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>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
>Competitive News
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>PUG Services
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>Betting/Trading/Item Related
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
http://strawpoll.me/3968111
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbyKA1H4F78 [Embed] [Embed]
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
https://i.imgur.com/6vAaG9C.png
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: https://i.imgur.com/9ppLqXa.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYEyIGLRqW0
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
>>121504152
underage
csgog i...
>>121504378
wew lad
>>121504378
hot
anime bellow everything else
why can't I play this game sober
ARE YOU KIDDING MEME? THEY FIXED THE NO TEXT THING
>>121504378
thats borderline beastiality
>>121504792
what thing
>>121505125
just hold control+s down and you could send a blank post
i have 81 hours of csgo played and 54 MM wins
my winrate must be pretty good
>>121502380
my avg. game length in last 8 is 35min
>42 kills
>lose
why do i play at 2am
>be playing csgo
>watching long doors from pit
>aim directly in the center of the head
>miss because RNG
what a great and competitive game
>>121505868
>be bad
>don't see the problem with rng because more often than not i get kills when im not aiming on them because of the rng
>tell other people to get good for complaining when rng makes them miss
>be retarded
>>121505325
>>121505657
Wew lad
>>121505694
>>121505868
>>121506093
suBSCRibed :)
>>121506093
>not having the skill and gamesense to account for the RNG and abuse it to your own benefit
it's a harvey thread
>>121506438
>account for the RNG
>by hoping you get lucky
>>121506438
>implying you can account for the rng
lmao that's why your entire "pro" scene is rampant with cheaters using hacks just so that they can get a consistency of 15-20 frags/game
rofl
dumb gotards
>>121506753
use an aug/ssg and crouch and no excuse
>>121506935
cheats can't counter the RNG though because spread is on server side
why dont u fags use the aug/sg if better first hit accuracy will change ur gameplay so much
>>121506957
yeah man
because that definitely solves the problem huh
wtf there is a LAN going on rn
>>121507532
the jokers from France lead by a Belg are playing
>>121507312
you shouldn't need to use a specific weapon to even partially avoid getting fucked by completely random mechanics that shouldn't exist in the first place.
>tfw shox just missed a crucial kill on fallen because of rng
gotards????
>people bet on >titan instead of FNATICSLAYERS LG
>>121507716
nys retard, go play another game
>ask for a drop
>get ak/m4 instead of sg aug
cache is lg's worst map by FAR
source: i'm br and watch all of their games on online leagues
what does necking yourself mean?
>>121508052
already am
lmk when the game actually promotes proper positioning without filling the game with rng
>>121508323
>im br
omfg...
scream is such a trash player, makes me baffled to think titan paid 150k to buy him out of g2
>>121508781
DUDE HEADSHOTS LMAO
>>121508781
i will be lol if they bring back maniac to replace him
holy shit does fireden fucking archive anything?
>want to play cs go
>get drunk and can't play or else people will shit talk me
>he will realize he is homo loan
why do we allow these bigots to cast?
>>121508781
seriously ? noooo
>titan getting fucked
>scream toggles
lol
>SCREAM
>C
>R
>E
>A
>M
>missharvey will never put thumbtacs in your dickhole and hammer them in
>>121509472
i will never understand the appeal of any sort of sexual actions involving the urethra
it's not pleasurable
>>121509472
wew lad
>>121509629
google sounding
>>121509741
i'm perfectly aware of sounding as a practice
it gives no pleasure
i hate it when i try to find some good good gay or femdom bdsm porn and then it involves sounding and completely turns me off
>>121509472
>cum on a pic of hers
>post it on twitter
>forget about it for a month
>log back in and try to tweet at her
>blocked
at least she saw it :3
>>121509892
post it
>>121509892
>bragging about sexual assault in the internet
edgy
dignitas or liquid??
VP or conquest?????
>>121510131
TL
VP
>>121510024
post em
>that ex6 deagle
ROFL
I just killed 10 fruit flies in my bathroom.
It feels like I'm living in fucking squalor.
Where did my spiderbros go? I've never needed them more than now.
>>121510196
gross
>>121510310
its my semen dont say that
>>121510279
I put 3 jars of vinegar with holes in my kitchen a while back to get ride of them and caught a fuckton. they literally came out of no where though.
>>121510196
she should feel flattered desu
>>121510131
>>121510181
need more opinions i dont wanna lose money thanks!!!
>titan
shox is a fucking retard tbqh
>>121510053
are you joking
im not that guy but how is that sexual assault
>kekolding
>rlewis: the ultimate kekolding
one of us???
>ultimate kek
>watching cs instead of hs
![1435256397157[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jp6GPzw.jpg "1435256397157[1].jpg")
I am having a stroke at this very moment after losing $250 on last bet
I am dead fucking serious
I would go get a phone but I'm having a stroke and can't move my legs nor bet my last items on the next match
This will be the last thing I will every type in my life
goodbye /csgog/
>people itt are actually watching mlg.tv stream
>>121511532
yes lad
What the fuck is this music?
is VP a safe bet?
>>121512041
lol
>>121512350
theyre playing against litereal whos and they havent lost to NA in a while
do i bet on them
>>121512443
lad...
>>121512527
omg dont bully me ok im a gentle soul just tell me should i bet on vp >.<
>>121512443
They don't call them Virtus Throw for nothing
>>121513037
what are some safe bets then
>>121512936
do what you want it's your life
S H O X
H
O
X
Navi you visit CIS scum! Wtf was that!? They better crush them in the next 2 maps.
guys pls help me make money what the h*ck do i bet on
>>121513713
>>121513178
There are no safe bets.
>>121513713
>>121513623
I want to watch that game because Guardian, but the caster is so bad...
>>121513178
No bet is safe but the safest bet right now I reckon would be Liquid vs Dig
Dignitas fucking sucks but if aizy starts carrying them hard they can win
If aizy doesn't have 30+ frags the game is a guaranteed loss for dig
Bet Liquid their performance on LAN has been better anyway
s h o x i e
mouz beat navi on mirage
WTF
I can't fucking stand American casters in CS. I just want to watch this Na'Vi match but these smug fucks have to ruin it with their retardation.
>>121514261
Mute it.
> Hey Navi. How do you like you anti eco rounds?
> JUST...
Welp rip $50.
>>121514841
Pansey <3
>>121514841neck yourself
shoxie literally god mode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzdQ5qqFfQ8
shoxie wtf
Shox the new KennyS?
>>121515548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nw9J_7EPGV8
rpk is gonna get an ace within the next two rounds.
>could've fallen apart
really?
>>121515983
*tips fedora*
back to reddit with you
>>121515004
NAVI WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK! STOP! YOU'RE BETTER THEN MOUSE!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST...
scream has $1500 and he doesn't even buy nades...
wtf?
BOB ROSS FINALE IS IN 8 MINUTES
AND YOU'RE SITTING HERE WATCHING CS?
THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
What happened to fallen?
After LG beat fnatic he straight up sucks now.
>>121516960
Who the fuck is Bob Ross?
>>121516578
> Shit V getting eco'd again at the worst possible time in the map.
>>121516960
you better be joking m8
>>121517142
I'M SO SORRY YOU'VE MISSED OUT ON THIS BEAUTIFUL MAN YOUR WHOLE LIFE.
twitch dot tv/bobross
>>121517551
It's just some guy painting. Is this literally it?
>>121517551
>>121516960
hello bestmemes.com
>When you don't believe the meme anymore and change back to the 1s and realize it is still the better m4
>>121515026
>hates NA casters
>must mean they love that pansy fuck
Semmler and Moses are the only good NA casters
>>121518508
the lower firing rate makes it easier to control the recoil, everyone that switched is a redditor
>>121518658
I switched and somehow I can land a headshot on the first shot literally 99% of the time. Never EVER switching back, unless Valve change it again.
> Navi lose to an anti eco AGAIN!
Just throw my money away pls! Its not like you're the much better team. Its not like you completely choked on the first map. Its not like it takes a week or two to gain $50 on csgl.
Fuck you you Russian and Ukrainian faggots! Second place was a complete fluke last week.
>>121519229
Love how mad people get when they lose skins.
Damn it feels good.
that niko rape train
#thankyoubob
the light in my world has gone out
#THANKYOUBOB
rip bob
i teared up
wtf bob ross has been painting for like a week doesn't he have to sleep?
did twitch bring bob ross back from the dead
S T E V E
T
E
V
E
>>121521836
he's been sleeping for 20 years and 4 months
>>121521990
coma?
#thankyoubob
>>121522121
>>121522280
who is this? i thought bob ross didn't wear glasses and looked more friendly
>people think liquid are the best in na
the only reason people refused to scrim torqued when they were prac'ing for fragadelpha on stream is because people would see that all the "top" na teams would lose to a team with m0e, a2z (who was awful when he started csgo, but was p good in 1.6 t b h) and three players that were competitively inactive for almost a year
https://gyazo.com/000ae9bd9d8c11e963f97661c867b5cd
rofl
>>121523997
nice virus
>>121523279
Clg scrimmed with them all the time
>>121524301
only clg
overwatch t
>NA CS
did the vp lineup change?
i can't stand misled
adren so bad rofl
>>121525707
he's the sole reason i don't watch mlg streams
>two month break from csgo
>come back and top frag first game
>no warm up
How are people so shit at this game I can't understand.
>>121526318
That always happens after you come back.
First game back after 3 months and I got 47 frags and ranked up to global. Struggled to maintain supreme before my break.
>>121526508
But how? I changed nothing about my settings, my mental state has worsened and yet I have no problem doing well in the game.
>>121526860
I think it's to do with you coming back with a new mind. You haven't fallen back into your bad habits yet.
lol@ those who called stanislaw online
>>121526860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJOjDEGKuT4&ab_channel=Lo3
>>121527867
Who is this nobody?
Why should I listen to him?
>>121528023
Form your own opinions you lazy fuck.
>>121528154
Okay buddy, I'll disregard that video then.
> Hey guys lets take outer completely dry
> Wow we got Rekt. Lets do it 8 more times
> Hey guys we keep dying with no trades outer
> Let's keep doing it until we lose the map
Shit'quid everyone.
>>121528229
>implying i care if you don't watch a video that is meant to give insight
>>121528489
>implying you don't
You wouldn't have replied if you didn't care.
>>121528878
>replying means you care lol
nah m8. just pointing out that you're not harming anyone but yourself in the long run.
>>121529026
Obviously harming you since you keep showing your butthurt in these replies lad
>>121529175
my ass is so sore from the pounding you're giving me anon
>>121528489
>>121528878
>>121529026
>>121529175
>>121529598
neck yourselves
>>121529852
take your own advice
>>121529598
Hey, at least you admitted it.
fatko comeback
>>121529598
>tfw no one to pound my boyhole and cum inside
The commentators in the VP game are so clueless.
5 good for inferno t? l m a o
conquest literally raping VP on inferno (VP won train)
>>121530565
VP know they won. They're just fucking around with deagles and shit.
>the year of our lord (pbuh) 1437
>people still queue for inferno
>>121530904
fuck off nigger
> Liquid stacks A site
> Still cant get a single frag
What the actually fuck.
>>121531350
>premium American team can't beat a 4th rate EU team of young up and comers
hmmm, seems about right.
>>121531350
Sloppy cs from both sides desu, good thing I enjoy watching Hiko get rekt
weeder here :~) can i get some positive vibes in the chat?
>>121531928
>weed
pleb drug smdh
>>121532054
mushrooms amirite or amirite
>>121531928
Why do people watch non-pro streams? To be entertained? fucking lmao
>the anti-eco meme again
gotards............
>conquest is a better team than Reddit9
xD
>>121532587
what logic brought you to that result? because it sure as fuck is wrong
>>121532825
they're beating VP
>>121533000
c9 beat fnatic
does that make c9 better than fnatic?
>>121533130
>whitenighting c9
hey reddit
>tfw someone removes you from their friend list
>>121533240
>ignoring the argument
>>121533470
SHUT UP REDDIT
>>121533420
>tfw you're so anti-social that you feel good when that happens
>It's like he knew I was there!
How many wins do you need to rank up typically?
>pimp
Like a fucking shooting gallery, nice going Liquid.
>>121534008
1
you win and then you rank up. It's not 100% though.
MSL
S
L
heliumbrella is legitmately the worst caster i've ever heard
online matches he was passable as in I didn't have to mute him, but jesus christ he his shit now
sabo knows pretty much nothing about the game, i remember watching him cast a game and he didn't know who moe was
misled only has a job because le radio voice, but his play-by-play is at least bearable
>the best NA team can't beat tier 2 EU team
>>121534258
flusha is 21 but he looks like he's 31.
What gives?
>>121534258
>have hiko (best player in the world)
>still lose
shit game desu mi famiglia
>>121534527
>looks like he's 31.
no, he really doesn't
>>121530904
it's swt, not pbuh
>>121534686
no, he really does, retard
>>121534185
launders is the only good caster
>>121534842
no
he doesn't look older than his age
sure, he is fat but he doesn't look that old
RIP Conquest
>casters saying VP doesn't want to play these buffoons on cobble
lel
>>121534967
He does though.
>>121534818
you what?
how'd conquest end up in OT from leading 15-9 on inferno ct side
>>121535274
VP let them :^)
What do you think all those deagle buys were for?
you know your shit when pasha looks like a good awper against u
>>121536153
lmao
Get your LOL on at reddit.com/r/globaloffensive/
>>121536153
u know your shit at grammar when u type like this
>>121536270
>puttin effort to grammer in 4chän
>>121536375
>everyone should be as retarded as me
wew lad
>>121536375
neck you're self
its too easy getting (You)'s outside of csgog desu
>>121536486
na if ur a turbonerd that cares about spellin here then u do u but no need to get upity about ppl who dont ok ?
>papa memeceps
@121536564
true desu
>>121536608
>everyone should be as retarded as me
wew lad
kek slavs
>>121536708
it's not wew lad it's wrinkle face
>>121536887
>americans
my fucking god misled probably the worst caster
>casters appropriating luminosity as an NA team
wow
>>121537546
he's the play by play caster right? if that's him then he has literally nothing whatsoever going for him aside the forced as fuck "sports caster" voice
>>121537687
yeah, he's been casting for like 2 years no excuse
>>121537672
Probably just a mistake since they were less than a year ago.
>>121537769
he doesn't need an excuse. he gets paid by the retards at mlg. probably good money too, so there's no reason for him to change.
>>121537546
>>121537687
>>121537769
also he dresses like a lol casting hipster wearing cardigans and shit
why is NA so devoid of casters? I saw lex cast a game on esea a few weeks ago, he was fucking awesome, had ridiculous amounts of knowledge
I'm sure there's some ex-pro/current-pro that would love the extra money
hell i think an esea main player could provide better analysis
>clutch 3 kills at end of round while bomb is ticking
>teammates start screaming to pick up a kit
>no kit anywhere and bomb explodesI could have defused it if I just tried to defuse instead of looking for a kit
>>121538397
don't listen to team mates noob
>>121538302
> Sadokist and Moses arn't NA
Get a load of the guy.
>>121538673
yeah and they are both really good
>>121539283
fuck off /g/ and take ur shit jokes with u
>Thorin is pro-GamerGate
Our boi status revoked.
Kiddingme is our new boi.
>>121539283
neck yourself you braindead mongoloid
>>121538302
Agreed, I like when NA pros get to cast in majors and shit like that. They speak good english without a bad foreign accent and actually know the fucking game. Unlike Misled and Flannigan who I've seen play and are awful at the game.
>>121539616
I thought it was General Anders
>mess up one round
>premades kick me
Remind me again why any more than duo queuing is allowed in competitive? Or at least why groups get their individual votes?
Are you supporting da bois ddk, james, reece and those other two nerds?
>>121540418
I know that feel. Usually I just mute them all and play as if I'm already getting kicked.
>>121540418
because the game shouldn't cater to lonely autists like you? who the fuck solo queues in csgo, it's 2015 jfc
Someone bought alot of peet
>>121542615
>open 10 cases
>9 blues, 1 purple, no stattraks
>>121542804
Wtf lol
>>121542995
>open up some cases
>stattrak bayonet doppler
>sell for fade butterfly and some nice skines
was a good day desu
>>121542995
GC pic = you deserved it
