Something Edition
NOTE: The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game rather than purchasing it. The developer, Squad, is incompetent, extremely mismanaged, and is very resistant to all feedback or criticism. Furthermore, despite being poorly made, lacking a proper development team, years of unfixed bugs, and being in need of a serious physics and optimization overhaul, Squad has gone ahead and decided to add just a couple new features and jump straight to version 1.0 without proper balancing and bug fixing, just to boost sales. With their performance to date, it's clear that they do not deserve your shekels. If and when Squad begins developing KSP like the competent adults they like to think they are and stops acting abusively and manipulatively towards their community, we'll remove the above disclaimer. Until then, we as a community have decided that it stays.
Understand that we here at /kspg/ don't hate KSP; we've simply grown bitter over the way Squad has dragged such a promising title into the mud, and hope that our input might help to keep this sinking ship afloat a bit longer. However, we cannot in good conscience recommend buying this game to anyone.
Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE [Embed]
Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14 [Embed]
/kspg/'s (outdated) modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk
NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ
>Game site
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/download.html
>KSP mods
http://www.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, Bonnie Tyler, Take On Mars, ULA posting, and planes are also welcome ITT.
You seem to have forgotten OpenTTD in the OP
>using the old OP
>>122208212
Next time. Wanted to make it fast.
>>122208232
>complaining about OP when old OP is long after bump limit and you could have done one yourself
>>122208232
OP is fine as is. Fuck off.
Incorrect OP pasta edition
what is a mod that will show me when to launch for a rendezvous
DRINK AND BURN SQUADCAST
>>122208318
>friendly reminder that we had a vote about this, and the majority decided the new OP was good
OP has been replaced. Fuck off.
>>122208416
Experience and knowledge.
Sorry, I have no idea.
>>122208416
Calculate how long you take to take off and reach your orbit. Mark your position in the orbit too.
Launch when target is that amount of time behind the position you marked.
>>122209174
how do I calculate that?
>>122209292
You launch and count the time that passes until you reach your final orbit.
Then you launch again synced with your target.
Of course this is assuming you can be somewhat consistent when launching the same craft
Proponents of the old OP have two (2) days to provide a platform for why the new OP is not acceptable.
Faggots, you had a chance to voice your opinion, we put it through multiple votes over multiple time zones.
This is how democracy works. There are at least two anons who make OPs who want the new one, and the votes means it's not hijacking.
What, besides HURR DURR, are you going to do about it?
>>122209803
see >>122208302
Plus the new OP doesn't look good at all. You can't even put an Edition in the first post. And there's nothing wrong with the current OP, so why change it at all?
>>122210052
I agree the size is debilitating. I removed the clause about "No you can't talk about these" because we dont want to give the philanthropist any ammo, that loosened it up a bit.
>Max's last squadcast
>>122209605
I'm playing career.
>>122210451
>http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>>122210451
Then all hope is lost.
>>122210438
In how many hours does it start?
>>122210451
Then launch and revert
>>122210572
if I wasn't playing career then I would just load it up with enough fuel to eyeball it
>>122209110
When?
So now that Max is gone, who are you blaming?
>>122211267
We don't know if there's anything to blame yet. Maybe Dr Turkey is a real slave-driver and gets shit done.Development will cease very soon.
>>122210052
>there's nothing wrong with the current OP
Except that there is. It makes us all sound like a bunch of insane trolls. At least if we ease them in to our opinion by actually telling people what the fucking game is, we don't sound like a bunch of butthurt /x/ escapees.
>>122210243
I'd say that's just about the only change that needs to be made to the new OP to make it better.
>>122211267
Squad, who else? Max was just their front puppet.
>>122211397
>caring what the rest of /vg/ thinks about us
For what purpose?
>>122210930
Days ago. The vote went up when there was around 200 posts in the thread, and stayed up for a couple of days.
>tfw no qt satchie gf
>>122211610
It's not the rest of /vg/. It's the billies and Squad fanboys that wander in here that it's for. If we can sound like reasonable people in our OP, they're less likely to shit this place up on us.
>>122211397
>It makes us all sound like a bunch of insane trolls.
But we are.
>>122212067
No. It's more likely that they start posting here if we sound like an actual community to discuss the game in.
I'm not promoting shitposting here.
>>122211267
Nobody. we're excited for a new golden age where the bar is at least at shoulder height.unless development ends in December
>>122211610
agree somewhat
>>122211659
verified
>>122212067
they are terrified of us, I've seen less and less ksp spamming lately. We are turning the tide
>>122212121
agreed
>>122212343
shitposting did literally nothing wrong.
BURN SQUADCAST
>when you look for the black sabbath song iron man on youtube and the video has scenes of the marvel movie in it
>>122212343
Honestly, that isn't a bad thing, though. Most Billies will immediately flee from us just because we're a bunch of mean Squad-haters. Same with most of the spic shlong servicers. But we're going to get a trickle of those who actually understand, or are already feeling doubts about KSP.
Max realized he was shilling an identity he hated to preserve a reputation he doesn't care about, he's now switched sides again. I bet he admits that was him posting in the imgur album tonight.
I hope to god we alienated him from the entire staff. I think we may have. I hope he spent the last three days in isolation.
Maybe, if there really is a god, in the exact room he put Mu in.
>>122212647
destroy humanity
>>122212647
first one was pretty good though
>swing by Burger King
>get burger and fries
>go home
>one (1) single onion ring in the bottom of the bag
>it tastes good
I didn't even know BK sells onion rings
20 minutes into 1.0.5.{silent} (stock) and it crashes. Fuck everything. Post best of Maxmaps
>>122212741
>Max burning down squad hq on cam
>>122212932
Nothing against the movies. They're decent brain-out-and-have-fun superhero movies. But it kind of implies that the creator of the video thought that the song is about the superhero.
>>122213092
Scoot Moogly laying down the truth.
>>122211397
>Except that there is. It makes us all sound like a bunch of insane trolls. At least if we ease them in to our opinion by actually telling people what the fucking game is, we don't sound like a bunch of butthurt /x/ escapees.
Hi. I'm some random /vg/ poster scrolling down the page.
I lol/d at the OP image but your "get the game but don't you dare pay money for it" warning makes you look like a bunch of whiny cunts.
>>122213148
>it has more favorites
>>122213157
I've got a great idea. We just ask every general on /vg/ if they like our OP.
ayy lmao xd xd lol
Does anyone have the Maxmaps stoner pic? Or him nuzzling the bottle of tequila?
>>122213315
subpar meme
>>122213092
>march
did he consider listening? even for a moment?
I don't believe it
is there a reason there is a lift vector so far out of the fairing?
>>122213157
Hello, I'm some other random /vg/ poster.
You are why early access titles fail 90% of the time.
>>122213526
That's a feature caused by Squad modding the Unity engine for maximum Kerbal ®
So, havent been here since girlbals release i think, anything of note happened, or thigs really ARE as pathetic as the wiki version history?
>>122213439
No, but I got this one.
>>122213526
Unity not us.
Send Max an e-mail while he's still working at Squad. Maybe he can fix it.
>>122213754
>or things really ARE as pathetic as the wiki version history?
Pic speaks for itself.
>>122213754
Max is quitting, next Squadcast is his last one
Besides that, the second most notable thing that's happened is that I took more pictures of my cat's dick
>>122213754
Nnnnnot really no
work on your photoshopping
>>122213092
>no harm in releasing 0.99
You could have listened Max. You could have chosen to acknowledge that the game was incomplete.
>>122213776
same stream
This is the closest thing KSP has to an endgame
>>122213663
>You are why early access titles fail 90% of the time.
I buy early access games when I think they're worth the price, and not before.
>>122213104
>the song is about the superhero
It kind of is. Iron Man is a pretty old superhero comic. Started out with basically some kind of mix between Fallout power armor and a knight's suit of platesteel, and then became a guy in a hightech suit, then a guy who could turn his skin into the suit with nanites, then basically the movies.
ACTUALLY his girlfriend
You can find her through his facebook, if you do not believe this yeti would debase herself enough to date Maxmaps
>>122213663
Early access fails because the devs rake in the profits before the game is even finished, leaving no real reason to even finish it, much less finish it properly
>>122214278
The song is about a guy who time travels, to save humankind. The guy turned to steal then and noone would listen to him. Then the thing happened what the guy tried to prevent and he was happy.
It has no connection the the marvel superhero.
>>122214278
I always thought it was about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Man_(novel)
>>122214426
Looks pudgy.
>>122214489
Early access fails because people pay for an idea.
>>122214656
Oh well, I guess a single original thought is too much to ask for in hollywood.
>>122214489
No but that's somehow our fault
>>122214751Solution: force companies to advertise what percent of their profit goes back into development, regulate it using a third partExcept all third parties in the gaming industry seem to have "pay to win" options hidden in their business plan
>>122214807
Being able to convince people that you're good at a thing is more highly valued than actually being good at a thing
Welcome to reality
>>122215169
clean out your desk
Where did Realism Overhaul go in CKAN?
>>122215361
What desk?
I found this. It's KSP related but I couldn't read it in the thumbnail so I'll post it here. I hope it's something funny.
>>122215641
I rate this not funny/10
>>122204642
>>122204946
I'm going to elaborate this. They have "forumdads", like our billies. But the reality is, they're bunch of edgy kids, like those you see in /dsg/. Lots of them are the kind of people who ruin online games.
Here's a couple messages from the IRC I'm in. Do they look like billies? Half the things we talk in the IRC is complaining about Frontier, how they ignore the bug reports and actively ruin the game while adding nothing.
>>122215641
>there will never be a mod where you can send animals into space
>there will never be a subsequent mod where you can send kerbals with them to do lewd things to them in space
This isfun.
>>122215887
There will always be birds in the KSC screen even though there are no birds in the gameI really thought they'd remove that for release
>>122215814
Holy shit this is Squad tier. How did they fuck up THAT bad...
Odds work.
Even play.
>>122216237
all numbers and zero: burn squadcast
>>122216028
You'd also think they'd remove the various lines of text in the descriptions of some parts alluding to features that don't exist and will never exist, ie, jr. docking port saying that you can't transfer crew through it
At least they removed the "WIP" from the terrain scatter setting, even if they didn't otherwise actually touch the terrain scatter at all
>>122216306
I'm really looking forward to the 1.0 version they seem obsessed with calling 1.1This should have indicated to everyone that KSP was no longer being developed by competent individuals.
>>122216306
The scatter setting is not a lie. They don't work on it anymore, so it's not WIP.
>>122215641
>KSP has no development of manned spaceflight
>you will never send Kerbin fauna into space in test modules to study the effect of exposure to radiation or whether the modules are well enough designed to keep something alive
>Max is probably cleaning his desk out right this very second.
>>122216294
>keep calm and (thing) shirt
>lives in a republic instead of a monarchy
Friendly reminder that cultural appropriation is not okay
>>122216545
>you will never research heavy-duty hulls for craft designed for hostile atmospheres like Jool and Eve
>>122216468
This part is so horrible. I mean the nozzle is even on a thing that looks like you can rotate. Damn, they just could have made it into an low thrust but high gimbal engine.
Even my shitty eddit would have looked better.
>>122215103
>tfw started thinking about what a realistic development cycle for making the game not shit would look like after max left
>it will never be real
>>122216919
>you will never put a lander on Eve only for it to be destroyed by the aggressive atmosphere
>you will never lose astronauts to unexpected hardware failures of this sort
>>122216545
a reckless disregard for kerbal lives is pretty kerbal though
>>122217971
There will never be reasons like this to justify probes
>>122218004
I always thought lelsokerbal was a meme.
>>122217971
There are unexpected hardware failures, they're just caused by OOMs
>>122217971
>tfw designing ships with redundant systems
>tfw no Apollo 13 scenario where you use an engine that was never designed to do something else
Steam Controller support is out.
Too bad I don't have one.
I'd prefer a flightstick anyways.
I can't find motivation to work, /kspg/...
Porting a perlin noise generator from c++ to cg is fucking tedious.
>>122219314
write a spherical surface generator that uses procedural tectonic plates
BURN SQUADCAST
>>122219583
Sounds fun, I wonder how it looks like in motion.
Porting libnoise to cg is enough work for me now, and I still have much to do after that.
>>122220263
Seems like it's been done before, but it couldn't hurt for making a more believable planet surface you know? Not necessarily within the engine itself, just as a tool for making a base that can be enhanced by hand.
![expanding_earth_pangea_proof[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/xEw0AS0.gif "expanding_earth_pangea_proof[1].gif")
>>122219583
>>122220804
okay you got me, I'm mad
>>122220804
literally kill yourself
>People still think prohibiting guns will do shit
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34814203
Oops!
>>122221817
I did it again!
Let's try something new
How doesa KSP-based CYOAsound?
![bigfigure2-10[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/qEepN7j.gif "bigfigure2-10[1].gif")
>>122220965
>>122221161
the reason earth is expanding is that matter is being created in the core
>>122222638
>If you want to let Jeb die alone in space go to page 9.
>If you rather like to send a rescue mission towards him go to page 23.May contain soft gayporn.
>>122222660
>matter is being created
again, kill yourself
BURN
>>122220751
It's been done, by I can't find any source for this.
I don't plan to rewrite everything, only noise generators used by PQSmods.
Either that or rewrite a c# noise library to match my shader, and somehow find a way to use it with ksp.
Results could worth the try. There's plenty of use for this kind of things.
>>122222919
I didn't mean that kind of CYOA, but is that a yes anyway?
I know a lack of replies could either mean "ded" or "no", so please speak up if I'm being a retard
>>122220804
>>122222660
>mfw
>>122223116
I don't know. What kind of adventure do you want to create? I don't quite fit you can do much with the kerbal theme you couldn't do with astronauts. I'm in fear it just limits the story, rather than expands it.
don't spend too much time in map mode lads, you'll become disoriented.
>>122223375
>meticulously constructed mission and complex intercept ruined by literally running into the fucking asteroid
HAH, now THAT is Kerbal.
>>122223372
I'm going to leave a lot of it up to /kspg/
Most likely the first attempt will end up short and meme-y and ending in lelsokerbal, since no one would be taking it seriously
In any case, I'll take that as a "yes"
>>122223581
I want a love scene between Val, a space kraken and a large ship.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
Is Maxmaps literally the use case this effect?
>>122223581
I'd like to see a black hole get sucked into Maxmaps
>>122223975
>Is Maxmaps literally the use case this effect?
No, Max is just an asshole. He knows he added nothing, but got money for doing so.
>>122223581
I attempted to draw
Needless to say, looks like we're not doing that
First off, what will /kspg/ be?
>male kerbal
>female kerbal
>>122224437
>>122224597
She is wearing too much clothing.
>>122224437
no transkerbals
fucking kill yourself shitlord
>>122224437
I think it's quite rude to only have two options for genders.I want /kspg/ to be a male-to-female-transgender pandakin.
>>122224717
considering shortstacks are my specialty, I'd fix that
but I don't feel like drawing
Is there a mod that makes space stations useful?
>>122224597
Girlbal it is, then
>>122224745
>>122224774
You can choose whether or not to be mentally ill later
>You, a biologically female kerbal, look out the window
>What do you see?
>>122224892
a snek
>>122224717
Is that better?
>>122224892
A kerbals hand on the other side of the window which is not moving and blood is dripping from it. It seems to be dead.
>>122223031
E:D actually uses that for the way it generates planets, so that they can generate sort of believable surface features.
>>122224892
>not neckbeardbal
>>122225060
>>122225081
>You see an unfortunate victim of one of the local sneks
>Must be a tourist that strayed too far from his tour guide
>You sigh, grab the window cleaner and a broom, and step outside to shoo away the snek and clean off the window
>Such is life in kerbal Australia
>What does /kspg/ do now?
>keeping fog lights on when a car is right behind you
This is easily in the top 3 of the things that make me boil with rage when driving
>>122223827
>I want a love scene between Val, a space kraken and a large ship.
How about a love scene involving Val crashing a large ship because of the space Kraken?https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
>>122225407
Look where the hell I am since I don't know if I'm still on Kerbin or already in space.
>>122225440
Just relax.
>>122225442
>"Val gets more than she bargained for when she goes on the adventure of a lifetime."
>"Genre: Romance/Friendship"
MFW
>>122225628
>Kerbal Australia, of course, is...
>Where is kerbal Australia, /kspg/?
>>122225785
Somewhere near the horizon.
I want to get inside a rocket now.
>>122225628
>Just relax.
Yeah..I'm not actually raging, that was just an hyperbole.
But this shit is extremely annoying, people here have the habit of turning every light they possibly can as soon as they see a little mist in the air, which is both annoying and fucking unsafe once your presence has been acknowledged by dozens of cars around you
>>122225930
>Coming back to reality after your flashback, looking out the window of the capsule you see kerbal Australia curving away over the horizon
>That happened a week ago, before you were contacted by KSC officials
>Apparently the feds have instituted a new quota, requiring a certain average percentage of women astronauts per launch
>As a result, they decided to appoint women at random to fly in their missions, regardless of their qualifications or lack thereof, and this time one of them happened to be you
>You look around the interior of the capsule, and you see...
>What does /kspg/ see?
>>122226464
An opened container with green slimy goo inside.
>>122226464
another snek
>>122226739
>>122227280
>You are inside the mobile lab, designed to allow scientists to conduct various experiments on-site without requiring expensive sample return missions
>Or something like that
>Since you apparently have experience with wildlife, the KSC officials decided to designate you as a scientist
>Not entirely accurate, but you wouldn't be doing anything anyway, as you have no experience with anything
>In fact, you're explicitly forbidden to touch any equipment or controls, and have been commanded to "sit there and look pretty while everyone else does the work"
>Which is exactly what you're doing, sitting and looking pretty while Johnbert, an actual scientist, studies a snek and some green goo that's apparently of scientific significance
>Which is alright, since only one scientist actually needs to be doing work in here in order to get the results
>What does /kspg/ do now?
>>122227617
try to mingle with johnbert and get to pet the cute snek
>>122227617
Knock Johnbert out while he is distracted .
>>122224828
>shortstacks
>tfw satch
>>122227617
Burn squadcast.
>>122227870
I definitely aint drawing that son
>>122227934
is it because you're actually satch?
>>122228075
I'm too tall, fat and penis-having to be satch
>>122225407
>grab the window cleaner
You expect a mexican to fight it off?
also who /abusing substances/ before Squadcast?
ONE HOUR AND FIFTEEEEEEEEN MINUTES
while you guys were busy with your kerbal roleplay, I went ahead and prepared the northern network to accept the supplies needed to really get those coal and iron mines pumping. This will achieve two results:
1- The mines will slowly increase production, which will then increase the production of metal, which will increase the production of supplies, which will make the mines increase their production faster until they hit their production cap and restore some sort of balance in the loop
2- after the loop reaches an equilibrium, the farm supplies production (which is the resource that I really need) will have skyrocketed and will allow me to start feeding those goddamn farms down there at the other network.
the amount of farm supplies will decide the amount of farm serviced by those supplies.
this is the final step before connecting the northern and southern network so they can cuddle together and live happily thereafter
>>122228469
lookin good, I don't know why they're talking about that shit game.
Gonna take a break to help us burn squadcast one last time?
>>122227772
>>122227837
>You grab a piece of heavy nearby equipment and swing it at Johnbert, attempting to knock him unconscious
>Unfortunately, you aren't a physicist and fail to account for inertia or whatever it's called, and end up swinging yourself as well, resulting in the equipment only lightly tapping him on the head
>"Kayes, put that back, I'll get fired if mission control finds out you were touching equipment under my supervision"
>you put the equipment back, and ask Johnbert if you could pet his snek
>"Sorry, but starting microgravity intercourse tests are the reason I'm on thin ice with mission control to begin with, just wait one more half hour"
>What does /kspg/ do now?
>>122227934
please
>>122228672
Kick the container so the green goo comes out.
>>122228574
I never watched a single squadcast and I'm not going to start now, sorry m8
Just give me some updates on what happens and I'll be happy
btw, Paris is under attack, guys
>I know, I'll fill /kspg/ with bullshit in the leadup to squadcast, that'll stop them from being mean troles!
You're gonna need to try harder.compensating much?
>>122229005
Hope the eiffel tower isn't made out of steel beams.
>>122212741
Re: Max's tweet... could he maybe... I don't know,talk about 1.1?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3317776/Machine-gun-fire-heard-central-Paris-police-flood-scene-not-far-Charlie-Hebdo-shootings.html
>>122228908
>You kick the container, this time bracing yourself against the wall so it'll actually do something, and break it
>The goo was apparently volatile, or maybe in a pressurized environment, or possibly both
>This is evidenced by the resulting explosion, embedding a rather large shard of glass into your skull
>Note to self, don't mess with potentially hazardous materials you know nothing about
>Lelsokerbal end
>Restart?
>If so, from last post or beginning?
>>122229257
if this don't spark some kind of response europe is dead
>>122229257
Perfect excuse for Max to cancel Squadcast out of "respect".
>>122229345
I-I died? That's horrible! Okay I'll start from the last post.
I get out of the science lab and get inside the command pod.
>>122229257
>gun control is bad because they take my freedoms away
>>122229665
>You exit the lab and enter the adjacent capsule
>What does /kspg/ see?
>>122229665
>gun control is bad because they take my freedoms away
Oh fuck, that's not in Murrica. Well, no idea how to response, nopw that I know it was in france.
Maybe they should have surrendered faster.
>>122229756
A male Kerbal sleeping on the controls and another one playing with girl dolls.
>>122229579
I was just thinking that. Although now that he has a limited amount of power to lord over people, he'll want to use every last drop.
BTW did you guys know fakemailgenerator.com is great for creating multiple twitch accounts and email verifying them so you can use the illegal concept of free speech in the twitch chat?
>>122229874
What kind of pod are they in?
>>122229931
the mk2 command pod
FORTY FIVE MINUTES
Attendance:
http://strawpoll.me/5999140
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>>122230028
>You open the hatch and look into the Mk1-2 Pod
>Herlin, the engineer, appears to be playing with dolls while Neilbert, the pilot, is sleeping on the controls
>Herlin doesn't appear to have noticed you
>What does /kspg/ do?
>download news app today
>get three notifications about Paris
>delete news app
>tfw in a space station watching the world burn below
You guys are horrible!!!!!!!
Snek I almost got fired today too
>>122230431
Neat? I like your subreddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Iamsodarncool/
>>122230317
Take out the camera I always hide in my pony-tail and make a picture of Herlin playing with the dolls.
Threaten to publish them if he doesn't teach me how to control the ship.
>>122230136
Where's the option for not giving a shit?
>>122230631
Uh, that'd be "not voting"
>>122230716
But how would you know if I'm here and not give a shit about squadcast?
>>122230573
My boss got fired today.
>>122230787
holy shit! you were right!
what a week
>>122230787
What? What's happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjGb56hX9WE
>>122230879
Actually, uh, I'm not snek. Just jumping in on the firing party.
>>122230136
you forgot to include the option "I'll just watch it to see how you will do absolutely nothing as always" and the "I literally care more about women's right in Nigeria than about squadcast, and I really don't give a shit about women in Nigeria"
>>122230573
>>122230787
what happened
>>122231114I'm actually planning on not saying much today, just watch the butthurt unfold
>>122230787
>>122231149
He was stealing from the company, showing up hours late for work and then only hanging around for a few hours, not doing his job properly when he bothered to do anything, and was shit at managing those who were under him.
>>122230602
>You take out the camera you hide in your ponytail and prepare to take a shot of Herlin in the act
>Except there's no possible way that you could really hide a camera in there, and mission control prohibited you from doing that anyway, so you just grab it from one of the equipment containers instead
>You line up the camera and take the shot, and the shutter sounds
>Herlin is startled for a moment, then looks at you confused
>You explain your plan to blackmail him into telling you how to control the ship, and seal it with your trademark evil laugh
>Herlin looks at you, "You do know that everyone knows I play with these things, right?"
>"I mean, they do have to go through all the stuff you take onto the station, you know that, right?"
>"And I don't know how to fly this thing anyway, Neilbert's the pilot, not me"
>What does /kspg/ do?
>>122231342
do you have any other manager friends? Can they advocate for an appeal of your dismissal?
I wonder if we'll get to meet d.turk
>>122231306
what butthurt? who should feel butthurt?
please don't tell me you expect max to feel or appear butthurt because then it means you really live in a fantasy world.And you already proved a lot of times you are seeing a reality different than everyone else, I just have a tiny bit of hope that you are not that down into the spiral
>>122231374
ask herlin if he knows how to let the snek free
>>122231585
Max, relax.You can't stop what's about to happen, I just hope you bothered to clean out your desk.
>>122231374
Ignore what Herlin said and gently push yourself on Neilberts lap. Then wake him up with a tap on his nose. Use the magic of female persuasiveness to make me teach how to control ship.
>>122231643
hey, at least the snek isn't being sexually abused
twenty minutes
I wonder who are better
Mexicans or Syrians?
>>122231680
>Max
here we go again
you know what? I don't want to start the same old discussion we have almost every friday in which you always show that you can't sustain an argument and unleash all your trademark "hi
max", "hi shill", "hi kasper" and all their variations.
You win, you are a super internet badass, you totally got max fired and will totally annihilate squad tonight. GG.
see you later when you will come back bragging about all the things you did that never happened
>>122232057
mexicans only seem to mass-murder their fellow mexicans. i'd rather have them if i had to choose.
>>122231643
>"I don't know, I don't touch that stuff, and it sounds like a bad idea anyway"
>"And you're not really supposed to do that, either"
>>122231691
>You climb around the seats and start straddling Neilbert
>except the pod is rather cramped, so you actually just sort of awkwardly shuffle around while Herlin asks you what you're doing until you wake Neilbert up while you're braced against the walls and his seat in an awkward position
>After a moment of silence, you proceed with the plan anyway and go to tap him on the nose
>Then you realize that kerbals don't have noses, so you just sort of tap his face instead
>He looks at you with a blank expression while one of Herlin's dolls floats by
>What does /kspg/ do?
>>122232173
BURN SQUADCAST
>>122232101
>never happened
you don't watch, so how would you know?
I'm running out to the liquor store but I can try to keep this flame war up while squadcast is on if you want
or you could just start spamming pictures of KSP
>>122232173
Tell him you'll make him feel good if he teaches you how to fly.
BUILD TRUMP
WALL 2016
>>122232357
who said I never watch?
>>122232470
>You stutter a bit and tell Neilbert you'll make him feel good if he teaches you how to fly
>He blinks, then continues to stare in silence
>"I'm already starting to not like these federal mandates", Herlin says while retrieving one of his dolls
>What does /kspg/ do?
>>122232634
>I literally care more about women's right in Nigeria than about squadcast, and I really don't give a shit about women in Nigeria
I'm leaving for the store now can you guys warm up squadcast without me?
>>122232810
not the same guy
>>122232794
start tearing up and slamming fist into the control panel
I need link for the squadcast
Who's hosting?
KasperVld: Alshain01, Max never disclosed the reason of his departure, and speculating about that is not something I feel we should do
Odds, get drunk
Evens, be productive and work on my program
Odds, get drunk while programming
Evens, dont be a degenerate and stay sober
0 get drunk anyway
>>122233339
Nice compromise
>>122233339
cheers
>>122233025
>You muster as many tears as you can and slam the control panel with your fist, again making sure to brace yourself against something
>You damage the control panel, exposing some of the wires
>Those wires make contact with your fist, completing a circuit between those wires and a metal bar you were holding on to with your other hand
>Electrocution end
>Restart?
>>122233536
Negative. Terminate.
>>122233536
I died again? You're stories are hard.
Okay, I'll start from the last post.
Get out of the cockpit as fast as I can. Go back into the science lab.
>>122233659
Alrighty then
Until next time
Probably tomorrow
is rape in space illegal?
who owns the orbital-space anyway?
if i had money and put a shuttle in orbit, would my porn stash on it be legally safe?
And obviously GregroxAutist says he'll dearly miss Maxmaps
Wait a sex
Is Max hosting?
I thought he left Squad
>>122234113
last stream, it's fucking orgasmic
kasper kinda confirmed he got fired
>>122233805
Oh, okay, well, it's Squadcast time now anyway. I had fun.
>>122233960
I heard space belongs to noone and you can't own anything there. Some kind of space laws. I guess the human rights still count there.
>>122233957
I can't watch Squadcast because twitch is not working for me. some kind of firefox problem I don't want to deal with now. If something important happens please say so.
>>122234113
His last stream.
the fuck is EJ_SA and why are they raiding?
>>122233960
Anything is legal in space. There is no space police or space court.
>Max isn't explaining why is he leaving
You can close the stream now
Max literally just admit that he adds nothing
>>122234706
yup, and now he's talking about y0rshee's mouth. Lewd.
He looks fucking pissedhaha
1-9: I play Thaumcraft
0: I play KSP, but get a pretty neat get in the process.If I get a 0, this will be the fourth time in a row I've had to do something KSP related with a 1 in 10 chance.
I am Mexican and i am sad that Max is leaving
He actually did the right thing, he is now bringining this popular Mexican indie game to more platforms so more people can enjoy it
Granted, KSP could have been a better game but i already invested hundred of hours on it
And i couldn't have it any other way.
>tfw the audience from a KSP streamer was able to make something more coordinate and visible than the burn squadcast guy did since forever
>>122234892
>he is now bringining this popular Mexican indie game to more platforms so more people can enjoy it
>implying the console versions will be actually playable
>implying flying tiger won't inevitably majorly fuck it up and leave a buggy unplayable mess
>>122234973
Feelings: Not hurt
so i've not played the game in a long time, but are 5 stacks of double nasa tanks really needed to go to the moon with the new aero or is the guy just being lelsokerbal?
>>122235194
>is the guy just being lelsokerbal
>>122235085
Fucks: not given
>>122235335
Post: delete this
>>122235194
that barely reaches orbit dude
Dr. Turkey sounds white!
heh...I'd really like to hear from the guy who was bragging about the album yesterday
you totally convinced everyone
>>122235614
oh shit no that's EJ I wasn't paying attention
but EJ just fucking ripped him apart
>max doing the old "gravity turn" like a fucking idiot
>>122235675
Feelings also not hurt, fuckoff, I'm just watching him stuff the spaghetti in his pockets.
>>122235675
Wow that guy's pretty darn coolhe should fucking kill himself
