Gorseval will free us edition
Old Thread: >>122230265
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>Newfag Pasta
http://pastebin.com/h2HEYmPD
>WTF is this F2P shit?
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157?_ga=1.80588951.101251586.1436326577
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://heartofthorns.guildwars2.com
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://intothemists.com/calc/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/World_boss
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>Fashion Endgame
http://gw2-fashion.com/
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://gw2efficiency.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
It comforts me that by starting this thread right now you've doomed it to get spammed to shit.
>>122358972
You're using outdated OP pasta.
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/World_boss
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://www.gw2tp.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
gw2.ninja/timer
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>>122359076
That's the risk any /gw2g/ thread creator takes.
This general will always be spammed w/ shitposts. doesn't matter what guild advertises in the OP. Besides, pretty sure that faggot from FUN will be here either tonight or tomorrow night to spam 250+ charrpics.
>>122359171
>doesn't matter what guild advertises in the OP
Except it is. Your mapchat guild is pure disgrace even by gw2g standards.
>>122359278
>your mapchat guild
Im not even in Dorf, but I do agree that it's the /gw2g/ guild. Way better than that shitpost-centric guild 'HOPE'.
>>122358972
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Muu, Nalynea, Kealdrix, Aktium or Esilan
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>122359278
It's to the point there I don't care what NA guild is there, but I'd like to the EU guild dropped.
>>122359380
>not even in Dorf
then what the fuck do you know, stfu faggot stop egging on this retarded drama you fucking furry.
Should I keep any of these?They're all the same height, I'm just bad at cropping.
>>122359463
No
N OG A S A L L R A T S
>>122359420
Control your butthurt, Eher.
>>122359445
>egging on this retarded drama you fucking furry
I'm an ex-HOPE and ex-FUN member. tired of the furfaggotry taht plagued those guilds and this general.
wasn't even trying to egg on drama, just put the /vg/ guild info in the OP, stop complaining faggot.
>>122359158
your pasta has redundant information, also that useless furfag-erp related writebin. which is why I removed it a while ago from my pasta.
>>122172275
Kid, I was a full-blown thread lich before you were even in the damn crib. Don't you go around telling me what conversations I can or can't resurrect.
>>122359637
>removing gw2g made content
Geeez, you are massive faggot.
>>122359637
>complaining while telling anon not to complain
nice
>>122359713
my post wasn't a complaint, chill.
>>122359710
go back to tumblr, faggot.
>>122359703
>(you)
that actually made me chuckle.
Post necromancers
>>122360110
>>122359463
they're worthless, sell them to me
also give me a discount for buying in bulk, truth is i only want the first two
>>122359463
I like the third if her ears werent mossy
>>122360362
I'd lgladly bully any of your delicious necros, dros
>>122358972
>>122359389
Daily reminder not to join /gw2g/ Guilds
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
>>122360158
For what purpose?
>>122358972
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/World_boss
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://www.gw2tp.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
gw2.ninja/timer
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>>122360110
>>122361058
How much of your day is spent barbing?
It's Tuesday and raids were released.
What team composition will you and your raidm8s choose.
and tell me on a scale of 1-10 (10 being most difficult) will raids be.
Go.
>>122359637
>redundant information
into the mists doesn't even have elite specs, dipshit
>>122361262
Not enough.Literally 0 lmao no one wants me haha;_;
>>122359637
How about you stop being a sassy faggot and settle with something other than arbitarily removing things from OP?
>>122361286
10 auramancer d/f tempests
>>122360448
I'm a big fan of the green ears... I wanted a decent spread of colors, blue, green, pink, and hair tone, instead of a monochrome character.
>>122361581
You act as if the OP is something that's set in stone, people arbitrarily remove things and add things from the pasta as they see fit.
OP saw it fit to remove erpfan fic from the OP. you know why? because it's retarded and shouldn't have been included in the OP at all.
Why are you getting so butthurt about it?
>>122361778
I dont mind different hues, light green on light blue just isn't my jam
>>122361805
>erpfan fic
It's a compiled list of writings from anons. Even you could add new story to it.
>>122361805
It was here for years, and everybody was perfectly fine with it. Then you came and telling everyone that should and that should not be here?
How about putting your priceless opinion back in your ass and fuck off?
>>122361976
Chill man, i didn't even create the OP. I doubt anyone would have even noticed if he didn't point it out.
>getting so mad at something so trivial
Drosera, put this autistic faggot back on his leash.
>>122359637
Take your shitnigger furry fanfic and choke on it.
post sylvari
>>122360110
A while back I wondered why ANet changed the xp writs from granting 5% exp to needed 20 for a tome. Now I see why, w/ masteries taking xp.
Why does ANet pull shit like that. Those things could've actually been useful.
>>122359637
>"furfag-erp related writebin"
>More than half of the writebin are clean, non-ERP short stories.
>3/15 lewd stories are about charr
Just because anet removes content doesn't mean you should either.
>tfw we just can't get along with each other
>tfw cant decide on a character name.
Most annoying part in character creation.
>>122364491
The newfag pasta in the OP has links to name generators.
>>122364242
>shitty fanfic that 2, MAYBE 3 people care about, 2, MAYBE 3 people autistic enough to throw a tamper tantrum whenever it's omitted from the OP
>content
I mean for fuck's sake niggerface, most people don't even bother with the OP shitpsam. That's why you see people asking in thread for things that are in the OP like guilds or builds or well, fucking anything that's already in the OP, because people don't read it because it's a wall of fucking text.
should i go zerker DH?
>>122358972
i bought game when it was 10 dollars. made a human character, got bored and never played again. can i play game without expansion?
>>122364735
The core game, yes. And lucky for you, SW is the best moneymaker if you want to farm.
>>122364652
>"I don't like thing" - the post
>>122364652
>>122365467
>>122365295
There's your 2 people in the thread who actually give a shit about the furry erp fanfic
>>122365921
Me too. Already more than you.
>>122366259
Yeah count me in too lad that makes four of us.
>>122365921
I don't care about it, but I think you are a faggot. So count me in, too
A Revs actually shit or have people not leant them yet?
>>122368642
Neither, they're not shit and there's not much to learn about them.
How nerfed was Elementalist? I noticed that the enlarged staff-area trait is gone.. Huge bummer.
>>122368692
it's innate now mate
>>122360110
>>122365921
If you're still calling it furry erp (or even bad) then I'm positive you haven't actually looked at any of it.
I was going to write a proper post explaining myself, but it doesn't matter. This is the first time I've come back here in months and the state of this general is proving to me beyond all shadow of a doubt that there is nothing here left for anyone anymore.
>>122368878
>Tfw no living chak armour that occasionally applies immobilisationCool necromancer, by the way.
>>122368865
>>122368865
lel
>>122367794
If you don't care about it, then you're in the majority. Cause that's all I'm saying, is that most people don't give a shit about the OP copypasta.
But there's always 1 or 2 autistic faggots that throw a spergfit if their erp logs aren't included in the OP copypasta
>>122369004
No such thing as good fanfic. If you were good writers, you'd be writing books, not fanfic.
GAZE INTO NOIGHTMAARRHH
>>122369549
Who is that femsura
>>122369596
So majority is either don't care or wanting it to stay. Now feel free to disappear.
>>122369102
anon...
>>122369676
>anet will never add his gravity magic as an elementalist elite spec
why live
>>122369693
Krys, who left in 2013 sometime.
>>122369792
see >>122358972
Not even the man who makes the gw2g wants you here Drosera, time to leave.
>>122369792
Chak goo is not chak armour, Dros. Well, maybe for light professions.
>>122369838
Gravity Well is just that, though. Just a lot gayer and more pink.
>>122368691
The only variant I've seen that is any use in pvp is a tanky one with blocks for days. The hammer is kinda annoying in team fights but that's about it.
They are terrible in 1v1's
this game is fucking dying
>>122370048
its not too bad for armor... just have to keep yourself moving so it stays warm..
>>122369761
I don't care, as I completely ignore the wall of text OP posts.
I'm only complaining about their spergfits about it not being included. Because this is not the first time they've thrown spergfits about it.
>>122370114
>pic
lol'd heartily
>>122370175
>>122369792
lewd as fuck, I don't mind seeing you covered in goo though
>finally ding 80 and finish the god awful story quest
>reach HoT areas and finish the prologue quest
>greeted with nothing but group events with not a single person nearby
What a start
Everyone said to get laurels. Why? buying ascended trinkets? What to buy for ele?
Also, how into infusion? somewhere i read it can only apply to rings and amulets, somwhere that its universal, some that the only point for it is agony resistance etc...
>>122370048
I wanted tornado to be something like gravity well is so bad
But nope, it's still a shitty transformation and "I'm a huge target with no heals or invulnerability skills available to me in this form, I also have the lowest health and armor in the game by default, please go in dry"
>>122360110
Strong independent blackromancer / sp00ky Nazgûl
>>122370645
>I've seen some shit
>play Auramancer
>DH and Ranger run up to me
>activate Magnetic Aura
>wait 4 seconds
>overload earth
This is too easy
>>122370490
Tornado is the worst elite skill in the game. I am baffled that it has stayed in its current state for so long.
At least Anet finally acknowledged that it sucks in the same stream where they dropped the icebow nerf. Recognizing the problem is the first step to fixing it. Just wait, I am sure that it will be fixed sometime within the next two years. I am sure that it won't be in the next balance patch though, they are way too slow for that.
Why do people use the retard-face on rats?
>playing the fight of Heros Dusk
>have 2 Necros on the team
>they say they defend
>muck around with a guardian while the enemy team whittles down our lord little by little
So much cancer!
>>122371462
It's not one of the 'ugly' ones. Your average rat player thinks of them as gnomes or small humans and wants them to resemble humans as much as possible. Same reason why the rat/Tassi
>>122372052
Honestly the "artists" are simply shit at what they're doing.
>>122371462
Because it's the closest in-game approximation to your face, quasimodo.
>>122370407
lewd!
>>122372052
>Your average rat player thinks of them as gnomes or small humans and wants them to resemble humans as much as possible
True for the average guy with one asura, that's why you see so many horrible looking babyfaces. Rat fanatics want them to be like sharkratgoblins and thus rarely use the babyfaces.
>>122372052
>Same reason why the rat/Tassi
faces are so popular. They resemble a 'good-looking' human more than the other faces such as Kappa/Zojja face.
Somehow submitted my post a bit too early.
>>122372178
I guess. I have a couple of rats myself, but most of them are just mule or PvP characters. People frequently call my msuras ugly because they use the same face as Phlunt. It's like people expect pretty asuras to share the same facial aesthetics as a human. Hell, for all I know Phlunt could be the biggest fucking pimp in Rata Sum because his toad-ish face is considered hot stuff among rats.
>>122372150
Made me laugh way harder than it should have.
>mfw 200% participation on TD
>mfw idling for easy crystals
Why is this map so shit its not even worth playing?
>>122372381
Maybe his face isn't attractive but he has other qualities to make up for it like floppy ears and big head full of snarky wit.
>>122372787
TD's map layout is annoying as fuck and even after you get used to it it can still be a mess to navigate the remote areas. The chak gerent event is pretty cool but unfortunately the rewards are really lackluster, something that all of the HOT maps suffer from. Doesn't help that the reward track system is retarded as fuck. Theoretically I could help out with every single event on the map and still get close to no ley line crystals because I had to leave 5 minutes before the meta event progressed and awarded everyone with one of the big chests.
>>122372787
Because it feels very splintered between the outposts due to the maze separating them, and the meta event is painful mechanics- and rewards-wise.
It's a shame, I'm one of the few people who actually like the zone and its hard to navigate, labyrinthine caves.Dragon's Stand a best zone, though.
>>122373128
Dragon's Stand is nice but it's got the same issue of little reward for all the effort. Of course I would be better appeased if they'd just give us Crystalline ore from event completion or meta-event chests.
>Reward system based on event participation, encouraging players to play a lot on a single map.
>Diminishing returns still exist on event rewards, encouraging a player to leave the map or to AFK for free rewards when participation is high enough.
I don't even know what to say.
>>122373128
>this revenant will never hold your hand as you explore the Chak infested tunnels together
>>122373128
Are those comfy looking pair of pants the aetherblade leggings? Maybe I should pick up that armor set for them.
>>122373229
Yeah, I definitely agree. I just really like its design and the relatively straightforward meta event.
>>122373229
But that would mean that you would have a little bit of time for exploration, achievements, treasure mushrooms and taming ranger pets after the DS meta is finished. We can't be having that, we need everyone to be forced to rush to the pods before they de-spawn.
>>122373325
>Handholding
Too lewd.
>>122373380
Aetherblade heavy leggings, yeah. Preview it with your/other sets first, though. It doesn't play very well with some pieces (as you can see from the belt half-clipping in my case, but I just pretend it's a buckle). The "flaps" also clip with weapons.
>>122373128
>Do Dragon Stand events
>Get diminishing returns on event experience
Nice game
>>122373380
Yeah, aetherblade leggings. I believe they even are on sale at the moment.
>>122370469
Late response, but since you got 0 replies.
>Why? buying ascended trinkets?
Yes.
>What to buy for ele?
Kinda depends on your build and preferred gamemode. Berserker trinkets are probably most useful for PvE since they maximize damage (since they fit on most the other classes too).
If you aren't quite ready to risk getting oneshot by everything in the game, celestial a solid choice too specifically for ele, since they can tap into various sources of damage and healing.
Lots of ele's get celestial trinkets and specially for different gamemodes with various armor sets and runes.
In any case, don't waste laurels on trinkets which focus on healing or some other niche without proper damage capabilities unless you want to use some niche build in WvW or something.
>how into infusion?
Those only really come into play once you start running fractals.You can buy said infusions inside the fractal hub with the currency you gain from playing fractals or through drops inside said fractals.
You can also get infusions from WvW which can boosts your stats for a very tiny amount.
Does anyone know if there's something specific causing the bug that prevents from receiving the Order backpack upgrade items from story steps?
>>122374480
What exactly do you mean? I literally just unlocked the final backpiece and I don't think I ran into any bugs.
Is this bow edgy or ok? Its the DH collection by the way!
>>122374569
I think there might be a bug that applies the one-time acquisition rule globally, across the three items. I got the upgrade items for the Whispers backpack, but not for the Priory one on a subsequent story run.
The leather strap was on the rewards screen and everything, but it's still locked on the collection screen.
>>122374962
>>122374480
I got the bug as well. What I did was I had to redo the entire story again on an another character to properly receive the item upgrades for the collection.
>>122374962
If you got the Whispers items on one character you'll have to do the story on a different character. That's how I did it at least.
>>122375495
Quick question - did both of those characters complete the core story? Just wondering if the bug happens or has a higher chance of happening to those who don't have the core story completed.
>>122375664
Yep, that's what I did.
>>122374603
The bow is good but your character looks horrible
Martin Luther: The Title
>>122374603
>scarf
>white hair
>bunny ears
>FHD
But the bow is decent enough.
>>122371276
>fixing it
That just means I'll get a CD reduction and a damage buff. It'll be even more overpowered than it was before. The salt generated will cure meat on contact. It will be delicious and the only people who don't realize how retarded tornado can be just can't read tooltips and I'm not surprised given the playerbase.
>>122375770
Scarf is comfy, bunny ear is cute whats wrong with them?
>>122375703
What do you mean by core story? If you mean Personal Story, then yes, the second character that I did on had finished all of it. My first one is a revenant and didn't have his core story finished.
>>122375763
This reminds me
http://strawpoll.me/6012777
>>122375826
Yeah, the 1-80, "vanilla" personal story with Zhaitan at the end of it. Thanks! Looks like it might be a bug related to that, since I experienced the bug on a character that didn't have the personal story finished.
I'll have to try it on an alt who has it done. Thanks!
>>122375873
Whispers so I can have meetings with all the priory qt's during work hours
What is the ideal ratio of smugness to thickness for an asura?
Can someone please explain to me what the hell is going on at the thaumanova reactor fractal on level 34?
First we went inside this room where we had to open some door but the girl on the radio said we failed (?) to save the people and there was nothing else to do.
Then we arrived at this radiation filled room where everyone instantaneously died by putting foot into it.
We tried for a hour but no chance, even putting the first cooling rod changed nothing.
What are we missing?
>>122376339
You're missing a whole lot of git gud.
>>122376504
That was very helpful. So, how do you do it? My character is almost immobile and is almost death by the time he stops puking when entering.
I'm not complaining, I'm seriously having problems understanding what I have to do, so an explanation would help. Thanks.
>>122376646
Notice how your weapon skills get replaced? Think they might do something? Notice how your utilities don't get replaced? Think they might do something? Notice how you're on the Internet and there's probably a guide somewhere on this subject like maybe even in the OP of this thread? Also git gud.
>>122376893
I don't understand why are you being so rude but hey, that's ok.
So I have a skill that makes me puke. That doesn't help.
Another skill gives me fear, but that's not faster.
The last skill implies that by mashing it my character goes faster, but by the time I get 4-5 stacks I die. I used my autoheal and my utilities, but those did nothing useful.
Again, I'm asking for help and the only thing you can say is "get gud" and "go read a guide lol".
Then what's the point of this thread in the first place?
>>122376646
Look up a guide from youtube, reading explanations off wiki wont do you much good.
>>122376893
>Notice how your weapon skills get replaced? Think they might do something?
Epic ruse m8. The skills they swap to are a beginner's trap.
>>122377005
To remind shitters that they need to improve their ability.
>>122377082
Someday, anon, they're going to make it so you have to use those skills and run in as a team supporting each other. Mark my words.
Those will be dark times.
>>122377085
Thanks, you are really useful. Don't worry, I'll soon go away from this thread, so it will either return being dead and full of avatarfaggers.
post facegore
>>122374603
>Jeff's waifu changed her armor
It was better the first time
>>122377205
Good. Hope you manage to stop being a shitter out there.
>>122377268
>>122375763
What's that material reward?
>>122377171
Oh god, just imagine the horror if they shifted the room to lock out all class mechanics, utilities and healing etc. like the annoying hero point at AB
>gw2
>skill
>>122377496
Gift of Ascension, basically just saves you 500 fractal relics.
>>122377294
Who?
>>122373128
elena are you new avatarfag?
Post sharksuras
>>122377268
>ley-line sparks have ~50% to drop
>you need 250 for a legendary
>a single chak acid is 8 leyline crystals
>on average a single leyline spark works out to be around 16 crystals
>this works out to be around 4,000 crystals
>an average blank t0 - gerent (fail) usually results in maybe 200 - 400 crystals if you're lucky
>it takes 2 hours for this to fully run through
>assuming an average of around 300 per "run" that's 150 per hour
>it could literally take you nearly 27 hours of solid farming, NOT INCLUDING OPENING THE CHESTS to get all the sparks
>this is just for one fourth of the fulgurite
>fugurite requires you to do this for every other map
>you also need Crystalline Ore to make the ingots
>this requires you to do a full 2 hour run in Dragon Stand and can usually net around 10 - 15 per run, averaging at 12.
>these obviously can't be done at the same time
>even more hours of farming this shit, just to make one single part of the Gift of Maguuma Mastery, of which you still need 200 Spirit Shards, full HoT map completion and whatever the fuck Gift of Insight is.
>Gift of Maguuma Mastery is probably the easy bit
Holy fuck this is insane. Muh new legendaries requiring muh legendary effort. More like legendary fucking grind
>>122373287
Current day Anet is not the Anet that made GW2. Wouldn't be surprised if current day Anet doesn't even know about the diminishing returns mechanic in their own game.
>>122377294
>>122378368
that's not me, anon
>>122379219
>meanwhile swimming in the leyline counterparts for VB and AB due to Crystalline ore farming in DB
Put the fucking sparks in DS pods already shitnet.
>>122378560
Yes.
>>122379404
Honestly Anon it's probably quicker to just farm the Story. 40 Crystalline Ore, 15 Auric Dust, 15 Leyline Sparks and 25 Airship parts. I imagine you could get a quick run done in maybe 3 hours with a few friends.
>>122379219
I have literally amassed 3 stacks of leyline sparks while working on Hivemaster
I managed to sell most of one stack to various guilds trying to finish upgrades for mad dosh
Just look for TD taxis ~30m before the meta, go tag some of the easier events (clear Teku Nuhoch of chak, kill chak crown, etc.), then go to Nuhoch lane (assuming you know how to do it) so it won't fail and cut your crystal flow short, making sure to tag the chak waves that spawn. None of the other lanes have a chance in hell of failing, even in pub hands, so it's fine.
Also, just log on your Reaper and train all over any chak between you and your next cache, or any chak during the tons of meta events, and you'll amass a retarded amount of Nuhoch stashes, more than any other zone by far.
>>122379404
Noxious pods drop all the zone currencies
>>122379231
Even with a scarf and bunny ears Jeff would be better off with her, you wanton tramp
S Rank husbando - danse
S Rank waifu - curie
>>122382063
>What it gotted
>>122373731
>too lewd
sigh iktf all too well
just murder me, or I'll find a chak to I guess
For the specialization weapon achieves, does it matter which class I'm on if I'm farming for accessories drops? I.E if I'm on necro and I want to farm steam powered timepiece for my chrono
>>122384767
I'd scold you as amotherwould for being such a morally deprived FHD, instead.
>>122385238
Nope, doesn't matter. The exception is maybe the revenant gear, which is soulbound on acquisition at the moment. So while you can collect the pieces of that collection on alt, you might want to complete the last ones on your revenant if you intend on using the Mistward stuff as actual gear.
>>122385461
>I'd scold you as a mother would for being such a morally deprived FHD, instead.
Holding somesones hand isn't that bad!!wanting to play in the warm goo of giant phallus monsters on the other hand..
>>122386339
consider killing yourself
>>122373905
thanks mate, 'prisiate it
>>122385238
As long as you have the collection unlocked it shouldn't matter, save for the profession-specific ones (in particular the "experience stealth gliding as X" one)
>>122381468
are you the anon that's into big guys?
>>122387076
I don't think that would be fun to rp, usually having another person help makes it more fun
>>122388140
What happened to Oothier?
>>122388297
I'm at work, I didn't feel like typing the whole name out
>>122388140
>>122388487
>being this much of a schizophrenic
>>122388636
You realize that's drosera right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LagwG7bieEA
>>122389056
I have only been here for the past two threads, I started playing 1 week ago and found the general here but from what I've seen everyone here has an obsession with asura (they are ugly as fuck whats wrong with you), and that drosera guy keeps posting screenshots and text sex?
>>122387535
I'm the anon that's against white-haired profligates hanging around Jeff
>>122389569
>and that drosera guy keeps posting screenshots and text sex?
yea basically, I don't post any of my ERP here, but I like to post lewd gw2 stuff like >>122386339
>>122373325
>I've seen everyone here has an obsession with asura (they are ugly as fuck whats wrong with you)
there are some cute asura though... maybe this game just makes you a degenerate the more you play it
someone post a charr for me, apparently 4chan's images aren't loading!! dang
>>122389885
i guess you're out of luck then! sorry!
>>122390979
>I don't post any of my ERP here
why not :(
>>122390979
> maybe this game just makes you a degenerate the more you play it
Or maybe you were already a degenerate, dont blame the game for it. The first thing people said to me when I was linked the thread was to be careful with you
>Accidentally buy the wrong item at the gemstore and when I meant to buy a different one
>Contact support and they say to delete the item (but it unlocks the skin just by having it in your inventory)
>Support mails me the item I meant to buy and refunds the gems spent on the other item
>Got two skins for zero gems
neat-o
>>122391658
Don't blame him, blame his upbringing!
>>122390979
Is it true you've played necro and scat before?
>>122391938
Please don't sing when we're shit flinging.
>>122361220Thanks for leading DS south last night.
>>122391296
filesize too big %^)
but for real, no reason to, I want to add the good stories to the writebin eventually though
>>122391658
>Or maybe you were already a degenerate, dont blame the game for it.
yea... plus I like the game anyway
>The first thing people said to me when I was linked the thread was to be careful with you
I don't really know what to say to that besides; make sure to make your own judgement as well, I'm a bit silly here but its not like I can hurt you or something.. usually I'm the one being bullied..
>>122392096
I do play necro, Im not into scat unless its
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6oXW_YiV6g
>>122392560
Oh, alright.I still want someone to kill my violent battle-obsessed charr and humiliate him post-mortem.
Dros made me a degenerate
>>122391658
>first thing people said to me when I was linked the thread was to be careful with you
lucky, no one warned me about dros now i'm a degenerate barbslut addicted to bloodstone dust
>Go to do story achievements, because why not, I need more mastery points anyway.
>Get into instance
>All achievements are available.
>Get to first achievement
>Unclickable despite qualifying for them.
>Fine, report it and move to the next.
>Creature doesn't even spawn.
>Fine, rereport the whole instance, screencapping my qualifications.
>Exit instance
>Retry, still fails to activate.
>Frustrated now.
>Go to another instance.
>Same thing as before.
COME ON ANET.
>>122392907
Is that Prisoners of the Dragon and the gryphon nest you're trying to do?
I had a "bug" (no idea if it actually was one or whether it's intentional) where I had to complete the instance on that character before attempting achievements, even if I'd completed the instance on my main beforehand.
It's funny, I got Stick the Landing on the first run. The story step achievements are really wonky.
>>122392672
tfw I've murdered people for gold in ERP
>>122392687
>>122392802
same
who else a degenerate because they weren't warned about Drosera?
*raises paw*
>>122392560
>I do play necro
Several of them, in fact!
>>122393545
I was warned, but still...
>all these people drosera korrupted
>he thinks he is the victim
>>122393361
How much gold?
What was the method of murder?
...Was it hot?
>>122393965
>How much gold?
this was before HoT so the rates were higher, but I did a deal that was 25g beforehand, 25g after as long as they liked it
>What was the method of murder?
I was told to literally "suck the soul" out of her
>...Was it hot?
for her I suppose, I probably would have done it a different way that made it more fun for me, but they were looking for something specific
>>122393937
>>122392687
>>122393501
and for all those people I korrupted!! I'm sorry!!! I didn't know!
>>122392225Here in level one of robot hell
Don't worry Drossie, you can't korrupt a nornfu that's already a pervert :^)
>>122392225
>>122394454
Shitposting's wrong and so is drama, so is posting low-res screenshots, let's let lady luck decide, what kind of greentext is justified, no janitors are here on level two!
you will never have drosera sit on your face while summoning flesh wurm down your throat
Could someone who knows summarize the Mesmer against the Elementalist in PvE and PvP in how well they do?
i.e. if Elementalist are more entailed in PvE/PvP than the Mesmer or w.e.
I'm really trying to figure out a main in HoT and can't really decide which one. I play all modes; pvp etc
>>122393207
Its actually prisoners of the dragon, and yeah I hadn't done it on the character, but I went and checked it out on the instance before and those achievements weren't working either.
>>122394393
would you do something for gold again?
>>122395886
My only advice is to complete the PoD instance one more time and then attempt it again, which is what fixed it for me.Either that or wait for ArenaNet to respond.
>>122395350
Ele
>PVE
Get a staff, zerker gear (sub in a few pieces of valk if you aren't so good at dodging, turn them into zerk once you git gud) and a staff. Camp fire and spam your 2 and 5 off CD. You can also be a Tempest and use Air Overload now and then to stack a shitload of vuln + get some more damage into that cycle. Make sure to pack some blasts and take the persisting flames trait so you shit out might and fury by blasting your 2. And if tempest, overload Fire every so often for more might/damage.
>PvP
Dagger/Dagger. Celestial amulet. Hoelbrak or Strength runes. Cantrips. Where in PvE you were a glass DPS at range, here you're a moderately tanky melee bruiser. LEarn your various fields/blasts, stack yourself a shitload of might to punch people in the face and use your water attunement/water dodges/cantrips to keep yourself standing.
Mesmer
>PvE
Be a chronomancer, use a sword, shit out clones and shatter forever so that everyone is covered in alacrity always. On bosses with invuln phases take Timewarp and abuse your F5 shatter to ensure you get two Timewarps in on burn phases.
>PvP
Chronomancer. Take a shield or torch offhand and use that to make yourself a hard to kill cunt while spamming clones and shatters. Try to use sword to set up an immobilize->shatter combo. In zerk/marauders with full illusions you can kill just about anything short of a full bunker build with that and maybe a couple more skills.
I've played a lot more ele than mes (which shows in my descriptions) but mesmer seems to play largely the same in both gamemodes. Ele only changes because it's PVP playstyle is too low damage for the DPS race that is PvE, and it's DPS build is too glassy PVP.
>>122396390
it was more just an opportunity, it was something that they wanted to do RPwise and they liked "wasting" the gold
I like rping for free : )
Why is it so difficult to find a decent guild, in the game GUILD wars?
I thought the guild I had was okay, they did missions at an okay speed they're not too annoying or distracting in teh guild chat.
But just earlier today they started creaming themselves over the tranny npc in LA, and skipped doing the final guild mission because they'd rather go visit the NPC.
I mean he's been in there for fucking ages, I joined in on the conversations making sure to say "he" or "him" when referring to that NPC, and I got a lot of angry whispers telling me to be respectful. Told them trannies are mentally ill so now they're all going mental.
Where can I find a good guild that cares about gameplay that finishes missions/dungeons/raids/fractals with minimum uneccessary bullshit.
It's also a plus if they're bitter assholes who hate everything.
>>122368865
Who is that femsura all the way to the right in the trenchcoat?
>>122396639
Not the same Anon, but while we're on that topic, what's the better second weapon? I'm running s/s but it feels a little off and I can't explain it.
>>122397421
There's always the femsura erp guild.
What do you guys think about this setup? I really like the aetherblade pants but I'm not sure wether it fits the other armor pieces. I want to keep using the gloves, boots and I'm a bit unsure about the chest piece. Opinions?
>>122399165
As long as those aren't the dyes you want to use.
>>122399361
Ignore the dye setup. I'm gonna redo that from scratch. Just focus on the armor pieces now.
light armors look like ass, good god
people bitch about medium armors being trench coats 90% of the time but at least they look decent
>>122398063
Are you using Sword/Sword as Mesmer or do you mean Sword/Shield? Are you even Mesmer? Are you talking about PvE or PvP?
You're not specific enough.
Been using this style for ages. How's my Norn?
>>122398063
Offhand is kind of situational.
>Focus
Use this when you need swiftness/pulls (Temporal Curtain), or a means of projectile destruction/reflection (the phantasm for both, Temp. Curtain for the latter if traited)
>Shield
If you need channeled blocks (two back to back if something hits you the first time!) and an interrupt. Pretty alright.
>Sword
For a weaker block + more damage, as the phantasm hits pretty hard and pretty often as far as phantasms go.
>Pistol
Interrupt + damage. Not too exciting but functional.
>Torch
PRetty niche, mostly for PvP/WvW builds that stealth-spam. Personal invis can be useful when solo though.
>>122399896
bdsm slut/10
>>122399693
Chronomancer PvE. I have sword/shield as one weapon set, I'm wondering about the other.
Why does Oothier wear panties on her hands?
>>122399896
>Someone I'd target while passing by so my friends can laugh at you for having shit taste and a shit legendary /10.
There's worse though I guess.
>>122400475
How did you pull your characters model into Maya
>>122400475
they are her gloves! thats so cute Niu!
>>122400703
3DRipper and days of work.
It's easy if you just want a random model, but if you want to give it some use, you will have to spend some time on it.
Necromancer or Ranger ?
Mostly for solo play, zergs and dungeons.
>>122400475
Let us know once you finish porting her skeleton to Second Life.
>>122401035
I wannasitOothier down against the grass andhold her hand pleasantly
Lazy sunday, what are you listening to while you run in the jungle waiting for meta events?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CY7XONXf07U
>>122401895
https://soundcloud.com/infinite-ammo/night-in-the-woods-ost-preview/reposts
>>122400213
Either sword/sword or sword/focus if u need reflects.
>>122401893I'm ok with this
>>122400475
>>122401035
I think you made your gf backpack backwards
or the eye patch is on the wrong eye
>>122401895
Are you my doppelganger?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9MAzeIa-p0
>by chance read up on Lord Faren on the wiki
>the information is still outdated
Cmon, I thought this wiki was managed by Anet themselves
>>122403904
No, its user content, anet is hoster.
>2015
>not having few hundreds of editsfor charr pages
>>122379013
>>122405238
I feel like the rifle needs more use.
Wouldnt it be neat if a class could use the rifle as a shotgun? Wherein most skills have a 900 or so range, and get far more effective at 600-300.
Ideally that'd be the warrior's thing, but the only logical recipient I can see getting a rifle now is thief or ranger since the warrior's got it already.
>>122399559
Try embroidered. When I get the right dyes I'm going to shoot for a Gerudo look.
>>122405751
>Literally what Engineers do.
>>122405751
>ranger
>logical recipient
Not according to Anet.
Is it even worth playing on F2P? I don't have 100$ just laying around.
>>122406452
sure
it has a really good f2p model
>>122406430
>still spreading this myth
>>122406452
The differences between the editions is in a link in the OP. It's not too bad, aside from not being able to do any of the xpac stuff.
>>122406452
>being a poorfag
>tfw boyfriend buys you expensive skins
>>122406594
>The differences between the editions is in a link in the OP
Yeah, I've read that, but I wasn't sure how much impact on game itself it have.
Well, I might as well try that. Thanks for answers.
>>122406791
>liking dicks
>>122407085
>not liking dicks
>>122407085
>>122407184
>Having opinion about dicks
>>122407085
but i am a girl, i play FHD
