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>zip
>zap
>zippity
>zoop
>pomf lives in a coop
>NOSTALGIA SECTION
http://archive.moe/vg/search/subject/ss13g/
>What is Space Station 13?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHH1vfY6HTA
http://pastebin.com/VNcX2Quc
>New player guide
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/The_Basics
http://ss13.pomf.se/wiki/index.php/General_Help
>BYOND client
http://byond.com/download/build/LATEST/
>Pomf Serbian, main /vg/station server, running a vote script to change maps at round end. PANIC BUNKER ACTIVE
byond://ss13.undo.it:7777
>Test server
byond://ss13.nexisonline.net:1336
>Public server list
http://byond.com/games/exadv1/spacestation13
>Forum, ban list and logs for vgstation
http://ss13.pomf.se/forum/
http://ss13.pomf.se/index.php/bans
http://ss13.pomf.se/logs/
>How do I connect to the servers?
Hit the cogwheel in the upper right corner of the BYOND hub and pick "Open Location"
>Map renders collection: updated nightly
http://ss13.pomf.se/img/map-renders/
>Coderbus, here!
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13
@rizon #coderbus @rizon #vgstation
>SS13 booru for all your SS13 images!
http://ss13.booru.org/
>How To Install BYOND: The Video Tutorial: The Movie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iWiZwv9f1o
OP Pastebin
http://pastebin.com/wa9fnYbg
remove vox
>Pick up the peel, and put it in the trashcan
Anyone have some medbay pastebins they want to give out to those aspiring to powerg- work hard at keeping the station alive?
>>118939589
ADD SPURDOS
>>118939806
helo hidrobonigs where the burger :DDD
>>118939806
Friendly reminder: we wouldn't have to worry about xeno foreigners and terrorists if we were all blessed with our God-given right to the Second Amendment.
God bless y'all.
>page 7 already
God damn it, yuropoors.
>>118940639
I live in Texas. I'm sure this guy appreciates that >>118940231
Clown... I'm dying...
>>118940906
I am that guy.I do, by the way.
>>118940639
/vg/ is too fast
>>118941112
You know, it's funny. Before I moved here (but knew I was going to), I was afraid it was going to be full of people like that pic, but I've lived here for 6 years now and I've only seen one person in a cowboy hat the whole time I've been here, and he was Mexican.
Everyone here is pretty average and normal, to be honest. I do hate their accent though.
>>118939547
>zip zap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=clg9AziTfI4
#BringBackSenaat
#ArthurForHeadmin
Whatever Celt is about to shitpost with, it's not actually me.
>>118941648
Sounds like Austin to me.
>>118941972
>this meme again
fuck off celt
>>118941972
>>118941935
#FREEGENOA
#FREEVENICE
>>118942038
super preppy suburb of Dallas, actually.
Austin isweird
>>118942038
Austin being "different" than the rest of Texas is essentially a meme. It is very similar to other large metropolitan areas north of Houston.
Everything south of Houston is majority Mexican so it's obviously different there.
>tfw STILL no consistent clown waifus
Where do all of our spessmen live?
>>118942685
Good employees come from Space Germany
Greytiders come from Space Syria
>>118942745
But my character comes from Space Space, what does that make them?
>>118942962
Spasian
>>118942745
>good employees are boring autists
Makes sense.
>>118943121
>Space Ian
will do
>>118942685Massachusetts
>decide to play on tg to broaden horizons
>changelings are literally wizard-tier murderboning deathmachines with healing powers
>their shitty rip off of our vampire literally gets godmode
>every vending machine turns into a hostile mob that knocks you down in a random event
why do people even play tg
>>118942685
north carolina
>>118943823
>Big vending machines like Groans and Getmore move around and attack you
Oh, okay. That's not go-
>Wall-mounted machines like Nanomed float after you
OH COME ON
>>118942685
T E N N E S S E E
>>118942685
Insane State
>>118942685
Basement
>>118943823
>their shitty rip off of our vampire literally gets godmode
This is the kicker for me
its fucking stupid
>>118944130
Hey, Yred.
>>118942685Sweden.
>>118944067
>jews
>bad food
>fucking dead alligators on the sides of state highways
>hicks
>spics
>spic hicks
>jungle-like year round
>fucking storms wipe out half of the interior and parts of cities on a regular basis
>old people
>old jews
>10/10 drivers
>10/10 schools
How do you even fucking manage jesus
>>118943823
Didn't we ripoff goon?
>>118942685
kentucky
>>118944250
Yred lives in the server room of the IBM datacenter at Chicago
>>118944067
>>118944349
Is that some Florida? I used to live there. All of that is true
>>118944364
our vamp is copy form goon
>>118944349
>>Jews
Accurate
>>Bad food
Huh?
>>fucking dead alligators on the sides of state highways
Literally never seen a dead gator m8.
>>Hicks
North
>>Spics
I am one.
>>Spic-hicks
I guess I'm one of those too.
>>Jungle-like year round
It's actually quite cool right now.
>>fucking storms wipe out half of the interior and parts of cities on a regular basis
Nah.
>>Old people
A given
>>Old jews
Definitely
>>10/10 drivers
>>10/10 schools
Most definitely.
What, no mention of niggers?
>>118943823
They validhunt and powergame a LOT more, plus their rounds are a lot shorter, so they need more action and more antags to go on.
>>118942685
Born and raised in Minnesota.
Work brought me to Connecticut.
>>118944440
Yred, just because you're a NEET that doesn't make you a good player.
>>118942685
Monkeyland.
>>118944803
When I was living out of my car I would drive down there during the winter. Every restaurant I went to was pretty rough, fast food or otherwise. I also drove across route 70 and 75 for the hell of it so that might explain why I saw roadkill gators.
>>118942685
Idaho.
>>118942685
SSSSSSSSSSSSCOOOOOTTLLLAANNNDDDDD
FFFFOOOORRREEVVVERRRR
>>118945690
Probably. Lizards slow down when it gets cold. In the winter you can find those big fucking Monitor lizards and just pick them up. They can't do a thing.
Not too sure about the fast food, but considering I lived here all my life I couldn't really tell you.
>>118942685
Born in
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
NOntario
>>118946989
Switch that around and that used to be us.
>>118942685
Portland, Oregon. Fucking love it here.
>>118946989
Can I just beat them to death if they try over there too or is it sanctioned greytiding only
>>118943880
You do too? ckey?
Functionality is complete, all that remains is a new sprite since mine are all for machine versions and some criticism from the unwashed masses.
Go.please
Thanks for that correction earlier N3X15, it just werks.
>>118948653
>someone capped that
Good times. Glad it survived the archive crash.DnD ought to make a comeback
>>118949428
It was overdone and got pretty boring.
>>118949557
SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN A DIRTY SYNDIE
If Deity Link is around, wanted to thank you for all the work on the new handtele portals, had a great deal of fun with them last night. The transfer of momentum feels perfect, and closing portals early from either side nearly brought tears to my eyes.
The only thing I'd say is that in open space, the old portals worked as an object with collision, meaning opening one would stop you mid-drift the same as catwalks or spiderwebs, whereas the new ones do not. Is there any way to make the new spaced-error red portals act the same as the old ones? Or is it working as intended that I'm shot into deep space?
I personally don't mind tossing one of my crayons into the nether to send me back through the portal, but I'm mostly concerned that anyone sent into space through a prank gone wrong wouldn't have the reflexes to save themselves.
Also big thanks to N3X15 for the work he did fixing up speech and telecomms, all scripts tested and working with the new code, special characters no longer break and silicon speech is kept in it's original font.
It's a good day for clowns.
>>118949557
Oh heavens
>>118939773
http://pastebin.com/YZAdbd3H
There's also a lot of easy combinations you can make by crushing dexalin, kelotane, inaprovaline, etc pills right into the beaker. Can also bypass the need for plasma this way. Won't get into that since you don't really need to know too much into it, these recipes will serve you just fine. That, and I haven't yet mastered the Bob Dylan way of chemistry yet, which is very different from just normally making shit in a beaker based on the cheat sheet.
Anyway, general medbay stuff as a doctor/paramed/whatever
Go to medbay storage (room underneath cryo), grab a medical tool belt. Take your medikit, grab one bruise pack and one ointment, a syringe of inaprov if chem is stupid and doesn't make pills, and throw away the medikit. You can put syringes, bruise packs, ointment, pills, pill bottles, basically anything medical related in the tool belt. Next, grab a medical HUD. Pretty self explanatory, they show life bars.
Health analyzer in your pocket slot for fast access. Dexalin Plus is your best friend, along with inaprovaline. Dex + will heal ALL suffocation damage even with a 1u pill. Inaprov will make it so they stop taking oxy damage in crit. Useful for anyone in crit, they basically won't die. Toxin damage can be treated with anti toxin, I like 30u pills but chemistry rarely does that. Burn damage can be treated with kelotane or dermaline. Dermaline being better, but they stack on top of each other so you can use both for even more healing, so it's good to have keloderm pills. Brute damage is bicaridine. You can also throw people in a sleeper if they're not in crit and pump them with bicaridine, kelotane, inaprovaline, anti-toxin, and sopofiric (sleep toxin, does what it implies)
If a patient comes in with internal bleeding, help speed up the process by bashing his head in with an extinguisher and sending him off to be cloned. Keep doing this until coders fix this horrendously broken mechanic.
1/2
SPACE
WHALING
WHEN?
>>118950221
>catboy
I can clearly see some boobage there
>>118950712
WHENIcon handling is better for icons larger than 32x32
>>118950702
>help speed up the process by bashing his head in with an extinguisher and sending him off to be clonedThis is too tempting sometimes. Speedcloning is so much easier, and it's more likely to keep a player in the round than twenty minutes of surgery and transfusions.
>>118950702
Blood loss can be treated with blood bags as well as Iron pills. You can't overdose on Iron and the more Iron the more blood, so 50u pills are best.
Surgery is easy. Everything can be conveniently looked up on the wiki in 5 seconds and you'll be good to go to treat whatever is wrong with the person.
Speaking of which, the green looking sleepers (advanced body scanners) will help identify broken/fractured bones, foreign bodies, paralysis damage, and etc.
Cryo is for shitters who want to solve everything by throwing people into a tank. Forget a cryo mix, you're a man, and men fix their patients with reagents, surgery, and other various oddities.
The little auto-injectors you spawn with are pretty good, they have doctors delight in them, which is basically a better tricord which heals all damage. Useful in a pinch if you have nothing else on you.
Chloral is your best friend for taking out greytiding shitters. Put some in a syringe, load it into a syringe gun and shoot it at the shitter. 15u and over is lethal. Just don't make it every round for no reason unless something happens first with people fucking around in medbay.
If I missed anything, let me know
>>118951208
HIT UP BOTANY
Blood Tomatoes aren't just for janitor griefing, they've got a reagent called blood that, when consumed even by a dead corpse, instantly fills up said corpses blood level with no incompatibility issues
GET DAT PERIDAXON TO MAKE ORGAN SURGERY OBSOLETE
Other fun things are Chilly Peppers for Cold sauce, for dat Cryo in a can, amongst other things.
>>118950702
>I like 30u pills but chemistry rarely does that
What about other pills? I only really know that you don't need more than one unit of dex+ and that's it.
And what's up with internal bleeding? Last i remember you had to open guy up and apply bruise thing everywhere, or something. I could be wrong though, don't remember much about medbay.How do you utilize space cleaner? Recipe is very simple but you can only make bottles of that. Do you splash them into a bucket and mop with it? Is there no way to transfer it to a sprinkler bottle?
>>118950702
I'd like to clear up a misconception.
DON'T MAKE 1U DEX+ PILLS and ABSOLUTELY DO NOT EVER PUT ONLY 1U DEX+ IN THE CRYOMIX.
1u is enough to instantly cure all suffocation damage, sure, but they will continue to take suffocation damage, which is hugely important. A 10u Dex+ pill makes your patient IMMUNE to suffocation damage for about two minutes, which is a lot better than having to give him a pill every 30 seconds if they're in crit or if you actually want to give them blood.
Dex+ is extremely easy to make in large quantities, make use of it
>>118951361
Blood as in a unique blood reagent, or just a lot of fucking blood?
>>118951512
>those people who sperg out when I make 5u dex pills
God damn people are retarded. It's a better version of inaprovaline.
So is the Captain really just an IAA with 2-3 things to protect and an authorized slip from CentComm to Graytide?
>>118951516
Unique blood-like reagent. Universal donorific
>>118951208
No, actually do make a cryo mix don't listen to him. One part cryo to clonex is good enough at round start. I dissolve in pills as I make them to add to the mix as the round goes on. Generally speaking you should reserve it for finishing clones or critical patientsas in -50 or higherbut towards the end of the round it's good to have available when you're juggling five people. And you will be juggling, believe me.
>>118950386
>Also big thanks to N3X15
>>118951459
You can subsist on 10u anti-toxins, 10u alks, and 1u ryes. Everything else is just convenience really. But you should make at least thirty or more of those three things at round start, after you add the clonex to cryo and make some cloner meat. Otherwise you're going to have a dysfunctional department and a shitty round.
>>118951828
despite all the shitflinging we do appreciate having you back ya bald bastard
you're a good man
>>118951709
>people wanting 90 1u Dex+ pills in the fridge
>expecting to ever use even half of those before medbay is bombed
>>118951782
>higher
lower even
As a general rule stick any crit shitters in there to get a quick idea of what's going on before shoving them in the advanced scanner. Then make a judgement call as to what to do.
r8 my small supermatter pls
>>118952087
>Not making 20 1u dex+, and 2 bottles of 30u dex+ for cryo and combat stims
>>118952380
neat/10
>>118952380
What gas did you use
>>118952605
oxygen
>>118952380
supermatter more like subparmatter
>>118951361
peridaxon is too rare and takes too long to produce
>>118952380
inefficient/10
>>118952690
Nice
Non-harmful plants that can grow outside of plant trays when?
I want space trees and space forests.
>get sucked off by vampire and left in maint
>mediborg finds me
>drags my dry, lifeless body to medbay
>puts me in cryo and walks away
>>118952962
How would you suggest that would work? Something that spreads out of a tray, or do you mean a dirt mound?
>>118952717Get yourself a good Borer and a gibber like what the chef has in their back room, get the borer to research Peridaxon, get full on chemicals, then infest a humanized Monkey. It then injects the Peridaxon into the monkey, jumps out, you put the monkey human in the gibber, and grind up the meat in a grinder for about 120u peridax across the 3 pieces of meat
>>118951828
It's a trick don't take the praise, it's like droogs
>>118952962
Deity added a way to put plants into pots for decoration now, freezes them so they don't decay or go rampant too.
>>118953146
Pomf abest
>join one hour late
>be assistant
>realize there's nothing to do as an assistant
>start running on the electric treadmill
>generate loadsapower
>get tired of it
>see that cargo has a booze dispenser set up
>spend rest of the round drinking until I can't choose where I go anymore and try to get to medbay
>drink 500units of alcohol each time
>they keep reviving me
>someone always drag me over when I fall in crit
>fall in crit in security
>no one bothers to pick me up since the shuttle is about to arrive
good round
>>118953113
sounds like too much work tbh fam
how the fuck are you supposed to recover a corpse that's not moving in the middle of space, even with a jetpack i couldn't find a way to stop, i used grab stance but he the corpse flew off and then disappeared when it went into the next Z level
>set up shitty AME and hotwire it because the crew are fucking faggots
>set up atmos
>set up the SME
>200MW
>time to grab muh power gl-
>atmos techs cant order then
>admins laugh at me
>it's the only thing i wanted
>get a balloon and do the opposite of my objectives
i feel like shit
>>118953536
It takes about 1 minute of actual work to make surgery obsolete for an hour, while the borer can just chill in your head for preperation which'll take about 15 minutes from it being born and getting in your noggin.
Versus the RNG fuckery that is botany that could yield no results, I'd take Borer exploitation any day.
>>118953384
>>118953732
Jetpack with stabilizer enabled.
If you're talking about Dmitri's corpse the second time, I don't know how he didn't switch to the next z-level because he sure as hell didn't have the nuke disk.
>>118953732
>>118953636
literally the guy i was trying to get to, first time i had to fuck off due to space carp, second time i grabbed you and your body started moving away from the station and fucked off
how much damage does a harm intent syringe do?
because it's basically an autoinjector that can inject 15u instead
>>118953636
Bummer man.
>upgrade all the machines I can find
>more mechanics arrive finally
>HoP announces a lottery
>remember the geneticist gave me mind reading
>rob the mime and buy half the tickets
>split them with my co-worker
>he wins
>he then dies in space
brutal.
also we put the boots to that clown.
>>118953732
Toggle the jetpack stabilization.
JESUS CHRIST THAT ROUND
>double agent xenobiologist
>get the pirate ship
>kill 5 people including my target and bring their corpses on the pirate ship.
>steal their money
>fight the captain, he almost get me, I manage to send viscerators after him
>try to blow off the borg but I need the RD's ID
>get caught
>sent to perma
>befriend the clown
>clown get released
>diona sec officer suicides and lets me escape using his ID
>conceal my identity with a sec hardsuit
>I accidentally swallow one of his 45u of hyperzine pills
>dash to medbay to try and heal up
>another sec officer comes in, he sees me "wait, didn't you die?" skediddle outta here
>showdown with the warden when I try to get my stuff back. Accidentally shake him up instead of picking up the xray gun bellow him
>die
And I was the only antag to die before round end. The other antags seemingly did nothing antag-like. At least compared to what I did
>>118953875
it injects less than 15u when stabbed
>>118951782
if you can't juggle five shitters inbetween your fingers without cryo, you don't deserve to be in my wild ride.
>>118953840
fam peridaxon only heals about half the types of surgery you'll have to do, and surgery itself only takes a minute
furthermore you're being dishonest when you say it takes a minute of actual work because it will definitely take more than one minute of preparation
>>118953897
ah right thanks, now i know
:0y honk
>>118953991
one day i'll play medical againone day
>>118952962
>>118952380
pretty cool
>>118954094
POMF-KUUUUN!
YOU'RE SO KAWAII!
>>118942685
>Nobody lives in CA but me
>>118951512
>not just making dex+/inaprov all in one pill
also the only reason that fucker shouldn't be healing within thirty seconds is because of internal bleeding, in which case don't waste your pills, smash the patient into the nearest window.
giving someone dex+ and then just injecting inaprov into them works just as well too, especially since inaprov is literally all over medbay, like there's tons of it.
I don't like playing roboticist anymore
>>118954107
Can we emag the pots or trays so we can transplant kudzu and death nettle into or out of them?
>>118954012
Well, you're saying it's too much effort to farm peridaxon which only has a few steps then it's just put it into pill form, but it takes effort to do surgery which is more steps and therefore more effort per patient. Your logic is flawed, friend.
And I'm not your fam, buddy!
>>118954282
>Emaging clay pots
Think really hard about what you just said.
>>118954158
>>118954282
As much as I love adding emag uses, nah, pots are entirely cosmetic, once you transplant a plant, you "lose" the plant. The pot doesn't contain any seed data.
>>118953908
>see a diona officer slow-walking through the halls
>build a chemmaster in the workshop and spit out 8 45u pills of hyperzine for him to swallow at once
>he takes them as needed instead
>it ends up fucking someone else up in a significant way
thats the best part of spess. your actions affect who you directly encounter, but also who they encounter and sometimes just random people.
>>118954213
I live in Canoga Park fam
>tfw want to move to Santa Monica of Beverly but don't make enough money per year
>>118954579
>Canoga Park
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BH7Te9Q8KBk
I had 5 in there before I got caught.
Sec was surprisingly nice to me considering all I had done.
>>118954462
this so much.
I was like, must keep moving before they recognize me, can't move while throwing up, health ticking down, need more antitox/tricord, need more nutriments, out of cash, etc...
If I hadn't fucked up at the very end I just might have killed Anne Tagg for good.
>>118954374
wwwwww
>>118954457
Ah well, not like portable kudzu overgrowth is that much different from botany's usual kudzu spread.
>>118954462
>be a diona
>someone gives you 10u hyperzine pills in a pill bottle
>can't say anything but thanks without seeming ungrateful
t-thanks
>>118951459
It's not the process of curing internal bleeding that's bad, it's the fact that people die so quickly from it that you have absolutely no chance in hell of even performing the surgery in time before they just out right die on you.
And usually when someone with internal bleeding comes into medbay, they're already at incredibly low health or crit, making it even more impossible to heal them in time.
Hence you may as well just help kill them faster since the only option at that point after they're dead is to be cloned, as defibbing will just cause them to pretty much instantly die upon revival.
Think of it like pulling the plug on life support, or putting down your dog so you don't have to see it suffer any more.
>>118954708
It's nicer than that these days, I live about 3 miles south of Lanark Park
Reminder the only reason that Beverly Hills doesn't look just like that is because of obscene rent prices and the BHPD force the homeless to relocate, also the city of Beverly Hills pays for all the streets to be kept clean of trash and shit.
>>118955015
internal bleeding is a fixed rate, external wounds are the ones that can result in blood fountain
>diona in a wheelchair rolling around the hallways
if that aint the cutest thing i ever seen, holy shit
>>118955113
I still find that hard to believe given every single person I've seen with internal bleeding dies within 30 seconds.
I'm not the only one noticing this either, there's a PR on the github about how ridiculously broken bleeding is, specifically with internal bleeding.
If you get any kind of projectile launched into you, even if it's just one shot, good night irene.
>>118955015
a good fix would be to make bloodbags have more than 200u
they only bring people back to like 60% right now. they're supposed to be used for light blood loss but pills are far better for that unless you're trying to defib a body with low blood.
>>118943236
>ugly without makeup
>>118955113
but you cant get internal bleeding without an external wound, sooo that would still mean internal bleeding is the problem
>>118955358
you'll be dying faster then blood can be pumped into you.
What if the admins gave metaclubbers objectives to kill eachother.
>>118955396
>Most women are attractive without make-up
Have you actually been face to face with a girl who was actually not wearing make-up?
Most aren't extremely attractive. Skin blemishes, bags under eyes, poor complexion.
>>118955598
Battle Royale gametype replacing Murderdome when?
>>118955336
>>118955486
once you've got internal bleeding you're already fucked up on the outside
external wounds: http://ss13.pomf.se/uploads/2015-10-13_18-05-52.txt
internal wounds are always 15/4 unless you have appendicitis then its 20/4: http://ss13.pomf.se/uploads/2015-10-13_18-10-28.txt
>double agent
>my target is RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME since we're in the same department
>try to get him to duel me
>he ignores me
>catch him with his master trainer belt and emag on the roid
>report him to sec, hoping they'll just execute him
>go back to mining and get robusted by another tator
>CMO had made a backup of me
>get cloned from backup
>have to track down my things without meta knowledge of what my previous life experienced
>finally get back to mining
>find out that the tator I turned in defected to security and is now an officer, and that they caught my murderer
>he told them I was a syndicate agent while in perma
>sec is suddenly after me
>decide to go "turn myself in"
>spawn two master trainer belts
>ready up, balls in hand, to go assault the brig and finally end my target
>slip on lube the clown was spraying everywhere
>they walk out and just cuff me
>now that I'm armed to the teeth with traitor items
>mope and cry and become dejected as fuck
I wanted to cry. I always fucking spaghetti everywhere as a traitor, I can never do anything right.
>>118955638
Well obviously, but that women is like 11/10 bad without makeup
>>118956184
I'd just be mad as fuck at the clown. Would've done my best to get out and robust him in the fucking face. SPACE LUBE ISN'T FUNNY AND I WILL VALID YOU FOR IT AND STRIP AND LOCK YOUR CORPSE IN THE JANITOR'S CLOSET.
>>118955486
>you'll be dying faster then blood can be pumped into you.
I know, but when they die in surgery you can fill them back up and defib. I should've said that.
>>118956184
Travel via maint and problems like this will never happen to you again.
>>118954462
I love you, man. Thanks for the hyperzine.
>>118956427
>SPACE LUBE ISN'T FUNNY
4u
why are all the best components plastic based now
are there incremental improvements when using better components, say with manipulators?
>>118955336
Rei holy shit I already explained this to you long ago with pomf backing me up. Internal bleeding is mild as fuck, the incredibly broken part is EXTERNAL bleeding.
>>118955486
>that would still mean internal bleeding is the problem
In what fucking world does this make any sense?
>>118956427
Honk
>>118956806
space lube is funny to watch until everyone starts pushing and shoving and I end up getting slipped too
people are lying if they say they don't enjoy watching people slip on space lube
>>118956816
yes
>>118957107
>space lube is funny to watch until everyone starts pushing and shoving and I end up getting slipped too
Then it gets even funnier.
what am I doing
>>118956984
It makes perfect sense. The combination of the two is enough to destroy you near instantly, but you can only get one by having the other.
>>118957196
spritan good shit
>>118957196
Making something that looks pretty damn cool.
>>118957196
I have no idea.
>>118957226
But that's wrong.
>>118951772
>Universal donorific
There's a term for that.O-
>>118943236
>yellow gloves
fucking clown shitters
>>118957280
Internal bleeding doesn't just randomly appear. You can't JUST make someone bleed internally, that's not possible.
>>118957312
>MFW these casuals don't know about the centrifuge
It's like you can't into biology
Is there a way to enable the Janicart to spary Space Lube in a trail behind it
>>118957226
No, not at all. External bleeding will fuck you up readily enough, because it, by itself, is the problem. Internal bleeding is just the difference between losing one arm, and one arm and an ear.
>>118957312
Yup, but O- takes time via the drip, with the blood reagent from blood tomatoes you just eat a pill of the stuff, or just straight eat a blood tomato, and bang, it's in your system.
>>118957506
Or just make some 50u O- blood pills and put them in the fridge.
Small request, can "Internal bleeding detected" be made bold on the health scanner report?
Maybe even not require the body scanner to see where? It'd be nice if it showed up like external bleeding does. How can the health scanner detect internal bleeding but not know where, anyway?
>>118957435
No.The Janitor, merely by existing and using his mop+bucket, is griefing anyone near him. Regardless of whether he places signs or not it will be too late because people will have moved too fast.
>singuloose in 4 seconds
I'm glad you got those insulated gloves instead of checking on the singulo fam
>5 engineers
>singuloose
>>118957461
not really, if you look at the code >>118956012 external bleeding is w.damage/4, internal is 15/4, most weapons do 15 anyway, meaning that the two are basically the same, unless you have some projectile gun that does 30 or 40 or some shit, in which case you would still have both ticking at the same time.
kinda like how derm and kelo tick at the same time. derm is better, but having both derm and kelo is the best.
>>118957624
>it was an antag who did it accidentally
honk
>>118957435
>copying goon's zamboni
fuck off you leeches
>>118957621
Space Cleaner is expensiveSpace Lube is entertaining
>HoS as traitor
I thought they were loyalty implanted?
>>118946330
>tfw living in the north and never having to deal with snakes, giant mosquitoes, gators, spiders, and red necks
>tackle the HoS trying to space the spacepod mechanic
>Warden cuts down medical with tazer fire to arrest me because the the set me to arrest for stopping him
Shitcurity is a joke.
So I just started my Systems Analysis, Design and Integration class at CTU, and the individual assignment chain that carries throughout the class is planning and constructing a basic application or digital system.
Before I pick something trivial for easy work, figured I'd ask if there are any ideas for new fun systems in ss13? Current examples would be the accounts management system or how ordering things via cargo works.
>latejoin game two minutes before the shuttle docks
>autotraitored
>>118957821
apparently loyalty implants don't actually mean anything for antags
>>118957757
You do realize that w.damage isn't static for external wounds right, and that it will go up to the organs damage max value?
question for atmos cucks
If I'm atmos antag could I divert the main air supply to go to a space cooling loop and freeze the station?
Can I make a room freezing cold by some heat exchange system?
>>118957757
When do you ever take only 15 brute damage and bleed out? Yes, the argument was specifically about 30-40 brute firearms, which are the main cause of internal bleeding. Also, if you get slashed twice with a 15 force weapon, it counts as one slash with a 30 force, bleed volume wise.
>based roboticist ACTUALLY MAKES THE MECH
>villainous scientist convinces me to throw bags at the singlo
>doesn't blow it up like usual
>die
>watch in amusement as the singlo makes a bee line for the sec pod and kills a traitor HoS
>>118957821
it just makes the chance supremely low, and I believe the only round type that it can even happen is auto traitor.
>>118957896
cargo ordering needs a new HTML UI. Someone made a really nice UI, but did it in NanoUI which lags the game to death and we're moving away from it.
>>118957821
Implanted dudes are traitored less than nonimplanted. They can still be traitored.
>>118957718
One was probably in the bar "roleplaying," three were probably autisming in space, the fifth was an absolute madman.
>Be engi
>Be tator
>get the hand tele, thats it
>Oh ok
>Set up singulo, all is fine
>Shit how do hack doors
>Look up wiki
>You feel the structure shake
>"IT;S LOOSE"
>"IT ATE ATMOS"
>No
>Run down to engi, yell "I CAN FIX IT" to sec standing outside
>Get slammed around due to breaches
>Get back out
>Make it to escape
>ahelp "I only set it to 1? That's the right setting, right?"
>Rei sez "nah even at 1 it'll keep growing"
>fug
>Run around, yelling how I didn't cause it in desperation
>Hardsuit Sec officer looks on confused
>Scream NOOOO as commit sudoko with parapen
>"What was that all about?"
>"He's brain damaged, nothing we can do"
I am the least robust
Pomf did you get the mp3s I sent you to put in the jukebox
>>118957953
when will it ever reach that high unless done in by something like a point blank shotgun though?
>>118957994
you can get internal bleeding with something as little as a few fire extinguisher hits
>>118958138
That doesn't disprove a single thing I've said.
>>118958138
>when will it ever reach that high...
Repeated blows to the same organ.
>>118957987
It's easier than that.Head to behind the CO2, Plasma, and N2O miners, break the windows there, and wrench up the distro pipe. Link that to a few thermal plates and the station's gonna freeze eventually.Bonus points if you fiddle with the Junction that swaps Waste to Space to Waste to Distro to freeze it all again.
>>118958071
Set it to
Z E R O
E
R
O
Being able to put pressure on a bleeding wound to stop bleeding after a length of time when?CPR not needing masks removed since modern CPR is just chest compressions when?
Bruise packs would still be valuable since pressure wouldn't heal brute damage, only stop bleeding.
If I set my Assistant type to Research Assistant, is that a good way to learn Robotics
>>118958237
my first saved ss13 picture
>>118958323
A good way to learn robotics is to just be a robotician
>>118958071
>ahelp "I only set it to 1? That's the right setting, right?"
>>118958323
sure.
>>118958343
Okay?
>>118958237
well at that point you're basically not just killing them with bleeding, but with exterior brute damage as well
>>118958323
>letting assistants into science
>not letting them tide their way in
Pussy.
You're ruining all the fun.
>>118958323
>Open PDA screen
>Open crew manifest
>Check if there's a HoP or Captain
>If there is, go to HoP line and ring bell if they aren't there
>Explain you'd like to learn Robotics, ask for an apprentice robotics title
That's the best way to learn any job. I'm pretty sure changing your assistant title doesn't grant extra access, so you'd have to go to the HoP desk anyways.
>>118958598
you're missing the point
>>118957821
Ain't mean shit here homie
It just keeps them from being culted. Every time I see some bay kid giving a traitor a loyalty implant and letting them go I loose about a month of life expectancy.
>>118958685
It does. The alt assistant titles are literally for people learning a new department.
>>118958323
>not just busting in and doing a magic trick with their IDs and then sending them off down a fun slide
>>118958695
damn pomf, you lay down that yumba
>>118958695
if the point is as you claimed, why the hell hasnt it been fixed? this has been going on and been pointed out for months yet no one seems to be doing anything
>>118957849
HoS here. I ordered them to arrest you.
The mechanic was my target
>>118958802
Oh nice then.
I'm just surprised I've never seen anyone choose an alternate assistant title for easy greytiding
>>118958818
Everyone knows R&D is shit, why the hell hasn't it been changed?
Everyone knows generics is RNG bullshit, why the hell hasn't it been revamped?
Everyone knows stuns have their own gravitational well of unfun that reigns over the whole combat of the game, why hasn't anyone reworked them?
Because it takes significant effort and input, and people might not even like what you did.
>>118959032
>still complaining about stuns
Are you Riri?
>>118958773
Loyalty implants should work like handcuffs for failing the "alive and free" objective.
>>118959118
Every time someone brings up stuns it's always 1-3 people shitposting loudly while everyone else agrees they could use tweaking, as Github has shown.
Late greentext but
>late join HoS
>you are the traitor
>fug
>kill some mechanic
>escape
>tyrone talks shit about me
>think about playing it off but
>VALIDZ
>robust them
>kill them
>borgs are fucking upset
>cap gives me money for robusing the darkies
>laughingman.jpg
>set mechanic to arrest
>stun
>laser
>people watching me
>make up a lie about how he's a syndie
>paramed sees thought my lies
>wants to take the body to medbay
>Run past
>space body
>tell the crew that the deed is done
>everyone thinks i'm the biggest shitcurity everwhich I am
>shuttle called
>signulo
>MOTHER FUCKING TYRONE FROM THE DEAD APPEARS
>try to kill
>he dodges like a fucking spaz
>borg is also blocking shots
>run back to sec pod
>lord singuloth fucks my shit up
Fun round.
>>118958818
nothing is broken as far as internal bleeding goes though outside of potential of stacking internal bleeding wounds. that's what my point was isinternal bleeding is typically trivial compared to the wounds that happened to cause the internal bleed to begin with.
>>118959283
internal bleeding is like a pie to the face of the already dead corpse
>>118958773
I dunno. It literally gives you a message saying you feel compelled to be loyal to Nanotrasen. I always roleplay it as literal as I can if I was antag and even start shit with staff if they show insubordination to glorious nanotrasen, going as far as unceremoniously executing them for treason. All for the glory of nanotrasen.
>>118946585>tfw I live where you fuckers go for cottaging
Muskoka sucks balls but it's home I guess.
>>118959176
They'd just get it ripped out then. Or ignore it and continue to be shitheads.
>>118959408
>>118959423
You're one in six hundred bud.
>>118959408
It's worse than that
Internal bleeding can wreck an otherwise perfectly defibbable corpse
>>118959032
Because wishes and ideas grow on trees but effort is something you have to do.
>>118939547
>be me 2 seconds ago
>scrolling through /vg/ catalog
>stumble upon this general
the image in the OP just slayed me. keep up the good work /ss13g/
>>118959770
wwjc
>>118959735
I don't really understand how people don't go with it. You really do get a message saying it, and theirs no follow up saying your syndicate training prevents it from working or something. It's fun being an antag who can kill greyshitters for security freely.
>>118959032
Stuns aren't so bad, but I think combat would be more fun if the disarm intent didn't have pushing.
It'd be more fighting over a weapon or punching eachother in the face/dick then.
It'd be cool if I could just suicide while handcuffed. How do cuffs stop you from biting your tongue?
>>118959973
Wrong. We need more CQC. Fighting styles even. Boxing for guys who just want to wail and grappling for the refined thug.
>>118960116
What was that feature originally intended for, stopping glorious death greentext?
>>118960116
The same way they prevent you from manipulating anything or moving away from being pulled.
>>118959958
Spite nigga. Spite.
>>118960227
It's been like that almost as long as i've played.
>>118959770
Probe, give me effort
>>118957987
>cuck
Stopped reading right there
>>118960634
Must be memories from another server.
>>118960748
What other words make you stop reading a post?
For me it's either lewd or shitter.
>>118960657
>goof ores are still in the code
https://github.com/d3athrow/vgstation13/pull/6113
like upboat comment subscribe shitpost
just bleeding things
>>118960116
Literally rape because it's a holdover from either bay or TG and back in the day they allowed for it.
>>118960227
I don't think suicides count. Or they shouldn't at least. Slitting your wrists with some glass in perma is hardly a blaze of glory.
>>118961140
if anything needs nerfs it's external bleeding but sure
>>118960189
Wrestling brought back
Boxing gloves that make you miss less often and be able to hit faster, maybe increase weaken chance. Can't aim at the groin(below the belt) while wearing them.
A judo gi that makes you start grabs at aggressive hands, and a karate gi that causes you to block punches and melee weapons(weapons causing damage to your arms instead).
how great it would be
