Pasha and Hiko in flames edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://strawpoll.me/3968111
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/6vAaG9C.png
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/9ppLqXa.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
neck yourself
>VP wins on Inferno
>screen says "match winner"
>changed to "map 2 winner" in a second
Second for SCRIPTED
>>121621073
third for seconded
>>121619826
>>121620087
>>121620314
>>121620416
>>121620509
>>121620653
>>121620704
>>121620751
>meanwhile cacti still isn't global despite being carried many times by cheaters
>>121621156
cacti is a literal 500 win mge
Anime above everything else.
WHY IS VP SO SHIT AGAINST PISTOLS
>>121621384
>austrian flag on the socks
I've won the past 5 games in a row topfragging them all. How many more do I have to do to rank up to mg? I just want to be decent ;_;
>>121621831
>MG
>decent
oh lordy
>>121621156
Why are you replying to my sick dust joke
>>121621831
You have to win against GOOD players. Try to join some LE/LEM stacks and play with them.
>tfw I play pretty good CT, but don't know many smokes besides dust 2 and get shit on T side
I am also retarded when it comes to using a usp/glock. So often when I see someone in a clutch situation i'll shoot my usp like crazy. Or with my glock I'll just hold W shooting
Based Snax with the memes
>>121622181
>he thinks he needs smokes
learn a pop flash or two for each site on each map and shit on mm shitties
>>121621831
I've gone 10 wins in a row without a rank up, its not that simple
>>121622054
>LE/LEM
>GOOD players
you're kidding right?
>>121622181
what do you men "know" smokes
vast majority of smokes on both T and CT side are braindead easy in the sense of "you just throw it right here in front of you"
the tac smokes are hardly necessary in shitty MM play
>>121622530
Good as in better than people he plays with, not as good overall.
>>121622530
He is talking about relative to him.
>>121622181
if you suck t side its probably because you play like a pussy and dont know when and how to push
see it all the time
>>121622838
>play like a pussy
How do I not play like a pussy then? I usually just lurk or pair up with someone and try to get an entry waiting for some sort of call for what site we are going to push
why was dr. house threatening the camera?
>>121622997
>I usually just lurk
triggered
>>121623075
At the start of T sides are we supposed to travel in a group of 5? It seems pretty redundant because only so many can even peak an angle
>>121622997
>I usually just lurk
leave csgog
>>121623378
epik meme when I am legitimately asking for help
>>121622997
I remember being low rank with teams of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""lurkers"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'' like you
glad thats over
>>121621073
reminder
>>121623592
don't fucking lurk, it doesn't work like that in MM, try to get opening frags
>don't lurk
>2 of the best players in the world are lurkers
umm gotards??
>>121621073
>>121624380
>>121621128
>>121624578
>>2 of the best players in the world are lurkers
?
>>121624578
device isn't a lurker, and snax isn't really either, he just loves smokes and memes
does having stickers really increase how much a gun is worth?
i have an AK with one shot one kill, which is almost 4€ on the market, does the price of the gun increase?
>>121624891
see OP picture
so i bet all my 20c worth of skins on LG
how bad did i fuck up?
>VP is the overdog
>wins
uhh gotards?
>>121624578
>GTR
>edward
>best players
um no
>People saying LEM doesn't have skilled players
I would bet money these people are still gold nova
this music is cozy af
>>121625735
I'm global on main and can run around casually headshotting everyone on my LE smurf.
People under supreme don't even aim for the head.
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>121625875
This. LE is a complete joke now.
>>121625735
LEM has the odd supreme/global smurf now and then, it's full of shitties.
>be bored
>buy butterfly
Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.
>>121624578
f0rest isn't a lurker though
>>121626625
neck yourself
How come the Cologne Kinguin stickers rise in price seeing as they changed sponsor and logo?
Ermm, I meant didn't...
Dignitas or Conquest?
>yellow, that angle isn't helping anybody
>silent and moves forward to help, or says "oh ok", sometimes slightly annoyed but gets over his ego in a few seconds
>blue, you aren't helping the team by lurking we need you to cover more agressively
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>but
>HUH? HUH? SHUT THE FUCK UP
ok then
>>121627703
if you take shit from randoms you deserve it lmao tell them to stfu or block com if you're that much of a pansy
>>121627703
>nagging players in mm
bitch backseat gamer
>>121627703
>purple you're in no position to tell anyone how to play since you're 1:2:6
>b-but I'm so good, I'm better than you all!
>>121627895
I'm not gonna sperg back and yell, I just ignore him. No reason to give him the satisfaction of a response
>>121628104
People do it to me and it helps a ton if it's something intelligent and just said once calmly, not HE'S CAT HE'S CAT CHECK MID when you see him on the minimap cat already
>>121628440
I was purple and above him. But how you are doing is irrelevant.
>play against cheaters
>tryhard
>they bring out the ragecheat and win
>60% OW banned within a few days
ez
>thorin
the reason I tuned to CEVO
supremes aer so fucking bad jesus christ
>>121628784
>>121628784
>>121628784
I guess my attitude is that if you see a random do something really dumb, just calmly say there's another way. Most people will still work with you, even if they won't listen. It's very rarely that I get the guy who throws a total hissyfit when somebody says he could have done something differently.
But I have faith in most randoms at my rank, and trust that they will use basic logic and don't have a huge ego. I'm DMG
Do most people here have a similar outlook? Or is this a 1v9 game for you?
does anybody wanna play? im tired of getting bullied
post profiles
ayy
>>121630084
I'm dmg NA west
Only ask that you have a mic and play it like a team game, don't care how good or bad you are. Trying to work on teamwork
>>121630084
http://steamcommunity.com/id/basedtrump
>>121630084
Dis is my profile picture
>>121630304
yeah, im a team player i think
and i have a mic
west na mge
>>121630084
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198247971776/
>>121630304
profile? I am west coast too
>>121630482
Post yourself I'll add you after a shower
Maybe play real late tonight, gotta do irl shit
>>121629819
DMGs in my experience are the most open to dialogue generally. LE-LEM is complete cancer, you have god aimers there (the rest are "global smurfs") but they have a false sense of confidence from being a high rank and everyone gets pissy real quick. SMFC is a lot better but generally people that are fucking desperate to get global so it's either dick suckers or ass fuckers. Global is just complete nuts, the rank is meaningless.
>>121630561
>>121630482
I'm the shower guy
Might as well give it out
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023064635
>>121630826
Thanks dawg.
Anyone else west coast? Post your profile and I'll add homies
Anyone want to play? I'm absolutely awful, got the game last week and made Corporal rank 5 today.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Vetchez/
>>121630931
Add >>121630826
I'll play on my smurf. I can teach you some basics if you want
can someone explain how to play the CEVO stream through livestreamer please?
This 480p bs is annoying.
Also
>losing to titan
>>121631036
meant for
>>121630896
im only dmg
>>121630185
enjoy your welfare rank
>>121631036
>santa hat this early
you're like a grocery store that puts out their halloween and christmas shit 3 months early
>want to play comp
>don't want to play on CT-sided maps so all I end up playing is Dust II
What are some balanced maps, or ones where the bias isn't as bad as Mirage or Nuke?
>>121631286
it's actually been like that for a year.
i just never changed it from last Christmas since i lost the original picture.
I have $500 in my Ebay account what Knife do I buy?
>>121631338
Cache
Overpass is arguably t-sided
I'm drawing a blank on any others
>>121631338
cache, cobble,overpass
>>121631479
I'm gonna retroactively replace Mirage with Cache in my post. Am I retarded or is the guy I'm quoting retarded?
>>121631338
Inferno is the most balanced map
THORIN BRUTAL
>>121631210
i don't care what rank you are, mate. I just want to have fun post profile
>>121631679
Cache is pretty even, it's ct-sided but not like inferno or nuke
Who elses misses zoo? I hope that gets added
>>121631207
livestreamer mlg.tv/cevo "quality"
mlg.tv has different quality settings than twitch
you get all the possible qualities if you enter just the stream name
best is always a possible command which selects source or the equivalent
>>121631086
Added
>>121631872
I guess I don't know any good Cache strats then but it seems Ts only have three offensive gateways and they're about as narrow as Nuke's
Shit I don't know strats for anything except Nuke, Dust II, and Office. There a guide somewhere?
this general is shit >>>/trash/
>>121631776
i posted mine there, though!
jesus fucking christ did you see that vein in ex6's head
>>121631479
How is Cache T-sided? I'm happy if my team get's 5-6 rounds on T side Cache.
>>121632004
>>121631207
I managed to fix the problem I had, only the sound was loaded.
"To fix this problem go to options -> internal filters -> open splitter settings and increase "Stream Analysis Duration" this will let ffmpeg to properly detect all streams. "
>>121632380where
>>121632652
this is me
>>121631036
NEW THREAD
>>>/trash/10125
>>>/trash/10125
>>>/trash/10125
>>121632934
Please, go there so this thread becomes better. Thanks!
someone recommend me an album to listen to while i play a competitive matchmaking game
it must be on spotify
>>121633646
>whocares
>>121633646
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
>>121630084
post profile
>>121630084
profiles
>>121629819
I honestly never mind when someone tells me after the round I could have done it a different way. What I don't like is being being asses or trying to tell me exactly what to do instead of letting me just use in my instincts in clutch situationnshowever shitty they may be
>>121632265
Entry on cache is pretty easy compared to most maps, mid control is easy to get
Google entering different maps
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198195901030
>thinks he looks legit while cheating
>implies he's cheating on his profile
>gets defensive when called out
kek
>tfw play militia last night
>other team keeps calling us wallers
>"I'm actually a global smurf, so I know you're walling"
I'm not even ranked but I want to join this group
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sempaikawaiichicken/
-ex6tenz incoming
>titan
The anti-eco meme strikes again
>>121635981
What group?
>>121636156
The cs go group in this thread where people were joining for fun and posting their steam ids
>>121636221
We were just adding each other to play. It isn't some sekret club
>alright guys
>we're not doing that good
>we're really far behind
>we really need to win a round, what should we do?
>>rush b xd
>>121637076
tec9's
>>121637076
but tec9 b-rush works every time most of the time
why does nobody EVER check that spot on b?
>ScreaM
>Good
Well. He's going to get kicked soon.
>>121638084
>pay a shitload of money for him
>kick him
They're gonna stick with him even if they literally become the bottom bitch of the scene
>>121638481
fuck off "clutch king"
>>121634047
this is far as i got and then i had to pause it to answer the phone and then i forgot to turn it back on
won my game though
why is shazam so NUTTY
>>121632934
god fucking damnit hiroshima stop adding so many boards.
>tfw my entire team are pussy lurkers and I have to entry every site and they blame me for my kdr
>>121640410
>what? This guy who bought 4chan to monetize it is trying to make it appeal to more people? Who could've foreseen this!
>rush b with pistols
>win
>>121631709
>this fucking pic
lmao
>>121631709
is that our guy roca?
>when you get a pugstar as a smurf but your team roasts them
>losing bad
>I've just been using p90 and im top frag
>they say other teams just better
>there top guy has less kills than me
shitty server reg
shitty team mates
shitty hackers and smurfs
hey guys i made a really informative rant about what i think the best map in csgo is please give me a listen guys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ELYEdOgTH
>>121641879
>>121642246
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ELYEdOgTH
tl;dr
>>121641879
>>121642398
no man u gotta lissen cus its so inforamteiv
rate my heavy loadout
>>121642246
i mean honestly mayne really mayne u should add me on steam if u think the map is the best too mayne..
http://steamcommunity.com/id/infinitekekold
and i mean honestly if u wanna give me skins feel free mayne
thanks
I just got a drive home from JW in Avesta(sweden) and someguy i(we) know gave me a hardtime for punching him in the groin although i do it all the time on the sauce.
that fake
>>121642510
pottis
>>121642571
>that fake
>>121642645
that 3 layers of makeup
still can't hide the ogre
>>121642883
>>121642883
hey mayne i appreciate ur opinion mayne for real but can you maybe check out my opinion on the best map mayne
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ELYEdOgTH
>>121642215
if they are winning it doesn't matter how good you are doing. Your kills are totally meanigless if you are losing
>>121642645
that make (up)
https://instagram.com/p/9nwMzjixQP/
why the FUCK did maikelele break up with her (im assuming he did because of her twitter war with him)
I've honestly never seen a women with such amazing hips/waists
she could probably take the dick too
>>121643676
she is a dumb slut
if you want a cumbucket, just go to a whorehouse
>>121643812
yeah but still
he could keep her around just to netflix and chill
About to go big bois20 bucks big
wish me luck.
>>121644107
hope you get nothing
>>121644107
can i have any trash items u get
>>121644442
fucking lol
POST SOME FUCKING CHOOONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNV7gYdzHwM
>SC2 final gets less viewers than Bob Ross Finale
feels good to play a game that isn't dead
>>121645792
American spotted.
Nobody in the developed parts of the world gives a shit about 9/11
so fucking smart
>>121639405
Of course you would, dem niggaz always know how 2 shoot str8 into da head bruh desu senpai
>>121646221
>its still sad people died
c'mon it has been 15 years, we can make jokes about it
>implying america isn't one of the most developed places in the world
it isn't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developed_country
>>121646221
So, when Charlie Hebdo makes fun of russian plane that crashed in Egypt it's alright, freedom of speech and whatever, but when people say jokes about 9/11 it's suddenly a bad thing?both of them are bad desu senpai
>>121647710
>links to a page where USA is listed as 'very high' on the HDE
lol?
>>121647710
>sweden
>#12
kek
>>121647804
my bad, I read it too fast
>>121647791
>when Charlie Hebdo makes fun of russian plane that crashed in Egypt it's alright
it's not
>>121647913
desu i dont even want to discuss this with retards from this general im gonna just delete my posts
>>121648109
>gets btfo
>b-but I don't WANT to discuss it, you see! That's why I'm gonna delete my posts, I swear!
>>121643236
that is probably going to be the dumbest thing I read all day
>>121647791
>>121648036
>people from a website where killers are glorified saying that making jokes about tragic death is bad
kek
>>121648109
what posts?
>>121648201
i didnt get btfo
the guy that responded didnt even read my post and said "my bad"
>>121648297
>>121645792
>>121646221
>>121647804
>Leave game for 6 months
>Come back
>My Minimal Wear Fire Serpent in now worth literally hundreds of dollars.
What's the best way to sell this for rl dollars?
>>121646221
Free speech faggot. I can say whatever the fuck I think.
Also 9/11 is a meme disaster. only like 200 people died lmao.
>>121648297
>>website where killers are glorified
>csgog
L M A O
O
L
>>121648419
man, you're just winning everything today arent you, loser?
I thought you were the guy that forgot how to count and didnt realize that the US was in the top 5.
stop arguing with harveyfag
>>121648481
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
It makes me so happy to see him sad.
>>121648487
>only like 200 people died lmao.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks
you are dumb, almost 3,000 people died
>>121648584
>man, you're just winning everything today arent you, loser?
lmao why u so mad
>>121648557
>csgog is a website
:^)>>121648584
>I thought you were the guy that forgot how to count and didnt realize that the US was in the top 5.
I didn't forget how to count but how to read
>>121648473
OPSKINS DUDE
T I T A N nigga
>>121648481
Is throwing for skins genetics?
![9-11-o[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DMuhFqW.gif "9-11-o[1].gif")
>>121648737
>3,000 is a big number
oh yea you're an dumb fucking amerilard
>>121648867
>can't figure out the green text
>I didn't forget how to count but how to read
Oh, that explains it.
RPK=GOD
RPK=GOD
RPK=GOD
I thought Titan was bad
>>121649016
>tfw I have no rare rpk's to post
have a combek instead
DID YOU MISS ME ?
FRANCE ON TOP OF THE WORLD
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does anyone wanna video jam?
lets get down to some comp and have some good times
post profiles my compadres
Anyone know the name of this aim map?
>>121649101
>oh oh you made a typo you really are stupid
>shitty IGL fraggers BTFO
kek
>>121649921
>>121649843
whats this from, senpai
>>121649917
de_kneck_your_self
>>121650013
its not from anything. just a standalone meme, my senpai
>>121650003
>using my own OC against me
how dare you?
>>121650435
im sorry
Sorry guys, it's true.
>join server with the name "Nigger"
>in 5 seconds i get banned for "abusive"
lmao
>>121651037
>join a server with an abusive name
>get banned for abusive name
wow that's surprising indeed
>>121651037
are you fucking white trash? how dare you join glorious nigga servers? that's hella abusive for sure
post yfw conquest wins
>>121650856
the fuck?
who /allinontitan/ in their game against VP here?
>lose my 10 last maps
Don't even bring up my score
Tell me in 5 words why I shouldn't murder everyone in my apartment block
>>121653309
do it. no balls.remember to post a picture of the grinch in a mask holding a gun, too
>>121653309
I've been losing and playing pretty shit recently too.
iono
>>121653309
unlubed cock in your ass
whats up with all the del'd posts?
>>121653309
just tell the ones who are alright to leave first
>>121653539
being sent to the
>>>/trash/
>>121653309
I blocked Russian servers and now I'm on a 7 win streak.
Yesterday I played all day and won one match. Fucking Russians man.
>>121651497
SHAZAM IS NUTTY
>>121653649
hurr hurr hur fanay but tell me
Once this guy got on CT he stopped buying AWPs and got way less kills, so, hacking?
do u think pimp the dorito head will complain about the cheers on twitter after dignitas lose to conquest?
>>121653731
How do you do this, bratishka?
>>121654197
Google it you idiot
>>121654364
thanks senpai, but you shouldn't be angryyou gay ass nigga fucking faggot
>>121654281
poor work on the Liquid logo but great potential
6/10
>>121654602
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELFbtw senpai it's actually awesome. Should deffo do it.
clloud 09 should add shazam
>join csgo server
>kids everywhere
>join css server
>everyone is 16+ years old and not autistic
umm gotards?
>>121655423
>not autistic
Why lie at the end?
>>121655423
>join Day of Deffeat server
>everyone is 35 yearold man with a family
ummmm DoD tards?
who is law
>>121655558
lmaoing my ass off desu senpai
is the crowd chanting muad'dib just because shazam is brown? Wtf
holy fuck these rushes
>>121655556
css is objectively the best cs right now
What the fuck happened to Dignitas? Is Conquest #1 NA or what
>>121655972
It's cobble m8, it's p. much been the T sided version of nuke this whole tourney
SHAMWOW
Is anime the worst thing to ever happen to 4chan?
>>121656247
4chan was originally created to discuss anime lmao
>>121656317
So yes is what you're saying.
>20ppl in croud
>>121656247
Anime is the foundation of 4chan normie
>>121656247
nooooooOOOOOOOOooooo??
futa is gay
These fucking kids
>>121656434
slaves are also the foundation of America
these kids are p based not gunna lie
this Lan is cozy as fuck
