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Chak - Edition
Old Thread: >>122108316
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/World_boss
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://www.gw2tp.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
gw2.ninja/timer
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Drosera Korruptia, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, or Boon Dispenser
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Muu, Nalynea, Kealdrix, Aktium or Esilan
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
Finally a thread worth posting in
post hot femasura sluts
>>122230584
No, post hot Chak sluts.
4th for hot femsalad ejaculations
>>122229908
sigh, Fine.
Why is gliding so satisfying?
>>122230815
now kneel.
>>122230815
Cover yourself, you wanton slut of the night.
>>122230584
>>122230725
>anything but charr
>hot
>>122230815
I love you.
Please kneel on me...
>>122230969
exactly, except phrase it like "anything BUT charr? hot"
>[HOPE] discussing modern politics right now
>>122231179
>FHD butthurt
So, despite HOPE and DORF being full of shitty shitposters who shit up shit, is there a /vg/ guild actually fucking worth joining?
My exotic slots want easy ascended accessories.
>>122230265
https://youtu.be/9-3Sp-chmsc
>>122230265
do NOT whisper any of these NA names
DO whisper these:
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>122231626
Edarkness, Cu ck off. Are you upset that you have to spam this shit because you were cu cked and usurped by Drosera?
>>122231626
WOW, why do you keep bring ing up this old Copy pasta, Everyone KNOWS Drosera is the guild leader of DORF now! God stop being so butthurt about it.
>>122230852
>>122230815
*giggles on skype*
>>122230871
you kneel to me plebian
>>122231137
maybe... you asked nicely
>>122231581
lewd..
what are you listening to anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3472Q6kvg0
why is dylan so hawtfor cawk?
>>122232764
whisper me for erpdylan the almighty
*giggles on skype*
>>122230265
>>122231626
Daily reminder not to join /gw2g/ Guilds
Daily reminder that all HOPE/avatarfags/tripfags/ratposters/catposters/ERPers/FHD are the shitposters/cancer of this general
Do your job against these shitposting tripfags, report them.
>>122233641
there is litereally nothing wrong with erp
>>122233710
There's literally everything wrong with erping.
Kill yourself hopefag.
>>122233752
i'[m in DN
>>122233752
Whats wrong with erp?
>>122233710
>>122233752
what is bad about ERP?
>>122233641
>implying ratposters are bad
>implying erpers are bad
>>122234092
Ratfucker DETECTED
do asurans lay eggs?
>>122234346
only effie is bad out of ratfuckers, catfuckers and fhd's are on average much worse
and i must admit i'd fuck this rat
where is squatfu?
>>122234483
being barbed by the barb boys at barb citaddel while that cheetah femcharr is knocked out under her
>tfw no monogamous cat wife
>tfw still with my monogamous rat wife years later
>>122235156
>>>>years
>>122235226
Years!
>>122236065
is that where eggs come from?
>>122235665
Yeah i feel you
>>122236123
>>122235665
GET A ROOM EDARK AND SHIGGLY
>>122236065
Give me the full rat in the pink leotard doing /sleep
>>122235156
You, too? I didn't think there was another that long-running.
>>122235665
Go have Hatesex with Shiggy and the rest of HOPE then.
>>122236065
You act as if you've never seen an ear before.
>>122234480
I want to know the name of this rat
And also the brown hyena one with the hat
i want to cum inside hope femsuras
>>122237428
There are no femsuras left in hope
>>122236502
I do my best not to expose ourselves to the thread.
>>122237519
That's probably wise.
>>122237472
There's a couple still, I like the one with the hat
post them
>>122238003
flunkky? i guess shes kinda cute though mostly because of the attire and name rather than face or personality
>>122238003
but there aren't any cute ones left except peachy
I'm about 23 silver away from having 10 gold for the first time
What should I buy to celebrate?
>>122238376
is this artists work the only asura watersports out there?
i WILL cum inside ALL ex-hope femsuras
>>122238490
Lots of chocolate
And give it to your waifu
That's a big mace.
>>122239169
For you
>>122239169
>>122239558
nobody cared who I was, until I put on the mask
I want salad sluts
I want salad porn
I want to cum on all the slyvari!
>>122239654
kneel slut
>>122239654
take off your leggings and cry.
>>122239723
why does she love to "kneel" so much?
>>122239654
BANE?
>>122239903
>>122239723
>>122239692
>>122239654
>>122239558
>>122239169
hopefags in full force tonight.
Shitposting neverends
>>122240010
Damn you caught me in the act. Sorry friend.
>>122240010
Hi been browsing the general for a couple days, I have seen a few names for guilds and Im really confused on which one to join, Im NA btw.
>>122240010
Im not even in Hope I am just here for salad porn.
post cute and comfy things
>>122240010
I'm not in Hope, I just ran across the Norn with the mace and took a screenshot.
>>122240226
>>122240192
Join HOPE if you want to be surrounded by autism!
Where do I a twin?
>>122240465
THE DAY ISN'T OVER YET.
PUT, THE WIG, ON.
>>122240465
tell me about oothier
why does she erp?
>>122240192
If you want to be surrounded by erpers, autistic fags, fags, furfags, and play by yourself most of the time(its a clique-based guild, if you arent in a clique, you wont be partied up with others). Join HOPE
If you want to be surrounded by autists, be in a friendly environment, and have fun with other anons, join Dorf.
>>122240192
EU here, I don't have anything to do with either guilds but Hope seems to be the better one, DORF looks like a trainwreck made by buttmad hope members.
Explain this.
>>122240752
>she
>>122240858
A girl using a game as an excuse to give the boy she like-likes a smooch on the cheek.
>>122240695
THATS AN OLD PHOTO
>>122240192
if you are serious and really aren't sure, I would just join whichever guild sounds right to you and look around, you can join up to 5 guild and nothing says you have to stay once you join
>>122240858
Marjory and Kasmeer are both characters who are investigators, along with being in a romantic relationship with each other. The children are trying to play a game in which they emulate the investigators, however the girl uses that romantic relationship as an excuse to try and kiss the boy.
>be BG
>a lot of my Frenchfags buddies from [asc] didn't log in for our nightly all call
>weird these guys are always on
>open the news
I hope they are alright.
>>122240830
Seeing as FUN is full of furries and faggots, just like HOPE is. I would understand where you're coming form.
kill yourself eufag
>>122240858
You don't like GW2's progressive writing?
>>122240858
ERP
>>122241160
>>>/pol/ & not your fucking blog
>>122240752
"I just called in the flight plan which lists me, my clique, Dr. Osera here, and only 1 of you
first one to post waifus gets to stay on my airship"
>all these Gemstore sales
Does this mean they'll put new stuff on the store soon?
Has this happened before?
>>122241545
hello yes
>>122230265
drosera getting his clique in full force to snipe the OP
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Chippey
EU: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Maerahd, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you.
>>122241734
you forgot to post the waifu senpai
>>122242135
boppsi is the best waifu
>>122240764
Boy this totally isn't bait
>>122240830
>DORF looks like a trainwreck made by buttmad hope members.
if the other reply you got didn't give it away, you nailed it.
>>122242174
Don't lie.
edarkness where are you, please save us from this hell
>>122242174
>>122242125
I like drosera more than you
>>122242302
>>122242283
When will you Hopefags get off Dorfs/edarks back. the guy isn't even the one instigating most of the time.
All he did was create a new guild and advertised it here. Other anons are the ones who wanted it to be the new /gw2g/ guild.
Hopefags makin me baka desu senpai.
Drosera, why does your guild display so much passive aggressive behavior?
>>122241623
it's the seasonal change.
>>122242546
But does this mean newskimpy outfits
>>122242493
its obvious that you would HOPEfag, now fuck off to your erp
>>122242536
I'm sorry edarkness but you really shouldn't be upset that your guild was usurped by drosera.
boppsi t b h
>>122242484
cute lil boppsi
>>122242676
>edarkness
think again ;]I'm not even in DORF
>>122242536
>>122242963
bait confirmed, another epic start to the weekend /gw2g/
please unblock me
>>122230387
Femsuras are going to love this monster.
>>122242536I don't mind DORF advertising here, I even said I would put Effie's guild in the copy pasta at one point, the issue is that you are shitposting about HOPE/"HOPEposters" constantly especially when there are posts like this
>>122242125
>drosera getting his clique in full force to snipe the OP
how can you even say
>the guy isn't even the one instigating most of the time.
Why even bring it up? post your recruitment and move on, nobody wants guild drama except the people instigating it which in this case is the one posting the guild recruitment for DORF
>>122243197
Who are you?
>>122242125
DORF and HOPE are cancer. Cant wait to see DORF in PvP so I can corpse jump you all.
>>122243256
less guild stuff more bullysera
DORF ISNT EVEN A VG GUILD WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO FUCKING RETARDED JESUS
>>122243431
this, post more asura
>>122243449
This is true, its a map chat guild
ALIUMS SUSPECTED
PLEASE ADVISE
OVER
>>122243197
I don't even have you blocked anymore, man. If you have something to say then say it.
>>122243431
>>122243513
>>122243197
what kick do you get out of shitposting? i dont understand
Does DORF pvp often?
I can't wait to match up against them and kick their asses.
>>122243583
posting asura is shitposting...
there are a lot of people here who are going to disagree with you
>>122243256
who the fuck else do you think would write HOPE info on OP? DORF? some random anon?
>>122243717
what does it matter, post your DOERF shit and move on
I don't cry when DORF makes an OP
>>122243543
But for real though anyone have any idea what's going on with these weird light boxes in various random places around the world. This only started since the expansion hit for me.
>>122243256
>>122243717
Why would he bother when etardness makes posts like pic related
They aren't a /vg/ guild, and Effie's was the closest thing to a real alternate, except
>effie
>>122243583
Why not shitpost, dont tell me you take this thread seriously, Nice autism m8
>>122243817
>I don't cry when DORF makes an OP
edarkness is a real cu ck when it comes to this, its painfully obvious these are his first few months on 4chan
>>122243957
I remember that game. It was a lot of fun.
>>122243957
This is accurate for how many HOPErs I have effortlessly shit on. Most of them aren't even r80.
I assume DORF is composed of Rabbits.
>>122242657
>Looks at the new Lyssa outfit
Unfortunately, no.
Also, they don't even release swimsuit outfits for summer. There is no way there will be Wintersday skimpy outfits.
Can someone explain Reward Track to me?
Do I actually get a weapon from just reaching the 2nd reward which is a weapon box or it just the skin?
>>122245235
It's an actual level 80 exotic weapon of your choice, with stats of your choice (depending on the dungeon - each dungeon only offers three stat distributions).
>>122244437
>Have diving on your game
>No swimsuits
>>122230265
Daily reminder that HOPE supports child predators like Bole, and promote it within the guild. It is a very SICK thing that they are doing allowing the presence of a confirmed child predator in their guild and they are not doing a damn thing about it. let it be known that Bole has made multiple people leave the guild, that are female, by e-stalking them on gw2
>>122245535
Both that an underwater combat. Between these aspects of gameplay and the fact that Faren and Kasmeer have appeared in swimsuits before, the addition of this type of outfit is a no-brainer.
>>122245696
jesus christ I thought you left chippey
come back when you post proof that isnt "threads ago I p-p-p-posted it I s-s-swear"
>>122245754
>>122245535
And it's not like they're somehow magically unaware of the community's lust for them.
>>122245696
Typical DORF shitting up the threadI'm in FUN
>>122245861
>>122245754
Yea, sure, I definitely want swimsuits with GW2's body models.
Not really.
>>122245979
plant is cute
>>122245830
inb4 1000 hours in photoshop
>>122245979
WET. WILD. FEMCHARR.
>>122246367
did someone say wet femcharr?
>>122246367
I bet it smells terrible
>>122245959
>tfw your guild shitposts this thread when Dorf/HOPEare asleep
>tfw your guild will post 250+ worth of charr pics over the weekend.
Kill yourself eufag. you guys shit up this thread as much as Dorf/HOPE combined.
>>122246916
>tfw your guild supports child predators like Bole
>>122246680
I..I think I'm beginning to like you.Soapfu
>>122246916
>generalizing the entire guild and deflecting the shitposting off HOPE to FUN
can you fucking HOPE defense force tards take one single day off?
Why is edarkness the best guild leader gw2 has ever seen?
Do you get "normal" exp and level while doing sPvP?
Is it a lot?
>>122245830
>inb4 already a child predator
>needs proof to be proven why a child predator
nice one bole
>>122247412
No you do not. You do however get level-up tomes at a reasonable rate.
I want tolifta femsura
>>122247356
You mean Drosera? Our green haired queen?
Y do ppl want swimsuits and skimpy outfits???
>>122247786
>green hair makes you a queen
>tfw only know one rat with green hair
please be joking
charrdick
>pvping against mesmers
How the fuck am i even suppose to tell which one is the real one with 50 phantoms spamming special effects at me
>>122246680
>tfw no femcharr to drown me in her rape bubble
>>122248038
being down by the water in your swimsuit is comfy
>>122247739
you couldn't even get your arms around a femsura's girth.
>>122247881
I just want to see mcharr in budgy smugglers to be quite honest friendo.
>>122247881
Because they are appealing to the eye. Is there a problem with that, anon?
>>122248235
really blows, huh?
>>122248193
try attacking the one that doesn't act like an NPC
>>122247786
this tbqh
>>122248412
why... !?
>>122248427
thats rlly lewd tho... :x
>>122248503
Because fat barbs barely restrained by the thin cloth holding them are the best.
>>122248503
and?
>>122248494
Karkas are for cuddles
>>122248412
>budgy smugglers
AUSTRALIA IS AWAKE
AUSTRALIA IS AWAKE
>>122248631
>>122248637
what the h*ck... this game is for being comfy and holding hands!!!
>>122248503
>why... !?
Different people have different tastes. Furfags like him have a taste for charr.
>thats rlly lewd tho... :x
I like being lewd.
I don't get these how "DAILIES" pvp servers work. I get that they designate one team to win, while the other just watch and let that team cap.
But I also see people take turn capping points? Why not just let one team 500-0 or something?
>>122248763
you dont dictate how the game should be played fag
>>122248631
Don't forget about the paw-prints on their underwear...knowing mcharr it didn't come like that originally.
>>122248705
tell that to the karka... he won't get off..
oh btw i made an informative video for you, anons! c:
https://youtu.be/jtV1EbnXkDE
I swear to god Im back for a week and half of you are on my green leafy dick.
>>122248503
>>122248503
I don't think that's a question that needs to be asked Rex.
Does changing the stats of an ascended weapon change the appearance too? The wiki seems to imply that the old weapon is destroyed, and you get a new one of whatever color you want, but I want to make sure.
>>122249552
yes
in fact some people were really buttmad since they got the skins the legit way before they added that system
>>122249552
It does in fact so just that.
Essentially your old weapon gets destroyed, giving you a fresh copy of the new one.
Keep in mind youre technically feeding it to the magic toilet, all the items are "reagents" and they get consumed to make the new one.
>>122249637
However, they can salvage their spare weapons now.
I'm looking for some instructive criticism on what i'm going with right now. Any Do's and Don'ts?
>>122249790
don't use that hair. Do make him look older
>>122249790
Do: avoid the noid
Don't: listen to us
>>122249363
oh...
but charrs have small weenies!
>>122250039
Don't make me, Rex. I'll do it I swear.
Another pretty "wat" moment delivered to you by Sisters not Cisters.
Most general topic of discussion for guilds I am in: the situation that France has went through.
Meanwhile, in Sisters not Cisters, more important and intellectual discussions of topic are at hand.
>>122250235
>women gamers outnumber men
Farmville counts as a statistic to these people
>>122250494
Maybe they just meant that women in general outnumber men. Which is fine by me, so long as they knock it off with the "muh minority."
What is an elitist PVP title in this game? Or just an elitist title in general? Anything that isn't related to GW HoM?
>>122250891
The "veteran of the arena" one that you got for doing paid-ticket tourneys before they removed that system.
>>122250947
Anything else obtainable in game rn?
>>122248815
Because you get no credit if you have no points. The designated losers deserve something for their time.
>>122250891
Twice Told Legend. Although you can get it pretty easily with two underwater legendaries.
>>122250891
Ask ekekness
Is ANet gonna ever let us save builds so we can swap between builds easier?
If not, I bet it's because they want lazy people to buy another character for different specs.
How come I never see Bunker Guards anymore?
Are they no longer viable?
>>122252406
They are, and they're still in my MM games. along with Meditrappers
>play Skyhammer
>fall through the disappearing glass window 6 times in a match
>>122251761
Eh, nothing that anyone here would admit to being impressed by. But that's every title in general.
>>122253105
>Playing PvP
>Hotjoin specifically
There's your problem.
>>122253618
>Hotjoin specifically
Anon there's no ranked queue anymore, you're forced to play Skyhammer.
>Chak edition
Why are they so ridiculously cute?
>>122253329
There really needs to be a title for all champion titles collected, people have been asking for it for ages and I doubt it would take long to implement.
The only other long-term PvP goal after they removed ranks (thank you skyhammer farming scum) is Champion Brawler, which is straight up silly and I've only seen one person with it in all my travels.
>>122253692
>Still playing PvP
There's your problem. Just a smidgen less.
>>122253875
What else is there to do in this game? Fractals are gutted, Dungeons are both boring and pointless now, HoT is just big meta events that get boring after a few runs... PvP is the only fun thing left to be honest anon
>>122253958
Fractals are going to be ungutted in December, though: >>122204745
>>122253757
you have good taste.. do you think their goo is warm..?
>>122240695
I can take the wig off now right? its past midnight
you know, these instruments aren't half bad... I'm surprised I dont hear more of them.bard crafting discipline when
>>122253958
Oh and don't get me started on the new borderlands, they're pretty and cool but four times too big for the already dwindling WvW community. I saw a 45 man queue for EB and nobody running on any BL besides a small group on home. People really don't like having to walk for 10 minutes just to get anywhere.
I can't see why anyone who's played for more than a year would be doing anything besides PvP or maybe RP, everything else is getting smiter's booned more and more by the day.
>>122254104
I know; two things - first off, anet often say a lot but rarely deliver. You can't believe them, there's no promise they'll do any of that. I'll believe it when I see it.
Then: no mention of damage increases above 50 (enemies at 100 hit for less than pre-HoT 50), or a fix to the swamp/swamp/swamp rolls people do, or changes to the horrid instabilities, or anything they promised for Fractured that's now a year overdue. It's like a bandaid for a sinking ship.
>>122254137
no, bullysera forever
>>122254454
Take your coat off, turn around and /cry for me.
>>122254137
I like to think of it as roughly body temperature level.But it gets hotter the longer you stay gooped, since I imagine it has good insulation.
Outfits made out of chak goo when?
>>122254482
>a fix to the swamp/swamp/swamp
This needs to be fixed? Sometimes you just want to do something fast.
>>122253757
whisper me jeff vann
>>122254745
dont let gae the barber bully you, pantyface>>122254454
>>122254879
It's the path of least resistance and you wont ever see any other fractals than this again for a daily. Fun.
>>122254953
Uh, but daily fracs are specified.
>>122254689
b-but its hard being mean.. what about when I want someone to bully me
>>122254771
that is a good description, I will be sure to keep it in mind for RP purposes...
>>122255080
50+ daily
>>122254951
>>122254745
wh-why would some big barber be bullying me,my hair is always perfect!
>>122255159
I can bully you pretty hard you fucking slut
>>122254137
Please keep the wig off, thank you.Good job on the coat dyes, by the way.
>edarkness's virgin guild
>>122255715
first off, fuck off venomblade you lonely fucking autist
second off, most people in [DORF] are normies from map chat
>>122255860
oh shit my bad i guess they are all normies
>>122255715
>creating more guild drama
drosera control your fucking clique members
>>122255715
yeah, gratz on your victory, but you're not doing anyone favours venom, nobody from the guild cares this much.I'd just delete the embarassment.
>>122255950
venomblade is a free agent
he is in no cliques
hold your word peasant
>>122256072
sorry, i wont delete anything embarassing to DORF morons
>>122255469
I dare you...
>>122255487
can do, and thanks!
>>122255950
I just talked to him, and I apologize for the behavior
>>122256081
your a fucking autist that got carried and won against a DORF who top scored, so wow much impressed
>>122256164it's to avoid more shitposting on the thread dingus
>>122256246
>top scored
>with a MM necro
TOP KEK MATE
>>122256172
Do you like to be bullied by charr?
The asura is sleeping
>>122256172
wow drosera color me fucking impressed for being a responsible gleader for o...
>>122256358
nevermind
>>122256246
That's the party screen, it's nothing to do with who scored what. All it does is show who was grouped with who in the match.
>>122255434
You know where else your hair would always look perfect?Between my legs slut.
