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NOW ENTERING KING'S ROW


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NOW ENTERING KING'S ROW
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LA LO LI
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>>345458996
Probably my favourite payload map. Pretty hard to take on the first point on attack though.
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NANANA POO NI
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>>345458996

Only the british would get to the future, replace wheels with hovercraft thingies - and still roll those gigantic red pieces of shit around.

>tfw when trying to take a picture in london without one in it
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NOW ENTERING ANUBIS

Prepare for Attack
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DOG RESTAURANT TOWER
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CHEERS LOVE THE CAVALRY'S HERE
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>>345458996
What's the point of the holograms in front of the clock faces?
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>>345461470
My least favourite map by far. Both points for the attackers are pure concentrated cancer.
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HASSELHOFF
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>>345461673

So the omnics can read it better
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pn_9xA-SuLc
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>>345461743
I REMEMBER THE POSTER. MY HAIR WAS AMAAAAZING!
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>>345461678
This. People are praising Blizzard for this game, but no one talks about the shit map design.
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Every other map > Anubis > Hanamura
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So is Ana getting officially released tomorrow?
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>>345458996
Could you please type Overwatch next time? You're bypassing my filter. Thanks.
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>>345461470
>on attack with no healer
>decide to at least go tank since no one else is
>play aggressive as possible and crank down on enemy team as reinhardt
>win game in under 2 minutes
>get gold in damage
>mfw
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Now entering
>Volskaya
>Dorado
>King's Row
worst maps
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>>345461860
What's wrong with Hanamura?

>Anubis can fuck off though
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Travelling to Numbani

Prepare your defenses
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>>345461997
It doesn't surprise me, Anubis is a you win in a landslide or you don't win at all kind of map. If you complete shut down the enemy team on the first point and rush the second they won't have time to set up or to get their ults ready for revives so going to the second point IMMEDIATELY is always the best strategy.
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>>345461860
Am I the only person who likes Hanamura? Yeah the second point is pure aids if you're attacking, but generally I always enjoy playing Hanamura, both attacking and defending. It's a fun map which separates good teams from shit ones.
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>>345462190
>Am I the only person who likes Hanamura?
Yes.
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>>345462042
Hanamura is like Anubis but worse. More tight chokepoints (the high left flank seems better than Anubis's choke but it's incredibly easy to defend), second point is seemingly open but absolute ass to actually attack, the defenders respawn too close there
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>it's a KOTH map
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>>345462134
>Numbani on Attack
>My team ALWAYS IGNORES THE PAYLOAD AFTER THEY CAPTURE THE FIRST POINT

Why? Why does nobody every try to contest the payload up to first checkpoint on that map? I've gotten so fucking mad at my team for giving up immediately and setting up past the second chokepoint.
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NOW ENTERING NUMBANI
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>>345462449
LALOLI

good map
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>>345462406
>now arriving at Ilios
>play all 3 games
>traveling to Nepal
>play all 3 games
>arriving at Lijiang Tower
>play all 3 games
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>>345462406
>It's Ilios for the third time in a row

I don't even mind Ilios, it just seems to pop up way too often for some reason.
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>''Gays into the the Irish''.
WTF Blizzard?!
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>>345458996
>NOW ENTERING CASUAL'S THREAD
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>>345462449
>widowmaker in Numbani
>"I will not leave without that gauntlet!"
>in the trailer she leaves without the gauntlet
what did she mean by this?
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>>345462583
>All three games

In comp you can potentially play five games. Those are always a drag.
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>>345462583
>>345462663
>>345462406

I literally have been getting nothing but KOTH my last 10~ attempts at playing the game
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>>345462785
Maybe she said she'll leave without the gauntlet?
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>>345458996
Best map
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>>345461470

I actually dont mind Hanamura or Anubis as much anymore. I've actually had a lot more success on them as of late. Maybe its because my MMR is so high and people are actually competent. When I play with my shitter friends we get crushed.
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why can't blizzard into map design
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>>345462785
Gauntlet is slang for gang bang
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>>345462981
Kings Row is a weird way to spell Numbani.
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I AM READY TO ACTIVATE THE SOUND BARRIER
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>>345463129
OH
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>>345463179
LET'S
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>>345463129
I'm not hearing that noise
I'm not hearing that noise
I'm not hearing that noise
I'm not hearing that noise
I'm not hearing that noise
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>>345463179
LETS
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I'd be nice if we could choose if we want to play Payload or KOTH

cause I sure love playing KOTH 10 times in a row
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>>345462406
I like koth because it doesn't lead to coin flips every game. The better team will win every time. It also gives me an excuse to reap or play lucio
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I really like Hollywood because I've always had a boner for levels that take place on movie sets
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>>345458996
Atlas Park>Kings Row
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>>345461470
>playing defence on Anubis as junkrat
>enemy gets nowhere near the control point for like 6 minutes
>we are absolutely destroying them
>i get a 30 player kill streak
>they take the point with like 20 seconds left
>"oh its alright we will destroy them on the next point"
>the whole team walks right up to the control point and takes it instantly

I hate this map
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>>345463129
>Have my ultimate as Soldier 76
>Be witty and run behind the enemy team
>Use it Let's drop the beat

Just fuck my shit up
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>>345462780

>Pass into the ass!
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>>345463329
I'd rather lose to a coin flip every single time than have to deal with the clusterfuck-ey garbage that is KOTH.
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Dòng zhù! Bùxǔ zǒu!
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1.Every single Control map
2.Anubis/Volskaya
3.Dorado
4.Kings Row
5.Numbani
>power gap
51.Route 66
52.Gibraltar
>power gap
1001.Hollywood
>power gap
10000000002.Hanamura
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>>345463382
First point on Hollywood is cancer for the attackers.

>It's a 3 Torbs, a Bastion, a Lucio, and a Reinhardt on defense episode
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>>345463273
BLEURGHAAARGHH-
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>>345461678
That is completely wrong.

Just go all reaper and you will wipe the enemy team
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>>345463523
>liking Ilios ruins/lighthouse
>2.Anubis/Volskaya
>hating Gibraltar
garbagerodent main detected
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>>345463437
That only ever happens if your team is retarded and doesn't realize when a point is lost and then die trying to re-capture it.

You basically allow the enemy team to rush the last point and capture it.
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>>345463687
nope Pharah
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>>345461743
CATCHPHRASE!
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>hanamura attack
>smashing all of the screens
>gibraltar attack
>making the CO2 canisters fly
>dorado attack
>ringing the bells
>route 66 attack
>fucking up the diner

comfy desu
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>>345463329
>Better team will win
>when the game is decided by who has the most meta team
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>play against Hard AI
>they all move together and aimbot your head
>AI Zarya shields everywhere
It's fucking difficult if you don't have a Reinhardt, Reinhardt makes it super easy
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>play defend on Anubis
>pick Roadhog
>3 people go with Mercy, 1 D.va, and a symettra
>know exactly what the plan is
>sit under bridge with 3 Mercy's sucking my cock while conpletely annihilating any enemy who comes through
>do that for the entire match duration
>win
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>>345463928
>volskaya attack
>nothing to do
>pretend the floor is lava and jump around the room on the tables
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>>345463928
>Gibraltar attack
>Not getting Winston's chalk board to spin as fast as possible

Your free time before the match starts is not being put to good use, my friend.
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>>345463967
>Every AI team has a Zenyatta that makes it his personal duty to fuck your shit up whenever you try to flank.

It's impossible to learn the ropes of Genji with AI.
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>>345463523
>66/Gibraltar/Hollywood that low
My man you have good taste
Fuck those shitty maps
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>>345463967
>playing against AI
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>overwatch """"""""""""""""""""""map design""""""""""""""""""""""
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>>345463928
>Numbani attack
>Those tall comfy walls for Lucio to play with

Best spawn desu
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>>345464202

Its gr8 for getting your daily win for when you can't be assed to solo queue with retards
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>>345464243
source me fampai
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>>345464126
>boost into the air with pharah
>discord orb and 2 headshots before you can even see the zenyatta

>widowmaker snipe
>soldier 76 runs up, aimbots your head for 3 shots followed up with pinpoint accurate helix rockets in about 1 second total

>AI picks 2 zaryas
>TWO ZARYAS
>just fuck my shit up
>your retarded team-mates get them both to 100% charge constantly
>400HP + at least one bubble is really hard to burst down
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Careful enemy tur-AARGH
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>>345464243
>half shitty 3D
>half chinese 2D
Naruto fillers had better animations.
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>>345464314
Ai matches give you xp?
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>>345464413
The new berserk anime
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>BEHIND YOU
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>>345463946
just like every map
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>>345464413
looks like berserk
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I'M TAKING THE OBJ-aargh
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>>345464156
66's last point is cancer on attack, such a clusterfuck of choke points where any given enemy Q can end in a teamkill

every point is Gibraltar is awful for attack, especially the final stretch if defense has a competent widowmaker.

Hollywood might be the only attack sided map in the entire rotation and is the dumbest shit for defense
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>>345463761
Phara is god tier on Hollywood son.
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I HAVE FOUND THE ENEMY TELEPORTER!
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>Reaper Ooga Boogas himself behind you on El Dorado Attack
>"Death is Among You"
>Entire team knows where he is

Why even give him flanking capabilities when his shit is heard by everyone not deaf.
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>>345458996

Anyone wanna hit up Pocket D while we're here? Or maybe do a couple radio missions?

Guys?

I miss it so much...
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>Defence
>Defence
>Defence
>Defence
>Defence
>Attack
>Defence

Does everyone just leave on purpose because of solo queue coordination?
I hate watching team members get baited and killed outside point B chokepoints before watching the enemy Q train roll in yet I get the feeling /v/ likes defending.
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>>345462785
Wait, what were those two white kids doing in Africa?
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>>345462001
> Dorado second point on attack
This is always so cancerous for me.
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>>345464776
Attack is fun in solo que sometimes. You can get away with from weird and funny shit
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>>345458996
I hate to compare this to TF2 but can we talk about the map designs between the 2 games?

Its most likely me but overwatch has the better scenery design but when it comes to the map layout design TF2 feels better like the area's compliment the classes more in certain areas and others not so much.

Now thats not to say I think overwatch doesn't compliment some characters very well like Pharah where a lot of indoor areas have very high ceilings that let her attack from the up above.
Granted making a well balanced map for multiple characters for overwatch is pretty difficult.
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>>345464059
Shoot the banners.
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>>345464548
Yes, if you choose Play instead of Practice.

A Reinhardt and Bastion combo should deal wiht them easily until the Zenyatta has his ultimate ready. Then they'll just breeze past you and fuck you up
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>>345464838
They are obviously fugitives from europe
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Why do none of the maps have decent flanking routes? I want to sneak around and fuck them from the rear, but there's no path to do it without going straight through them, which ruins the element of surprise.
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>>345464748
he obviously did it too close.
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>>345462406
>MFW I like the KOTH maps in this game
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I'VE GOT YOU IN MY SIGHTS
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>>345465012
Play Genji
Ge's really the only one that can Out-Maneuver a lot of things.
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>>345464708
it's far to open on the second part, you have to worry about the payload, flankers inside the buildings, and attackers on top.

nothing's worse than running around a corner or into a room and finding a junkrat, McCree, or roadhog starring you down
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>Group up with me
>Group up with me
>My ultimate is ready!
>Group up with me

And every single time people just run off on their own and fucking die 10 seconds later.
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>>345465012
Every map has at least one flank route
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>>345464838
>After Talon tried to steal Doomfist's gauntlet from the Overwatch Museum, it was transferred to Numbani. Talon once again tried to steal the device while it was in transit.
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>>345465118
>one
Yeah, which they can watch easily. So it's not really a flanking route, is it?
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>>345465012
literally nearly every map has 3 routes to get to the point, what are you talking about
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>>345465097
>meanwhile the guy wastes his ult trying to kill the entire enemy team solo

What do these people think will happen?
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Whoever fell for these meme, should be shot.
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>>345465012
That's what genji and reaper are for
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>people have instantly locked Widowmaker, Hanzo and Genji
What do you choose?
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>>345464616
>peek around corner
>see group of enemies
>nope out and run away with my back burned to them
>get shot by someone im running from
>WATCH YOUR SIX
shut up, game
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>>345465225
Leave
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>>345464929
Overwatch maps are designed around chokepoints, not sure how TF2 does it though
>>345465012
Pretty much every match has a flanking route minus Anubis
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>>345464929

I really wish this game had mod support, I would love to try making maps for the game myself. Sadly it wouldn't really be that easy compared to other games but it would still be fun.
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>>345465092
Nigga what the second part gives Phara free coverage of the payload if you were talking about the last area before the end you might have a point. Also why should Phara care whose in the buildings when she's in the air. You can see all the roofs with ease
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>>345465189
this, after a single choke point every map allows to either go straight, left, or right.
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>>345465225
Roadhog. Best class for carrying downies
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>>345465225
It doesn't fucking matter because we already lost.

Probably Winston just so I can give the enemy team some hot monkey dick for a few minutes.
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>>345464059

Volskaya is my least favorite map.
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>>345464681
All maps are favoured for attackers except for Anubis and Hanamura's second points. Stop being shit.
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What would you say are the maps where the attackers have the advantage?
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>>345464639
>>345464594
aw it's not porn?
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>>345465494
Volskaya is one map I don't like defending on. Unless you have a POO IN LOO on your team that run back to the first point is so, so long.
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>>345465553
all of them lmao
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>>345465301
Why always be designed around choke points though?
You have characters that can teleport and fly over and speed dash around choke points which you would think they would try to design it so that the maps would compliment certain characters and their abilities to do things like flank and such.
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>>345465301
>minus Anubis
what are you on about? there are at least 3 ways to get to the first point and 4 for the second
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YOU NEED

A TIME OUT
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>>345465691
There's only choke points in offense/defense matches
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>>345465225
>Pick widow maker and buddy picks Hanzo
>Tip: TWO MANY SNIPERS WHAT ARE YOU THNKING RETARDS?
There are only two snipers what's going to happen when Ana gets released?
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>>345461552
>mfw

Trumpets are so good.
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>>345465703
>there's three way
Yeah after you get past the first chokepoint
There's no way to get past it but by brute forcing.
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>>345461743
>>345461819
>>345463834
AND YOU ARE LOOKING AS LOVELY AS EVUR
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>>345465703
3 ways after that fucking gate
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>>345465703
I wouldn't really count them because they are still basically in the middle. Like you can't get behind them like in other maps due to it all emptying out into the same area
>>345465691
see
>>345465784
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>>345465784
well obviously.
There would be no reason to have choke points in the KOTH maps.

What would a TF2 control point game look like in overwatch? Probably wouldn't work because of the lack of team count.
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>>345464838
Numbani is probably just the latest prosperous african city whites have built from the ground up
It'll be demolished by angry africans in a couple decades like all the rest
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>>345461860
>>345462042
>>345462190
>>345462305

>tfw playing Bastion attacking the second point on Hanamura

It's so goddamn counterintuitive nobody expects it and you can absolutely clean up a shit team.
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DROP ZA BEATO
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BACK IN THE BUTT
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>>345464059
Destroy the chairs in the library.
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>symmetra change to healer
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>>345458996
>Winston, you're a monster!

What did Tracer mean by this?
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>>345463014
>When I play with my shitter friends we get crushed.

This is why I can't play with my friends anymore. I actually win more doing solo q.

>tfw playing with my friends dropped my win % from 60 down to 52, now I'm finally back up to 55 since they quit playing
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>>345465862
>>345465931
I don't understand people's issues with chokepoints in this game. You know what Reinhardt does? You know what Lucio does? Just fucking walk past the choke. Not hard.
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>>345465553
Volskaya and Hanamura if your MMR isn't shit.

Attackers steamroll the defense in > 2 minutes most games on those maps.
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>>345465931
Pick characters that can blast right through and distract their team. Winston and D.va can jump over, or reaper can slide through.
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>ayo Reinhardt, wa gwaan me brotha

wut
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>>345466127
>Move Symmetra to defence hero
problem solved
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>>345466182
Reinhardt only works if the team isn't retarded and doesn't focus down his shield

>Having a Phara, Junkrat and Soldier 76 shitting on your shield
Breaks faster than Tracer getting hooked by Roadhog.
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>>345466290
Fucking this, god damn
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>yfw Death Blossom is ready on Dorado
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>>345466286
Who said this?
>>
What kind of character or mode do you wanna see next?
I'd like another Melee character and a deathmatch and Tug of War type modes
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>>345466294
That's what the Lucio is for.
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>>345465213
sorry you got no replys man lemme help you with that
but desu that was pretty week u shuold probable get lil more effort in taht
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>>345465564
Nope.
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>>345466330
>jumping off the roof between the second and third point
>dressed as el Blanco
AYE AYE AYE
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>>345466461
>Someones actually arguing that chokepoints are fine
kek u dumb
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>>345464748
>hear it loud and clear
>look wildly around and people look around
>no one can find him
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>>345466440
Tank fist fighting boxer
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>>345466603
I just go Guns blazing into every corner. Reapers like to stand still in a corner and then rape your ass when you get past them.
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>>345466182
>what is focused fire
D.VA works better because her defence matrix can take unlimited damage
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>>345466556
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>Traveling to ilios
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>DEATH COMES
>he dies to a headshot a second later
what an oracle
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>>345463437
>playing as junkrat
opinion discarded
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>It's an Ana Nano boosts Reinhardt/Genji episode
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>>345466596
If it wasn't for the initial choke points the game would because seriously broken for the defending team.
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>>345462780
>And don't forget honesty!
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>Overwatch got disbanded because a secret organization slandered us and ruined our family
>Less push carts around and stand on control points! That'll show them!
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Seeing how Reaper is a literal edgelord, how are the chances we'll get a literal White Knight?
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>>345466879
Overwatch is a game that needs a story mode.
It blows my mind they don't
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>>345466765
>tfw I am the Reinhardt
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>>345460530
Go all Winston and a lucio for the first point.
Trust me, it always works.
Leap from the top balcony and go bananas
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>>345466879
The lore has very little to do with the actual gameplay.
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>>345465862
>>345465931
Any tank except Roadhog can easily go through with shields, as well as characters with decent mobility. Other characters can take the door to the left, you're exposed for less than a second.

>>345465987
You can go on the right and get behind them with a nice height advantage, same with the left but it's riskier
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KOTH = Payload > power gap > the rotten asshole of a roadkilled skunk > double cap points
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>>345466705
>>345466596
They do not have nearly enough time to break a Rein shield before your team moves into one of the side hallways that every choke has if you use an amped up speedboost. D.Va does not protect the entire team as they move.
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>Now entering Hanamura
>Attack
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>>345467242
>entire team moving with rein shield
>in a pub match

you're too hopeful for vidya
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>>345466998
>bananas
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>>345467028

>Door on the left

Yes, listen to the man. That's definitely the door you should take. Just quickly zip right in there, what could go wrong?
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>pharah fags face when patch hits
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>Volskaya Industries
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>>345466951
Paragon Reinhardt
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>Be Torb on defense
>Put turret above first gate in a spot people actually have to look up and shoot and by that time they are dead because of my teamates
>Defend my turret from phara trying to fly over the gate
>They finally break through my team
>MOLTEN COORRREEE
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>>345467534
Is there a nerf for her? Last I checked it was soldier getting slighly nerfed, which was a good thing for pharah.
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>>345467437
The map would be a lot better if there was a tunnel from the left side of the spawn area into that side area
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>>345466765
It is better on Winston desu senpai
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>>345467609
Mcree damage falloff gets reduced. He can shoot her out of the air from much longer distances
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>>345467254
Meant to reply to because I'm talking about hanamura
>>345467596
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>>345467714
Oh right, I forgot about that.
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>>345466879
>every ''trailer'' has a story
>even the opening cinematic
>gameplay is about friends killings each other
>PG 12
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>Temple of Anubis
>Attack
>pick D.Va
>my team also has a Reinhardt
>destroy the Symmetra sentries placed at the opening choke point as always then run in through the left door
>kill a Junkrat that was in there, based Rein helps everyone else get in through the door
>we all group up and bum rush point A
>end up clearing out the whole team
>I end up taking the left path through the dark room by myself while Rein and rest of the team pushes through the middle to point B
>destroy a bunch of Symettra turrets on the point, the Sym that placed them, and Mei
>point is cleared and we start capturing
>get Ult
>boost towards enemies spawn point and NERF THIS
>explosion kills the same Mei and keeps the rest of the team off of it
>win in less than 3 minutes
>get play of the game and gold medals for eliminations, damage done, and objective time
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>>345467609
>Soldier nerf means fuck-all for anyone not macroing
>Zenyatta is now a god
>McCree is useful again and eats her alive
>Ana exists
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>>345466765
>EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY

You're welcome, bro.
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>Using builders after Attackers break through the first point
Why? If obvious we need more offense/defense characters at that point
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>someone uses their microphone
>its a little kid

every fucking time
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>>345461470
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>>345467895
Hitscan is way too stronk in this game. Until they give pharah aerial mobility better than a blimp, it's almost always better off doing things in the ground.
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>>345467878

>And then I woke up
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>>345467978
>they play Reaper
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Where the fuck are the CTF maps!?
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>>345461743
CRUSADER ONLINE!
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>>345467334
>it's the maps fault everyone is too stupid to take advantage of the game mechanics
Right. I forgot I was on /v/ for a moment.
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>leaving a game

ISHYGDDT
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>>345467978
He only uses his Mic to tell people to vote for him
>>
Gibraltar has become my favorite map ever since I began playing Hanzo
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>>345468117
maybe if you give them more money they will finally add more modes that UT 2004 had on release!
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>>345468117
>CTF
>with heroes like D.Va, Winston and Genji existing

literally unplayable
>>
>>345467978
Only really experienced this back when I played L4D on xbox.
>>
So when does Ana go live?
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>>345461470
I instalock Dva literally every time this map comes up -say what you will. I don't even main her. Admittedly 1/10 times I choose the wrong side to jet through and get murdered by turrets or w/e, but try it next time you see anubis attack. Later ult their dug in defense on b by jumpjetting her ult up and over from the right side walls/ruins area. Try this today anon.
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>>345468414
Next couple weeks
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>>345467978
>Someone using mic
>"He guys want to get some strategy going?"
>Another guy gets on mic "sounds good lets do this"
>Both sound mature
>Get excited
>I scramble to get my mic digging through all the Dorito bags and Mountain Dew bottles
>Get it
>-You have been kicked for inactivity-
>Never see those guys again
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>>345468414

End of the season
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>>345462001
i can understand not liking kings row, but get real man, volskaya and dorado are bangin
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>>345464754
I came here for this. almost shit my pants that an emu came out or something
I almost want to cry
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when you see someone being edgy in chat and tell them to go back to /v/ and they dont say anything until the end of the match and they leave right away. I miss you tracer anon
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>>345463406
Preach, brother
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>>345467878
Good picture
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Hey! They have a teleporter
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>>345468956

Oh yeah? WHERE?

Even when fags use voice chat, all they fucking say is "There's a turret" or "There's a Bastion" like no fucking shit, they have a Torb and a Bastion.
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>>345468956
My teleporter has been destroyed. The bath is closed.
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>standing in front of a bastion with my shield up
>you have been kicked for inactivity
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>>345465416
he is GOAT for solo queue
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>>345469267
Pretty sure it's just something they characters say without the players choice
Like I need armor or I'm low on health,
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>>345469312
>Trying to decide what character to use based on who my team is picking
>You have been kicked for inactivity
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>>345469715
>(literally) run to the bathroom after I start searching for a game
>run back
>you have been kicked for inactivity
>>
how can I improve? and don't say Objective kills
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>Competitive
>Hollywood on Offense
>playing McCree
>manage to capture the point, then push the payload to the first two checkpoints fairly easily
>enemy team puts up hard resistance for last checkpoint
>goes to overtime and we still have a good amount of distance to push the payload
>sneak in behind team
>It's High Noon
>score triple kill which wins us the round
>round 2
>half of my team quits before it even starts and all that work goes to waste
>>
Who is the biggest troll personality wise?

Tracer or Mei?

Both of them talk massive amounts of shit during combat to get under your skin.
>>
>Kinda want to buy Overwatch
>Have no friends to play with

Should I get it?
Is solo alright?
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>>345470223
Mei

Tracer speaks english, at least
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>>345469715
>main tank/support
>wait for others to pick to see what is needed
>rein/hog/mercy/zen
>shit, now I have to play a damage dealer
>suck shit at 76 the whole game because he's the only attacker I am vaguely decent at
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>>345470223
I hate Mei more simply for that retarded look on that fat bitch's face as you're forced to sit there and wait while she lines up a headshot and there's nothing you can do about it
>>
>tfw Single Hero comes to Comp and I insta-pick Hanno just to keep shitters from picking him then I switch to my real characer once the round starts.
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>>345470490
>/v/
>friends

pick one
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>>345470524
>he LITERALLY cant point and click
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>>345465213
i'ma chime in too to help your b8.

Replace E-celebs with something that is generally liked, or controversial that'll start a console war.

Something like God of War or the new Zelda.

Or if those are too far ahead, something recent. I don't know what, fucking thing of something.
>>
>>345470490
If you're used to playing games it's far from the worst. But if you don't usually play MP games because you don't playing solo I wouldn't think Overwatch would be any different.
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>>345470490

I don't play PvP mp games and I play the fuck out of some Overwatch.

My previous main game was Mass Effect 3 because it was Co Op and not PvP.

Overwatch feels like Co Op even though it's PvP.
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>has 600+ ping
>pick genji every time
>he's on your team
>mada mada!
>>
When will this early access game let you pick the map and gamemode that you want to play
>>
>it's a your team steamrolls on attack but can't push the last stretch because no one teams up and no one wants to adjust the strategy episode

Nothing is more frustrating than this.
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>>345471361
>picking what you want to play

what is this 2002 shit? get the fuck out
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>>345471253
How do you know your team mate's ping you memer?
>>
>tfw actually want to play overwatch but I have shit nz internet

At least its pretty outside ;-;
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>>345470624
>Attack, King's Row
>Playing Junkrat
>Get frozen by a Mei
>Instead of finishing me off, she emotes
>Kill the dumb bitch by blowing her sky high
Most Mei's are dumb fucking cunts.
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>>345466052
That has never happened you Drumpf worshipping retard.
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>>345461470
I actually really like Temple of Anubis. It's no joke my favorite map.
>>
>>345471398

Literally happened to me last night
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>>345471398
Happens to us in Hanamura all the damn time. The flanking routes increase exponentially but all this does is scatter the team and become ineffective everywhere.
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>>345467878

>Anubis
>Attack
>Pick D.Va
>Enable defence matrix and fly past their defence line
>Enemy team panics and falls back when they hear the point being taken
>Rest of team flanks them from behind
>>
>playing defense
>payload is stopped for a long while
>die
>payload has moved 80 meters

That's how you know you're carrying.
>>
>>345472096
Does anyone have the one of her saying puffy asshole?
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>>345466879
The game isn't canon
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>>345468492
Underrated
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>>345465225
>teammate instalocks Widowmaker
>on the attack side
>>
>"THEY HAVE A TELEPORTER!"
>nobody ever goes for it ever
The main reason Symmetra has such a high winrate is because of how retarded people are
>>
>>345472619
>killing people whenever they show their face
>not a good thing

A good Widow is the bane of any team. Except for neutral point maps.
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>>345461470
Anubis is the worst map.

Boring for attackers
Boring for defenders
>>
Is there any map with more concentrated cancer than Illios? It's literally the worst map, even worse than anubis.
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Traveling to Hanamura.

Prepare to attack.
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>>345465213

wow nice bait friend
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>>345470624
>that little pause Mei players do when the freeze you
>you can actually see them lining up their shot
This pisses me off so much
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>>345473106
>I know I'm fucked every time
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>>345462406
>Lucio players
>>
>playing on defense
>3 Genjis
fucking why
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>>345470624
>>345473235
It drives me fucking nuts
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>>345472742
>having this much faith in hanzo/widow mains
Most of the time they can't hit shit
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>>345470624
>>345473235
>>345473432
Hang in there!
>>
Does anyone else like Overwatch more now that time has passed? I'm still having fun.
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>>345462406
>tfw going into Winston's rape ape mode and pushing everybody off the map in Illios
>>
>Defending on Volskaya
>Destroying the enemy team and they can barely push on the point, I'm Mercy, friend is Torbjorn
>Lose first point with only a few seconds left because our team pushes too far while they flank us
>Holding them off well at second point, end up losing because instead of staying at the chokepoint they start overextending too far and die, leaving only me and Torbjorn to defend

We should have had that game, pissed me off that we lost all because the main force of the team kept overextending and dying, hold at the fucking chokepoint, don't run out into the open.
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Mei is the CUTEST
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>>345470624
>it takes them a good couple of seconds to get the shot lined up
>it only takes a moment, it feels like a fucking eternity because somehow you think you can still get away
>probably has "A-MEI-zing" as their voice line, like an absolute cunt
>>
>>345473632
>>345473885
Why does mei look so punchable?
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>>345462780
He's talking about his cousin.
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>>345473905
>>345473632
>>345473432
>>345473235
>when you're dueling an enemy 1v1 and you're about to kill them and a Mei on your team puts up an ice wall in front of your face
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>>345458996
>mobawatch
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>>345473632
>>345473885
>See these posts
>Immediately want to kill myself
>The A/C is on
>The cold reminds me that this is what Mei wants
>Mfw I have to kill myself and let Mei win, or live and let her torture my mind more
>>
>>345472918
t. 50 rating player
>>
>>345474382

>S-stop having fun, guys
>>
>>345474462
I often die because I want to take my time spamming my favourite emote to frozen enemies and overdo it but it's worth it for the times I successfully make someone my ice bitch.
>>
>>345474218
>TACTICAL VISOR ACTIVATED
>Mei puts a wall up in front of you and you have to run all the way around the point
>by this time you don't have the element of surprise and half your ult is gone
>>
>>345474382
>WoW
>Normie
Oh I'm laufiin mate. You're seen as a neckbeard if you play that these days.
>>
>>345468330
Untrue, but at least you didn't say Tracer like every other retard.
>>
>>345474583
more like:
>get to the side of the wall
>get hook to the face
>>
>>345474669
>nu-wow
>neckbeards
lmao
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>>345474583
Mei, Genji, and Hanzo are the holy trinity of awful to play against and awful to have on your team
>>
>>345458996
Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.
>>
>>345475086

Fuck off for reminding me.
>>
>>345461860
But hanamura have those UFO machine at attackers spawn
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>>345474583
>create a concrete strategy with team
>my only job is to put up an ice wall in front of team when Reinhardt's shield falls
>accidently put it behind them
>they're so fucking trapped
>entire team dead before the wall even falls

Anyone else /fucking incompetent/?
>>
>>345474834

>unironically using the word 'nu'
>>
>>345472096

>Rush through to the point.
>Enemy team runs back.
>Die.
>Team is still sitting at the choke point.

I hate this game so much.
>>
>>345467937
I usually keep on Torbjorn and win anyways.
>>
>>345474862
>come in with a good push, about to get on the point and make someone's fucking day
>hear from across the map, "THE WOLF HUNTS FOR ITS PREY" because it is always that and not the dragons
>enemy team scatters off the point only to all get back on it once the ult has passed, and we get destroyed
>Hanzo complains in chat "come on guys I cleared the point for you"
>>
>>345475338
You know you can bring down your own wall with another e click right?
>>
>>345475338

Press it again to break down the wall.
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>>345475338
>join late game Numbani defense
>team has no healer
>is losing
>try my best as Mercy even though I have no experience with her
>have some kind of force field on me that repels teammates
>we lose
>"our healer was useless"
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>>345458996
NOW ENTERING FACING WORLDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_0G6WPuss4
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>>345475557
>>345475573
I'm this stupid.
>>
>>345475616
I preferred Diamond Sword.

>>345475185
the fact that seeing "King's Row" in Overwatch does not remind you clearly means you have forgotten.

in before NCsoft shuts down every game you love and pushes Guild Wars 2 and a localization of Blade and Soul that will never happen.
>>
Fart
>>
>it's a "teammate first picks Genji because he saw Seagull dominate with him" episode
>it's a "mercy walks into the middle of the fight and complains about her team not protecting her" episode
>it's a "junkrat throws his ult straight into the enemy team" episode
>it's a "teammate leaves the game after losing round 1" episode
>it's a "widowmaker doesn't touch the point to force overtime" episode
>it's a "hanzo" episode
>>
>>345464059
You'll never be high rank with that attitude.
>destroy chairs
>knock books out of all the shelves
>>
>>345466737
yeah literalley onley faggat's play fagrat lolol litteralley a carecter for noob's that suk at the game!!!!
>>
>>345475616
>Get in and out with the flag with absolutely no help
>Get over hill
>Faggot teammate shock combos me right the fuck off the map
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU RIDE MY BOOST TO THE BASE!?"
>>
>>345476134
Typing like a retard doesn't make it less true
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>>345475972
NERF TH- GLURGH!
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>>345475907
i liked deck 16 just as much

sadly, we will never have UT back
>>
>>345476445
at least not classic UT.

>>345476243
huh, I don't remember being able to be affected by friendly shock combos.
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>>345475541
>start up a quick match
>forget which map we're on, but we're on attack
>insta double Genji and double Hanzo
>wait for the 5th person to pick a tank or support so I can pick what they didn't pick in hopes of salvaging the team
>5th guy picks another offense hero
>leave game
>>
>now heading to CP_Badlands
>>
>>345476323
ya rilly play a reel caracter lik mei or traser lolol jun krat for gay failyou'res
>>
>>345475586
>have some kind of force field on me that repels teammates
I get that, too.

>enemy flanker comes in
>team scatters
>tries not to make eye contact with me
>everyone seems to be trying to get as far away from me as possible
>try to call shit out in mic
>no one cares

It could literally be anyone. A Reinhardt could charge past the whole team. Once they see he's attacking support, they just forget he's there.
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>>345476087
>>it's a "widowmaker doesn't touch the point to force overtime" episode
"IT DOESN'T MATTER I WOULD HAVE DIED"
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>>345476852
>it's a "your team scatters and has an autismal tantrum when you as Lucio can't keep them all alive at the same time" episode

Every time.
>"REPORT LUCIO TROLLING FUCKING FAG WE WOULD WIN IF HE WASN'T TROLLING"
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>>345462001
Fuck you, Volskaya is my favorite.

>comfy visuals
>fun backdoor on A
>moving platform shenanigans with bastion and toberlone on B

Why the fuck do people hate this map? It's goat.
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>>345476607
thinking about it; does Overwatch have a good 'Western' themed map?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83NAH1vV69A
best theme
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>>345477341
Route 66.
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>>345477341
on this note:
>Overwatch Western themed map
>There's a big clock tower visible from all around
>Evertime a McCree activates their ultimate, the clock hands move from 11:59 to 12:00
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>>345477585
ah.

I guess that's more thematically flexible than an old ghost town.
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>>345477141
Probably because they are scrubs and got shut down at the gate to A too many times.
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>>345477739
I can't even remember the last time I actually used the A chokepoint as opposed to the backdoor.
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>>345477082
or
>it's a "your team scatters away from the point when you use sound barrier on an overtime push and you lose" episode

Then they blame you again.
>>
>Play 6 FUCKING ROUNDS of Volyaska in Comp
>SIX FUCKING EXHAUSTING ROUNDS of victory tradeoffs, teams pretty even in skill
>We end up winning after the coin flip
>Guy on other team messages everyone "Lol sorry my team is fucking garbage"
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This game needs way more fucking maps asap.
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>Attacking

>Anubis
>Volskaya
>Hollywood first cap
>Hanamura first cap
All these fucking death tunnel chokepoints are nearly the same and can all go to hell. And fuck retards saying to use teamwork shit doesnt matter if the enemy team is just as synergized as yours. Not to mention if you are a solo queuer playing with other knuckle dragging randoms set in their ways you are fucked.
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>>345478693
>Volskaya
LEARN TO FUCKING BACKDOOR, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST HOW DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?
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>>345478771
The back door can only be used by a few classes and its the classes that are usually squished fairly easily by a competent defense
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>>345461789

REMOVE OMNIC
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>>345461743
precision german engineering...
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>>345468492
I hate this
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>>345479139

Git fucking gud. Seriously.
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>>345479139
>>345478771
One of the few time I will suggest Widowmaker on attack. Heading all the way to the back you get a great spot to soften everyone up. Have to hope your team is competent enough to push though.
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>>345479139
>tracer
>genji
>reaper
>winston
>mercy
>d.va
>phara
>lucio
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>>345477341
part of hollywood is a western movie set
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>>345465213

Hey it's you again, having fun?
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>>345461803
Don't drink the coffee, pardner.
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>>345462406

>it's a KOTH map

favorite game mode in any game, Payload/Hybrid can eat a dick.
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Why did they make Zen so fucking OP jesus christ
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>>345479374
>>345479453

Did you not read the whole "solo queue" part?

I have no trouble with volskaya when Im with my five friends. Problem is I dont always have them to play with. Randoms almost never want to cooperate.
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>>345468492
>not having a desktop mic already plugged in
why bother playing multiplayer games you cucks
>>
>It's a "Genji or Tracer is ripping you apart and if you swap to counter them you have no pushing capability" episode.
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>>345479764
Nigger, randoms cooperate to backdoor with me in MOTHERFUCKING QUICKPLAY!
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>>345466163
She's genuinely horrified by Winston's wanton murder with his bare hands and is expressing her utter shock at his disregard for life.
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>>345463928

I honestly think the reason I like hanamura more than most people is just how much fun I have destroying the arcade before the match starts.

being on defense in any game mode isn't as fun just because you can't do that, really.
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>>345468492
>don't like using voice chat all that much but if I think it can save the game i usually make quick calls

>focus mercy
>get on the payload
>dont over extend

>mfw they ALWAYS listen and it works out even though everyone on this game acts like an asocial retard not saying a damn thing the whole game
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I hate Omnics so much.
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>>345479764
>backdoor alone as tracer
>enemy team will see that the point is being contested and retreat from the chokepoint to get you off
>your team can push through
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>>345466737
Someones sounds TRIGGERED
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>People actually think anubis and hanamura are difficult to win on attack
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>>345479972
>dont over extend
Why the fuck can no one grasp this concept? Ever? If you push too far, suddenly it's four people versus you and you have no support.
>You will never again play Guild Wars Random Arenas and bait the enemy DPS into jumping the gun
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>>345480009
>Implying those robots' consciousnesses are not safe in a super computer and that they're controlling these bodies remotely.
This is why humanity lost.
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>>345462406
>it's a KOTH map
>I'm Lucio
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>>345480009
This is why we should all accept Widowmaker as our lord and saviour.
Champion of humanity, and beheader of filthy robot scum.
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>>345473106
>try to go rein and brute force our way through the gate
>torb's turret on my shield
>bastion whittling down my shield at a ridiculous rate
>junkrat lobbing nades at my shield
>mercy pockets the roadhog hiding in that little room to the right of the gate
>symmetra's turrets attack me from the back as soon as I get through
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>>345480386
I want to fuck her so badly.
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>>345462406
>KotH map
>instalock an offense hero so I don't have to play fucking Lucio for the millionth time
>5 of my team members chose their hero (mostly offense), still no support
>new guy pops in
>...
>......
>.........
>picks Genji
>mutter "goddamn it" under my breath as I back out and pick Lucio again
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>>345479850
I wish I had your randoms instead of a landlocked pharah, an offense torbjorn, a roadhog with a 20% hook ratio and doesnt know about queuing his shots and a mercy who pockets the rein who never pushes and then solo rezs him when he charges
>>345480014
>they never push

I switched from reaper to tracer to dva and backdoored them several times. and every fucking time the team pussyfooted.

Ive had good randoms on volskaya. But the past few games Ive been getting complete retards
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>>345480506
You wouldn't fuck Jesus Christ, right?
Then avoid temptation with our second Messiah.
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>>345480483
Hanamura is so fun as Torb. Nothing gets me harder than putting my turret down to have it shoot through a tiny window right at the front chokepoint.
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>>345468330
>Flag disables your powers

Fixed.
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>>345480483
>Not charging roadhog, pinning him inside the room, turning to kill mercy, finishing roadhog and then moving back out to help team advance

I think you might be better off playing reaper or something
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>>345480593
Why are you even playing competitive solo? 4 people on TS is minimum and even then two randoms can fuck everything up.
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>>345480690
>everyone goes roadhog
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>>345480835

>A roadhog that can't heal or hook

Thanks for the free ult
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>>345478771
>Entire enemy team goes D.Va on attack
>They try to do the backdoor path
>Put up an ice wall
>[6 Korean girls yelling in the distance]
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>Ranked
>Tie
>*flips the coin*
>Prepare your defences
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>>345479721
>mfw I main zarya and KOTH is up next
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>>345481052
Pls record this.
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>start playing game for the first time
>do a few matches to learn the game
>"kill yourself" "just fuck off"

Lovely community
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>>345481134

>It comes down to a LITERAL forced 50% chance

Fucking hilarious 2bh.
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>>345481327
In Quickplay? Man, this community sure went to shit. Everyone was friendly in the open beta and during launch.
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>>345480731
>randoms in pubs being competent enough to continue advancing through such an onslaught without getting utterly blown the fuck out
>>
>>345481439

Yeah quickplay
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>>345481382
kek fukkin every fgame is forced 50% gaytard
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>>345474583
>put up a wall to block off several enemies on a chokepoint while we regroup
>retarded 76 runs straight into the wall activating his visor as if he's going to win that 4v1
>deactivate my wall just so he can get what he wants, because i'm that nice
>he instantly gets slaughtered
>>
>rnd game
>whole enemy team pick zarya
>talk about the patriarchy and how it's sexist to kill them in chat
>kill some
>oh my gawd i cant believe you just killed me
we lost but god damn i laughed my ass off
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>>345481327

>not just turning off mics entirely

nobody ever says anything of worth anyway, especially in quickplay.
>>
>>345480731
>Reinhardt killing Roadhog
good joke
>>
D.Va's live streams of her killing Omnics while she banters to her viewers is pretty sick. She should be tried as a war criminal.
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>>345481729

It was text, people dont use mic on euro servers.

Or maybe they do and I have to turn it on in settings or something? Dunno
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>>345481524
You can act smug all you like but you were still playing Mei.
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>>345482440
Mei is fun.
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>>345482596
For absolutely no one but the person playing her.
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>>345480386
Why is she so smug?
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>>345482682
Exactly.
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>>345482682
bilzzard should fucking remove that failure character from the game literally worthless and only gay's use it
>>
>>345482998
How about they buff her so she's more worthwhile?
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>>345483087
NO FUCK YOU fucking remove faggot no other solution to op
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>king's row
>decent map turns to shit once you enter the factory bit

>dorado
>decent map turns to shit once you enter the factory bit
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>>345483213
Naw see, i've got a good idea for her. Just have her endo blaster go through targets and cover an area in front of her instead of just a concentrated point.
She'll be competitively viable in no time.
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>>345483334
stupid shill
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post >yfw this starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAqVRw9Rnwg
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>>345483287

>Slav Industries
>Decent map turns to shit once you enter the factory bit

Can Blizzard just not create good factories or what
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Insta-lock :^)
This one too
>>345461470
Do you faggots have any idea how gud this bitch is on attack on these maps? I can't make up my mind wheather I like her on attack or def more
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>>345483474
>"Time is money and it's burning as we speak! Attack! ATTACK!"
>"My calculations say we are RUNNING OUT OF TIME!"
>"Does anyone want to do their job today? MOVE!"

The characters really do succeed at making you understand how dire it is.
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>playing the Futurama theme on the bells in Dorado.

>Nobody notices.
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>>345483474
try this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K49ZQJOEQos

>mfw
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>>345483506
>Multiple entries, much more for jump heroes
>That troll turret platform that does nothing but still fun as hell
>Defender's respawn a but further back unlike fucking Anubis and Hanamura
>Still manageable to defend due to smart choke points

Volskaya is the most balanced map in the game with Route 66
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>>345484012
>play the stereotypical funeral dirge on the bells once
>once
>can never fucking remember the pattern again

I wish I wasn't retarded.
>>
>>345463834

>not using BRING ME ANUDDER
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>>345463523
>he hates Gibraltar

highest winrate for me. Easiest way is just to lock down the payload right at spawn. If you're letting anyone through you're doing it wrong.
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>>345470156
>Load into game
>See hero list come up
>You have been kicked for inactivity
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>>345462785
>what did she mean by this?
the game taken place after the events in the trailer
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>>345464243
why doesn't she have nipples?
>>
>>345464838
it's the future so dna fiddling has allowed the black man to have over 85 IQ
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>play competitive
>koth map
>literally solo murder the entire enemy team and always carry easily

>objective/payload map
>fuckers have no idea how to coordinate and properly play the objectives
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>>345470168
>obj time
>2.56 seconds

kys desu
>>
>>345461552

this has inspired me to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyUArTDYYVc and blast the songs in it when i'm on dorado
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>>345475541
>focusing down Hanzo

>he's shit

>clearly misses me lol

>BUT WAIT SCATTER ARROW HAHA SUCH SKILL ;^)
>>
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>>345466737
>>
>>345484012
Literally every time I'm on attack in Dorado some jackass plays the Futurama theme and thinks they're the most clever princess. Fuck you.
>>
>>345485106
>Hook mei
>Immediately uses her get out of trouble free ability to become invincible
>Rest of her team pushes forward so she escapes once more
>>
>>345485840
But reaper, genji and widow are the most broken heroes in the game...
>>
How come every map always begins with a retarded fucking choke point that is impossible to penetrate if the defending team knows what they are doing?
>>
>>
>>345486021
>wall is off cooldown every fucking time this happens, and suddenly your shotgun blast is just lodged in ice
>>
>>345472001
Educate yourself.
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>>345461552
I can hear it
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>>345464059
What do you mean? Fuck up those books anon.
>>
>ctrl+f "CAN'T GET UP"
>nothing
Man, everyone knows "LA LOLI" or "YAYOI" but no one apparently hears the second line.
>>
>>345470223
>play Mei
>put her sorry sorry sorry voice line on
>use it every time I freeze them and head shot them

Heh.
>>
>>345486014
Fucking this. I dread playing attack Dorado pretty much for this alone.
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>>345472001
>What is Rhodesia
>What is every African colony ever

$0.05 has been deposited to your account, have a good day, and remember: "#ArtilleryForHillary!"
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>>345473820
>not picking Roadhog and staying at the edge of the pit the entire match
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>>345487482
>Get cornered at the snow temple
>Jump backwards off the edge while tossing a hook
>Deny myself and get a free kill
>>
>>345486225
>Zenyatta
>C-Tier
You have to aim a bit ahead of the target to hit them if they moving famalam.
>>
>>345485840
>can't complain
>zeny
>>
>>345474382
>b-b--bb-bbbut only autistic people have a passion for videogames
>>
>>345487815
I love free zenyatta kills
>>
>>345485840
>Symmetra
>bad
Stop.
>>
>>345465316
They better keep community content out of the quickplay and comp searches

if you want your faggot server look in the browser
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>>345487950
You can have passion for video games, but only if they're not ones other people like fucking normie faggot.
>>
am I the only one that plays with sound off?
>>
>>345466998
almost always works. if they happen to have a couple of the tank shredders already on defense you might not make it. and a bastion will shred you to pieces if you don't notice it real fast.
>>
>>345488409
>not hearing footsteps or where projectiles/gunshots are coming from

Have fun gimping yourself.
>>
>>345488225
>but only if they're not ones other people like

Hate to break it to you son, other people probably like the videogames you play.
>>
>>345464681

I love Gibraltar on Attack just because of the flank you can do as D.Va at the end. So far a Mei hasn't snuffed it yet for me.
>>
>>345474506
Is it because that anon holds a different opinion than you
>>
>>345488790
Hahah unlikely. My favorite games are ones that I made myself and haven't released.

Other people playing them would ruin them for me.
>>
>>345489043
are you actually autistic?
>>
Hanzo > Widowmaker
>>
>>345489043
Whats this game you play and made on your own friend ?
>>
>>345489142
No, I'm not like you. I am a true patrician of video games, but someone like you could never comprehend my superior views.

>>345489263
Wouldn't you love to know. It's objectively superior to anything you have ever played.
>>
>>345489393
Autistic or 12, or both
>>
>>345489393
>My 2D platformer made in Gamemaker is superior because I said so
>>
>>345489661
Nice try, it's a combat-free cerebral 3d dialogue puzzle experience you could never understand.
>>
>>345461470
Wait people don't like Anubis? It's literally the best map.
>>
>>345489142
>Zen getting buffed
>Small hero hotboxes getting fixed, better for Tracer, Zen, etc
>No balance fix for Widow in sight

Most underwhelming sniper
>>
>>345489156

Hanzo is better for unskilled players that like to randomly lob arrows in the general direction of the enemy and get kills. He's the "Lucksman" from TF2. Widowmaker outperforms him, as long as the person behind the scope is actually skilled enough to make shots without spazzing and firing randomly at anything that moves.
>>
GOD TIER
Ilios
Nepal
Dorado

GOOD TIER
King's Row
Watchpoint Gebraltar

MEH TIER
Hanamura

SHIT TIER
Volskaya Industries
Temple of Anubis

Forgettable tier
Anything I forgot to mention
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>>345489841
How do you play this game on your own if you designed the puzzles ? Second question, do the puzzles not get a bit boring ?
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Am I the only one not playing Overwatch?
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>>345490024
Why does that matter?
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>>345490000
>No Lijiang Tower
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
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>>345490000
Good goddamn Get speaks truth
>>
>>345489960
You're right Widow has a higher skill ceiling, but on demand wh's and easier to hit autos (and higher dmg ?) make him better imo.
>>
>>345489960
They're fixing handsoap's flying logs, so now even shitters will have to put in effort
>>
>>345490170
>A puzzle game you created
>You know the puzzles
>Therefore you don't actually know if they're good
>>
>>345462268
Hanamura's first point on Defense is super fun with Symmetra
>>
>>345490292
Of course they're good, I greatly enjoy them.
>>
>>345490215
He's not wrong.

I literally always forget Lijiang tower is in the game until the game actually announces it. I have to jog my memory literally every time it comes up. It's a good map, but good god if they removed it from the game, I wouldn't even know
>>
>>345490379
The fact that she can absolutely rape there is fucking ridiculous
>>
>>345490486
>I greatly enjoy my own product
Who fucking knew
>>
>>345472001
Bait
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>>345490215
Its a nice map, but fuck the inside room control point.
>That ledge on the top that ALWAYS has a soldier or McCree ulting
>>
>>345490621
>Not having a dedicated pharah keeping it clear
>>
>>345490621
That inside CP is the worst part. They need to completely remake that section
>>
>>345490519
That's why I always go Tracer or Reaper on that map.
You need someone who can rush in and sweep the point and get out again without much trouble.
>>
>>345490621
>>345490706
>not putting a turret up there
I've prestiged twice and people still fall for it.
>>
>>345490938
I usually get stuck as a Tracer in her fuckbeam turrets but I never actually thought of going Reaper. Probably because I'm shit at him.
>>
OH
>>
>>345491014
>Stuck in shitter bracket
>Get to said map
>Red team keeps getting a fucking bastion or Torb up there while my team stares ahead at their spawn

There's only so much babysitting I can do as a Pharah
>>
JUSTICE RAINS FROM AB-AARGH
>>
>>345463687
I always find junkrat to be a strong choice for Gibraltar
>>
Reminder that if you ever use an ult you're a fucking failure shitter and should lynch yourself and quit playing
>>
>>345490215

I used to hate Lijiang tower, but I've been having fun with it as Lucio. Don't mind me, just contesting the point for eternity.
>>
>>345467254
Junkrat can defend the first hanamura chokepoint pretty much by himself.
>>
Payload maps are the only good ones with Numbani being the least good
>>
>>345461217
>Not thinking they are a tourist attraction and still used as a bus
>>
>>345458996
If thats supposed to be London howcome there arent any mosques?
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>>345486225
Reaper and Junkrat to B
Mercy to A
Fixed
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>hearing "hi there" from behind u and there's no Winston on your team
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>>345478771
>>345478693
>Volskaya
>Attack
>pick winston
>tell team to wait by chokepoint
>aim at little opening on top
>jump
>get down on the other side
>pop shield and flee
>enemy moves out of position to get you
>your team is now free to enter

easy unless your dumbfuck team counts in Winston to be the tank
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Threadly reminder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrIl1ncb_ZY
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>>345459074
KEK
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>>345464243
>all that CG

Berserk is fucking garbage now
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>>345462785
she wanted to get fisted
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>>345464243
Why is that rocky field a mansion?
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>>345467895
>Hero Balance Updates
>Ana
>Fixed a bug where her shots were doing damage to enemy Pharahs instead of healing them.
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>>345474583
>>345474862

Just play as Lucio or Roadhog and bounce or hook their frozen target away as they're lining up an icicle and steal the kill from them.

It's therapeutic.
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>>345467534
>>345476338
Sauce me fampai.
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