Cosmo's new speedgame edition
>Marathons:
SRG6:
-Cancelled.
NASA:
-ESA equivalent taking place in North America, Chicago.
-http://www.speedrun.com/nasa/forum
-https://twitter.com/NASAMarathon
>Resources:
speedrunslive.com/tools
TASVideos.org
speedrun.com
srg.speedrun.tv
rankings.the-elite.net/~RWhiteGoose
twitter.com/narcissawright
hey now its a decent speedgame from what i get
Are any of you going to try talk him out of it? Or are you all just going to watch Cosmo destroy himself? Everyone here knows where this is headed.
.
Ded dog
xth for cosmo's girlpenis
im almost above it all
CUT MY COCK INTO PIECES
THIS IS MY LAST RESET
CASTRATION, NO SPEEDING
DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF MY PUSSY STARTS BLEEDING
I just wanted to go fast, m8's
Yashi is so edgy that when cosmo truly dies he will retweet that cosmo wright is dead tweet
>>121208068
>Spookathon
>Certain autistic degenerates thinking they're above it all
>Bill comes out as bisexual
>DSP about to an hero
>GDQ outed as frauds
>cfb's hairline is still un-fucking-real
>Cosme's growing a vagina
It's been one hell of a speedweek, lads.
why is this happening
>>121208289
people have known badbill was bi forever senpai
her name is wanda
>>121207387
I was paraphrasing, but that's mostly because I don't feel like typing my life story up for /srg/. Feeling awful and weird does capture the most of it tho, but it wasn't just a general feeling, like I could tell what I felt bad about and why it made me feel bad. Not much to say about it other than my body started to change and I near immediately knew it was changing wrong.
Moving to reboot SRG6 now that memeing is saved. All those opposed?
What the fuck.
Cosmo was just depressed.
He never thought he was the wrong gender.
Who convinced him to do this? What the fuck is going on.
damn that chest acne
i can see why cosmo would want to transition tbqh
>>121208572
adrian and rachel likely convincing him to do this for ages
>>121208572
cultural marxism
>>121208289
>Bill comes out as bisexual
bad bill or good bill?
>>121208572
>>121207856
cronikey is the only person from /srg/ with balls
>>121208565
motion for name of SR6
>>121208621
He looks the fucking same.
>>121208774
theres an obvious joke here and its great
>>121208289
>Bill comes out as bisexual
uhhh you know every single person on earth is bisexual, right???
www.speedrunbreakdown.com
I feel powerful because I post on /srg/.
All I have to do in a stream chat is mention I'm an /srg/ regular, and instantly, like a flick of the switch, people stop and pay attention to my words. From that point on, I become known as a dark, dangerous poster with an untold amount of cyber-weaponry at my disposal. People fear me, and I take full advantage of that fact.
Sometimes I wish I wasn't known across twitch as an ambassador of /srg/. Sometimes the pressure to uphold my reputation feels too great. But then I relax. I take deep breaths. And I remember how people freeze when I enter their stream chats. I remember how they grant me moderator privileges based on my name alone. I remember how they cower in fear, knowing that if they were to make one mistake, one misstep, there would be hell to pay.
And all is good in the world once more. My power restored.
>>121208292
People are bad at knowing what they want. They'll THINK they know it. They'll tell others that they know it. But they don't realise that very few things in life actually impact our lives for the better. As cheesy as it sounds. Happiness to an extend really does have to come from within. You have to fix the underlying issue of how your brain thinks/interprets and see's the world. Getting new videogames, new clothing, a new car, a girlfriend or a new girlfriend, a wife, a kid, a house, changing your sex/gender or mutilating your body with massive african stretch rings in your ears or nose. Will not make you happy. It might not make you miserable either but you'll likely just be temporarily distracted untill you settle in your new routines/new body or lifestyle and then the crippling anxiety comes back.
To clarify: It doesn't mean that doing these things can't make you happier or change things for the better. It just won't be the whole-sale solution we sometimes think these things as being. They're mitigators or blockers. Not actual solutions.
cosme no ;_;
>>121208856
In the sense that everyone is capable of sex with anyone/thing?
Don't confuse affection for sexual desire. This is what tumblrina's and SJW's can't get their head around. It's not all black and white, ironically.
the cfb files
>tfw Cosme is not Alright
>>121208781
yeigh
>>121207853
nice
>>121208963
yeah you tell them! smile on, brother
Please stop shitposting guys.
This is a speedrunning thread so let's focus on what's important: Pie is streaming right now.
What made you first subscribe to Pie?
You know the worst part of this? His parents gave him a really unique and marketable name. Naming him Cosmo was probably the best thing they ever did for him. Now he's gone and thrown it all away by wanting to be a female called Narcissa.
>>121209281
aint no time for dat
>>121208572
Adrian did it to him. It's how SJWs function. They don't just want you to accept trannies, they want you to become one. Cosmo is just one example of many of the brainwashing tactics they use. Just look how happy he was when he was running Wind Waker before he met adrian and then watch his slow decline the longer he "dated" her. It's really easy to change someone when you string them along with false love.
>>121209397
Why did he need to change it anyway? Is Cosmo really a name for guys only?
Have you ever played a game so much that you feel like you've ran out of replay value? Some people choose to come up with additional challenges, such as beating a game as fast as possible, scoring as many points as possible, or pushing a multiplayer game to its competitive limit. Ocarina of Time has no scoring system; it's not multiplayer. It is a single-player journey through an epic world. So, how fast can someone beat it? My name is Cosmo Right and this is my speedrun of The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time in 18 minutes and 10 seconds.
>>121209508
>>121209508
what would happen if Narcissa took part in SRG6?
Have you ever played a gender so much that you feel like you've ran out of replay value? Some people choose to come up with additional challenges, such as being a girl as fast as possible, scoring as many dick pics as possible, or pushing a gangbang to its competitive limit. Trans*genderism has no scoring system; it's not multiplayer. It is a single-player journey through an epic world. So, how fast can someone be "it"? My name is Narcissistic and this is my speedrun of becoming a woman in 23 years, and 8 months.
>>121208292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh7_hxVOaJE
>>121209687
wow it's already been nearly a decade since that run man does time fly
>>121209853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTHbY9mVYAM
>>121209727
lol
>Pvtcb removed from hayai kawaii for being a faggot on twitter
based
>>121210054
>hayai kawaii
what the fuck is that?
>>121207974
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xTZzoZs2om
>>121209462
Men just want to be loved. Evolutionary biology and psychology explain the issues with feminism and the cultural marxism that pervades society today very well. Because it fundamentally ignores and undermines our biological functions, needs and desires. Our society is build backwards. It's build by women for women. Except when women are in power, they actively build to sabotage other women. Not because they're evil but because that's what their biology is telling them is the most effective method of becoming the most lucrative female around. It's the best way of becoming the ONLY viable woman.
Men have to compete with each other to become the best they can to "earn" a womans love. Woman have to sabotage other women in order to win the game of nature.
>>121210054
he's an attention starved faggot who tries to involve himself in everything honestly he should just fuck off
>>121210054
feminists win again
https://www.reddit.com/user/cosmowright
>>121210158
man i tried doing this and it hurts so much
are you a eurofag? that was some hard accent on castration
>>121210054
He's right though. People with other mental illnesses (depression, autism) diagnosis themselves with gender dysphoria and become transsexual. Just look at Chris Chan for example. People who don't suffer from gender dysphoria and actually transition are doing themselves harm.
Now to assume Cosmo is one of those people is a bit shitty, but he's still right.
Cosmo Wrong
sneak peek of what headcrab will look like after his transition
honestly i think he could pull off the "40 year old single anorexic lesbian" look pretty well
Is Hayai Kawaii a reddit marathon? Looking back at pvtcb's tweets all he did was give his opinion. Nothing was a personal attack on Narcissa. Regardless he is still an attention whore but nothing was out of line.
>>121210709
it is
faggot like thatrixer are in it
>cosme
>>121210387
so what if I am fatty
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedruncelebrities/comments/3reqfd/former_speedrunner_cosmo_wright_now_narcissa/
>>121208289
>GDQ outed as frauds
I know this has always been highly suspected, but did some concrete evidence recently surface or something?
Sorry, haven't been here all week :/
Finally, a woman with a WR!
Oh...
>>121210709
Pretty much.
>>121210994
Oh I am laffin
>>121210054
isnt that the marathon run by that azorae nuthugger
>>121208289
>DSP about to an hero
>GDQ outed as frauds
More info about these?
>>121210709
there are redditors who truly believe all dissenting opinions are evil
thanks obama
>>121210993
our boys fucking exposed them
>>121210684
better keep her away from /srg/'s pedos
>>121210993
They decided to change the twitch subscription model from 6-monthly to monthly, keeping all of the revenues in the 10 months outside of marathons.
This was grandly announced to the world in a throwaway post on the SDA forums.
>>121210959
https://www.reddit.com/r/speedruncelebrities/comments/3reqfd/former_speedrunner_cosmo_wright_now_narcissa/cwneaxt
>>121210993
they literally posted their budget on the forum
>$167,400 for staff expenses
>>121210054
that's fucking retarded, pvtcb's a little edgelord faggot but come on now.
M1, of all people, should know how shitty it is to get kicked out of a marathon for your personal beliefs.
>>121210959
>she is a hero
>people actually glad she's trans
this is going too far m8s, I can understand being supportive but why be glad someone has a disorder
>>121210856
a jew takes the record while the White man cuts his dick off
cultural marxism
>No, I don't agree with decisions like these. Chances are he's clinically depressed, not gender dysmorphic. I wish it wasn't so politically incorrect to label behaviour like this as resulting from decisions formed in an unwell mind.
BASED FUCKING CARACARN
>>121211243
>It's simply "she".
and closed tab. spoiler that shit next time
those pills are clearly to grow scales and a tail to finally become un reptil
>>121211103
reminder they pay someone to handle pr
>>121210547
>Now to assume Cosmo is one of those people is a bit shitty
that's my problem
I don't necessarily disagree with what he's saying, but he's making a lot of assumptions about somebody he knows NOTHING about
>>121211338
political correctness is cultural marxism
>>121211083
not him but re: dsp, probably this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnDTUPW5zJM
no idea what the tl;dw is, saw it on /v/
>he's not trans just depressed
explain how he got the hormones then, in order to get them you need to be approved by a therapist who will determine if you are actually suffering from gender dysphoria or not
>>121211230
>de hippie spacing
>>121211243
>literally telling people how they should react to things
what the fuck is this shit
I need to find a new hobby.
>>121211338
See right here is a great example of how to express dissent without coming off as incredibly stupid so that the people whom you're trying to get to immediatly ignore you. They likely still will, but they'll have to work harder with their mental gymnastics to get away with it.
>>121210054
Sucks for them, because now they've outed themselves as sjw retards.
>>121211487
therapists don't really care and will do w/e they think you want to hear so they can make more money off of ya
>>121211487
>therapists actually care and want to help you with the source of your problems rather than just stuffing you with pills to shut you up
heh
I don't like video games
>>121211487
>implying they dont just want the money
kek
>>121209962
jesus fucking christ
>>121211739
neither do I
>>121211487
Not sure if bait, but it's pretty obvious by now that gender dysphoria is being massively misdiagnosed.
>>121209962
We are going to need a lot of fucking rope.
I don't like where this society is heading and it's making me depressed that there is nothing I can do about it. I can hardly enjoy video games anymore, too.
>>121211338
what a fucking little pansy homo
final fantasy 'speedruns' too
Post your games and PB's
>>121211916
>de hippie spacing
>>121211963
your games and PB's
>>121212034
O I AM LAFFIN
>>121211308
I think oldfags are just all in a state of shock. I can't think of anything that can top this
>>121210684
I fucking KNEW IT.
>>121212129
The only thing that could top this is someone legitimately dying.
>>121211308
It gives them an oppertunity to show how progressive and tolerant they are
>>121212252
give it a year
>>121212252
>someone
I can't think of whose death would be morbidly hilarious enough to top cosme's coming out. Maybe moofin from heart disease?
>>121212502
mike uyama from cancer
think I can convince adrian and narcissa to a threesome?
>>121212502
mexicanrunner choking on a taco
>>121212252
I've always wanted someone to die mid-agdq stream, on stream. It'll be the best /srg/ shitstorm ever.
>>121212502
I'm not talking morbidly hilarious, I'm talking shock wise. Like if someone from /srg/ legit died.
why hasn't there been a mass-shooting at a gdq before?
>>121212648
sig managed
>>121212751
>he doesn't know about warptal
>>121212724
>>121212801
not even funny to joke about shit like that
>>121212852
rip
>>121212870
back to tumblr faggot
>>121212870
why not
>>121212252
Just wait until they finallly reveal that mike uyama has been dead for months. Lmao.
>>121212870
I'm sorry sonny, you seem to have found your way onto 4chan. Head on back to facebook :v)
Skater will probably overdose one day and not many people will care.
>>121212945
>>121212957
it's not that it's offensive, it's just too edgy to be funny
>>121211304
BUCKLE UP BUCKEROO
>>121212870
get out.
>>121212801
because the whole community is full of betas and trannys
>>121212945
>>121212957
>>121213035
i think it's hilarious cosmo is a tranny now but cmon...shootings and death are not funny in the slightest that's some serious shit. it crosses the line
Did the speedrunning bubble burst?
>>121213130
then why are you on 4chan, what else is there?
>>121213130
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjaBpVzOohs
>>121213218
You seriously need to go now.
I havent memed here in fucking years.
But I just got wind of fucking Cosmo.
He literally became the Queen of /srg/
SkeletonBill still stealing childrens cancer money? Last I heard he walked into a cancer ward and stole toys.
I'm just waiting for the day someone commits suicide on stream at AGDQ and nobody is fast enough to turn the broadcast off.
>>121212801
who would be most likely to shoot it up
>>121213218
This
>>121213218
here's your reply
>>121213339
yo same
>>121213339
>agdq
>random guy on couch finally loses it and shoots himself on stream
>runner stares surprised behind him and continues the run in a state of panic
>yells not to stop the timer.
10/10 agdq desu
>>121213218
murder and death is part of life, m8. it's natural. changing your gender on the other hand is seriously sickening, imo
>>121213339
it only takes 1 second to take a loaded gun out and shot yourself
>>121213339
The better question is. Who do you think would do it?
>>121213416
based tumblr gifs poster!
i'm not saying there should be a mass-shooting at a GDQ
i'm just surprised it hasn't happened yet (and probably never will)
it seems like a perfect recipe for disaster, is all i'm saying
hundreds of people, many of whom are literally autistic or suffer from other kinds of mental illness, all packed into a small room, being broadcast to hundreds of thousands of viewers on twitch
if you're really saying that you find the idea of a mentally ill person with a gun wreaking havoc in such a context totally unthinkable, i think you're a naive child.
>>121213647
y_......
guys what did controllerhead do?
>>121213451
I lost my shit to this imaginary scene playing in my head. You're now my speed friend.
>>121213647
That's one of the main factors in why I have never gone to one. I am fine with cons and other nerd meetups tho
>>121213647
I'm legitimately worried this might happen.
>>121213802
sexually harassed essentia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c
GUYS I JUST HEARD THE NEWS
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
>>121213802
Shit his pants on the couch
Broke the lid on the NES.
Tried to rape a girl.
>>121212129
Nope.
Nothing will.
I watched cosmo since fucking justin.tv, when him/jiano and that whole crew were together.
This is too perfect. This is really it. No meme can top this.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FzzoR6E.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>121213339
>implying it wouldn't be UltraJMan
>>121213647
this is the year
>>121213936
damn...what a fucking legend
>>121213936
>shit his pants on the couch.
Proof?
Rape nah, he was creeping hard as fuck though. Possible sexual assault.
>>121213936
>one story that was completely made up
>one story that was true but an accident and not exactly as it was told
>trusting a land whale SJW queen when she cries "RAPE!!!!"
What happened to Adrian? Checked Twitter and she deleted her account. Did her and Cosmo(Nacissa) break up? Anyone with a full story?
>>121213647
And your helping as much as fucking CNN is when they talk about shootings.
>>121213339
The question is which Fire Emblem game?
>>121214270
She is dating the guy who came over while Cosmo/Narcissa was away at the Nintendo World Championships
>>121214010
do you think that puwexil is keking essentia's husband?
>>121214270
Even Adrian lost hope in Cosmo when he admitted to her that he was trans
>>121214395
without a doubt
>>121214354
did you just compare an anonymous poster on a tiny thread to CNN reporting on massive shootings?
go outside
>>121214376
>LITERALLY senpied
>LITERALLY becoming a tranny
Speedrunning has finally jumped the shark
>>121213647
Not to mention that literally everyone who brings their girlfriend gets kekolded eventually.
>>121214010
dang look how thin spike is in that pic
>>121212801
>>121213216
would be pretty productive then
>>121214576
i noticed a lot of speedrunners let themselves go. spike, zoast, and andy off the top of my head all have a fat pouch
>>121208425
>wanda
is he trans racial now too?
>cosmo
oh i get it
>>121214371
>bertin gets a second shot at his fire emblem run next AGDQ
>goes even worse than last time
>shit RNG everywhere
>just when they are about to cut him off he stops them
>turns to the camera and says "Fuck mercy killing the run I'm gonna mercy kill myself."
>pulls a gun out of his afro and puts a bullet in his brain
>SJ sitting on the couch behind him just looks over uninterested and says "Damn."
i can already picture uyama mowing everyone down with an assault rifle
Has she made a statement?
>>121211487
My psychiatrist was ready to put me on 25 mg on morphine the first time I met her. My doctor only allotted me 5. You'd be fucking surprised.
>>121214371
>implying it won't be Dampe
Is speedrunning the tranny of esports?
>>121212801
probably will happen in 2016 with all of these school shootingspoppingup as of recently.
>>121214751
>caked on makeup
>hole in lip
Why do they do this...
>>121214941
>de hippie spacing
>WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN MY RUN GOT BUMPED FOR A SURPRISE TRIHEX MARIO MAKER APPEARANCE?
>AM I RUNNING OR NOT? TELL ME.
>DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP. I HAD BEEN WAITING TO SHOW MY SPEEDGAME ALL FUCKING WEEK.
>LOOK AT CHAT. ALL THOSE PEOPLE. THEY'RE WAITING FOR MY RUN.
>OH YEAH? OH YEAH!? I'LL SHOW YOU. STAY HERE. I NEED TO GO GET SOMETHING FROM MY ROOM. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
>NO ONE FUCKING MOVE.
>>121214730
if any MHC member actually goes to AGDQ they will solidify their current beta status.
>>121214967
i don't know, m8. let's just be sad frogs together...
>>121214967
>>121215140
frogposters OUT
>>121215125
>Having a shred of respect for the MHC after all the shit they pulled this year
>>121215258
ban evading? cya buddy
>>121214967
cultural marxism
>>121215258
thats a dumb fucking warning
>>121208289
>Bill
W-which Bill? Haven't been watching.
>>121215372
is fake
>>121215526
Sure it is, darling.
I'm afraid for AGDQ with all these recent developments.
It seems like it's finally the time when someone shoots up the place. Why didn't we listen?
>>121215415
>sifting through 2 year old tweets to try and be epic
now this is autism
>>121215614
how do I know the first one wasn't the one written by crazies :^)
TriHex is a fucking sellout
>>121215650
go to NASA instead
>>121215650
who is we?
>>121215258
What did they do this year?
>>121215702
How do I know the first one wasn't written by actual lizard people on the moon?
![file_193273_0_tommy-dreamer[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Q1beA0f.jpg "file_193273_0_tommy-dreamer[1].jpg")
>>121215650
Bringing guns to AGDQ would be against the rules.
Leave the rule breakers to me.
>>121215674
literally all I did was search cosmowright and tranny to find out what was going on and found it on the first page.
but ok
"autism".
>>121215909
Is AGDQ a gun free zone? Could Caveman potentially save everyone?
GDQs need to take a page from the yuros and install some metal detectors.
>>121215371
>warning
could one of you just fly a plane into the agdq building during a big run please
Hey guys dont go to agdq. You're all really cool people
>>121215702
because you only have to turn on your jew box for 30 seconds to realise it's real
>>121216190
Everyone is allowed to carry guns in the US though, and they do. Your life depends on the random moods of the people around you at all times, which is why food health regulation is so lax down there, to keep them relatively low-energy.
>>121216190
They need to take a page from the yuros and run a good marathon LMAO
>225 posts in 2 hours
cosme keeping the doggy alive
>>121216346
epic post
>>121216416
I'm going to replace them with dude and bro if you keep bringing it up
Kotaku is going to do a news story on all the trans speedrunners! WE MADE IT BOYS
>>121216397
yo BAM
>>121216416
i already did, thanks
inb4 kotaku/polygon articles about Our Queen's transition
>>121216014
Jackafur is a gun nut and has a license to carry. Probably ask him to patrol the halls.
>>121216416
>Career
Speedrunning isn't a career.
>>121215674
>not knowing Aetos is a pathetic faggot
He's been kicked out of almost every community by now because he fucking radiates it. I actually left him to fail an EQ in PSO2 once because I took our entire party out of it. He also got chased out of Dota 2 inhouses because he does nothing but whine. He puts zero effort into anything and is a massive attention seeking retard. The faster you learn to not even pay attention to him and let him leave, the better.
>>121216543
kiss the nails, knaves
>>121216416
>Cosmo is 26
>single
>jobless
>soon to be homeless
>survives on poor peoplejuice
>he lost all of his wrs
>changes his name to Narcissa
>Narcissa
CONGRATS! So brave
>>121216397
>good marathon
>cant even raise $100k where as GDQs raise 15x the amount
LOL nice joke!
isn't transitioning at 26 going to be terrible?
check your privilege m8s
What I want to know is why did he change his name to that?
Cosmo sounds feminine enough, why change it?
and how do you even pronounce narcissa. like a black girls name? NARC ISSA GET YO ASS OVA HERE
>>121216543
>BOYS
triggered
>>121216886
I'm pretty sure it's going to be terrible regardless of your age
>>121216886
Very. When the estrogen gets to his brain he's going to lose what remaining marbles he had.
>>121216925
If he walked up to me and said hi my name is narcissa I would laugh in his face t b h
>>121216886
yes
Reminder where Cosmo was pre-Adrian
>WR holder
>star act of any GDQ attended
>highest viewed speedrunner on twitch (no one since has ever reached his highest concurrent in fact), with viewer numbers respectable for any non-esports stream
>making 3-500 dollars a stream off donations plus subs plus ad revenue
>>121216886
Yes, it is. Which is why he is definitely going to end up killing himself if he keeps going through with this.
>>121216925
Because hes a narcissist, it fits him/her/it/lizardkin
did we really need another tranny that speed runs a zelda game? when is andy transitioning?
>>121217023
die homo
>>121217014
no you wouldn't you weak faggot you wouldn't do shit but suck ass to be completely h
https://boards.fireden.net/vg/thread/119291372/#119348819
Who else /calledit/ here?
>>121216972
if you transition early around like 14-18 you can still look decent
shit ive considered going trans, but i'm even older than cosmo, i know it wouldn't work out
>>121217112
Living off of people's charity kills you as a person. On top of having people's eyeballs on you as the center of attention while being introverted? Yeah I can see why he went crazy.
>>121217179
rude desu
