>FAQ
http://pastebin.com/fcf25Vi9
>Arena Commander
Overview: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14718-Star-Citizen-Alpha-113-Is-Live
Download: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/download
Manual: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/media/hwb5x45eghhelr/source/AC-Manual-1-1-V7.pdf
Tweaks & FAQ: http://pastebin.com/QRWNvEVD
>Star Marine Update (It's Still Fucked)
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14838-Star-Marine-Status-Update
>Jump Point Current Issue
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/media/5vzo6iz722h6fr/source/JumpPoint_03-07_Jul-15_Creating-Magic.pdf
>Jump Point Repository
http://pastebin.com/Cd9wQ9YB
>Latest Star Citizen Asset Leak
http://pastebin.com/aGpzF7wV
>Latest Official News
https://twitter.com/dsmar
>>118613218
>https://twitter.com/dsmar
My bad. Correction
https://twitter.com/dsmart
Who ved here?
>>118613381
>Looks like @RobertsSpaceInd is getting in on some affirmative action. Oh look! We have Black women here! #facepalm
kek
>>118613858
It is pretty funny how they're parading colored folks more often now.
It's only a matter of time before they hire bat thing as CM.
>>118614176
Beside that girl I don't really see it. Unless you consider anyone the throw into their show as parading.
>>118614365
>girl
lol
>>118613218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds
CHRIS?
So now people can upgrade from a Cutlass Blue to Constellation Taurus.
What do you think /scg/? Should I pull the trigger and lift myself from the murky depths of inferiority?
>>118615306
cutlass is getting a size 4 gun soon brah
I'd try out multicrew first
>>118615438
Thanks, I'll hold off then.
>>118615283
You're a big budget
>>118615630
4U
DEREK IS STREAMING
twitch DOT tv/thedereksmart
twitchtv/thedereksmart
he just started streaming
>>118615832
>>118615854
>shitposting with derek live
life is good
>>118613827
>This thread has been pruned or deleted
"HANG ON" -Derek Smart
>>118615854
>derek begins a new life as an LP personality
I'd watch it.
>>118615854
I like his couches.
>>118615854
this shit is getting more ridiculous every day
>>118615854
lel he is such an attention seeker
soo... coke fiend?
or just batshit
How long until citcon?
>>118617336
>/scg/ in the stream
Nice, ask him for a shout out
>>118618062
3 hours.
>>118617550
Chris Roberts, coke fiend.
Derek Smart, batshit.
>>118618118
Thanks
>>118618097
>reading twitch chat
how cancerous can you get?
I made a comment on his PHD and he deleted and banned me within 10 seconds, before I could even finish my joke.
Goddamn, he's so easily butthurt.
>>118619459
Did you expect anything less of schizophreniacs?
>>118619459
He gets anxious when people call him on his bullshit.
>>118619459
>>118619603
>>118619802
tell him that you use an adblocker and that he will get no money from you, that should make him butthurt.
where does dr. smart get all his money anyway
>>118620279
inheritance and Successful father.
>>118620279
The Trump Effect
>>118615854
>He doesn't even know how to set up a stream
It's like everything he does is dogshit
>The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations
>>118620719
this just shows how scared the cultists are tbh
>>118620719
wow such power, true messiah, so banned
shoe on fucking head
this guy is the single biggest joke in existence at this moment.
>>118621035
He's smart and funny.
You're just retarded
>>118621184
hi derek sorry about ur strim
>>118621256
how scared are you about what he has to say if you reported his stream?
>>118621352
hi derek, just because i said sorry it doesn't mean i care about what you have to say
>>118621035
he was kidding you idiot
>>118621184
Correction: He's named Smart and that's funny.
>>118621035
he's being a fucking idiot ironically bro
>>118621608
hi derek, your damage control is concerning
>>118621469
>shilling this hard
>>118621608
>trying to talk with cultists
>>118621035
Are you like 12?
>>118621784
hi derek, all this samefagging is starting to make you look like a cult
>>118621035
Guy who asked him to put his shoe on his head here, ask me anything.
Stop being mean to Mr. Smart!
>>118621904
hi chris, hows life
>>118622169
fuck off, weebshit
>>118622148
Why didn't you ask him to eat the shoe
>>118622290
cig stream when?
>>118622470
>le reaction face epic maymay
12 year old confirmed
>>118622169
It's more polite to use Dr. Smart.
>reminder
They are going to parade all the A-List actors – all of whom cost a ton of money – for SQ42. This despite the fact that the stand-alone game is reported to be almost fifteen months away from completion.
They are going to show the opening cut-scene sequence for SQ42 with Gary Oldman giving his speech, someone flying and landing, NPCs waving etc.
They are going to show Star Marine. Again. It’s still a mess – and nowhere ready for production release. Reports tell me that if it gets released before year end, it would be a miracle.
They are going to show multi-crew. Again. Problem now is that, as of the last report I got, it doesn’t run smoothly at all. And so they are now running the demo on super computers with 16 cores, loads of memory etc. Again, not production release ready.
There is nothing new being released to backers, other than another AC patch apparently.
>>118622227
hey, me and Orty are excited for the con
...so?
>>118622719
Start of the event, not the actual stream. That starts in 2 hours + the usual delay.
>>118622757
>not /fa/
ortwin is a fuccboi
>>118622562
Dr. Smart. That sounds like a Simpsons joke.
>>118622786
thanks
It's like DS is supported by a shitposting factory.
For retards:
https://robertsspaceindustries.com/comm-link/transmission/14999-CitizenCon-2015-Livestream
>>118622616
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds
>>118622290
Mark Hamill. triple A first person shooter. NEW spaceship. can life get any better? is a glimpse at the persistant universe asking too much?
Derek is back baby
https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekSmart3000ad/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekSmart3000ad/live
https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekSmart3000ad/live
>>118615854
>twitchtv/thedereksmart
>The community has closed this channel due to terms of service violations
kek, that didn't last long. What was he streaming anyway?
>>118623831
Rants I'm guessing, which isn't video games.
>>118623665
based Dr. Smart, no one can stop him
>>118623831
nothing
he was even barely talking, definitely not playing anything so no wonder they took him down
>>118623665
>267 watching now
what is he streaming anyway? I just hear some weird noise and he's just staring at his screen
>>118624043
He's so based he can't figure out how to cancel out room echo or setup a stream for that matter.
>>118623665
Like herpes you can't take him down! SMART FOR LIFE!
>>118624043
I guess he wanted to start a commentary stream for citcon. The shills report bombed his channel.
can we at least expect a "merge" pity patch today?
that battlecruiser shirt
>>118623831
Everybody ask him to stream his game Line of Defense!
Derek's youtube stream is now operational.
>>118624272
This whole shitstorm makes me want to buy a battlecruiser shirt.
>>118624097
DELETE THIS
>>118623995
>definitely not playing anything
that actually might have been the reason
>>118615306
I'd hold on to the Cutlass Blue, it has thicker armor, twice the missiles, and better engine and shields. You'll go faster than a black and take more hits than a super hornet.
>these [shirts] are like 20 years old
>I still have a whole bunch of them
gee, I wonder why
>>118624456
I'm pretty sure they are blocking everyone not playing games there. If you want to vlog you need to at least play some shit in the background.
>what's your favorite anime
>I don't know I like all of them
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>118624703
>Wanting to own a police van that can't even catch its target
theres also no reason the black can't simply swap out its engines for non low-sig ones and go just as fast.
2/10
>>118624773
>>118624941
>derek using the word "shitposting"
oh boy, he really sits around here
>>118624825
BASED DR. DEREK IS ANIME
>>118624861
>Have a Cutlass Blue with better everything
>Melt it and buy a Cutlass Black
>Swap on only better engines
Is this seriously what you're suggesting?
>>118624825
Derek Smart has good taste, and a good sense of humor.
>Based Dr. D giving lessons on trolling
Holy shit this is the second coming of Jesus
Citizen Con? More like Citizen Conjob
site is down
>>118625085
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds
>>118623665
>let me just talk about trolling
>back in the day, it was about endevauring, it was fun stuff, but people kinda hijacked it
>the point I'm making is, trolling wasn't a bad thing. The SWJs turned it into something negative, it didn't used to be
>there's nothing negative about trolling
>that's why I dont care when people call me troll, because I'm old school
kek
Is the rsi site dead?
>>118625395
Bernd?
>>118625018
..No, I'm suggesting you don't buy a Blue for the engines, because thats something you can swap out easily in game, with 100% certainty.
that, and the Blue's niche is shit.
>>118625395
>Main event begins
>stream starts
>Chris, Sandi, Ortwin nowhere to be seen
>it stays for a while like that until Jared gives up and takes the stream down with a "sorry"
>next monday
>CIG employees go to work
>their workplace is entirely abandoned and empty
>website 404s
>CIG/F42 disappear from company registries
>nobody ever hears from Chris Roberts again
![1411871326731[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ve4ubwM.jpg "1411871326731[1].jpg")
>>118625532
N-Nein
>>118625846
Heil Hitler
>>118625686
Actually read the post that was applying to and stop eating paint chips. Then you can try to generate an informed opinion, if your infinitely thick skull hasn't already choked your brain to death.
i have an idea
you guys should go make a BCG, and talk about Derek there
or even better a LODG, then you guys can talk to derek about his game and ask him why it's 4 years late, and what's wrong with the animations and why it crashes so much
>>118625808
Best con job ever.
Taking nerds cash and running.
>>118626051
Okay, faggot.
Whatever you say.
>>118626269
>>118623665
I thought he would sound like a Tyrone, but he sounds pretty white. Weird.
>>118625968
Ja, heil.
IT'S OKAY WHEN DEREK SMART DELAYS HIS SHITTY GAME :^)))
>>118626353
My bet is he's one of those island niggers
>>118626650
perfectly ok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7n29gEV18w
it's early access after all
based dr smart has 2 phds
"I''m not gonna show you my tits"
-Dr. Derek Smart, 2k15
i know this is the wrong place to ask but when and where will there be a stream?
Someone get him to explain his feelings on this
have ds reaction images
>>118627560
twitchtv/starcitizen
1 hourfaggot.
>"No, I don't badmouth Chris Roberts"
That should be enough for you to realize quite how utterly insane this man is
>>118627650
>>118627808
He's the kind of guy that if he ever had to eat a person for sustenance he would start with the face. No class.
Sorry goons, what were you saying about Derek 'Cry and run' Smart being based?
>>118628545
Derek " Just fuck my Stream up, fam" Smart
>>118628545
Dr.StreamEcho, PHD, Smart.
Derek Smart is an assclown. But can somebody explain to me how he's worse than this fat sack of shit?
>>118628842
Ben at least makes the Goons ultra butthurt.
He may be incompetent, but he's not insane.
k lads, why do you hate derek? you know he wants SC to succeed right?
>>118628842
I miss James.
>>118629076
Fucking please.
>>118629116
>missing console faggots
nerds assemble
https://twitter.com/schteveturbo/status/652909349912846336
>>118629112
wtf is that how he got his powder past customs then
>>118629163
its a simple question
Have you ever been so cucked?
>>118629076
This.
Nothing Derek has said has been unreasonable.
>>118629112
I hate dress shoes so much fam. I wore those to an interview and felt like such a goob
>"CitizenCon" will have been running for 5 straight years before the game even has a release date
Do people really not have other things to spend money and time on?
Sitting in a room with a thousand other neckbeards who have never heard of deoderant smugly shilling a kickstarter scam must be much more interesting than I imagine it to be.
>>118629420
>>118629076
>>/out/
#DerekDidNothingWrong
>>118629515
fam?
>>118629579
>>118629516
>Being this obvious
I get it.
Derek turned out to be a massive pussy and its set you back.
But at least lose gracefully, holy fuck.
>>118629604
he's subtly calling you a nigger
>>118629112
>has millions
>buys a jacket that doesn't match his high school waiter outfit
>wears black dildo shaped shoes
smh tbh fam
>>118629861
I'm not even /fa/ but his outfit matches.
>>118629850
But then he's subtly calling everyone a nigger.
>>118630208
I never said you were the same person.
>>118630208
He didn't actually say that, though.
>>118629112
I expect there are at least 3 shitposters on the job of figuring out how much those shoes cost.
>>118630420
>>118630208
i don't get it, why is everyone replying to my post
Is there any likelihood sqadren 42 chapter 1 will be released today
>>118630694
there's always a chance anon
>>118630694
Today when most of the guys who would need to be ready during such a launch are at a convention? Nah
Stream where?
who #iamastarcitizen here?
>>118629525
But it really is a simple fucking question. Are you hating him because his opinion differs from yours?
>>118631418
#derekdindunuffin
>>118631463
The reason people hate him is because he's a walking shitpost that won't fuck off
>>118631463
Not that guy, but I hate him for the following reasons:
>he's a nigger
>his entire game development career sucks
>all of his "games" are shoddy, 2bit crapbuckets that are akin to steam greenlight garbage
>his voice is fucking stupid
I don't even care what he thinks about star citizen.
>>118631247
Should be /starcitizen on twitch. Doesn't seem to be live yet.
>>118631463
He acts melodramatic for attention, that's reason enough.
10/1 Arena Commander released to public
5/4F 2 minute speech on blockers
4/1 $200+ new ship
50/1 sub $50 new ship
2/1 Strong lesbian womxn of colour on display
Take your odds now, gentlemen.
what is the delay, where is the stream, i was told there would be a stream.
>>118632448
Twitch chat is saying something about 35 minutes, I'm guessing they fucked up and there's a half hour delay.
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/652919647306514432
>Citizen Con is starting SOON! We're currently on a slight delay; the stream will begin at 8:30 BST/12:30 PDT.
>>118632448
2 weeksyou should know this by now
>>118632448
Is this your first SC stream? It's always delayed and almost always a shit stream
>>118632448
>>118632519
It sounds shill as fuck, but I wonder if any of the delayed streams have to do with staff getting caught up socializing at the event
>>118632448
timer on page just got updated to 30 minutes
>>118632759
Chris just inhaled a baggie of coke off sandi's ass and now they're fucking like racehorses, dude needs some toweling off time after.
>>118632817
>Citizen Con is starting SOON! We're currently on a slight delay; the stream will begin at 8:30 BST/12:30 PDT.
>even their event gets delayed
this shit writes itself
>>118632985
>babbys first SC event
you know I changed my joystick curve around and AC is actually pretty fun...maybe it could be a little slower like in 1.6 but I'm pretty hype tbh
>you'll never be a semi-retired shitposter having drinks on the beach.
Why live?
Show me your waitingstation
>>118633171
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIn1_9YvGds
>>118633092
>being so humorless and delusional that you need to defend their inability to meet deadlines, even ones that simply require you to physically occupy a space at the time you say you will
>>118632445
wtf is that pic...moby dick ?/ i have no words
>>118632985
Wow, very clever of you anon.
>>118633173
>PC uncovered
doesn't that mess up the airflow brah?
>>118633296
and back to Reddit with you.
>>118633173
>Opencase computer
>misery all around your computer desktop space
>shit tier LG monitors and periferals
LMAO
not even going to comment on what you're eating, subhuman garbage/10
>>118633282
pathetic
You guys realise that the first hour of this is going to be community bullshit, right?
Between that, the delays and the stream inevitably going down for 40 minutes I think I'll just watch it tomorrow.
>>118633426
That shit tier case probably doesn't have any air "flow".
I bet they won't even apologies to DS or Contractor for pointing out obvious problems in CIG and with SC.
>>118633510
Should we channel for no cosplay segment?
Update from CIG:
Hey guys, I appreciate everyones patience during out network difficulties. We're monitoring this with our infrastructure partner.
>>118632445
I'll put 10 dollars on promises that won't be kept and yet another limited quantity Idris sale.
>>118633426
I've been using the dvd drive for a laptop using a sata->usb thingie. It's still attached, if I feel like playing some performance heavy I'll resemble it
citizencon is cancelled due to lack of fund tbh fam-
>>118633291
I'm not defending anything, it's always late and we always shit on the livestreams because of that.
Something is happening on stream now
I thought this shit kicked off at 3 EST.
Fucking CIG
>40 mins
>shows a small clip
>now 50 mins
top fucking kek
>delayed an hour already
haven't they been working exclusively on this demo for months now?
now a 50min delay this is crazy..smarts stream at least went out on time
>>118633625
>trusting venue internet
>>118633904
More like years
Come on guys it's not like you aren't used to waiting
Does it stop and buffer every couple seconds or is that just me
>>118633625
>Scout out location fucking months before hand
>Only look at the internet (one of the most important things for a livestreamed event) mere minutes before the actual event
As expected of Cloud Imperium "No more updates before the weekend because of no support!" Games.
>>118634032
just you
They're just fucking with the timer now
>>118634032Straya cunt
>>118633902
LOVE TRANSCENDS TIME MURPH
>>118633876
>share a coke
Wow, that's gross. Way to get someone else's saliva in your mouth.
Another 30 min delay JESUS
At this point after all these events it is like they deliberately think it's cool to be delayed. Even a broken clock is supposed to be correct sometimes.
>>118634281
>Even a broken clock is supposed to be correct sometimes.
>The countdown timer on the stream is inconsistent and representative of no actual start time
Art imitates life
this company has 90 mil of our funds...and this is there preview
argh christ sell sell sell
>>118634585
Just wait until it hits 00:00, based on past events it might reset to 10 minutes again or just stay 00:00 for 10 minutes
>>118624941
>https://www.youtube.com/c/DerekSmart3000ad/live
for all that money he has his apartment looks like total shit.
>clock goes down to 20 minutes
>back up to 50
>down to 14
>time no longer has any meaning
>>118634763
Found the goon, Boss.
>>118634838
>countdown hits 27 minutes
>cut to crowd sperging out
>fade back to timer at 50 minutes
>suddenly 15 minutes, then 32, then 14:32
I wish you had been right. I think time itself is having an existential crisis over their interpretation of what it's supposed to mean.
>10 - 50 -7
jesus crhsistadfasfafghbmhjkhj
This stream is really reminding me of the old Win 95 screensaver.
>getting trolled by disco lando
>>118635037
>rsi introduces it's newst feature to help expand the pretty limited game
>time travel!
>>118635232
My physics professor has told me about this.
Can it be that Ben's gravity is causing this?
It is hard to trust clocks when Bens gravitational pull is warping the spacetime itself
>>118635229
That was at least fast, exciting and started when you expected it to.
you should be happy they keep you updated
instead of waiting till zero and saying "sorry 2 weeks ;)"
>>118635130
The crowds at these things are always bad, they're constantly shouting things over whoever's currently talking.
>>118635314
Time dilation can be caused by a sufficient gravity well. Could be the stream is already over from their perspective.
>>118635314
>>118635335
hory shet
>>118635314
>>118635335
great minds think alike
It's starting
Does the whole thing take place under a supersonic jet?
>Just fucking starts with no warning
What was the point of the fucking timer then? Fucking hell.
>>118635523
Yes?
>that mark of shame on her arm
i'm already cringing like crazy
>>118635053
Call the Pequod
Oh wow she's quitting?
I just now realized i cant watch this ....my autism wont take it
>>118635665
rip sandy
>>118635314
>>118635335
Ben's weight transcends space and time and implants itself in the minds of many.
anonymous hate campaign... Anon!
