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NOTE: The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game rather than purchasing it. The developer, Squad, is incompetent, extremely mismanaged, and is very resistant to all feedback or criticism. Furthermore, despite being poorly made, lacking a proper development team, years of unfixed bugs, and being in need of a serious physics and optimization overhaul, Squad has gone ahead and decided to add just a couple new features and jump straight to version 1.0 without proper balancing and bug fixing, just to boost sales. With their performance to date, it's clear that they do not deserve your shekels. If and when Squad begins developing KSP like the competent adults they like to think they are and stops acting abusively and manipulatively towards their community, we'll remove the above disclaimer. Until then, we as a community have decided that it stays.
Understand that we here at /kspg/ don't hate KSP; we've simply grown bitter over the way Squad has dragged such a promising title into the mud, and hope that our input might help to keep this sinking ship afloat a bit longer. However, we cannot in good conscience recommend buying this game to anyone.
Trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4JOjcDFtBE [Embed]
Dev Stream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhVA84YNO14 [Embed]
/kspg/'s (outdated) modlist and FAQ:
http://pastebin.com/vrFCBFYk
NEW MODLIST. Old FAQ is still retained above.
http://pastebin.com/vM6CE7YJ
>Game site
http://orbit.medphys.ucl.ac.uk/download.html
>KSP mods
http://www.curse.com/ksp-mods/kerbal
>Flags
http://imgur.com/a/lIHNS#0
>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>Some useful calculators
http://alterbaron.github.io/ksp_aerocalc/
http://ksp.olex.biz/
>Official forum
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>Hotkeys for operating your craft that are never mentioned anywhere else.
http://pastebin.com/vLmE1QbY
>Official /kspg/ fan fiction
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
http://pastebin.com/HK7Qd6if
>List of IRL launches.
http://www.spaceflightnow.com/tracking/index.html
>View from the ISS:
http://eol.jsc.nasa.gov/HDEV/
>Race Into Space
http://www.raceintospace.org
>Original BARIS for DOSBox scaling and filters and shit
http://www.abandonia.com/en/games/183/Buzz+Aldrins+Race+into+Space.html
BARIS, Orbiter, Space Engine, Bonnie Tyler, Take On Mars, ULA posting, and planes are also welcome ITT.
You seem to have forgotten OpenTTD in the OP
>using the old OP
>>122208212
Next time. Wanted to make it fast.
>>122208232
>complaining about OP when old OP is long after bump limit and you could have done one yourself
>>122208232
OP is fine as is. Fuck off.
Incorrect OP pasta edition
what is a mod that will show me when to launch for a rendezvous
DRINK AND BURN SQUADCAST
>>122208318
>friendly reminder that we had a vote about this, and the majority decided the new OP was good
OP has been replaced. Fuck off.
>>122208416
Experience and knowledge.
Sorry, I have no idea.
>>122208416
Calculate how long you take to take off and reach your orbit. Mark your position in the orbit too.
Launch when target is that amount of time behind the position you marked.
>>122209174
how do I calculate that?
>>122209292
You launch and count the time that passes until you reach your final orbit.
Then you launch again synced with your target.
Of course this is assuming you can be somewhat consistent when launching the same craft
Proponents of the old OP have two (2) days to provide a platform for why the new OP is not acceptable.
Faggots, you had a chance to voice your opinion, we put it through multiple votes over multiple time zones.
This is how democracy works. There are at least two anons who make OPs who want the new one, and the votes means it's not hijacking.
What, besides HURR DURR, are you going to do about it?
>>122209803
see >>122208302
Plus the new OP doesn't look good at all. You can't even put an Edition in the first post. And there's nothing wrong with the current OP, so why change it at all?
>>122210052
I agree the size is debilitating. I removed the clause about "No you can't talk about these" because we dont want to give the philanthropist any ammo, that loosened it up a bit.
>Max's last squadcast
>>122209605
I'm playing career.
>>122210451
>http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/
>>122210451
Then all hope is lost.
>>122210438
In how many hours does it start?
>>122210451
Then launch and revert
>>122210572
if I wasn't playing career then I would just load it up with enough fuel to eyeball it
>>122209110
When?
So now that Max is gone, who are you blaming?
>>122211267
We don't know if there's anything to blame yet. Maybe Dr Turkey is a real slave-driver and gets shit done.Development will cease very soon.
>>122210052
>there's nothing wrong with the current OP
Except that there is. It makes us all sound like a bunch of insane trolls. At least if we ease them in to our opinion by actually telling people what the fucking game is, we don't sound like a bunch of butthurt /x/ escapees.
>>122210243
I'd say that's just about the only change that needs to be made to the new OP to make it better.
>>122211267
Squad, who else? Max was just their front puppet.
>>122211397
>caring what the rest of /vg/ thinks about us
For what purpose?
>>122210930
Days ago. The vote went up when there was around 200 posts in the thread, and stayed up for a couple of days.
>tfw no qt satchie gf
>>122211610
It's not the rest of /vg/. It's the billies and Squad fanboys that wander in here that it's for. If we can sound like reasonable people in our OP, they're less likely to shit this place up on us.
>>122211397
>It makes us all sound like a bunch of insane trolls.
But we are.
>>122212067
No. It's more likely that they start posting here if we sound like an actual community to discuss the game in.
I'm not promoting shitposting here.
>>122211267
Nobody. we're excited for a new golden age where the bar is at least at shoulder height.unless development ends in December
>>122211610
agree somewhat
>>122211659
verified
>>122212067
they are terrified of us, I've seen less and less ksp spamming lately. We are turning the tide
>>122212121
agreed
>>122212343
shitposting did literally nothing wrong.
BURN SQUADCAST
>when you look for the black sabbath song iron man on youtube and the video has scenes of the marvel movie in it
>>122212343
Honestly, that isn't a bad thing, though. Most Billies will immediately flee from us just because we're a bunch of mean Squad-haters. Same with most of the spic shlong servicers. But we're going to get a trickle of those who actually understand, or are already feeling doubts about KSP.
Max realized he was shilling an identity he hated to preserve a reputation he doesn't care about, he's now switched sides again. I bet he admits that was him posting in the imgur album tonight.
I hope to god we alienated him from the entire staff. I think we may have. I hope he spent the last three days in isolation.
Maybe, if there really is a god, in the exact room he put Mu in.
>>122212647
destroy humanity
>>122212647
first one was pretty good though
>swing by Burger King
>get burger and fries
>go home
>one (1) single onion ring in the bottom of the bag
>it tastes good
I didn't even know BK sells onion rings
20 minutes into 1.0.5.{silent} (stock) and it crashes. Fuck everything. Post best of Maxmaps
>>122212741
>Max burning down squad hq on cam
>>122212932
Nothing against the movies. They're decent brain-out-and-have-fun superhero movies. But it kind of implies that the creator of the video thought that the song is about the superhero.
>>122213092
Scoot Moogly laying down the truth.
>>122211397
>Except that there is. It makes us all sound like a bunch of insane trolls. At least if we ease them in to our opinion by actually telling people what the fucking game is, we don't sound like a bunch of butthurt /x/ escapees.
Hi. I'm some random /vg/ poster scrolling down the page.
I lol/d at the OP image but your "get the game but don't you dare pay money for it" warning makes you look like a bunch of whiny cunts.
>>122213148
>it has more favorites
>>122213157
I've got a great idea. We just ask every general on /vg/ if they like our OP.
ayy lmao xd xd lol
Does anyone have the Maxmaps stoner pic? Or him nuzzling the bottle of tequila?
>>122213315
subpar meme
>>122213092
>march
did he consider listening? even for a moment?
I don't believe it
is there a reason there is a lift vector so far out of the fairing?
>>122213157
Hello, I'm some other random /vg/ poster.
You are why early access titles fail 90% of the time.
>>122213526
That's a feature caused by Squad modding the Unity engine for maximum Kerbal Ā®
So, havent been here since girlbals release i think, anything of note happened, or thigs really ARE as pathetic as the wiki version history?
>>122213439
No, but I got this one.
>>122213526
Unity not us.
Send Max an e-mail while he's still working at Squad. Maybe he can fix it.
>>122213754
>or things really ARE as pathetic as the wiki version history?
Pic speaks for itself.
>>122213754
Max is quitting, next Squadcast is his last one
Besides that, the second most notable thing that's happened is that I took more pictures of my cat's dick
>>122213754
Nnnnnot really no
work on your photoshopping
>>122213092
>no harm in releasing 0.99
You could have listened Max. You could have chosen to acknowledge that the game was incomplete.
>>122213776
same stream
This is the closest thing KSP has to an endgame
>>122213663
>You are why early access titles fail 90% of the time.
I buy early access games when I think they're worth the price, and not before.
>>122213104
>the song is about the superhero
It kind of is. Iron Man is a pretty old superhero comic. Started out with basically some kind of mix between Fallout power armor and a knight's suit of platesteel, and then became a guy in a hightech suit, then a guy who could turn his skin into the suit with nanites, then basically the movies.
ACTUALLY his girlfriend
You can find her through his facebook, if you do not believe this yeti would debase herself enough to date Maxmaps
>>122213663
Early access fails because the devs rake in the profits before the game is even finished, leaving no real reason to even finish it, much less finish it properly
>>122214278
The song is about a guy who time travels, to save humankind. The guy turned to steal then and noone would listen to him. Then the thing happened what the guy tried to prevent and he was happy.
It has no connection the the marvel superhero.
>>122214278
I always thought it was about this
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Iron_Man_(novel)
>>122214426
Looks pudgy.
>>122214489
Early access fails because people pay for an idea.
>>122214656
Oh well, I guess a single original thought is too much to ask for in hollywood.
>>122214489
No but that's somehow our fault
>>122214751Solution: force companies to advertise what percent of their profit goes back into development, regulate it using a third partExcept all third parties in the gaming industry seem to have "pay to win" options hidden in their business plan
>>122214807
Being able to convince people that you're good at a thing is more highly valued than actually being good at a thing
Welcome to reality
>>122215169
clean out your desk
Where did Realism Overhaul go in CKAN?
>>122215361
What desk?
I found this. It's KSP related but I couldn't read it in the thumbnail so I'll post it here. I hope it's something funny.
>>122215641
I rate this not funny/10
>>122204642
>>122204946
I'm going to elaborate this. They have "forumdads", like our billies. But the reality is, they're bunch of edgy kids, like those you see in /dsg/. Lots of them are the kind of people who ruin online games.
Here's a couple messages from the IRC I'm in. Do they look like billies? Half the things we talk in the IRC is complaining about Frontier, how they ignore the bug reports and actively ruin the game while adding nothing.
>>122215641
>there will never be a mod where you can send animals into space
>there will never be a subsequent mod where you can send kerbals with them to do lewd things to them in space
This isfun.
>>122215887
There will always be birds in the KSC screen even though there are no birds in the gameI really thought they'd remove that for release
>>122215814
Holy shit this is Squad tier. How did they fuck up THAT bad...
Odds work.
Even play.
>>122216237
all numbers and zero: burn squadcast
>>122216028
You'd also think they'd remove the various lines of text in the descriptions of some parts alluding to features that don't exist and will never exist, ie, jr. docking port saying that you can't transfer crew through it
At least they removed the "WIP" from the terrain scatter setting, even if they didn't otherwise actually touch the terrain scatter at all
>>122216306
I'm really looking forward to the 1.0 version they seem obsessed with calling 1.1This should have indicated to everyone that KSP was no longer being developed by competent individuals.
>>122216306
The scatter setting is not a lie. They don't work on it anymore, so it's not WIP.
>>122215641
>KSP has no development of manned spaceflight
>you will never send Kerbin fauna into space in test modules to study the effect of exposure to radiation or whether the modules are well enough designed to keep something alive
>Max is probably cleaning his desk out right this very second.
>>122216294
>keep calm and (thing) shirt
>lives in a republic instead of a monarchy
Friendly reminder that cultural appropriation is not okay
>>122216545
>you will never research heavy-duty hulls for craft designed for hostile atmospheres like Jool and Eve
>>122216468
This part is so horrible. I mean the nozzle is even on a thing that looks like you can rotate. Damn, they just could have made it into an low thrust but high gimbal engine.
Even my shitty eddit would have looked better.
>>122215103
>tfw started thinking about what a realistic development cycle for making the game not shit would look like after max left
>it will never be real
>>122216919
>you will never put a lander on Eve only for it to be destroyed by the aggressive atmosphere
>you will never lose astronauts to unexpected hardware failures of this sort
>>122216545
a reckless disregard for kerbal lives is pretty kerbal though
>>122217971
There will never be reasons like this to justify probes
>>122218004
I always thought lelsokerbal was a meme.
>>122217971
There are unexpected hardware failures, they're just caused by OOMs
>>122217971
>tfw designing ships with redundant systems
>tfw no Apollo 13 scenario where you use an engine that was never designed to do something else
Steam Controller support is out.
Too bad I don't have one.
I'd prefer a flightstick anyways.
I can't find motivation to work, /kspg/...
Porting a perlin noise generator from c++ to cg is fucking tedious.
>>122219314
write a spherical surface generator that uses procedural tectonic plates
BURN SQUADCAST
>>122219583
Sounds fun, I wonder how it looks like in motion.
Porting libnoise to cg is enough work for me now, and I still have much to do after that.
>>122220263
Seems like it's been done before, but it couldn't hurt for making a more believable planet surface you know? Not necessarily within the engine itself, just as a tool for making a base that can be enhanced by hand.
>>122220804
okay you got me, I'm mad
>>122220804
literally kill yourself
>People still think prohibiting guns will do shit
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-34814203
Oops!
>>122221817
I did it again!
Let's try something new
How doesa KSP-based CYOAsound?
>>122220965
>>122221161
the reason earth is expanding is that matter is being created in the core
>>122222638
>If you want to let Jeb die alone in space go to page 9.
>If you rather like to send a rescue mission towards him go to page 23.May contain soft gayporn.
>>122222660
>matter is being created
again, kill yourself
BURN
>>122220751
It's been done, by I can't find any source for this.
I don't plan to rewrite everything, only noise generators used by PQSmods.
Either that or rewrite a c# noise library to match my shader, and somehow find a way to use it with ksp.
Results could worth the try. There's plenty of use for this kind of things.
>>122222919
I didn't mean that kind of CYOA, but is that a yes anyway?
I know a lack of replies could either mean "ded" or "no", so please speak up if I'm being a retard
>>122220804
>>122222660
>mfw
>>122223116
I don't know. What kind of adventure do you want to create? I don't quite fit you can do much with the kerbal theme you couldn't do with astronauts. I'm in fear it just limits the story, rather than expands it.
don't spend too much time in map mode lads, you'll become disoriented.
>>122223375
>meticulously constructed mission and complex intercept ruined by literally running into the fucking asteroid
HAH, now THAT is Kerbal.
>>122223372
I'm going to leave a lot of it up to /kspg/
Most likely the first attempt will end up short and meme-y and ending in lelsokerbal, since no one would be taking it seriously
In any case, I'll take that as a "yes"
>>122223581
I want a love scene between Val, a space kraken and a large ship.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
Is Maxmaps literally the use case this effect?
>>122223581
I'd like to see a black hole get sucked into Maxmaps
>>122223975
>Is Maxmaps literally the use case this effect?
No, Max is just an asshole. He knows he added nothing, but got money for doing so.
>>122223581
I attempted to draw
Needless to say, looks like we're not doing that
First off, what will /kspg/ be?
>male kerbal
>female kerbal
>>122224597
She is wearing too much clothing.
>>122224437
no transkerbals
fucking kill yourself shitlord
>>122224437
I think it's quite rude to only have two options for genders.I want /kspg/ to be a male-to-female-transgender pandakin.
>>122224717
considering shortstacks are my specialty, I'd fix that
but I don't feel like drawing
Is there a mod that makes space stations useful?
>>122224597
Girlbal it is, then
>>122224745
>>122224774
You can choose whether or not to be mentally ill later
>You, a biologically female kerbal, look out the window
>What do you see?
>>122224892
a snek
>>122224717
Is that better?
>>122224892
A kerbals hand on the other side of the window which is not moving and blood is dripping from it. It seems to be dead.
>>122223031
E:D actually uses that for the way it generates planets, so that they can generate sort of believable surface features.
>>122224892
>not neckbeardbal
>>122225060
>>122225081
>You see an unfortunate victim of one of the local sneks
>Must be a tourist that strayed too far from his tour guide
>You sigh, grab the window cleaner and a broom, and step outside to shoo away the snek and clean off the window
>Such is life in kerbal Australia
>What does /kspg/ do now?
>keeping fog lights on when a car is right behind you
This is easily in the top 3 of the things that make me boil with rage when driving
>>122223827
>I want a love scene between Val, a space kraken and a large ship.
How about a love scene involving Val crashing a large ship because of the space Kraken?https://www.fanfiction.net/s/10607988/1/Structural-Failure
>>122225407
Look where the hell I am since I don't know if I'm still on Kerbin or already in space.
>>122225440
Just relax.
>>122225442
>"Val gets more than she bargained for when she goes on the adventure of a lifetime."
>"Genre: Romance/Friendship"
MFW
>>122225628
>Kerbal Australia, of course, is...
>Where is kerbal Australia, /kspg/?
>>122225785
Somewhere near the horizon.
I want to get inside a rocket now.
>>122225628
>Just relax.
Yeah..I'm not actually raging, that was just an hyperbole.
But this shit is extremely annoying, people here have the habit of turning every light they possibly can as soon as they see a little mist in the air, which is both annoying and fucking unsafe once your presence has been acknowledged by dozens of cars around you
>>122225930
>Coming back to reality after your flashback, looking out the window of the capsule you see kerbal Australia curving away over the horizon
>That happened a week ago, before you were contacted by KSC officials
>Apparently the feds have instituted a new quota, requiring a certain average percentage of women astronauts per launch
>As a result, they decided to appoint women at random to fly in their missions, regardless of their qualifications or lack thereof, and this time one of them happened to be you
>You look around the interior of the capsule, and you see...
>What does /kspg/ see?
>>122226464
An opened container with green slimy goo inside.
>>122226464
another snek
>>122226739
>>122227280
>You are inside the mobile lab, designed to allow scientists to conduct various experiments on-site without requiring expensive sample return missions
>Or something like that
>Since you apparently have experience with wildlife, the KSC officials decided to designate you as a scientist
>Not entirely accurate, but you wouldn't be doing anything anyway, as you have no experience with anything
>In fact, you're explicitly forbidden to touch any equipment or controls, and have been commanded to "sit there and look pretty while everyone else does the work"
>Which is exactly what you're doing, sitting and looking pretty while Johnbert, an actual scientist, studies a snek and some green goo that's apparently of scientific significance
>Which is alright, since only one scientist actually needs to be doing work in here in order to get the results
>What does /kspg/ do now?
>>122227617
try to mingle with johnbert and get to pet the cute snek
>>122227617
Knock Johnbert out while he is distracted .
>>122224828
>shortstacks
>tfw satch
>>122227617
Burn squadcast.
>>122227870
I definitely aint drawing that son
>>122227934
is it because you're actually satch?
>>122228075
I'm too tall, fat and penis-having to be satch
>>122225407
>grab the window cleaner
You expect a mexican to fight it off?
also who /abusing substances/ before Squadcast?
ONE HOUR AND FIFTEEEEEEEEN MINUTES
while you guys were busy with your kerbal roleplay, I went ahead and prepared the northern network to accept the supplies needed to really get those coal and iron mines pumping. This will achieve two results:
1- The mines will slowly increase production, which will then increase the production of metal, which will increase the production of supplies, which will make the mines increase their production faster until they hit their production cap and restore some sort of balance in the loop
2- after the loop reaches an equilibrium, the farm supplies production (which is the resource that I really need) will have skyrocketed and will allow me to start feeding those goddamn farms down there at the other network.
the amount of farm supplies will decide the amount of farm serviced by those supplies.
this is the final step before connecting the northern and southern network so they can cuddle together and live happily thereafter
>>122228469
lookin good, I don't know why they're talking about that shit game.
Gonna take a break to help us burn squadcast one last time?
>>122227772
>>122227837
>You grab a piece of heavy nearby equipment and swing it at Johnbert, attempting to knock him unconscious
>Unfortunately, you aren't a physicist and fail to account for inertia or whatever it's called, and end up swinging yourself as well, resulting in the equipment only lightly tapping him on the head
>"Kayes, put that back, I'll get fired if mission control finds out you were touching equipment under my supervision"
>you put the equipment back, and ask Johnbert if you could pet his snek
>"Sorry, but starting microgravity intercourse tests are the reason I'm on thin ice with mission control to begin with, just wait one more half hour"
>What does /kspg/ do now?
>>122227934
please
>>122228672
Kick the container so the green goo comes out.
>>122228574
I never watched a single squadcast and I'm not going to start now, sorry m8
Just give me some updates on what happens and I'll be happy
btw, Paris is under attack, guys
>I know, I'll fill /kspg/ with bullshit in the leadup to squadcast, that'll stop them from being mean troles!
You're gonna need to try harder.compensating much?
>>122229005
Hope the eiffel tower isn't made out of steel beams.
>>122212741
Re: Max's tweet... could he maybe... I don't know,talk about 1.1?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3317776/Machine-gun-fire-heard-central-Paris-police-flood-scene-not-far-Charlie-Hebdo-shootings.html
>>122228908
>You kick the container, this time bracing yourself against the wall so it'll actually do something, and break it
>The goo was apparently volatile, or maybe in a pressurized environment, or possibly both
>This is evidenced by the resulting explosion, embedding a rather large shard of glass into your skull
>Note to self, don't mess with potentially hazardous materials you know nothing about
>Lelsokerbal end
>Restart?
>If so, from last post or beginning?
>>122229257
if this don't spark some kind of response europe is dead
>>122229257
Perfect excuse for Max to cancel Squadcast out of "respect".
>>122229345
I-I died? That's horrible! Okay I'll start from the last post.
I get out of the science lab and get inside the command pod.
>>122229257
>gun control is bad because they take my freedoms away
>>122229665
>You exit the lab and enter the adjacent capsule
>What does /kspg/ see?
>>122229665
>gun control is bad because they take my freedoms away
Oh fuck, that's not in Murrica. Well, no idea how to response, nopw that I know it was in france.
Maybe they should have surrendered faster.
>>122229756
A male Kerbal sleeping on the controls and another one playing with girl dolls.
>>122229579
I was just thinking that. Although now that he has a limited amount of power to lord over people, he'll want to use every last drop.
BTW did you guys know fakemailgenerator.com is great for creating multiple twitch accounts and email verifying them so you can use the illegal concept of free speech in the twitch chat?
>>122229874
What kind of pod are they in?
>>122229931
the mk2 command pod
FORTY FIVE MINUTES
Attendance:
http://strawpoll.me/5999140
http://strawpoll.me/5999140
http://strawpoll.me/5999140
>>122230028
>You open the hatch and look into the Mk1-2 Pod
>Herlin, the engineer, appears to be playing with dolls while Neilbert, the pilot, is sleeping on the controls
>Herlin doesn't appear to have noticed you
>What does /kspg/ do?
>download news app today
>get three notifications about Paris
>delete news app
>tfw in a space station watching the world burn below
You guys are horrible!!!!!!!
Snek I almost got fired today too
>>122230431
Neat? I like your subreddit.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Iamsodarncool/
>>122230317
Take out the camera I always hide in my pony-tail and make a picture of Herlin playing with the dolls.
Threaten to publish them if he doesn't teach me how to control the ship.
>>122230136
Where's the option for not giving a shit?
>>122230631
Uh, that'd be "not voting"
>>122230716
But how would you know if I'm here and not give a shit about squadcast?
>>122230573
My boss got fired today.
>>122230787
holy shit! you were right!
what a week
>>122230787
What? What's happening?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjGb56hX9WE
>>122230879
Actually, uh, I'm not snek. Just jumping in on the firing party.
>>122230136
you forgot to include the option "I'll just watch it to see how you will do absolutely nothing as always" and the "I literally care more about women's right in Nigeria than about squadcast, and I really don't give a shit about women in Nigeria"
>>122230573
>>122230787
what happened
>>122231114I'm actually planning on not saying much today, just watch the butthurt unfold
>>122230787
>>122231149
He was stealing from the company, showing up hours late for work and then only hanging around for a few hours, not doing his job properly when he bothered to do anything, and was shit at managing those who were under him.
>>122230602
>You take out the camera you hide in your ponytail and prepare to take a shot of Herlin in the act
>Except there's no possible way that you could really hide a camera in there, and mission control prohibited you from doing that anyway, so you just grab it from one of the equipment containers instead
>You line up the camera and take the shot, and the shutter sounds
>Herlin is startled for a moment, then looks at you confused
>You explain your plan to blackmail him into telling you how to control the ship, and seal it with your trademark evil laugh
>Herlin looks at you, "You do know that everyone knows I play with these things, right?"
>"I mean, they do have to go through all the stuff you take onto the station, you know that, right?"
>"And I don't know how to fly this thing anyway, Neilbert's the pilot, not me"
>What does /kspg/ do?
>>122231342
do you have any other manager friends? Can they advocate for an appeal of your dismissal?
I wonder if we'll get to meet d.turk
>>122231306
what butthurt? who should feel butthurt?
please don't tell me you expect max to feel or appear butthurt because then it means you really live in a fantasy world.And you already proved a lot of times you are seeing a reality different than everyone else, I just have a tiny bit of hope that you are not that down into the spiral
>>122231374
ask herlin if he knows how to let the snek free
>>122231585
Max, relax.You can't stop what's about to happen, I just hope you bothered to clean out your desk.
>>122231374
Ignore what Herlin said and gently push yourself on Neilberts lap. Then wake him up with a tap on his nose. Use the magic of female persuasiveness to make me teach how to control ship.
>>122231643
hey, at least the snek isn't being sexually abused
twenty minutes
I wonder who are better
Mexicans or Syrians?
>>122231680
>Max
here we go again
you know what? I don't want to start the same old discussion we have almost every friday in which you always show that you can't sustain an argument and unleash all your trademark "hi
max", "hi shill", "hi kasper" and all their variations.
You win, you are a super internet badass, you totally got max fired and will totally annihilate squad tonight. GG.
see you later when you will come back bragging about all the things you did that never happened
>>122232057
mexicans only seem to mass-murder their fellow mexicans. i'd rather have them if i had to choose.
>>122231643
>"I don't know, I don't touch that stuff, and it sounds like a bad idea anyway"
>"And you're not really supposed to do that, either"
>>122231691
>You climb around the seats and start straddling Neilbert
>except the pod is rather cramped, so you actually just sort of awkwardly shuffle around while Herlin asks you what you're doing until you wake Neilbert up while you're braced against the walls and his seat in an awkward position
>After a moment of silence, you proceed with the plan anyway and go to tap him on the nose
>Then you realize that kerbals don't have noses, so you just sort of tap his face instead
>He looks at you with a blank expression while one of Herlin's dolls floats by
>What does /kspg/ do?
>>122232173
BURN SQUADCAST
>>122232101
>never happened
you don't watch, so how would you know?
I'm running out to the liquor store but I can try to keep this flame war up while squadcast is on if you want
or you could just start spamming pictures of KSP
>>122232173
Tell him you'll make him feel good if he teaches you how to fly.
BUILD TRUMP
WALL 2016
>>122232357
who said I never watch?
>>122232470
>You stutter a bit and tell Neilbert you'll make him feel good if he teaches you how to fly
>He blinks, then continues to stare in silence
>"I'm already starting to not like these federal mandates", Herlin says while retrieving one of his dolls
>What does /kspg/ do?
>>122232634
>I literally care more about women's right in Nigeria than about squadcast, and I really don't give a shit about women in Nigeria
I'm leaving for the store now can you guys warm up squadcast without me?
>>122232810
not the same guy
>>122232794
start tearing up and slamming fist into the control panel
I need link for the squadcast
Who's hosting?
KasperVld: Alshain01, Max never disclosed the reason of his departure, and speculating about that is not something I feel we should do
Odds, get drunk
Evens, be productive and work on my program
Odds, get drunk while programming
Evens, dont be a degenerate and stay sober
0 get drunk anyway
>>122233339
Nice compromise
>>122233339
cheers
>>122233025
>You muster as many tears as you can and slam the control panel with your fist, again making sure to brace yourself against something
>You damage the control panel, exposing some of the wires
>Those wires make contact with your fist, completing a circuit between those wires and a metal bar you were holding on to with your other hand
>Electrocution end
>Restart?
>>122233536
Negative. Terminate.
>>122233536
I died again? You're stories are hard.
Okay, I'll start from the last post.
Get out of the cockpit as fast as I can. Go back into the science lab.
>>122233659
Alrighty then
Until next time
Probably tomorrow
is rape in space illegal?
who owns the orbital-space anyway?
if i had money and put a shuttle in orbit, would my porn stash on it be legally safe?
And obviously GregroxAutist says he'll dearly miss Maxmaps
Wait a sex
Is Max hosting?
I thought he left Squad
>>122234113
last stream, it's fucking orgasmic
kasper kinda confirmed he got fired
>>122233805
Oh, okay, well, it's Squadcast time now anyway. I had fun.
>>122233960
I heard space belongs to noone and you can't own anything there. Some kind of space laws. I guess the human rights still count there.
>>122233957
I can't watch Squadcast because twitch is not working for me. some kind of firefox problem I don't want to deal with now. If something important happens please say so.
>>122234113
His last stream.
the fuck is EJ_SA and why are they raiding?
>>122233960
Anything is legal in space. There is no space police or space court.
>Max isn't explaining why is he leaving
You can close the stream now
Max literally just admit that he adds nothing
>>122234706
yup, and now he's talking about y0rshee's mouth. Lewd.
He looks fucking pissedhaha
1-9: I play Thaumcraft
0: I play KSP, but get a pretty neat get in the process.If I get a 0, this will be the fourth time in a row I've had to do something KSP related with a 1 in 10 chance.
I am Mexican and i am sad that Max is leaving
He actually did the right thing, he is now bringining this popular Mexican indie game to more platforms so more people can enjoy it
Granted, KSP could have been a better game but i already invested hundred of hours on it
And i couldn't have it any other way.
>tfw the audience from a KSP streamer was able to make something more coordinate and visible than the burn squadcast guy did since forever
>>122234892
>he is now bringining this popular Mexican indie game to more platforms so more people can enjoy it
>implying the console versions will be actually playable
>implying flying tiger won't inevitably majorly fuck it up and leave a buggy unplayable mess
>>122234973
Feelings: Not hurt
so i've not played the game in a long time, but are 5 stacks of double nasa tanks really needed to go to the moon with the new aero or is the guy just being lelsokerbal?
>>122235194
>is the guy just being lelsokerbal
>>122235085
Fucks: not given
>>122235335
Post: delete this
>>122235194
that barely reaches orbit dude
Dr. Turkey sounds white!
heh...I'd really like to hear from the guy who was bragging about the album yesterday
you totally convinced everyone
>>122235614
oh shit no that's EJ I wasn't paying attention
but EJ just fucking ripped him apart
>max doing the old "gravity turn" like a fucking idiot
>>122235675
Feelings also not hurt, fuckoff, I'm just watching him stuff the spaghetti in his pockets.
>>122235675
Wow that guy's pretty darn coolhe should fucking kill himself
I don't see squadcast burning.
>>122235762
you better post some proof of him looking butthurt or spagettiing all over the place, because to me it looks like everyone is cheering him and he looks like he is enjoying all the attention.
majestic failure as always, burn squadcast guy, you never fail to impress me.
>EJ shilling for max
Fucking EJ just said .18 was great and called max a solid rocket booster to ksp's liquid and kinda talked about max in fascist terms and uniting a front and forcing a plan of attack.
And max is a yankees fan. Does he have jewish blood?
Max is crying
Squadcast is on thursdays now thank fuck
>>122236132
>Fucking EJ just said .18 was great and called max a solid rocket booster to ksp's liquid and kinda talked about max in fascist terms and uniting a front and forcing a plan of attack
English please?
>>122235851
who
>>122236374
iamsodarnautistic
And it's over.And it's not burning
>You are all fantastic and I have been fantastic and this has been Squadcast and I'm Maxmaps goodbye.
The grin is him holding back sobs.
He signed off 23 minutes early.
>>122236398
Oh ok.
Not that it matters but I'm still trying to influence chat into Losing faith in max; I'm the person that asked that question. I just happen to have a hatred for him at the moment with him jumping ship after letting the game go to hell.
BURNREFUGEE CAMPS
https://twitter.com/CazTravels/status/665332641487523841
OH MY GOD LOOK AT HOW MAX WAS TOTALLY RAPED BY HIS EX FANS, WE TOTES BURNED SQUADCAST TONIGHT MAX WAS NOT CRYING BECAUSE HE IS LEAVING, HE IS CRYING BECAUSE WE BURNED HIS STREAM
YOOOOOOO ANOTHER EPIC VICTORY LOOK AT ALL THE PEOPLE CALLING HIM OUT ON HIS LIES HAHAHAHA I AM SUCH A PROPHET
PIC RELATED IS REEKING OF BUTTHURT JUST LOOK AT THIS HOLY FUCK IM SO JIZZING IN MY PANTS
>>122236882
*tip*
>>122236827
>trying to influence chat into Losing faith in max
totally worked
Well, that's it.
Max is gone now
Do you feel happy?
>>122237128
Like a new man. One who should hopefully never need a trip again.
Do you?
>>122237128
Why would I? I don't give a single fuck.>tfw no bf
He's gonna show up here any minuteHe might already be here
>leaving kspg
>>122237181
name a single occasion where your trip has ever been remotely relevant
tripping while linking your reddit posts absolutely doesn't count as relevant
So, any news about 1.1?
>>122237449
Don't you have some nuts to suck
>>122237406
I'm gonna go roll a spliff, my work is done for the week.
>>122237406
please stay here, we have a resident who is totally going to show you, just like he did in the stream a few minutes ago.
please stay and be told by him.
i want to see it
>>122237575
He is under NDA, he's just here to shitpost, I've got no more reason to pursue it.
>>122237528
you sure showed me, m8
you are totally not evading my question there
>>122237746
How's this? I do not contest your statement. Hence why I'm ceasing it's use. Get off my dick
>>122237340
>>122237406
>literally within seconds
bravo
>>122237967
Oh come on, I've been reading it all day.
>>122238017
Sure maxGET A TRIP
>>122237841
you implied you needed a trip
i asked you to name a single occasion where your trip as ever needed
you went full damage control
you are now pretending you don't understand my questions
you are still not answering my very, very simple question about your trip
you will now tell me to fuck off because that is the only argument you have
you are on a very good streak of failures tonight, keep impressing me.hint: you still haven't called me Kasper, maybe you should try with that
>>122238017
so how you feel about the happening in paris, or is that just like an ordinary day in mexico to you?
hello:^)
>>122238017
max now that you're unemployed do you agree that europe should deport all its refugees into the north sea?
>>122238017
dont fuckn care m8, i'll read it in the morning
>>122238017
that was a trainwreck of a squadcast right there, is there, this is what you do for a living?
But anyways. Guys, thanks for everything. You were consistently the most interesting part of the community.
Even the smear campaign thing was cute in the 'non pr person does pr' kinda way.
This is my final post! Retiring the tripcode and all. Be nice to Dr. Turkey, dude's pretty much a slightly younger version of me and agrees with me on so much, you won't even notice I'm gone.
So long, and thanks for all the fish.
>>122238218
need proofs senpai
>>122238218
oh fug
>>122238348
1488
>>122238295
whoopsie, first one's meant for
>>122238168
>>122238218
hello person of neutral-to-good standing. Please don't fuck it up. I plan on not tormenting you.
>>122238348
No please stay, we like you here.
>>122238218
Pls verify
>>122238348
We know you'll continue to post anonymously, try not to disclose important corporate information in the future. It's kind of... unprofessional.
>>122238351Check twitterJust memeing lolI'm not him
>>122238654
Europe will not BUILD WALL
So we must BUILD WALL for them
>>122238218
On the off-chance you're him or maybe he will still read this, here is a list of things to consider but not necessarily respond to:
Project roadmap, update size, and development capacity are all bottlenecks effectively limiting one-another. If you clear them up you'd get a better dev cycle. For one thing, scrap QA and make an opt-in option for experimental builds. You're wasting a huge resource and the hotfix thing is not cute. Furthermore, the updates don't need to be so hulking in content, smaller more consistent ones will foster a better community.
>>122238538
>>122238843
oh fugg oh well
>>122238654
fuck I'm not even a republican and I want toBUILD WALL
B
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MEME
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>>122238415
here's your (You)
L
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>>122239803
LE WALLMASTER
>>122239803
Sub-optimal at best, lad
>>122239985
Oh I know, I used an incognito window to exclude those. We clean up well.>Not having "[deleted]" which can be control-f'd and counted to calculate deletion rates.
>>122239856
spooky
kerbal crusaders against the kraken when?
>>122240596
*Steps across line*
>>122240657
*Raises spork*
>>122240730
*Builds wall*
>captcha
ayyy lmao
>>122241483
you know macdonald is a real name, and mcdonalds is named after its founders, richard and maurice mcdonald?
>>122238348
Even in the end, max adds nothinggib trip
>>122241640
>>122241576
Yes. It still means I have to eat burger.
>>122238348
>This is my final post! Retiring the tripcode and all
You said this last time.
Oh boy, here I go playing ksp again.
>>122238348
>you won't even notice I'm gone
welp, so much for KSP
Explain me
Why do Mexicans pretend to be interested in videogames?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdcVuUX0-JQ
What KSP needs is more frontiers
As of now, the only places that can be colonized are
>ground
>space
>surface of the ocean (sort of)
1.0.5 helped a lot in that it made the ocean surface and underwater a whole lot more navigable, if we could properly colonize the seafloor, underwater, surface of the ocean, air, and underground, the planets would have a whole lot more depth than they do now, where all you can really do is drive around and fly a bit
>>122242494
this guy might be professional af, max is just trying to trigger us
>>122242791
Not to mention if resources were more varied and different areas had different conditions of habitability. Like, there could be many benefits to living at the bottom of a sea on Eve but the suit and vessel specifications would need to withstand extremely high pressures and temperatures, which would require lots of research (and rare resources if you wanted to build in-situ)
>>122243057
Jesus christ anon, that sort of language triggers Harv's PTSD
>>122243057
pressurization would also make for more indepth early tier parts
>>122243208
why doesn't Harv fucking code it then? The resource API is here, the heating system is here, I see no issue in writing hooks that deal with pressure in the same way to interact with part values (if:pressure<X then: failure)
>>122243617
Harv can't understand a system as needlessly complex as that
>>122243745
Shiieeet, squad should just give the game to me, I'll spend all my time coding in features for /kspg/ while making the game more fun in general, while rubbing it in all the former staff's faces
I'll be the programmer equivalent of a kekolder
>>122244067
Make a KSP open source clone
>>122244067
Make a proper airship mod
>>122237406
Why does Dr_Turkey add nothing?
>>122244154
>>122244246
I can't into physics (yet)
I'm like, more of a game/feature coder/designer but given the chance I'd be more than willing to try (no octopus logos included)
>>122244067
>I can't into physics (yet)
>>122244067
>squad should just give the game to me, I'll spend all my time coding in features for /kspg/
>>122244441
videogame rigid body physics has absolutely nothing to do with rl physics besides calculating impulse, which is ridiculously simple. it's mostly just a complicated mesh of collision tests of varying speed and accuracy.
>>122244541
>implying physics are what we need now and not actual gameplay features
>>122244606
Oh okay, makes sense.
Given the chance I'd put in axial tilt, I feel that's a major thing that's missing at the moment
>>122244405
>not even secure trip
>making me come out of retirement
>want burger
>all the good burger places are closed
>only the big 3 fast food remain but their burgers are shit
should i lower my standards or just have potato soup instead
>>122245323
>being a tripfag
>being a secure tripfag
No, it is you that adds nothing. I am the future. I am eternal.
>>122245540
>Not cooking your own burger
>>122245665
>cooking
what a cuĶck
What a time to be alive
>>122246024
Funny, I'd pity a guy who's going to have to run through the desert hefting a heavy white flag.
>>122246024
we /crusade/ now.
>>122246024
is the happening finally happening
>>122246024
muslim drama truly is the best drama
>>122246024
Bless the muslims for creating a new war.
Too bad my military service is already up, and I declined when they asked me to re-enter. I'll probably be working for the FBI soon, though and maybe Ill get to hunt domestic terrorists at least.
>>122246285
go get your engineering degree, help design the next wave of brown-removing technology
>>122246024
They had their chance to live in comfort off of European politicians keking their population, but they just had to squander it by being a bunch of backwards fucktards that don't realize that it's not 1400 anymore and you can't just kill people because they said a thing you don't like
>>122246285
Do it anon, remove the kebab for /kspg/.
>>122245645
This seems like the kind of childish thing Max would do
>>122246075
JE SUIS CHARLIE
>>122246584
Shut up. Charlie deserved it for their bigotry.
>>122246684
get over here faggot, I'll biggot your tree
>>122246684
I know this is bait, and while they were kinda dicks, no one deserves to get shot over a cartoon.
>>122246771
i was under the impression hebdo was a very progressive-leaning magazine that generally denounced ``islamophobia''. they definitely weren't insulting islam overall, so it really highlights just how dumb muslim immigrants are.
i feel like this trip would get a shitload of replies on /v/.
Why isn't fuel dumping stock yet?
>>122246974
Yeah, it pointed out the stupidity in everyone like any good comedy medium but mudslimes were the only ones to get mad about it
>>122247081
It is, but only for ore
And you can only dump an entire tank at once
What would happen if the entire Mexican population living in USA is replaced by Muslims?
>>122247865
Hell on earth
>>122247865
tfw no race war
>>122247865
all civilized nations (except sweden) would punish Islam by death
Holy fuck this thing is hard as hell to land with FAR. I had way too much speed on landing so I had to ditch in the water.
11/10 would land again
>>122248071
Why are you posting your shitty knockoff in /pol/?
>>122248071
i thought i'd never see that cancer singlepart shuttle again
>>122248127
>>122248132
>not wanting an elegant shuttle instead of a ugly multipart abomination contraption that crashes the game
Pretty weak, desu senpai
>>122248517
oh god this is so sad. i bet you'd pay someone to build a lego set for you.
>>122248517
>playing a construction game
>do no construction
this fucking billy
>>122248071
>>122248517
Shuttles were a mistake
t. von Braun
>>122248612
>>122248646
>not enjoying the comfy feeling of doing stuff IVA only
>fucking around with ugly ass creations
>not being full comfy building a space station with your space tug
Again, pretty weak desu senpai.I reconfigured this thing to work with rss, but I lost that old file and I not motivated enough to engage in my old space autism
>>122249475
please stop trying to give me cancer
>>122249475
>implying you need shitty 1-part abominations to do IVA-only
>sucking at building
I checked Max twitter
https://twitter.com/MaxmapsI feel a little sad
Is there any way to choose which exit a kerbal uses when you choose to do EVA?
I'm using the Mk3 Cabin and I'm trying to get my kerbals to exit through the back hatch, which I have connected to a cargo bay. But they keep using the hatch on the right side of the cockpit, and I can't find anything on the wiki to let me change the exit location.
I even tried blocking the "external" hatches with fins and such, but the kerbals just end up standing on top of them.
Is this a futile effort?
>>122249585
>Follow @Dr_Turkey ! If you thought I was doing great, wait til you see what he has in store for the game! #THANKS
Here we go
>>122249902
Thank you very much, anon. That was driving me insane.
>>122249561
>imblying
>>122249545
Enjoy :DDDDDDDont worry, guys I only use KSO to build LKO spess stations, its the best and prettiest way to do that, IMO. When I go to duna & eve I'll make custom autism builds
>>122250310
I'll forgive you for the station modules, the only way to make anything much more complex is to have a construction mod.
>>122250310
One thing that frustrates me about this mod is that I ALWAYS get this bullshit initialization error whenever I connect enough modules to my space station.
Is this the single cringiest thing to ever emerge from culture?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqUsHmtZygg
>>122251575
i literally can't think of a more overrated anime than ttgl
>>122251520
Just like the real thing, the shuttle absolutely dwarves the spess station during the early stages of construction. At least I now have a habitat module so now some guys can spend some time now in orbit.
>>122251709
>>122251520
Post something interesting or drink bleach.
>>122251760
This
It's okay, MiguelIt's over nowDon't you want to bean hero?
>>122251760
>>122252051
If by interesting you mean going to other celestial bodies, that wont happen until after I finish my spess station. This thing will serve as my first refueling and orbital construction point so its breddy important.I also put up my first keosynchronus satellite to maintain constant contact with KSC, but that was one of the first things I did on this save.
I think I'll attach one more module to the station before I go to bed.
>>122251632
It's amazing how assmad Max is about getting fired.
>>122252296
No, by interesting we mean the blank blue background that would exist in place of the picture if you just didn't post it at all.
>>122252326
i'm not max. i'm just a cĆ³nnoisseur of nipponese kino. i know a shit anime when i see one, and ttgl is definitely shit.
>>122252449
It was just an errant comment, was not accusing you of being Max.God I still can't believe I've been freed from this tormented prism of existence
>>122252446
Hue, you buttmad. Too bad I'm havingfun
>>122251760
What contributions have you made? You sound like a piece of shit.
>>122252956
Don't worry man, I've got your back. Your posts are fine.
>>122253097
>>122252956
No contribution is better than a net-negative contribution, which is what you're posting you samefagging nigger.
c-calm down g-guys
>>122252956
I will be changing this shitty yaw situation asap. Angled stabilizers are NOT the answer for a shuttle, that's for sure.
>>122253097Thanks, senpai
"The Martian" is being entered in the golden globes as a comedy.
Evens donuts
odds cookies
>>122253690
i want a donut
>>122253728
zero is not a number, so maybe I should get both so they cancel out
>>122253768
but even - odd = odd, which is odd which means cookie
>>122253768
Zero is an even number. Eat donuts, faggo
>>122253853
>Zero is an even number
don't even bother posting if the highest level math you've taken is differential equations, kiddo
>>122253927
Prove that zero isn't even
>>122252956
what skybox?
>>122254056
prove that god is real, maybe then i'll waste my time stooping to your level
>>122254116
>resorting to bullshit rhetoric
Ok
I landed
>>122254271
wow you're the same person, grats on your 2-for-1 newfaggotry
>>122254271
is that a space-worthy kind of short bus?
>>122254056
if I have zero bananas, I do not have an even number of bananas, I have no bananas.
>>122254084
>>122254841
I forgot, it is a realistic version of the milky way, not the bullshit version that includes wavelengths that we cannot see that has been circulating. After a quick google search it MAY be this one?
https://www.reddit.com/r/KerbalSpaceProgram/comments/2tn63g/i_made_a_skybox_of_our_milky_way/
>>122254329I'm drunk-anon/server-anon/physics-anon
Seriously, though it is easy to prove that zero is even and/or not-odd. The only argument for zero being not even is that it isn't a real number, which is a weak argument imo. There are a fuck ton of numbers that are not real, including complex numbers, which are just as valid as any other number.
>>122254564
Well, to know what an even number is, we need ot make a definition of an even number. The most common definition of an even number is that the number is divisible by two. In other words, even number MOD 2 = 0. So, what is 0 MOD 2? That is zero 0/2 is 0, there are 0 numbers left over. Lets go to another common definition of an even number, that is used in many proofs. An even number is also defined as 2k, where k is any integer. Lets set 2k = 0. In that case k = 0, which is a valid integer, therefore 0 is even.
As I said the only argument for 0 not being an even number is that 0 is not a real number. But, if 0 is not a real number then we either should not be able to represent it as a fraction, or as a square root. However, we can easily represent 0 as a fraction as 0/x, and 0 can easily be represented as a square root as sqrt(0). 0 is completely in the realm of real numbers. According to every single definition, 0 is even.
https://twitter.com/CarolCNN/status/665185675705192448
Rooskies a bro now? The last time this happened, we fucked the Krauts in the ass.
>>122255125
AFFIX BAYONETS AND PREPARE TO REMOVE KEBAB COMRADES
Americans custom built a multi-million dorrar tracked crawler.
Russians used a train.
>>122255125
putin wants the west to forget crimea. russia is still the west's enemy, and in this case the "enemy of my enemy is my friend" philosophy only serves to let putin line up for another shameless power grab once soft western hearts and short western memories start thinking "russia has changed".
mudslimes are tiny compared to western or eastern military might, that's just not so obvious because we don't want to hurt any innocents ;(
>>114573098
>Being this bad about replying to old posts
>>122255326
But Anon, if we team up we might get to take our F-14s back from Iran.
Im drunk as balls, fuck. Its ok, though cause I've been regulating my alcohol intake pretty well, I think.
Does anyone want a lecture on some random physics shit? I may give a lecture on random physics shit.
>>122255602
Go nuts
>>122255403
i think that's beside the point. iran, the saudis, the egyptians, etc are all absolutely minuscule and too busy infighting to pose any meaningful threat to the west or russia other than through fear. either of us could exterminate all of them united with barely any effort if we weren't restrained by the international community, so why would we risk letting russia - a real threat - pull itself out of the dirt just to make half-hearted anti terrorism attempts slightly less useless?
>fireden only goes back to april
>Macey is dead again
>>122255621
Hmm, imaginary numbers, quantum entanglement, or probability (in the quantum and classical sense) are things I may ramble about. I'll think about it while I take a shit.
Oh no! The HypeTrain is running out of HypeFuel! Venus Man, where are you?
Wait, what is that up in the sky? Is it a bird, is it a plane? Is it a cloud of sulfur heated to 900F? Is it...oh wait it is a cloud of sulfur heated to 900F!
Venus Man comes to the rescue! With his magical Venusian-based powers, he feeds molten sulfur and rotten egg air of death directly into the engine, not only supercharging the train but making the passengers choke! THE DAY IS SAVED!
>>122255325
That turned out well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m79UO4HOQmc
>>122256385
Fuck it, quantum entanglement it is.
Just about everything about in quantum physics is weird as shit because it contradicts everything we see in the world that we experience everyday. Quantum entanglement comes from physicists measuring the spin of particles, such as electrons and positrons. The polarization of photons are important as well, but can be ignored in this discussion.
In classical physics, the spin of a particle can be represented by an arrow pointing in the axis of rotation. Particles spinning in opposite directions have their arrows pointed in opposite directions. In the real world, we can measure the spin of particles using a detector. The detectors we use tell us if the axis of rotation is towards two plates, lets call these plates #1 and #2. Every measurement we make will be towards plate #1, or plate #2. Therefore, depending on how we orient the detectors, we can measure the spin in only one direction at a time. We also have the ability to produce a pair of particles, which we will call an entangled pair. We are able to measure each of these particles with a second detector. If we align these two detectors in the same direction, then the spins of the two particles will always be in opposite directions, every single time. Quantum mechanics and classical physics both predict this (I'll explain this further if anyone asks) If the two detectors are aligned 90 degrees to each other, the two particles measure opposite spins 50% of time, which is another prediction by classical physics and quantum mechanics. But what if the detectors are aligned in a position between 90 degrees and parallel? We get a completely different prediction than classical physics.
>>122257375
According to classical phsyics, the angle of the two detectors should have a linear relationship to what percentage of time the two particles have spins in opposite directions. But according to quantum mechanics, this relationship is a sine wave. When we actualyl perform the experienct, the result we get is always the one predicted by quantum mechanics, and not classical physics.
Suppose we align the detectors 45 degrees to each other. Classical physics will predict that the particles will have opposite spins 75% of the time, while quantum mechanics will predict opposite spins 85% of the time. As you may suspect, the 85% is what is actually measured. However, the fact that 8% is measured instead of 75% is a logical contradition, which forces us to believe that the two particles are senting message sto each other instantaneously. According to general relativity (again, if you have specific questions, ask), this implies that these messages are travelling backwards in time. In order to understand why this is the case, let us consider a simple logical thought expirement that is not related to quantum mechanis or to the measurement of spins.
Suppose we have a collection of marbles. Lets give these marbles three properties, A, B, and C. For each marble, we ar eallowed to choose only one of these three properties to measure. Each of these properties can have only one of these two values, which we will call "white", or "black". That is, the A, B, or C property of each marble can either be white or black.
Suppose we have a collection of marbles. Lets give these marbles three properties, A, B, and C. For each marble, we ar eallowed to choose only one of these three properties to measure. Each of these properties can have only one of these two values, which we will call "white", or "black". That is, the A, B, or C property of each marble can either be white or black.
>>122257476
oh shit
>>122257884Fugg I fucked up. I followed one anon's advice in typing shit out in notepad first but I copied and pasted wrong. Oh wellz! XD Going back to my old method of typing as I go
Now let us arrange all marble sin groups of two. Each marble is sperarated from its partner, and the two marbles are placed on opposite sides of the universe. We now choose one of the three properties to measure for each of the marbles. If we choose the same property to measure for both a marble and its partner, then we always get the same outcome for the two marbles. That is, the A, B or C property of the two marbles either both come out white, or they both come out black.
Now lets suppose we choose two different properties to measure fo ra particle and its partner. If we measure the "C" property of one of the marbles and we measure the "A" property of its partner, they always have the same value, and if we measure the "C" property of one of the marbles, and we measure the "B" property of its partner, they again will have the same value every time. Now, what if we measure the "A" property of one of the marbles and the "B" property of its partner? Based on the information presented so far, we should expect that they will have the same result. So, what if we were told that this is not the case, and that they have the same value only 1/2 of the time? This will be a logical contradiction with the information that was presented. If "C" is always the same value as both "A" and "B", then "A" and "B" must also always be the same value of each toher. But what if "A" and "B" were in fact equal to each other only for 50% of the pairs of the particles? This would imply that there is something fundamentally wrong with the rules of logic as we understand them.
Now lets consider a slightly different scenario. Again, we have a collection of marbles, and each marble is partnered with another marble, as described earlier.
>>122255736
But the F-14s tho.
>>122258456
ok what the fuck your explanation better be good
>>122258456
You're a crazy fuck, but I like it.
>>122258442
oh noooo
not again
>>122213157
Hi. I'm some random /4ccg/ poster scrolling down the VGL roster.
You're a cunt and so is OP.
>>122258456
This post requires a solid understanding of probability and since i, drunk, I will not provide a lot of math, you will get a lot of "nigga what" here. Bear with me for a moment, though. This is why I considered explaining probability ealier. Anywhoo... lets continue.
Each marble as the same properties as before, A, B, and C, and it is possible to select only one of these three parameters to measure of each marble. As before, if we choose the same property to measure for both a marble and its partner, then we always get the same outcome for the two marbles every single time. But this time, if we measure the C property of one of the marbles, and we measure one of the two other properties of its partner, they have the same measurements 85% of the time. That is, if one of the marbles has white for its C parameter, the its partner has white for its A parameter 85% of the time. And if one of the marbles has white for its C parameter, then its partner has white for its B parameter 85% of the time. If A is different from B 15% of the time, then A and B can be different from each other only 15% + 15% of the time, which is a maximum of 30%.
If one of the marbles in each pair has white for its C parameter, then we can have C = white 85% of the time, C = A 85 of the time, C = B 85% of the time, and B = A 100% of the time.
If one of the marbles in each pair has black for its C parameter, then we can have any one of the following situations:
C = A 85% of the time
C =B 85% of the time
B = A 100% of the time
Now, lets take a marble and its partner, and measure the A parameter for one marble, and measure the B parameter for its partner. Based on the information that I provided what should we expect?
If A is irreverent from B 15% of the time, and C is different from B 15% of the time, then A and B can be different from each other only 15% + 15% of the time, which is a maximum of 30%.
>>122259261
>irreverent
I meant different. I must finish before the booze kills my cognitive abilities! Its already happening! D:
>>122259261
nigga what
>>122259503
>nigga what
This is pretty much my default response when learning physics or chemistry.
>>122259503
>>122259646
This stuff makes sense if you have the prerequisite knowledge... but I didn't feel like explaining previous mathematical topics before I moved onto this. Like I said in the last set of inter-web lectures I gave, I will no longer dumb down anything as I am not really a fan of pop-sci bullshit that makes people think they understand more than they really do... I'm happy to answer any questions, though.
>>122259261
The answer, therefore, is that the A and B values should be the same between 70% and 100% of the time. What if we were told that is not the case, and that they have the same value only 50% of the time? as before, this would seem to be a logical contradiction with the information we have been presented.
based on the information provided, the A and B values must be the same at least 70% of the time, and not less than this. But what if when we actually performed the experiment, A and B were equal yo each other only for 50% of the pairs of particles (oh shit I mean marbles! but I'm not gonna correct this because by now you may have made the connection... everything I say does happen int he real world)? This would again imply that there is something fundamentally wrong with the rules of logic, as we understand them.
Now let us consider yet another scenario. This new scenario is identical to the previous example, bu in this case we take one of the two marbles out of each pair, and we reverse the values of its three parameters: A, B, and C. This means if we choose the same property to measure for both a marble and its partner, then we now always get the opposite outcome of the two marbles 100% of the time, and each marbles will have the C values opposite form the A value of its partners 85% of the time, and each marble will have C values opposite from the B value of its partners 85% of the time.
>>122253223
I'm not the same guy, you presumptuous, motherless, amazingly-stupid pile of shit.
>>122260124
you mad
>>122259914I must also say that in the case of learning, a great point in your education to hit is to learn that you really do not know shit. It is a humbling experience that makes you ready to learn from anyone throughout your entire life, which is a very important trait.
In this case, if we are asked how often the A value from one marble will compare to the B value of its partner, the analysis for this is idential to the previous scenario, but in reverse. The logical answer should be that the two values must be opposite between 70% and 100% of the time. But, what if when we actually performed the experiment, A and B were, in fact, opposite to each other only for 1/2 of the pairs of particles? This would again imply that there is something fundamentally wrong with the rules of logic as we understand them.
This last scenario is precisely the situation that we actually have with measuring the quantum spins of entangled particles. For example, we have the ability to produce pairs of particles that each have three different properties that can be measures, which we call the "X direction of spin", the "Y direction of spin", and the diagonal direction of spin." (in hindsight I should've been using X, Y, and D instead of A, B, and C... but I hope you get the idea. I'm sorry I never given a real life lecture on this) The relationships between these three measurements is identical to the one described in the previous scenario, and we actually do get the 50% relationship between the X(A) and Y(B) parameters when we perform the experiment. Though, this 50% figure is not what is mysterious, as 50% is exactly what we expected from the linear classical physics system, before quantum mechanics was discovered. What is mysterious is the 85% relationship between the "diagonal direction of spin" (C in my previous examples, or D, officially), and the other two measurements. In classical physics this relationship is 75%.
>>122255736
Lol are there people actually believing in "OMG EVIL RUSSIA WANTS WEST DED"? Either you are 60 yo propaganda-fed burger or 12 yo internet "expert"
>>122260427
A 75% relationship between the "diagonal direction of spin" and the two measurements is logically consistent with a 50% relationship between the A(X) and B(Y) directions of spin. However, as discussed earlier, and 85% relationship with the :diagonal direction of spin", A(D), is not logically consistent with the 50% relationship between the A(X), and B(Y) directions of spin. Yet, this 85% relationship is what is predicted by quantum mechanics, and this 85% relationship is what is actually measured. This logical contradiction is exactly equivalent in all three scenarios that have been discussed. It is only in the third scenario that actually occur sin quantum mechanics. But, in order to try to figure out how to resolve the logical contradiction in the scenario that actually occurs in quantum mechanics, let us go back to the first scenario, as this is the scenario which is the easiest to think about. Whatever solution we come up with for resolving the logical contradiction in the first scenario will also apply to resolving the logical contraction in the scenario which we actually observe in quantum mechanics.
To review, in the first scenario, if we choose the same property (A, B, or C) to measure for both a marble and its partner, then we always get the same outcome for the two marbles, and if we measure the C property of one of the marbles, and we measure the A property of one of its partner, they both always have the same value. If we measure the C property of one of the marbles, and we measure the B property of its partner, they both always have the same value. based on this information, we therefore expected that if we measured the A property of one marble and the B property of its partner, we would also always get the same value. But we were told that is not the case and they were the same only 50% of the time. So where did we go wrong with our logic?
>>122260881
>governments of the world care about the inhabitants of other nations :)
you're as naive as the liberals if you think russians wouldn't gladly shit on us for their own gain. we do the same to them. it's fucking tribalism.
>>122261014
I'm gonna take one post to explain, my A, B, and C system. This is all related to our detectors that detects the spin axis of the particle. Let us make the following substitutions X = A, Y = B, and diagonal = C. Basically the particle spins on these vectors, and our detectors can detect these spins. The C vector is basically X or Y rotated 45 degrees.... get it? Again ask a question if you are confused. I'll continue with this quantum entanglement shit in my next post.
>>122261014
One possibility is that we made an error when we assumed the three parameters inside each marble are always either white or black, even when we are not observing them.
Suppose that each parameter becomes either white or black only at the moment when we measure it, and that there is no way to predict the measurement ahead of time. This would mean that even after we measure the A(X) parameter, the B(Y) parameter of the marble is still neither white nor black, due to the fact that B(Y) has not been measured, and we can never measure both the A(X) and the B(Y) parameter for the same marble. This would explain why we should have no reason to expect the A(X) parameter of a marble to be equal tot he B(Y) parameter of its partner, in spite of the fact that the C(D) parameter of a marble is always measured to be equal to both the A(X) and B(Y) parameter of its partner. This solves the logical contradiction, but this now presents a new problem. If it were somewhow possible to predict the measurements of A, B, and C properties of a marble before the measurement is performed, then for the purpose of this analysis, this would be logically equivalent to each of these properties already having a value of either white or black, even before the measurement is performed. In this case, our explanation for why the A property of a marble is not always equal to the B property of its partner will not work For example, suppose that we can predict ahead of time that the A property of marble #1 will be white. This would mean that we would be able to also predict ahead of time that the A property of marble #2 will also be white, due to the fact that thew two marbles will always have the same value for the same property. Once we know that the A property of marble #2 will be white, we will also be able to predict that the C property of marble #1 will be white, due to the fact that the C property of a marble is always equal to both the A and B properties of its partner.
odds sleep
evens keep watching ej
>>122261812
For these same reasons, once we know that the C property of marble #1 will be white, then we will also be able to predict that both the C and B properties of marble #2 will be white, and once we are able to predict that the B property of marble #2 will be white, we can now predict that the B property of marble #1 will be white. So, we again end up with the logical implication that the A parameter of one marble must always be the same value as the B parameter of its partner, which is in direct contraction to what we actually observe. Therefore, the only way our explanation for this contradiction can work is if there is no way for anyone to be able to predict ahead of time whether a parameter of a marble will be white or black until someone actually performs a measurement. But, let us consider what happens when measure only one of the two marbles.
If we measure that the A parameter of marble #1 is white, then we will automatically know in advance the the A parameter of marble #2 must also be measured whit due to the fact that the A parameters of the two marbles are always measured to be the same value. Therefore, the moment we measure that the A parameter of marble #1 is white, the future A measurement of marble #2 instantaneously changes from being neither white nor black to being white without any doubt. This seems to imply that the moment of the A parameter of marble #1 is measured to be white, it sends an instantaneous message to marble #2 letting it know that its A parameter must also be white.Fuck I'm getting tired of explaining this but bear with me, I'm almost done
So, what would the implications of such an instantaneous message be for Einstein's theory of relativity? According to the theory of relativity, different observers can disagree about which of two events happened first and both points of views are equally valid.
>>122262391
Lets suppose a message is sent from point A to pint B. So long as the message travels slower than the speed of light, then all observers will agree that the message will arrive at point B after it is sent from point A. But if the message travels faster than the speed of light, then from the perspective of some observers, the message will arrive at point B before it was sent form point AI really need a blackboard here.... In other words, the message was sent backwards in time. If it is possible to send information backwards in time, this would create many logical contradictions. For example, it would be possible to win the lottery by sending the winning lottery numbers backwards in time, therefore changing the events that have already occurred in the past.
However, if we consider the messages in our thought experiment with the marbles, we should realize that sending these messages backwards in time does not create any logical contradictions. This is due to the fact that the only messages that are sent are whether one of the parameters is white or black, and this is a completely random outcome, which we have no control over. Since we have no control over the contents of the message that is sent, we would never be able to use these message to encode useful information, such as the winning lottery numbers. We would therefore not be able to use these messages to change past events that have already occurred, and therefore no logical contradictions have been created. So Einstein's theory of relativity has not been violated, because this theory only states that "information" can never travel faster than the speed of light, and that these random messages that we have no control over to not count of information. The two different observers in our experiment would simply disagree on which of the two marbles was measured first.
>>122262813
From one observe's perspective, the A parameter of marble #1 was measured first, and marble #1 sent an instantaneous message to marble #2 to let it know what its A parameter needed to be. From another observer's perspective, the A parameter of marble #2 was measured first and marble #2 sent an instantaneous message to marble #1. Both points of view would be equally valid and create no contradictions. Everything in this analysis also applies to the scenarion that is actualyl observed in quantum mechanis, where two entangled particles always have the opposite spins in the same direction, have opposite spins 85% of the time when the detectors are aligned 45 degrees apart, and have opposite spins 50% of the time when the detectors are aligned 90 degrees apart. This is what leads us to believe that the spin of a particle does not actually have a direction when we are not observing it, and that the particle makes up its mind only at the moment it is measured, with no way to predict the outcome ahead of time.
As before, this also implies that each time the spin of a particle is measured, it sends an instantaneous message letting its entangled partner know that it must spin in the opposite direction if the two detectors are aligned at the same angle, and this all has the same implications for Einstein's theory of relativity and sending messages backwards in time as discussed previously.
Hopefully I explained quantum entanglement well enough for many of you. It is a rather complicated subject and I don't think I can put it in a simple matter without omitting details that hurt your understanding of the subject.
>>122261123
>implying they would gain something from shitting on us
Bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks
>>122263686
they're in a fragile place right now (even after the 90s they're still a banana republic with a smaller economy than italy) so they would benefit greatly from a relative decline in western powers. right now they've got the guillotine of western moral imperialism hanging over their heads since they rely on european trade (no matter what /r/conspiracy or other russiaboo shitholes tell you).
I'm gonna play some more ksp.
I think this thread has contained more ksp releated posts than it has in weeks.
>>122264087
you say that like it's a good thing
>>122264103
because it is
>>122263958
>implying they could cause any decline for western countries
>calling me a slavaboo for shitting on russia's diplomatic abilities
You're not even trying
>>122264491
no you're right they're pretty weak right now, but that's why we should seize the opportunity to keep them from getting any stronger.
>>122264572
But_why.gif
You want to turn them into another Iraq/Afghanistan/Yugoslavia for what exact reason?apart from being a massive faggot
>>122265050
1. i'm a massive faggot
2. lots of resources we could exploit them for like we do with the niggers
3. unchallenged western hegemony is a good thing for westernersimo
>>122265217
Well, people like you are the reason why this planet is shit, Maxmaps
Mechjeb is pretty cool
>>122265364
no sense bemoaning it. people like me won't go away, and if you don't defend the interests of yourself and the groups you're a part of you'll end up like achthunderttausend land
>>122265364
No, I actually do something.I put entries in my resume and take most of the money
So, about the OP, I posted a proposal for a new version a few weeks ago and it was met positively except for the usual burnsquadcast guy that couldn't seem to stop shitting on it.
Since we are debating about OPs, I might aswell repost my personal version.
So my idea is to make a little FAQ focusing on the current health state of the game.
The main point will be the same (don't buy the game), but exposed in a different manner.
Less "Squad is mismanaged, etc." And more "the game is unstable and the devs put no effort in it."
No need hit the character limit explaining all the shit Squad did, there are plenty of people here who will be happy to elaborate on squad's behaviour without filling the OP with rants, should someone come and ask for more.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those who come here screaming "hurr you just a bunch of manchildren who are angry because you don't have your perfect spacesim". I know how things are going, but I also want the OP to be less of a rant and more of an objective analysis of the game.
OP in the next post
>>122265830
Current game status:
> Can the game be considered a full release?
No, for all intents and purposes, KSP should be considered still in early access state.
The game is nowhere near being able to stand on its own legs both from a gameplay perspective (career mode is definitely not ready and balanced) and a stability perspective.
There are still major bugs and memory leaks that shouldn't exist on a fully released game.
> Are there big issues with the game?
Bugs and instability are still a real and frequent problem, as with every product still in beta. Ask in thread for details.
> What are the devs doing?
Modified versions of popular mods are currently being included in the stock game while the game engine is being upgraded to its newer version.
An external team with heavily questionable experience is being tasked with porting the game to PS4, XboxOne and Wii U.
> Should I buy the game?
KSP can be very enjoyable if paired with lots of mods, but doing so may dramatically increase the instability of the game.
The Developers, Squad, have shown many times that they can't handle the project and are trying to squeeze all the money they can with the least amount of effort and with controversial PR tactics.
The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you shouldn't purchase the game, not because the game itself is unplayable, but because most of us agree that Squad does not deserve your money.then we would have the usual post with all the links and the pastebins we always had.
Done for tonight. Next part Ill add is a large fuel tank
>>122265516
I'm not moaning, I'm calling you a faggot:^)
>>122266114
better a faggot than a syrian's fuccboi :^)
>>122265896
good but I guess it's missing something about the game itself like "what is KSP?" and stuff like that
>>122266798
Isn't that stuff supposed to be in one of the pastebin links?
>>122266798
I checked, that stuff is indeed in the old FAQ and modlist pastebin.
One could argue why we are keeping both an updated and an outdated version, but the basic stuff is already there, so we could either get rid of the old pastebin while putting the "what is KSP" in the OP, or we could make another pastebin just for the various game descriptionsand be done with the old FAQ, which is kinda stupid to still keep around
Seems like i'm not having much of an audience right now, better wait for when the burgers wake up
>>122266161
Oops, I forgot that I was in a wrong generalthere were no ksp posts here anyway
Gotta go fast from burger autism
Good night, /kspg/! Take this lovely vintage from the cellar.
I wonder how many fellow burgers are awake.
>>122268602
while you are still awake, you are kindly invited to read >>122265830 and
>>122265896 and post your opinion, please
>>122265896
That one is much better. Still there is missing a
>What is KSP?
How far is it to character limit?
>>122269328
I am making a revised version which is slightly longer than that, it is about 1800 characters long. Enough for some flavour text at the beginning (like the editions) and for some flexibility when something important needs to be added.
Pastebin coming soon
If you see this image while scrolling the first page, you have veeb visited by Comfy Cat. Comfyness and shitposts will come to you, only if you post THANK YOU BASED CAT in this thread
>>122270063
>you have veeb
what the fuck did I do
>>122270063
Sleep tight pup
>Google still doesn't have a "gas the mudslimes race war now" doodle
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/139437-At-the-risk-of-offending
>... there can be only one Scott Manley!!!!
>>122270619
I can understand that he doesn't like when his icon gets imitated. Personally I have never seen anyone do that or watch any other KSP youtube faggot.
>>122270063
thank you based cat
>>122249656
Squad would manage to hire someone even more incompetent, wouldn't they?
>>122270831
>replying to 7 hours old posts
>>122270939
>Replying to the reply of a 7 hours old post
>>122270939
>being mad about replying to old posts
OpenTTD guy post an update pls
>>122271108
Haven't really played since the last time I made an update. I can't post from my pc at the moment, I'll be back in about an hour.
There is nothing really new anyway, I am still trying to balance all the metal loop after I started delivering supplies and the mines were increasing their output.
Be patient, I'll post something later
here is the pastebin, read it to the end and let me know, I'll be reposting it periodically
http://pastebin.com/pRaBigYu
>>122271393
Alright, cool.
>>122271502
tl;dr
current one is short and sweet
>>122271596
The OP is not for you, it is for new people, you only have to read it once and tell me if and why it looks wrong.
Is your brain that dead that you can't read two 4chan posts worth of stuff?
>>122271502
Looks good enough.
That post made me remember Hugo, which made me think about Baccy. Where are you, based Slavwizard? ;_;
>>122271795
OP should fit in one post. Multi-post OP's are for autists.
>>122272027
>not being an autist
>plays KSP anyway
Lad...
>>122272027
The OP itself is about 1800 characters long, it fits in one post with room to spare
You didn't even open the link, did you?
Any frenchbros here? Are you okay?
>>122272440
I think he meant everything in one post. Even all the links. But that's no important at all.
here is the update for the guy who was asking.
Not much happened as far as the main track placement goes, but the added traffic caused by the increased production is starting to put a strain on the original 2-platform stations.
Here is one I had to upgrade to a 4-platform and that will probably need a fifth one soon.
I really wish there was a more intelligent way to put signals before stations so that trains can know if a particular platform is occupied even when they are two signal blocks ahead.
That way I would be able to make some sort of "buffer" tracks before each platform instead of forcing every train to wait on the same, single signal like it is now.
kinda hard to explain on text, but the idea is to make a section of tracks in front of each platform to use as a parking space for waiting trains so that a parked train will not interfere with other trains coming and leaving other platforms.
Let's imagine a station has all its platforms occupied by loading trains. Ideally an incoming train would choose the buffer track in front of the platform with the train that is going to leave sooner, and all other trains would choose the next buffer in front of the train that is the most loaded each time. This would greatly optimize traffic.
What happens now is that an incoming train simply chooses the shortest free path available, often lining itself behind trains that still have to wait a long time.
This eventually causes all sorts of traffic jams and gridlocks where a train with a resource is lined behind another train that is waiting for that resource, permanently blocking that platform and forcing me to manually unlock the situation by rerouting trains.
The next most efficient thing to do is like pic related, just a single signal that manages the traffic on all platforms simultaneously. This has the potential to block the whole station instead of just single platforms, but it hardly ever happens
>>122274284
I guess he was just talking about the first post of the OP, otherwise he wouldn't have said that the current one is short and sweet, since it has the exact same format.
600additional characters are probably just too many for his brain to handle
>>122274271
I am wondering how they are going to handle the closed borders.
Next weekend there is the last race of the world endurance championship in Bahrain and half of the teams (including mine) have French people in them, the agency that organizes the event is also 100% french.
If they don't let them out of their country, there is going to be a serious problem for this and probably many other events around the world.
Fucking muslims I swear
>>122224597
about as useful as a Korean astronaut
>>122276047
>replying to a 15hours old post
>>122276143
I just heard about the update, and was reading the thread. calm down, also are missions.. REALLY fixed this time?
I have doubts
>>122276254
they're better, but I wouldn't call them fixed
just now I was struggling with a mission to test heatshield because hitting the required airspeed at the required altitude isn't really compatible with how the aero is tuned
>>122274271
Considering making a petition for the UK to open the borders for French refugees fleeing islam.
is anyone using the 4chanX extension here?
I recently installed it and I need some help with the webm visualization
>>122276443
>using any kind of extension
>>122274271
Fucking stressful night until I finally got news of all family and friends in that neighborhood, It's way more shocking than january's attack.
Do you think the new producer will add something?
>>122279292
No. After Maxmaps got fired he cursed this position.
Every new guy will only last one year before they quit or vanish.
>>122279292
Max said "We won't even notice [he's] gone" so no.
Ok, i trimmed a few words here and there, it is now at a comfy 1835 characters, enough to add whatever "[insert inside joke here] edition" you may like and still have room for improvement.
This format requires a little bit more "maintenance" than the old one, because it needs to be updated every time something big happens with development, not really a problem considering the time it takes for squad to roll out updates.
new pastebin here
http://pastebin.com/Lb9qHqGi
Please read the full thing if this is the first time you see it.
Feel free to post corrections and rephrase what you think is not clear or pretty enough, just remember to stay in the 1850 characters zone or less.
r8 n h8
>>122279494
Max got his fat ass fired and you can tell from the entire way he reacted and how defensive he was, his words are irrelevant dont let him tarnish d.turk's rep before he has a chance
>>122277942
suck a dick 9/11 was literally 30x worse and we lost the trade center and three major transportation systems plus our economy went into a major recession
oh btw look out for the major recession, it's a doozy
>>122271502
>>122279574
I support what you are doing but I have doubts it will work. also keep in mind every character detracts from other characters, so a short OP gets a lot more end-to-end readers (meaning more people read the whole thing)
and good morning /kspg/, I just slept like a baby.
lol they blew up a death metal concert? That's so metal.
>>122279696
The difference is that those frenchbros were frenchbros, while your dead amerifats were just amerifats.
The two disasters can't even be compared.
I am Mexican
AMA
>>122279813
We dont have fat people in NYC, they get naturally selected out. They cant even fit in the subway doors and being forced to walk places and getting judged by us means they usually leave of their own accord, or lose weight.
also
>shilling for the french
what?
>>122279885
Do you feel you have a choice NOT to work on the wall for significantly less than minimum wage?
>>122279912
>shilling for the french
You'd be surprised to learn that the French are actually seen as all right in the rest of the world. Really odd that you guys aren't more positive about them, considering how you owe half of your independence to them.
>23 minutes early
>No mention of where or when he's going somewhere else
>Kasper telling everyone it's not okay to speculate when they say he's moving on to bigger opportunities
>Kasper does nothing when people say he got fired
>EJ invited on the stream, says nice stuff, but it's all couched in the context that EJ isn't quite sure what Max added and the game today and during .18 is "night and day" and .18 was really great and Max was great at creating a front and attacking and basically Max is a huge kek for not angrily hanging up
>Max says he doesn't know how to respond
>Kasper says there is no way to respond
>Kasper says he is just staring at the clock waiting for it to run out
>Max slams his rocket into the side of the mun
>Max starts losing control of his breath
>Max suddenly and without warning signs off forever
>>122280013I find their culture repulsive and decadent, but I am aware of just how close we came. I Think we owe all of it.Within a hair's breadth of getting Her Majesty's Tea from Dunkin Biscuits rn
>>122280013
>you owe half of your independence to them
To be fair, America has already repaid France that favour.
>>122279696
>a short OP gets a lot more end-to-end readers (meaning more people read the whole thing)
I understand your point but we may run into a problem here:
Right now the OP consists mainly of "the devs are lazy mexican fuckers, they are jewing out the game, fuck mexicans, pirate the game". It says almost nothing about what is happening right now with the game, doesn't say if it is good or not, doesn't say if and how it can be enjoyable and all the things that new players really care about when they first start to do research on a game.
so, we have a few options:
-Keep some of the rant, but add some info on what is coming out of development at the time of writing (and we end up with my proposal)
-remove the rant, add info on development, which could also be a valid option, but I think most of the people here would like to make it clear in the OP that the devs are not doing their job properly.
-remove the rant, remove info on development, just make it a basic OP with all the usual links and be done with text walls at all. Not really agreeing with this option, but it is an option.
There is no way to fit everything in one post, we either leave the basic stuff out for a pastebin link, or we completely remove the reason we have a text OP in the first place (which is to warn people that the game is good but the devs are bad).
I don't know, i really tried fitting everthing, but there are so many things to say that you just can't do it.
what kind of layout would you propose?
>>122280157
It's strange because I recall you saying that you were done with your obsession over max once he finally went away, yet here you are with your tinfoil fedora, spewing drama bullshit nobody is clearly giving a shit about.
get a life ffs
>>122280404
I think the fact that we have been posting the same thing for a year with no changes, in all its imperfections, suggests we have reached an equilibrium all posters are somewhat satisfied with.
Consistency and repetition say more than any fancy rewording ever could.
You've also picked a poor time to do this, as I've temporarily exposed this place to roughly 1k people, so it'll be a little shitty in here for a week or so.
Please include another option: keep it the way it has been for a year.
as far as what I would propose, keep the old, put a tiny tiny clause about how there have been some major changes and we're hopeful they reflect a sea change in development
>>122280157
Here is a (You)!
I can give you another one later if you want
>>122280597
That'd be great, thanks.
>>122280535
>get a life
~poster on 4chan
I saw a lot of compelling evidence that Max got fired and I feel like discussing it. Is that a problem for you? If so, give me more (you)'s, if not, well, fuckoff?
>>122280593
>Consistency and repetition say more than any fancy rewording ever could.
>I've temporarily exposed this place to roughly 1k people, so it'll be a little shitty in here for a week or so.
The newcomers don't know what it said before so it's provenance is worthless in that regard. And frankly, OPs only get read by a person once. Nobody bothers to re-read an OP textdump unless there is useful information in there about mods or somesuch. It's no inconvenience to anybody to change it since none of us is going to read it.
>superpower countries with multitrillion dollar economies
>can't kill a bunch of guys in caves with machine guns who use twitter to recruit
please wake up, sheeple.
>>122280593
Yeah sure, keeping the old one is indeed an option, I just didn't list it because I was too focused on trying to change it.
Anyway, the fact that it has been the same for over a year only screams laziness to me, it was good when it came out, but it looks stale to me now.
I just can't get over the fact that it also seems more like something from an angry kid than from someone who took the time to think at the fact that a lot of new people might not give two shits about all this drama.
we might keep the old OP as an other pastebin link, maybe? so everyone could keep track of its evolution.
really, say what you want about "equilibrium" and shit like that, but the OP is old as hell now.
Half the dev team changed since it was written, time to get on with the times, don't you think?
>>122281123
It is still fundamentally true.
>I just didn't list it because I was too focused on trying to change it
We know. You can conjure general consensus out of nagging though.
>angry kid
The great thing about anonymity is that it truly does not matter what we seem like
OPs age like wine if you ask me. This is some damn fine wine.
For the record, I'm the guy who posted the new OP thread two threads ago. I'm just noticing how little it caught on with the group and wondering if its really wanted. Perhaps another vote?
>>122281440
*can't
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQXue3tmvZ4
>>122280723
> a lot of compelling evidence
I'm sure all this evidence will be extremely detailed and irrefutable and will not be just a bunch of "guys I totally saw kasper not answering to a guy saying max was fired!!!!!!!" and a load of conspiracy bullshit like that.
Don't claim you know shit if you can't prove it.
Don't brag about achievements that never happened
Keep your tinfoil fedora for an other general
Pic related, is you being BTFO by the very people you claim to have convinced and that have been "exposed" to this general thanks to your hard work and dedication.
>>122281440
do you have a link for your new OP? cause i missed it and I'd like to read it
>>122281612
>>122236827
learn2read
Max got fired friend. Get a little more assblasted every time I say it. Look at his twitter avatar right now and tell me why any neckbeard not fucking seething with anger would post that
#MaxGotFired
https://twitter.com/Maxmaps/status/664662370866872320
>>122281804
>changing the subject right after someone wants to see the evidence you claim to have
what a classic
>>122282074
It's all circumstantial, but I wouldn't put it to /kspg/ unless it felt true. Max's constant "I'm leaving of my own accord!" "Everyone loves me!" spoutings and ending with saying "I have been fantastic" all contribute to a psychological profile that is fucking disdainful of so much of the KSP community and team but he knows deep down he cannot be himself and must put up a facade of friendliness.
He knows marketing is lying, and his personal desire to burn down the building is fighting against his 'professional' desire to not burn bridges.
You can see it playing out in all his social channels, on reddit, on twitch, and I bet it will continue to play out as he tries to retain the numbers on his social channel with no KSP news
Furthermore, why do you care so much? What did Max do for you that makes him worth defending?
>>122282368
>a joy
The cancer has been excised from the body.
Now we begin the long journey down the road to recovery.
>>122282692
Ever hear of metastasis?
>>122282354
I am not defending max, I just like to call you out on your bullshit because it is fun.
you might say I have the same obsession with you as you have with max, but at least I don't have to pretend to know shit or to have tons of evidence to call you out.
>>122281798
pls respond
>>122282906
ok, Max.
>>122283196
>>122283560
>calling me names instead of addressing the point
You are such a classic man, aren't you?
>>122281440
WOULD YOU PLEASE GIVE ME THAT BLOODY ALTERNATIVE OP, SINCE YOU ARE CLEARLY STILL HERE AND POSTING AND IGNORING ME FOR SOME REASON?
How do i use DV?
How do i know how much DV i need to go to planet X?
>>122283837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsiN0W15w0U
>>122283773
This history of those totems is fucking fascinating.
>>122284351
Resumes faggot
>>122284047
Think of it as your true fuel level.
Every single movement done by with engines costs dV.
Google "deltav map" on Google and you will find how much dV you need to reach every planet, just make sure the map is updated with the game or you will have wrong results when dealing with atmospheres.
Get mechjeb or kerbal engineer to have detailed readings of the amount of dV you have when building and flying
>>122284047
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsiolkovsky_rocket_equation
>>122277942
Stay strong, frenchbro.
Taking my midday poop
I haven't played career in a year, I'm thinking about giving it a shot and liveblogging it until I ragequitIt'll be nice to post KSP again now that its gone
>>122286064
then consider giving your opinion on this >>122279574 while you are at it
>>122286103
don't
>>122286103
Career will break you.
Loveblogging will break me.
Nobody wins.
>>122286658
>Loveblogging
This wasn't what I wanted to write.
>all those yellow lines
Things are falling apart guys
>>122287272
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ahgu2iJDXFI
oh god everything is turning yellowhold me
Squadcast dies.
Maxmaps cries.
That's a good rhyme, right?
>>122287381
^^ what Max should have posted upon exiting
Okay, I haven't played OpenTTD ever since I built another computer. What mods are the shit to play with?
>>122287668
got your back, bro
I like to start early tho, with steam trains, horses instead of trucks and shit like that.
If you like futuristic stuff, then just look around the mod downloader and see if you can find something that tingles your autism
>>122287894
My game is currently in 1830. Not sure it was the best idea to be frank.
>>122287983
if you are playing with the stock daylenght, then you are just a few hours from the 20th century. Stock time speed is quite fast.
I'm playing with 12 seconds long days, which was not a very bright idea either,post pics
I've just had an idea for a game that I wanted to run by you guys.
RTS / Civ / C:S hybrid where you basically re-enact the terraforming narrative in Red Mars, at first creating dumb heat generators then upgrading them to have fungus colonies that spread in the heat trails, or building / ordering giant solar mirrors from earth, recruiting new settlers, building a space elevator and finally melting the caps by colliding asteroids
the goal is to create and maintain a sustained ecosphere
Worth pursuing?
>>122288241
I know KSP has some failed terraforming mods, but has anyone done something like this already?
>>122288241
so sim mars basically?
>>122288241
cool
see you in 15 years, then
>>122287894
Thanks lad
Now to be Autismo, the hero of the trains
>>122288241
I like the idea. Create a kickstarter and send HULLO an e-mail. Maybe he'll shill for it.
>>122288379
post pics
>>122288241
also remember any terraforming effort is doomed until you can find a way to contain the atmosphere and restore the magnetic field
more likely we will see domed or underground cities located within one of the patches of magnetic field than a full terraform
fuck, it's spreading
>>122287983
I really, really hope you turned inflation off on that game
>>122288457
Okay here are the mods that I'm starting out with. Shit might take a while to get used to because I haven't played in a few months.
>>122289134
so you play with the stock vehicles and industries then.
Try FIRS once you get the hang of it again, shit is fun as hell
>>122289609
>download 3 heightmaps hoping for flat shit but with some hills
>almost entirely hills and mountains
Fug, all of these are hit and miss.
sorry guys, I know it's annoying, I just want to get some visibility through the various time zones
Check here for some more context >>122279574
or directly here http://pastebin.com/Lb9qHqGi
Please just read the whole thing if this is the first time you see this post, then leave a comment here.
Thanks
>>122290319
Try to experiment with smoothness and terrain variety in the editor, just create a bunch of small 512x512 maps until you end up with something you like, then use the same settings for a bigger map.
Eventually, it will take less time than going through all the pile of heightmaps
Okay let's get this shit started.
>OpenTTD has an option for "English (AU)"
Noice
>>122290907
go for the metal chain and feed your autism like never before
>>122290907
First planned line that I'm going to do. Going to implement the line that leads to the furniture factory after I start making a decent profit.
>>122291331
>no trains available
FUG I GOOFED
BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD
>>122291527
gg m8
>>122291527
lol good job, m8
increase the amount of industries while you make a new map
>>122291331
Okay I just skipped straight to the shit. Downloaded an NGF for some early trains and got this running. Yay
>>122288382To be honest, I would want to spend a little time hashing it out here before I begin accepting money.If you're being serious, would you be willing to help me prioritize deliverables to accurately match donation levels?
>>122292875
>one train
>one track
>not a two track lane with a masterfully balanced flow of small trains to get that sweet compromise between frequency of pickup and cargo delivered
It's like you are not even autistic
Different TTD player here. Never used FIRS or played this far back in time before.
>>122293232
shit, you're right. Gotta get this shit up.
>>122293262
Where are all those horses going?
>>122293449
Dropping sugar beet at the dock, which sends them to the brewery. I'm just going to wait however many decades it takes for trains to appear :^)
Fuck, I just remembered, KSR's red mars had some kind of adaptation in the works, he likely can't give up the IP right now.
>>122293108
I really like the idea of that game. But helping is way too much. I have practically zero experience on kickstarter or game development.
>Sent a probe into space as a cheap way of doing two contracts in one go (started a new game with release of 1.05)
>1st stage is a thumper booster
>2nd was hammer booster
>3rd was what you see here
>Didn't expect this thing to make it back alive
I mean, I couldn't even control its orientation without using the thrusters. Only reason I even added the fuel at all was just in case it somehow needed it, not that I thought it did.
>Somehow had the right CoM and aerodynamics to make it return engines facing bottom
>Engines withstood the heat of a full drop from orbit, no slow descent, just a sheer drop
>Ended up landing without an issue
Mini side engines OP
>>122294112
Help me with this, what do you like or dislike in the name of a videogame? Short? Long? Clever? Symbolic? Epic? Meaningless?
Just fuck my shit up with your preferences on video game names.
>>122294065
Go fishing then, fish is super profitable
>>122293108
You probably don't even have a rough roadmap for the game and you are already thinking at what to offer to your backers.
Get your ideas right, make some realistic previsions of the time it will take, the staff involved, the skills you have to learn along the way, the new hardware you need to buy and set some objectives for the game itself.
How can you know what to offer to your backers if you probably don't even know how much money the whole thing is going to cost?
>>122294323
I like long videogames. They don't have to be deep or symbolic but for the love of god, don't come me with goat simulator or other lolsorandom games packed full of le funny memes.
They don't even have to have a story. Just give me tons of shit I can play with and give me a reason to play. Problem is that most games only give me half of it. KSP or Space Engineers give me tons of shit to play with but no real reason to play. There has to be some kind of balance.
I like problem solving.
I hate games where there's a rule how to play. Like the meta in mobas or rts games.
Worst thing you can do to me is give me a cutscene every few minutes or let me walk a straight path the whole game.
Challange is great when it doesn't end up in trial and error.
What could go wrong?
>>122295817
I'm curious about the signals, why are you using those exit/entry signals instead of path or normal block signals?
>>122295817
Fixed it so there aren't two entries
>>122295817
Absolutely haram
I can't even call it marscraft because some app has that.
Lads I need a name.
>>122296470
>marscraft
It's like you want your game to be ignored by as many people as possible
>>122296129
Because if I used path signals then shit gets fucked up and there are long lines of trains waiting to get through an area because another train occupies an area it won't even access or can't access in a turn. It works well for me without very many stops.
>>122296470
>just another game with a "craft" at the end that will get ignored
>>122290390
The other new one is a lot better, and we already agreed that it would work. We should just use it.
>>122296470
Red Industry
>>122296936
Okay, not bad, but I don't like the soviet connotations.
Seeing Red, no, Red Consciousness, no, RedLife, no Better Red Than Dead?
>>122296669
But those you are describing are block signals.
Path signals exists specifically to solve that "multiple train in a single section" problem.
>>122296470
Transforming Red?
>>122297196
very very closing, just sounds like the sequel to depression quest
What's an ideal map size for OpenTTD?
>>122297191
Okay, I think I fixed it.
>>122296470
Deadly Atmosphere
Lifeless Rock
Plants On Mars
Watering Dust
Red Sweet Red
All Quiet on the Red Front
Red Outpost
Colonizing Mars
The Colonization of Mars
>>122297359
I play with a 2048x2048 with a shitload of industries.
Maximum comfiness. The map is big enough that I won't ever be able to fill it completely and it gives me the freedom to move somewhere else when the network I'm building starts to get too cramped
Max is gone, who WALL here
I'll let whoever else is interested decide
>>122293232
rail is expensive, signals are cheap
>>122298457
Is that a site?
>>122297061
>I don't like the soviet connotations.
>>122298457
>making a kikescammer before you even have a prototype
this is what is wrong with indie devs today
>>122297653
Red Menace
>>122298531
What are you going to do once you have more than one train on that single line?
Are you going to put random forks along the path, hoping that the two trains meet at the right spot in the right moment so they don't have to wait for the other to pass?
Two lanes is just the basic backbone of every rail line, unless you are 100% positive that no more than one train will ever be needed
WHY CAN'T I INTO INTERCEPTS
>>122298703
I need to hire someone. I explain it all in the body, and address all of the anons' concerns above.
What would you have me do?
>>122298880
yes, a few passforks between stations is almost as good and tons cheaper
>>122298893
There's a tutorial in the OP. See >>122207952
>Party-approved rendezvous tutorials
http://imgur.com/a/S3Qxf
http://i.imgur.com/PBuWyVx.jpg
>>122298921
Just call it Mars
>>122298921
learn to make game
>>>/vg/agdg
>>122298994
Eh...i just don't see it happening for me.
I am used to go for the distance, meaning long ass lines with a handfuls of trains are not really suited for passing forks.
The only way I would to that is if I had two stations that sit a few dozens tiles apart, but at that point I would just use trucks or trams and get rid of the trains entirely
>>122298457
Ok, so here's your problem - you won't make more than $25 on that campaign, I guarantee it. You need a lot more than a pile of ideas and no team to make a game.
Do you know what engine it's going to be on? What kind of interface or play style it's going to use? Multiplayer? Any idea about the simulation systems?
If you're dumb enough to do this, at least take a week, find an artist and a design guy who know what they're doing, and turn out something that might actually make you some money.
Lapis RussusChrist there are a lot of ways of translating "red rock" into Latin
>>122296874
>we
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moGrLkBaOl0
neat
http://strawpoll.me/6005748
Open to criticism.
>>122299484
You sound like you know what you're talking about. I will visit
>>122299126
>>122299945
>http://strawpoll.me/6005748
>two years to develop an indie simulator
Anon.
No.
http://forum.kerbalspaceprogram.com/threads/139479-If-You-Ran-KSP-s-Development
You know what to do /kspg/
>>122299924
shiiiiiiit
>>122299885
>missing the vote *we* had and being butthurt
Anon, we did agree on a new OP. You had two days to say that you didn't want us to use it, or offer your shitty counter-OP text. You didn't.
Fuck off.
Why are snakes so weird
>all that people blogging about OpenTTD
I'm so proud of you, guyspic related is the superior 2-one-way-lane track layout
>>122299945
Nigger what are you doing? Are you Mexican?
>>122300228
I don't know when or for how long you claim we had this vote, but I definitely missed it too from the glorious GMT+1 time zone
>>122300228
HEY YOU RUDE BASTARD CAN YOU LINK ME TO THIS GODDAMN NEW OP OR DO I HAVE TO ASK IT 10 TIMES BEFORE YOU ANSWER?
>>122300258
Is there a proper way to get mixed stations separated by non-station tiles?
>>122300570
YOU HAVEN'T ASKED *ME* ANYTHING OF THE SORT YOU MOUTHBREATHING FAGGOT, BUT NOW THAT I HAVE, HERE'S YOUR BIG OL' FUCKIN' RESPONSE:
Sure.
http://pastebin.com/jXDDdpfT
>>122300646
I am confused, I thought I was talking to the guy who was advocating for the other new OP that was proposed (and that i clearly missed) a few threads ago.
>>122300810
>http://pastebin.com/jXDDdpfT
That was the OP where not even a Edition fits in the first post. It also looks way too long.
>>122290390
Looks way better.
>>122300810
are you the guy who wrote this or you are just reposting?
>>122300960
An edition totally fits you dumb faggot Edition
>What is KSP?
KSP is build-it-yourself spaceflight game, often described as a cross between Lego and Orbiter, but lacking the complexity and depth of both. In it, you're able to build rockets, satellites, rovers, probes and planes from a selection of various preset components, and then fly them around in space and around planets. While the base game lacks any depth, with a focus on the poorly balanced campaign mode and the death of astronauts, a very healthy modding community exists that has far surpassed anything the game's developers will ever produce, and serves as the main draw of the game.
>Can I talk about (Space Engineers/Starmade/Elite: Dangerous/Scam Citizen)
There are other generals (such as /egg/, /edg/, and /scg/,) that will be a far better place for you to discuss your game. /kspg/ has more of a focus on more simulationist space games, such as Orbiter, Space Engine, BARIS, Take on Mars, Simple Rockets, Cities: Skylines and Open Transport Tycoon.
>Should I buy it?
No.
The general consensus at /kspg/ is that you should torrent the game rather than purchasing it. The developer, Squad, has repeatedly made moves that can only be regarded as anti-consumer and greedy. Despite being poorly made, lacking a proper development team, having literally years of unfixed bugs waiting to be addressed, Squad went ahead and decided to add just a couple new (mostly broken,) features and jump straight to version 1.0 without proper balancing and bug fixing - most likely just to boost sales of their already multi-million dollar grossing IP.
With their performance to date, it's clear that they do not deserve your money. If and when Squad begins developing KSP like the competent adults they like to play at being and stops acting abusively and manipulatively towards their community, we'll recommend people buy their game. Until then, we have decided that we cannot in good conscience tell anybody to buy this game.
>>122301006
Nah, I'm just reposting.
>>122301106
we already have a pastebin that covers all the "what is kps?" questions.
>>122301402
Neat. And now it's in the OP where it belongs, and where people will see it.
>>83849523
Shut the fuck up
>>122301553
did you write it? because there is no real point in discussing this if you are not the guy who had the idea and carried it forward
I still don't understand why people want a new OP.
>>122301791
dramathirst
>>122301791
because the current one is old as balls and a lot of stuff changed since it was written.
>>122301851
That's exactly how it feels.
Welp, time to play ksp again.
>>122301906
Really? If I remember correctly nothings changed. Squad is still shit and 40 bucks for KSP is a sad joke.
>>122302007
>using a single part ship
Kek.
>>122301747
https://youtu.be/mcZ1sF-ID1g
Anon, I post in /kspg/, so it sort of affects me when we change the OP. Your new OP is shit, the current one is pretty shit and makes us all sound nuts. At least the one we all agreed on a few days ago has some worthwhile information in it. Sorry if it doesn't have all the cat dick jokes you want to make.
>>122302007
What do you think of this?
https://ideas.lego.com/projects/76841
>>122302068
Not him but fuck off. The current OP is fine. All you want is press your stamp on this general so it feels like you achieved something.
I am not even neither of those who wrote the OPs, but i want to stir some shit so
HERE IS THE ULTIMATE BATTLE FOR THE TOP SPOT OF KAY ESS PEE GEEEEEE
AT THE BLUE CORNER:
http://pastebin.com/jXDDdpfT
TRADITIONALIST AND EMOTIONAL, LOVES TO GET THE POINT ACROSS AND IS NOT AFRAID OF SHOWING IT
AT THE RED CORNER:
http://pastebin.com/Lb9qHqGi
PROGRESSIVE AND ANALYTIC, USES DIPLOMACY TO CATER TO A BIGGER AUDIENCE
AND NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, SHOW ME WHO IS THE WINNER IN THIS EPIC BATTLE OF EUPHORIC PROPORTIONS!!
VOTE ON!!
>>122302068
>the current one is pretty shit
>the new one is exactly like the old one, but with a paragraph on top
way to make things better, lad
>>122302515
>http://pastebin.com/Lb9qHqGi
This one is better. It doesn't change the second part of the OP and doesn't tell people to visit other generals when wanting to talk about other games.
Also it has no /egg/ in the general name like the other OP.
>>122302150
Gorgeous
If squad doesn't deserve your money, why do you play it so much then?
>>122302659
heh...I should have removed the name
>>122302795
here we go again
>>122302150
10/10, would buy for my niece for Christmas.
>>122300064
first thing: complete part overhaul, get procedural parts working so you have e.g. 1 cylindrical tank, 1 conical nosecone etc. instead of 70 different variants of what is basically the same god damn part, allowing more creative freedom, less physics engine strain, and more fun in the building process
create a set of parts that allows representation a broad range of real world and theoretical spacecraft, and have a consistent set of skins so you can control how each part looks more carefully, no more mish mash rockets
hire an actual artist (maybe B9?) to get it to look good
second, overhaul of the gui, especially in the VAB, potentially hire a UX person to oversee this, at the very least on a freelance basis
stress fixing of symmetry and snapping bugs, make construction a seamless and fun experience
complete rebalance of the tech tree for the new parts
overhaul planets, implement procedural planet generation system that would allow for the outer kerbol system to be new each time, but keep the kerbin/mun system consistent for a smoother starting experience
new planets must allow artist created unique surface features and details so it's not just a flat fucking groundweren't they going to do this with the trees and arches and such at one point anyway?and also more advanced atmospheric effects such as clouds and various forms of precipitation, acid rain on eve-like planets anyone?
kerbin receives cities that you mustn't crash space wreckage or asteroids into, and a general redesign to make the continents and biomes more distinct
overhaul of contract system, get rid of part testing contracts (what's the point even?) and create a more handcrafted set of contracts that are more closely related to your current tech level, for example, no missions to bring back samples from mun before you actually have the parts to land there and so on, again create a smoother early game experience and a more interesting late game...
>>122302795
>buy a chair with two legs
>carpenter tells you he will add the second two legs later on
>every five months he comes arround and places plywood on it
>most of the time even wood that other people chopped
>chair is still unstable as fuck
>you can sit on it but you have to be very careful not to fall over
Would you recommend this carpenter to other people?
>>122303307
Not to mention there's nobody else who makes chairs (sandbox space games)
>>122302515redcorner
>>122303307
So would you rather steal a chair with two legs than pay for it and put plywood on it yourself?
That seems pretty retarded to me.
>>122300761
Hold ctrl while placing the separate part of the station.
A window will pop up with the list of all the stations nearby.
select the name of the station you want that part to be linked to.
it only works to just outside the station coverage, so don't expect to have same-station tiles 15tiles apart (although you can edit this in the settings IIRC).
if there are no names on the station list, then you are too far from them
I dunno what to do once this lands. I guess I'll attach the massive fuel tank to the spess station?
>>122303130
Now post that in the thread you fucking faggot
>>122303732
Not to mention you're actually stealing the plywood too.
>>122303307
what kind of stupid fucking analogy is this? are you high?
I'd like to ask to whoever is going to make the new thread to keep the old OP, there is clearly too much confusion between all these proposals.
let's bring the debate to the new one and see what happens then.
no changes this time
>>122304172
delete this
>>122304172
Will do that if some idiot doesn't do it first. Don't worry.
But I'm sure some of the special snowflake OP's here will force their OP for the next thread and create it early.
>>122304282
No u
Is there a way to combine these?
It physically hurts me.
>>122304463
Not that I know.
I am the guy behind >>122290390 and I'd like to make it clear that any attempt at forcing any new OP (if any) will not come from me.
I know it is hard to prove this when you are anonymous, but still
I fucking hate these mountains. It is like squad placed them there as a way to say fuck you to spess shuttles.
>>122304634
meant to reply to >>122304370
>>122304668
It's really not that hard to avoid mountains.
Where the fuck is >being this mad about replying to old posts anon?
>>122304668
>one part ships
>>122304831
he already posted not too long ago
>>122304960
Where?
>>122305078
fuck if I know, i recall reading his post but i can't be bothered to look for it
>>122304829
Yea, but I like my long shallow approaches.
Who else /knots/ in atmo here?
>>122303130
contd.
resource overhaul in preparation for upcoming updates, simple but diverse set of resources, create prospecting mechanic in lieu of scansat etc
resources should be isolated veins to make retrieving them more interesting
new retrieval system, you must buy AI-driven boats, trucks and planes to retrieve parts, making landing closer to ksc cheaper and faster, landing inside of ksc would be free
timewarp friendly approximate simulation of orbital decay/burning up when orbit passes through atmo, and simulation of parachute equipped stages so you can retrieve them with the retrieval system
simple and forgiving life support system that can be refueled using resources
final feature update: space center management, you may now choose from several sites on kerbin, and establish multiple launch facilities, structures must be built over time, as must rockets. an actual management portion where you place structures and kerbals build them
VAB transition made seamless, rollout animation when rocket completes
retrieved resources can be sold for mad dosh
bases can be established offworld using the same mechanic, and resources here can be used for construction, habitats require access to life support resources
hire AN ACTUAL QA COMPANY, and probably some programming help, so the bugs they find can actually be fixed
KSP 2.0 is now ready for releaseā¢, for real this time
>>122305189
>one part ship
>knots
>screenshot 20 missing
Why would you do all of this?
>>122304463
Longstanding Unity bug. Hopefully upgrading to U5 will fix it :^)
>>122305139
If you're talking about >>122255395, then it's a completely different meme. He hasn't posted at all in this thread.
>>122302150
>they only need about 1000 supporters more
Oh boy.
>>122305370
Then who are you talking about?
So, was this the last Squadcast with Max or the last Squadcast ever?
weird shit happens when you make trams classified as road vehicles that are 3x the lenght of a road vehicle
>>122305269
For the glory of hue.This is the shittiest goddamn plane I ever flew
>>122306245
I have no idea what's going on in this image.
>>122306327
>singe part ship
>>122306354
trams clipping into each other
>>122306418
>>122306418
>>122306418
A new thread 1 post early is okay I guess.
>>122306583
Ur mum is 1 post early :^)
>>122306583
>old OP
>>122306245
>driving on the wrong side of the road
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