Widowmaker just got a contract to kill you.
The last videogame character you played as has to defend you from her. Will you live?
Let me remind you she has her ult on 100% charged
I was Widowmaker, I'll fuck her up m8.
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>>345443950
I will prob live, but I'm not sure about the rest of the planet.
>my level 1 bank character inWoW
I guess she looks pretty and is very wealthy, but I think I'm fucked.
Honestly not sure who would come out on top here
Dante from DMC4.
I'll be fine.
my character in rust lol
My monster hunter character can fuck her up.
>>345443950
Venom Snake
I'll be fine
>Max Payne
Well I'm dead since hes shit at bodyguarding. but he will go on a revenge spree killing widow and whoever put out the contract after im dead so its all good.
Well shit.
I'm good.
>>345443950
She wouldn't stand a chance with Big Boss by my sideand a shit tonne of noctocyanin.
>>345443950
my lvl 31 warlock vanilla world of warcraft.
yeah im pretty fucked
This one
I think i'll be fine.
>Winston
Come at me, slut.
>>345444334
>dicksoutforHarambe
nigga please
>JC Denton
I think I'm good.
>>345443950
>Blackbeard from Rainbow Six Siege
Are there windows?
Hopefully there's room in that big ice-cube of her's for two
Malfurion in Hearthstone. He'll just resurrect me once she kills me. Everyone wins.
Zero, X8 and fully upgraded.
I should be fine.
Doomslayer
RIP Widow
>>345444215
I'm running the same shit rn in my play through
> PC in Artifical Academy 2
I'd sex her.
Is there a mod that implements Widowmaker?
>>345444442
Same here, got most of the augs too
>my 7th Dragon team
A professional dragon-puncher, a hacker so good she can hack organic creatures to kill themselves or each other, and a guy that burns shit with his mind
I think I'm fine.
>>345443950
Venom Snake
He knows how to handle sexy snipers, I'll be perfectly fine
>>345444403
a large bionical?
>he pulls her from whereever shes hiding.with his hook
>disarms her
>we tag team all her holes as we snort paint fumes together.
Mount and blade warband - a devious backstabbing slave trading scumbag
I'm pretty fucked... he'd just run away.
>>345443950
i wanna die so i'm gonna call and provide her with my exact location tbqh
Cadence from Crypt of the Necrodancer, so I am well fucked.
Will go out dancing though, so not too bad.
>>345443950
>Leon Kennedy
OVERWATCH IS FINISHED
>>345445070
aww...
>ne seriously, just fuck off
>>345443950
If she's gonna kill me by sucking out all of my life force through my dick then that's fine
>>345443950
>Front Mission 5
>Get inside of one wanzer
>Laugh of her
Wow, that its easy
>Solid Snake
Yeah...I sort of feel sorry for the bitch, not to mention her whole organization will be destroyed within a couple of days as well.
Big Boss
Yeah should be ok.
>>345445038
>Failed to protect Mandatta
ur ded
>blackjack from black ops 3
>mfw he pulls her sniper rifle out
>mercy
She can rezz me so its all cool.
>>345443950
>Sig from puyo 20th anniversary
Dude uses some of Satan's spells, maybe I'll be alright. Widow likely doesn't even know what magic is
>>345443950
>tracer
They just sex.
I'll be fine.
>main character from Sniper Elite 2
This should be interesting.
>>345444108
Spell probably you neanderthal
>Liverpool from Fifa 16
I don't even
I can't be any safer, that bitch is fucked
>My King of Italy in Crusader Kings 2
Yea, I'm screwed.
A castle full of ~2000 men at arms and knights doesn't mean shit against a stealthy assassin with modern weaponry, unless she REALLY fucks up.
>>345446003
/thread
>>345446020
>~2000 men at arms and knights doesn't mean shit against a stealthy assassin with modern weaponry, unless she REALLY fucks up.
That's some weak men you got there then
>>345445992
hillarious thought though
>Venom Snake
Just have him put my in Quiet's cell on Mother Base with that wormhole technology that absorbs bullets.
>>345445992
>widow shoots you
>all 11 men divegrass to the floor pretending to get shot.
>took a hit for Gabriel
I think I'm good.
"Wham! The Kid returns that shot right back to sender."
>>345443950
Welp, she'll get the chance to avenge her mom.
>FC Barcelona
JUST
Hahahaahahaha
>>345446305
>give gun to Messi
>shoots her right in the face
>bullet curves around her
>>345446129
>>345446020
>Steal clothes from a peasant/nun
>arrive at castle
>hide out in one of the higher towers, probably in one of the rafters
>wait till I am outside
>BANG
>The guards don't have any idea what happened, as this is 1000 AD
Even if they find her she could probably mow down the guards after her with her assault rife mode and poison mine while she makes her escape.
>>345444140
Geralt would be on top if you know what I mean ;)
>>345443950
The Undertaker from W 2k14
fuck off blizzcuck
>>345443950
My ultra-geared and max rank Sharpshooter in XCOM2 would wipe the fucking floor with Widowmaker. I aint worried.
I'll be just fine. And then I'll probably have a nice meal and maybe a new job.
>My roman legion in TW: Rome 2
I dont think she has enough bullets.
>>345443950
mercy players are degenerate
>>345447398
no limited ammo in overcuck
>>345447516
Even then can she shoot fast enough at thousands of soldiers running after her and kill them all?
>Serious Sam from Serious Sam
I hope shes seriously isnt serious about this.
>>345447621
even if she does not kill you in the first shot and all your men build a solid wall of roman flesh and armor around you, she can sit there all day snipe away
once your soldiers go to pursue, without taking too many from your human meat wall ofcourse, she kills those
even if they find her, she ropes away, mines their asses and assault rifles the shit out of them
just give up man, you are not even gonna realize you died, it will be quick and clean
>>345447891
>implying i wont wear a roman uniform and just mingle in the thousands of soldiers.
I'm alright.
>>345443950
I was playing street fighter V as Juri. I don't know the story so well but I guess it depends on whether she has Feung Shui eye.
>>345443950
paint the town red guy
get smited bitch
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