Sparkly Edition
>Newfag Pasta
http://pastebin.com/h2HEYmPD
>WTF is this F2P shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157?_ga=1.80588951.101251586.1436326577
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://heartofthorns.guildwars2.com
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://intothemists.com/calc/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/World_boss
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>Fashion Endgame
http://gw2-fashion.com/
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://gw2efficiency.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
DO NOT JOIN HOPE
REPORT ALL DROS POSTS
REPORT ALL HOPE POSTS
I miss enigmasloth
cute rats desu imo senpai
You are not the rat queen
Third for guild thread wars, and for two cancers in one thread
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA : HOPE Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Peachy Panic, or Mexay Renatus
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121508780
enigma is. One day our queen will rise again
>>121508780
Who is?
nth for earposting
>>121508882
report this
Let's make this a great thread, anons!
>>121508742
>>121509069
How many years has it been? Does anyone even remember enigma anymore?
>>121509494
if you fuck off for the entire day this would actually make the thread great
Scaly largos thighs.
>>121509285
you can't post that without telling me who I need to whisper
>>121509760
Scaly krait coils
>>121508334
EU servers:
> No eternal NA guild dramas.
> No ratfuckers.
> Less furries than NA.
> No namefags.
Why you are playing on NA, anon?
>>121509921
You posted all the reasons
>>121508334
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121509921
>No NA guild drama because not NA
>more erpers and furfags than NA
FTFY
You fags always shit up this thread during NA sleeptime, pretty sickening desu senpai.
I'm enigma ask me anything
>>121511050
>No NA guild drama because not NA
Which is pretty good.
>more erpers and furfags than NA
[DN] and [Furs] are on NA. Try again.
>>121512032
[FUN]
is completely full of furfags, literally only full of furfags.
I miss EU's musicfus
>>121512193
and literal dykes
Help
>>121512193
[FUN] have like ~10 charr players, out of 450+. Next argument pls.
>>121512319
Fuck off, Yuri is the purest form of love.
>>121512512
~10, it has well over that m8, are you even in FUN?
actually about 70% charr mains
>>121513228
femcharrs
>>121513158
Liar.
why'd they take out the progress bar for downloading maps while content streaming???
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>121513228
its pretty clear your not in FUN, why dont you fuck off back to HOPE
MAY DWAYNA CONFOUND YOU
>>121513523
>not in FUN
My EU account is, furfag ;]
>fuck off back to HOPE
no thanks, dros and clique are pretty unbearable. My point was taht you shouldnt be so proud of your shitty region when you EUfags are just as bad, if not much worse than NAfags.
>>121513158
lets become pure together anon
What's more fun, necromancer or elementalist
>>121514887
Ele's more fun
though Reaper is definitely more entertaining to play than tempest.
>have spark, half the gift of incinerator, half the gift of fortune, and all of the gift of mastery sans world completion as well as a few hundred gold
>only 67% world completion with the remaining 33% being spread fucking everywhere
It feels so close but holy fuck I really dont want to do this tedious bullshit
>>121513158
Here's hoping LW3 gives hints of Bubbles' involvement.
I really do like Kralkatorrik, but I would prefer having largos as a playable race and decent underwater combat sooner rather than later.
rifle thief and gs rev when
>>121515382
naw, i think a previous anon was right in speculating that LS3 will be about rytlock and his rev abilities.
>lunatic guard outfit
I dare you to find a better one.
P.S. You can't.
>>121515640
gs thief and gs rev when
>>121515660
Rytlock and his rev abilities can easily be the focus, while the story is making way for the next elder dragon.
Think about how LW1 went.
Can anyone tell me what armor set this is? I can't find it anywhere.
>>121512329
You need to learn how to color theory.
Change the glow and the eye color to one color first. Keep it consistent.
>>121516205
That's an outfit anon. It is the witch's outfit, which is only available in the gem store during Halloween.
The Halloween events also have a similar outfit called the hexed outfit, which you could buy for candy corn cobs.
>>121516205
It's either the hexed or witch Halloween outfit. You just missed the boat on grabbing either one.
>>121514887
Necromancer once you reach reaper spec for HoT.
If not, then elementalist.
Hey, does anyone have that picture of that one guy, usually posted with some caption like "he sees your ERP" or something like that?
Gorseval beckons for soulsGorseval has trapped your soul. There is no escape
>get a hopefag on my pvp team
>dies everywhere, tries to get into 3v1's, trickles into points
Aomine, you are an awful thief.
>>121515382
>>121515660
My guess is that the first halfof the new living story is going to revolve around the "exalted," the ring of fire and the mists, particularly the titans and how Rytlock got his rev abilities.
>turns out that the exalted are either lying, scheming mursaat, or a branch-off of the mursaat, or the mursaat were atificially created and we didn't know that until now
>they plan to do something with the egg that we don't like, so we have to stop them
>beta raid hinted at white mantle sacrificing pact members to bloodstones
>we stop the white mantle from sacrificing the pact but this somehow leads to the Door of Komali opening, since it needs sacrifices to keep it closed
>titans appear and start stirring shit
>have to head to the ring of fire to close the door
>meanwhile, it's heavily implied in-game and in-lore that Rytlock had some involvement with the ring of fire before the events of GW2, and that he looted his sword from there
>travel to the mists and the foundry of failed creations through the door
>meet Eir at the hall of heroes as a legendary spiritual druid, who teaches Braham to be a dragonhunter and Rox to be a lesser druid
>>121517617
He looks pretty cool.
Also the fact that he's a modrem minion, and that powerful mordrem minions like this are still running around sort of proves that Mordremoth isn't quite dead yet.
>>121518127
He can't die, he is literally the jungle itself. His mind may be shattered but I imagine his body will regrow unless you burn down the entire jungle.
>>121518282
>>121517896
I wonder about that. Nothing should really be happening in the Foundry, since Kormir had us clean it out. Not to mention NeoAnet seems to shy away from ever really doing anything with the gods. Think of the floodgates they would be opening if we all of a sudden went back to the Realm of Torment?
Which is not to say the soul batteries powering the Door couldn't be repurposed to something else, it's just I doubt we'll be seeing any titan shit.
>>121518282
He "dies" if you kill his mind, which we supposedly did in HoT, but I doubt it. He probably used another host out there to restabilize himself instead. We just don't know what.
>>121518626
I think is like we turned him into a vegetable. He is brain dead but the body still functions and since it is fughuge and regenerates, you can't really do anything unless you burn down everything,
>>121518282
>mordremoth is the jungle itself
This has me wondering - if Mordremoth is the jungle itself and can literally just "regrow" a new body for itself from any kind of foliage as long as its mind is intact - does this mean that Zhaitan was death itself? Mordremoth's body was basically a bunch of altered plant matter, while Zhaitan was just a bunch of stitched-up bodies. Maybe Zhaitan's out there right now, absorbing dead into itself to reform again?
>>121519053
Makes me wonder what happens to all of the minions the body's continuing to spawn now that he's braindead. Is it a Tequatl scenario where a lieutenant takes takes charge over the rest or what?
if you break the core of a wand then the wand is useless
we broke the core of mordremoth, and zhaitan
>>121519546
But if you use a new core and repair the wand, then it's good as new and back to functioning.
Tequatl is becoming that new core for Zhaitan's armies.
>>121517617
The only thing it's trapped is my heart.
>tequatl 3.0
rip
>>121519831
that's a big idea!
>>121512329
Complimentary colors, anon. You don't want clashing
>>121519970
Oh shit.
So one of some of the expelled magic really did just return to one of Mord's greater minions and made him stronger.
>>121517617
>Gorseval looks like a cross between a Zhaitan/Modremoth minion
>new black lion weapon skins hint that hatchling from the egg will look like a cross between some Kralkatorrik/Mordremoth minion
So we're upsetting the eternal alchemy balance by creating super-hybrids?
>>121517896
That would all be great. I doubt anet would be able to pull something cool like that off though, they're pretty inept as clear with how shit the whole LS1 was and with how rushed HoT story was.
The exalted are pretty sketchy to me too, they're cool and all, but the whole situation seems a little weird. Supposedly they're humans from centuries ago who repurposed themselves to be protectors of glint and glint's legacy and to fight the elder dragons, yet all they do is just sit in their city in the jungle doing nothing this entire time? I mean sure you can spin it that after glint died they maybe lost their purpose or whatever, but still. We just stumble upon them and they're like "oh is that glint's egg? well we just happen to be glint followers! just give that egg to us over here" and our characters just go "oh, okay then here you go".
Not to mention that master of secrets guy or whatever he was called, the leader of the 'totally not canthan' asian people had glint's egg for years, if he really was some wise know all man, wouldn't he have some knowledge at all of an old race of people who's literal existence is to honor and protect all things glint? If he did then he would have given them the egg in the first place right?
I don't know, the whole thing was rushed so a lot of this doesn't make sense.
POST POTENT RATS
>>121522060
It becomes even sketchier when you notice that the ascended trinket reward for completing all of achievements for their story segment isa mini Eye of Janthir
After seeing that I don't trust them worth a shit.
>>121522060
Wasn't he on the way to deliver it when his ship got all fucked to hell, though? Maybe there was shit that needed to happen before the egg could be delivered.
>>121522298
You stop that right now.
http://imgur.com/a/catfF
>>121522298
Here you go.
Not an ERP slut though, sorry.
>>121522510
Nice.
Figured SAB was coming back anyway since the auric basin map is giving out shiny baubles as the meta completion reward.
>winning match with 499 points
>you have been disconnected :^)
>mfw needed the win for a daily
>>121522638
Don't lie. Your Necro is a dirty fuccboi and we all know it.
>>121522510
Not even going to begin to get my hopes up.
Most of those are models we already had anyway.
>>121522424
Why contain it?
Why didn't the Pact just use Agent Orange?
>>121522638
That rat is too thin and frail to be potent.
>>121523287
This boiling endowment may rock my kettle's lid like a kite strewn about a hurricane, but even someone with such deep-seated convictions knows the value of restraint. I am not your fool!
>>121524226
So when you finally fucking meet up with that other rat in game instead of in this thread will you finally just fuck it and never come back here?
Any femsura need my bookah batter?
>>121524583
>implying they will stop
>implying they haven't already met and continue to perpetuate their drivel just to stroke their own "egos"
>>121525484
I miss when justice rat was about justice. Elixir F is a hell of a drug.
>>121523168
Not really, no.
Not my fault that anet won't make any new cultural armor and that most regular armors and outfits look bad on sylvari.
>>121526352
Please don'tlie to me like this.
Musky male bullsura keking futarats
>>121525813
>you will never live in a world where two potent heroes have set aside their differences to work in unison as comrades in armswhy?
>>121526579
He's a fag, just not a slutty fag. Sorry.
can you fucking NA shitposters go to bed already?
>>121531361
So you're saying there's a chance?
>>121531798
Who goes to bed a 9pm?
Why don't they just burn down the whole jungle? Beep the flame legion to do it.
>>121525813
Justice will not falter under the influence of subversive venom. Whoever did this to me has merely stiffened my stride; my vision remains clear and my goals remain true.
>>121528169I still believe, and this time I have a plan.https://a.pomf.cat/abymbr.mp3
i want you to cum inside me
Jesus fucking Christ, HOPE.
Another thread gone.
AntiHOPE posters are worse than HOPE posters
>>121533886
anon...
>>121533006
>>121525813
what is justice rat
Anyone know how to implement MasterFX into the new 64 bit client?
>>121536042
use your brain
i just hit level 45 am i good yet
>>121536821
Show us your butt.
>>121536983
The best.
Can someone help me learn how to not be shit at this game in game? I'm really bad at asking for help.
Also I have 86 laurels what is the best thing to buy with them?
>>121535173
Justice is a sham -- a sweet fantasy fed to progeny to wash away their tears. in this world, nothing is without expense; no debt forgiven, no wound repaired as if without scar... penance in it's very nature, mandates a price.
This wicked world is ever-ailing; even the land seeks to annihilate it from it's very root. To build anew, atop the ichor of the damned is as close to justice as we could ever hope for.
For a bright future, however dim... I will take up this cobwebbed mantle, to deliver this world that much closer, at any cost...
>randomly click on /an/ to look around
>click on the first thread I see
>rat general
You people have fucking broken me, I hope you're happy.
>>121536042https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/3rjeyc/reshader_mastereffects_installation_guide_for/
>mfw I solo fractal 50 Mai Trin for the last 2/4 phases after the whole group goes down
The best part was that this came up on the music I was listening to at the time:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50SDBHFGnMw
My Battle Rat put on 2 bits of ascended valk armor and 2 ascended valk trinkets, to go with my Wurm runes, so in mostly berzerker gear I roll around with just shy of 30000 health. I did this because of how lethal the stuff in HoT is... it makes fractals easy as shit though, and I run with the heal over time sigil and Mango pies, so I am getting back like... 450 health every 2 seconds. This combines with the talent that gives you Stability every second while in Zerking makes you more or less unstoppable in fractals up to level 50, the highest I have seen so far.
Zerker also turning the Predator into an incendiary grenade launcher for its burst skill is great. Maximum fun. I do have two axes though, so its not like I am doing only rifle, before you bitch.
>>121538328
>being proud of soloing post-nerf tickle-damage Mai Trin in crutch gear
jesus christ
>>121537613
Oh.
Thank you?
>>121537442
please helpi'll be your slave
>>121539047
What class are you playing? What are you actually trying to do?
>>121538952
You're most welcome, you cretin -- err, "citizen".
>>121539134
Revenant, trying not to get killed by low level mobs. Understanding what to do with all these materials I don't use.
>>121538695
Please, I didn't even notice she'd been nerfed, as she never hit me to begin with. I solo'd her pre-HoT like a dozen times too. What'd they actually nerf? Her bleeds do less or something?
As for crutch gear, shouldn't you be in DS being dead all the time and constantly crying for resses while scaling up enemies based on your presence? That's what most of the zerk meta people seem to do. I've seen people actually say shit like "All stack on the axemaster" before then wonder why they are fukkin dead.
>>121539346
Hmm, I can't help you there, I have never actually played a Revenant. What materials? The crafting stuff?
>>121539630
Crafting stuffs, Globs of Ectoplasm, Karma, Laurels.
I have a ton of each but I don't do anything with them...
>>121539489
>I solo'd her pre-HoT like a dozen times too.
[doubt]
>>121539047
>>121539346
Post pics of your rev and then I can decide if such a slave is worth it.
NA waking up
prepare for shitposting
>>121537442
Sure
I assume you're free to play? Either post your name or /w Tobias Mordan depending on which of those you can do and I'll sort you out, be online in a minute
>>121539746
She's a mega-man boss dude; you learn the pattern and have any form over over time health regen and you are good. If you move in an L strafing around her she can literally never hit you with her basic attack animation, the one that applies bleed and cripple.
>>121539739
If you are leveling go to the Borderlands WvW map (the little tower icon up top will lead you to that menu) and every 5 levels use the karma to buy level-appropriate gear for yourself, so you won't be gimped horribly. Hold on to ecto, its used in lots and lots of stuff at max level related to crafting. The lower level crafting stuff hold on to if you want to do crafting (I'd recommend weaponsmith- ascended weapons will be goddamn helpful later) or, if you don't give a shit about that, sell them. There are a bunch of guides online about how to level crafting, google will be your friend there.
uganda finishing dinner
prepare for shitposting
>>121539846
h-here
>>121540713
Who's going to claim this nornfu as their own?! Someone better fucking do it.
>>121540942
c-claim? what...
>>121536986
u can see her butt
>>121541442
Goddamn rats, make me fucking sick, tired of their rat shit clogging my thread, mother fuckers God DAMN IT GET OUT GET OUT GETOUUUUUUUUUTT
>>121540713
What level is your character, anon? As a revenant you should first spec into devastation or maybe corruption and get dual swords. Also equip a hammer so you can get a few ranged hits in before mobs get to you.
Learn how to dodge and use your sword blocks and unrelenting assault evade, because if you don't you will get into much more trouble later on.
Your laurels should be used for ascended rings and necklaces if you don't want to get them from fractals. Alternatively, you can get a few cosmetic things or T6 mat bags for cash.
>>121541429
Now I have some claiming to do.
>>121542042
*pats and strokes behind ear*
>>121542056
im 57 right now, but that's because i used 40 exp tomes...
also what is claiming im confused...
>>121542076
could you stop shitposting for one minute?
>>121542328
*cums in you*
>>121542289
That's a big problem that I wasn't aware of. You probably need to get better gear, because you still likely have low level stuff. Even in low level zones the down-scaling will make you weak.
>also what is claiming im confused...
Claiming a slave of course!
>>121542423
REXXIE HAVE SOME DECENCY SHEESH!
>>121542056
Please post cute pics once claimed.
i think my charr has autism now
>>121542482
Oh, I should level up more then.what is your ign so we can talk?
>>121542713
advanced autism>why is ur ps1 game lagging????shh
>>121542970
I'm so sorry about your computer
>>121542575
that wasn't me...
>>121543068
its (one of) my laptop(s), and this baby goes up to 110c
not gonna pack my computer up to go hang with friends desu
>>121542782
I meant that you need gear, not levels.
Ign is ganathar.
>>121543226
nigger please i play gw2 on this and i still get 30fps on at least high shaders native rez
>>121543615
tell me what's wrong then, doctor
>>121543094
>>121542042
I haven't been paying too close attention to the generals recently, but the last few certainly haven't had any floozies. A fact for which I approve. That squat-Charr still seems to be around and I'd like to hit her with a plank or something, but what can you do?
Rats aren't for whoring, rats are for science, and hitting bookahs with things. Things like axes.
>>121543534
okay ill message you in a moment.
>>121543741
>amd housefires
at least its not your GPU melting
>>121543534
>>121542782
Use Bremuno instead because I deleted that character a while ago.
>>121543980
i mean honestly, is there any way to fix my laptop? other than switching OS-es, i really hate win 8 and wish i had win7 on this thing, also fucking laptop came pre-installed with a TON of bloatware, how do i rid myself of all of it
>>121544190
so just reformat the laptop?
>>121544270
i need it for college, not sure how long a complete ftp transfer to my server would take
just to back up all my files/schoolwork/e/tc, but still, i havent done a non-legal installation of win7 before, is it easy? im mostly a linux guy anyways, but i need my vidya machines/windows machine (for school primarily, they basically wont let me use OSS/filetypes)
>>121544431
If it makes you feel better, this is my system and it still only gets about 35-40 fps on max settings. This game is a hog.
>>121536821
Nice answer.
>>121537947
Been trying to open the game through the reshade unlocker like they said and it always fails to find the direct x dll file. Don't know why I'm having such issues, I had no problems installing the 32 bit version.
>>121544687
how much was your screen? i need to replace my desktop's screen, it was a shitty one and i spilled water on the bottom of it and didnt unplug it in time
>>121537947
its barb time bb
>>121544798
When I bought it I got it on sale a few years ago for about 180 dollars during black friday.
>>121544431
lol rly, just get a crack and your set to go
>>121545685
rite, i guess ill try to virtualize first, then do an install on hardware if it works
>>121543980
>>121543741
What on earth are you doing to have bits of your computers that hot? Clean your fans or something...
>>121545847
how 2 clean lap TOPtplease post qt femcharr i need my dose of cat
>>121545847
i took that temp after i cleaned out the fans
it was hitting 115c and auto forcing the gpu to shutdown
>>121542042
This rat looks so sad. I imagine it has the personality of eeyore or something.
>>121545928
here, have a catte
>>121546265
hi dracula
>>121544729
make sure you're running it as administrator. mine had the same issue.
>>121546642
This is my favorite Squatfu image by far.
I need a waifu.
I am glad that there is no more clique posting. I am glad that most of the major ERPists are either gone or dead. I am glad that this general is starting to become bearable again.
>>121547174
ill be youre femcharr wife
>>121545928
D-Do I count
>>121547240
who are you
>>121546642>you will never be held hostage by a cute, white, female charr via chokehold
>>121547312give or receive
>>121547312
no, you arent a femcharr pantyface
I hate skyhammer, I hate that i have to play unranked and get stuck playing skyhammer, and I hate people who choose skyhammer.
>>121547391
dont ever reply to my posts again
>>121547669
replying right now lol
>>121547669
*cums inside u* c;
Neat
stop impostoring me
>>121547789
>>121548006
>>121547936
What ESpecs are better than their vanilla classes in WvW?
I'm guessing Druid and Herald are probably better..
>>121547789
>>121547936
>>121548006
>>121548075
No, I am the real Comfyanon
>>121548363
I'm Comfyanon and so is my wife!
>>121548363
>>121548075
>>121548006
>>121547936
>>121547789
anons making me pull out the trip again
>you will never get dommed by a qt white femcharr
>she will never bully you and slap you around in her secretbullycavern
>>121548290
Chronomancer, Reaper, Staff Tempest
Herald, Dragonhunter
Druid, Scrapper (unless condi roamer), Daredevil
Why didn't they keep Sylvari sexy like their concept art? They all look like fucking downs kiddos
>>121546642
Got it to work now. Big thanks for the tip.
>>121547487What do you think?
>>121549086squeal or moan
>>121549086
>>121549186
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
FUR
FAGS
>>121546642
>>121549334
Same cat?
>>121549334
>that terrible tab organizationlick or suck
>>121549186I'm not sure what you mean, anon
>>121549516how loud
H-hello... Can I shitpost, too?
>>121549334
xXDDDD
>>121549720
>filename
>>121549720
yes but rats are not for lewd thats onlycats
>>121549720
you're not shitposting, you're just comfy fun and earposting, anon
you look very qt today!
dennis
>>121549436
>Implying I am a degenerate that plays charr
G
T
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>TFW no big, beefy, charr daddy to love my FHD
;_;
>>121550048hurt me harder charrboi
>>121549950
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>tfw you beat a streamer 1v2 in PvP while they are streaming
>>121550217
post you're fhd, anon
>>121550267
-.-
>>121549569too loud
>TFW Reading this thread makes me feel legit sick to my stomach
You sick fucking bastards need to just stop. Was there ever a time when /gw2g/ was a good place to be? I doubt it! You have always maintained this autistic level of drama in whatever way possible! You all move on from your kekold dramas to your clique posting all the way back to more kekoldry you fucking juvenille retards. DS, HOPE, DORF, FUN
I hope everyone in these guilds is the victim of ebola or the next upcoming IS jihad. You all sicken me to death,
>>121550476thats cute
do people here write those gay pastebin fic things about each others characters
>>121549950Earposting?
>>121550723
Your eyes are really far apart.
>>121550810
She's a rat. Any closer and they would look too humanoid/pedophole tier
>>121546642
now break her fucking neck.
>>121550901
>i'm not a pedo i swear
Ratfags are the worst.
>>121550810
Maybe I'm an alien...
Or maybe I'm a...cute karka!
>>121550961
That wasn't my point. Rat proportions are not the same as human proportions. The eyes are not supposed to be close to the front of the face like a humans. They are supposed to be farther away like in her image.
>>121551158
Holy shit you really are a pedo. You're trying really hard to justify it.
>>121550723
Some of us have small ears, and we live with that. It's perfectly natural.
>>121550605I actually dont know
>>121550723
yah... *pats ears*
>>121551287
Shut up reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>121551291
Hello cutie show me your butt
>>121550914
how about i break yours?
>>121551423
Okay, but its under heavily reinforced leather brigandine with bits of spiked steel plate over it. I'm not sure what you expect to see.
Does world complete for legendary have to be done on a single character or by the account as a whole.
POST BULLSURA
>>121551619
id like to see you try, I'm behind 9 squatclones senpai
>>121550404
Alright here you go
>>121551291
Actually, they are the smallest I could get, while keeping that shape
>>121551914
>>121552131
THEY KEEP MULTIPLYING
>>121552229
That's the original you stupid cunt.
>>121551938
You get two of the gifts of exploration for doing it on one character, but that character has to do all of it themselves- you can't have half the world on one and half the world on another. HoT zones don't count towards it, so don't worry about that. The part you are most likely going to have the most annoying time with are the WvW places.
>>121552131
hm today i will make a charr
>>121551914
>>121552224
Very nice posteriors. I will need pantsless versions for a better determination, however.
>>121552307
Thanks anon
>>121537613
When the world finally falls under the frigid, tantamount discretion of your implacable gaze; when your forces storm and choke the streets like a palpable, roiling haze; when cries rise up from cities lamenting their lost future, a crimson glimmer will intervene to protect those who know not the seed of evil in their hearts and minds.
I've thought about this long and hard. I'll leave you to peel away the dead skin. I'll fight for the life underneath. This is the line I draw. At this, you won't stop me. The remnants who pass through your cruel bottleneck will bare the scar of resolve and the heart of those who wish to start anew.
>>121552374He never came back T.T
>>121552374
Not gonna take off my pants for you, but I did run around in this armor for a long while, until I got my ascended armor and also got tired of being sexually harassed in Divinities Reach.
>>121552884
Can you stop attention whoring already?
>>121550901
They're far apart even for a rat. That's like 1.5 eyes worth of gap.
>>121552774
P E D O
>>121552941
Nah, I am bored and there is fuckall else going on in the thread. You can have cat posters or rat posters or dead silence.
But if you want on topic, who thinks Dragonhunter is going to be nerfed?
Also, why does everything seem to think Berserker is shit?
>>121552968
>They're too far apart
How to spot a pedophile
>>121553138
Old memes can't be dank twice no matter how hard you force them.
>>121552971
I can't be a pedo, anon. I'm a little gi... rat
![HFZdAwb[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wxXc5vs.jpg "HFZdAwb[1].jpg")
>>121549950
>you look very qt today!
she looks very qt everyday
