best ak edition
>Making the OP
http://pastebin.com/uinaZ3S1
>Ongoing/Upcoming Tournaments
http://www.hltv.org/events/upcoming/
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike
>Competitive News
http://www.hltv.org
>PUG Services
[FREE] http://cevo.com/event/cs-globaloffensive/downloads
[FREE] http://www.faceit.com
[PAID BOTNET] http://play.esea.net
>Betting/Trading/Item Related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azhrQ7jeB7g [Embed]
http://i-am-fat.org/csgo-skins/
http://goaggro.com
http://csgolounge.com
http://csgobackpack.net
http://www.gosugamers.net
Always inspect in game, always assume the worst. Bet responsibly and most importantly always do the opposite of what /csgog/ says.
>Game Mechanic Info
Money System: http://i.imgur.com/dp4ZIQ0.jpg
Damage Chart: http://www.schuzak.jp/cs-go/dmgchart.html
Recoil Mechanics: http://twowordbird.com/articles/csgo-recoil-mechanics
>Ranks & Stats
http://csgo-stats.com
http://i.imgur.com/gctfTNd.png
http://i.imgur.com/LjvGBwi.jpg
http://www.hltv.org/?pageid=183&gameid=2
http://www.gosugamers.net/counterstrike/rankings#team
>Game Enhancements
Config Tool: http://csgohelp.com/autoexec
Crosshair: http://csgohelp.com/crosshair
HUD: http://www.spddl.de/csgo_english-txt/csgo_multi-txt
>Watching Streams
Livestreamer: http://livestreamer.readthedocs.org/en/latest
Livestreamer Guide: http://i.imgur.com/uUeAecY.jpg
Open Source Twitch Chat: http://sourceforge.net/projects/getchatty
>How to git gud
Do this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlCRfTmBSGs [Embed]
Watch this EVERYDAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1ken7K5kQ4 [Embed]
Read and watch everything here: http://pastebin.com/UmC1Vsnh
no cancer below this
its free skines
first for degenerate drug addicts
LMAO HOW THE FUCK DID THAT ROUND WORK SO WELL FOR 3DMAX
finnish accent is so calming
disturbed is nutty as fuck
these secret finnish meme strats are orgasmic
post pansy lips
>>100057283
I WANT TO BREED PANSY
>>100057283
reminder that steel fucked pansy at the british insomnia LAN when she was still skinny
>>100057283
damn why british girls gotta age so fast
she was hot once
I bet she's done unspeakable things with dicks
Gay animes best animes :^)
>>100049502
haha
>>100057283
i must breed pansy
>>100057283
I need to breed an pansy
>>100057283
I need to kill fatsy
>>100057193
ROFL I knew you would say this. You're quite the little internet drug expert aren't you?
I never said it WAS prescribed meth, I said it was VERY SIMILAR to it.
Go snort some adderall and pretend your good at cs now faggot, no gives a fuck about your drug habits
>17%
can I bet csgo keys niggaz?
>>100057283
I'd let her control my spray
>>100057547
yeah but might aswell give them to me
fuck you reddit op
>>100057547
Yes, even sticker capsule keys.
If you're actually buying a betting item you should purchase nametags though.
>DOUBTING
>>100057632
>implying vulcan isn't best ak
>>100057536
Its almost like I knew you would replymasochist
>>100057671
is it possible to bet CS:GO Weapon Case 2 ?
>>100057681
even cartel is better than that shit
>>100057681
i didn't refer to that
Weapon Case 2 is objectively the best case
-maniac
+any random french dmg
>>100057535
>tfw watching that game as a finn
omg :D
>>100057681
vulcan is only good as betting skin
>>100057789
I don't think you can, can't be souvenirs either
Operation dropping this Friday BOYZ!
>stop betting for the lan
>mfw no strokes
Goddamn, I'm doing pushups whenever Titan lose a round and it just won't stop
If you lose your dick do you get phantom boners?
>>100057758h-how could you know?? D:
Is Pansy pregnant or did she just get fat realy fast
>>100057972
ask harvey
>esl_pov1
Lol they just called kennyS an autist
guys relax dust is 12-3 t sided
>titan
>>100058038
I saw her at a mandingo party. I'm pretty sure she is black bred
S T O N D E Y
S T O N D E
SATANAA VITTU
1v4 EASY GET FUCKED KÖNIS :D
HAHAHAHAh
>>100058053
kill yourself
>>100058095
I love this gaming community. We are passionate, funny, weird and generally helpful to newcomers. We love this game, and whether it is on the official forums, twitter, reddit or subreddits, you can almost always find someone to talk to about some aspect of the game in a constructive way. Even the weekly dramabombs are entertaining in our own bizarre fashion :)
That being said, it has somehow become acceptable over time for us to use the disorder of Autism as a way to insult other players here. And trust me, I'm guilty of it too, at some point in the last two years. But I can hardly find a thread that doesn't have a post with a ton of upvotes calling someone an autistic shitter blah blah blah. And I'm not going to call people out, because it's not an individual problem - it's the tone of the entire community.
I get it. This is the internet. People will post, and jimmies will be rustled. Nothing I, nor anyone else says can MAKE you stop posting with as much vitriol and toxicity as you wish. But that doesn't mean we can't at least try to hold ourselves to a higher standard. This is a great community full of many great gamers. I hope you'll join me in being more self conscious about what we post here.
That's pretty much all that I wanted to say.
>>100058227
>>100058234
STONDEEEEE :____D
oli kyllä maukas klutsi :D
lol those facial expressions on titan
S T O N D E
T
O
N
D
E
>>100058245
gay
>>100058318
another game ruined by op anti eco
keenis on suicide watch
ever since the patch Kenny hasn't been performing it's clear that his best days are past him and he's just going down hill. why doesn't he just quit? He's washed up.
TAIVAS LYO TULTA
>Titan not buying something better than tec9s after a round win
Didn't they get the meme-o?
if you have like 90 armor and a helmet at the start of a round is it worth the cash to buy to 100?
benis is on suicide watch
>finnish friends having fun even when they lose a round
>frenchies literally on suicide watch, kennys regretting his life choices and will probably kill himself after this
>kenis
>two whiffs
lamo
I love 3dmax's playstyle.
>>100058565
No lol
>>100058565
nope, only rebuy armor if you go below 30, and that happens literally never.
I literally hate how twitch has made it so we can't watch in game anymore because the venues want the ad revenue.
damn we need flipsid3 on ESL
>>100058585
>Finland - bros
>France - faggots
more news at 11
why did they just go 1 by 1 into his crosshair
what a play by the french
WTF
HE COULD HAVE DEFUSED
>>100058661
>>100058676
wow I just googled it for the first time ever and realized that 5% armor is the same reduction as 100% armor, I thought it was a gradient
I've wasted so much economy rebuying armor for no reason
>>100058819
god i hate silvers
>>100058565
only buy refresh armor+kevlar if you have less than ~40
KOLMOISTAPPO
I betted on 3DMAX
strokin yet, 3dcucks?
lol why do some players get mad about people shooting their bodies? like seriously how can that shit bother you especially when you're a pro.
>>100058921
god i hate anime
>>100058819
They don't use MM timers in ESL pal
>>100058962
they're autistic
>>100058962
why do people get upset when somebody refuses a handshake after a sports game?
if you don't understand why, there's a 100% chance you are riddled with autism
>>100059002
>>100058879
He could have just made it, retards.
>>100058986
tch
>>100058962
yeah, it's probably hard to understand from your silver mm viewpoint but >>100059079 is right
Titan VOIP is entertaining.
NICE!!!!! ARRIBE!!
>>100059079
i'm sorry but refusing a handshake and shooting someones body are completely different things.
>>100059189
nah
>>100059091
has there been a good anime since GitS
>>100059089
The Titan player was less than 5 seconds behind him ez and could maybe even have killed him as he was crossing by double doors
and if he stopped to respond to being shot at he also wouldn't have made it
>>100059089
he was being watched from middle, no way he would've made it in time or alive to site.
>gaypex
>>100059189
reading that without context is hilarious.
>>100059221
no, neo anime is all moe shit or teenage angst that's tailored to small children with single digit age and NEETs
>that bomb drop
MERDE
>>100059372
so i should avoid SsS
>frenchcucks thought they were coming back against our guys
nej
>>100059437
honestly it wasn't too bad that that happened
they could have salvaged it if the other guy on elbow didn't go to site and then a ramp
he should have dropped with ex6, killed the guy that was alone ct, and then boosted up with it
>>100059189
>he doesn't understand sportsmanship
>17(seventeen) percent
>underwear
my literal dick
>the city of kenis
>Pansy: He head the AWP shot
He was fucking tagged by it, pay attention.
i like marvin gaye
im not gay
>mfw BeniS
>>100059479
I don't know what that is, but if its anime that wasnt made in the 90s yes you should stay away
1
7
%
who 3DMAX bet here?
Why does the A1 have such shit skines compared to the A4?
>>100059549
>He takes an absolutist view of sportsmanship
>>100059698
aye
>>100059549
Taunting your opponent is not unsportsman like.
Look at Ali.
>>100059738
because its an alpha gun, a1 is for pussy kids
NY BOJJAAT SEURAAVAKS MP_TURUNLINNA JA VOIDDO GOTII :::--DDDddddDD
>>100059679
okay cause its the continuation of GitS
>tfw didn't bet on 3DMax
>>100059847
PERGELE :D:::DDDDDD
>>100059698
me... I only bet low though because of dem odds.
like seriously who thought titan had this over 80% especially after their games yesterday.
>>100059698
I bet $1.8 on them so I'm not too bothered if they end up losing this and still getting a $9 payout if they win so I'm just gonna enjoy the game perkele :DDD:DDaDDD
>>100060063
... is she having a stroke in this video?
did she bet on titan too?
>>100060063
more lip webms pls
and in slow motion
>>100060063
kawaii bansi :DDDDDDD
>all those 3dmaxshitters about to give me their skines
>>100060063
What kind of drugs cause bags under your eyes like those?
>>100059847
i hate mongols and mongol memes
>>100060287
alcohol, r u a babby
>>100060063
Why is a CoD caster employed for a CS GO tournament?
>>100060262
you're literally retarded if you bet on titan with those odds
>>100059847
helppo cs
Envyus will win right?
Na'Vi has no chance right?
should i bet on EnVyUs for their match against Navi? I thought they were way better buy Navi has 22% odds which isnt too low
>>100060339
OLET VIHAINEN. JÄTKÄ? :DDD:Dd.d.D:D
>>100060448
>>100060460
NaVi has been on fire they could do it perhaps
>>100060448
depends on which team starts tilting first
>>100060448
navi can beat nv, the only question is what are the odds
I'd put it around 25 to 30% that they can beat nv, which means I'll be betting on navi
>tfw I only went ICB on 3DMAX because I've lost so many underdog bets in a row
>>100060485
morda zara cie tam pojade smieciu jebany
>>100060706
Atleast you bet, i didnt even put an icb on them
>m4, tek9, 5-7
why don't these guns have good skines?
i still doubt that 3dmax will take this but i sure hope so
Why are they sitting so close to the screen?
why is he so gorgeous ;_;?
>>100060739
>polish slavshit calling finns mongols
now this a top kyk mymy
>>100060828
>knight/BSasiimov
>toxic
>fowl play/case hardened
>>100060178
quick reminder that cobble is T sided
>>100060828
xray/bullet rain, do need better ones though
titanium bit/one with full blue/ossified are nice
5-7 has kami, urban hazard, candy apple, hot shot
>>100061005
good
>>100061005
hgnnnnnnnnnnnghhhh
>>100061092
>not calling your hot shot shaggy
>>100060997
>butthurt mongol mad hearing the truth
boli dupka??? ;))
>>100060828
Desert Strike and Tornado are both pretty hot skins and cheap as fug too
>>100061005
why is this so creepy?
>>100061005
share the load
>>100060672
>>100060627
>>100060619
,I ask because I forgot to switch my bet to VP at the last second last night and lost the rest of my skines and only have the few I have in reserve in my inventory left, rather not lose them
((
>>100061380
loads back on menu boys
3dmax ts:
>where the fuck do i save on this map
>just sneek somewhere
>>100061451
Then don't bet on this match
Will ESL kill CSGO?
>>100061219
lel, i'm not even a finn but proper scandinavians > finns > slavshits (like you)
>jumping smg kill
nice game cod fags
VITTU
>>100061451
if you want good betting practices you have to be prepared to lose bets
the fruits of good betting will take 25+ matches to show themselves since you are playing the odds not picking favorites
if you really don't want to lose your skins, just don't bet
>people actually thought 3dshit will beat titan
ROFL
>>100061707
cobble on tero mappi :^)
>>100061580
Thorin says yes
I'm bored of taking cover all the time
>>100061647
>cucks > mongols > great slavic people
propa delusion lad
the m4a1 needs another nerf still no recoil and OP as fuck
>>100060262
REMINDER
3DTILT
D
T
I
L
another game ruined by cobblestone
it was actually a better map before the changes
literally titan's best map
3DMAX should have started on T side. They would have won.
does anyone ehre actually play the game or is it just starcraft general: babymode fps edition
I used to hate pistol rounds but then I got some nice pistol skines and I enjoy them now
>>100062296
>playing the game
lmao we're not nerds.
>>100062306
Nice blog
>>100062296
I play the game sometimes but I'm new here.
WORST MAP
FUCKING BULLSHIT
EVERYTIME I LOSE SKINS ON THIS SHIT GODDAMN MAP
>>100062379
this u fucking loser fucking fag nerd bitch virgin
how on earth did apex not get that kill
great game valve
COMEBACK
COMEBACK
YOU SCARED YET FRENCHCUCKS?
>>100062296
>200 posts
>50 ids
>does anyone ehre actually play the game
>>100062296
csgog is like the golf course clubhouse, you come here to hang out when you're not playing the game
when you actually play csgo it takes up too much of your attention to make any posts, and insofar as talking about actual gameplay goes there isnt that much to talk about
finns on suicide watch
>>100059847
RESD IN BIIS SGINS :DDD
>>100062878
This is the best analogy
>>100062730
what game?
>>100062878
>100062878
shut tuh fuck up
>>100062878
that would explain the binge drinking
>>>/v/290401448
what's with the cheating
Not even worried. This is a T sided map. 3DMax could easily come back.
>>100062878
It's more like being at the golf course clubhouse, and noticing that everyone talks about their golf club but no one ever used them.
>>100063224
>giving a crap about what /v/autists thinks about anything.
Why has the mongol shitposting stopped ? :^)
>>100063224
>Countless cs pros caught
>actual number of CSGO pros caught: 3
>>100063224
>/v/
nah
>>100063350
Clearly it hasn't since you just posted. :^)
>cobbles at 40$
STOP
>>100063224
why would you ever go there
>>100063356
I'm talking more about the webms of a guy who's clearly cheating. Seriously nothing being done about him?
>>100063550
WHY DO THEY KEEP GOING DOWN
If Im like 14 health and 95 armor after a spraydown, did the armor only protect around 5 health or would I have died without it?
>>100063506
you lost some skines, friend ? :^)
>>100063605
please stay in /v/ containment thanks.
>>100063670
it means your opponent only managed to hit your legs or stomach.
>literally doubting finns
>>100063745
this is /v/ LMAO
>>100063605
Because silvers don't decide who gets banned for cheating
>>100063605
It's not "clearly". It's cherry picked hard and without sound it becomes even more worthless. For example the one where he "locks" on a guy through smoke he could obviously hear the footsteps on the wood boards.
And people who accuse Fnatic of cheating have the most inconsistent logic ever. Sometimes they imply that it targets the player closest to him, but when that doesn't make sense with their cherry picked videos they change it to be the player closest to his cross hair.
>>100063704
Don't think so, buddy. We'll see who will lose his skines. :^)
>>100063654
retards panic selling. There won't be any new dragon lore cases til DH winter.
i bet on 3dmax but could they get 10 rounds??
>>100063605
you're talking about Flusha right? Flusha doesn't cheat, people are just jealous of his skills because he's one of the best players in the world.
>>100062920
OH FUGGENS :D
BUT ITS BEINGS IICEEBEES SO NO BIG DEALIOS :D
>>100064027
more will drop in august
THANKS
FOR
THE
FREE
SKINS
>>100064013
thx 4 ur skines, friend :^)
pansy and kenny definitely fucked
hahahahaha get fucked finnish faggots
>>100064137
ESL Cologne wont be sponsored by Valve (no stickers, no case drops)
>>100063942
people in /v/ are awful in every game they play, the ones that are any decent will migrate to /vg/ general of that game in due time
>dragon lore is one ugly piece of skin
>muh rarity
lol bunch of fucking sheeps
>>100064268
OH SHIT YOU JUST MADE ME ROCK HARD BRO I'M TALKING FULLY TORQUED
how can they let pansy on camera
>>100064268
source?
>>100064467
>>100064268
WHAT?
why?
Post it
>>100064268
they already had an event not sponsored and case drops and stickers happened
>>100064565
omg that thumbnail pergele :DDDDD
>>100064537
google says its not sponsored by valve but nothing about drops or stickers
>>100064737
>that $20 overpay
what
>>100065064
nice
>>100065064
how much did you lose in total
I'm bored, does anyone need a smurf for their silver games.http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198211530000/
>>100065064
how can you be this bad lmao
>>100065157
fuck off poorfag
>>100065064
you doubted didn't you?
>>100065246
dont boost the shitters, let them stay shit
Titan or TSM?
NV is going to wreck Navi ez
>>100065064
only betting on underdogs lmfao gj
>>100065382
But winning boosts my ego!
>>100065436
I see where this is going
>>100063994
You're autistic.
https://youtu.be/1LcOiLipzoA
>>100065367
whoah why the hate ?
>>100065592
>more shitty evidence
when will reddit leave?
>>100065592
hello reddit
