can't escape the dart edition
Game is $40 on PC for all launch characters. $60 with some cosmetics on PS4 and XBONE. Blizz refuses to discuss post launch content at this point.
New Heroes (Added to Beta this coming week):
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/mei/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/dva/
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/heroes/genji/
Overwatch is a first person shooter made by Blizzard. The closed beta is live but you aren't invited.
>main site
http://us.battle.net/overwatch/en/
https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch
>Overwatch Game Data Spreadsheet
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1QgTenq3s-YesFgb-CPI6yIPpp4K9xot7LhTBo3Tm0Pk/htmlview?usp=sharing&sle=true
>list of /vg/ battletags (post yours in the thread if you want to be added to it)
http://tygla.com/owgnames.txt
first for anime
>>121573971
old thread
>>121602620
>>121602831
Reminder
We don't want poorfags in the community
We don't need poorfags in the community
>Blizzard game will have a half-dead community.
Blizzard could literally charge 120 dollars for the game and one of your testicles and it would still have a sizable community, how can anyone actually be deluded by this?
I'm not even defending the price scheme, but get a new line of argument you guys.
Do we know what stream we're watching for the Overwatch panel in 10 mintues?
>tfw game looks really fun
>tfw don't have friends to play with and playing with pubs will be hell
Fuck.
>>121603074
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr/theater
>>121602620
Are you proud of yourself? Does this make you feel good, anon?
ITT: Forcing memes like darts through a skull
>>121603156
>tfw game looks really fun
>tfw friends don't want to shell out $40 and would rather just keep playing CSGO instead
You could have prevented this Blizzard
need some moms teach teens r34 of mercy and d.va desu senpai
>>121603258
cry me a riverreal talk though this shit is weird af
>>121603135
Its a lot less about willingness to pay and a lot more about ability to pay
Lots of people in these third world shit holes dont have access to credit cards. It keeps people that literally have 0 funds out at the gate.
Does gamestop usually honor pricing errors? Theres the gat out of hell incident, but thats just one
>>121603164
thanks m8
>>121603057
>Bioware game will have a bad story.
Bioware could literally shit on a piece of paper and the resulting script would be better than anything that any other developer could produce today.
I'm not even defending their story formula, but get a new line of argument you guys.People actually thought this way before Dragon Age 2.
>>121603338
I've fapped to weirder
>>121603338
HOW YOU LIKIN THAT GENERAL CULTURE FAGGOT?
Does it make youinstantly orgasm?
>>121603343
Also keeps people who are willing to pay out as well. How can people not see this? You keep out a large potential playerbase, some who are willing to pay. Thinking it's good that Blizzard is locking them out is stupid. You're not just locking out BRs and slavs, you're locking out a lot more people than that.
And the game will ultimately suffer for it, there's no way it can have a huge competitive scene, which is what keeps a game relevant for long periods of time
>>121603010
reposting Q&A autism guy:
[[[ http://i.pomf.pl/vdwmps.webm ]]]
and dodging question about paying heroes after initial 21
[[[ http://i.pomf.pl/bctocv.webm ]]]
We always had mostly consoles as our main focus
[[[ http://i.pomf.pl/obeyve.webm ]]]
can somebody say something when they start talking about overwatch
>>121603565
>that spaghetti overflow guy
The autism is real.sorry
>>121603451
>fapping
>not just taking a dart to the head
>orgasms not instant
2 0 1 5
0
1
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Missed panel yesterday. Anything good?
>>121603712
Apart from Kaplan playing some sick dodgeball and literal retard no.
Holla holla get dolla
>>121603917
here comes another chinese earthquake
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L-lore hype ;_;
>>121603780
the pure unadulterated spaghetti
>>121603551
Actually that's one of the only good things about it. F2P games have the worst fanbase, not that this will be much better.
lip smacking guy NOOOOO
OVERWATCH PANEL INCOMING
>>121603712
`you missed disabled tranny asking about if controller works on PC
>>121603780
Wheres the tumblr one?
LORE STREAM PLS!
Lore time.
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/Rea37TGQwcr
>>121604115
>>121604149
>ustream
how long will that last?
>>121604073
Playerbase will always be bad. It's something inherent to online anonymous communities in general. The only difference is that the OW community has a decent chance of being dead in a few years due to locking out a large amount of potential playerbase
wait was that it?
>readability is really important
>so our first set of skins fuck with that
>>121604115
What a fucking dumb question this thing asked
Why did they clear the front row
it begins
IT BEGINS
>>121604290
It's been on for awhile now.
metzen you faggot
>>121604369
it's the retarded privilege that tumblrites have
she wants a custom overwatch controller for pc becase SHE needs it and Blizzard owes her
>tfw Hanzo, Zenyatta, and Genji are 5'8" like me
>>121604290
lasted whole HS q&a
>>121604387
Cosplay
>>121602620
i dont get this whole dart thing
Comic announcements please
OH FUCK ITS METZEN, LORE RUINED
>that hand touch
Um
Any network links for vlc?
>>121604524
Whenever I kill one of the waifus in the game I always imagine my bullets are orgasm inducing chemical darts and their death cries are actually mind wiping orgasms that leave them breathless for the respawn timer. Or orgasm inducing neuron pulses if it's an energy weapon.
Anybody else think like this?
>lore and story
I mean everyone know this was what this panel was, it's even in the name, but i'm still disappointed.
>>121604594
>No Pharah/Symmetra
C'mon guys
>>121604556
rtmp://185.45.49.75/live/mainstage
>maps tell stories
>>121604556
>using vlc
>>121604594
>Anybody else think like this?
not that specifically, actually no.
>>121604524
It's someone trying to force their "kek so funny lmao" meme
was CS:GO 15$ on release?
>>121604713
>>121604594
>no morrison or reyes
Cmon you gotta feed the fujoshits
Based English Gov, fuck the robots
>>121604842
>"kek so funny lmao"
somebody got his bottle popped :^)
>Brits are slavers
>not murricans
m8, do you even know what the 7 year war was about?
Wakanda confirmed
DOOMFIST
holy shid, young gabe newell in the house?
omnics dindu nuffin, they just want to live in london
I see this parallel with muslims in england
>no playable doomfist
shit game
>empty chair
hmm?
>>121605031
Robots want fucking welfare, remove robo kebab
>>121604951
jesus christ
stop trying to make "bottle popping" a thing, it's not
all of you faggots shut up with trying to make your memes a thing for a week, bring the porn already goddamit
Feels like they are pulling lore out of they're asses
>all these faggots not instantly orgasming whenever they see the Overwatch waifus cumming uncontrollably
When is the lore stuff done? So boring
I want to know WHEN I CAN PLAY THE BETA
>>121605095
>general has one drawfag that does porn
>he will always make an instant orgasm dart version of whatever porn he makes for the general
USA USA USA
>people liking women
disgusting
>>121605271
They're not gonna say in this panel, fuck off.
>>121605271
Literally the whole point of this segment is the lore....
overPRICED
or
SUICIDEwatch?
it be nice if there were more dva art.
Who do I have to suck to get a beta key?
Paying 60 dollars for this shit grants me a beta key or not? It doesnt say that anywhere.
PUTIN
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>>121605406
Overwatch because we have to watch streams for the next 6 months ;^)
>>121605271
That would've been said yesterday had someone fucking asked
So 76/Morrison is Captain America?
>>121604317
>>121603551
Regardless of their willingness to play, most people still dont want them
Pay up, or stay on twitch.
Thats the bottom line
>>121605091
they gave them vote rights ...
>>121605406
>>121605479
No and there is 39.99$ version as well.
>>121605117
that's literally metzen's job description
>>121605589
ok, so even if I get a beta key i'd have to pay for it later?
Have they gone full retard?
>human pilot, I mean Russian pilot
russians confirmed not human
>>121605573
>>121605406
>$40 too much for a full game
move out of mommies house and get a job lel
Russia went full Pacific Rim
>>121604501
>they are all taller than me
>>121605573
kek, have a (You)
>>121605758
it's not too much for a full game, but it's too much for a f2p game with microtransactions
>>121605573
Brilliant, get them to upboat it on leddit so that the devs see it
>>121604115
The best one was the lanky retard who mumbled himself into streaming history trying to ask if Rule 63 skins would be a thing
>>121605873they hated it
>>121605758
full game? are you high?
Bunch of russian lore and stuff, russians wont be able to enjoy it cause its not f2p
>>121605843
> f2p
You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means.
>>121605768
Not as much as Korea.
Their story is literally "There's a big bad robot, so we made mechs to defeat him, but every year he adapts and comes back."
>>121605795
>They are all shorter than me
>>121605843
Also too much to pay for a game they might not enjoy for a lot of people. Tons of people won't buy it, my own ability to do so is irrelevant
>keep an eye out for easter eggs hinting at heroes we totally haven't decided we're going to add yet
>>121605843
It's not a f2p game. The quality is not that of a f2p game either.
>>121606012
That's great.
>>121605843
Why does it have to be f2p?
And wanting people to pay more for skins after paying $40 is pretty jewey but its totally optional and doesn't effect gameplay. Goddamn autists.
But this is 4chan after all, idk why I still get mad at autists here when it's a given.
Yay dialogue
updated, post em
>>121605873
it'll jut get removed by the mods or even downvoted
reddit is full of blizzfanboys
>"hey here's all these easter eggs for future heroes, see if you can find more"
>already announced that there wont be any more until some time after release
k
>>121606140
>The quality is not that of a f2p game either.
what was the last multiplayer only, no single player campaign game priced at 40?
>Tracer's enjoying every moment of being a hero
>She's having a blast
I just want to have fun and enjoy life with Tracer
>>121606326
Nice one tbqh
>>121606326
STOP TRICKY
>>121606321
Titanfall but Titanfalls problem was it had no launch content, not post-launch content like OW.
>>121606326
flibbity floo, here's your (you)
This panel sucks ass, they're trying to sell me on telling stories through maps and various art on those maps.
>>121606326
nice bait mate
>Lore for a Multiplayer only FPS
>>121605758
You should also tell us to go to a different country where paychecks are higher, asshat?
>>121606326
@BlizzardShitpost
>>121606326
This is literally what reddit wants.
>>121606448
tittyfall had a single player campaign.
why does this guy keep confusing right and left?
>>121606326
fuck off
>>121606494
TF2 does it
>>121606513
No it didn't, it had a fully bot filled MP
>>121606494
Would be fine if it had a single player story mode. Story for MP?
meh this wouldn't be the first time i payed $60 for a bare bones shooter that had qt girls
still no regrets
>>121606223
>>121606223
>>121606140
>It's not a f2p game. The quality is not that of a f2p game either.
take that blizzard cock out of your mouth before you speak, next time
>El Banko
THE PINNACLE OF COMEDY
>>121606323
girls like that are a fleeting tempest
>>121606223
>there will never be an Overwatch single player campaign where you can dive deeper into this world
>you will get to "experience" the story and lore through posters on the map you're playing on
>>121606602
TF2 does it WELL
if you wanna build lore, build the fucking world
comics, cinematics, and other shit
you don't build lore by sitting in front of a crowd of 1000 people and just talking to them about shit that's clearly obvious or blantant bullshit
"hurr, we want to creat a world no one has seen before, so we made africa first world country with buildings instead of shithouses"
6'5 skeleton top kek
>>121606234
>>121606632
C'mon you 2, use your words as opposed to just greentexting
>>121606632
Why don't you continue eating the shit you've been and go back to playing your freemium shits you dirty poor nigger.
>6'5"
>7'3"
damn I feel short
>>121606480
Blizzard was long bought out and run by Jews, what did you expect?
Let's look at the facts knowing TF2 was essentially $20 (one third of a $60 bundle) and Overwatch is $40 by itself.
>TF2: 9 classes
>Overwatch: 21 heroes
>Overwatch has 57% more characters on launch
>TF2: 4 maps on launch
>Overwatch: 7 maps
>Overwatch has 42% more maps on launch
>TF2: 3 game modes on launch
>Overwatch: 2 game modes on launch
>Overwatch is missing 33% of total game modes on launch
Overall the sweet spot price for Overwatch is roughly $30 based on hero and map content. At most it is slightly overpriced.
>>121606001
How is it not?
>>121605758
i would pay $30, $40 annoys the shit out of me for some reasons
>6'5"
>155 lbs
God damn Junkrat you fucking skeleton
>>121606661
I just want to be with Tracer. I will do whatever it takes to be with her and stay with her
>>121606773
They are doing comics and they've already done cinematic trailers and shit like this.
This panel is just typical Blizzwanking themselves
>>121606914
he's also missing a leg
>>121606857
>I went to a liberal arts school
i want to go back to when i was 15 years old and then i want to breed tracer
>>121606857
This is assuming they don't add more maps and game modes leading up to release, which they already said they were working on
Soft reveal? People figured this out ages ago
HOLY SHIT
REAPER IS MEXICAN
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>Graphic novels
yesssssss
reyes is white
>>121607017
Go away faggot, what makes you think you would be able to?
>>121607053
>Mexican
that's offensive, the correct term is "beaner"
>>121607053
EYY WANNA BY SOME ORANGES
I want to breed with Pharah's momma
>>121607104
LATINO
>>121607104
>Gabriel Reyes
>white name
kek
>>121607009
Nice counter-argument, faggot. I used basic maths to show the value of the game, not some fucking women's gender studies link.
>>121607017
wanna get rekt m8?
>>121606223
this seems like some kind of viral marketing effort
>>121606910
I'd pay $20, $25 at the most
They are just killing their own game.
i want to breed
>>121606223
>>121607104
he's latino
so yeah you're right :)
>>121607053
Who would have thought? I mean his last name is Hispanic his fucking face is Hispanic, I was sure he was from Germany
the short form comics look ok tbqh
Ok I am not usually against Blizzy cause I liked HoS and Heartstone. I dropped them after a while, but I can't tell that they are totaly bad.
But they are free to play at least and I can choose to pay for skip the grind.
Now why I should pay 40 Euros for a 5 map shooter game with no campaing and a gameplay that up to this moment seems to have all the limit that HoS has if you confront him to other moba ?
>>121607242
at least he's not a bigger. now i will be able to play him.
>dragons
how is there dragons in a cyberpunk game
>>121607104
Torb is one of the founders
but gets no respect in the game
>>121607218
please go back to grade school arithmetic you're giving me second-hand embarrassment
>metzen squeezing his semi through his jeans over his blond self-insert
>>121606223
r8 fagit
is that a dragon? Reindhart best guy
where are those dumb faggots who thought Reaper was black? What's it like to be retarded and wrong?
Special guest
TF2-esque comics confirmed
they really nailed the jewish guy
i want to play so bad. ive needed something to fill that shadowrun hole for years.
HAPPENING
OVERWATCH SHORTS HAPPENING
>>121607316
You shouldn't. Let Blizzard feel their idiocy and it will go F2P after a bit
>the hell was i talking about?
C O C A I N E
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does anyone have a height chart of each character?
"So these are the kids, this is what Overwatch is all about"
And starts to choke
Glorious!
Movie confirned
>>121607420
well he's Mexican so we're half right
>>121606910
Cuz youd be paying 40 for starcraft or d3. Something with legit lore
FUCK OFF KIDS
>>121607357
>Roughly 50% of $20 is not $10
>20 + 10 is not 30
You're right, embarrassing yourself like this is just fucking shameful
>Reinhardt fighting dragons
Nobody caught that?
OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>121607459
>Roadhog with a teeny tiny tea cup
Roadhog is moe!
MOE
>>121607459
>>121607468
These are literally tf2 comics
OH SHIT ACTUAL REVEALS.
Did they really have to freeze the cinematic at that frame where the kid makes the most retarded face
>>121607592
>>121606857
>TF2: 9 classes
>Overwatch: 21 heroes
>Overwatch has 57% more characters on launch
>TF2: 4 maps on launch
>Overwatch: 7 maps
>Overwatch has 42% more maps on launch
>>121606223
faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam
>>121607143
>BUY BUY BUY
>>121607519
At first I thought the kids are real and they would introduce them!
This story is so much better than other online games. I almost feel sad that the game is fucked by Blizzard's business decisions. It could have been so much more
any link for blizzcon? or livestreamer?
Winston eating a banana top kek
>>121604594
What happens when they hit Roadhog?
>>121607759
jesus christ, this is the only one of these where the guy isn't a faggot
props to you for maining multiple classes instead of being an edgy fuck who only plays mcree
>>121607759
>"maining" 6 characters
>60$ first person HotS
>60$ console port FPS
>60$ free2play pay2win garbage
>8 months till release
>beta is a lie
>SJW characters
>Blizzard fanbase is retarded
>Unreal Tournament 3
>Brink
>EVOLVE
>Overwatch
>Soldier actually has face animated under the mask
>>121607759
Think you are missing the point of Main and waifu/husbando, you indecisive slut.
>>121607727
9 divided by 21 times 100 = 42.8% on TF2's side
Go back to grade school if you don't even know the fucking formula to work out percentages.
WIDOW'S HUSBAND
More fuel to the fire for my theory that Overwatch should have been good guys v. bad guys without the robot bullshit.
>>121607727
I think they were going to do 9 characters good guys, 9 characters bad guys, and they were all going to be counterparts/nemeses to someone on the other team. When they abandoned that model they added new characters.
TIME IS ON MY SIDE
*fast forwards 6 months into the future*
OVERWATCH IS DOA!!!
>>121607941
But that's what blizzard wants us to do.
Damn, these look good
I thought they might skimp out after the original trailer
>>121607759
>4 waifus
What the fuck
>>121607709
That kid has been talked to by Tracer for the first or second time.
This is exactly the face ANYONE would make, including you.
>>121607967
evolve=overwatch desu senpai
OH MY GOD THAT CRISPIN FREEMAN
>>121607316
I'm so sick of people trashing this game without knowing what they're talking about.
This game has 7 maps, not 5. Dorado, King's Row, Watchpoint Gibraltar, Hanamura, Temple of Anubis, Volskaya Industries and Numbani.
Also note that whole panel could be compressed to " We do the same what Valve for with TF2"
i'm in the beta, do i still have to pay when it comes out? i thought this was going to be free to play. considering selling my account for 200 euros now
>>121608043
these shorts cant be cheap or easy to make but they're taking the smash and grab route with the game itself
I don't get it.
Ah, cinematics. The only good thing Blizzard produces anymore.
So is it basically Meet The ____ for each hero?
>FEELS
Fuck this cancer
>>121607727
you are so fucking stupid
>we're doing our best to copy TF2
this entire panel summarized
>>121608091
Fuck that I would try to grab that ass
>>121607104
who is the girl
is that supposed to be widomaker? looks too brown
GIVE MASSIVE FEELS
>>121608005
>42.8% more characters than tf2
>not 122.2%
>feels
inb4 metzen feelguy images
>>121608126
8, Hollywood.
>>121608176
pharah's mom.
MILF #2
>feels
GET OUT METZEN
>>121608176
justice rains from above mom
Is Metzen high?
