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>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Ancient Thread: >>121694918
>tfw settled a quarry
>>121715484
How is this hero balanced again?
Jakiro is one of these heroes you feel bad for because you don't see them often and then they're in your game and they're so fucking annoying you wish they weren't
TOP CLUCK FOR EE
SAVIOR OF NA DOTA
How did we go from this...
Reminder that Secret will never lose desu.
>>121715717
to this?
>>121715614
Beesa, settling the quarry
>implying thte true OGs care about a honeypot tourney like this
Is extratone how it feels to be clawed by Ursa when there's 20 Fury Swipes stacks on you already?
Can pro teams stop with this Sven meme?
It just doesn't work
If you really insist on picking Sven then use him like Alliance uses myNuts' QoP (roaming pos. 4 that transitions to core)
I bet that has much more potential than these pos. 1 Svens
I've always wanted to be Tresdin's squire. I always enjoy fantasizing about entering a tent with her after a long battle and slowly removing her armor, starting at the helmet and making my way down to her boots. At that point she sits down on a stool and commands me to kneel down and remove them one at a time. "Squire, must you pitch another tent so soon?" she says to me. I try to cover it up out of embarrassment, but she kicks my hands away. "You haven't finished yet." I don't understand because I had already removed her armor, but after she gives me a look I realize that she wants me to remove her shoes as well. I take off her shoes and reveal her gorgeous feet, surprisingly soft despite her being a strong warrior, and extremely sweaty. "Lick the sweat off my feet, squire," she commands me. I happily endulge until my raging boner begins to hurt from pressing so hard against my trousers. "Alright, squire, stand up and remove your clothes." I do so while she does the same. Then, all of a sudden, I feel an inescapable desire to stand still. "FIGHT ME" she screams as she pushes me to the ground and gets on top of me. It's only now that I notice she's holding Aghanim's Scepter, and I understand that she won't stop until one of us cums. Her technique gets more and more intense until I am unable to hold back. I cum inside her pussy with the force of a hundred megacreeps. She gets off of me, and as I lay there quivering in pleasure she gets dressed and begins to chuckle. "Only 9 inches? Pathetic."
>>121715809
DESIGNATED
>>121715819
Superior highlander genes
uhhhh OG fangays??????
I feel bad for miracle
>>121715809
who is the most embarrassing pro dota player?
is it ritsu? ee's autism? akke's kekoldry? PGG?
>>121715717
Goddamn, he used to be so cute. What happened?
>>121715965
>implying there's anything embarrassing about being progressive
/pol/ pls go
Exactly how is this hero balanced?
>>121715809
DELETE THIS
SPOILER THIS
>>121715809
here my friends, have a meme
t. /int/
Since so many of you love spewing /int/ memes go ahead and tell me which country you're from
>>121715809
RITSU, MY SON
>>121715965
Pgg is a fucking legend, I'll rek you, m8
>Wide shot of India
>It's a Ritsu shits on the street-episode
>>121715965
mason easily
>>121716107
Brazil to be completely honest with you family
Is support Gyro viable?
>>121716107
ton cul
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE
>>121716107
It's a reddit meme now by the way
What is this Mason not throwing meme?
>losing to empire
hahahahahaha
How do you stop him?
>>121716197
this desu
>>121716107
Malaysia
>tfw should be sleeping but cant stop shitposting
>>121716306
>Le weeb du fil francophone est un dotard
put1 dégage put1
>be 4500 mmr
>play solo ranked
>im up against a 2stack from which one is 5100 party and 7000 Solo mmr
>team tells me to go mid
i-im afraid gulag, should i abandon ?
0 LANs
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>3rd place bo5
>>121716310
No it's not, it's reddit lurkers posting memes
You do know that real redditors care about their username reputation and karma?
Meanwhile lurkers sit there creating throwaway accounts to flame keks over at reddit with memes because they can
and no Pajeet, I will not stop with the DESIGNATED shit, i am glad it's gaining traction maybe we will nuke India before their shit starts to spread to the outer world
>>121716107
Puerto Rico
>>121715965
the original reveal of what mason looked like might be the most embarrassing "moment" for a dota 2 pro
he fit the pre-conceived stereotype of a "fat ugly dumb weaab amerikuck" so perfectly
anyone who was not dumb ofc already guessed it when he and EG used that pic of him when he was like 10 years old, usually people use old pics of themselves in places like twitter etc. because their looks have gone to shit since then
Have you paid for Fallout 4 yet?
Special deal for dotards includes the best announcer you've EVER fucking seen.
Get it and make your fellow dotards jealous with your nuclear superiority.
>>121716107
serbia
>>121716561
I am not going to buy your game
>>121716438
je vais pas sur le fil
>>121716561
I don't like this fake shilling meme because it's still shilling.
>>121716561
Jannies do your job pls
>>121716107
>everyone that responded to this is non-white
fuck so glad i already left dota ages ago
>>121716336
ward his jungle
>>121715809
damn hes so ugly hard to look at
i mean i saw some hideous motherfuckers in my life
he gets in the list and not for last place
Anyone interested in those sets?
Hit me up with offershttp://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198241533348/
>>121716561
No because Valve won't let me sell shit on the Marketplace until the 9th. I have shittons of Arcanas to sell for $35 a pop that will pay for Fallout 4.
>>121716748
good, you western 3kkek trash, this game wasn't meant for you, play League of smth
Reminder to buy GoodFallout instead of Fallout4
>Ritsu shitting on the street is a meme u guis
- every indian ever
https://youtu.be/mPne-q4ynts?t=8m25s
>>121716802
and remember, this is the motherfucker that stalked beesa for 2 years
kek, what kind of stalker do u want senpai?
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>>121716996
It's sort of like a tempo controller but with more tanky dps
>>121716107
romania desu.NOT A GYPSY
>TFW WILL NEVER HAVE A SEXY LIZARD WIFE
>>>/trash/26594
desu let's make riki a part of /trash/ 4cc team
>>121716107
>>121716519
>>121716431
>>121716235
end yourselves to be honest
I hate the meme where you post literally just the first word of your new meme where it becomes meaningless, just because people used to recreate the DK rap in subsequent posts when you posted HE. It was 100% worthless (no meming actually transpired!) whenever no one followed up on the HE, don't you understand that?
>>121717206
America with the shit bants
>>121716858
for free? you want something?
>>121717053
WTF is a game coordinator anon
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>>121717243
DESIGNATED
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>>121717101
nu minți anon
>>121717348
SHITTING
>>121717206
>NAdota damage control
>>121717325
>hit me up with offers
I don't know how can I make this any clearer
>>121717394
so do you want bread?
wtf
>>121717243
JUST
>>121717394
>not tradeable til 31 december
??
Would anyone want to play some all pick or single draft possibly?IG: NekoGamine
>>121717507
FUCK
POST THE TEAM EVERYONE AGREES WILL WIN FRANKFURT
>>121716858
morph + tifde for a key
>>121716613
Why Tzeench of all gods and not just Ruinous Powers?
>>121717602
SHIT
>>121717583
>200 hours
>>121717507
>>121717602
okLONDON
>>121717583
how am I supposed to know what country youre from when you dont show it in your profile qt
>>121717521
>( This item may be gifted once )
???
@121717490
I give up, you don't even deserve a (you)
>>121717667
sent ;)
>>121716858
>2012+3
>still accepting "offers" for shitty sets that will become <$1 after the timeout expires
>he didnt even read the timeout expiration anyway
literally trench
>>121717264
>>121717386
>implying im from na
baka
Is there even any general with more maymays than this one
/ ! \ - A T C H U N G - / ! \
S I N G S I N G
I S
S T R I M
/ ! \ - A T C H U N G - / ! \
>>121717678
not sure, really
post em
>200 mmr in less than a day
>>121717786
Yeah, i'm not falling for this scam. 3 decides what scam I fall for
>>1217177425 years of playing league thobeen enjoying dota but nobody to play with. .
>>121717770
fixed
>Queue on my 1k mmr smurf
>Find some guy that is super bad
>Add him so I can get low mmr games
>Try to queue
>1500 MS on all fucking servers
>I ask him how
>He's from india and defends his 4 MBPS connection
>Claims his ISP is better than other countries
We should just nuke these street shitters already
monkeys have decency to shit in the jungle to give woodlife nourishment
>>121716879
stop appropriating western memes then
>>121717786
good luck getting better offers than that, retard.
>people unironicly watch singsing
i will never understand this
>>121717805
>>121717917
>>121717992
Literal retards
>>121717960
>finland
>western
my mongolian friend
>>121716107
Canada and I don't want to spew any /int/ memes. I looked at /int/ one time and half the topics were made by Canadian shitposters, it's embarrassing.
>>121718140
Hey, at least you don't shit on the streets
Can some Indian explain this to me,
Are there really designated shitting streets in India ?Or every street is a shitting street?
>tfw Indian
>all these people saying mean things about india
Why? There is literally nothing wrong with being Indian, we have it good and maybe better than most EU countries by 2030
>>121718080
>gets anally anguished because people wont fall for his "dont worry ill gift it you i promise ;)" scam
>r-retards!
>>121717583
you have 81 frineds
>>121718340
okay
when was the last time RTZ streamed? i'm legitimately worried
>>121718318
>maybe better than most EU countries by 2030
lmfao what the fuck
how can you even believe that
Can secret kick EE so i can be their fangay again?
>>121718358
Most are just from skype groups or social media integration
I never play with any of them and don't even remember half of them desu.And only 2 or so play dota. .
>>121718309
Indian here, it's a beautiful country, shitting streets are purely a meme.
In one city they have a problem, but that is on the border and widely considered the worst city in India.
The rest of us are good folk and use toilets, we're really expanding and perhaps will be a super power in the 2020's.
>>121717928
>LA
s-sorry, im euro. unless you can que us east
>>121718309
All streets except those streets that are used for praying to the toilets they wont use
>>121718410
He's bootcamping with EG
>>121718318
>2030
>still not white
I don't see how that's better.
>>121718521
rofl
>>121718490
>>121718521
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
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>>121718583
>>121718490
>>121718429
Stop MEMEING
What the fuck you bastard
Not even once you been to india and you talk trash
>>121718449
>not rooting for Puppey even harder while he plays with a ball and chain shackled to each foot
WHERE'S MY DAILY SHEEVER
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WE FUCKING DID IT GUYS
Alright фaм whats the verdict on new Terrorblade? Best way to play him?
>tfw swedish
>tfw /d2g/ always mocks me about refugees raping children and getting away with it.
You all don't understand, sweden will be a super power by 2020
>>121718719
im kinda into little indian girls
how much virgin 15 year olds go for?
Ritsu can now finally wagonwheel back to India for his designated shitting courses
![11820539_842495955858961_171100542_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EqFNqWg.jpg "11820539 842495955858961 171100542 n[1]")
>>121718795
She has a new phone and is uploading stuff to instagram all the time now. Look there.
5 Names my new effigy <3
>>121718491
reee...
>>121718930
Reimu has lewd armpits
>>121718883
Well it's true kek
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2015/10/swedish-migration-board-protects-refugee-conceals-identity-after-rape-of-3-year-old/
Finns också radio intervjun på youtube från ngn radio station :^)
>>121718930
Sweaty TrAp Armpits
>>121719045
that was quick
>>121718930
lady GAGA
>>121719045
>>121718930
TOP KEK
Serious question, is everybody in this general a perma-virgin NEET?
Most I've done is feel a girls tits in school desu, still virgin though lads.
>>121716519
you're an american desu familia
>>121719217
Pretty much
/vg/ is for pure autismos whilst /v/ has a broader "audience"
>>121719045
Yeah im not naming that, next 8 decides
>>121718919
>so much shit that being in the water is ""safe"" because there is less room for jellyfish
>the sea is not an environment
>the shit actually leaves the shore
>harbors from the middle ages (ie modern india minus the boats, docks, sailors and civilization) weren't known for smelling like shit and being a problem
>>121719045
>>121719105
I won't name it that...
7 names my effigy!
>>121719337
john cena
>>121719370
But dude, they are gonna wagonwheel themselves into a super power by 2020
Just 4 more years!
>>121719435
Well what a fucking loser you are.
>>121719435
Reimu has lewd armpits
>>121719435
Yeah nah I'm not naming that.
9 decides what I name.
THREADLY REMINDER THAT BRUNO DIED FOR OUR SINS
What if Skywrath Mage's Mystic Flares fell not one after another with a constant time between them? What if it fell with the following expression:
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>>121719435
OH HOLy SHIT I AM FUCKING FABULOUS
>>121719435
LÄDi GAGa
>>121719576
My dick
>>121719435
Reported and filtered :^)
>>121719435
Reimu has lewd armpits
>>121719435
Imagine your dick in these armpits
>lets warm up with a custom game before playing ranked
>1st try a t*rk wont load
>2nd try 3 out of 4 are afk
>3rd try insta abbandon at min 0
ebinfams
>>121719435
SWEATY GIRLPITS TO HUFF
HEY FAGGOTS
WHAT IS THE BEST TEAM THEME???
I'VE DONE DRAGONS, WAS BRETTY STRONG
-DRAGON KNIGHT (OBVIOUSLY)
-WINTER WYVERN
-VIPER
-JAKIRO
-PUCK (FAIRY FAG BUT STILL A DRAGON
>>121719718
kek
>>121719765
Girls don't get those for free, you have to go out and earn one qt.
>>121719718
Yeah I'm not naming it that, 1 decides what I name it
>>121719765
when you stop shitting on the street Rwandu
>>121719774
LESBOS ARMY
LEGION COMANDER AS CAPTAIN
WINDRUNNER
DROW RANGER
CM
LINAR
>>121719774
Ice (it's not always nice)
Tusk
Crystal Maiden
Winter Wyvern
Ancient Apparition
Jakiro
>>121719435
You cant spell futa without ta
>>121719615
what if swm aghs gave his ult 0 mana cost AND 0 cooldown?
viable?
>>121719857
The armpits make me harder than tiny
>>121720057
You must lift, my son
>>121719921
>jakiro
Why not el licho skeletino??
>>121720057
Ask your mother. I bet she is very knowledgeable about dick.
>>121719774
Fundamental Forces +1
Gravity - Enigma
Magnetism - Wisp
Strong Nuclear Force - Chaos Knight
Weak Nuclear Force - Keeper of the Light
Absolute Zero - Ancient Apparition
>>121720178
Oh yeah, swapping jakiro for Lich
>>121719948
This could work IF he lost as much life as he deals with his ult. If he deals 200 damage with a flare, he would get 200 damage.
>>121718847
I need to impregnate Muse desu senpai
YOU'RE____IT____
>>121716107
Cocalombia desu
>Every game I've played in the last week, whatever team had alchemist has won
>He was always first or second pick
I only started playing again what the fuck is going on.
Sup senpai, just got back from a year of building wells in Africa, why is Terrorblade so shit now?
>>121719435
Bigger than yours ;^)
>>121719774
The assassins
Nyx off
TA mid
PA safe
Bounty
Omniknight
>>121720358
madman made alchemist able to 6 slot in 20 mins
>>121720363
Do the niglets shit on streets senpai?
>>121719435
cocksucker
>>121720363
He was able to baserace an entire enemy team by himself and win lategame.
so is the DC drama over yet?
>>121720673
No, ritsu has yet to be kicked back to India to finish his shitting exam
>>121720363
Niggers had money to pay you for building wells?
>>121719435
"I'm fucking gay"
>>121718719
Why are you so insecure if you are supposedly on the cusp of becoming a super power
>Play Dota for the first time in a week
>Pick Medusa for a change
>Looking forward to see if I can carry
>Some Peruvian last picks AM and goes safelane
>Feeds at second bounty rune
>Ragequits
>Don't queue another game
I used to enjoy this game
>>121719435
Long John
>>121720896
stfu bogan okay?
>>121719435
What if Zelda was a girl
DESIGNATED
He's not even Indian, he's Sri Lankan.
>>121720804
Anon you know that anyone who travels to africa to build anything does it for free. You know that damn well.
>>121719435
I FUCKING LOVE THIS MEMEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121721317
Confirmed as the ugliest player?
>>121721317
who the fuck cares, all non-whites are essentially the same
>>121716107
Watashi wa Kanada-jin desu.
>>121719435
haha feminine penis I'm not gay
>>121719435
POOPOO PEEPEE I LOVE MEMES!
>Pich Alch
>Enemy team ganks me three times really early
>Get zoned in lane
>Still manage to farm relic in 12 minutes
I wish I knew madman's thought process when designing this shit, between this shit and how Doom was a week or so ago.
>>121719435
DESIGNATED
is it normal to piss and shit at the same time or do you do it in separate instances?
>>121720938
>tfw my friend I used to always queue with got an internship and stopped playing dota
>tfw haven't played in like 2 months since then\
>tfw no one to play with
>2 weeks ago queue for a solo game
>pick dazzle because I am rusty af
>I am actually playing so bad, missing lasthits and being late with grave
>my team is not farming well
>our barracks are falling
>"report dazzle"
>spite report whole team for comm abuse and don't queue again
>few days later open dota accidentally
>mfw 3/4 reports came throughrate, comment and subscribe
>beesa's post on ritsu
how the fuck did this guy make it on a pro team
>>121720241
>not keeper of THE LIGHT ->electromagnetism
>not Wisp -> STRONG NUCLEAR (keeps shit together)
>not CK ->WEAK NUCLEAR (enthropy, atoms decay)
>>121721656
it doesnt matter
you are still shitting on a street
>>121721498
?
A non-white Pakistani won TI5. What's your point?
>>121721637
Why I doubted this wouldn't be the chosen name?
>>121721658
Where
>>121721658
Ritsu boosted then used the mmr to gain attraction
>>121721740
Pakistan hates India for wanting to shit on their streets without permission
OUR GUY
>>121721740
i'm saying that nobody cares about your nationality if you are not white
if you are black nobody cares what country you are from, you are black
if you are brown nobody cares what country you are from, you are brown
if you are yellow nobody cares what country you are from, you are yellow
do you think anybody cares if some nigger is from botswana or nigeria or somalia? or if some chink is actually chinese or malaysian?
>>121721935
Yuropeons all look the same to me tho
>>121721901
http://www.liquiddota.com/forum/the-tavern/472027-official-off-topic-general-discussion?page=4033#80650
enjoy
>>121721923
pajeet please
>>121721637
hmmm.. I can't name it that!
6 names for real this time, will accept any name that isn't WAAAAY too offensive.
What does OG stand for again?
>>121721935
Culture is more important than color, IMO. If a nigga is raised by a rich and well rounded couple, he will be better than a white raised by rednecks.
Prove me wrongyou cant
>>121722061
Fuck off faggot with your shit meme.
>>121722073
Outstanding Garbage
>>121722073
Our Girl.
>>121722061
I'm fuckin gay
>>121722061
RITSU DID NOTHING WRONG
>>121722061
Lol I'm such a 4chan kid :^)
>>121722061
>WAAAAY too offensive.
My effigy is a techies 9/11 tribute with 100 commends
fuck off redditor
>>121722102
This defense is something a non-white would write to justify their pathetic existance
>tfw white
Does Silencer mid actually work against competent players or is it just a meme? The range on Last Word is actually fucking insane
>>121722102
>non-whites
>culture
nice meme
>>121722102
>culture
as in who gets to fuck the cow first or shit on the street?
>>121722252
It has more counters than a more meta mid, but it's still good.
>>121722289
>whites
>culture
niceme.me
>>121721906
How autistic do you have to be to feed away your mmr to boost your friend's
>>121722229
>says tfw
>doesnt post his feel when
¿¿ ??
>enemy team has 3 INT heroes
>Tobi: "I wonder now what is the point of this Nyx Assassin?"
Why is this fat shitter still allowed to cast?
>>121722102
debatable
if he gets exposed to rap music and dindu nothing culture he will become like your typical ghetto nigger
>>121721680
Send complaints to [email protected] not me rofl
>>121722252
What are you gonna do as mid silencer when one of the meme offlaners this patch aka tusk, spiritbreaker, slardar just runs up to you, stuns you and kills you with their mid everytime you show in lane
>>121722470
money
he bought accs etc to have them feed on the other team
>>121722041
top b8 m8
even in america, despite all the mutts, you can still often guess fairly accurately the ethnical background of different white people. some people look more nordic, slavic, mediterranean etc.
>>121722498
>any caster ever
>"I wonder what this guy's gonna build"
>>121722061
Commanding position
>>121722490
hello reddit
>>121721680
>enthropy is weak nuclear force
please be baiting...
universe is dying for a reason you know
>>121722061
i wish bob ross was my dad
>>121722553
POO IN THE LOO
>>121722445
>niceme.me
nice meme
Ritsu's esports career is dead. Could've won easy money by coasting by on C9 salary and Majors salary.
What an absolute retard.
Better play out of his mind at Frankfurt to convince 1437 not to kick him.
>>121722047
>highlander genes
wew lad
>>121722804
no hes gone
rip
>>121722061
hello reddit
>>121722252
agh's silencer can do like 800 aoe damage dude
>>121722831
highlander as in slav genes
guy's 100% chechnyan
talks like a girl when using english
talks like a man when speaking whatever muslim thing they have now
TRIPLES NAME MY PURGE* XXDDD
* TERMS AND CONDITIONS MAY APPLY
fucking retards
>Ritsu
>EE
>Mason
are weeaboo dota players the worst kind of people?
>>121722616
>some people look more nordic, slavic, mediterranean etc.
?
the only legit whites are anglos
everyone else are just keks
Why the fuck do alchemist players build raid into manta into travels ?!?!?!
Omfg, every game i get alchi in team same exact story
no stun, no hp. no dmg, no shit
Why is this build even so popular? Its fucking pure shit
Fucking 5kmmrr gaming my ass
reminder that watching anime while playing dotagives you mental disorders
EVERY FUCKING TIME
SOME NIGGER CUNT FAGGOT SHITTARD FEEDS WK
HE HAS A STUN YOU STUPID GOD DAMN FUCK TARD BITCHES YOU'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS GAME FOR YEARS
ENJOY YOUR FREEWINS WK PLAYING CUM GARGLERS I HOPE YOU DIE
>>121723079
It was pretty good for a while when people didn't know how to deal with it
>>121723058
Anglos are brown people from South Asia desu
>>121723020
so beesa is a mudslime?
ew
>p1 Centaur
ok, ok. pretty based. i'll root for OG this match
>>121722061
I can't name this that!
PR please.
>>121723170
>whining about badSK
wew lad
>>121723170
>mfw playing wk as roaming support in my 3k trench
>can gank any single lane with smoke, which no one expects at this level
>win all lanes for your team
ayyyy
>>121723174
How is the 900hp carry build ever good?
Fucking meme builds ruin my game
>>121722061
Hitler did nothing wrong
Rate my effigy family
>>121723020
>chechnyan
beesa is a Serb though
>>121722061
TRAP PITS!
>>121723181
swedekek pls
Who's your worst hero /d2g/?
Post below!
>having a great time in the jungle
>good farm, lots of dank items
>incoming courier, need to disassemble to make a new danker item
>shit drops on the ground
>suddenly they disappear
>wtf
>enemy riki stole my shit
>get 30k just for showing up
>>121722061
Sieg heil mein fuhrer ban me gabe
Is Spirit Breaker Scepter upgrade any good? It seems meh and gimmicky..? What is a good item build for him anyway?
>tfw can't stop buying SnY and Skadi on all right clickers
h-help..
>>121723281
You just farm really fast and get 7slotted @minutes 30-35
Really hard to kill once you have octarine too
Personally I still struggle playing against alchemist mids because pub teams are kinda hard to coordinate to do proper ganks
ROFL
WHAT WAS THAT
>>121723676
#bantz
>>121723546
my games with a alchemist on team are usually over by min 20-25 ...
>>121723676
what happened
>>121723380
Honorable mention to Death Prophet, 5 losses and 0 wins
>>121723518
just fucking stop thinking being tanky will keep you alive
sometimes doing more damage will be much more helpful at accomplishing that
>>121723518
>not buying skadi on all right clickers
Out of all the right-click carries, I can count the ones that shouldn't build skadi on one hand.
>Lich is balanced
>>121722061
A feminine penis
god damn Notail is meming on GB
>>121723901
how many fingers do you have
>>121723181
lmao
both nordic and germanic people are higher tier whites than anglos
>>121723934
Why isn't the fountain helping
>>121722061
Designated cum rag
>>121723453
You mean, get 30K for qualifying
>>121716496
>reddit lurkers
>real redditors
This self delusion is fucking amazing
>>121720363
Funny thing about Terrorblade is he has some of the most broken abilities.
Reflection is fucking insane now, broken shit, better Dark Seer wall.
60% damage illusions, second highest outside CK ults 100%, great for farming, good in fights if they don't get nuked down.
Sunder is actually good now since it got the range buff, its like a free aegis.
But then you have Metamorph, his key ability, which is garbo, and the base hero itself is ultra trash.
Top icefraud balancing.
>>121724198
because those ancients belong to the dire, a better question is why isn't Chen microing his units away
Can you stop shitposting for a second?
I'm trying to post something interesting.
>>121722061
>>121722061
Ping pong long dong armpit
>Enemy team picks spirit breaker
>He ganks
>Team gets upset and starts feeding couriers
Yeah, keep bitching about techies.
>>121724265
Would have to be deliberate the way he's making them follow.
>>121724248
>Reflection illusions at level 4 do 100% damage
>Dark Seer wall illusions at level 3 do 90% damage
lmao 3 ultimates
So is the NA dota drama over with nothing of consequence happening to anyone?
>>121722061
MaLe To FeMaLe To MaLe AgAiN
LMFAO
>just want a normal steam friend to banter and play with
>they're all clingy fucks who act feminine and roleplay as girls
Why do people do this? It's so unnatural.
>>121716031
Nigger music
How the OG win with Centaur aka badSlardar?
>>121718930
>>121719435
>>121722061
>>121724826
I guess that works...
>>121725120
DO NOT BEFRIEND ANIME AVATARS
>>121725120
Post id
>Alchemist on my team went midas brown boots battlefury when we had a magnus.
Can't wake up
>>121725437
>not going double cleave
what happened to SEA server on dota
I have to do a Low Priority game because of my internet fucking up
Is core Abaddon still viable or nah
>>121723934
>OD didn't prison himself
BAKA!
>>121725591
Anything is viable in pubs
>>121718930
>>121719435
>>121722061
>>121724826
>>121725312
No I can't do it, 4 names my TA effigy!
>>121725750
That's enough anon.
>>121725750
RANK SKANK STANK
Why doesn't the Fountain do pure damage
>SC2
>the one of the highest skillcap esports currently being played
>requires intense focus and sustained superhuman APM
>players get at most 5 minute breaks between matches
>Doturd 2
>babby's first moba
>requires knowing where the R button on your keyboard is and less APM than someone writing an essay
>hour long breaks between matches in the same series
dotards?
>>121725750
MUH DIK
>>121725750
I'm such a fucking faggot oh god I want a billion nigger dicks in my mouth
>>121725946
DEAD
GAME
>2 games in a row people feeding and throwing on purpose
le forced 50 isn't real face
le only constant maymay
>>121725946
>starshit
>skillcap
>>121726075
Yeah, but what do you think about SC2?
>>121725994
I can't name it that! It's too long!
2 names it!
>>121716895
>6:00
Holy fucking fuck. What.
what heroes do indians play?
>>121715652
>you have to land his abilities so its balanced
Yo, what's with all this NA drama shit? I don't follow drama but it's fucking everywhere
>>121726307
>Dota loses 16% of their player base from a massive game engine change
>SC2 dies all on its own
The funny part is that even with a 16%, Dota 2's player is STILL up comparing the same month with last year.
And Dota is slowly but steadily recovering the lost players with bug fixes and improvement so that wooden PC players can play the game again.
>>121726589
na dota best dota
Ritsu the type of nigga who watch one episode of House of Cards and want to be the Dota Frank Underwood
Indians come from a psychotic culture that still believes in inherited slavery/bride burning, and everyone shits in the streets.
Seriously not surprising he has zero common decency.
>>121727017
Hes just a fucking sociopath m8, those come from every culture
>>121726340
desu imo senpai
>>121726921
So are we literally posting niggertweets now
>>121726363
>>121716895
In all fairness you're gunna find abnormal shit like this in every country
>swe rape camps
>india DESIGNATED streets
>USA projeks/Detroit
>Mexico cartel beheadings
>China skinning dogs/animals alive in the streets
etc etc
>>121723058
The only true whites are the ones with blue eyes.
If you're white with brown eyes just commit suicide already, you're half a shitskin.
>>121719217
I'm neither a virgin nor a NEET. Granted, I haven't had a lot of sex, but I have tried anal and few other kinky things.
And to be honest, I'm at uni but I'm a lazy shit, so I might as well be a NEET.
>Mid and Safe carry are fucking terrible
>Turns out they queued together
>>121727017
Nah race has nothing to do with this, Ritsu is just a shitbag of a person no matter what
The saddest part is that Ritsu is actually a legitimately amazing player.
I think in the realm of pro dota, people should be judged on their gameplay and not what they do in their personal lives. He shouldn't get kicked.
>>121726249
Fuck you for proving my point
>SC2
>mismanaging during the crucial early game phase messes up the growth of your superexponential function determining the resources ("farm" in your mobaby language) so badly the player might as well leave right there and then (something you can't do because you're held hostage by 4 enemies you can't fight mistakenly called "your allies", lmao)
>dodo 2
>since 6.82 being ahead means being behind thanks to the awesome and spectator (but not player :v)) experience improving memeback mechanics
>wc3 dota heroes STILL not all ported
>>121726834
>Dota 2's player is STILL up comparing the same month with last year.
By like half a percent, I saw that.
Only 19 more percentage points to go, champ!
>>121725946
>sc2
>high skill cap
but anon that's the wrong starcraft
>>121727327
Just because you're using good spelling and grammar doesn't mean I can't tell this is NAdota damage control
Do you have a designated guy for this stuff or do you all take turns?
>>121727327
>personal lives
It isn't like hes fucking traps or snorting coke. He's actively sabotaging an enemy team.
>>121727327
no hes not
>>121727261
>If you're white with brown eyes just commit suicide already, you're half a shitskin.
sounds exactly what hitler looks like
>>121724131
>>both nordic and germanic people are higher tier whites than anglos
that can't be true, you lost to us anglos twice.
LmAO Who cARES XddD
>>121719217
nah
i'm in law school and have a qt 3.14 gf
i just like dota
>>121727290
99% of all crimes are commited by shitskins
you need to be crazy to disregard correlation
Why do people underrate Abaddon's pushing potential so much?
Curse of Avernus increases AS of allies hitting the tower by 10/20/30/40 and decreases tower AS itself by 5/10/15/20, and afaik is one of two spells in the game that slows tower AS. Might not sound like much but when trying to get quick T1 early on this could have a huge impact.
>>121727619
Source? I'll agree it's more likely but 99%? Come on
>>121727327
>people should be judged on their gameplay
that's true, however he's not good
>>121727327
As far as I can tell, Ritsu has never proven himself to be better than a typical non-pro ~6k NA player. This isn't to say he's bad, just that he isn't extraordinary.
>>121727548
>selectively picking conflicts
>>121727532
>>121727858
>he's not good
but pros say otherwise
>>121727367
>By like half a percent, I saw that.
September 2014, 477.9k
September 2015, 508.1k
6.3% Increase.
>>121728056
>pros are always right
>8k
>can't land a single sunstrike
>>121728056
"pros" as in bulba and TC or like puppey and shit?
>>121728027
>being a sore loser
come on m8
What the fuck is happening in this thread?
>lose 6 games in a row to literal griefing and an abandon
this is making me furious, this game needs to have better match making.
now they aren't even HIDING THEIR FUCKING GAME RIGGING
WHAT IS THIS SHIT NIGGER FUCK ASS BuLLSHT
STOP CHEATING ME
first it was subtle, shitty players and shit talkers ruining games
oh no, that wasnt enough, because I still won games and got to 4500 mmr
NO NO NO THJAT CANT BE RIGHT
HE HAS TO FUCKING LOSE WITH BLATANT FUCKING GRIEFERS AND FEEDERS
THIS
IS
GAME RIGGING BULLSHIT
>>121728207
you know right that anglos are mostly just germanic whites with the added effect of the inbreeding in UK
>>121728164
>>121728154
ee and rtz
also he qualified for majors so what is ur point
>>121728248
memes, as per usual
>>121728118
You'll try anything to make your game look good, eh?
No one cares how much the game grew in the past, RIGHT NOW it is in the process of dying.
>>121728348
>anglos are germans too!
nice try fata enjoy your syrian refugees
What did Ritsu do?
No memes please, I want actual responses
>>121728698
Conspired with Mason and other NAdota shits to leak DC drafts and try to make them generally fail, and stalk Beesa to the point of doxxing his sister and threatening him on skype
>>121728698
Shitting on the streets of the NA dota scene
>>121716107
best scandinavian country reporting in!
>>121728698
He set up a Skype group for fellow NA players to share DC's scrim drafts so that they would have a lesser chance of making it to LANs. Then a bunch of other shit came out about Ritsu, which basically took him from being a butthurt NA retard to a legit sociopath (read the thread on Reddit about Beesa)
>>121727327
>Get MMR boosted
Yeh, that takes real skill
>play sniper against dusa,batrider,slardar and clock
>''I will build blink since slardar will fuck me up if I go SB and go diffusal next for medusa''
''WHAT? BLINK SNIPER? LOL REPORT
REPORT SNIPER DIFFUSAL = NO DAMAGE LOL''
13 kills didn't feed, was responsible for killing medusa 3 times on teamfights and finishing batrider off before he coud grab someone else with a refresher and I still had money for a rapier but my axe standed still watching me get caught by a long distance hookshot and let me die
alone.
we lost the game anyways since my supports fed so much they didn't have money for fucking wards.
>>121728412
>No one cares how much the game grew in the past, RIGHT NOW it is in the process of dying.
Nigga what? I just showed you Dota's annual growth on a month to month basis.
Good luck shilling for a ded gaem.
>>121729581
wasn't he already like 6k when he started doing that? not saying that justifies it but assuming he at least got to ~6k by himself hes not a complete shitter
>>121729178
Norway?
>>121729710
>almost 2016
>still me ooga team booga posting
>>121729720
That growth of -16,28%?
Okay.
Those fractions of a percentage of growth after that is just random fluctuations and more bots.
>Good luck shilling for a ded gaem.
You'll need it.
>>121729731
Who's to say he didn't boost to 6k or bought the account?
>>121729810Estonia
>>121716107
DENMARK
D
E
N
M
A
R
K
>Newbee.Young replacing iG at majors
wow it's fucking nothing
>>121730249
free... major?
>>121730237
FUCK OFF THE RIGHT ANSWER WAS NORWAY
>>121730107
stop being creepy estonia no one knows you
>>121729710
>picking sniper
Don't have much sympathy for you m8
>>121730249
Why
>"A smell I well remember"
What did he mean by this?
>>121730024
No one. But lets be honest he's good enough for that, he could probably get 7k on his own too.
He's a really good player compared to all players, but his pro play is just really weak.
I don't know why retards were sucking his dick, his performance was almost always underwhelming or nothing special.
>>121729710
>Me ooga
>Team booga
Mute them all, if they're yelling at you they're not worth listening to. If you're particularly upset, say "Well Played!" every time they die and say "New Meta" every time you finish a teamfight they weren't in.
>>121726508
>earth spirit
Kebap Jimmy Sing stack is teh best thing to ever happen in the history of dota
which pros would you choose for the other 2 slots?
>>121729892
WONGO BONGO OOGA
ME GOOD
FUCK YOU OOOOOOOGGG
>>121730579
Because super didn't get his passport and IG was dumb and didn't register any subs.
>>121730838
What is your fucking point?
>everything going to shit
>I'm tilting too
>all of the sudden two different people in my team go like 20-1-20 and we stomp the shit out of dire
What the fuck just happened
>empire losing to nonames
HONESTLY FUCK TINKER, THAT HERO IS A JOKE.
>>121731125
Chuan's mansion?
>>121720316
>verguenza.jpg
>>>/out/
>>>/trash/
>>121731142
just another example of "Balancing with IceFrog"
>>121731346
Tell me you got rekt by a Mjölnir + lotus tinker
otherwise you're trash
>>121730821
I'm not saying he can't but proof of his boosting has superseded his achievements. It's like when a police officer is caught tampering with evidence once and all his previous cases he worked on it up for scrutiny even though he's only done it that one time
Reminder: Reddit will not be satisfied until supports look something like this:
>Land your 1000 range disable
>Land your 1000 range nuke
>FIRST BLOOD
>Press R
>Teamwipe
>Get 6-slotted at 10 minutes because all your items are free
>Walk up to a tower and press E
>DIRE'S MIDDLE TOWER HAS FALLEN
>Ancient explodes at 20 minutes
>It's okay because I picked a support and supports can't be OP
>>121730968
Kalle
Puppey
>>121731627
>JakiroMeta.post
>>121730968
Arise / Kalle / Excallibur / 1437
>>121731750
>not puppEEy
>>121731627
I too hate reddit and enjoy talking about them all the time.
Tell me like-minded friend, what do you hate the most about redditors?
>>121731346
this desu senpai
>Sunsfan creating content for an overwatch channel
I dont know what sadder. Dota 2's slow, slow demise or that weasely fucking jew already trying to worm his way into another game
THE OFFICIAL FANTASY DOTA TEAM OF /d2g/:
>Offlane
Miracle
>Roamer/Token underperformer
Ixmike88
>Midlane
QO
>Support/Captain
Puppey
>Carry
w33
>Coach
PPD
>>121731627
Name a single OP support who isn't WW.
>>121732056
He says, while LD is hosting a Smash tournament.
>>121732151
Earthshaker
>>121732056
>STAR_ creating content for an overwatch channel
I dont know what sadder. TF2's slow, slow demise or that weasely fucking jew already trying to worm his way into another game
>>121732085
Most retarded dream team I ever saw. At least say "my dream team" instead of implying we endorse that shit
>>121732151
Earth Spirit
>>121732056
Check the latest stats and update your memes.
Dota is growing now.
Also
>following Overwatch enough to even know sunsfan is doing whatever
end yourself
QUICK D2G YOU HAVE 10 MIN TO BALANCE THE FOLLOWING HEROES:
Windrunner
Achemist
Elder Titan
Shadow Fiend
Tusk
Anti Mage
QoP
>>121732234
>Shaker is op
Did you forget to play dota for 2 months before posting?
>>121732274
He's an Offlaner though.
WHERE THE FUK IS THE AXE COMIC AND IMMORTAL LA
>>121732151
Dazzle
>>121727252
I don't see a nationwide campaign from a relief organization, complete with a hilariously embarrassing music video, to fix any of those issues besides one.
>>121732085
>Ixmike on roamer
He's going to try anything to get the enemy carry to tilt. TI would be a shitshow.
>>121732310
Whats wrong with Overwatch?
>Dota 2 is actually gaining players again
Well fuck me. What do you think it is? The Frankfurt major?
>>121732085
>No EE
Literally our guy
>>121732334
>WR
BAT reduced to 1.7
Shackle disjointable
-3 base int
>Alch
-2 base strength
>ET
+1 base armour
+20 damage on Spirit
>Tusk
-1 Armour
>AM
Nothing
>QoP
Int Growth reduced from 2.5 to 2.
Scream of Pain mana cost rescaled from 110/120/130/140 to 100/120/140/160
>>121732056
>overwatch
>successful
lel
>>121732724
>Well fuck me. What do you think it is? The Frankfurt major?
Literally just bug fixes for what Reborn broke. Expect faster growth after Frankfurt. Dota always loses player around the end of Summer, because a lot of underage plays. This year is worse than usual due to Reborn.
Let's share this until it happens:
http://www.playdota.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1438472
>>121732334
Shackle can be disjointed
Fine
Astral damage increased
Nerf strength gain
Snowball needs Doom cast animation
Blink cast point nerf
New cosmetic slots
Arcana
>>121716107
Croatia
>>121732724
Reborn took a hefty chunk of wooden PCs (15%)
Now it's coming back
>>121732508
I'll allow it.
>>121732554
Please post it
>weebs DESIGNATED guy got blown the fuck out
>C9 will never recover
>honeypots canonically confirmed
>IN THE SAME FUCKING EVENT
YOU JUST CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP
>>121732978
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_peUxE_BKcU
for you
>>121732151
Ogre Magi
Earthshaker
Faceless Void
>>121727252
Makes me appreciate England in the sense that we dont have anything that ridiculous
>>121733068
But Envy revealed it.
Envy is the weeb designated our guy.
>>121733421
How do you suppose Envy got access to this shit in the first place?
reminder that EE is our girl
>>121733336
>Ogre Magi
>>121733421
>w-we never supported ritsu
>r-ritsu isn't indian
>>121733068
So many memes in this post, this should be illegal
>>121733503
it's like you give a chance to the retarded kid in primary school
you invite him to your party/go to his
and he does some extremly autistic things
that's how
>>121716107
Netherlands
hardly meet any Dutch people in dota desu
reminder that you're a brain damaged social reject manchild, not an anime girl
>>121733561
>Implying a subhuman currywog could ever be anyones guy
baka senpai
>>121733759
>fishing for youvotes
>>121726340
dark templar
>>121733506
Rori is such a god honestly
We're fucking blessed that he likes Dota
>>121733759
Reminder that I'm still 49 wins / 16 losses with playing CARRY ABADDON only.
Reminder that this equals to a 33 win to 0 ZERO loss ratio.
Reminder that I am the best CARRY ABADDON player in the entire /d2g/.
Reminder that you're all a bunch of fucking kuso shitstains that can't play the hero properly.
Reminder that I am chosen by the mist.
>>121733971
>weebs calling others subhuman
>>121733369
best I can do for you guys is bad teeth/IslamaLondon
>>121733503
My guess is Mason stirred all this up with Ritsu and then leaked it to get back at him for Ravindu's past stalking and doxxing his facebook over liquiddota. I mean who else had access to the chats between only him and ritsu
>>121726340
high templar
Try to come up with a new dota themed snack/buiscuit for Greggs.
>>121734413
bongs are subhuman
>Ritsu, the Dota playing god wrecks face
>Weebs cling onto him and praise him
>Ritsu gets revealed as a scummy Sri-Lankan
>Weebs denounce him as a shitskin
Make up your mind retards.
>>121733369
>ugh, whats up with all these other countries and rape
>sure am glad this doesn't happen in my country, Englands
ITT post your favorite Ogre Magi, Earthshaker and Faceless Void
>>121734102
just realized rori just loli with an asian accent
>>121734573
Int
str
agi
>>121734715
Not even an accent, it's the Japanese word for Loli.
>>121734413
Rasta cookies.the ones with the special ingredient
>>121734498
Nah, I hate him for being a faggot. shitskin was just icing
how are DC on 4k a month when they win nothing.
Is Sunsfan that fucking rich?
They are retarded
since they both died they won the same gold
but silencer lost 200gold because he died
then he won the gold he lost + the gold awarded by the wr
it's fair and balanced
>>121734715
Japanese cant spell "L"
>>121735029
4k a month is so fucking huge, I can't believe it actually
My friend REALLY loves omniknight.
At least it's not pudge.
>>121735029
4k per player or for the whole team?
What if there was a Wraith Band but for INT and STR heroes which was made from Basi and Bracer/Null Talisman?
>>121735029
According to Ritsu, it's probably more like $4k worth of blowjobs than actual cash
>>121735234
They have 5 players, I can't imagine it being 4k for the whole team.
>>121734548
English people dont have anything exciting. Everyone is boring and waiting for death
>>121735179
You should let him know about GoodOmni aka Abaddon
>Le riki offlane
>Supports buy sentries instead of dust
>He gets 6 before me because I have to share my xp
>Deletes any hero with four right clicks or less
>From then it's just gank after gank after wipe after wipe
>True sight doesn't actually matter because his invisibility has no effect past the free laning stage anyways
>>121735318
idk it's sunskek after all
>>121735318
He might be a shitskin, ugly and have lots of mental issues but that's goddamn hilarious.
>>121735151
this is fuckin ilarious
im my country when we imagine (and hear) jap speak we always get to the point they spell L instead or R
>>121735376
I think he just likes the hero's concept or something.
Guys who wins in a fight between RTZ and Kuroky? Cause it's happening at the Summit.
>>121734994
>>121735151
why can't they?
Is it because R and L are the same sound to them?
>>121735545
EG is tier 2 and TL is tier 3
>>121726340
epic man
>>121735378
ME OOGA
TEAM BOOGA
>losing to a fucking offlane riki
hello 1k
>>121735467
Aren't you confusing it chinks? They swap R for L
>>121735548
Their "r" sound is kind of inbetween r and l. Sometimes it sound more r-like, sometimes it sounds more l-like. They can't pronounce the English r and l sounds well for the same reason you can't pronounce å ä ö in Swedish well.
>>121735378
Buy a dust and kill him because ITS A FUCKING RIKI?
Whats he going to do, cloud and walk away?
>>121726340
just delete your fucking dota account and never come back here
>>121735285
I would gladly take it
>>121732151
SLAMMI'N
>>121736170
>priem yats
>>121735378
If the you're at a skill level where you can't even beat an offlane riki, you should just be playing riki yourself and stomping.
>>121736170
How the fuck did Sunsfan get this?
>>121736323stay weird
post tummy qt
>>121736375
>55% Win Rate on VHS
Literally free mmr hero.
>>121735737
dunno here we get the same case with japs
THE GLEAT NIPPON YOU POLK AMELICAN
is an example (we dont speak eng tho)
What's tobi talking about? Treads are great on tinker. You can Rearm and get the double treadswitch.
>>121736375
>Git gud
You realise he stomps all skill levels right?
>>121736476
That jew gold
>>121736714
top kek
>wake up
>see this
>she says "Hey loser, buy me an Arcana or I'll sit on your lap, you homo fag"
What do?
>be me
>playing a ranked game of dota 2
>4600 mmr
>SA server
>pick venom in order to support yurnero in te offlane
>the lane is yurnero+venom vs spectre+rhasta
>so I thought that the lane was won by default if I set proper warding to spot their QoP and we bully the spectre from the start
>I was wrong, the yurnero is the biggest pussy baby playing this game and let the spectre farm even a little bit because I can't play aggresive on miself against 2 of them
>of course my team bully me when the game goes down the shitter as I explicit thought when we let that weak lane get away with it...
Why are some people playing this game in a relative high mmr that does not understand a simple concept such as "oportunity cost"?
this yurnero decided to get some stupid extra cs instead of completely deny the spectre's farm in the lane phase
WHYwe won though
>>121737037
Wouldn't she sit on my face
dotards?
>inb4 leddit
>>121737162
>she
>>121737280
">she says"
???
UR TEAMS DYING
>>121736601
He doesn't even have that bad a winrate in pro games. Lifetime 70-62, which is top 20. When will pros give Riki a fair shake?
UK Cup finals now live
Welp's revenge v Xenex
Rime playing the Mid
Beesa playing the Carry
Meep's specialist Invoker
Twitch - Zambrella101
>>121737267
amazing, I saved this picture and then dragged it into my trash can
>>121737280
"it" was voiced by a woman
hence - she
>>121737267
Ask a pro if that really matters.
Short answer: No it doesn't. Considering you know what heroes you're dealing with due to the draft not it's model.
Literally only the bad cosmetic from a competitive standpoint is SF's arcana as you know if you are hitting an invis hero if you hit 2 raises.Source: Someone on the competitive scene
>>121737641
>Goku was voiced by a woman so he's a girl
DEE
TWO
GEE
>>121737475
What ever happened to Cook?
>>121737267
There's 5 heroes to recognize every game how fucking retarded do you have to be
>>121737641
>Ash was a girl
>Pikachu was a girl
>>121737267
>reddit doesn't understand what silhouette and key features means
Color me not.
>tfw I make a simple steam guide to fix some crashes and FPS issues on Neptunia Re:birth3
>tfw I get over 1k unique visitors and 32 favorites.
>tfw I get a 4star rating and everyone compliments me for my work and help
>tfw Neptunia players are much more civilized than all the DOTA players combined
>tfw this game's biggest problem is it's terrible community
>tfw dotards will defend this
>>121737908
then why gut a good set?
fuck this game I never want to do anything competitive with a team of random people again in my life
>>121737796
And she saved the universe and had children with other woman.
Get reck patriarchy!
>>121737037
>she
But pucks a boy
>>121737641
>Popeye was voiced by a woman so he's a girl
>>121735179
Omni is the boss. You can win games solely by saving your retarded shitfuckers so many times that the law of averages kicks in and they win the game by accident.
>wanna get the new pa set
>have to buy the goypendium
>even then I only have the CHANCE of getting it
>can't just buy it off the market like you can in cs and tf2.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NON TRADABLE NON MARKETABLE BULLSHIT? I CANT BUY SOMETHING I WANT TILL LIKE JANUARY? I'm not buying a fucking goypendium
>>121735179
That's good for him, you've scored a supportbro for life.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/3s1e4n/very_important_message_to_icefrog_volvo/
>Pros in charge of not being a bunch of spoiled cry babies
>>121738047
Report weeb faggot pls
>>121738047
Calm down, Lyte.
>>121738435
>try to feed
>somehow I don't die
>suddenly I'm godlike
gg EZ xaxaxaxaxa carried this shit
>>121735179
I like Dazzle so I can relate with him.
>>121737641
>there are ppl in this VERY thread that watched DB Subbed
>>121738776
Senpai, pls..
>>121738828
My name isn't Lyte, dudester.
>>121738741
>mfw streamers crying like tiny bitches when they're against ES
G o o d S p o t
Why do teams still keep picking QoP?
>>121738435
Hey! That's how I play Chen!
>Farming while my team is busy trying to feed
>Oh no somebody's getting assraped again
>Here take a global Mekanism and get the fuck out of my sight
>Enemy team gets wiped
>Incinerate Roshan with an 8-second stun and damage amplification while my team is off taking t3s
>This actually manages to get my team to come back after the enemy team respawns so they can race for the aegis
Pottery
>>121739154
Best ass in doto and a nice rack.
>>121737802
"Cook playing the lina" doesn't quite have the same ring to it
>>121739154
memestacks
>>121720363
This isn't 6.84 moron. Terrorblade has 50%+ win rate at 5k mmr or more. He is far from shit.
>>121724248
>which is garbo
You're retarded. Meta is his best skill and skill you should max. Look at the top Terrorbalde players on dota buff, they all max meta first.
>n0lans
>>121716336
play against him in a tournament that matters
>>121739728
Yes you max it first, but that doesn't make it good.
Not sure how this complex line of thought passes over you.
You don't max Reflection first because you're a 300 hp hero you don't fight.
You don't max illusions first because they can't jungle anymore, so 10% more damage doesn't mean a whole lot.
Why is N0tail playing a carry, isn't he a support player?
>tfw you start getting gud
>>121740259
It doesn't matter what he plays, he'll be carried by E I G H T T H O U S A N D M A T C H M A K I N G P O I N T S anyway
>>121740152
It's a double damage ruin that turns you into a range unit and a huge damage steroid. It massively increase your farming plus taking down early towers. Don't talk about heroes you know fuck all about it. Terrorblade isn't even in the top 20 worst heroes this patch.
>>121740431
post mmr shitterbad
you won't
you're nonhuman trash
Duolingo released a course on Russian the other day. Guess I might as well have a look at it if I'm going to be watching all these slav streamers all the time.
>>121739263
she has the best rack too
>>121740552
>0% p/b rate in pro games this patch
>good
yeah fuck off
>>121740259
according to Moon-
This is how our team enviroment is like. Bigdaddyn0tail is screaming in the mic:" BIGDADDY BIGDADDYYYYY BIG DOOOOODYYY YEEEAAAA IM" GOING INNNNN". I'm yelling "GET ON MY LEVEL HOE YEEE NEVA EVA NEVA EVA YOU CAN NEVA EVA GET ON MY LEVEL HOE" everytime I kill someone. Fly is spamming Alt Left-Click on his gold to count it every second, he's also spamming Alt Left-Click quickbuyu on Midas to remind us every second how close he is to buying Midas while me and n0tail are yelling at him stop counting your money jew and don't buy midas or we'll lose. Meanwhile cr1t's spamming "Good Game" on the chat wheel while typing "I am dead" every other second. Alas we have Miracle- aka "M-God" aka "8 0 0 0 M A T C H M A K I N G P O I N T S" playing anti-mage and I think he muted all of us.
Now you might be thinking:"How the hell does a team function like that? Let alone win?!". Well that's because this is the environment Miracle- is used to playing in his 8000 Ranked MM games. He ends up playing anti-mage or SF and carries the game 1v9. We are simply re-creating the environment in which he excels: Miracle + four 4k mmr teammates
>>121740431
>normal skill
How do you aim your toss to land in certain places?
When playing tusk, why does his snowball sometimes hits instantly, and sometimes it doesn't?
pounded hard eh tobi
>>121740596
Make a feel good post about how you're although you're a women and get some comments now and then the dota 2 community is really a lot better then every other online game community you've been too, and you're really happy that you found a place here! :)
>>121740687
Not in CM but I am sure you are just trolling at this point.
>>121740786
toss is aimed you throw one of the nearest units to you
snowball has asub command after being activated to release it early
>>121740152
When he was op in 6,82 meta was also maxed first.
>>121740596
>>121740812
Oh yea, don't forgot to mention that dota helped you get through a really touch patch and that you're not sure that you would be here today if it weren't for all you guys.
>>121740786
Jesus christ play the fucking game
Why is the Slardar Immortal more expensive than the Golden Immortals?
I miss Beesa guys
>pick tank
>>121740812
that would be hilarious. I can see the comments now;
"yeah told you those fucking bitch sluts are fine in dota"
"PM me your tits if you like dota so much"
"Fucking whores, told you I respect women"
How do we fix them?
>>121741154
Because Slardar is in high demand now you fucking retard
>>121740552
Its a DD rune that renders you completely ineffective in fights because you move way too slow until you get Skadi, the change so it doesn't apply to illusions but instead is a radius buff, makes it a lot worse for farming that it used to be, as well as split pushing.
It literally does nothing but help with early tower push, but a lot of that comes from high damage Illusions despite the tower damage nerf on them.
>le u no offin
okay ;)
I'm actually 70% wr exactly on him this patch. I would agree he's not the worst but he is so insanely situational and is only good because of the huge buff Reflection got, basically only good against carries who their Reflection illusion will deal huge damage to themselves.
>>121740986
I'm sure the good build was to max the illusions because a single level 4 illusion could clear a jungle camp on its own once you got an Aquila or something.
>>121741154
because it isn't gaudy trash
>>121741171
those are really nice lips
wouldn't mind seeing them wrapped arounda banana
>>121741249
Isn't it supposed to be Fat, Jew, Fat and a Jew?
>>121741249
>forced 50% not on mainroster
no wonder its all losses
How do people only play 1 hero for like 99% of their games
>>121741495
yeah he failed to meme
>>121734190
sub2kmmrspotted
>ritsu
holy kek
>>121741531
because fun heroes are fun
I gotta say Thug is actually decent from that team
>>121741249
make picknyx the captain
>tfw no sheever in my life
all I want to do isloveher
>>121741332
>was to max the illusions
You maxed illusions after you maxed meta with no points in reflection. Post your dota buff because you are a retard who seems to know nothing about the hero. SO many high tier players have been consistently picking him, check the top terrorblade players on dota buff with great success. And may I remind you again he has 50% win rate in 5k mmr +?
>It literally does nothing but help with early tower push, but a lot of that comes from high damage Illusions despite the tower damage nerf on them
You are a fucking retard the proper build on him this patch is max reflection and meta firwst
How should Valve make Dota 2 more appealing to white people? The playerbase is mostly slavs and chinks.
>get two support heroes
>neither buys wards
i fucking love this shit
>>121742124
remove kebab
>>121742124
More Anime.
>>121742124
>How should Valve make Dota 2 more appealing to white people?
The only games white people seem to enjoy are glorified social networking games.
>>121742124
Add more heroes with guns
Lina Inverse, the Slayer
>tfw cant stop playing puck and pugna
i guess i just like losing
>>121742459
How is CSGO "glorified social networking game"?
It's second biggest game on Steam and its playerbase is almost solely white people
>>121742124
Make the lane creeps that everyone bullies into white guys and white girls, depending on the side.
>>121742723
>It's second biggest game on Steam and its playerbase is almost solely
Slavs
>>121742124
Roll back to 6.81 remove welfare dota
>>121721680
star decay and light comes off as a result of weak nuclear force and wisp is electromagnetism because of orbiting and shit but CK literally had to be shoehorned in for le epic nerd jokes
>>121742723
becasue white people love guns :)
>>121742403
Jokes on you.
Peruvians are big weebs
>>121742804
Fuck off pedo
Neither of them are even female
>>121742838
No not really
It does have a fair share of slavs but also a lot of people from non-slav European countries
It also has much better representation amongst American PC gamers (vast majority white) compared to Dota 2
>>121742875
>ALLAHU AKBAR doto back
>Good
>>121742804
no fuck off shitter
dont touch my favorite heroes with your awful anime aids
>>121743014
Prove it.
>>121743095
PUCK IS NOT MALE
what are some good games to play when you're on tilt
preferably single player
already got recommended "they bleed pixels" and "duelyst"
i just want to calm down and play some vidya and hopefully not kill myself tonight
We need more Australians in dota.
hello. my bf is 5K and teaching me Dota. I'm 2.1K solo, 2.3 party mmr and would like to find people to play with who are nice & respectful. im pretty bad at dota, but happy to cooperate with teammates.
steam name ilovebasil
>>121743338
Puck is genderless moron
>>121743379
Dude, just turn off your PC
Go outside or study or read a book or something
>>121743379
any kirby game
they make you happy and chill
>>121743449
post tummy first qt
>>121743379
undertale
>>121715939
haha fun story brother
>>121743456
Exactly:
PUCK IS NOT MALE
>>121743379
I usually play an MMO where I can get lost in the grind.
I've been on a bad loss streak myself, coupled with awful team compositions it's bretty bad.
>>121743524
what's a good book then
or tv show or movie or anything
>>121743646
unironically seconding this
Is techies kill? boy did I messed up not playing him in its prime.
can we stop the reddit-shaming meme? it is not funny nor original and it is just hateful
>>121744294
You can still get first blood effortlessly
You can still be something that's impossible to kill without a long silence
You can last-hit *better* now
You have unlimited mines, UNLIMITED! That's like FREE wards that explode when somebody touches them!
>>121744294
make a smurf, lose thousands of games till you're in the shit tier and hunt jungle LC's and medusas.
But in all seriousness, the nerfs only really hit his laning and strength against Melee heroes (which is still a funking ton of his use). He's still great late when you have items, he still has the one remote wave clear that makes him annoying as shit to deal with late.
but very. very niche now.
>>121744294
techies is the kind of hero you play in pubs with people that are 500 mmr below you and you go 20-1 and you still lose
How do I stop being the only constant
>>121743431
I need you on my bed
>>121745189
what if their race is shit
Will we see Riki on frankfurt?
>>121745419
You can never see Riki dumbass.
>>121745419
Yeah ppd will surprise us with the rtz Riki
>>121745305
Then they can fuck off and not taint better races
My comment was more focused on better races mixing with inferior ones though
>>121744912
Stop playing Dota and got play PvE games you shitter.
>>121745468
>>121745057
god you people are the fucking worst
at least other shitposters put SOME fucking effort, not even animeposters are as pathetic as you
did euw just shit itself for anyone else?
>>121745680
>pos 4 riki
dank
>>121745468
>>121745057
>someone actually bothered to make these webms
sheeverfags fuck off
>>121745189
this isn't /pol/ senpai
>>121746365
Literally goodBH.
>>121746387
what other heroes have similar play style to slardar?
Im sure the second star from mirana starfall hitting a dead target was "Fixed" in a bugfix ages ago
Im positive I read that exact change
And its still happening
>>121727367
yeah this is 100% true, ignore the doturds that say otherwise
game is DEAD, gold comeback mechanics killed a ton of heroes
>OG can't even win an online tournament
wew
>>121732840
>Blizzard game
>Not succesful
>>121746686
Valve did fix it, then they broke it again
so when they fix it again people will think the game is still being improved
troeling for victims
Why doesn't Sing play with Tucker anymore?
>>121747298
Tucker raped him
>>121747298
they had a big fighttucker blames reborn for him throwing games and quit dota
Skykek mage is actually pretty good, mad damage and when you get atos you'll just ruin someone's shit with silence and double slow.
>>121746839
>responding to a 4 hour old post
the only thing dead here is your fucking intelligence.
>>121716107
England, reporting in as the only white poster so far
>>121747535
>tfw BKB
>>121747569
Its the same shill replying to himself.
>>121735179
>32:32
>33:08
>23:07
>26:32
>30:40
am I the only one whos playing +45mins every fucking time?
>>121747494
he didnt quit. he streamed 2 days ago or something?
did he quit his plan to make money from streaming maybe?
>>121747118
it will be a successful launch, then the game will quickly bleed player numbers like every blizzard game since 2010.
overwatch will have more controversial monetisation methods made public in the near future. People forget that this game is basically blizzards effort to make some money back after scraping their sci-fi mmo.
>>121716107
The greatest country in the world
I'm surprised nobody else has replied usa
>People who think WR isn't balanced
How to spot the 2k
>>121748312
because you will get shot
>People who think Doom isn't balanced
How to spot the 1k
so ritsu dead now?
>>121719217
im socially normie
dota freak in my alone time
>>121748474
I've never been shot
t.American
Explain why isn't earth spirit deleted from dota yet
ok so you're a six slotted earthshaker/tidehunter/axe/enigma
do you sell blink dagger?
>>121748825
Funnik plz.
>>121742874
ahhh jesus christ im cumming
>>121748841
keep it unless im going 6 bracer build
>>121748841
No, that's the most 2k thing to do.
You keep refresher on a courier near you so you can swap it out when youve used it.
>>121748841
Of course not
Are you new to dota?
>>121748825
Please log in Funn1k
you offlane nigger
>>121748841
>Do you want to lose your initiation tool for something that you're building after every other slot
HMM...
>>121719774
Royal Paladins
Dk
Omni
KOTL
Wraith King
Queen of Pain
legit draft
why the FUCK am i still unable to change announcer/courier/wards/ect in reborn?
IM STUCK WITH FUCKING SNOW EVERY GAME
I FUCKING
HATE
THE
SNOW
AMBIENCE
HOW THE FUCK DO I CHANGE IT
CHANGING THROUGH THE HERO SELECT DOESNT FUCKING WORK IT JUST GOES BACK TO WHAT IT WAS IN THE PREVIOUS CLIENT
GABE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT FIX YOUR CLIENT
>>121719774
spirits?
3 spirits+vs+spirits breaker
>>121749019
>>121749026
>>121749181
Retarded 4k kiddies who think they're good.
Of course you sell if there's a better initiator in the team as you can just buy BoT2 and TP to the initiator preemptively.
>>121749026
I've never done it before I want to see if anyone can justify it
>>121749019
I don't have the necessary 12 apm for that kind of advanced manouvre
>>121719774
The edgelords
Terrorblade
Shadow demon
Shadow fiend
Doom
Warlock
>>121749471
>Depending on your team
>DEPENDING ON YOUR TEAM
That's 2k shit right there.
>>121719885
>lesbos
>no spectre
she's a total dyke
How do i stay on very high skill bracket?
>>121749686
git gud
>>121734221
there is a language filter now family
fa m = senpai
tb h = desu
sm h = baka
cuc k = kek
senpai desu baka kek
>>121719885
Lina loves dick
>>121719774
Spoopy
WK
Lich
Pugna
Visage
Undying
>>121749769
>explaining the filters
They are more than a week old now, if you didn't use any of these words you are either not a memester or a redditard.
>>121750042
>Implying WK is spoopier and a better choice for pos 1 than spectre
baka senpai desu
>>121749769
fo real?
senpai desu baka kek
>>121749769
to be perfectly honest family i like the filters
>>121750043
>if you didn't use any of these words you are either not a memester or a redditard
>>121750043
nice reddit pic
ded thred
>>121750043
>not having all those word filtered already
>>121750283
same senpai
>>121750265
>not including the one true mr skeltal king in your spoopy lineup
>>121750043
hello reddit
>>121750283
I just wish DESU wasn't desu because I actually use DESU unironically. Also putting desu at the front of yoru sentence is ungrammatical in Japanese which makes me reeeee
just started a new account to get new mmr
how the fuck do i play ranked
what is this experience shit
>>121751054
london
>>121751026
>your whole post
>>121751364
weird, I guess they updated the filter, typing t b h with caps used to work
what the fuck is funn1k doing?
>>121751439
>121751439
>>121751439
NEW
>>121751227
You need to grind a bunch of unranked Matches to play Ranked. Its to stop smurfs and new players from shitting up Ranked
>>121748841
Hell no. On Axe maybe, but not on the others
>>121751251
dude either hasnt slept for days or is high as shit
What does /d2g/ think of Clinkz, the Bone Fletcher?
>>121745419
I don't know why he isn't picked at all desu senpai.
The silence smoke is so strong.
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