for entire game
>game reaches 60 minute mark
>we're still getting 2 kills per minute
>its a shitfuck with lotus orbs reflecting spells everywhere and crazy plays being made
>.....
>disconnect
>server was unable to locate game session
and thus, no record this game ever even occured
where can i get weather snow? its not in the market :c
Is Riki still considered a shit hero? He seems to stomp everywhere now.
>>121756049
thank mr brok
>>121788612
>3.3 agi gain
MADNESS
seeing many alchemist rad + memecore in pubs, but whatever, is AM still gucci in this patch?
>>121789038
he is shit when you consider him around invis, even if he is basically unkillable when his team gets down your gem carrier
the bullshit about the hero is that he deals 3x damage to a retreating target, has 6 (SIX) blinks he can use istantly and a 10 sec cooldown static storm that guarantes an 80% miss
>>121789286
can antimage kill a target who instantly receives glimmer cape + solar crest + lotus orb + force staff + greaves whenever he initiates on it?
nope
then antimage isn't suitable for this meta
Slark ruining pubs as usual
>>121789390
I can still leave lockdown and initiation to my team right?just kidding I'm on SEA server kill me pls
>>121788159
I had one, singular, glorious game where our jungle NP rushed dagon and once he hit six TP'ed around the map killing everyone and everything. He had Eblade Dagon5 at 22 mins. He had the fucking best bants too.
>>121789442
W33 had 2 games ruined by slark. Coincidence? I think not
>>121789390
can a hero kill another hero who istantly recives glimmer cape + solar crest + lotus orb + force staff + greaves whenever he initiates on it?
>>121789483
too bad "lock down and initiation" don't exist in 6.85, a meta entirely defined by counterinitiation and bailouts
how the fuck do you kill anyone when their allies will just spam shit on them to buff them up?
>55% magic resist
>0.4 fade time perma invisibility
>+25 armor
>+15 hp/s regen
>250 burst heal
>+25% evasion
>+160 burst mana
what are you listening to now /d2g/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmxCR4_abd4
>>121789323
He's just in such a weird place. If you give him safelane farm he doesn't come online as hard or fast as some other FotM heroes, and gets riggity rekt by BKB. But he needs items and is nowhere near as good at roaming as BH, sure he has an amazing aoe silence but he doesn't have a good slow or TP cancel.
Icefraud is going to give him a teeny buff that pushes him over the edge in the patch coming or the next, mark my fucking words, He'll be 6.83 sniper on roids.
>>121789323
Smoke cloud is good enough to be an ult
>>121789680
baka desu senpai
>>121789442
>pick undying + any hero (Maybe another Slark counter)
>rape his lane
>save every ally who is focused by slark in fights
>get aghs
>rape his STR the instant he shows himself in fights
>win
Not that hard. Alternatively:
>pick riki
>wait till he uses Dark pact while farming
>diffu him and rape his butthole
>drop smoke screen also in fights every time he goes in
>keep raping his butthole every time he's alone farming
What happens if morphling with aghanims uses Hybrid on an enchantress, and then an enemy chaos knight with lotus orb uses Echo Shell on one of his illusions, and morphling's hybrid illusion uses Enchant on the echo shell'd chaos knight illusion?
>>121789881try it in a lobby
I cannot remember the last time I saw a Brewmaster win a game, at any level of play.
>>121788983
>>121788983
please respond....
>>121788983
compendium only
>>121789939I just did after posting thatafter testing, it appears lotus orb on illusions is unstable and crashes the server and can be exploited for FREE WINS
>>121789653
half of those are situational and require your supports to have like 20k farm
>>121790051you mean, just casting lotus orb on the illusions? or do you need to have something be attempted to be reflected from an illusion?
also good job anon
>load into game
>last person to load is on my team
>I check his profile and it says 600 mmr
>I turn on aeroplane mode to try and dodge
>I get punished.
>>121790435
>retaded dog pulls plug on the internet
>by the time i fix everything i get an abandon
>2 games lp
what the fuck valve
wow, de dusg has caused SEVERE destruction in the pro scene. hes been garrying his team nonstop since the beginning of his ability to be strong. it was likely something to do with his use of his first skill to block people in, having synergy with his sigil minion to stop people from walking aroud it was easily. he also uses his snowball to prevent damage but thats a whole nother can of worms. why dont they pick slark to counter him since he can jump out of the ice shards
>>121789959
>good earth shock
>good chaos strike
>FREE reverse butterfly
>FREE 6 second euls
>FREE aoe purge blade
>good Permanent Invisibility
How is he bad again?
>>121790362
I'm not 100% sure. I'm having great difficulty isolating exactly what is causing the server crashes, but I've crashed it several times now. The last one crashes while I wasn't actually casting any spells or clicking or anything or any buffs/etc expiring, just out of the blue it stopped working. Possibly its a cascading memory leak or something like that
but the one constant so far has been:
>cast lotus orb buff on an illusion
and
>that illusion reflects a spell
beyond that, as far as I can tell it just makes the game unstable and eventually it crashes like 10-20 seconds later. I still need to isolate the proximate cause, but this DOES crash the server and make you lose the game instance
because:
>>121788943
I lost a game about 15 seconds after I raped an enemy bounty hunter by sending a manta illusion at him and then casting echo shell on it as he tracked it, causing him to track himself like a retard
then game spontaneously dead
>>121790532
Naga can just walk out.
>>121790532
gee if a heroes going to have 4 different skills that all lock down the enemy team, I'm sure none of them are going to be individually stro-
>7 second ice shards with just 1 point
>1250 range full team gap closer + stun
>giant aoe permaslow that effectively disarms and is also 25% ms
>1 stun + 3/4/5 slow + lmao nuke + aghanims for more nuke/stun/slow
>>121790741
i miss old tusk desu
the one that didnt have this snowball cast timeshit
the old one
>>121790634
update okay I think I've isolated it
try this guys:
>create an illusion
>put lotus orb on illusion
>enemy casts any spell on the illusion
>*gets reflected*
wait 10-20 seconds and game crashes
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3s4816/if_someone_has_below_1k_mmr_please_let_us_dodge/
bump me up with upvotes please.
>meepo + tusk
literally 1000 damage snowballs
defend this shit dotards
David Gorman @LDdota 6h6 hours ago
Gotta say, we've done three @DOTA2 Summits and this one blew them all away.
The Smash players were absolutely amazing all event long <3
This RETARDED FAT JEW.
>pick tb
>spam q in lane
>get free farm
>win
im retarded for not doing this earlier
>>121790945
200 base damage + 50 per hero
with 3 normal allies + 5 meepos thats 600 snowball damage
>>121790548
hes a midlaner who doesnt scale well. Sure he can win fights in the early and midgame, but get to late game and his pandas just get melted
>>121790945
actually
if you put all 5 meepos, and your other 3 team mates
you only do 650 damage.
Before reductions.
its w.e
>>121791049
I mean it's their own fault the previous 3 summits have been shit in some way. The first summit was fucking god awful.
I very much doubt they are ever going to create an event as good as a mediocre HSC at this point.
>>121783689
nigga, build Atos > Hex > Shiva's or Orchid > Octa and win. fit a BKB in there somewhere if its needed.
>>121790860
So if i do this in ranked whilst losing , no mmr lost?
I know there's no safelane carry that can win 100% of games that go into the lategame but surely there's one that can stomp at 2k almost all of the time if you play him right. Anyone have any success? I fucked up and I want to get out of this hell. I promise to play nothing but supports once I get out of 2k.
>>121791295
Spectre
>requires gorillion farm
Which you will inevitably get because 2k shits don't understand that the game can end before 50 minutes.
>>121790901
That's really funny actually
But crying about that and saying let us dodge is stupid
what is a honeypot lan?
ayyy guys RITSU'S FACE.
>>121791392
Any LAN EG doesn't win. Which will mean shortly any and all future LANs.
>>121791284
if you can figure out how to isolate and exploit it
I retract my previous attempt
I'm still getting crashes but I can't figure out when, but its definitely something to do with lotus orb on illusions
from what I can tell it fucks up the games chain of ownership for damage and buffs, because if you rupture a lotus orb illusion, the rupture put on your hero belongs to the illusion, and if that illusion vanishes the buff still exists and the damage log says you're taking damage from the illusion, and if you die, theres no death message or gold awarded
if you mess around with this long enough you could find surefire ways to crash games
>>121791481
Keep us updated please , you're doing gods work.
>>121791495
time for daily 16 million posting
>>121791645
>>121791645
>>121791645
late memes
>>121784204
how does he play ranked if hes level 8? I just made a smurf hoping to get new mmr and it says i have to be level fucking 50
>>121783407
Hang on, not him, but when mjollnir procs there's no lifesteal from the mom?
