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> The Game
http://store.steampowered.com/app/391540/
> The Game's Demo
http://undertale.com/demo.htm
> /utg/ Booru
http://under.booru.org/
> /utg/ Writebin
http://pastebin.com/UCr5qFpc
> /utg/ Steam Group
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/undertalegen
/r/ing this Amalgamate raping a sleeping Frisk.
>>118802272
NOT kissing you
> book in Snowdin library says that monster souls are made of love and compassion
> monster bodies are made of magic and directly linked to their souls
> a monster's stats in battle correlate to how much they want to fight/cause harm, and how much damage they take depends on the killing intent of the person facing them
> mfw Sans' stats are 1/1 because he's the most loving and compassionate character
I didn't ask for this.
https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.4cdn.org/co/1444611998731.gif&v=mCnJ2_xN2jU&s=15
We need more tutufrisk.
SEXUALIZE THE SKELETONS
>>118802327
I can agree with this.
>>118802259
How does a skeletonslurp
I just want to move to snowdin and do dumb shit with the dogs.
>tfw cannot decide whether sans or Papyrus is the best husbando
Life is suffering
Cloaca.
>>118802330
>>118802348
>not with the skeletons
Anyone try modding sprites yet?
I want toreplace Frisk with Madotsuki and wander around
>>118802327
>>118802459
that too
>>118802330
Like this?
>>118802453
My favourite tinys work tbh
yfw
Why is Sans so cool? What is it about him that makes me like his character so much? Honestly I think it's the design more than the characterisation.
>>118802453
Do their tongues taste like gummy
>>118802453
>>118802541
Maybe it's both. I always love when the lazy fuck turns out to be the strongest.
>>118802523
STOP IT THIS IS A HAPPY THREAD
I am really lonely
oopshttp://i.imgur.com/G7aDh0f.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/DtJWMlN.pngshould I make more of these? I made a jerry one like two days ago and got banned for posting it. not even the 'porn on a sfw board' ban, a 'garbage/shitposting outside of /b/' ban. funne eh?
>>118802523
>>118802523
It was this moment where I realized the demon I had become.
Pic related.
>>118802604
>human dick
>human pussy
try again
>>118802441https://e621.net/post/show/744772/
>>118802604
Sure, if it's no trouble to you; I like them.
Did you straight up post Jerry or link to it?
>>118802604
>should I make more of these?
no
>>118802541
He has a whole mysterious background that's alluded to without being spelled out. Good chance he was a scientist/researcher/tech that was connected to Gaster somehow.
He's a bit of a tragic figure because he's aware of the resets/timelines and it's why he's lost so much drive, but he still loves his brother a shitton and wants to protect/stay with him and watch him be happy.
Despite being the weakest monster, he puts 100% into the battle against you on a geno run.>>118802323 He's the most love filled/compassionate monster.
>>118802546
It's probably tasteless but I really like to think so.Sans' ecto and ecto-cum/saliva tastes like blue gatorade.
>>118802646
>human dick
it has no head, anon
>>118802593
CORE enemies>waterfall enemies>snowdin enemies>hotland enemies
>>118802541
He's not my favorite, but he's just the right amount of silly/out there without being way over the top. He's not overly quirky like some modern characters who do silly shit all the time or blurt out random things for the sake of it, and his attitude and personality fit based on what the character's circumstances are in game.The only people who outright dislike him probably just got dunked on
>>118802604
>not canine vagina
Close but no cigar.
>>118802698
still looks nothing like a dog dick
>not snorting the dust left behind by the monsters you kill
>>118802541
He's a skeleton, but short and fat instead of skinny and tall like most skeletons.
He wears the most casual, relatable clothing.
His puns are funny without being forced or painful.
His love for his brother is genuinely touching.Him being the hardest boss is unexpected for a first-time player......But makes so much sense in a second playthrough.His story is incredibly powerless and depressing.
Which makes it even more touching to see how much he cares about Papyrus.
And most importantly,He's Toriel's only friend.
>>118802667
I posted the jerry because frankly I felt like I deserved whatever ban I got for making it.
>>118802604
please redraw with a proper canine fortune cookie
last thread someone mentioned anon being pissed at the monsters on the surface, but what if it wasCarlinstead?
If only this was an option.
>>118802604
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE QUALITY
MORE
PLS
Best song of OST coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcamjcoRmrQ
>>118802703
WHY DOES HE BLEED
> inspired by earthbound
> never played earthbound
> finally decide to try it out
Uhh, does it get better? So far I just want to drop it.
Good morning, lovelies. Had anything to eat, yet?
No?
Then how about some of the leftovers from the chocolate cake? I'll bake a new one; it'll be done by midday~http://pastebin.com/KL9jNYNt
http://pastebin.com/PwKCwVpW
>>118802747
>He's Toriel's only friend.
ONLY BECAUSE I COULDN'T LIVE WITH GOATMOM FROM THE START
SHIT FUCKING GAME GET IT TOGETHER TOBY YOU FUZZY WHITE DOG FUCK SHIT
>>118802604
9/10
give proper canine genitals
>When the monsters move to the surface, Alphys still films everything in her house
>She has several hidden camera pointing at her and Undyne's bed, couch, and shower
>Whenever she gets some down time without Undyne, she reviews the footage of them having sex
>She analyzes every single frame in detail, writing notes with one hand and pleasuring herself with the other
>She uses the footage to discover Undyne's weak points
>She slowly refines her craft until Undyne is putty in her hands
>One day, Undyne finds the notes and the videos
>Alphys panics and apologizes, but Undyne isn't angry
>They start reviewing the tapes together
>Their sex becomes so amazing that they're forced to move to a more remote location due to noise complaints about constant moaning and screaming
>>118802803
>Thinking Asgore "Seven is my lucky number" Dreemurr hasn't stomped the throats of crying children before
>>118802747
post the rest!
>>118802803
I did a stitch of that!
>>118802867
Asgore takes no pleasure in his job.
He does what he must because he can.
>>118802841
>he drinks ketchup
>dies offscreen
I want to belieeeeeve.
>>118802791
>"Hey boneman, how about you quit settin' up fuckin puzzles while I sleep? I'd really like to be able to get to my car without solving a fuckin' Rubix Cube."
>"NYEH! But did you taste the spaghetti"
>"Yeah, about that, I ate that spaghetti and spent all of last night shittin' my brains out. But uh, still give it like a seven outta ten. Not the worst I've had by far."
>>118802747
> there will be no undertale game set in the outside world
I don't really like headcannon, but I think I must resort to it
>>118802867
none of the other kids made it to Asgore.
and seeing a child that looks like his dead adopted son break down in tears right in front of him would probably break his already weakened resolve
>>118802841Ketchup. If you turn down the offer for [food] he downs the bottle. It's his last 'joke' before seeing his brother again.
>>118802541
I love both, I haven't been this obsessed with a character for a loooong time...
>>118802843
>shit fetishists
I will never understand you people, but at least you aren't nearly as bad as cuckolds
>>118802867
>Asgore 'Bring home a child and i'll throw them to the wild' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Kids and bids are the same, they're cancer' Dreemurr
>Asgore 'Fuck this, you're gonna get a trident shoved up your ass' Dreemurr
>>118802879
someone needs to voice this comic
>>118802646
That's are clearly a monster dick and a monster vagina, Anon.
Perhaps you should get your eyes checked out.
>>118802867
>>118802974
Do not bully the doughy dad goat. He's already paying for his transgressions.
>>118801505
>NO LV DEEP UNDERGROUND
Would Mettaton's ghost-robot semen be able to impregnate a woman?
>>118802857
>>118802786
>>118802721the fuck does dog vagoo look like? Tried to draw the dog peen from memory but looks like I screwed the pooch there.
Time to learn about sax.
>>118802997
but, is it a canine monster vagina?
>>118803043
Nope. Sorry anon.
>>118802960
That's fine, I don't understand people who get off on getting cheated on, either.
>>118803058
look it up anon
do you think you're above the consequences
>>118803058
just google image search for "dog vagina":^)
>>118803073
Sure, why not?
>>118802745
I'm surprised I haven't found any fanart where Frisk and Chara snorts monster dust.
some oceven tho they're just bones I imagine they grew up like all other monsters right?
>>118803058
I know what horse penis looks like.
>>118803158
I've been tempted to request it, but with all the Charaposting going on lately I figured it'd be best to let other requests get put in.
>>118803058
This post is for educational purposes only. Nobody but the artist should actually click the following link.Unless you're a cool guy, ayyyyy.https://e621.net/post/index/1/canine_pussy
You've been warned.
>>118803167
>Nice cr
dropped
>>118802297
Why does it gotta be rapeSometimes schoolgirls like tentacles
>>118803196
I don't get it
I can't stand Alphys, but some of her bits are absolute gold.
>>118803124
>bunch of mutilated dog vaginas
thanks anon
>>118803209
Well now i'm interested.
>>118803252
HOW UNCOUTH! THAT MUST BE AN IMPERSONATOR! FOR I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, DO NOT HOLD BACK WITH MY MAGNIFICENT VOICE!
...STILL, IMITATION IS THE SINCEREST FORM OF FLATTERY! NYEH HEH HEH HEH!!
>>118803260
Fact
>>118803321
>>118803058
I'm on mobile so I have no sans reaction image for this but you're doing alright kid.
>>118803298
oh shit, now I get it.
well maybe he didn't caps as a kid
fuck it i'm lazy. my feet hurt
>tfw you're absoutely obsessed with Undertale
It's been too long since I've enjoyed a game this much.
>>118802791
Toriel would burst into flames from being in proximity to someone so crude
>>118803043
>implying that any fluids emitted from Mettaton aren't just forshow
>>118803084
somethin' like a this?http://i.imgur.com/dUcWg5x.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/T2AR79O.png
I can't wait to actually get a chance to play the fucking game, goddamn.
>>118803321
>Basically admitting to writing and posting smut of her and ASGORE
Basically the best.
>>118803021
BULLY THE GOAT
>>118803384I haven't touched my MH4U file ever since I did true end and I don't feel like killing monsters now
>>118803467
fantastic
k so I beat the game for the first time, didn't kill anyone
To clarify, do I need to Reset my save to go into my pacifist run or what?
>>118803061
Should I be worried about how attracted I am to FriskNot just in this picture I mean, in general. More and more each day.
>>118803485
you'll get over it and go back to killing stuff in other games eventually
Why does Asgore get so little love compared to the other major characters?
>>118802791
>I got a snail you can eat, RIGHT HERE! Ehehehehe YEAH!
>>118803619
You can just load your previous save and go meet whatever requirements you have remaining for the pacifist run, unless you specifically want to replay the entire game again.
>>118803652
have better porn of the character first, THEN i will consider worshipping
The amount of Alphys eating fish taco I've seen is astounding
I mean obviously it'll happen, given that they're a canon couple
But you think Undyne would return the favor now and again.
>>118803467
Much better.This is my fetish.
>>118803661
he is not likable character just like Alphys
>>118802867
>Asgore "Putting in holes for kids souls" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Grit your teeth for my beef" Dreemurr
>Asgore "No mercy for kids named Percy" Dreemurr
>Asgore "Murder is my last name" Dreemurr
Since ingredients in the ruins are scarce
Do you think Toriel makes her own goat's cheese
I'd eat it.
>>118803652
Wrong
>>118803467
>>118802604
>>118803652
Shoulda posted it from imgur or something.
But...delicious~
>>118803701
Oh cool. I wasn't looking forward to doing the first few easy hours again
Cheers
>>118803661
There is very little immediately positive about him and his tragedy is his own doing.
I would like to remind everyone about the booru we have linked in the OP.
A lot of people are not uploading art there and I would like to see that change.
Please upload OC where possible.
Thank you
>>118803661
People love him. He gets plenty of attention. If you're not seeing it now, that's just because these threads kind of go in waves.
Like how we had that huge surge of monster kid a couple days ago. I remember a thread that was full of goat dad.
>>118803661
>killed 6 humans just to please his kind
For all we know they might innocent
>>118803642
Of course, I still need to get my perfect relic hammer
>>118803797
I would be I cannot into mouse art and I broke my tablet last week.
>>118803797
You're right monster kid, we really dropped the ball. Hey artist, you mind putting a signature on your works so we know who to tag as the occ?
>>118802604
*pet
>>118803880
>*Refused surgery/treatment
FTFY
>>118803880
....yes
>>118803728
>The thought of Undyne's head mashed between Alphys' massive flabby thighs
I thought monster kid was a girl because it looks like it has a bow when facing downwards
I wanna bea girl
>>118804017
Sometimes I do too. It's okay, Anon.
>>118803936
Now you're getting it!
>>118804017
well we have the skills and technology to make you an ugly girl
>>118803942
literally as bad as 0r0ch1
>>118804002
>tfw no one draws MK as a girl whos slightly taller then frisk but still adorable and akward but lovingly headstrong
>>118804017
Its not worth it
>>118804032
I like child bearing hips but I'm not a nigger that fat asses
>>118803942
>shipping
>getting mad at people shipping
>>118803942
Why are asgore fans so fucking salty? Like really, this happens in literally every thread
>>118804017
But Anon, how would you love your goat brother in the special way only boys can love each other?
>>118803732
Dogshit taste
Asgore and Sperglizard are great
>>118804161
Now wait a minute, Anon. His scenario opens up possibilities of its own.
>>118804161
BecauseUndyneis my only love
>>118803661
He's in the game for even less time than Toriel, is responsible for a lot of death and despair, and what little emotional connecting there was doesn't even stay permanent.
Everyone else knows firsthand what lengths you were willing to go to for peace, but poor Asgore will never get to remember that you were willing to throw away your freedom to preserve his own wretched life.
>>118804139
asriel worship happens in every thread too
this fandom is weird among other weird fandoms
Oh, COOL! You know how you can save the butterscotch pie until Asgore, and eat it to reduce his stats?
You can also eat it when you're trying to save Toriel and Asgore's LOST SOULS to save them easier.
Are there any other items you can use during LOST SOULS?
>>118804207
His design is so excellent though. The only person who rivals him is Sans.
>>118804247
oh holy shit
try using the stick on all of them
>>118804247
Maybe the quiche to save Sans?
Or the instant noodles on Alphys?
>>118804302
Speaking of, what is with that fucking quiche?
>>118803473
Oh, i just precieved it as a bit of 4th wall breaking. Y'know like, all the smut that wase made of Toriel prior to the game when only the Demo was released.
>>118804345
Sans made it. He then abandoned it.
>>118803942
>>118804042
>>118804113
>>118804139
That's not the original comic.
In fact, the artist has done a little Sans/Toriel.
>>118804373
I thought sans baked a pie and papyrus made the quiche.
>>118804373Like his brother during the genocide playthrough:^)
>the character you control is a reanimation of the first fallen
>chara and asriel wear the same shirt, but Frisk does not
>Frisk/Chara was likely taken from the coffin in NEW HOME when Toriel left and buried under the buttercup patch near the entrance to the ruins
>this would suggest that Chara was wearing a striped purple shirt when he died
>Chara's soul then merged with Asriel's body
>when Asriel returned and died in the garden, Chara's soul returned to his corpse
>sometime later Chara comes back to life with his soul intact
>it should by all accounts also contain Asriel's soul
>Chara now has the means to act in a wholly positive and friendly manner with everyone he meets, becoming a new person entirely. Frisk.
>Asriel on the other hand, coming back to life as Flowey, is incapable of feeling empathy, love or compassion for others
So what if Chara's soul merging with Asriel's purged most or all of Chara's sociopathic tendencies? What if all of those destructive attributes were left behind in Asriel's dust when their soul left to seek out Chara's body?
What if, in a weird way, Chara and Asriel experienced a body swap while retaining the memories of the body they now inhabit? Frisk being unwilling to fight others, thus remaining weak with only 20hp max is indicative of monsters characteristics regarding combat.
Flowey/Asriel having infinite attack and defense would be indicative of a human consumed with hatred hellbent on destroying whomever they are facing. Yet Chara, who is now in possession of Asriel's body, has a critical weakness still that prevents him from annihilating Frisk. The memories of Asriel and how much he cared for Chara being exploited by Frisk, who is actually Asriel.
>>118803485
>hammer bro
my nigga
ive been looking for a set like the grongigas set i use in mh3u but i dont know too much about the late game hammers
>>118804207
>>118804280
I really did like how they handled your exposure to him throughout the game.
Toriel says ASGORE will kill you.
Papyrus says KING DREEMURR is a big softie who will let you go.
You have no idea they're the same person until Undyne says KING ASGORE DREEMURR on top of her mountain, and even then, she says he has 6 human souls, then goes on to say he's a wimp later in her house.
And then Mettaton spends his entire fight assuring you that you're too weak to kill Asgore.
You really have no idea what to think of Asgore until you finally face him.
And then,"Howdy!"
>>118803661
Because Toriel is a frigid bitch who has all the goat fuckers with mother complexes on lockdown, and she's brainwashed them all to shift all the blame onto Asgore even though Toriel herself could've done the same things she criticizes Asgore for not doing, on top of her running away from responsibility while Asgore kept the kingdom from falling into despair, not to mention her literally stealing the presumed dead body of the last human the monsters needed to escape the underground to give them "a proper burial". Fuck Toriel.
>"Fandom"
>"Shipping"
>>118804441
Can't we just like, ask Toby about it?
>Toriel is single
>>118804454ask /mhg/
>>118804498
This
Everyone stop being fags. I'm trying to enjoy my garbage here.
>>118804486
>has all the goat fuckers with mother complexes on lockdown
I-I just wanted motherly love
>>118804486
Except that, y'know,Chara's soul was already part of Asriel's, and Asriel's soul popping was kind of the start to the whole mess
I honestly can't understand how people sexualize any character but mettaton.
>>118804542
Maybe. He's kind of hard to get a hold of and iirc he only responds to emails that are business related or critical troubleshooting.
>>118804631
I too, am attracted to rectangles
>>118804594
same here anon i never really had a mother
>father died shortly after you being born
>mother turns into a drug addict
>getting raised by a tyrannical grandmother that hates your mother and is projecting the hate on you
i hate my life and probably gonna kill myself at one point.
i wish i had a mother like toriel
> tfw you will never make a game as good as undertale
t. AGDG
>>118804669
I can't find any rectangularization kits online, though.
>>118804631
Because mettaton EX is hotter
>>118804716
Don't bother, they don't work. They only make you square
>had a slightly crazy, but loving mother
>"had" a father
We need more ASGORE
>>118804685
>had a basically perfect family
>like Sans and Asgore
What could it mean?
>>118804486
Pretty much. As much as Toriel shits on Asgore for what he did, she herself does absolutely nothing to stop him or even try and fix the situation. She ridicules Asgore for what he did in grief to try and give his people hope, when her only action was just to abandon everything.
>>118804475
>I'm so ready for this, I'm going to shove this king's crown up his royal ass.
>I so badly want to say, "would you like a cup of tea?"
>>118804728
it may come as a surprise to you, but that isalso mettaton
>tfw muffet will never unload all of her butt silk on your face
>>118804815
I need it
>>118804790
That's like saying nigger cell is the same as perfect cell
>>118804815
it's entirely her fault that you ever got past hotlands on a genocide run.
alphys was going to set up a blockade but didn't want to leave her behind.
>>118804542
I think the shirt symbolism is important as it may mean that Asriel in the pacifist run and Chara in the genocide run are the same being within the timeline meta.
>>118804594
How 'bout loving a mother?
>>118804902
Of course! Like how a kid loves their mom, right?
I know we have a drawfag in here somewhere
can somone do an undertale x calvin mashup?
goatfuckers, kid diddlers, boners, animal fucker, bug fuckers, and fish fuckers need to fuck off
>>118804475
I love the echo between the two.
On days like these, kids like you...
>>118804989
There goes the entire thread
>>118804963
Oh god, Asriel and Frisk in a CaH style would fucking slay me. I whole-heartedly second this.
>>118804989
>>118805007
>no mention of mettaton fans
Ohhhhhyes
>>118804989
What about the people who are into Flowey? Are they okay?
Wait
Is Megatron a girl?
Anyone that isn't at least one of the following:
Furry
Weeb
Queer
pls fuck off
>>118804989
what about lizard enthusiasts
can I stay?
>>118805069
No Anon, he has nutsand bolts
>>118805089
>furry
what if i'm merely a zoophile?
>>118804989
>kid diddlers
Got a laugh out of me.
>>118805049
You can't sexualize the flower
Any cosplays yet?
Do you guys think Chara is really evil, or do you think that it's just a meta "it's just pixels play the game lol" character? I personally think it's the second, but a lot of people shit on Chara for being some sort of evil kid, so maybe there's something i'm missing?
>>118805089
Am I the only one in this thread that doesn't have mommy issues?
Like, did you people not have a loving mother constantly watching over you? It fucking sucks
>>118805139
oh how little you know
>>118805181
The second, which is still evil.
>>118805181
> it's just pixels
NOT TO ME THEY'RE NOT
>>118805214
>Please
Even when they're being forceful they be submissive
>>118805181
why not both?
>>118805214
Isnt that the woman who has been summoned to court for being racist because she banned all white people from her meetings?
>>118805117
What is a furry but a zoophile in denial?
>>118805220
It's more so i'm lonely that i really like toirel...
>>118805220
I did and I loved it because I was a big mama's boy faggot but now I'm18and she doesn't treat me like that anymore and I'm sad.
>>118805283
true.
i'm not in denial though.
>there are people in this thread who didn't press C during the Asriel Dreemurr fight
DATE START!
>>118805298
I can be your mom, anon
>>118805263
I'm so confused
>>118805220
Eh, SIngle mother, acted more like a dad.
MALE TO MALE GOAT FUCKING
>>118805360
About what?
>>118805220
I have a mother that's really loving and is a lot like Toriel, really. I havent seen her in so long since I've gone to college and I miss her a lot. I think that's why Toriel is like that for me.
>>118805227
what do you mean?
>>118805257
Is it really so evil to want to see everything a game has to offer, even if it means killing characters that you're supposed to have become attached to? They really are just pixels after all.
>>118805389
She's white
She's a white person
She can't go to her own meetings
>>118805341
seriously?
just go die
>>118805439
She claims to be a person of color.
Im still not sure what color, but she claims to be so she cant be racist apparently
>>118805410
But they are nice pixels! Better then the walking shitlords that wander this world...
Guise, what do you think the Monsters jobs would be once they got to the surface?
I'd like to think Undyne either got a job as a lifeguard or a cop, Sans would probably just get a modest and simple job and Papyrus would become a professional Racer. Toriel and Asgore worked on the new school, as for Alphys, she'd man up and use her inteligence to work on human science?
goatmom posters are still infinitely better than anything to do with asriel
>>118805496
>as for Alphys, she'd man up and use her "intelligence" to kill all humans?
fixed
>>118805512
What if I'mboth
>>118805512
Charaposters are still infinitely better than both.
>>118805512
Please, do not pick on other people. They might not like what you like, but that doesn't mean they matter less, nor should they.
Now, be good, won't you?
>>118805496
Burgerpantsman goes onto become CEO of MTTI know it won't happen but let the man have his dreams
>>118805531
Nigga please, only good endings here.
>>118805347
B-Boys can't be moms...
>>118805298
Im19and my mother still treats me like a a small child. It can get annoying but i still love her.
I like toriel but im a skeleton fucker mostly.
>>118805541pick one
>>118805220
No. I had a mother with a history of drug use who had a habit of not only taking our savings that my dad tucked away to use for her own needs, her idea of parenting was to buy us shit so we'd be quiet.
So if I get a little emotional at the prospect of having someone actually care about me, well that's my own business. Damn it.
>>118805069
ask Starscream
>>118805565
>Alphys
>ending everything
Sounds like her alright.
>>118805496
>monsters as law enforcement or anything that has them clash with dangerous criminal elements
please god no
>>118805547
HA. HA. Goatfuckers might all have some sort of weird family issues, but at least being an edgelord is not a requirement.
>>118805559
goatmom pls im trying to post on the internet
>>118805564
nah.
he becomes director of the food service department though.
