>INFORMATION & GUIDES
Latest patch: https://www.dota2.com/685/
New players: https://purgegamers.true.io/g/dota-2-guide/
Wiki: http://www.dota2.gamepedia.com/
Blog: http://blog.dota2.com/
Lore: http://dev.dota2.com/showthread.php?t=35923
Guides: http://steamcommunity.com/app/570/guides
Disable cosmetics: http://dota2nohats.neocities.org
Cosmetic simulator: http://d2armory.com/
Competitive Scene: http://wiki.teamliquid.net/dota2/Main_Page
>STATISTICS
Competitive DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.datdota.com/
DOTA 2 analysis: http://www.dotametrics.wordpress.com/
Personal statistics: http://www.dotabuff.com/
Personal statistics#2: http://yasp.co
Hero stats: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/heroes/herodata/
Hero and DPS calculator: http://www.devilesk.com/dota2/apps/hero-calculator/
>NEWS & STREAMS
http://www.joindota.com/
http://www.gosugamers.net/
http://www.liquiddota.com/
livestreamer GUI: https://github.com/bastimeyer/livestreamer-twitch-gui
>BETTING
Cosmetic items: http://dota2lounge.com/
Previous Thread:>>119014323
>>119034409
Hey dude, just so you know, Dota2nohats doesn't work anymore, that's why we removed from the pasta
Alliance vs Empire, two teams who are playing two patches behind the meta in an epic battle of the has beens and retards
GUYS IM MEETING A QT IN 5 MIN TO JUST TALK N SHIT
WHAT DO I SAY, DO I ASK IF SHE PLAYS DOTA
SHE PROBABLY PLAYS DOTA RIGHT
LITERALLY OUR GIRL
>>119034561
win a game from megas b4 u talk
Why does Spectre lose every pro-game but does decent in pubs, /d2g/? She is a very good waifu but I think she kinda sucks unless the enemy team waits too long to win.
>>119034593
Nah, girls only play League
>>119034593
Of course she does, just ask which hero to play and how many stats you should take on AM before level 12.
Why is Lina upset?
>>119034593
>talk n shit
JUST
>>119034630
no shes not
i fucking hate her
NICE JOB CYKAS
>>119034716
because someone spat on her face.
>kaldr
>balanced
>>119032213
Watch Purge videos. Or generally any popular YouTube/Twitch channel.
Watching how pros play a hero still teaches you all of the basic fundamentals about how the hero works, you won't be able to mimic everything but you can at least absorb the basics.As long as it isn't meme shit like Mek SF or Greaves BH, don't do that shit.
>>119034630
>refused to blow the Peruvians
>lose to Peruvians
Empire ;__;
You say Alchemist, I say Medusa.
You say Gyro, I say Medusa.
You say Ember, I say Kunkka.
You say Queen, I say Timber.
You say Magnus, I say Void.
You say Batrider, I say Pudge.
You say Doom, I say FRICK YOU!!!!
95% of teens follow the meta like dumb sheep. Repost this in your signature if you're one of the 5% keeping true theorycraft alive!!!
\m/(- . -)\m/
>>119034815
>spat
1st for dragging the wave ᶘ ͡°ᴥ͡°ᶅ
>>119034409
great pic
good oc?
>>119034829
You need to know how to math to play him real good like.
nice 5 fps stream BTS
Reminder that Secret will never lose.
>>119034978
people still watch BeyondTheShoah???
>>119035082
Memes.
What hero do i autistically main to get out of 3k
Are Empire really this bad, or is Alliance just back?
I want to watch the c9 game but fuck listening to a Godz solo cast.
>>119035141
Both.
>>119035141
both
>tfw Alliance will stomp Empire and deny us tense games like last night
blyat :(
>>119035141
Empire are pretty bad ;_;
>>119035082
No, I noticed my mistake and switched to slavleague.
>>119035139
A new account.
>>119035141
Empire's greatest contribution to the professional dota scene for some time has been their twitter feed.
How do we fix this piece of shit?
>>119035141
both
>>119035139
You don't
It's not the hero
It won't suddenly get better if you start picking x hero
Its you
You just need to git gud
>>119035141
Alliance has been back fam
>>119034690
pubs don't know how to push
>>119035248
give her an Arcana.
This is just Emprie being fucking shit, nothing to do with Alliance.
>>119035248
Ask FNG
>>119035326
Didn't fix Legion Poopmancer
>>119035141
S4 is legit whenever he isn't choking, the rest of Alliance are passable as pro players.
>>119035248
Selfcast Wave of Terror to get the -armor as temporary aura and a bubble of flying vision on your hero.
>These Loda plays
somebody got laid last night
>>119035284
>play solo queue
>my team destroy the opponents top at their T2
>my team just run away from the tower to go farm the enemy jungle
HOLY
SHIT
I MASS PINGED THE FUCK OUT OF THAT TOWER IN RAGE
>>119035284
Today I won because of this
http://www.dotabuff.com/players/171650052
I have no hope of getting out of the trench do i?
>>119035248
Increase magic missile range.
Wave of terror now do 15/20/25/30% slow.
Are purge and draskyl fucking dumb?
of course you lose early game to tusk/undying/AA
what the fuck did they expect.
>>119034630
i dont get it. where did the bj thing came from
>>119035514
no one has
>>119035248
decide if she's meant to be a support or not
>>119035514
PLAY
MORE
HEROESand games
>>119035514
The trench never ends my friend.
>>119034630
Is that really Kelly? I remember her looking a bit worse... still puaj
>>119035514
you belong there tbh
>>119035514
Not with those heroes. Let me play on your account.
>>119035514
Nigga you got 500 fucking games
come back when you have 500 more
Also getting out is an impossibility since it encompasses everything
>>119035613
Ritsu said it while casting a DC game
>>119035248
play alch instead of badchesmit
>be browsing dotabuff in class
>some dude comes up to me and asks if I play dota
>add him on steam
>he's a member of the /d/ota steam group
Heatenings, if ur reading this don't kill me bro
>>119035473
this issue is literally endemic. people don't get that it's worth just hitting a tower a few times and clearing the next wave to take it down to 2/3 health.
>>119035613
skype logs with the blowjobs per month negotations as a bonus to signing to DC
ritsu was offered 20
>>119035754
do you trade sick memes in class?
>>119035754
>mfw tunnistettu'd
>>119035613
>>119035725
>some shitskin weeaboo fuckface said it so it must be true
>>119035754
You say that like it's a bad thing
I JUST WANT MY GIFT
Reminder to rush sceptre on techies for impossibly fast pushing, farming, and defending
>>119035815
You made that up
The only thing that comes up in google is from when those chicanos broke into their house and raped her in front of sunsfan
>>119035754
you know what's gonna happen next
Since alacrity, so power treads are the boots for invoker ?
>>119035979
techies? is that a new hero of something never heard of him.
>>119035912
i was 48 almost ready for lvl 50 present and they reset everything
>>119035396
Her Arcana was released at the same time as the hero. She just had her nuke and ultimate nerfed afterward so that she wasn't GoodDoom and GoodEarthshaker at the same time.
Why is this hero considered good all of a sudden?
>>119035971
>>119035887
No one actually thinks it's true, dude, it's just a joke.
>>119036302
Octarmeme can replace Heart as a bulking item on her and effectively undoes the nerf to her Ultimate CD, which is one part of why she was dumpstered out of the meta
>>119036496
Yeah but she was considered awful in 6.84.
She was in the bottom 3 least picked.
>>119036496
Also level 1 Exorcism is less dogshit (as has been the case the last 4 times it was made less dogshit) and the Eul's nerfs affected her less than any other hero
This was a 60 minute game and both offlane and safe lane were getting raped.
What did I do wrong as Bristle the Back besides not upgrade my SnY? I think I did ok.
>when Dendi used to run it mid lane
too soon... ;__;
>>119035971
>tfw sheever still hasnt answered my twitch message
PLZ SHEEVER ;_;
>>119036593
last meta there were only 4 viable mid heroes.
>>119035514
You have a really poor mana management and your builds are trash. Work on that
Don't get Soul Ring on Phoenix ever again
Glimmer Cape is literally the best item on WW because of her heal
Don't get bloodstone on Jakiro ever again
Stop buying Dagon
Do you buy boots at random or something?
Buy more Urn
Stop buying Soul RIng on every hero
Your mana management is shit
You have no idea how the heroes spells interact with items so you buy shit at random
Your mana management is shit
>>119036662
Did you get a holy trinity item at the start?
>>119036593
Exorcism keeps getting buffed. That and FotM heroes getting dumpstered in the patch means there's room for new FotM.
Would you ever not get aghs for treant?
>tfw you'll never be as based as James
>PA
>'his'
P-purge?
I haven't watched dota since TI5, is alliance good again
>>119036316
SAJEDENE THE BLOWJOB QUEEN
>>119036762
Naw I don't get mek on Bristle. Too much mana to use. Went Bottle - > PT-> Vanguard -> SNY -> AC -> Linkens ->Basher -> Abyssal and then MKB.
Really want to blame my team mates for this loss but at the same time I'm not even slightly angry since everyone in this game was a huge retard and fed me.
>>119036917
yes
>>119036662
This is the first time i see a game here were somebody did very good and doesn't deserve bashing for blogging
>>119036618
>and the Eul's nerfs affected her less than any other hero
lol what
Anyone still going Euls on DP is a dumbass, Atos is now clearly better in every way.
>>119036593
>6.82c nerfs her
>6.83 reduces her strength gain
>Le meme fucks aka pros stop playing her
>6.84 buffs the amount of ghosts on ult increasing the already good damage into hell territory
>Le meme fucks don't realize
>Some high level metacrafter builds octarine and rape le meme fucks
>They all catch on and copy that shit
This has been always the way the meta is forged, pros just copy whatever some actual metacrafter comes up after getting btfo by them on regular basis
Why doesn't Magnus have a Centaur Stomp skill?
L-god pls
lmao nice RP s4
what happened to the players union meme that players pushed
>>119035248
But she is great.
>>119037121
>6.84 buffs the amount of ghosts on ult increasing the already good damage into hell territory
The max # of ghosts was unchanged, she just got 2 more at lvl 1 ulti and 1 more at lvl 2. She is still shit, it's just a meme.
>NAdota won TI5
>SAdota beating out NAdota
what year is this?
>>119037394
the year of the second coming of Loda
>>119037394
The year of the TI of first ban techies against EG
>>119037347
And then 6.85 gave her the exact same buffs again, DP's ulti literally got doubled in strength at level 6 the last patches. Spookyfu bestfu.
>>119037394
>being on a team with TC
when was the last time TC made it past International Qualifiers? When he was on Complexity?
>>119037394
The Year of Peru.
WAIT
HOLE UP
ARE YOU SAYING THAT
NO UNITED STATES OF AMERICA TEAM
QUALIFIED FOR FALL MAJOR?
ARE YOU SAYING
TWO PERUVIAN TEAMS QUALIFIED OVER ANY USA TEAM?
AHAHHAHAHA
>Alliance is back
>Kelly Milkies will show up at LAN events again
>Stomp the fuck out of the enemy
>Enemy team total tower damage: 0
>I'm playing a female hero
>ally refers to my hero as "he"
Imagine if Alliance had another carry instead of Loda
>18-2
>>119037394
pic
>>119037596
Haven't been following, was E.G. disqualified?
>>119035248
buff batrider
>>119037672
EG WAS INVITED.
NO TEAM FROM USA QUALIFIED.
>>119037639
>legion
>female
>>119036837
I once had him on my team, obnoxious to play with but we won nonetheless
>>119037672
surely they were invited as TI5 winners
>>119037639
This hero?
>>119037148
Because he's not a centaur, he's a magnataur. The difference is pretty significant.
>>119037752
So they lost? to whom?
>tfw no gd show
You can see the pain in his eyes.. just one more hit
>finally get 47% win rate
>lose one stomp
>46,98% win rate
>>119037483
source?
>>119037781
>>119037846
Why is the gender of most Dota 2 heroes so unclear?
![12093425_1674017369509654_1730605811_n[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/sJFkURS.jpg "12093425_1674017369509654_1730605811_n[1].jpg")
What is Soe so happy about?
>>119037887
noob
>>119037846
>>119038008
kill yourselves gayfags
>>119037781
have you seen legion's ass? It's practically twice as wide as PA's
>>119035725
>talk tons of shit behind people's backs on the internet
>will probably ACTUALLY get beaten up by SunsFan if they ever meet
pls Dota gods
is twitch working for you guys rn
>>119038008
BECAUSE GENDER IS A SOCIAL CONSTRUCT SHITLORD
>>119038039
abandons shouldnt count as losses
if you abandon its either your team being bad or bad internet
>>119038039
N00b
>ever since reborn was pushed I don't feel like playing dota anymore
how do I overcome this feeling?
First one to correctly guess who won and why wins an immortal of their choice.
Post steam
ᕙ DansGame ╱ He is faster ᕙ DansGame ╱ He is stronger ᕙ DansGame ╱ Who is he? ᕙ DansGame ╱ The mighty DONGER ᕙ DansGame ╱
aghs vs veil on sandking GO!
>>119038351
Veil is literally more damage and cheaperget both
@119038351
aghs
>>119038351
Veil, are you retarded
>>119036917
Not even close. They won from megas and 30k, but you have to keep in mind they put themselves in that position in the first place against a team that loses with megas and total map control.
The fact that NiP didn't instantly disband after that game is pretty questionable.
>>119038327
Radiant
Antimage threw ;)
>>119038327
Dire, Chen killed the buildings.I don't want your gay hats.
>>119038205
I dont give le fug all of them are from limited heroes mod when i just started
>>119037846
Why does her lore describe her as basically a librarian that read so much she tore a hole in spacetime and was welcomed into some magic free masons club
Nothing in there mentions how she can now be an apathetic assassin, just that she still likes to read
>you will never be your favorite's dota team cumdump
how do you overcome this sadness?
>>119038472
Just keep in mind this guy hates [a]
>>119038536
Because contrary to what Dota fanboys think, the lore is just shitty and sloppily written generic fantasy. Might be copypasta from old WC3 fanfics for all we know.
>>119038646
I am not worthy of sucking Puppey's dick fam.
>riot makes a hero with wolf
>they are selling their stuff separately
is this the maximum jewery?
anyway i'm back to dota, 5 decides what i will "main" at mid.
>>119037752
>>119037596
C9 qualified
if NOT's QOP wasn't a shitter and had bought proper items first, they might be winning.
Instead QOP rushes a linkins against an atos necro.
>>119037876
@119038776
venge
>>119038776
tree
>>119038684
Some of it's pretty good (the shadow fiend, shadow demon and doom intertwined ones are pretty fun) but a lot of it makes no sense
>vanguard wisp
>>119038665
will alliance haters ever stop being retarded?
>>119038029
>27th...beta
the overwatch closed beta? thats why she also drew herself sad that she's european.
>>119037596
>>119038102
do you think they will manage to fill 1/5 of the seats...
>>119039106
Oh they finally announced a date? Soon I'll finally be free of this shithole.
>>119038927
the worst part is ancients feeding
>>119039143
Why must dota porn artists always draw female heroes with such narrow wastes?
>>119039194
Gaben's ass will require that many by itself
Why is Godz solo casting.
>>119038474
>>119038482
BOTH WRONG
Retry
>>119039398
Why the fuck are you watching BTS?
>>119039338
don't reply to the shill
let him samefag till he gets his quota and leaves
>>119034874
Hey man, go kill yourself 2k mmr shitter.
>>119039415
What, fuck off
Its the c9 game v some retards, i know ee was trying to sneak the ancient at the top hill and got caught by zeus, he hexed him and they bursted him down and pushed for win
Naga should be 100% flatchested would be much sexier imo
>>119039553
Please calm down sir, you're incorrect.
Dire won this game, though I won't spoil why until someone guesses it correctly
>>119039602
>posting that shitty edit from some cuck who doesn't know how breasts work
>>119039667
Youre making me mad anon for no reason
>>119039602
>no vagina
>no ass
>and not no tits
it's okay if you like men but don't force your tastes on everyone
>>119037596
>c9 south American
![w640xh480_Clipboard01[1].jpg_ts=1426890597.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fvae9hq.jpg "w640xh480_Clipboard01[1].jpg_ts=1426890597.jpg")
>>119039415
so le funny :^)
http://www.thescoreesports.com/news/832
>>119034874
But magnus is a better void and medusa does not even qualify as a hero
>>119039957
You really wanted that immortal right lad?
Too bad, cheaters never prosper.
So, how the fuck I create an autoexec file? I created a autoexec.cfg in the cfg folder but the game doesn't seem to run it when it launches.
Do I have to write something in the launch options for it to work?
I just want to include the dota_minimap_hero_size and set it up to start automatically everytime I start dota.
>BO2
hate this meme tbh fams
>ctrl+F "L-God"
>only 1 result
uhhh dotards?
>>119040140
It's for the seeding. Best of 3 way2long for that, best of 1 useless RNG for that.
>>119040140
bo2 is probably the best system in this galaxy
>>119040225
that's weird, it shows L-God 2 times for me :^)
>>119040069
>i say it right
>y-youre wrong anon h-hehe
>some other anon proves him right
>y-you cheated
:DDDDdd
>tfw your allies dehumanize you by calling you by your color
>>119040140
Clue is in the name, it's a league. 2 game series are best for the format.
>>119038474
>>119040315
>>119039957
All me btw
>>119040373
Sorry Ritsu but you're just so brown.
>>119040373
Hey youre that anon without a steam crush.. I can be your steam crush if you give me a chance anon
Why is nightstalker first ban?
>>119040373
DESIGNATED
>>119040373
I like the calling people by the color meme but i just never know how to call light blue
light blue is so awkward
>>119040558
because the meta is controlled entirely by memesalso vision and roaming but that's secondary
what if there was a hero with all vision-manipulating spells? (Either his vision, teammates' vision or enemies')
>>119040558
He remembers the first day
>>119040641
The colours are fucking stupid, teal AND light blue? Come on.
>tfw no "best musician on the planet" hero
>>119040558
Spooky hero, don't you think?
He makes day to night.
That's spooky.
I want Sheever to quit the DOTA scene tbh.
Sick and tired of seeing her everywhere, sick and tired of her retarded Dutch voice.
The fuck is with peruvian teams and TA
every fucking game
>>119035662
Of course she is, why is there any doubt about this?
>>119040827
I agree, girls are poopyheads and have cooties.
>>119040641
Periwinkle is the term
>>119040951
I want sheever to answer my twitch message ;_;
How do i contact some tier 1 team about swaping for their carry player that is obv worse than me?
>>119039994
>Able to drain Alchemist's mana and make it so he does no damage even with a 1-2 item disadvantage
>Doesn't qualify as a hero
also just Chrono Magnus :^)
>>119040758
>cropped porn
Why is this allowed?
>>119041007
Is it asking if you can be her bf?
>there are people who not like ODpixel
what the fuck is wrong with society nowadays?
>>119041048
what's your mmr? 2k?
>>119040625
>tfw no australian /int/ shitposting hero
>>119041124
No, its about something else
>>119041138
ODpixel + Purge
Best casting team in my opinion.
OD knows how to make casting fun and interesting and not just the same bland shit.
>>119041138
Say something or did you just fart?
>>119041214
She's not going to send you nudes anon.
>The days of Mayweather are over
What did he mean by this? Why would Thrall take stance on current boxing scene? What inspired Valve to do this reference?
>>119041280
Its not that either anon, its nothing lewd
>>119041138
Reminder ODpixel is confirmed OUR GUY
http://webms.org/w/NhyYxwdM/
Best decision of my life
I'm finally free
>>119041497
>cargo shorts
someone kill this man
>>119041506
but how will you use dota tv?
>>119040373
What the fuck else are they going to call you in pregame. Half the players names are nonsense.
Retard.
>>119041613
Livestreamer/Twitch is enough
Why do they keep picking razor?
He has a game to lose
>>119038665
>>119039078
>can't pretend to be Secret fanboy anymore
>can't pretend to be EG fanboy anymore
>try and pretend to be an A fanboy again
Australians are probably on suicide watch tbh
![break-chains-1024x768[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/2vL3LRR.jpg "break-chains-1024x768[1].jpg")
>>119041506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05p646nlYS0
>>119041294
>Thrall
1st for OUR BOYS
How do I learn to play broodmother fam?
>>119041685
Razor have up as as soon as he was picked
>>119041786
Brood is easy as hell to play, what are you on about?
>>119041294
>Disruptors actual name is Disruptor, his hero title is Stormcrafter
then why the fuck do we call him Disruptor? And what kind of nigger names their kid Disruptor?
to that one gulagite who was talking about jungle brood
I'm sorrry for flaming you
you were kind of right, in a way
you saw the memes coming, and i didn't listen.
>>119041786
just don't feed every single spider you spawn and you're basically guaranteed to win
Holy shit, is Doom free MMR hero this patch?
You just go offlane, max Scorching Earth and run at idiots. So much fun
>wake up
>no patch
