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>What is Heroes of the Storm?
An Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides developed by Blizzard Entertainment.

>What makes Heroes of the Storm different from other already known and popular MOBAs?
Matches last 15-25 minutes, Item system replaced with Talents, focus on objectives and team fights.

>where do I find you meme-loving faggots
/join /vg/

>What hero should I buy?
Find the ones you enjoy playing and buy those. Don't buy cheap heroes just to get into Hero League, it's not worth rushing into.

>FAQ | Tips & Tricks - Check before posting questions.
http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/tips

>Links nobody visits anyway
Official Site: http://us.battle.net/heroes/en/

Free Hero Rotation: http://heroesofthestorm.github.io/free-hero-rotation

Hero Rankings and Statistics: https://www.hotslogs.com/Default

Talent Calculator: http://www.heroesnexus.com/talent-calculator

Steam Group: http://steamcommunity.com/groups/HotSG

Old Thread: >>120889995
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third for rehgar
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Third for shit talents
Feral Heart
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third for abandoned snowmen
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top 10 for brightwing
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>>121056089
>>121056135
>>121056154

nic3
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nth for more reasons on who gets my 7000 coins.

Reghar or Uther
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Where the FUCK is Maiev????
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>>121056284
Zeratul skin coming soon, friend
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>>121056236
I'll touch your penis if you don't get Uther
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>>121056236
Uther
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>>121056236
FOR THE HORDE
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>>121056427
>>121056468
Welp 2 vs 2 so far.
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nth for Memes
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15th for Durotan or Doomhammer next summer.
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>>121056236
Rehgar
>great TEAM work skills
>fantastic SYNERGY
>wonderful STRATEGY
If you're planning on qming with him, please do not even bother

Uther
>mad stuns
>mad heals
>killing him only makes his dick harder
>not very squishy anyways
If they focus you, they lose
If they don't focus you, they lose
Braindead hero even if you can't land his ult right
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Li Li is so fun and cute. I want to her in the butt!
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>>121056578
Proper Uther has 8 buttons. I got him and found that it was a bit too draining.

I play Rehgar, he's fun and relatively easy for a support, though he's not in a great place right now.
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>>121056939
>Uther
>Braindead hero
Then you aren't playing him right, he's a play maker and there is a reason he is so strong but has a low winrate, because he requires a lot more game competence than people like you think.
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>>121056939
>>121057021
Now those are reasonable answers.

So should I just get both and play according to the team I have?
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>>121056236
>Rehgar.
Shit hero.

>Uther.
Best Support.
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Why is Tyrande the most fun to play?
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>>121057348
>tfw when grab all 3 prescience talents on Tass
>and a force wall
Deal 0 damage
Become the worst nuisance imaginable
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>>121057348
Because she's not.
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>>121057219
There is no reason not to get both.
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>>121057348
Thick purple ass
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>get 7k
>oh man I should get another support
>tyrande free next week so nah
>rehgar fun but i suck with him
>uther good
>oh man i should get brightwing she's fun!
>buy
>get absolutely mopped

why the hell didnt i buy uther
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>HL qualifiers worse than QM because instead of random picks being matched for some semblance of balance, you get 4 nigs picking their hipster lpw tier hero who all want to be lone wolf

Kill me now.

>Novas in every comp every time
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>>121057348

She is the most versatile hero and one of the few characters that has multiple viable builds from a decent healer to assassin level damage. Plus owl kills are the most rewarding, no one is really as good.
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>>121057879
>play HL
>lose against nova because azmo keeps over extending and artanus can't properly target nazeebo

errytime
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>>121057845
I have a friend just like you. Expects to mop the floor with whatever he picks no matter how little experience he has with the hero or the team compositions.

It's shit grouping with him.
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How the fuck are ranked points calculated? All I get them in terms of 100.
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>>121057980
Zeratul and Illidan free weeks are pretty bad. It would be worse if it was like aba and tlv
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>>121057980
>Zeratul
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>>121057980
fuck, at least this week made up for the sylvanas spam with leoric, im already like level 6 with azmo
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>>121057980
>hellbent

hehe I get it, because Diablo's the devil, right?
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hey guys if uther is so good then why have I never seen a single digit rank most played uther post in these threads?

rehgar: 1 uther: 0
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>>121058083
>tlv
Do they ever go on rotation?
I can't imagine how horrible a free TLV week would be.
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>>121058293
the week the game left beta they were free. It wasn't actually that bad, somehow
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>>121057980
RIP Tyrande's win rate

never4get
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I'm bored /lili/, tell me who to play and level up
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>>121058071
The worst thing about it is that I usually make good calls with my buys based on the free weeks, this is the first where shit flipped upside down
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>>121058223
shit tier 50-10
okay tier 9-2
decent tier 1
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>>121058398
Tychus, level 5. NOW.
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>>121058398
tee-ron-duh
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>>121058293
I remember it once, it was like in the summer maybe July?
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>>121058493
Shore thang, Armchair General
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>>121058398
Chen to ten
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>>121058487
>not: shit tier 50-5; bearable tier 4-2; okay-ish tier 1

bronzie confirmed
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>>121058398
play te ran da
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>>121058398
Nazeebo, since you bought him and haven't played him yet.
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>>121058223
>4 wins.

I have 7 with Uther. Your move.
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>>121058398
Level Tyrande. But I mean you have a lot of level 1s at least get those guys to 5
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>>121058664
I'm rank 9.

YOUR move.
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>>121058636
I tried to be nice anon, even most rank 1 are shit compared to me
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>>121058785
and you are shit compared to me
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>>121058223
You don't see decent Uther players until you get into the higher MMR of rank 1. He's a great support but shitters can't play him.
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>>121058837
post your mmr if you're so confident about that
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>>121058925
you go first Mr. "Rank 1 is full of shitters" Shitter.
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Who should i get i have 10k gold available
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>>121059325
valla
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>>121059027
Right now I'm sitting on 4,2k MMR
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>>121059325
Leoric
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>>121059437
>>121059468
Have them both already
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>>121059440
same, but mines better than yours by 10 points. so, ummm, get owned????

>>121059531
lili she is cute and fun to play
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>>121059531
Arthas
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>There are people in this thread right now who think anyone is a better support than Uther the Lightbringer
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>>121059657
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>>121059657
I think we can all agree that he's the best support in general
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>tfw you almost win a 40 minute game
>but you lost because the tank left 5 minutes in and the AI is retarded
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>>121059325

Falstad, he's super fun.

And he will improve your map awareness because you'll always be looking to see when you can fly to your team.
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HEARD SOME SISSIES TALKIN' SHIT LIKE I WOULDN'T FIND OUT

UTHERTIME
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Why is Leoric so much fun?
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>>121060729

HOT OFF THE PRESSES

LI LI IS

UGLY AND UNFUN
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So tell me /vg/ what system could they add in the game to make it more interesting? I honestly think they should of kept artifacts around until they could discover a better system, hate how betafags raged so hard about it.
>nuuuu lol is ghey fer havin dis system
>hots is now barebones as a starving child in zimbabwe
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>tfw first pick Uther lock for your team
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>>121059601
>>121059648
Fugg i have them too, are there more fun heroes?
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>>121060931
except artifacts made the game LITERALLY pay to win, you're retarded if you think that was a good idea
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>>121060931
I wouldn't mind there being some sort of prestige system to encourage buying stimpacks and playing with friends even with heroes you've 20'd.
Maybe 500 gold every 3 million XP?
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>>121060729

because if you're not rank 1 he's a broken hero and if you are rank 1 he's still an extremely good pick
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>>121060931
Artifacts where fucking terrible.
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>>121061605
errbody gets the artifacts and can level them. lulz.

>>121061915
that'll give a bit more replay value for a time being, but what happens after you buy everything you can with gold?

Still the game lacks a lot of replay value in the "unlocking" side of things and lacking in customization
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>>121059657
>>121060017
>>121060717
too bad the light losses 52% of masters hl games
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am i a certified memer now
johanna is still bae
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>>121062942
mechanic: level-able stat upgrades that is obtainable free, could be bought for faster leveling, gave more customization to heroes
>fucking terrible m8
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>>121063207
I really need to unlock that. Still need to level my Uncle Chen. But people get mad when I play him because "hurr he bad" -Illidanswagmaster2002
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>>121058487
shit tier: anything above 1
MIGHT be okay-decent tier: 1
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>>121063314
>muh customization
>good
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>>121055970
What is with that art. I'm dying.
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>>121063443
it's something to do other than playing bad match making 10 minute QM games.
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>>121063774
dumb lili poster
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What does everyone thing of a Level 30 Talent Nuke? No other talents from Level 20 to 30. Just that one Talent for simply having the match last that obscenely long.
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>>121063842
There's nothing wrong with being a Li Li poster.
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>play melee character
>enemy team gets an arcane punisher
>lose
why is Infernal Shrines so fucking terrible
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>>121064551
Where do all these really shitty drawings come from?
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>>121064721
Deviantart is where I found that one. So take a guess.
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>>121064262
Maybe I'm a shitter but I've never seen a match go past level 23

By that point both teams are basically without any fort left
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>>121064669

>blizzard map concept meeting
>"Alright so our last map had two bosses 'fighting' and if you killed your opponents 'boss' first you spawned a boss to push the lane"
>"Didn't the map we released before that also have a currency you turned in to spawn bosses that pushed the lane?"
>"It did."
>"Well, maybe we can have you kill creeps?"
>"to?"
>"oh. you know, spawn a boss... to push the lane?"

>INTRODUCING HEROES OF THE STORM'S NEWEST MAP: INFERNAL SHRINES

i think all of 3 fucking seconds went into designing that map

>>121064857

I played a 45 minute game, but i can't remember if we were even 30. How long does it normally take?
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>>121064669
infernal shrines is my lowest win rate map, it's seriously trash, I hate it
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>>121064669
Maybe it's just because I play a lot of Diablo, but the Arcane Punisher really doesn't annoy me. I just expect it to be fucking crazy powerful
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>>121057980
>six of the worst heroes for free rotation
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>>121065141
7*
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>>121065212
is muradin really that bad for free week?
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>>121064857

Yep. If anything, for a fight to last long, we could always use a Starcraft Map that allows for buildable forts. One that has you getting some resources for building (and rebuilding) a different type of fort, so that no lane is the same. But the price of construction forts would rise per each fort lost.
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>>121065112
>but the Arcane Punisher really doesn't annoy me.
>enemy team pushes with it
>it spawns its stupid lasers on the gate
>you have to let it kill your gate or you die
>moves forward
>spawns lasers on the fort
>you have to let it take the fort or you die
arcane monsters are fucking retardedly op in Diablo too, but they're worse in HotS where you can't kite them
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>>121065307
I think he is one of the best free heroes
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>>121065337
that is hands down the most stupid idea I have ever heard in my entire life.
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Arathi Basin when?

We were promised last Blizzcon.
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>>121065002

All fights in the current maps last at average of 20-25 minutes.
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>>121065398
>Melee character.
>Silver Elites that have 4-5 people.
>Freeze, Arcade, Wallers.
>Melee Character.

Suffer.
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>>121065307
Muradin is like the best pure tank right now.
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>>121065518
>everyone fights in the roads
>everyone ignores objectives

if you wanted to play Arathi Basin, go play QM in a low mmr.
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Jaina is still my favorite.

If anyone recalls Diablo 2 blizz sorcs, they'll understand
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>>121065456

I have more retarded ideas. Wanna hear/read them?
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>>121065456

you're a fucking retard

the fact infernal shrines exists as a map right now in its current form is proof his idea isn't the stupidest fuckign thing ever

>>121066036

please

and the idea of a starcraft map where you 'build' would be awesome.

Maybe a king of the hill style map where you gather resources and resources will 'upgrade/build' new additions to forts/towers (mostly defensive)
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>>121066018
Isendra when?
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>>121066454
After Li-Ming and then the opposite gender of all the Diablo 3 heroes.
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gay map idea inc:

>starcraft map, focusing on obtaining vespene gas
>at a certain amount, vespene can be used to buff units or used to power siege cannons.
>buffed units can push lanes really well, tank turrets
>siege cannons are player controlled, can be used to directly damage structures or damage heroes.
>vespene gas spawns from craters all over the map.

thoughts?
>inb4 its shit because it is
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Lost Vikings are ballin' as shit, but what am I supposed to be doing with Erik? He's not great at pushing a lane and he's too squishy to accomplish much in a fight. Do I just make him run around to take objectives and regen orbs?
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>>121066980
Sounds like with a well organized team, you could beat the other ones in 1 shot

Then again, I've seen that happen in the existing maps
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>>121067215
i think that's the idea im going with, to pair well with blizz's other maps.

Cannons could be operated by 1 person at a time kind of deal with a CD after use.
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So what determines how many rank points you get for winning a ranked match? I've won several games where the team overall has higher rankings than my team's, but then I only get 50 ranking points as opposed to 100/150/300.
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>>121066619
after that, they can add Peter Dinklage as an engineering genius that can use his mechanical prowess to fight. Oh wait.
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>>121066405

Sky Temple is pretty much a King of the Hill map, technically. Also, one example of a Capture the flag map is the LoL map known as "Twisted Treelines", which all it does is give your whole team a Buff whose strength and properties depends on how many points are captured (in this case, two points in all).

You know, a way to make the capturing of points for a Starcraft map viable could be for making your core offensive and defensive options much stronger. That, and/or adding more "Fort Construction Options" which are only available if some, all points are flagged to your side.
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I am not even sure what to level now, anyone got any bright ideas on who i should do next?
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>>121068318
lili
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>>121068318
How about those handful of level 1 characters that you can play 2-3 games with to get that free level 5 gold?
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Who is the best Specialist in the game?
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>>121068474
tlv
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>>121068318
fartanis
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>>121068318
Monk and Diablo, rotation ends today tho senpai, so hurry up with that Monk
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master butcher skin or master aba?
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>>121069115
bootcher, because you actually get to see him the entire game.

wished they gave master aba different looking locusts or a spikier hat.
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>>121068429
>>121068318
I think he's actually right
And also the Medic, she's at 1 match of level 5
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>>121068474
Sylvanas usually tears shit up in the pleb games I play.
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>>121058223
fight me faggot
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>>121069980
>61 games played
disgusting artificial ranking
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>have to wait until Tuesday for new sale
>probably won't be Vrykul Leoric or StormPunk Kael
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>>121070693
>buying skins
good goy
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>>121070828

>poorfag

Let me guess, still living with mommy?
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>>121070582
It's 61 wins. I played 100games.
Even though I was already rank 1 at 61
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>>121070925
>implying pay skins make you look like anything but a tool
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>>121070693

>being this much of a gullible goy
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>>121071012
>>121071089

butthurt poorfags detected
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>>121068318
Level your level 1 characters to 5 for the gold. then I would say level rehgar and raynor to 9 for more gold
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>>121071159
>player with a master skin
good player, knows the game, earned some costume flair
>player with a pay skin
some noob that gets scammed by jews, probably too busy wage slaving to play the game much, doesn't know how to play
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>>121042009
yes
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>>121070693
I got the vrykul skin for leoric, and I regret it. The base skeleton skin is much better
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Why did they have to give the Diablo class characters names and not just refer to them as Monk and stuff?
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>>121070693
I thought they would put Psycho Stitches on sale for Halloween, but they didn't. Assholes.
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>>121068318

Monk is easily the most fun support that isn't Tyrande.

ETC's a pretty fun tank too and probably king of quick match since he can do surprisingly good party healing with prog rock/groupies if you don't get a support. It's super short range though so more for between fights unless you have melee, but he can heal for 800-1k each guitar solo if you're on your regen globe game. So your team won't need to go back for health after a fight, but the enemies will. And if you do have support you can just go full control. Both are really fun.

You probably won't be able to get both to 10 before tomorrow, but at 2k ETC's a pretty good buy.
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>>121072502
I was wondering the same thing about Medic, but I guess medic is too generic.
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tfw beat takada in qm
he tried using le cute and fun but he sucks so w/e
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>>121072502
What >>121073014 said
same for "Siege Tank" and "Faerie Dragon"
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>>121072502
Gives them identity.
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>>121072502

Because they're going the LoL route where every character is a special snowflake "I'm not like those other girls" kind of shit despite a lot of them actually having zero character.
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>>121073790
>>121073413
>>121073014
>>121072502
Those are literally the canon names for the respective classes you idiots.
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>>121073790
Sonya and Johanna have some great lines.
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>>121073790
>Because they're going the LoL route where every character is a special snowflake "I'm not like those other girls" kind of shit despite a lot of them actually having zero character.
better than than Dota's "I'm so unimportant that I don't even have a real name" character design
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>>121072502
For monk and medic anyway, people just seem to refer to them as their class.
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>>121074193
most people just say 'monk' because his actual name is retarded and hard to remember
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>>121074193
every other class's name is shorter or the same length as their class name, while monk is two syllables shorter than Kharazim
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Murky is too fun. Can I pick him in HL without people yelling at me?
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>>121075848
he's a viable last pick if he doesn't get countered before hand, but if you pick him early the enemy team is just going to take Uther and molest your fishpussy with cleanse and Divine Shield
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>tfw playing as anub is scary as fuck because i die to any focus
>tfw playing against anub is scary is fuck because the team follows him and we just get CCd to hell
how do I git gud
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>>121072532

>playing Stitches
>buying Stitches skin
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>>121076194
Use E to get away, and watch your health (exoskeleton doesn't mean tank all damage), regen master/spell shield if you want a small safety net. Use cocoon to remove whoever's giving you issues or locust swarm for extra health in teamfights. As long as you have 1 team mate with you, you should be in a good spot.
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>>121077591
>locust swarm for extra health in teamfights.
I miss when Locust Swarm was so strong that using it in the middle of the enemy team was a guaranteed kill on at least one guy
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>>121055970

Upload your heroes and try to guess what kind of player is the anon.
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>>121078236
a shitter
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>>121078236
a whale
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>>121070693
the fucking sales get posted on Fridays, the sales have been known since friday
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>>121055970
173rd for no edition edition
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>>121055970

D.va release on HotS when. Imagine the quotes when she plays along the Starcraft characters.

Also, she should be the Marie Rose of HotS, finally dethroning that goddamn panda.
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>>121079670
No. Take your meme character and fuck off.
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>>121078236
>muh waifus
>muh deeps
a permavirgin
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>>121079834
literal legends like Tracer and Widowmaker when?
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>tfw the light abandons lots of men
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>>121080761
I mean it abandoned Uther himself sooo...
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>>121080761
Thats what happens when every hotsg shitter is told that Uther is best support
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>>121078236
A split pusher?
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what the fuck is wrong with the game now
the shop is down so you cant do jack fucking shit?
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>>121081249
They abandoned hots, servers are going down after blizzcon
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>>121081354
maybe I bitched too soon, closed and relogged and its fine
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>>121080761
>shitters noticed Uther is OP
>they start playing him
>take divine bronze
>can't use Benediction properly
>can't manage actives or just not take them
>spam Q on themselves instead of teammates since they don't understand W heals them and Q should be saved for their pussy assassins and he should use the shield active on tanks
>win rate goes down

Never saw that coming

Learning how to Uther effectively is one of the hardest things for shitters since his cool downs are long compared to other healers.
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>>121081354
I fear they are going to actually say something like this in the "State of the game" panel.

>Well guys I hope you all enjoyed the heroes we just previewed, but right now we just don't have enough players so HotS is canceled and we are shutting down. Just play Overshit though!
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>>121081595
>Learning how to Uther effectively is one of the hardest things for shitters since his cool downs are long compared to other healers.
But that should make it easier, less hectic
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>>121081789
Oh please, blizzard won't shut down a game released like 4 months ago
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>>121081789
>if you spent $200 or more in the hots store you will be getting a beta invite to overwatch!
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Maybe we should be bitching like this everyday about swimsuits/lewds and waifus
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god dammit I keep getting put on super floppy double support + nova + tychus qm teams against damage teams with hammer and some CC heroes, fucking ridiculous
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>>121081829
Proper build requires 4 actives: shield, cleanse, shrink ray and Benediction. A shitter struggles 3 buttons and a well timed cleanse is better than a heal sometimes, saves idiots from slows stuns and roots.
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>>121082020
Maybe you should grow up and get yourself a real woman and let us enjoy our video games in peace. You waifu faggots are seriously a cancer on video games.
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>>121082020
>It's been 3 years Dustin where's my bikini skins?
>the HOTS team is hard at work producing new content, we've had lots of great skin suggestions but we can only do so much.
>Fix this Blizzard we need sexy bikini skins now. This game isn't enjoyable for me.
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>>121081789
HOTS and Overshit are their only games that have some potential for growth

The rest are dying and hearthstone is a fad

They gotta invest in something
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>>121082213
you dont want a ded game do you, Anon?
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>>121082404
It might as well be dead if it gets filled with ridiculous females only present for little jimmy to wank to. There are porn games out there if that's what you want. Stop trying to turn this game into a damn porn game.
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>>121082725
you only want sexy lumberjacks, Anon? Or nudes like stitches and diablo?

Maybe theres already plenty of eye candy for you, but what about something for daddy
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>>121082725
Swimsuit skins aren't porn anon
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>>121083172
You got Jaina and Sylvanas. Sexy characters are fine if they are actually you know decent characters regardless of looks. There are way too many deserving characters out there that should be put in the game before generic fap fuel character #32. Like I said if they include one here and there that's fine, but idiots like you who want shit like a generic Dryad over a lore figure like Cenarius need to kindly fuck off and play a porn game.

>>121083779
No, but they serve the same purpose. Just something for you sit there and wank too.
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>>121084040
>No, but they serve the same purpose. Just something for you sit there and wank too.
You can wank to anything, porn is porn, swimsuits are not porn.
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>>121083172
>if you don't want gratuitous fanservice you're gay
Kamiya pls
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>>121084262
Li Li's swimsuit would be the purest thing to be honest.
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>>121084040
I'm sticking with Mylune.
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>tfw you can never get out of rank 30 and below because you keep getting paired with brain dead kids who throw matches when you tell them to stop focussing muradin or leoric, even though you yourself have moved on from such shittery
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>>121084591
I just want a dryad in the game so I can throw spears desu senpai
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>>121084402
>blizzard is listening to forum and reddit c ucks
>swimwear isnt coming
>tfw
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>>121084781
>tfw you can't distract the enemy with your human call
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>no sexy men in my moba

blizzard please
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>>121085930
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>>121078236
>no Chen
>no Brightwing
a turdmongler
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>>121086073
McCree when?
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>>121086073
swimsuits and short shorts for all, Anon

you know none of the protoss are wearing underwear? bare ass under wispy little skirts
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>>121086398
One piece swinsuit for them
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>>121084402
>>121084591
>>121084734
>>121084781
>>121085680
>>121085930
>>121086073
>>121086138
>>121086237
>>121086292
>>121086398
>>121086476
holy fuck this place has gone down hill. can we get back to calling people bronze?
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>endlessly amused by watching Tychus charge in and do his crazy laugh
>actually playing him is literally painful
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>>121070693
http://eu.battle.net/heroes/en/forum/topic/13605640947?page=3
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>>121086623
Fuck off bronze
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>>121078236

Someone who like to splitpush.
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>>121086623
fun and cute dragons with lewd skins when
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>>121086623
Just enjoy a stimpack anon, and your mind will be at ease
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>>121086907
Is this the worse skin in the game?
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>>121086968
>ywn be the consort Zuluhed and the Dragonmaw Clan forced to rape Alexstrazsa over and over to make baby dragons to fight for the Horde
JUST
>>121086623
shut the fuck up you bronzie fucktard
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>>121087208
Second worst, I think Illidan master skin is the worst
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Does Tyrande sound good in French? She sounds great in Korean.
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>on dragon shire
>got some nice early game kills
>get both the shrines
>realize raynor in mid went afk and is just standing under towers
>lost a bunch of exp
>lose the shrines after holding out for a minute hoping he would come back
>30 seconds later raynor comes back after the other team gets the dragon and starts being shitty and dying a bunch
I swear matchmaking says "oh this guy won 7 games in a row? better throw him in with some shitters"
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>>121088485
>oh this guy lost 7 games in a row? lets put in with the pros again
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>>121086907

How the fuck does someone actually enjoy Rexxar? Makes no sense.
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just 4 days until the championships continue. who hype here?
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>>121087658
they didnt bother to redub her trailer
https://www.youtube.com/user/BlizzHeroesFR/videos
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>>121085680
B-but don't worry anon, Blizzard never listens.

R-right?
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>>121088646
oh man that actually sounds more plausible
>get to loading screen
>your team: 40, 40, 40, 15
>their team: 40, 40, 40, 40
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>>121088670

Because I like Misha.
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>>121088856
She doesn't have a trailer, a lot of the heroes that came out early don't have trailers.
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>everyone here is masters rank 1 and can do no wrong apparently
>decide to join /vg/ quick meme group
>everyone is complete shit at the game, even the rank 1's.
>no communication at all, just running around like retards.
>everyone plays the shittiest heroes despite calling them shit on /vg/.

Fucking awful. I'd rather play with level 5's then you scrubs.
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>>121089365
>joining a /vg/ group
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>>121088993
more like

>"big bro, wanna come play HL with me?"
>"okay, just a few matches tho, don't wanna mess up my rank 14"
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>>121088856
Jaina sounds pretty hot in french (still like her English voice better)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1MS9Rpjxos

Sylvanas too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_No4fuSZb8
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>>121088783
Im hoping they announce some good shit like speeding up releases so we get more then 15 heroes a year and also swimsuits

I'll shitpost along with the rest when one region is crowned king, but secretly I dont care

>>121089045
she is cute

>>121089064
I thought I saw one for her kr voice, but I must have heard it somewhere else

>>121088919
they've been listening to people bitching on twitter and reddit its how we got 10 minute queues. on the blue forums any post about lewd skins is dogpiled by s j crowd
They got bitched out over roller derby nova and its less sexy than base nova and roller derby is supposed to be empowering
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>>121089064
>Sonya will never have her own trailer

KILL ME
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>>121089571
>not joining the memer group
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>>121089758
>mikhail
>she
mmhm.
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>>121089758
>I thought I saw one for her kr voice, but I must have heard it somewhere else
Yeah there is a video on youtube that just has her voice files in korean
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>>121089758
>more than 15 heroes a year

Man you have some really unrealistic expectations.
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>>121089780
They really should go back and just make trailers for all the heroes who don't have them
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>>121089883
This isnt the motherland, comrade

Misha is all woman
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>>121084734
I'm in the same boat anon. Been stuck between 29-30 forever. Keep trying to get better and do things "right" but the shitters around me could care less.
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>>121090142
shiiiit. here i was thinking that rexxar is gay.
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>>121090136
>multiple complaints here about how shitty all the trailers are
>please waste time making trailers for the ones you missed!

.......
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>>121090434
Some of the trailer are good, the ones that have been bad are the ones after leoric. Artanis' wasn't bad though.
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>>121090207
If you are stuck there then you aren't as good as you think you are.
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>>121090648
Learn to read faggot. I didn't say I thought I was good. I am trying to get better.
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>>121090434
The good ones are like

- Leoric
- Jaina
- Sylvanas
- Butcher
- Azmodunk
- Anub
- Kael'thas
- Johanna
- Lost vikings
- Stitches
- Murky
- Zagara
- Brightwing

Even the love bug trailer they did was good

They are able to make good trailers, just like a few haven't been good, like monk, medic, rexxar was shit, artanis was meh.
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>>121090905
You are blaming the "shitters" as you call them. The only constant is you.
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>>121091227
>Even the love bug trailer they did was good
tfw they will never do fun skin trailers again because no one plays the game it's not worth it
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