>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Ancient Thread: >>121694918
>tfw settled a quarry
>>121715484
How is this hero balanced again?
Jakiro is one of these heroes you feel bad for because you don't see them often and then they're in your game and they're so fucking annoying you wish they weren't
TOP CLUCK FOR EE
SAVIOR OF NA DOTA
How did we go from this...
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>121715717
to this?
>>121715614
Beesa, settling the quarry
>implying thte true OGs care about a honeypot tourney like this
Is extratone how it feels to be clawed by Ursa when there's 20 Fury Swipes stacks on you already?
Can pro teams stop with this Sven meme?
It just doesn't work
If you really insist on picking Sven then use him like Alliance uses myNuts' QoP (roaming pos. 4 that transitions to core)
I bet that has much more potential than these pos. 1 Svens
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>121715809
DESIGNATED
>>121715819
Superior highlander genes
uhhhh OG fangays??????
I feel bad for miracle
>>121715809
who is the most embarrassing pro dota player?
is it ritsu? ee's autism? akke's kekoldry? PGG?
>>121715717
Goddamn, he used to be so cute. What happened?
>>121715965
>implying there's anything embarrassing about being progressive
/pol/ pls go
Exactly how is this hero balanced?
>>121715809
DELETE THIS
SPOILER THIS
>>121715809
here my friends, have a meme
t. /int/
Since so many of you love spewing /int/ memes go ahead and tell me which country you're from
>>121715809
RITSU, MY SON
>>121715965
Pgg is a fucking legend, I'll rek you, m8
>Wide shot of India
>It's a Ritsu shits on the street-episode
>>121715965
mason easily
>>121716107
Brazil to be completely honest with you family
Is support Gyro viable?
>>121716107
ton cul
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
>>121716107
It's a reddit meme now by the way
What is this Mason not throwing meme?
>losing to empire
hahahahahaha
How do you stop him?
>>121716197
this desu
>>121716107
Malaysia
>tfw should be sleeping but cant stop shitposting
>>121716306
>Le weeb du fil francophone est un dotard
put1 dégage put1
>be 4500 mmr
>play solo ranked
>im up against a 2stack from which one is 5100 party and 7000 Solo mmr
>team tells me to go mid
i-im afraid gulag, should i abandon ?
0 LANs
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>3rd place bo5
>>121716310
No it's not, it's reddit lurkers posting memes
You do know that real redditors care about their username reputation and karma?
Meanwhile lurkers sit there creating throwaway accounts to flame keks over at reddit with memes because they can
and no Pajeet, I will not stop with the DESIGNATED shit, i am glad it's gaining traction maybe we will nuke India before their shit starts to spread to the outer world
>>121716107
Puerto Rico
>>121715965
the original reveal of what mason looked like might be the most embarrassing "moment" for a dota 2 pro
he fit the pre-conceived stereotype of a "fat ugly dumb weaab amerikuck" so perfectly
anyone who was not dumb ofc already guessed it when he and EG used that pic of him when he was like 10 years old, usually people use old pics of themselves in places like twitter etc. because their looks have gone to shit since then
Have you paid for Fallout 4 yet?
Special deal for dotards includes the best announcer you've EVER fucking seen.
Get it and make your fellow dotards jealous with your nuclear superiority.
>>121716107
serbia
>>121716561
I am not going to buy your game
>>121716438
je vais pas sur le fil
>>121716561
I don't like this fake shilling meme because it's still shilling.
>>121716561
Jannies do your job pls
>>121716107
>everyone that responded to this is non-white
fuck so glad i already left dota ages ago
>>121716336
ward his jungle
>>121715809
damn hes so ugly hard to look at
i mean i saw some hideous motherfuckers in my life
he gets in the list and not for last place
Anyone interested in those sets?
Hit me up with offershttp://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241533348/
>>121716561
No because Valve won't let me sell shit on the Marketplace until the 9th. I have shittons of Arcanas to sell for $35 a pop that will pay for Fallout 4.
>>121716748
good, you western 3kkek trash, this game wasn't meant for you, play League of smth
Reminder to buy GoodFallout instead of Fallout4
>Ritsu shitting on the street is a meme u guis
- every indian ever
https://youtu.be/mPne-q4ynts?t=8m25s
>>121716802
and remember, this is the motherfucker that stalked beesa for 2 years
kek, what kind of stalker do u want senpai?
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>>121716996
It's sort of like a tempo controller but with more tanky dps
>>121716107
romania desu.NOT A GYPSY
>TFW WILL NEVER HAVE A SEXY LIZARD WIFE
>>>/trash/26594
desu let's make riki a part of /trash/ 4cc team
>>121716107
>>121716519
>>121716431
>>121716235
end yourselves to be honest
I hate the meme where you post literally just the first word of your new meme where it becomes meaningless, just because people used to recreate the DK rap in subsequent posts when you posted HE. It was 100% worthless (no meming actually transpired!) whenever no one followed up on the HE, don't you understand that?
>>121717206
America with the shit bants
>>121716858
for free? you want something?
>>121717053
WTF is a game coordinator anon
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>>121717243
DESIGNATED
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>121717101
nu minți anon
>>121717348
SHITTING
>>121717206
>NAdota damage control
>>121717325
>hit me up with offers
I don't know how can I make this any clearer
>>121717394
so do you want bread?
wtf
>>121717243
JUST
>>121717394
>not tradeable til 31 december
??
Would anyone want to play some all pick or single draft possibly?IG: NekoGamine
>>121717507
FUCK
POST THE TEAM EVERYONE AGREES WILL WIN FRANKFURT
>>121716858
morph + tifde for a key
>>121716613
Why Tzeench of all gods and not just Ruinous Powers?
>>121717602
SHIT
>>121717583
>200 hours
>>121717507
>>121717602
okLONDON
>>121717583
how am I supposed to know what country youre from when you dont show it in your profile qt
>>121717521
>( This item may be gifted once )
???
@121717490
I give up, you don't even deserve a (you)
>>121717667
sent ;)
>>121716858
>2012+3
>still accepting "offers" for shitty sets that will become <$1 after the timeout expires
>he didnt even read the timeout expiration anyway
literally trench
>>121717264
>>121717386
>implying im from na
baka
Is there even any general with more maymays than this one
/ ! \ - A T C H U N G - / ! \
S I N G S I N G
I S
S T R I M
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>>121717678
not sure, really
post em
>200 mmr in less than a day
>>121717786
Yeah, i'm not falling for this scam. 3 decides what scam I fall for
>>1217177425 years of playing league thobeen enjoying dota but nobody to play with. .
>>121717770
fixed
>Queue on my 1k mmr smurf
>Find some guy that is super bad
>Add him so I can get low mmr games
>Try to queue
>1500 MS on all fucking servers
>I ask him how
>He's from india and defends his 4 MBPS connection
>Claims his ISP is better than other countries
We should just nuke these street shitters already
monkeys have decency to shit in the jungle to give woodlife nourishment
>>121716879
stop appropriating western memes then
>>121717786
good luck getting better offers than that, retard.
>people unironicly watch singsing
i will never understand this
>>121717805
>>121717917
>>121717992
Literal retards
>>121717960
>finland
>western
my mongolian friend
>>121716107
Canada and I don't want to spew any /int/ memes. I looked at /int/ one time and half the topics were made by Canadian shitposters, it's embarrassing.
>>121718140
Hey, at least you don't shit on the streets
Can some Indian explain this to me,
Are there really designated shitting streets in India ?Or every street is a shitting street?
>tfw Indian
>all these people saying mean things about india
Why? There is literally nothing wrong with being Indian, we have it good and maybe better than most EU countries by 2030
>>121718080
>gets anally anguished because people wont fall for his "dont worry ill gift it you i promise ;)" scam
>r-retards!
>>121717583
you have 81 frineds
>>121718340
okay
when was the last time RTZ streamed? i'm legitimately worried
>>121718318
>maybe better than most EU countries by 2030
lmfao what the fuck
how can you even believe that
Can secret kick EE so i can be their fangay again?
>>121718358
Most are just from skype groups or social media integration
I never play with any of them and don't even remember half of them desu.And only 2 or so play dota. .
>>121718309
Indian here, it's a beautiful country, shitting streets are purely a meme.
In one city they have a problem, but that is on the border and widely considered the worst city in India.
The rest of us are good folk and use toilets, we're really expanding and perhaps will be a super power in the 2020's.
>>121717928
>LA
s-sorry, im euro. unless you can que us east
>>121718309
All streets except those streets that are used for praying to the toilets they wont use
>>121718410
He's bootcamping with EG
>>121718318
>2030
>still not white
I don't see how that's better.
>>121718521
rofl
>>121718490
>>121718521
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>121718410
>>121718583
>>121718490
>>121718429
Stop MEMEING
What the fuck you bastard
Not even once you been to india and you talk trash
>>121718449
>not rooting for Puppey even harder while he plays with a ball and chain shackled to each foot
WHERE'S MY DAILY SHEEVER
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE FUCKING DID IT GUYS
Alright фaм whats the verdict on new Terrorblade? Best way to play him?
>tfw swedish
>tfw /d2g/ always mocks me about refugees raping children and getting away with it.
You all don't understand, sweden will be a super power by 2020
>>121718719
im kinda into little indian girls
how much virgin 15 year olds go for?
Ritsu can now finally wagonwheel back to India for his designated shitting courses
![11820539_842495955858961_171100542_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EqFNqWg.jpg "11820539_842495955858961_171100542_n[1].jpg")
>>121718795
She has a new phone and is uploading stuff to instagram all the time now. Look there.
5 Names my new effigy <3
>>121718491
reee...
>>121718930
Reimu has lewd armpits
>>121718883
Well it's true kek
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/10/swedish-migration-board-protects-refugee-conceals-identity-after-rape-of-3-year-old/
Finns också radio intervjun på youtube från ngn radio station :^)
>>121718930
Sweaty TrAp Armpits
>>121719045
that was quick
>>121718930
lady GAGA
>>121719045
>>121718930
TOP KEK
Serious question, is everybody in this general a perma-virgin NEET?
Most I've done is feel a girls tits in school desu, still virgin though lads.
>>121716519
you're an american desu familia
>>121719217
Pretty much
/vg/ is for pure autismos whilst /v/ has a broader "audience"
>>121719045
Yeah im not naming that, next 8 decides
>>121718919
>so much shit that being in the water is ""safe"" because there is less room for jellyfish
>the sea is not an environment
>the shit actually leaves the shore
>harbors from the middle ages (ie modern india minus the boats, docks, sailors and civilization) weren't known for smelling like shit and being a problem
>>121719045
>>121719105
I won't name it that...
7 names my effigy!
>>121719337
john cena
>>121719370
But dude, they are gonna wagonwheel themselves into a super power by 2020
Just 4 more years!
>>121719435
Well what a fucking loser you are.
>>121719435
Reimu has lewd armpits
>>121719435
Yeah nah I'm not naming that.
9 decides what I name.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT BRUNO DIED FOR OUR SINS
What if Skywrath Mage's Mystic Flares fell not one after another with a constant time between them? What if it fell with the following expression:
var ultimate = function(){
var numberOfFlares = 0;
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return (numberOfFlares += pow(2, i));
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>>121719435
OH HOLy SHIT I AM FUCKING FABULOUS
>>121719435
LÄDi GAGa
>>121719576
My dick
>>121719435
Reported and filtered :^)
>>121719435
Reimu has lewd armpits
>>121719435
>>121719435
Imagine your dick in these armpits
>lets warm up with a custom game before playing ranked
>1st try a t*rk wont load
>2nd try 3 out of 4 are afk
>3rd try insta abbandon at min 0
ebinfams
>>121719435
SWEATY GIRLPITS TO HUFF
HEY FAGGOTS
WHAT IS THE BEST TEAM THEME???
I'VE DONE DRAGONS, WAS BRETTY STRONG
-DRAGON KNIGHT (OBVIOUSLY)
-WINTER WYVERN
-VIPER
-JAKIRO
-PUCK (FAIRY FAG BUT STILL A DRAGON
>>121719718
kek
>>121719765
Girls don't get those for free, you have to go out and earn one qt.
>>121719718
Yeah I'm not naming it that, 1 decides what I name it
>>121719765
when you stop shitting on the street Rwandu
>>121719774
LESBOS ARMY
LEGION COMANDER AS CAPTAIN
WINDRUNNER
DROW RANGER
CM
LINAR
>>121719774
Ice (it's not always nice)
Tusk
Crystal Maiden
Winter Wyvern
Ancient Apparition
Jakiro
>>121719435
You cant spell futa without ta
>>121719615
what if swm aghs gave his ult 0 mana cost AND 0 cooldown?
viable?
>>121719857
The armpits make me harder than tiny
>>121720057
You must lift, my son
>>121719921
>jakiro
Why not el licho skeletino??
>>121720057
Ask your mother. I bet she is very knowledgeable about dick.
>>121719774
Fundamental Forces +1
Gravity - Enigma
Magnetism - Wisp
Strong Nuclear Force - Chaos Knight
Weak Nuclear Force - Keeper of the Light
Absolute Zero - Ancient Apparition
>>121720178
Oh yeah, swapping jakiro for Lich
>>121719948
This could work IF he lost as much life as he deals with his ult. If he deals 200 damage with a flare, he would get 200 damage.
>>121718847
I need to impregnate Muse desu senpai
YOU'RE____IT____
>>121716107
Cocalombia desu
>Every game I've played in the last week, whatever team had alchemist has won
>He was always first or second pick
I only started playing again what the fuck is going on.
Sup senpai, just got back from a year of building wells in Africa, why is Terrorblade so shit now?
>>121719435
Bigger than yours ;^)
>>121719774
The assassins
Nyx off
TA mid
PA safe
Bounty
Omniknight
>>121720358
madman made alchemist able to 6 slot in 20 mins
>>121720363
Do the niglets shit on streets senpai?
>>121719435
cocksucker
>>121720363
He was able to baserace an entire enemy team by himself and win lategame.
so is the DC drama over yet?
>>121720673
No, ritsu has yet to be kicked back to India to finish his shitting exam
>>121720363
Niggers had money to pay you for building wells?
>>121719435
"I'm fucking gay"
>>121718719
Why are you so insecure if you are supposedly on the cusp of becoming a super power
>Play Dota for the first time in a week
>Pick Medusa for a change
>Looking forward to see if I can carry
>Some Peruvian last picks AM and goes safelane
>Feeds at second bounty rune
>Ragequits
>Don't queue another game
I used to enjoy this game
>>121719435
Long John
>>121720896
stfu bogan okay?
>>121719435
What if Zelda was a girl
DESIGNATED
He's not even Indian, he's Sri Lankan.
>>121720804
Anon you know that anyone who travels to africa to build anything does it for free. You know that damn well.
>>121719435
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MEMEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121721317
Confirmed as the ugliest player?
>>121721317
who the fuck cares, all non-whites are essentially the same
>>121716107
Watashi wa Kanada-jin desu.
>>121719435
haha feminine penis I'm not gay
>>121719435
POOPOO PEEPEE I LOVE MEMES!
>Pich Alch
>Enemy team ganks me three times really early
>Get zoned in lane
>Still manage to farm relic in 12 minutes
I wish I knew madman's thought process when designing this shit, between this shit and how Doom was a week or so ago.
>>121719435
DESIGNATED
is it normal to piss and shit at the same time or do you do it in separate instances?
>>121720938
>tfw my friend I used to always queue with got an internship and stopped playing dota
>tfw haven't played in like 2 months since then\
>tfw no one to play with
>2 weeks ago queue for a solo game
>pick dazzle because I am rusty af
>I am actually playing so bad, missing lasthits and being late with grave
>my team is not farming well
>our barracks are falling
>"report dazzle"
>spite report whole team for comm abuse and don't queue again
>few days later open dota accidentally
>mfw 3/4 reports came throughrate, comment and subscribe
>beesa's post on ritsu
how the fuck did this guy make it on a pro team
>>121720241
>not keeper of THE LIGHT ->electromagnetism
>not Wisp -> STRONG NUCLEAR (keeps shit together)
>not CK ->WEAK NUCLEAR (enthropy, atoms decay)
>>121721656
it doesnt matter
you are still shitting on a street
>>121721498
?
A non-white Pakistani won TI5. What's your point?
>>121721637
Why I doubted this wouldn't be the chosen name?
>>121721658
Where
>>121721658
Ritsu boosted then used the mmr to gain attraction
>>121721740
Pakistan hates India for wanting to shit on their streets without permission
OUR GUY
>>121721740
i'm saying that nobody cares about your nationality if you are not white
if you are black nobody cares what country you are from, you are black
if you are brown nobody cares what country you are from, you are brown
if you are yellow nobody cares what country you are from, you are yellow
do you think anybody cares if some nigger is from botswana or nigeria or somalia? or if some chink is actually chinese or malaysian?
>>121721935
Yuropeons all look the same to me tho
>>121721901
http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/the-tavern/472027-official-off-topic-general-discussion?page=4033#80650
enjoy
>>121721923
pajeet please
>>121721637
hmmm.. I can't name it that!
6 names for real this time, will accept any name that isn't WAAAAY too offensive.
What does OG stand for again?
>>121721935
Culture is more important than color, IMO. If a nigga is raised by a rich and well rounded couple, he will be better than a white raised by rednecks.
Prove me wrongyou cant
>>121722061
Fuck off faggot with your shit meme.
>>121722073
Outstanding Garbage
>>121722073
Our Girl.
>>121722061
I'm fuckin gay
>>121722061
RITSU DID NOTHING WRONG
>>121722061
Lol I'm such a 4chan kid :^)
>>121722061
>WAAAAY too offensive.
My effigy is a techies 9/11 tribute with 100 commends
fuck off redditor
>>121722102
This defense is something a non-white would write to justify their pathetic existance
>tfw white
Does Silencer mid actually work against competent players or is it just a meme? The range on Last Word is actually fucking insane
>>121722102
>non-whites
>culture
nice meme
>>121722102
>culture
as in who gets to fuck the cow first or shit on the street?
>>121722252
It has more counters than a more meta mid, but it's still good.
>>121722289
>whites
>culture
niceme.me
>>121721906
How autistic do you have to be to feed away your mmr to boost your friend's
>>121722229
>says tfw
>doesnt post his feel when
¿¿ ??
>enemy team has 3 INT heroes
>Tobi: "I wonder now what is the point of this Nyx Assassin?"
Why is this fat shitter still allowed to cast?
>>121722102
debatable
if he gets exposed to rap music and dindu nothing culture he will become like your typical ghetto nigger
>>121721680
Send complaints to [email protected] not me rofl
>>121722252
What are you gonna do as mid silencer when one of the meme offlaners this patch aka tusk, spiritbreaker, slardar just runs up to you, stuns you and kills you with their mid everytime you show in lane
>>121722470
money
he bought accs etc to have them feed on the other team
>>121722041
top b8 m8
even in america, despite all the mutts, you can still often guess fairly accurately the ethnical background of different white people. some people look more nordic, slavic, mediterranean etc.
>>121722498
>any caster ever
>"I wonder what this guy's gonna build"
>>121722061
Commanding position
>>121722490
hello reddit
>>121721680
>enthropy is weak nuclear force
please be baiting...
universe is dying for a reason you know
>>121722061
i wish bob ross was my dad
>>121722553
POO IN THE LOO
>>121722445
>niceme.me
nice meme
Ritsu's esports career is dead. Could've won easy money by coasting by on C9 salary and Majors salary.
What an absolute retard.
Better play out of his mind at Frankfurt to convince 1437 not to kick him.
>>121722047
>highlander genes
wew lad
>>121722804
no hes gone
rip
>>121722061
hello reddit
