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Old thread >>143156296
>I've been away from the game a while and what's new?
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/updates
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Release
>F2P information
https://help.guildwars2.com/entries/95982157-Account-types-Free-Core-HoT
>GW2 Wiki (type /wiki [article name] in-game to open browser):
http://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Main_Page
>Redposting
https://forum-en.guildwars2.com/forum/info/devtracker
>I Need a Build But I Won't Say for What Mode
http://metabattle.com/wiki/MetaBattle_Wiki
http://en.gw2skills.net/editor/
>Content
http://gw2dungeons.net/
http://dulfy.net/category/gw2/
>The Mistwar
http://wvwintel.com/
>World Boss Train
https://wiki.guildwars2.com/wiki/Event_timers
http://gw2.ninja/timer
>Fashion Endgame
http://argos-soft.net/GW2/ArmorGallery/
http://www.gw2armorgallery.com/
>Simple Traveling Merchant Data
http://gw2bltc.com/
http://www.gw2shinies.com/
https://www.gw2spidy.com/
https://gw2efficiency.com/
>Crafting
http://gw2crafts.net/
>Roleplay Resources
http://www.Guildwars2roleplayers.com/
http://gw2.aculeo.org/
>Misc Fun Shit
http://tooltips.thatshaman.com/
http://www.tyria3d.com/
http://gw2dps.com/
>Writebin
http://pastebin.com/kRR6ZV7W
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
NA [DORF]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Edarkness, Reignofpain, Unwarrior Chicken
NA [SS]: Fort Aspenwood, whisper Jakey Gyllenhaal, Ayo Girl Cmere, or Double A E D
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Togo Hornblower or Kealdrix
NA+EU [USA]: Fort Aspenwood+Seaferer's Rest, whisper Squatfu, Buzz Spankleaf, Togo Hornblower, Vuncia, Kerolastic
-Guilds are cross-server, and the only real reason to choose the server above is if you want to be on the same WvWvW team.
-You can also send a mail asking to be in the guild, if nobody is online.
Or, leave your name and server here so someone can check this post and invite you
cradling musky mcharr nuts with tongue
>>143509063
because im not sad like holy shit I got the coolest fucking lizard the other day he just sits in my hand with his arms flung over my finger like a wee lazy cunt its amazing
>>143509830
>>143509830
>>143509830
Please don't mislead new anons, there are only 2 guilds
HOPE and FUN
Guild Wars 2 /vg/ Guilds:
NA [HOPE]: Tarnished Coast, whisper Oothier, Vitto Mortemsen, Bonkk, Mexay Renatus, Peachy Panic, Rijakk, Riathen, or Dylsu X
EU [FUN]: Seafarer's Rest, whisper Farfelu, Aktium, Nalynea, Mo Zing Miko, Hornblower Togo, or Kealdrix
-Servers only matter for WvW and instancing.
-If no one is online, send a mail.
-If you are F2P, leave your name and region on the thread.
Kappasura earning her thesis grant through hard work and innovative thinking.
I'm the cutest HOPE femsura. Namedrop me and you will be rewarded.
![fb7[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/OQd0Xss.gif "fb7[1].gif")
>the name crywank isnt taken
>THE NAME CRYWANK ISNT TAKEN
>>143510558
THIS is the kind of funposting I like!
>>143510532
stop lying dros
post yfw the thread is EXACTLY how you remember it
>>143510776
>>143510776
Reminder that the handsome men of the White Mantle are the true path to righteousness
>>143510757
I don't lie
>>143510976
who even cares about this dumb shit, there's 5 guild slots, why does it matter when people can join multiple guilds?
>>143511107
drama
epenis
ego
dickwaving
prickwaving in general
>>143511107
anon
2 of the guilds in the OP don't even exist and the 3rd is made up of rejects that might actually be school shooters
>>143511107
what matters is keeping actual new people from joining the new-people guild. This meme just tricks newfriends into joining a dead mapchat guild.
>>143511327
I've been around long enough to know that all of those guilds listed do exist.
>>143510532
HOPE is dead tho
>>143511514
it doesn't really exist if none of the people listed as contacts don't play anymore.
>>143511107
as other anon said its about not tricking new people, thats all
>>143511531
even if that were true, still the NA /vg/ guild
>>143511531
>HOPE is dead
I think you are in a different HOPE anon
Rusemaster an appropriate title for an asura?
>>143511704
pretend like I didn't include that "don't"
>>143511531
i remember when HOPEfags were saying for EU FUN to be removed from glist because they thought it was dead
>>143512064
It really is though.
kappasura at the pinnacle of her field but haunted by the stairway of bodies she made to get there
>>143512253
oh... its fine for me, I've been having a good time
>>143512253
Compared to the other 4chan guilds I would say HOPE is still thriving like these threads are.
>>143512216
It still is, but FUN friends don't remove HOPE from the OP.
>>143512362
because they dont post here
>>143512362
HOPE doesnt remove FUN either, Drosera/whoever posts the pasta go out of their way to include both HOPE and FUN when talking about the guilds
>>143512416
because they're dead
>mfw HOPE is a ded guild and they're trying to defend it
>>143512416
>>143512613
Let the dead rest
>>143512978
>saying a guild is dead means it's dead
I don't get what you're trying to prove here, buddy
How is everyone feeling tonite?
>>143513423
I'm feelingyou up.
>>143513565
That'd be a first now wouldn't it?
>>143513230
Nothing, i was just shitposting and it got out of hand.
>>143513423
Bored af
>>143513423
Just got the plasma staff on my bloodborne thief guy, its the 2nd best looking staff for him, besides the scythe but I dont care THAT much for cosmetics
Im sitting here listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxzZJjDRdeo
drinking tea
about to do some dunjuns for casual fun
I feel like eating nutella out of a jar
Its the middle of the night, and I just took a cool picture of my cat and dog brb lemmie show you
I just finished up an exam, and today will be the last day I ever stand inside a school. Im moving out soon.
>>143513423
Finished getting back to ruby now I'm playing Overmeme.
>>143510757
I thought you were cool...
>>143513423
YEAH
>>143510757
what the fuck marblemaid
>>143514375
i'm going to steal your cat and pet it
>>14351006
>HOPE was full of people that made me feel lonely anyway
>HOPE wouldn't be my hugbox no matter how hard i tried
>>143513423
played memewatch for the evening with some chums, might play meme wars 2 tomorrow to do some things in there
overall, pretty alright
>>143515268
>HOPE: where even the attention whore circlejerking is a clique
>>143513423
feeling fine, just doing my daily /gw2g/ shitposting then any game that isn't gw2
ACTUAL SCREENSHOT OF BLOODBORNE PVP
>>143515940
what's with your sudden need for attention, your boyfriend not giving you enough at home?
man this is fucking cool I found another dude like me
He even had the scythe I really wanted and everything
except I had the hat he wanted, so we were even.
>>143515268
Its ok! im in a nice relaxed guild now full of relaxed people who make me feel very happy
>>143516228
Im gay!
>>143510674
*pats*
>>143516417
>im in a nice relaxed gui
can you go blog there, thx
Man this attention whore is the reason I'm a faggot. Women are fucking retarded.
>>143517230
so fuck off and blog there
>>143517230
nobody wants you here retard
>>>143517794
From a giant library of sounds recorded or made
Like most game developers
Also no shit its unsettling, you just hit a fucking dear, what did you expect
>>143509830
>I'm a new/returning player, how do I join the /vg/ guild?
>has 50 different guilds that are all inaccurate
dark souls 3 is getting its first expansion pack this fall and another one early next year, when is the planned gw2 content supposed to release?
Why did marblemaid feel lonely in HOPE?
>>143518840
not enough attention
>>143518840
Bullied to death by the Clique Commander.
>>143517367
Marble isn't a woman
>>143518903
More than enough attention. I think marble has issues when given an audience and it becomes her own undoing
>>143518929
There is no clique left to command
How much do femsuras weigh?
please stop sending me insulting whispers
>>143519665
yeah, that'll certainly help.
which almost feels like it's baiting insulting whispers.
>>143519742
stop it please leave me alone
>>143519639
Anywhere between 22 and 52 kilograms.
femsuras are cute and i love them
>>143519845
Nice no trip, smart guy.
I want to marry a femsura.
How much fluid does a femsura excrete during an orgasm?
self-conscious noodlesura staring enviously at her thicksura friend
Is marblemaid underage?
>>143520846
anon no, it's perfectly fine for noodlesuras to be noodlesuras, pls don't imply thicksuras are the only best thing. i love noodlesuras.
>>143520972
She is 20 years old.
Is it true that swagg erps? lmao
unhappy noodlesura subscribing to Miss Thicksi's Bulking Program
>>143521291
anon stop
>>143521070
yea
I made a new thread with every /vg/ guild in the OP
>>143519126
>>143519126
>>143519126
why isnt rexxie in HOPE anymore?
why isnt vae in HOPE anymore?
I was playing like 1 year ago, just when the new map arrives I lost my MBR and fucked up everything.
Now I want to play again, Its necessary to brought the expansion pack? If not, I will miss something in the game?
>>143522708
no, wait until the price matches with how much content the expansion gives or wait until they finish the expansion
>>143522325
you would think a guild full of femsuras would make rexxie have some interest in being in it
>>143522901
And when that could be? Which price did you think its gonna be ok?
>>143523052
who knows when anet will actually finish the expansion, but at the moment i wouldnt pay more than $15 for it and they ask for $50
if you want a proper example of $50 worth of content, look at gw1 factions and nightfall
Bristling 45 kilos
>>143524286
>having a femsura this fat
take a jog you obese american
>>143524379
You can't ignore her girth.
>>143524616
yeah you cant ignore her period, because shes a hamplanet
>tfw no 200 pounds of femcharr wife
>>143525030
>200 pounds
What is she? Just bones?
Charr are like...400-600 lbs.
>>143524707
Not that girth
attention gw2g we have an epic troll in the vicinity
>>143525593
wow he must be a jobless loser who doesnt get any attention irl lmao
>>143525070
>he's never had a skinny femcharr wife
Not everyone wants T H I C C wives anon.
>>143526097
>turbo skinny femcharr
>>/trash/
>>143526324
>opinions
I bet you don't like DFCs either.
>>143526324
>talks shit about proportions
>posts a femcharr with an ogre's torso and tiny bent limbs attached to it
>>143526575
of course he does, he's a homo
>>143526575I don't know what that is.
>>143526596
>blaming me for GW2's shit animations
>>143527125
its delicious flat chest, vae c:
i like qt skinny grils with dfc
and also qt skinny grils with boobs and booty
i mainly like qt skinny grils
>>143527230
yeah you like skinny little flat girls becausethey remind you of children
>>143527125
>posts a picture with no animations to save face
ill blame you for posting it in the first place
>>143527230
>I'm attracted to girls who are attractive.
>>143527320
Don't be like that anon.
>>143527230
I see. Then sure I can get behind thatwhen attached to a dude.
>>143527614Another one into pocket charr!
>>143527970
what the fuck is a pocket charr?
>>143527970
Indeed.
>>143528065
Pocket-sized. A minimum height charr. Can be varying levels of thickness, though, the easier to pick up and hold the better imo.
>>143528065
It's what one calls a skinny, shrimpy near-minslider or minslider mcharr.Not really my flavor, but there's something for everyone.
tfw bara wageslave who just wants to go back home and bully his pocket charr bf.
>>143529195
tfw will never bully his prostate as punishment for being a big bully to pure subby bf
>>143529418
will never in turn barb his pocketcharr and feed him cake and tell him everything will be all right.and then make him do pushups and eat more cake.
>>143529573
tfw still no tigerbando mcharr face
>>143528398
What would the equivilent term be for femcharrs then?
>>143529789
You are giving me all the sads, anon.
anon.... i know ur a lewd femchar...
REEEEE THEY'RE MAKING ME DO OVERTIME
>>143530059
You know what's funny is that I've never really heard a term for females.
The last body-specific term for femcharr I know of was the "WFC" meme. But that was specifically white furred max-slider femcharr.
But the world is wide open for you to come up with a term for it.
>>143528398
>not my flavor
And yet you mained one for so long.
>>143530219
good, good wageslave
keep making those shekels for mr. bernstein
>>143530354
It's a little different being the pocketcharr than being attracted to pocketcharr, but what can I say, anon?
>>143530998
Fair enough, it's not as fun without the size difference, isn't it?
>>143530303
I've got no clue honestly, the best term I've got is just calling cats like the on the right lil' squats.
gaius plaguespear and vuncia cooking up femcharr memes to force upon us all
Futasura crying in the corner because she's all alone
>>143532104
*pats* nobody likes to feel lone, i will try to cheer her up and show her friendship so she feels comfy and cute
>>143530303
i vote lapcharr
>>143532749
I like it.
![[sobs].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BvYooCO.jpg "[sobs].jpg")
>>143532749
>tfw no lapcharr to braid hair with
It works.
>>143532749
im sure we can come up with a better name than that
>>143531734
the prophecy has been realized
>>143532749
How about housekitten?
>>143533329
Sounds like a pedo ratfag came up with it. Try again.
>tfw you main white femcharr
>>143533718
wat do u smells like?
>At DS
>Commander thinks he's such a speshul little snowflake he locks himself into a separate squad and bosses everyone around incessantly
Oh boy
>>143533797
my husband's musk
>>143534034
fuck off vae
>trying to shame and bully the thicksuras
It's OK to be intimidated. Just say hello. They're no different from anyone else; they're just built.
lapcharr scout sneaking into her larger friend's bedroll during a cold night in the shiverpeaks
>>143534063
>fat acceptance
fuck off to tumblr
>>143534063
huh? if you're insinuating i was making thicksuras feel ashamed or bullied, that's not true. It was a thicksura advocate that initially painted a picture of noodlesuras feeling inadequate, which is wrong - noodlesuras are perfectly qt and lovely as they are. thicksuras have their pleasant characteristics too. both are nice for cuddles and ought to feel cute and comfy
Post kittdai
>>143534063
>i'm a chubby chaser
>>143536665
>being low test
>>143528398
>tfw got too fat to be a pocket charr
>>143539204
d-dont say something like that
>>143539204
>you will never find out whose panties those belong to
why are there two threads? do we really need double the shitposting?
>>143541363
Technically we have three since the 741-post thread still hasn't died. We don't need it, but what can you do when anons crave their daily dose of rat and catposting?
>>143542006
tfw i remember when we used to have only one thread at a time
>>143541850
unff
your ears are so curly today~
Been away from GW2 since before Heart of Thorns. How is the game these days? Was a big fan of WvW, has much changed in that part?
>>143544373
Very little has changed. For WvW:
In general elite specs are direct upgrades for every class, build and role. High pop servers were soft-merged with low pop servers to even the match-ups slightly. They added and then subsequently removed Desert BLs, so Alpine is still waiting for you. There's a WvW reward track similar to PvP.
The biggest part of the expansion was four new open world farms ala Silverwastes. The rest is minor in comparison.
/gw2g/ Norns out there, come out and play!
This thread can't be all Charr and Asuran, can it?
Also, where are all mnorns? At EU side all you see look like the monopolyguy :(
>>143544763
oh look its the "photographer"'s admirer
get some taste
calso it's getting pathetic now
how salty do you have to be about a gay mcharr shitposter
>>143541850
You and Rikki are my favorite rat posters
>>143544763
norn lore got raped in gw2 so nobody plays them and rightly so
hey squatfag defense force, im not calsi
>>143545474
>>143545571
Reminder not to bully.
>>143545589We're the only ones left.
>>143544572
Thanks for the info.
>>143545684
you can pretend all you like patheticsi
you're still triggered
>>143539571
ANON NO
I wanna cum on qt rat feetsies, make femnorns feel loved, and also turn femcharrs into qt cuddle partners, furthermore i am gonna make sure all qt femvari are comfy, whilst also making sure the FHD are feeling safe with me as Daddy.
>>143546923
>patheticsi
this is the kind of sense of humor furfags have everyone
witless, non-existent
Give me the word on the latest drama fammy
>>143547252
vomitsi shitposting about vae the narcissist
thread being dead but anons trying to justify it isnt and blame shitposting for its deadness
thats about it
Futasura returning to her single apartment from work and flopping down onto the couch alone
>>143547580
*flopping ontot he couch witht he femsura and hugging her close*
>>143548178
Gross who invited you?
PLEASE BRING US CONTENT ANET SO WE GET MORE FEMSURA POSTERS
>>143550389
wtf.....
Please end this game so all the futasura posters curl up in their closets and commit suicide by starving themselves to death
Slowly raping and torturing femsura to death in my seedy and damp basement. Storing their dismembered body parts in my refrigerator so I can eat them later.
You guys are weird....
>>143551856
*pats and cuddles u* its gonna be okay anon, i am protecting u
>>143551984
You just broke into MY WIFE'S apartment! Get the fuck out before I call the cops, you psychopath!!
>>143552268
im stayin here! she needs me right now... Pls just calm down and approach us slowly, I am cuddling her adn I don't want ur footsteps to interrupt, thnx
>>143552375
Don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again.
Is Tillz a psycho?
>>143552643
who
and probably not nah
>>143552643
Yes. She got out of jail for killing someone in Australia. Ask her yourself.
Finely diced femsura flesh put into a spiced chili,it being fed to the council in Rata Sum much to their praise. Inventing other recipes involving the frozen remains of freshly killed hookersura.
charr cum soup with musk scented dumplings
stop...
Lonesome femsura waiting for her wife to stop giving her the silent treatment after a dumb argument.
>>143553772
wait wat
>>143509830
What language/s is/are allowed in the EU guild?
English only?
>>143559906
Pretty much.
>>143559906
Anyone's allowed, really. Nobody'll bitch at you for speaking a different language so long as you're not cancerous about it.
Everyone speaks english though. If you come in and start speaking Spanish or French, prepare to be ignored.
>>143559906
English and Dutch
