Pasha and Hiko in flames edition
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://strawpoll.me/3968111
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/6vAaG9C.png
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/9ppLqXa.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
neck yourself
>VP wins on Inferno
>screen says "match winner"
>changed to "map 2 winner" in a second
Second for SCRIPTED
>>121621073
third for seconded
>>121619826
>>121620087
>>121620314
>>121620416
>>121620509
>>121620653
>>121620704
>>121620751
>meanwhile cacti still isn't global despite being carried many times by cheaters
>>121621156
cacti is a literal 500 win mge
Anime above everything else.
WHY IS VP SO SHIT AGAINST PISTOLS
>>121621384
>austrian flag on the socks
I've won the past 5 games in a row topfragging them all. How many more do I have to do to rank up to mg? I just want to be decent ;_;
>>121621831
>MG
>decent
oh lordy
>>121621156
Why are you replying to my sick dust joke
>>121621831
You have to win against GOOD players. Try to join some LE/LEM stacks and play with them.
>tfw I play pretty good CT, but don't know many smokes besides dust 2 and get shit on T side
I am also retarded when it comes to using a usp/glock. So often when I see someone in a clutch situation i'll shoot my usp like crazy. Or with my glock I'll just hold W shooting
Based Snax with the memes
>>121622181
>he thinks he needs smokes
learn a pop flash or two for each site on each map and shit on mm shitties
>>121621831
I've gone 10 wins in a row without a rank up, its not that simple
>>121622054
>LE/LEM
>GOOD players
you're kidding right?
>>121622181
what do you men "know" smokes
vast majority of smokes on both T and CT side are braindead easy in the sense of "you just throw it right here in front of you"
the tac smokes are hardly necessary in shitty MM play
>>121622530
Good as in better than people he plays with, not as good overall.
>>121622530
He is talking about relative to him.
>>121622181
if you suck t side its probably because you play like a pussy and dont know when and how to push
see it all the time
>>121622838
>play like a pussy
How do I not play like a pussy then? I usually just lurk or pair up with someone and try to get an entry waiting for some sort of call for what site we are going to push
why was dr. house threatening the camera?
>>121622997
>I usually just lurk
triggered
>>121623075
At the start of T sides are we supposed to travel in a group of 5? It seems pretty redundant because only so many can even peak an angle
>>121622997
>I usually just lurk
leave csgog
>>121623378
epik meme when I am legitimately asking for help
>>121622997
I remember being low rank with teams of """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""lurkers"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'' like you
glad thats over
>>121621073
reminder
>>121623592
don't fucking lurk, it doesn't work like that in MM, try to get opening frags
>don't lurk
>2 of the best players in the world are lurkers
umm gotards??
>>121624578
>>2 of the best players in the world are lurkers
?
>>121624578
device isn't a lurker, and snax isn't really either, he just loves smokes and memes
does having stickers really increase how much a gun is worth?
i have an AK with one shot one kill, which is almost 4€ on the market, does the price of the gun increase?
>>121624891
see OP picture
so i bet all my 20c worth of skins on LG
how bad did i fuck up?
>VP is the overdog
>wins
uhh gotards?
>>121624578
>GTR
>edward
>best players
um no
>People saying LEM doesn't have skilled players
I would bet money these people are still gold nova
this music is cozy af
>>121625735
I'm global on main and can run around casually headshotting everyone on my LE smurf.
People under supreme don't even aim for the head.
>be bad
>watch anime
>get good
>win
>>121625875
This. LE is a complete joke now.
>>121625735
LEM has the odd supreme/global smurf now and then, it's full of shitties.
>be bored
>buy butterfly
Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.
>>121624578
f0rest isn't a lurker though
>>121626625
neck yourself
How come the Cologne Kinguin stickers rise in price seeing as they changed sponsor and logo?
Ermm, I meant didn't...
Dignitas or Conquest?
>yellow, that angle isn't helping anybody
>silent and moves forward to help, or says "oh ok", sometimes slightly annoyed but gets over his ego in a few seconds
>blue, you aren't helping the team by lurking we need you to cover more agressively
>SHUT THE FUCK UP
>but
>HUH? HUH? SHUT THE FUCK UP
ok then
>>121627703
if you take shit from randoms you deserve it lmao tell them to stfu or block com if you're that much of a pansy
>>121627703
>nagging players in mm
bitch backseat gamer
>>121627703
>purple you're in no position to tell anyone how to play since you're 1:2:6
>b-but I'm so good, I'm better than you all!
>>121627895
I'm not gonna sperg back and yell, I just ignore him. No reason to give him the satisfaction of a response
>>121628104
People do it to me and it helps a ton if it's something intelligent and just said once calmly, not HE'S CAT HE'S CAT CHECK MID when you see him on the minimap cat already
>>121628440
I was purple and above him. But how you are doing is irrelevant.
>play against cheaters
>tryhard
>they bring out the ragecheat and win
>60% OW banned within a few days
ez
>thorin
the reason I tuned to CEVO
supremes aer so fucking bad jesus christ
>>121628784
>>121628784
>>121628784
I guess my attitude is that if you see a random do something really dumb, just calmly say there's another way. Most people will still work with you, even if they won't listen. It's very rarely that I get the guy who throws a total hissyfit when somebody says he could have done something differently.
But I have faith in most randoms at my rank, and trust that they will use basic logic and don't have a huge ego. I'm DMG
Do most people here have a similar outlook? Or is this a 1v9 game for you?
does anybody wanna play? im tired of getting bullied
post profiles
>>121630084
I'm dmg NA west
Only ask that you have a mic and play it like a team game, don't care how good or bad you are. Trying to work on teamwork
>>121630084
http://steamcommunity.com/id/basedtrump
>>121630084
Dis is my profile picture
>>121630304
yeah, im a team player i think
and i have a mic
west na mge
>>121630084
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198247971776/
>>121630304
profile? I am west coast too
>>121630482
Post yourself I'll add you after a shower
Maybe play real late tonight, gotta do irl shit
>>121629819
DMGs in my experience are the most open to dialogue generally. LE-LEM is complete cancer, you have god aimers there (the rest are "global smurfs") but they have a false sense of confidence from being a high rank and everyone gets pissy real quick. SMFC is a lot better but generally people that are fucking desperate to get global so it's either dick suckers or ass fuckers. Global is just complete nuts, the rank is meaningless.
>>121630561
>>121630482
I'm the shower guy
Might as well give it out
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198023064635
>>121630826
Thanks dawg.
Anyone else west coast? Post your profile and I'll add homies
Anyone want to play? I'm absolutely awful, got the game last week and made Corporal rank 5 today.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Vetchez/
>>121630931
Add >>121630826
I'll play on my smurf. I can teach you some basics if you want
can someone explain how to play the CEVO stream through livestreamer please?
This 480p bs is annoying.
Also
>losing to titan
>>121631036
meant for
>>121630896
im only dmg
>>121630185
enjoy your welfare rank
>>121631036
>santa hat this early
you're like a grocery store that puts out their halloween and christmas shit 3 months early
>want to play comp
>don't want to play on CT-sided maps so all I end up playing is Dust II
What are some balanced maps, or ones where the bias isn't as bad as Mirage or Nuke?
>>121631286
it's actually been like that for a year.
i just never changed it from last Christmas since i lost the original picture.
I have $500 in my Ebay account what Knife do I buy?
>>121631338
Cache
Overpass is arguably t-sided
I'm drawing a blank on any others
>>121631338
cache, cobble,overpass
>>121631479
I'm gonna retroactively replace Mirage with Cache in my post. Am I retarded or is the guy I'm quoting retarded?
>>121631338
Inferno is the most balanced map
THORIN BRUTAL
>>121631210
i don't care what rank you are, mate. I just want to have fun post profile
>>121631679
Cache is pretty even, it's ct-sided but not like inferno or nuke
Who elses misses zoo? I hope that gets added
>>121631207
livestreamer mlg.tv/cevo "quality"
mlg.tv has different quality settings than twitch
you get all the possible qualities if you enter just the stream name
best is always a possible command which selects source or the equivalent
>>121631086
Added
>>121631872
I guess I don't know any good Cache strats then but it seems Ts only have three offensive gateways and they're about as narrow as Nuke's
Shit I don't know strats for anything except Nuke, Dust II, and Office. There a guide somewhere?
this general is shit >>>/trash/
>>121631776
i posted mine there, though!
jesus fucking christ did you see that vein in ex6's head
>>121631479
How is Cache T-sided? I'm happy if my team get's 5-6 rounds on T side Cache.
>>121632004
>>121631207
I managed to fix the problem I had, only the sound was loaded.
"To fix this problem go to options -> internal filters -> open splitter settings and increase "Stream Analysis Duration" this will let ffmpeg to properly detect all streams. "
>>121632380where
>>121632652
this is me
>>121631036
NEW THREAD
>>>/trash/10125
>>>/trash/10125
>>>/trash/10125
>>121632934
Please, go there so this thread becomes better. Thanks!
someone recommend me an album to listen to while i play a competitive matchmaking game
it must be on spotify
>>121633646
>whocares
>>121633646
N.W.A. - Straight Outta Compton
>>121630084
post profile
>>121630084
profiles
>>121629819
I honestly never mind when someone tells me after the round I could have done it a different way. What I don't like is being being asses or trying to tell me exactly what to do instead of letting me just use in my instincts in clutch situationnshowever shitty they may be
>>121632265
Entry on cache is pretty easy compared to most maps, mid control is easy to get
Google entering different maps
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198195901030
>thinks he looks legit while cheating
>implies he's cheating on his profile
>gets defensive when called out
kek
>tfw play militia last night
>other team keeps calling us wallers
>"I'm actually a global smurf, so I know you're walling"
I'm not even ranked but I want to join this group
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Sempaikawaiichicken/
-ex6tenz incoming
>titan
The anti-eco meme strikes again
>>121635981
What group?
>>121636156
The cs go group in this thread where people were joining for fun and posting their steam ids
>>121636221
We were just adding each other to play. It isn't some sekret club
>alright guys
>we're not doing that good
>we're really far behind
>we really need to win a round, what should we do?
>>rush b xd
>>121637076
tec9's
>>121637076
but tec9 b-rush works every time most of the time
why does nobody EVER check that spot on b?
>ScreaM
>Good
Well. He's going to get kicked soon.
>>121638084
>pay a shitload of money for him
>kick him
They're gonna stick with him even if they literally become the bottom bitch of the scene
>>121638481
fuck off "clutch king"
>>121634047
this is far as i got and then i had to pause it to answer the phone and then i forgot to turn it back on
won my game though
why is shazam so NUTTY
>>121632934
god fucking damnit hiroshima stop adding so many boards.
>tfw my entire team are pussy lurkers and I have to entry every site and they blame me for my kdr
>>121640410
>what? This guy who bought 4chan to monetize it is trying to make it appeal to more people? Who could've foreseen this!
>rush b with pistols
>win
>>121631709
>this fucking pic
lmao
>>121631709
is that our guy roca?
>when you get a pugstar as a smurf but your team roasts them
>losing bad
>I've just been using p90 and im top frag
>they say other teams just better
>there top guy has less kills than me
shitty server reg
shitty team mates
shitty hackers and smurfs
hey guys i made a really informative rant about what i think the best map in csgo is please give me a listen guys
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ELYEdOgTH
>>121642246
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ELYEdOgTH
tl;dr
>>121642398
no man u gotta lissen cus its so inforamteiv
rate my heavy loadout
>>121642246
i mean honestly mayne really mayne u should add me on steam if u think the map is the best too mayne..
http://steamcommunity.com/id/infinitekekold
and i mean honestly if u wanna give me skins feel free mayne
thanks
I just got a drive home from JW in Avesta(sweden) and someguy i(we) know gave me a hardtime for punching him in the groin although i do it all the time on the sauce.
that fake
>>121642510
pottis
>>121642571
>that fake
>>121642645
that 3 layers of makeup
still can't hide the ogre
>>121642883
>>121642883
hey mayne i appreciate ur opinion mayne for real but can you maybe check out my opinion on the best map mayne
http://vocaroo.com/i/s10ELYEdOgTH
>>121642215
if they are winning it doesn't matter how good you are doing. Your kills are totally meanigless if you are losing
>>121642645
that make (up)
https://instagram.com/p/9nwMzjixQP/
why the FUCK did maikelele break up with her (im assuming he did because of her twitter war with him)
I've honestly never seen a women with such amazing hips/waists
she could probably take the dick too
>>121643676
she is a dumb slut
if you want a cumbucket, just go to a whorehouse
>>121643812
yeah but still
he could keep her around just to netflix and chill
About to go big bois20 bucks big
wish me luck.
>>121644107
hope you get nothing
>>121644107
can i have any trash items u get
>>121644442
fucking lol
POST SOME FUCKING CHOOONS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNV7gYdzHwM
>SC2 final gets less viewers than Bob Ross Finale
feels good to play a game that isn't dead
>>121645792
American spotted.
Nobody in the developed parts of the world gives a shit about 9/11
so fucking smart
>>121639405
Of course you would, dem niggaz always know how 2 shoot str8 into da head bruh desu senpai
>>121646221
>its still sad people died
c'mon it has been 15 years, we can make jokes about it
>implying america isn't one of the most developed places in the world
it isn't
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Developed_country
>>121646221
So, when Charlie Hebdo makes fun of russian plane that crashed in Egypt it's alright, freedom of speech and whatever, but when people say jokes about 9/11 it's suddenly a bad thing?both of them are bad desu senpai
>>121647710
>links to a page where USA is listed as 'very high' on the HDE
lol?
>>121647710
>sweden
>#12
kek
>>121647804
my bad, I read it too fast
>>121647791
>when Charlie Hebdo makes fun of russian plane that crashed in Egypt it's alright
it's not
>>121647913
desu i dont even want to discuss this with retards from this general im gonna just delete my posts
>>121648109
>gets btfo
>b-but I don't WANT to discuss it, you see! That's why I'm gonna delete my posts, I swear!
>>121643236
that is probably going to be the dumbest thing I read all day
>>121647791
>>121648036
>people from a website where killers are glorified saying that making jokes about tragic death is bad
kek
>>121648109
what posts?
>>121648201
i didnt get btfo
the guy that responded didnt even read my post and said "my bad"
>>121648297
>>121645792
>>121646221
>>121647804
>Leave game for 6 months
>Come back
>My Minimal Wear Fire Serpent in now worth literally hundreds of dollars.
What's the best way to sell this for rl dollars?
>>121646221
Free speech faggot. I can say whatever the fuck I think.
Also 9/11 is a meme disaster. only like 200 people died lmao.
>>121648297
>>website where killers are glorified
>csgog
L M A O
O
L
>>121648419
man, you're just winning everything today arent you, loser?
I thought you were the guy that forgot how to count and didnt realize that the US was in the top 5.
stop arguing with harveyfag
>>121648481
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
It makes me so happy to see him sad.
>>121648487
>only like 200 people died lmao.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/September_11_attacks
you are dumb, almost 3,000 people died
>>121648584
>man, you're just winning everything today arent you, loser?
lmao why u so mad
>>121648557
>csgog is a website
:^)>>121648584
>I thought you were the guy that forgot how to count and didnt realize that the US was in the top 5.
I didn't forget how to count but how to read
>>121648473
OPSKINS DUDE
T I T A N nigga
>>121648481
Is throwing for skins genetics?
>>121648737
>3,000 is a big number
oh yea you're an dumb fucking amerilard
>>121648867
>can't figure out the green text
>I didn't forget how to count but how to read
Oh, that explains it.
RPK=GOD
RPK=GOD
RPK=GOD
I thought Titan was bad
>>121649016
>tfw I have no rare rpk's to post
have a combek instead
DID YOU MISS ME ?
FRANCE ON TOP OF THE WORLD
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does anyone wanna video jam?
lets get down to some comp and have some good times
post profiles my compadres
Anyone know the name of this aim map?
>>121649101
>oh oh you made a typo you really are stupid
>shitty IGL fraggers BTFO
kek
>>121649843
whats this from, senpai
>>121649917
de_kneck_your_self
>>121650013
its not from anything. just a standalone meme, my senpai
>>121650003
>using my own OC against me
how dare you?
>>121650435
im sorry
Sorry guys, it's true.
>join server with the name "Nigger"
>in 5 seconds i get banned for "abusive"
lmao
>>121651037
>join a server with an abusive name
>get banned for abusive name
wow that's surprising indeed
>>121651037
are you fucking white trash? how dare you join glorious nigga servers? that's hella abusive for sure
post yfw conquest wins
>>121650856
the fuck?
who /allinontitan/ in their game against VP here?
>lose my 10 last maps
Don't even bring up my score
Tell me in 5 words why I shouldn't murder everyone in my apartment block
>>121653309
do it. no balls.remember to post a picture of the grinch in a mask holding a gun, too
>>121653309
I've been losing and playing pretty shit recently too.
iono
>>121653309
unlubed cock in your ass
whats up with all the del'd posts?
>>121653309
just tell the ones who are alright to leave first
>>121653539
being sent to the
>>>/trash/
>>121653309
I blocked Russian servers and now I'm on a 7 win streak.
Yesterday I played all day and won one match. Fucking Russians man.
>>121651497
SHAZAM IS NUTTY
>>121653649
hurr hurr hur fanay but tell me
Once this guy got on CT he stopped buying AWPs and got way less kills, so, hacking?
do u think pimp the dorito head will complain about the cheers on twitter after dignitas lose to conquest?
>>121653731
How do you do this, bratishka?
>>121654197
Google it you idiot
>>121654364
thanks senpai, but you shouldn't be angryyou gay ass nigga fucking faggot
>>121654281
poor work on the Liquid logo but great potential
6/10
>>121654602
FUCK YOU YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT KILL YOURSELFbtw senpai it's actually awesome. Should deffo do it.
clloud 09 should add shazam
>join csgo server
>kids everywhere
>join css server
>everyone is 16+ years old and not autistic
umm gotards?
>>121655423
>not autistic
Why lie at the end?
>>121655423
>join Day of Deffeat server
>everyone is 35 yearold man with a family
ummmm DoD tards?
who is law
>>121655558
lmaoing my ass off desu senpai
is the crowd chanting muad'dib just because shazam is brown? Wtf
holy fuck these rushes
>>121655556
css is objectively the best cs right now
What the fuck happened to Dignitas? Is Conquest #1 NA or what
>>121655972
It's cobble m8, it's p. much been the T sided version of nuke this whole tourney
SHAMWOW
Is anime the worst thing to ever happen to 4chan?
>>121656247
4chan was originally created to discuss anime lmao
>>121656317
So yes is what you're saying.
>20ppl in croud
>>121656247
Anime is the foundation of 4chan normie
>>121656247
nooooooOOOOOOOOooooo??
futa is gay
These fucking kids
>>121656434
slaves are also the foundation of America
these kids are p based not gunna lie
this Lan is cozy as fuck
The fuck is wrong with Americans?
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
tfw elevate died so na may live
>kid roca
>old man xp3
>rush
>storm
>yung elige
Jesus Christ these kids
>>121656618
lmfaooooooooooooooooo
>>121656618
>>121656536
mad af euro witebois cant handle the bantz
>>121655590
I AM THE LAW
>>121655590
I am the law!
link?
>>121656660
based hiko (best clutcher in the world) made it happen with his team destroying ways
this crowd of 20 kids is louder than the entire crowd at the major lmao stay shit euros
shitzam the saviour of na
lmao sit down euro clucks
>>121656947
What's with the best clutcher in the world meme?
Why is ESEA considered a botnet? is it just a le epic meme?
>>121657084
he's the best player and clutcher
>>121657084
Laffmao have you ever watched the man play? He makes ALL the right decisions!
>>121657084
dunno if it's a meme senpai but the commentators kept sucking fatman's dick calling him a master clutcher. and the fatman fucking failed miserably
Shotgun law
>>121657269
they once literally used their clients' GPUs to mine bitcoins.
>>121657406
hola reddit :)
>>121657313
>>121657346
>>121657364
thanks for (you)
>>121657541
>using proprietary software
>using proprietary software with a shady past
>using ESEA in the first place
hello ameriburger
>>121657541
>facts are reddit
lol?
>>121657637
CSGO is propriety software
why are you here?
Fuck cobble seriously, it's the most braindead map in the pool by far. 0 variety in plays and setups
>tfw taken 2 $500 pots today
>>121657637
>using proprietary software (steam)
>using proprietary software with a shady past (collecting hardware information)
>using steam in the first place
hello ameriburger
>eu trash
eu trash
>eu trash
eu trash
>eu trash
eu trash
>>121657701
I love this post lmafmaou
>>121657847
i know right its literally rush b the map
YEAHHHHHHHHHH
LETS FUCKING GO
>>121657950
>>121657751
Are you seriously comparing a literal bitcoin miner to a video game.
shout out to stich
>>121658295
But you complained about proprietary software you braindead retard.
>>121658449
fuck off stich you short, feminine man
>>121658545
stich is out guy baka
Launders and this other guy aren't actually all that awful.
You were just saying? "Just saying" gets people sent away. "Just saying" got me a nine-year stretch in Alcatraz, you understand? So, "just saying" can get you buried real quick.
>>121659026
I think they just need a shot of addy or some coke to wake them the fuck up
>the crowd is louder when shazam hits a shot than the crowd during all of Cluj Napoca
>>121659297
I'm talking about the casters kekboy
>>121659419
that's who I was talking about fucko, you wanna settle this right here?
>>121659417
Major in US when?
SWEATING
W
E
A
T
I
N
G
EUROKEKS?
>>121659560
Ok sorry, I misread your post. Sorry anon. Honestly.
THAT 1 v 3 CLUTCH HOLY SHIT
>>121659417
tbf this is a smaller arena and a lot louder because of it. The crowd at cluj was dead as fuck though
ok, really. what the fuck happened to shahzam? when did he get good?
EUROKEKS MAD
https://twitter.com/Pterodactylsftw/status/663203659598209024
do you guys like my new ak?
>>121659897
>that hud
>anime avatar
>shitty skin
>shitty team
SHAZAM IS N U T T Y
>>121659897
hey reddit
>>121659897
There is literally nothing I like in this picture, congrats anon for being the worst thing ever
>>121659983
>>121660098
>>121660110
what is wrong with anime?
>muh off angles
So obvious that stanislaw is cheating
>>121659887
>that whole twitter
so much salt LMAO
>>121660176
what's wrong with reddit?
>>121660176
nothing its just the normals who come on the weekends
This general has some of the kindest players, holy shit. This one guy just spent hours teaching me to play since I'm like brand new to the game.
>>121659887
>>121660476
>Hi my name is Sheila. 24 years old and I live in Los Angeles, CA
>Los Angeles, CA
>>121660638
fuck off....
>>121660638
who was it
>>121660638
mikasa su casa my friend
>tfw team keeps playing pushed up past sites and dying constantly
HOLY FUCK JUST STAY ON SITES AND STOP GETTING REKT BY AN AWP
i love my kawaii AK red line and your opinion is irelevant
amerikeks getting keked again desu
These 20 kids are more hype than all of the last major, step you shit about maygars
>>121648473
It was worth $200 6 months ago you dumbshit nigger.
I love how hype these guys are.
Americans are the worst scum
>these kids staring dignitas down whenever conquest wins
absolutely savage tbqh
>>121661532
fuck you burger
why is aizy playing on such a shit team?
>losing to a t3 NA team
uhh, eurotards?
wtf why are all these American drones making the same sign?
They're like cult members.
any good vidjiogam spoopypasters?
or do i need to go ask /x/?
>>121662350
ask your mum
>>121662249
>Conquest is t3 NA
haha
After much training and many games, I finally worked my way to Gold Nova 1 Today from Silver 2. It's been a wild rollercoaster up and down, I've learned so much and am getting better every day. I know it might not seem like a lot to most players, but this is a pretty big day for me to hit gold nova. :)
>tfw harveyfag is gone
I never thought this day would come.
>feelsgood.jpeg
>>121662989
feels a bit empty without him tbch
>>121662989
He stopped posting when she dyed her hair purple.
>>121662740
conquest is t1 na desu
>tfw guy tells me to go fuck myself when I ask for drop on last round
>still 4k with pistol and clutch round
This guy went like 10-25 for the game and was just telling everyone to shut up constantly
>>121663045
>>121663067
What is our new shitpost? Is it whoever posts this anime?
>>121662864
thanks for (you)
>>121663161
who da fuck up
>>121663161
anime posters have always been a cancer anywhere they go but at least its not maximum overdrive autism like the harveyfag had
>>121663132
epic story
bet you're gold nova
I
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT
I BELIVE THAT WE
I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN
>>121663079
yeah I know senpai
>>121663293
what is harveyfag
>>121663161
>>121663271
real anime hours rn desu senpai
>>121663302
LEso basically gold nova
>>121663293
does anyone have any old harveyfag OC?
I made a decent amount when we found he was that shitskin. sadly I lost it all :(
>>121663271
>>121663391
pic related
>>121663435
hahahah that's even worse
it shows that you invested time in this game and still suck
>>121663391
>>121663502
hugs for (you)
Can't wait to see Conquest get BTFO so that this crowd shuts up
>>121663657
ty senpai.
>>121663585
no hugs baka
>>121663854
>>121663657
>>121663585
>>121663502
>>121663391
>>121663271
>>121663161
fuck off k thanks bye
>>121662989
>>121663161
>>121663293
Hey, harveyfag here.
I took LSD and realized how much she didn't matter to me.
Why do redditors such as >>121663927 come here?
>>121663927
yeah let's rather talk about amerikeks getting keked by literal t3 eu team
>>121664008
Prove it I want dat timestamp.
We know what you look like already.
>>121664026
hey reddit
>>121664041
fuck off k thanks bye
>>121664041
shut the fuck up mistes you literal fucking loser
lmao these burgers cheering everytie conquest gets a kill
>>121664107
>mistes
is there a wiki for this?
>>121664107
I'm not mistes baka
>>121664253
>It's not me!!!
shut the fuck up mistes
>>121664253
fuck off k thanks bye
>>121664292
can you give me the lowdown on this
>mistes
meme?
>literal kids
maybe i should stop playing this game
>this fucking crowd
america, get your shit together please.
>>121664369
(You) didn't have to (You) me...
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mist3s
>Private now
hahahahaha you fucking schizo fuck
>>121664801
if you hate mistes that much why don't you marry him?
mistes pls add me i want to know why you are a meme
anyone else wanna animepost?
>wake up
>there's some CEVO matches going
>about to go to bed
>it's still running
will this event ever end?/blog
>i dislike mistes
>this crowd
lmao
Wait so is /csgog/ ded when it's not majors?
Why is no one posting during CEVO?
>>121667034
too many shit teams and shit casters
>that feel when
desu conquest have great fragging abilities and individual stuff, with some ok calls
but they just make fucking retarded mistakes way too often
>2 teammates push through a clear opening
>Sniper doesn't even shoot at them
>I move through a second later
>Instantly killed by AWP
This, undoubtedly, is my favourite meme
>finish a match
>decide im hungry
>nigger roomate leaves so i figure now or never
>cook some bomb ass ramen
>trying to hurry cuz i know he will mooch on me
>finish, clean up, grab bowel and sit back down at desk
>drunk nigger roomate AND his scummy nigger friend walk in right as i shut the door
>mfw
>>121668454
>mooch on me
>mooching ramen
nigger please
>>121668557
im not talking about 20 cent trash ramen packets.
im talking real beef, chicken, spices, the whole 9 yards.
>>121668454
why do you have a nigger roommate ?
>>121668718
my rent is 150$ a month.
its a pretty nice house too, just got remodeled, they just had to make the rent so low because no one else wanted to live with a nigger.
>>121668831
>$150 a month
Are you in detroit or something?
>>121668675
post pics
>>121668894
Wisconsin.
>>121668902
Would but im 3 busy eating it.
maybe after?
>>121669040
ok after
>finally able to watch CEVO tournament
>screaming faggots with every kill
Has this been happening all night?
>>121669452
apparently not
https://twitter.com/Pterodactylsftw/status/663233325490917376
>>121669452
theres a fat kid holding up a doritos bag and a scrawny nerd with a bob ross shirt chanting god bless
truly the MLG meme experience
>>121669728
>muh epik maymays
pretty cringe desu senpai
>losing to pistols
baka desu senpai
>eco wins
getting sick of this. fuck CSGO.
>>121669728
>twitch turned bob ross's legacy into a meme
baka
>crowd blocking dignitas
rofll
FUCKING FINALLY AN NA TEAM OUT OF GROUPS
>>121670567
*Canadian
:^)
>canada can get out of groups
>mexicans can get out of groups
uhh, NtArds?
Why is Dignitas playing a game at 7am GMT+1? They were just in Cluj so they didn't have enough time to turn their sleep cycle around.
Meanwhile Conquest has been practicing for this and are playing it at midnight their time.
>>121670068
>tfw my team wins on ecos and then loses to ecos
lol
>when you're smug but then you're wrong
>>121670926
has he or RL gotten a single prediction right this lan?
>>121670786
here's your reply
>>121670829
>not saving it is NA_cs_fans.webm
>>121670829
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu90z9Akxgk
>>121671037
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iu90z9Akxgk
yeah that's pretty much exactly what it reminded me of
Just saw Jurassic World.
Was everything the 10 year old inside of me wanted senpai
THE ABSOLUTE MADMEN
https://youtu.be/QPxtwVf_XZg?t=25m49s
Holy fuck is that the we are fnatic thing, my fucking sides
>tfw bob ross is a meme now
>>121672468
Mind if I save this?
>>121673451
>implying bob ross wasn't always a meme
Thanks to Post for the shitty skins, its better than nothing.
need 5th player for queue
west coast around DMG bois
>@issashine_'s Tweets are protected.
>Only confirmed followers have access to @issashine_'s Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.
>>121674665
I'm east coast, just lost DMG because my MG1 friend has been bottom fragging. Been dropping 30 bombs all week
steamcommunity.com/id/raimondi1337/
>>121674893
accept request, homie
>get sent to cover mlg/cevo
>one of 4 staff there
>whatever but at least I'm being paid
>get checked out by some grey haired hitch
>apparently it's some streamer or some shit according to you guys
>look them up
>didn't even notice they had giant plugs
Fucking Christ man, they're disgusting. Why do people do this?
>>121672468
Don't tell me you were the kid that got it signed. You're like 14 brother.
>playing mirage
>1v2 and hes in window looking ct/market
>guy walks up to ladder vent
>stares at him and then shoots him in the face
>fucktard was on 4:3
l m a o
entire team of shitters
3 que with 2 speech impediments and 1 other random guy who also had a speech impediment
whats the fucking odds of that?
yeah there was some shit wh on the enemy side but whatever
Post DM trax lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uJfQbbijHo
>>121675394
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZERWalPszck
>>121675394
>>121675450
gays aren't allowed to post here
>>121675509
Do you know where you are? You're on a board for homosexuals.
>>121675394
damn you listen to some shitty music huh
>>121675835
Only the finest Monstercat and NCS releases while I have m0e streaming and I inspect my m9 damascus steel
crona are you here
>playing A site on mirage
>constantly getting traded or assrammed by rushes
>mid awper gives me shit for not holding yet he never watches palace
>too scared to speak up and ask if I can awp from window/jungle and get guaranteed 3ks
>>121676252
screencapped because this is one of the toppest posts ive ever seen on this board.
thank you.
>>121676441
Start playing ticket booth and give the window faggot shit for not helping you when they push.
>playing nova only in casual reserve duty
>guy joins
>assault
>hes bragging about how hes global on assault
>knows all the wallbangs
>wallbanging people and doing set nades
>taunts people as he kills them
>calls his team trash on the mic
umm.. gotards??
WTB CS:GO smurf pls be nova 3 and up
>>121678024
how much u paying
got a low hour smfc with your name on it
>>121678053
Wanna add my Skype and discuss?
Skype is rukalol
Also how much would you want? And would I be buying you keys or using paypal?
>http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1snqj4f
Okay, so they seemed pretty cringe on the steam, but this actually makes me kind of like the kids. That they'd get that hype and have fun doing it despite the shit they were going to get
>>121678227
sent ;)
>>121678227
>getting scammed this hard
LMAO HAHAHAH WOW
Reminder that NiP is the best
>>121678363
No only fiffy
>>121678505
Nah, GeT_RiGhT is better
>>121678545
only
fiffy
>>121678790
Nah m8
Ur wrong
>>121678879
nope
>>121678227
i dont use skype
just started playing this game and already regret buying it
literally every game is niggers with awps sitting in corners all game
I managed to have a miniscule amount of fun going deagle every round but this game is clearly meant for autistic cod rejects
anyone else noticed this?
>>121678295
I hate what reddit did to the word "cringe"
>>121680035
>playing casual
m9
>>121679201
Alright then, what's your Steam?
>>121680295
http://steamcommunity.com/id/mist3s
>>121680295
you havent told me what youre paying
>>121680082
You can replace cringe with lame if it makes you feel better.
Also, I hate what 4chan did to implying
>>121680387
>>121680478
Not sure who is who but I was hoping to trade keys. Also just add this acc. it's not letting me add you.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/rukalol/
>>121680770
how many keys?
>it's not letting me add you.
if you're talking about >>121680387 that isn't my id, someone posted it as a joke
>>121680898
I dunno, how about like $15-20 worth of keys? I can go more but I really don't think normal MM accounts are worth much.
fucking team holding me down wouldn't grab the awp and run
>>121681187
rofl wasnt even mvp in the rounds you won
>>121681000
>15-20
dont let the kike jew you anon
5k max
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4IR6upM3H0
hello /csgog/
any tips to make the colors on my video not look so washed away?
PS: this is my first time editing a video, Thanks!
>>121681406
>5k max
someone doesn't know anything about account selling
LE accounts go for $30
why doesn't anybody know
>>121681485
>LE accounts go for $30
LOL nice one anon.
>>121681187
what is the point in not surrendering
Asuna from Sword Art Online or Mikasa from Shingeki No Kyojin or Touka from Tokyo Ghoul
>>121681778
mate, your laughs won't invalidate the prices
keep trying and stay mad
>>121681816
cuz then he wouldnt be able to take this dank pic for /csgog/
>>121681858
what about me anon?
>>121681485
>>121681778
wait really? people buy mm boosted accounts?
>>121682074
ever had someone go 3-24 on your team? you can thank >>121681972 for that
>>121681858
pleb waifus desu
>>121682074
yes lmao
have you never heard the word boosted before?
there are sites made to non blatantly cheat with people that want to get higher ranks
>>121682141
i don't sell accounts, i just have an alt i dont use
>>121682218
you are still adding to the problem
>>121682218
Well let me buy that alt please
>>121682141
>>121682218
Well, I've heard of boosting, but I thought that was just when like a silver queued in a 4stack of GEs or cheaters for the carries to rank up.
I didn't realise people would buy an account that was like legitimately ranked to LE or higher. What's the point if you're just going to blatantly cheat or be shit?
>>121681858
I'm not gonna talk shit about bad waifus but
those are some bad waifus buddy
>>121681858
i want to cum in asuna
>>121682460
>Well, I've heard of boosting, but I thought that was just when like a silver queued in a 4stack of GEs or cheaters for the carries to rank up.
if they are friends it isnt boosting
if the silver is only with them to rank up then they are boosting the silver
>What's the point if you're just going to blatantly cheat or be shit?
i've thought that too, if they played they would just derank, but there are sites that do it so there must be a demand for high ranks on csgo
>>121682573
its easier to maintain a rank than to earn it, you can maintain a rank 3-4 higher than you can earn
all you need to do is not actively drag down your team and then get lucky being carried
meaning I can't bet the returned items? Like I withdraw a won alloy and play with it and I won't be able to bet with it in the future? Am I reading this right or autismo?
>>121682573
I mean, even if they are friends they're still boosting the shitter who is like silver if they're all GE. I guess it'd depend on the range of the ranks between them, though.
>>121682567
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=cumming+inside+asuna+100%25+raw
>>121682829
autismo
>>121683068
pls elaborate
google gives me fuckall
>>121683629
you have returns for things you won/got back
when you click them they go into a new area where you can have the bots return them but not bet with them
thats about it really
>csgog will NEVER EVER do this
>>121684008
pretty dank
>>121684008
I will never be a slavshitter, feels pretty good. Ship all the 3rd world shitters to some island in the middle of nowhere with no electricity, please.
>>121684197
can we pack the shitskins and niggers along with em?
>>121684008
what are thoooose
>>121684259
That would be fantastic.
>>121684008
Nice screenshot
>>121683695
oh right
cheers lad
>>121684298
glad to see there are still strong white men who want to PROTECT THEIR RACE alive. thanks buddy, sometimes it gets lonely.
>>121684449
Worst part isI'm a Swede. I'll be stabbed to death in a riot in a few years if I don't emigrate.Gotta get out fast.
POST EM CSGOG
>inb4 awp
wow the game I just had.
Some guy lurking and getting meaningless kills every game after being the only one not dead. Earlier in the game he didn't drop someone and he raged all fucking game
>>121620839
Got a question for some of you guys out there. I want to learn some skills irl, be that a language, or programming, drawing, music, editing.
I am also pretty high up in the uk scene, been on csgl once and am in a team who have all been in csgl many times.
Anybody interested in exchanging knowledge of sorts? I do a demo review, or play with you, give you tips etc, in exchange you teach me your skill?
www.steamcommunity.com/id/table if you wanna check my friends list or anythin
>>121684596
Stop posting, you slav. I bet you are 16 years old and your favorite player is Snax.
>>121684008
16-0 happens all the time at global
>tfw went obv as fuck last game with deagle ace and 3k awp wallbang
Oh pls no overwatch, wasnt even my account. Don't drink and play guys
>>121684537
its true
I literally cant believe what happened to your country, it should be the jewel of europe
>>121621728
The Steyr aug is an austrian weapon after all.
>>121684660
I teach you how to become a cumslut and suck lots a penis
>>121684931
do that already
>>121684660
> <10rws
Man how far csgol has fallen lol
>>121684841
At least during my childhood I didn't see shitskins anywhere. Sad to say, but it's been damaged beyond repair at this point. It's too late to fix my country.
I'll probably emigrate to some Asian country in a few years and live like a king for a while and then move to some English speaking country.
>Stunna only csgo personality who did extralife
Vomit
>>121685027
I've played like 6 games this month LOL
>>121684931
drain my balls
>>121685573
anything for skins daddy
>>121685302
literally who?
>>121685687
>calling your a cumslut
>demanding payment instead of craving cock in your hole
umm gotard?
>>121685832
c9 manager
>>121685835
daddy please i need it to fuel my gambling addiction....
why are bots being casted by daboo
Mfw I join a public competitive and get kicked by a hoard of 10 year olds and get banned for 7 Days. Fuck you gaben you fat cunt.
>>121686139
mad
So this is an off topic post but I figured that out of all of the generals this one had the most overlapping users: is Quake dead for real? Has the QL Steam release helped it at all? Could I even find pubs or, dare I say, competitive play?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>121686214
quake is dead, even faceit and steam cant save it
>>121686214
jks from RNG plays QL. So... it still has some players, but I'd guess it's pretty dead. Faceit used to run comps, they might still do. That's where ddk came from
That being said, I didn't know it was released on steam... so yeah
>>121686310
>>121686317
Damn. That's ... that's kinda tragic, guys.
Quake will never be big again ;_;
>>121686214
quake is dead as fuck and the quake clones have active players in the single digits
people just say they like quake nobody actually plays it, is not even that good of a game compared to tribes
>>121686552
Does any Tribes game still get players?
>>121686606
tribes ascend started getting patches again, as far as perfect accuracy movement fps goes thats the only option right now and its where the players are
ut4 is promising as well, even if the main game modes arent that good there will be a promod that is
other than that, nothing
yo f a m whenever i launch my screen goes black and then cs crashes
What can i do other than kill myself, i have that scheduled in for tomorrow
>>121686854
neck yourself
>>121686891
friend please
i just want to play some counter strike before i kill myself
anyone else love watching irl cs?
the strats are amazing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQkR-EQOpbo
>>121687479
STFU KID WAR IS NOT FUNNY SOLDIERS FIGHT FOR YOU WHILE YOU SIT ON YOUR LAZY ASS IN YOUR MOMS BASEMENT JACKING OFF
>>121687829
I don't care
I love watching shitskins kill each other.
>>121686854
verify ur game cache
Since I got global my reflexes have became that of a finely tuned machine. I was making a sandwich and almost dropped a pickle on the floor and I caught it mid air and as soon as I did a friend came thru my front door. I then in one smooth motion took that pickle and flung it thru the air and it landed in front of him and bounced into his eyes blinding him. I yelled out flash bang and then took him out with my ankle holstered pistol. I'm currently awaiting trial and my lawyer won't represent me due to this whole case being quite a pickle.
>>121688984
neck yourself
>when you think youve finally found the perfect csgf
>>121689278
what did you do that made her say you were lying
>>121689689
i deleted a typo earlier in the chat
she was tired and i told her to go to bed
she wouldnt stop msg me so i just went offline
came back to this
So this happened literally 20 minutes ago. I type this while I'm on my break. Anyways, I'm a cook at McDonald's and my friend works the cash register. One of the other cooks (a guy) tried to walk past me and ended up touching my butt. I thought it was another cook and jokingly said "don't touch my butt". The one that actually did it confessed and before thinking, I immediately replied with "oh it's okay then" in a serious tone. He gave me a dirty look and the other cook asked if I was gay. My friend on the cash register overheard it and decided it'd be funny to play along and say "has he not told you guys yet??" Well the manager (who actually is gay and is only a few years older than me) overheard THAT and starts talking to me about how he has a single friend that's been lonely. Me being the nice guy I am couldn't tell him the truth and before I know it, he tells me his friend is coming in tomorrow and he'll give me a break when his friend gets there. I still don't know what to do.
>tfw deranked because playing with retards
>>121690070
neck yourself
>>121690141
before you rek yourself
because im bad for your health
>>121690070
lmao just be straight (haha get it) with them and say you aren't gay and he touched your ass like wtf
>>121690070
you need to please his cock I can teach you
lads give me some euro high rank dm servers
valve based way too fucking easy
SMFC +
>>121690227
My manager is gonna think that I think it's funny to pretend to be gay. I might have to go through with it now.
>>121690283
ponyfortress
>>121690393
just tell him you didn't say it and your shitty coworker did
stop being a pussy holy shit
you must not need this job if you are willing to be this much of a bitch
>>121690445
It's too late, man. It's less awkward to go through with it at this point.
>>121690498
i hope you're baiting because honestly you have no spine and no self respect
>>121690070
make sure to prep your holes and dont drink his cum too fast anon or you'll get a tummy ache!
>>121690568
It's so easy to be tough on the internet, isn't it?
>>121690631
i'm not acting tough
you are literally working at mcdonalds and asking for advice on 4chan about what to do since your manager thinks you're gay
>>121690659
no bully!
>>121690283
LADS LADS LADS
LADS
LADS
>>121690430
doesn't exist or meme
>>121690659
>that moment when you realize you've been b8ed
Who we betting on today?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp1btLIQX-4
>>121691257
>that cute face
>cute voice
>cute tits
>perfect body
>amazing smile
>mouhbreathing retard asks her about her fucking feet
WHY
>>121691257
I don't trust vp or titan or mous with my skins.
tbch id probs put 1$ on publicir, they seem to want it enough to toggle.
>>121691257
poor girl is about to get raped
does anyone want to buy knife good price :--D
id/faggotasscopilotsman
anyone else watching this staff game? SLTV has the best strat, send panda in, panda wins the round while everyone else plants on the other site
Alright, what sign should I bring to CEVO.
>>121693229
"hand over the skines"
>>121693229
neck yourself with a titan logo upsidedown
>>121693229
!123giveaway
>>121692015
>that co pilot
good luck selling that lmao
win the door to the soundproof booth! type "doorgiveaway" in chat to enter
>>121693449
>that fucking anime ass
its not even arousing, its just...
its so visually appealing.
>>121693449
>>121693317
Hand over the skins it is. Also we were hitting on flusha hardcore yesterday, what shit insulting fnatic should I put on the other side?
>>121693817
>insulting fnatic
they aren't even there
>>121693817
no its spelled skines
>>121693817
but anon fnatic are csgogs guys
watch cevo or dave lang?
>watch shroud for the first time in months
>he's still just as lazy and blunt when answering donation questions/comments
>"uh, i don't know haha"
>"i don't know how to pronounce that"
>"umm.. nah"
>people still donate like crazy
is there an explanation for this?
Why is NBK so sexy guys
>>121694193
we've studied it and we still can't figure out how shroud is popular at all
Is it a good idea to buy on the second round as Terrorists if you get the bomb plant down?
Or should you just eco for the next 2 rounds?
>>121694137
Is that even a question?
I'm only gonna tune in to CEVO, if they play something boring.
>>121694351
i'm not sure he's playing anything. it might just be a 24 hour stream of him taking skype calls and telling people to get fucked
>>121694274
the plan is usually to buy on round 3 instead of double ecoing and buying on round 4 like cts have to do
second round force buys are very strong but you need to have your whole team do it and be cool with the consequences
bomb plant and round 4 buy is the worst possible choice
Do you think we could the Lang zone to expand to CSGO?
>>121694418
I could die happy being told to "get bent" by Lang.
where is the lang stream
kill yourself tommygun you memeing fucking garbage and any other faggot similar
>>121694193
Faggot that asked a stupid question detected
>>121694686
Starts in 2hours and 30min.
wtf is daboo going on about refugees for lmao
>>121694712
>implying I'd pay to ask someone a question
nys pham
>>121694767
>not knowing that you can refund it
noice 1 senpai
>>121694269
Because csgo streamers are so spectacularly shit overall that a decent streamer like shroud appears amazing
fresh off hltv
>>121694796
>trusting paypal with my dosh
>having a paypal account
LMAO
>>121694891
>he doesnt know
>>121694867
shoxie meme
Wait a minute, shroud subscribers post here?
That explains a few things.
>>121694710
I'm just trying to spread the LOLS of csgog senpai no need to hog all of them for ourselves
>>121664369
end your life already
>>121695156
nys desu senpai
just gonna remind you this fine worman plays csgo
>>121695272
>Doesn't wash her hands after eating greasy pizza
Would not let near my stuff.
>>121695272
L I T E R A L L Y
W_H_O
H_H_O
O___O
>>121695335
Mary "Kush" Kish https://twitter.com/MerryKish
>>121695156
stay on r/globaloffensive
its where u belong m8 ;)
daily reminder that you shouldnt be using an awp skin
and if ur using worm god ur the worst part of the problem
>>121695207
>>121695438
thanks for keeping the lols going fellas!
>>121695156
nice memes senpai
Can someone please post the VP bet flow chart?
>>121695485
>worm god
>bad
lol
>>121695485
safari mesh > all other awp skins
>>121695378
probably at highest a MG2 ranked trash
>>121695156
I loled
are you guys a lewd general?
Is there a youtuber that makes CS:GO "content" that isn't cringy as fuck?
>>121696306
no
>>121696410
Thanks.
I put 1.47 down on Titan.
>>121695156
why'd you look at my esea profile last week
>>121697296
>gif
get with the times granpa
titan or vp?
>>121697505
Low VP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fArVp5gkUOs
>>121697445
>no sound webms
nah you get with the times grandma
>>121697869
>adult male
>shorts in public
umm gotards?
no more no more no more
>>121698036
>portugese people
I have 16 phoneix/breakout cases.
What do I do with them?
cases on me
as long as someone uncase it
i bet on titan
not sure why cant trust the french
>>121698410
neck yourself
shox seems like a really down to earth guy based on interviews throughout the year desu, I didn't expect that.
Any player worth interviewing at CEVO? Which ones are nice dudes, which ones would you like to hear from most.
>>121696105
ive honestly seen more worm gods than standard awps its sickening
>mouz only 66% against shazam and his merry band of adventurers
am I missing something here or should I go high on mouz?
>You've read it wrong, it actually says "Stay away from Poland"
Dead
pasha is so handsome i wish he would just have his way with me
btw im a girl
anime is cool
>>121700472
Pasha let me take a picture with him in the Mexican food truck line yesterday. Coolest pro player.
>>121694841
true, but dazed's stream is overall more fun I'd have to say, and he's a well known "pro"
>>121700472
same
btw im a boy
http://css.gamebanana.com/maps/188068
rate my bhop map
>VP losing on train to fucking everyone
gotards?????
hi gotards
eu/me fuck boy that's sick of russian kids and ret*rds and barley winning mg1 add my fuck up id/faggotasscopilotsman
>>121701254
nvm senpaitachi
>>121701704
Sorry, man. I'm around your rank, but you just seem so obnoxious.
>>121701704
whats wrong with you
why can't VP win any fucking pistol rounds ever?
>>121702145
you must have no self-awareness whatsoever if you don't realise that the combination of your post and that profile makes you appear incredibly annoying
>>121702235
not in the script
>>121702263
hes probably 15
>>121702381
when i was 15 i was trying my hardest to appear mature and older than my age in the internet
now 15 year olds are embracing being annoying fuckwits that spout memes
who /basedsnax/ here
I would choke on snaxs dick and drown in his cum no homo
>be byali
>kill 3 people
>team throws
>lose round
fml desu senpai
Nuke 2 next week boys screenshot this post desu
I just need 60 more wins until I unlock overwatch and then I can help keep hackers away from you anon =^_^=
>>121696510
:^)
lang
>Win both pistol rounds
>Lose the map
Ayy Titan
>>121703262
Lets fucking go son, perfect timing.
figured this might be an appropriate place to post this offer, I am trying to trade 2 skins I have for BLOPS3 since I am burned out of CSGO right now. I have a Kill Confirmed Battle Scarred, a Frontside Misty minimal wear, and an AWP BOOM min wear. I also have some other skins.
BLOPS 3 is 40$ on CSkeys and all 3 of those are worth 20$ each so I I'm willing to trade 2 for the game.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lutheritrux
if you want to see my inventory.
>>121703641
neck yourself
>>121703641
did you not try the open beta? blops3 is trash
>>121703860
I haven't played a CoD game since MW2 and I've been craving a mindless FPS with lots of unlocks and useless customization to waste time on in my few hours I get to game a day. Previously it had been CSGO but my regular group of buddies has all moved on.
>there are people who actually though VP was going to lose
what do they mean by customs
>>121704170
Who?
>>121704194
they mean ur gay LOL
>>121704194
not the original 1.6 maps AKA overpass cobble and train
>>121702263
I genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
I was just looking for someone to mm with
sorry I guess
>>121704423
neck yourself
>>121704341
>cobble and train weren't 1.6 maps
....?
>>121704341
>cobble
>train
>not from 1.6
???????
>>121704481
their current versions dumbass
Hello /csgog/, may I ask how do you feel about Duncan "Tho[o*]rin" Shields?
>>121704513
So is mirage also a custom map then?
>>121704621
im just going of thoorins definition ask him
>>121704604
He's a pretty cool guy and he loves esports
>>121704683
You're the one who apparently knows what custom maps are...
>>121704604
he's a real nigga
>G2 jumped straight to T1 after kicking scream
>people still think scream is a good player
>>121704604
he stood up to feminist bullshit so hes ye
>>121704604
Best analust in the business.
>buy skin
>trade skins
>sex
ahhhhhhhhhhhheuuuuuuuuuuu
>weed
HAHAHAH WEED
>neck myself
whoopeee
>end up with 4000$ in profit
WTF!!! :OO
Can VP win 1 pistol round?
How can I get my voice to sound like Misled's?
>>121705923
suck lots of dick
>People who play tf2 competitively calling csgo a joke
lmao
>>121705768
yes, prepare for them to get eco'd
>>121705961
How many? All at once?
>>121705768
??? scripted?
>>121706050
fucking called it, love this shit game
I know the script thing is a joke to you guys but I honestly wonder when I'm watching this whether theyre actually playing for real
I looked away for 1sec, did neo win a 1v3 eco?
>>121706058
at least 100 dicks, not all at once.
make sure to swallow.
why do people even bother buying guns
>DUDE PISTOL ROUNDS LMAO
gotards please fix your fucking game
>win pistol
>get forcebuy'd
>win a forcebuy
>get forcebuy'd
>win a eco
great game gotards
the fuck is wrong with shox today?
>americans naming spots after fast food
>>121706040
People play TF2 competitively?
>>121706535
He's calling for the team.
>>121706636
But yesterday he was calling and going god mode at the same time.
It's like he's not even trying today.
>>121706595
largely autists & small children
>>121706595
People play Angry Birds competitively too.
Who the fuck calls hut KFC?
Fucking Americans...
>>121706975
The fuck is hut, yuropoor?
>>121706975
you mean popeyes?
>>121707123
the chicken hut behind statue
hut makes a lot more sense than KFC burger
>These fucking commentators
>>121707235
this
Both are Call of Duty as fuck. One literally said collateral when shox got the double kill with the AWP.
>>121706589
>>121706975
fucking burgers lmao
>>121707426
>you will NEVER touch a girl
>Ex6tenz
>>121707665
I was one of the kids in that crowd at CEVO LAN. And I'm damn proud to say it.
I came to CEVO LAN with one friend to watch some CS, have some fun, and meet the pros I looked up to online. I never intended for any of this today. But I am extremely happy it happened.
Me and my friend Blockspray had been relatively quiet, cheering at the occasional good play but other than that, we weren't obnoxious. Until Conquest came in.
After the Titan game, me and Blockspray were hyped. We were ready for a long night. We saw some kids gathering to root on Conquest under the pretense of being a "believer" so me and Block joined them.
Before map 1 started, we decided as a group to cheer for every Conquest kill, and to go absolutely nuts for them. We expected just some dumb looks and some people who thought we were mental, but it became so much more.
We became aware that the CSGO community online was actually talking about us. It fueled us more as we saw popular threads on Reddit and HLTV take form and gain popularity. We logged onto the MLG streams to see the chat talking about us. So we continued.
Eventually I flashed my twitter on the screen. I got overwhelming support (except for one hate comment. It was pretty funny tho). So we continued more.
After map 1 I think we went absolutely nuts because CQ won. At this point we had even the casters and analysts talking about us. CEVO realized that this was huge for their event (at least I hope) and gave us all shirts. They then put the camera directly in front of our group for the whole MLG.TV to see. We got even more hyped.
>>121707667
>exsixtenz
what kind of name you want senpai?
JUST
>round starts on cobble
>if CTs have nades they throw them at the B tunnels entrance and drop
>if they don't they stay back and get fucked by the Ts coming out
>the A side CT almost always pushes A tunnels and never does anything
Fantastic map gotards, really complex decision making
Can an LEM play with a gold nova 4?
why isn't helium casting
>>121707807
some guy said he was gonna have a hand over the skines sign at the lan has anybody seen it
In map 2, MLG supplied us with water. it was nice since we had been running to the bathroom to refill water bottles prior to rhis because there was no water abailable besides that. We became aware that we were actually appreciated by MLG. It was nice to know that we weren't just obnoxious kids being dumb, but we were appreciated. Even after the event we talked to the Conquest players, the casters, even RL and Scoots, and they all told us good job.
After the second map, we decided to hype up the players even more. When they went for their break, we made a player tunnel for them to go through on their way back go their seats. They were completely into it, running through our tunnel and everything. RL and the analysts even turned around to talk to us as we were making it.
In map 3, we ran out of water. Darkside personally delivered a whole case of MLG stamped water. He was really cool to us the whole series, and was one of my favorite people there.
After map 3, we went completely insane. CQ won and it actually felt like we helped them. We felt the win a ton and we made another player tunnel. They were into it again, and were happy to sign autographs and everything. A big group of us got a massive picture with Shahzam, who we referred to as "Jesus" and "The Prophet" throughout the series.
After this experience, I can wholeheartedly say Conquest is my favorite team. I want to thank all the CQ players, darkside, Launders and Helium who were casting, and especially CEVO and MLG, who decided to let us be hyped and even supported us. I can say this is one of the best days of my life if not the best. I've always wanted to make an influence on the CS community. With this I finally did, and I wasn't even intending to. I feel straight up blessed.
BTW, seeing your group singlehandedly blow up all over twitter is pretty cool to see
-Shr3d
>>121707872
It would be extremely painful
>>121707872
>Can an LEM
wew lad
>>121707665
are you autist or what? why would you touch them? not hug, not kiss, not cuddle, but touch. no wonder you'll never see a girl lmao
>>121707938
I mean can they queue together? I thought there was some block on high/low ranks queuing together?
>>121707975
baited for this exact response tee bee haych
>>121707975
I haven't had a conversation with a girl outside of the context of family school or business transactions like cashiers in my entire life
>>121708043
Don't remember how far away you can be, but get a 5 man and you can queue whoever you want, besides unranked.
>>121706040
Who? Someone on Froyo?
>>121708234
Probably because you haven't found a good one yet. I honestly don't want to speak with stupid bitches only because they're "girls".
>>121707891
I'm in the press room doing work right now brother. You want a free Monster or some of the vodka I brought in, tell me and I'll hand it over.
>see viewers:2 all the time
08 November, 2015
V.R: nice
V.R: player
V.R: :
V.R: good player
V.R: man
V.R: you are crazy player
HEAT: you watching? :)
V.R: yes man
V.R: a watch you
V.R: all time
V.R: nice player
HEAT: haha
HEAT: ty
...
V.R: have the fb
HEAT: i dont use it too much
V.R: aha
V.R: oki
what the fuck
>>121704604
literally reddit: the person
how do I git gud in surfing?
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