>You have been kicked
>Reason: tryharding
>You have been kicked
>Reason: semi auto is for faggots
>>345455719
>You have been banned from this server
>Reason: melee is not allowed
>Get kicked for being a faggot
>Go cry about it on /v/
>>345456035
>game focuses heavily on melee combat
>you have been kicked
>Reason: Not tryharding
>Join a server
>All the regulars sucks the admins dick
>He's actually a piece of shit
>Get in an argument with him
>You have been banned
>Reason: Disrespect
>>345456814
>Reason: Disrespect
>Admin doesn't even respect anyone and demands you to suck his dick no matter what.
>You have been voted off
>Reason: joining the game
thanks L4D
>>345456814
>Someone joins a server and immediately starts shitting things up
>They're the center of attention for 3 minutes then get banned and rage about it on /v/
wew
l
a
d
>>345457453
>He sucks admin dick on a regular basis
>He thinks videogame funpolice deserve respect
>>345457643
thats pretty much how it goes
>join a server to troll and shit things up
>when people tell you to fuck off you make it about anything except you and blame everyone from the jews to the server host
>no one gives a shit
>>345457763
Thats a lot of projecting anon
>all these tryhards trying to fit into LEL VEE CULTURE
>You have been banned
>Reason: f**k off holocaust did happen arsehole
>>345457889
>this tryhard out of nowhere trying extra hard to fit into LEL VEE CULTURE
>PCuck problems
>>345458096
>IM RUBBER AND UR GLUE
You're proving his point. Calm down, anon.
>>345458216
>you have been kicked
>reason: you didn't pay your Xbox live or Playstation monthly fee
LMAO
>>345458414
lel
>>345457763
You don't seem to understand, it's always Jew's fault.
>>345457267
Fucking this.
>you have been banned
>Reason: Pyccкий cepвep Ecли гoвopить тoлькo, идиoт
>>345455719
>You have been permanently banned
>Reason: Did not suck this dick CLEAN
>>345457453
>"B-b-baka, don't you d-d-dare talk to onii-chan ..that..way >3<;;;;"
there's nothing wrong with having an opinion and it doesn't mean I'm being an asshole it's called respect but assert.
>you have been banned
>reason:racist name
>name is Black Guy
>I'm black
>You have been banned
>Reason: fuck off weeb
>>345459174
tl;dr
>>345459358
Nothing of value is lost when an anime avatar is banned
>>345459349
>Yell "Nigga stole my bike"
>Get banned for racism
>>345459448
Let's see your avatar then niglet.
>you have been kicked
>reason: Shotguns are not allowed on this serve
>>345459496
>>345459564
>big tits
>any year
>>345459496
Here faggola
>you have been permanently banned from this server
>reason: denying the holocaust, fucking nazi
Never gets old
>>345459564
quality hetero avatar.
>You have been kicked from the server
Reason: Ping was too high
>>345459621
Literally who?
>>345459645
man i have been banned from a lot of BF3 and 4 servers.
I mean you're a fucking child and should get the fuck off /v/ but you get banned a LOT if you're good at the game and not paying dues/an admin there (one and the same)
>>345459645
>goes into a a fucking videogame server trying to start shit for no reason, instead of to actually play the game
>surprised when he gets banned
>>345459645
Just a mistake right goy
>>345459751
I get kicked a lot for being good.
Most of these bans come from me shitting on people, them trying to insult me, call me tryhard or accuse me of hacking and then me being an absolute cunt, then the admin steps in and bans me.
>you have been kicked from the server
>reason: no racist names (jew beater)
>change my name
>you have been permanently banned from the server
>reason: no racist names (hebrew stomper)
>that one admin you were actually bros with and was chill to be around
>Kill an admin
>Get banned for hacking
>You weren't hacking
>>345459602
>Not loving all tits
>Not loving delicious flat chest
>Not loving perfect perky little tits
>Not loving big handful medium tits
>Not loving fat cowtits
I can't even imagine how much it sucks to be that plebeian.
>>345459715
Christine Poole, inventor of Myspace, Facebook, Funnyjunk, and 9gag.
>>345459839
This is actually a fake punkbuster message that admins often use to kick you for being good when they have no valid reason to kick you.
If I had been legit banned by punkbuster I wouldn't be able to play on 99% of servers in the game.
>>345459823
People start shit with me when I wreck them, it happens more often than you'd think. The community is nothing but scrub crybabies and badmins that won't tolerate people being good and smug about it.
>>345459949
>liking tits
>not being gay
>current year
>Never say a word in multiplayer games, nondescript name and avatar
>Constantly top the scoreboard and win more often than lose, often carry the team
>Never make any friends
>People never praise or complain about me
>I'm just a non-entity that unbalances the teams
>>345460026
>Not liking the human form, regardless of anything
Do you even hedonism ?
>>345460026
You shouldn't be ashamed of being gay. I refuse to be ashamed of liking titties. I fucking love tits.
>>345460152
>women
>human
>>345460201
Anon, I like 3D tits like a normal human being.
>>345460056
Same I never get friend requests or anything, I mean I'm decent at the game. Then again I hardly talk in game. I think I've added a single person in a video game and that's because he laughed at my jokes.
>>345459849
I can sympathize and have had a lot of it happen to me as well but the language bans are just you being a retard.
You're not even being banned by an admin half the time. It's a bot that has a list and kicks anyone for using words on it. A retard filter. "Don't do this" and you just have to do it to prove some kind of point then disappear as 63 + 8 waiting players don't notice.
>>345460056
>>345460397
>Adding the top player to your friends list
feels desperate man
>>345459839
this is a ban message admins gave all the time to kick/ban people that aren't actually cheating
>Server has member rewards that gives them superpowers
>Make fun of people who actually pay money for hacks on only one server
>You have been kicked: "Shut up, I like their money."
Can't argue with that logic
>>345460056
I'm pretty shit at anything that doesn't imply practically hugging others with your gun but a "nice shot" once in a while racks up a lot of friends. Interact nigga, nobody ever got friends by not talking to anyone.
>>345460056
>he isn't a pubstar that enters into a rivalry with the pubstar on the other team
>he doesn't participate in frenetic tests of skill and makes good friends out of it
>he doesn't join a clan of good players to have good people to play with and interact with
Step up.
>>345460772
>join a clan
lol you know you're the laughing stock of the community, right?
>>345460832
What community?
As soon as I enter a server with my clanmates peopel start ragequitting.
We have a competitive team and participate in leagues. We have top tier players and have a lot of fun.
I think the clans you're thinking of are the ones full of 12 year olds with a desire for a belonging.
>>345460772
>>>>clan
FAZE brah!
>>345455719
>got banned from a world at war server because jumping was against server rules
>got banned from a world at war server because not being crouched was against server rules
>>345460056
>got a few highscores in some indie game like a year ago
>some guy adds me and start asking how I did so good
>I have no idea, I just shoot shit and thats it
>wants to watch me stream now whenever I play a game
not sure how I feel about this
>>345456814
>make joke about bribing the admin for privilegies
>Kicked for disrespect
WEW LAD
>>345460932
>as soon as I stack the teams people start leaving
really challenging your skills there right, it's not like fighting a stack takes more skill than stacking or anything.
>I think the clans you're thinking of are the ones full of 12 year olds with a desire for a belonging.
You're right, that's exactly where I'm imagining you and your incessant need to belong.
>>345459949
my man
>>345461006
>start asking how I did so good
That's the thing I don't get. I'm constantly better than most other players, but I don't feel like I'm doing anything exceptional. At times I even tell myself "I'm doing pretty badly right now" then I check the scoreboard and I'm at the top by a large margin. When I try observing others they just seem so slow, sluggish and incompetent, I don't get it.
>>345460772
>join a clan
>>345460287
>3d tits
>playing private on private servers
>always at the mercy of an autistic admin
>cheaters everywhere
>ever playing a multiplayer game on PC
>>345459645
>ChiLongQua
>>345461272
Honestly cheaters are about as common on consoles as they are on PC, they're just a little more prevalent in older games which is exactly the case on consoles too but you don't ever play games from last gen so you wouldn't know
>decide to get into trading
>go into a trade server with a custom map
>2 years later, don't have any more items and still play on the trade server
What happened to me?
>you have been banned
>reason: stop killing me fggt
>>345459496
>>345461375
I'm the ChiLongQua of battlefield, pretty much.
>>345459496
>join server
>bring my losing team to leading
>have many kills/few deaths
>suddenly banned
>reason: not sure if you're hacking or not, just to be on the safe side
>>345459496
>niglet
Go back to /pol/ stupid Hitler-worshiping Trump supporter.
>>345458881
CKYA
>kicked
>reason: no shooting!
this is why Overwatch is better desu
>>345462183
>heavy with sandwich out crouch-walking
>kill him
>hey i'm friendly don't shoot me!!
>>345462252
>hey i'm friendly don't shoot me!!
I always reply "oh i'm not" and then kill them
>>345461968
>you've been automatically banned
>reason: too high kd
>You have been banned from this server
>Reason: aimbot
I just headshotted the admin at the start of the match with a sniper rifle.
>>345462650
RIP midget turkish man :(
>>345462650
>get accused of aimbotting by some shitlord in a CoD:WaW server
>think I'm fucked because the admin goes to spectate
>the admin tells him to get gud and rejoins a team
>>345458414
>>345462183
the new matchmaking pretty much eliminated friendly shitters
>playing shooting game with friend on the enemy team
>randomly throw a grenade over a wall
>actually kill someone
>get banned moments later
>reason: looks like the luck isn't on your side anymore
My friend told me the one I killed was the admin and that he was camping for a high killstreak.
>>345463082
But I thought the new update ruined TF2!! just like every update.
>You've been banned
>Reason: Not being homosexual
>you've been banned
>Reason: lul ur bad
>>345459496
i still have no idea what "tryharding" means but i see it thrown around a lot. is it basically ppl complaining bcuz ur better than them?
>>345463914
It's taking the game way too seriously and ruining the fun for everyone. Basically like treating a little league soccer game like it's the World Cup.
>>345463885
Here, use this.
>>345464114
>He doesn't use 4chan X
>>345464104
cya later mate, lol.
>>345464026
>not taking rocket soccer as seriously as the world cup
casual scum
>>345464265
Because power cycling your modem and deleting a 4chan cookie is so hard.
>guy walking around backstabbing people in tf2
>kill him after a few minutes
>banned
>reason: you cant kill me dude
>>345464392
I wish I could do that but my IP is static
>>345455880
If you were using the SMG in an AoS Classic game then you deserved it you filthy blue
>>345464531
Proxies aren't that tough either.
>>345464603
first time ive seen that without dicks
>>345461689
Got kicked from a BF4 server on Xbone earlier, I'm going to assume that the admin responsible was the hapless cretin who couldn't fly for shit so I kept stoving his face in with active radar and 30mm
>>345460287
I want normies to leave
>>345459358
I see nothing wrong here. The admin was simply keeping his server clean of the cancerous plague known as weeaboos.
>>345456814
>>345457252
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder
I have only ever been banned once.It was for using sadpanda on a proxy
>>345464685
u want dix bro i got dix
>create an ironic weeaboo profile
>bring politics into every game I join
>tickled bum babbies come here and make these shit threads because I ruined their server
>You have been kicked from guild <Confederate States of America>
>Reason: racism
>You have been kicked
>Reason: cuck
>>345462024
niglet detected
>>345465246
Triggered?
>>345459975
People actually get significantly more angry when you just continue to kill them and not say anything. Some people implode and quit the game. Just ignore them and you won't get kicked.
>You have been banned
>You were warned to stop spawn camping multiple times. The ban is permanent.
>>345459496
>You have been kicked
>Reason: This is a tactical crouch only Christian server
>>345459496
>>345459935
>being polish
fuck you
>You have been removed from the server for:
>"Killing Mohammad while he was afk praying"
>>345463598
This shit gets you banned from 4chan aswell
>>345465302
This is what trolling has become. Retarded underage b&s thinking they are "le ebin trol" because they inconvenience some for 5 seconds. News flash, if you "troll" by saying something you know will get you banned it isn't really trolling. You have to get in someones head and really fuck with them so that they remember you for days if not weeks. The longer you can go without getting banned and still fuck with people the better. Going into a server and yelling "NIGGERS" and getting banned is not trolling.
>>345459863
>Not Kosher Crusher
>>345461189
You just have quicker reaction time than others, so it comes naturally to you.
>>345457252
>Have to go round his house and actually suck his dick
>>345466160
>>345464392
>sample
>>345462024
Yeah, because liberals like you are so much better supporting ideologies like Islam. Two sides of the same coin.
>You have been banned.
>Reason: killed 16 innocents as an innocent
>>345466160
>PatcheKoa
Horrible ship. Post RemiPatche.
>You have been banned.
>Reason: killing a friendly
>>345465076
>ironic weeaboo
This is what 4chan has come to.
>>345468852
he was referring to the characters that you posted
>>345468852
>Not knowing the names of the characters you fap to
The fuck?
>>345469295
A S A N A G I
S
A
N
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G
I
>keep killing guy on crane in Noshashr Canals
>kicked
>admin was trying to crane
POST BUTTS
>TFW you get kicked from your own server because you forgot to pay the bill
>bf4
>always play while drunk or high
>constantly roleplay a 13 year old shitstain
>no matter how bad I play, type "fuckin owned" into chat after every kill
>especially while piloting helicopters or tanks
>whore vehicles and shittalk players who take a vehicle I was using
>ride shotgun and steal vehicles from friendlies while they get out to repair
>completely flip out in chat whenever I die regardless of how well I was outplayed
>all caps, mash on keyboard, cry about hacks, blame lag, racial slurs, etc, whatever stereotypical junk I can think of
>if my team wins, take all the credit, claim I carried, call other team trash, etc
>if my team loses, blame everyone but myself, call entire team garbage, etc
>only ever play on 24/7 map servers, admins completely nonexistant
>always end up with half the server screaming for my ban
>players can never muster up enough coordination for a vote kick
>giggle like a retarded child the entire time
>>345466160
Saving and posting thumbnails should be a bannable offense.
>>345469832
I'm so glad the devs keep putting in ladders that shame even MGS 3.
>>345455719
>you have been banned from the server
>reason: You can't say those kinds of words here
That let me know I was too old to be playing that game and uninstalled.
>>345470356
Thumbnails stop being thumbnails when they're 1200x bigger than your thumb anon
>>345459496
>>345470356
>850x1188
How huge are your pictures, anon?
>>345470503
>game is rated M for violence, swearing, mature themes
>US soldiers swear
>US soldiers swear like, a lot
>"I'm gettin fucked in the ass over here!"
>but this server bans you for saying the f word.
>>345470570
It's a small resized image used to preview the original image. There's no reason to be reposting a scaled down version.
>>345457252
>tfw admin
>also play tournies under different name
>everything thinks i hack
>report me to me
>>345470691
At least this big
>>345470782
It's not a thumbnail you faggot, it's a sample
>>345470770
Games like Gmod are terrible communities and servers because they are all run by autistic kids on a power trip that ban anyone they don't want in little club. Its the only real power they have in thier miserable lives.
>>345470934
You're a sample
>>345470934
do not post this dork
>join a server
>is the only good player in the server
>start murdering everyone
>"DUDE WTF STOP KILLING US ALL!"
>"Someone ban him he's too good"
>"you're a total hacker yn?"
>>345470827
>"im reporting you to the admin"
>calls admin
>Its me
>their face when they finally realize it
>You have been kicked
>reason: STOP KILLING MY GF ASSHOLE!
>>345470934
Good damn, dude.
>>345459949
>You have been kicked.
>Reason: No shotguns
>>345471061
What are you going to do? Ban me?
>Gmod DarkRP
>Guy punches you, later realize he was an admin
>Gun him down
>You have been banned.
>Reason: RDM
>>345471592
I'm gonna cry
>>345464229
THANKS I JUST GOT FIRED
>>345471854
PRRRROMOTION
who the fuck says tryharding instead of trying hard
it doesn't even make sense
>yeah i've just been tryharding to play pro level cod
>i really tryharded for that exam
can someone explain this nonsense?
>>345471840
What a dork
>>345459496
>>345458414
>the cuck couldn't even respond after being BTFO so badly
kekasorous
>>345459496
>>345472396
a tryhard is literally someone who tries hard to the point of excess
>>345462024
Go back to r/4chan retarded freedom-hating bernout.
>team is getting shitstomped by clanfags in bf3
>clan name owns the server
>tons of rules about what's allowed, essentially translates to whatever they don't know how to fight against
>squad of them on a mountain as recon all farming kills
>jump off a building to suicide and leave
>spin around and randomly let out a shot because fuck it
>it kills one from so far out
>hit the ground and die
>you have been kicked
T-thanks.
>join a server with faggot friends
>all hole up on a single team
>doesnt take 4 minutes until micspam begins
>spamming of chat
>start kicking people by using shitty excuses
>dumb team members agree
>eventually the fagsquad becomes the majority
>we start kicking EVERYONE
>enemy team frustrated as our entire team calls them faggots from out spawn, not playing the game
>they start getting autobalanced to our team and getting kicked
>people start leaving en masse
>entire server is cleared
>all that remains is micspam and ironic ERP faggotry
>our faces when
>get kicked
>no noobs
>Admin is a lower level than you
>>345458414
>playan cs1.6 few years ago with respawn mod
>every single fucking admin that logs on asks me to prove I'm not cheating
well fuck your shit
>>345458414
>>345459645
it's funny how you think you don't deserve these bans
>play as female character
>kicked
>reason: no girls allowed
>>345473519
I doubt the anon who posted it is the guy in the picture, but no one deserves a ban for too high of a kdr unless it can be proven to be hacking, and being kicked for calling someone a 'noob' is just trying to play nanny for the server population
>kicked from server
>Reason: stop chamming fag
Learn to use headsets, scrub.
>Join server
>Find flaw in custom map
>Tell admin about it, show it as well, just a trick jump
>You have been banned from this server
>Reason: Hacking
I wish I put my hands into my computer screen and choke the living shit out of every 12 year olds that pull this shit.
Post petite tits and loli now.
>>345455719
>You have been banned
>Reason: stop killing my gf asshole
>>345459358
fuck off weeb
>>345455719
>Kicked
>Reason: STOP KILLING MY GF
>You have been banned
>Reason: evolution is not real you atheist fag
>You have been banned
>Reason: my girlfriend having a penis doesn't make me a fag you bigot
>Tfw no gf
>>345455880
>You have been banned
>Reason:the switch is now on off
>you have been banned from this server
>reason: futa isnt gay u fu*king f*g
>>345475914
hes right though
>>345475914
>manage to turn a game into an argument over whether or not futa is gay and the game stalemates
>>345472914TIMOTE~I
>you have been banned
>reason: otokonoko is not gay you asshole!
>you have been banned
>reason: not posting enough anime tiddies
>>345460287
Sorry champ, those are only double D's in that post.
>>345459957
Isn't that moot?
>>345455719
>You have been banned
>You're too young
Damn it feels good to not be underage anymore.
>>345459496
>>345477319
Sauce
>people posting reasons for being banned from /v/ after posting porn in thread where you post reasons for bans
This is getting meta
>>345477319
>all of this girl's doujins are her getting blacked
so good
is that what this is too
>>345477503
Nah she's a faithful girl
>>345477418
OkusanYour heart will be destroyed from cuteness
>>345477459
>You have been banned
>Reason: this is a blue board
>>345477567
Thanks senpai
>You have been banned
>You are not a succubus(male)
Fuck you mods;~;
>>345477635
LOL
I miss when /v/ used to have porn threads and no one cared. They should just make this heap of shit a nsfw board. People spam porn anyways.
>>345477225
Is there really a mod here throwing an autistic fit? How come he only deleted half the porn?
>you have been banned
>reason: this 5
>>345478209
Everybody has favorites that they want to keep.
>>345478265
OHHH SHIT HERE WE GO BOYS
>>345478265
IT 8EGINS
>>345478265
>>345462763
based af admin
>>345478265
>>345478265
If you do get banned, please evade and post the screen cap. This is incredible.
>>345478265
>you have been banned
>Reason:YOUR MOTHER WILL DIE TONIGHT
>>345478265
