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Bubi did nothing wrong.


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Bubi did nothing wrong.
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he didn't do anything if you read his bio

he was just a useless shit with a sugar mummy
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>you will never fuck a MILF and serve her forever
>you will never exterminate undesirables with her
Just
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>>345443702
Yeah, didn't he want to be an academic?
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>It's a make a female and call him a male episode
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He kinda did nothing in general
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>>345446037
He was Frau Engels boipussy.
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Nein, not mein Bubi!
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>>345443637
>Did nothing wrong
>That John Waters for one
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Why didn't you save her?
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>>345446347
She was just too mundane and uninteresting.

I did fuck Anya tho.
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>>345446347
>autism: the character
Really ruined my 2nd playthrough.
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>>345443637
This woman is my life, you understand?
My everything.
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>>345446347
who
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>>345446347
I didn't choose Fergus.

>>345446185
I really hope the sequel has her as antagonist.
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>>345446693
>The warm blood. The smell.
>It sickens me.
>But I would do anything for her.

What did he mean by this?
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>>345446821
>I really hope the sequel has her as antagonist.
The moment she lived after the mech encounter more or less confirmed it
The part where you kill Bubi reinforced it
I'm hype
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Will it be Wolfenstein?
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>>345443637
I thought he was her son.

Anywaym, New Order was fucking HYPE.
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>>345447057
But didn't B.J die, though?
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>>345446185
>>345446821
>robot smashes her face and throws her off a cliff
>comes back to dual wield assault rifles and kills a bunch of guys

She was pretty based.
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Nazis are fags, and lol the Jews have fucked them by giving them cancer concrete anyway.
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Is there any level difference between Fergus' universe and the other guy? Or is it just characters?
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>>345445489

That's an interesting thought. He was designed to be a feminine male -just- so you could hate him more. Dude's a nazi. They couldnt have a normal guy be a nazi, they need a way to dehumanize him in your eyes. They're playing idiots that get pissy over every guy not being a roidbeast like fiddles.
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He scared the fuck outta me when he jumped out of the vent.
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>>345443637

Well, he did stab me, that was pretty rude
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I just picked this game back up after quitting on chapter 5 over a year ago. Not sure why I dropped it but I'm having a good time. How is the Old Blood expansion?
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>>345447157
Maybe we play as his son
I mean he fucked Anya twice
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>>345447317

Eh, it's okay.
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>>345447157
>>345447405
Did you listen during the end of the credits?
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>>345447157
>B.J
Huh, never noticed. That's intentional, isn't it?
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>>345447523
I just think It's a standard american name.
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>>345447484
There is nothing in the song that suggests he survived.
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>>345447317
I liked it a lot. Had a more wolfenstein feel to it then new order. also you get to play a different stage of wolf3D every level if you find the nightmare bed.
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>>345447523
B.J. was a pretty common nickname, especially for kids back in the 30's-50's. Blowjob only really became a word around the 60's and 70's "sexual revolution".
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>>345447672
Not the song. At the end, you hear helicopters coming in and rubble being moved.
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yfw
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>>345447735
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

How would he survive a nuke though?
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>>345447807
Because B.J. is a fucking god.
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>>345447807
Because he's fucking B.J.
Real American Badass.
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>>345447807
He's a Jewish Golem created to defeat their enemy.
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>>345447893
He's polish
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>you will never be a moon soldier

;_;
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>>345446347

It would have fucked up MY model.

She had to die.
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>>345447807
>>345447857
>>345447893
Although he's going to be fucking miserable. He was basically begging for death by the end.

The world is effectively Nazi held and there is very little chance the resistance can do anything about it. All they can do is fight and fight and get revenge for it all.

Also, B.J.s qt3.14 gf basically lied about her past until the end. She's literally a serial killer that's obsessed with you. Did anyone else find this creepy?
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>>345446821

>I didn't choose Fergus.

Nigger, you done fucked up.

Fuck that Jimmy Hendrix rip-off.

"For once, it's gonna be loud."

"Max Hauss"

"Hodor"
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>>345448005
Listen to some Die Käfer, it'll cheer you up
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>Find a suit that makes you super strong, able to leap buildings, throw people around.
>Give it to the pilot.

Fuck you, I'm the one walking in the front door of the Nazi temple of Doom. I want the fun suit. It probably would have let BJ take that grenade to the face with more dignity as well.
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>>345448229
MOND MOND! JAAAAA JAAAAA!
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>>345447169

I love how her name meant angel in english.

Frau Angel.

She did her duty as an Aryan woman by giving birth to 5+ future soldiers for Fatherland.
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>>345448164
>Also, B.J.s qt3.14 gf basically lied about her past until the end. She's literally a serial killer that's obsessed with you.
wait what?
Do you mean that audio diary stuff? that wasn't she.
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>>345447317

"Huh, it's raining Nazis."
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>>345448164
Was that her though? I wasn't quite sure.

The tapes were edgy shit and kinda annoyed me.
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>>345448229
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69z_IN64EG4
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>>345448360
Unless I misinterpreted, the last entry basically explains that most of it was Anna the entire time. She even explained her role in taking care of B.J. while he was in his coma.
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>>345447807
B.J is made of pure vendetta and rage.
Also there are some theories that the new doom guy is actually B.J or his clone or something like that.
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>>345448164
>Also, B.J.s qt3.14 gf basically lied about her past until the end. She's literally a serial killer that's obsessed with you. Did anyone else find this creepy?

No that was her sister
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>>345446347
wait can you save her?
>>345446532
Can you not fuck anya?

is this all in Wyatts timeline?
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What's the best song and why is it Tapferer Kleiner Liebling?
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>>345448545
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us1Wt66k1jQ
8:21
Does she not imply that she's killed Nazi's?
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>>345448672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3y0jbna9zTE
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>>345446821

You missed this scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxJBUa7mtzo

See what majoring in math does to you?

Makes you fucking based.
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>>345448470
>tfw no other developer will ever care enough about worldbuilding to invent an alternate history Nazi Rock and Roll
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>>345448762
Wow did GOT suddenly become good again?
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>>345448497
I'm pretty sure they were from another nurse, Anya's sister or cousin or something along that line.
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>>345448408
>>345448545
Anya was talking about herself but saying it was her sister just made it easier, this is writing 101 come on.

Also, I'm pretty sure Anya raped BJ while he was brain damaged.
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>>345448852
that battle was atrocious though.
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>>345448852
Not really, Jon was a bad commander in this battle. The cinematography is fantastic in that episode though.
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It's so amazing how these developers potrayed the Nazis as genocidal and racist as humanly possible in the time of PC culture eating away at vidya
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>>345448796
lets hope they make a decent sequel. speaking of, I still have to finish The Old Blood
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>>345448974
Lame.
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>>345448360
>>345448497
>>345448859

She said it was her "cousins" because she was afraid that BJ would think less of her or even as a fucking psychopath.

Read in-between the lines, kids.
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>>345449004
>as genocidal and racist as humanly possible

I didn't see any jews getting gassed.
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>>345448939

>Anya was talking about herself but saying it was her sister just made it easier

Ah

Sorry it's been well over a year since I've played the game, I'm a little rusty on the finer details of the story
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>>345448741
Now this is worldbuilding
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>>345449004
Implying they weren't both.
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Why was TNO's story so great? It managed to capture the "cinematic" feel much more than something like Uncharted and its emotional moments didn't feel forced despite happening after a Nazi moon-base mission. It even managed to make the Holocaust with Robots seem tasteful.
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>>345448852
From a storytelling standpoint that battle, and that episode really, was fucking pants on head retarded. It was shot really fucking well though and made my inner 12 year old happy.
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How was he so based lads?
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>>345449075
Come on you spend an entire mission in a death camp and another mission in a prison where bad shit happens.
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>>345448470

Nigger, if you're going to post the music at least post the BEST song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_artPecEaM
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>>345449075
There was a whole level in a death camp with undesireables being tortured and dumped into ovens.
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>>345449173
He wasn't. He needed to steal Jew tech to even get anywhere, and all of his plans have consistently failed in catastrophic ways with or without it anyway.
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>>345448939
I read some other thing that suggested it wasn't her though. Letter or bio files or something like that. Can't remember.
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>>345449173

He was a scientist and truly objective.

Most scientists are emotional, subjective as fuck and blind to anything that goes against their research.
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>>345449228
>not posting the real best

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKUuA4B7qQw
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>>345449309

Then your memory has failed you.

The last entry even says "A man was brought in today, he looks so strong and powerful."

She says that exact line to you when you're in your retard coma.
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>>345448852
There was one okay episode, but then they ruined it with dany as usual
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>>345449049
She even tells you it was her after you listened to all entries, plus it's her name on the cover of the first entry, you have to be a literal retard to not get it.
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>>345443637

Great trailer or GREATEST trailer?
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>all the nazi science shit was from ancient alien jews

I have no idea why this was a plotpoint

That whole mission felt like a waste of time instead of killing nazis
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>>345449628

Then we have a metric ton of retards in this thread.

They don't read things or listen, they're just twitch gamers.
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>>345449707
>killing nazis
what are you guys talking about? there were no nazis in this game.
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>>345449657

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnE7gckfr58

Fucking forgot the link.
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>>345449131
It was well written with good characters, VAs, directing and world building. Everything felt extremely coherent. Plus the pacing was great. I wouldn't say it's better than Uncharted though. Maybe 3 and 4, but definitely not 1 and 2.
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A modern, story driven reboot of an iconic first person shooter has no right to be this fucking good
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>>345449812
Nah

https://youtu.be/E6opaIl8h8U
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>>345448796
These are the same guys who made Riddick and The Darkness. They're pretty based.
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>>345449910

Man, Wolfenstein must be entitled as fuck.
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The end credits were another thing I did not expect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiTn4j7gVvY
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>>345449910
To be fair it took a second shot
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>>345450074
I wish they would have had just few occultist elements in TNO, Wolfenstein without them isn't the same, although TNO's dieseplunk works really well too

It also gave us really fun special weapons
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>>345449847
It's not better than 2, yeah. 1's aged poorly and is more of a prototype for 2 than anything.

But yeah, 3 and 4's stories tried to be more dramatic and ended up failing because of it. The writing also greatly suffered in both. TNO didn't take itself too seriously which made the emotional moments work so well, Uncharted 3 and 4 do the opposite so their emotional moments don't work.
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>>345449075
No, but you see them get incinerated in labour camps.

Honestly, I'm surprised this game didn't cause a shitstorm with the crazy shit that happened in it
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>>345449910
There are much better games and much better game stories but god damn did W:TNO exceed all expectations.

As a side note, Shadow Warrior did the same thing, to a lesser extent.
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>>345450012
Nice.

I bought The Darkness a while ago after enjoying the second one a lot, but I haven't played it yet. Now I'm looking forward to it even more.
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>>345450170
The Old Blood is literally about fighting nazi zombies. It's a DLC though.
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>>345450270
Ah damnit, I missed it on the steam sale
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>>345450074
What happened to Raven anyway
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>>345450074
I actually liked this one a lot desu.
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>>345450170
We did get The Old Blood which gave a good reason for why the Nazis didn't try that shit. Why tempt fate with paranormal shit again when the first time was such a major fuck up and you've recently found some OP Jew technology.
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>>345450323
Making CoD maps forever.
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>>345450074
I actually liked that one though.
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>>345447098
YES!
I think it's going to be just Wolfenstein: Colossus
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>>345450323
All their talent ran off to form Human Head.

RIP Prey 2 ;_;
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>>345447749


You look so miserable with your poor attempt at meming, so here is your (you).
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FUCKING SEQUEL WHEN?

WHY DID THEY COCKTEASE US?
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>killed your fucking dog, Rudi
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>>345449985
Damn
I remember this trailer when it released, insta pre-ordered New Order
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>>345449985

Eh, too artsy for my tastes.
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>>345450258

Shadow Warrior was nothing like the original in spirit.

It was generic FPS #34.
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>>345450012
>>345450264

>The Darkness

Shit is SO cash.

>Enjoying the second one a lot

Nigger, what?

You don't understand a bunch of shit without playing the first one, first.
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>>345451041
>I'm in your house, general
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>>345443637
What a faggy looking guy, jesus christ
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VRMMORPG where the good guys won when?
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>>345447807
He hid inside a fridge
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>>345443637
>That moustache

Wow, they had nu-males even in alt-history Nazi Germany
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>>345451774
New head canon
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the graphics in this game made me nauseous and gave me a big headache, anyone else? :/
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>>345447246
You get lock picking and armor bonuses from one and hotwiring and health bonuses from the other. It leads to slightly different routes since you can open different doors, but nothing huge.
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>>345448762
The greenscreen is really obvious and looks kind of flat and the VFX could be more polished but A+ on the choreography, impressive stuff.
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>>345449004
This is a series where you fight fucking Mecha-Hitler, the Nazis were always comic book villains, fuck off.
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>>345451774

Underrated post.
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>>345451983
Nice work completely missing the point of his post.
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>>345443637
>>345443702
>>345443918
this. Kid was just some fuck toy to a big wig. He didnt do what she said? He'd end up in the meat wagon too.

I was pretty sure when he helpped you not go to the oven, it was a plot to help stop the old cunt because of the fucked up shit she did to his anus. Imstead though hes just "I'll stab you and die in a 2 second cut scene."
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>>345451710
But you can walk outside an experience that at any time, anon.
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>>345451894

There are differences in supporting characters and dialogue too.

Fergus was mah nigga!

I felt bad for Wyatt but he was just too wet behind the ears to help win the war.
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>>345452139
Did anyone actually choose Wyatt? Fergus was fucking based.
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>>345451886

No because I'm not running the game on a fucking toaster.
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>>345452139
this

Would you rather have a hardened military bro or a young fuccboi?
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>>345449004
It works toward the PC agenda though
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>>345451886
It has the idtech megatexture problem where it alternates between looking really fucking good and really fucking bad
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>>345452197
I went with Fergus my first playthrough and Wyatt my second. First was much better.
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>>345448360
Yes it was.

It's like a "so I know this guy who has erectile did function, what should I... He do?" Kinda thing.

So I know this woman who fucked and murdered a bunch of nazis...
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>>345452197

I did on my 2nd play through just to see the differences.

When you pick Fergus to die; he even says "It's war, people die and my time is up; that's all."

Fergus was a great character.

J was a stupid supporting character.

Wyatt in the future is still a wet behind the ears rookie.
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>>345452337
I'm pretty sure she confirms it at the end too
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>>345443637
>You now realize his mancrush on BJ is the sole reason you didn't die at least twice before
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>>345449173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8goV81mY7cs
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>>345451812
Yeah, they're nuzis
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I was actually really surprised to see Fergus at the end of The Old Blood. I wasn't really thinking and was excited to see him.
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>>345452197
I did. Fergus was great and all, but Wyatt was just a kid. Too many young men die in war. Wyatt deserved a chance.
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>>345452197
>>345452258

The scene where he even breaks down about how he should have been the one that died instead of Wyatt since he was young and would have had a future.

Man, that scene gave me feels.
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>>345452197
Fergus even tells you to pick Wyatt, and J > Tekla
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>>345448513
Doomguy is B.J.'s grandson, and Commander Keen. It's real, google it.
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>>345451287
You're the kind of idiot that's hurting this industry.
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>>345452572
That made me feel bad, but Fergus was still a better pick.

Wyatt has a similar scene, but it's retarded in comparison.
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>>345452197
wyatt gives useless armor upgrades and is a literal who with 20 seconds of screentime up to that point. the only reason to choose him over based fergus is "he's just a kid" but most people playing don't give a shit
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>>345452534

Me too, senpai.

You got the location of Deathheads compound and it segues to The New Order.

I liked it.
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>>345452197
Fergus was great. Magnificent cunt.
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>>345452745
He does save your life from the panzerhound, to be fair.
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>>345447647
>>345447730
Maybe but remember how id was back in the 90's.
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>>345452039
> fucked up shit she did to his anus

what, tell me more
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>>345452745

Was it really IDGAF for most people?

I think Wyatt being skull raped was a profound storytelling mechanic.

Just defill the most precious aspect of the human body, and a young soul at that with a potential future.

I chose Fergus out of necessity, need old guard with combat experience, not new kids.
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>>345452831

One time and even that was pure luck.

Fergus had saved your ass countless times.

He's a hardened, experienced, soldier.

I felt bad about choosing him to die but it's war and sacrifices have to made to win.
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>>345452673

Nah, Wyatt's was about how he felt overwhelmed by having do much on his plate despite being young and inexperienced. That seems rather understandable to me.
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>>345453279
I can see that. I got the impression that he wanted to die like a war hero, but B.J. denied him of that. Yours makes more sense though.
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>>345453080

Mah nigga!

Kids can only have a future when the war has been won.

Until then, they're just useless kids.
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>>345453461

They should've repurposed him as a mechanic, a pilot, or a fucking scientist or something

Not a meat grinder down in the shit.

Those fucking screams during the brain retrieval scene tho.

Sweet mother mercy.
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Since BJ (is implied to have) sacrificed himself at the end of New Order, who do you guys think would make a decent new protag?
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>>345453654
Fergus

Have him trying to finish off the Nazis in honor or B.J., or something
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>>345447056
He got his red wings
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How did they get away with Mecha Hitler originally?
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>>345453654

I to see Bombate fighting the Nazis in Africa just because Nazi'd Africa sounds like such a refreshing setting.
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>>345453842
Sniper Elite 3
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Moon nazi is cute! CUTE!
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>>345453842

You would have to world build something, because Africans haven't built anything grand since their last Zimbabwe empire.

And they fucking forgot the location of the city. Due to not having access to things like concrete etc.

Baked mudhuts & Thatch roofing do not weather the tests of time well.
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>>345453842
His character bothered me to be honest. He's Namibian, but doesn't speak with a South African accent. Namibia didn't even exist at that time either. It was part of South Africa until the 90s.

I know I'm nitpicking, but it triggered my autism
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>>345454096
>Africans haven't built anything grand since their last Zimbabwe empire
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>>345454237
Looks like a glorified favela
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>When Frau Angel takes out the pictures and says she wants to play a game
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>>345454435
I chose are the darker pictures because I wanted her to like me.
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>>345454112
And every other voice actor was a native speaker of their character's language.
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>>345454326
It's one of the most beautiful cities in the world m8
I visit it whenever there's a cricket game on there
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>>345454112
>Namibia didn't even exist at that time either

It was a German colony until WW1 (still has German influence to this day, unlike Togo, Cameroon and Tanzania), so the distinction wasn't new

just nitpicking
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>>345454492

I chose the pictures with more blue/gold color schemes because I assumed a visual test for "Aryan affinity" would be based on the whole blonde hair and blue eyes dichotomy
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>>345454435
This game had some great moments
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>>345443637
He was a feminized faggot.
Hitler would have not allowed this.
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>>345449173
He stole jew tech, and then he fell for jewish tricks.
He was not based.
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>>345454893
But Hitler was a feminine faggot.
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>>345453636

"You will save me wontcha, sir?"
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>everything involving MAX HASS
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>>345447317
Relatively short but overall enjoyable. I personally disliked the beginning for its silent assassin start.
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>>345454989
DELETE THIS
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>>345454989
l-lewd
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>>345447317
Feels more like the previous Wolfensteins.
More focused on the supernatural stuff than in the nazis themselves.
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These WW2 games are just depressing. I'm tired of being reminded that the good guys lost the war.
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What did he mean by this?
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>>345454989
>b-b-but hitler was gay and he could not paint
t.angry jews
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>>345455225
Yeah, alternate history WW2 games paint a pretty bleak picture, don't they?
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>>345455231
>JOT DOG
What did he mean by this?
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>>345455130
>>345455103

No.
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>I'll see you soon Fergus
>In a better place 'n this
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>>345454237
where's this
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>>345455301
well, he couldn't paint
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>>345455301
Oh, I agree. He could paint, he just couldn't do it well :^)
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>>345455445
Cape Town
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>>345455059

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shXTLqKdlDI
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>>345443637
that ain't Bubi
this is Bubi
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>somehow the germans are still fighting in africa instead of having steamrolled the entire shithole continent when it was still just colonies
>resistance under fucking berlin
>sloth, jimi hendrix/female tesla, some stupid slut from the raven software wolfenstein game
Base game felt like a mess to be honest.
I had a lot more fun with Old Blood but it turns into corridors pretty quickly after the happening.
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>>345455495
>>345455465
Yeah, what a waste of paper and color!
The Jews were right denying him access to art school.
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>>345455821
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>>345455821
Jesus Christ, fucking Adolf had talent.
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>>345455225

lol no

What everyone, and I do mean EVERYONE, is uncomfortable with admitting is that WWII had no "good guys". Many nations often pride themselves on their involvement in that war, but here are some simple FACTS:

>America put it's own citizens in concentration camps and forced them to do military labor just because they were Japanese-Americans
>Russian soldiers were so rape-happy towards the towns they won that Polish women had the saying "better a Russian below you than a German above"
>Britain bombed German CIVILIAN cities far more than was strategically necessary
>the Japanese committed both the atrocities Rape of Nanking and Unit 731, yet still denies them to this day
>the German populace all sat by and let the holocaust happen, with the exception of the die Weiße Rose
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>>345455821
>Hitler still draws better than you
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>>345455909
It's alright, but nothing special
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>>345455886
Mary has some giant ass manhands.
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>>345455749
>somehow the germans are still fighting in africa instead of having steamrolled the entire shithole continent when it was still just colonies

Don't tell me you don't get sloppy and inefficient whenever you conquer most of the world and are just mopping up in strategy games
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>>345446347
Because Jimi hendrix is a better character.
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>>345455231
>the officer is just as nervous as BJ the whole time
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>>345455821

>uniformly gray sky
>no shading of the snow
>distance proportions are off in several places

Not saying he was a BAD artists, but I can see why he was denied entry.
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>>345456117
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>>345455821
Pretty shit, to be honest. The only worthwhile painting Hitler did was painting the wall behind him with his brain matter.
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>>345449173
He was a happy man.
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Js death was the fucking best.
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>>345456257
ebin
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>>345456257
>we will NEVER EVER go back
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>>345456308

This moment, right now... it's gonna be loud.
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>>345456371

Delete this.
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Neo Nazi's in a Wolfenstein thread? Ultimate cucks.
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>>345456257
>>345456257

>Black appropriation of white culture.

LOL
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>>345456257
hahahah that's what you get for being a nazifag
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>>345455964
Well now you can officially tell people they're literally worse than Hitler at painting.
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>>345456371
The man is probably fucking his secretary.
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>>345455953
wut about and France and Italy and all the minor powers no-one gave a shit about
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>>345456567
>>345456583

Stop. It already hurts too much.
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>>345456257
Kek. I wasn't being sympathetic. I was implying we already live in a world where the good guys won, ya faggot. Go jerk off to your uniformed blondies elsewhere, you fruity la la man.
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>>345452197
I actually chose here based on order of rank. I don't know if that's how it's supposed to be done in the military but I assumed so. Fergus was higher rank, so he has the privilege of staying alive longer if there's a choice in the matter. Plus, mission having priority over the lives of cadets and all that jazz (Fergus is vet, therefore a more useful asset).

Making the decision based on that sense of honor / respect to team hierarchy and dedication to the mission also felt like something B.J. would do and made the scene feel more like a weight on his conscience.
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>>345456540
Don't you know, anon? That kind of family is problematic. You have to have at least one black child from your wife's bull, a stronk independent woman that doesn't even need you around, and you have to be a stay at home dad.
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>>345456650
Living the dream.
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>>345456051
The only thing that makes conquering everything inneficient for me in GS games are those arbitrary infamy values that even if no one can stand up to you and your empire is super stable by conquering too much land everyone declares war on your at once, everyone inside your country rebels and you can only annex one single country out of the entire world alliance when making peace.
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>>345456257
>all that long ass post
>ends with a song written and performed by two Jews
Make up your mind /pol/niggers
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>>345456735
ahaha :)
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>>345456973

>the culmination of a society destroyed by jews

What else would the soundtrack be?
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>>345456257

Key quote from 0:30

https://youtu.be/hzz_6dmv03I

Very good series BTW, if you haven't watched it.
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>>345451774
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>>345457071

>watching a show that starts with glorious nazi rule and ends with goyim destroying it

Nein.
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>>345456371
>The man is fucking his secretary to assure himself he's not gay despite not being able to stop thinking about Tommy whenever he has sex.
>The wife considers suicide every day due to intense boredom and monotony of her life.
>The son grows up to be disemboweled by a Viet Cong while suffering malaria.
>The daughter ended up dead of heroin overdose in some alley after a gangbang with her hippie friends.

Nigga I will never go back even a second. We have it pretty good right now.
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>>345453842
>>345453654
>BJ DIED

People actually believe this?
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>>345457286
Well it's arguably more optimistic than how it'd really go down, which is with the Nazi state collapsing on itself sooner than the Soviet Union did. The Nazis were extremely incompetent and inefficient.
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>>345457408
>We have it pretty good right now.
>The man is getting cucked by his wife
>The wife his fucking a nigger while her husband is doing hard work every day for his family to feed them
>The son grows up to be militant muslim beheading infidels
>The daughter ended up as coalburner taking as many nigger dicks as possible

yea great times.
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>>345457286

>goyim destroying it

But this doesn't happen. In fact, the Nazis and Hitler at the END of the season are basically the good guys (as it should be)

>Hitler himself outsmarts the assassin sent against him and causes the traitor to shoot himself
>Good American Nazi shows his ultimate true loyalty to the Fuhrer even when facing death if he refuses to betray Hitler

Clearly you didn't even watch the series, certainly not the ending, which the last episode was the best one.
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>>345456673
NAZI PUNKS FUCK OFF
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>>345457657
>Nazi state collapsing on itself
>The Nazis were extremely incompetent and inefficient.

[citation needed]

In fact the opposite was true, the precedent was the Hitler and the Nazi party pulled the country out of a depression and employed millions of Germans
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>>345448170
Max hauss exists regardless of who you choose
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>>345457071
>read the man in the high castle
>nips are portrayed as the benevolent overlords who care about their american subjects despite being even more vicious than the most notorious SS units


wew
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>>345456257
>Coke
>drinking the canned jew
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>People surpisedm that game made by Chronicles of Riddick and The Darkness turned out to be good
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>>345458405
>imma just chill with my gf in this sick leather trenchcoat
I had forgotten how fucking comically edgy the MC of the Darkness was.

Very enjoyable game, though.
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>>345457842
What difference does it make to you when you're an asocial shut in disconnected from society at large anyway?
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>>345447942
Born and raised in America.
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>>345458202

Except for the part where their economy literally could not survive without military aggression, which as history shows they were too fucking retarded to handle as well. They were so stupid that they didn't even shift to full war production until about 1944. Considering you want sources so much, you should pick up "A Social History of the Third Reich" by Richard Grunberger. He has even more examples of how much of a mess Nazi Germany was. If you want more immediate stuff, here you go

https://coffeecuphistory.wordpress.com/2013/05/06/the-myth-of-nazi-efficiency/

http://www.thehistoryforum.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=28728
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>>345453779
It just worked. Wolf3D had basically no story beyond "go kill some Nazis", and you obviously knew that Hitler would have to be the final boss, and by the time he appears in his mecha suit it just really fits the whole tone of the game. I never even thought twice that it's kinda ridiculous.
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>>345454989
His ass is getting fucked by demons as we speak.
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>>345452594
>All those Keen Easter eggs in Doom are your great grand pappy
>You gotta kill him 4 times to proceed in the bonus level

Harsh
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>>345449246
He only fails because BJ exists.
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>>345459701
Well, not exactly. The Nazis are basically fucked with or without BJ in New Order. He's just going to speed things up. All their buildings are made out of that rapidly decomposing super concrete, which not only means everything they've built is just going to fall apart, but also results in that mold that's making everyone extremely ill. Suffice to say, they're in for a bad time, no matter what.
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>>345458405
>First darkness will never be out on PC
Shit sucks. Loved the hell out of the second one.
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>>345456003

Hands are hard as fuck to draw/paint.

If you can draw/paint hands well then you're pretty fucking talented.

Now get back to work at your wageslave job since the world has enough starving artists.
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>>345458939
>(((Richard Grunberger)))

100% UNBIASED

Good source faggot
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>>345447807
Shit writing and "beacuse I'm batman" tier plot armor
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why is it that TNO and DOOM are the only good FPS games in the last ten years
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>>345460086

Oh no, someone who isn't a Nazi wrote it. This means it must be wrong without ever actually reading it and seeing that he has a wealth of his own citations and sources - many of which primary material from the Third Reich itself.

But okay, how about these ones?

Bracher, Karl Dietrich. The German Dictatorship: The Origins, Structure, and Consequences of National Socialism. Harmondsworth. Penguin. 1978.
Burleigh, Michael. Sacred Causes: Religion and Politics from the European Dictators to Al Qaeda. London. Harper Perennial. 2006.
Evans, Richard J. The Coming of the Third Reich. London. Allen Lane. 2003.
Evans, Richard J. The Third Reich in Power, 1933-1939. New York. Penguin. 2005.
Evans, Richard J. The Third Reich at War: How the Nazis Led Germany from Conquest to Disaster. London. Allen Lane. 2008.
Kershaw, Ian. Hitler, 1889-1936: Hubris. New York. W.W. Norton & Company. 1999.
Kershaw, Ian. Hitler, 1937-1945: Nemesis. New York. W.W. Norton & Company. 1999.
Tooze, Adam. The Wages of Destruction: The Making and Breaking of the Nazi Economy. New York. Penguin. 2006.
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>>345460262
They're the best ones butnot the only good ones.

>Bioshock 1 and 2
>Wolf09
>Singularity
>Shadow Warrior
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>>345458858
To polish immigrants and a jewish mother
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>>345458596

99% of us will amount to nothing, live pointless lives and accomplish nothing of worth.

Accept that and just focus on enjoying life as best you can.

Life is shitty and not fair but that doesn't mean you can't still have fun and enjoy it.

Oh and get a vasectomy so you never have to use condoms and don't continue this pointless species.
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>>345460471
So you're saying no one is a real American badass except for the various Turoks and Tommy?
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>>345458405
>>345458545

Senpai, don't forget that Mike Patton voices The Darkness.

That alone makes it 11/10.
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>>345460647
Yes
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>>345460423

>Singularity

Great game and I don't really know why it didn't do a lot better than should of, comrade.
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>>345460763
Well, I won't argue with you there.
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>>345460271

Look, I don't know why you have such a hardon for sucking jew cock, but here are the facts:

All those sources you list, regardless of content or authors will be written from a "history is written by victors" perspective which applies to ALL history, but is especially bad from this even t in history since the DA NATZI WERE EBIL!!!1

I bet you believe 6 millions kikes were gassed too, right? Because it was written in a book?

The difference between what I pointed out and what propaganda you consume is that the event happened pre-war, everyone acknowledges it with an unbiased viewpoint.

Not to mention, in the end, your original comment is PURELY speculative. Literally NO ONE, me included, could know how the Nazi Reich would have grown after the war had they won.
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>>345460862

I liked the latest Turok.

I know a lot of people didn't but I thought it was bretty gud.
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>>345460952
>that pitiful excuse for an arsenal
I can overlook a lot of things about that game but for Turok, a poor weapon selection is not one of them.
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>>345443637
>want to play Wolfenstein
>don't want to kill nazis because I'm german
Oh well
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>>345461194
>comes back with blood on it
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>>345461194
The remaster can't come soon enough.
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>>345460936
It's irrelevant whether the Holocaust did or didn't happen. That's not why I think the Nazis were a laughing stock. I think the fact they started shit, got hit, and got thoroughly reamed while they were at it, however, is why they're not deserving of any praise. They're losers. By their very own "might is right" philosophy, they have been debunked and rendered irrelevant. Even Hitler essentially said that his super special master race is garbage compared to the slavs who were pushing his shit in, just before the end.

Also, where did you get your information that six million didn't die? From a book? A website? Dismissing something just because it's written is pretty fucking retarded. I could just as easily say you're the one eating propaganda written by opportunists trying to advocate for their cause, but I didn't and won't. As said, it's pretty irrelevant to what I'm talking about anyway. If the Holocaust did happen, it's arguably one of few things they did plan out and orchestrate effectively. To deny the Holocaust is to take away what is arguably one of their only real achievements. Economic recovery they can't even truly claim, as pretty much everything was set in motion by the prior Weimar German government anyway. Also, if someone fixed your window and then immediately threw a brick through it and pissed all over it, you wouldn't praise him for doing a good job of fixing your window. The Nazis similarly took Germany and fucking annihilated it through their waging of a wholly futile war that they had just about no hope of ever winning.

Also, how dare I bring up speculation in a thread about a speculative history videogame. At least mine is based off of the previously existing trends of Nazi incompetence, inefficiency, infighting, and inability to win wars, not Nazi robot dogs made from Jewish science. But you're right, I'm pretty content with the way real history went, with the Germans getting fucking slaughtered and made everyone's bitch.
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>>345454045
>ywn gas jews on the moon
why even live
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>>345458405
>>345458545
>>345460720
>>345459838
She REEEEEKS of INNOCENCE!!

Fuck the 2nd game. First one was better in every way.

>tfw no Darkness game where you fuck shit up as a host of darkness in a sandbox setting

I'd become Pope, create blue robed succubi bimbo nuns of darkness, turn the choir boys into incubi like mutants, create a drug made from darkness that's "Holy and Pure" with a golden orange color, which is addictive as hell and makes you eat more than usual.

And none of it is actually evil.
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>>345462116

The first, I agree was better.

The second, was still a good game.
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>>345454237
>A tourist attraction thats had money put into it for centuries

Big deal.
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>>345454668
Which is amusing because its all propaganda, Hitler was talking about German Bloodlines when he mentioned that, and ensuring its survival so that they never lost their national identity.

He wasnt a fan of race mixing.
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>>345454720
>torturing people is okay if you dont agree with them

I guess.
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>>345443637

Didn't realize enough people on /v/ cared about Wolfenstein to make a 300 post thread about it

I assumed the consensus on the game would be overly edgy mumbling protagonist kills ebil Nazis
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>>345463169
>edgy
https://youtu.be/utSDqgS9IJ8
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>>345452512
You cheeky fuck.
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>>345452139
I liked that when both have their "survivors guilt" moment, they have an objective reason why you should have picked the other. Wyatt was still a whiny cunt though.
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>>345455749
Play any hearts of Iron game and see how much you care for Africa. Most times it'll get disregarded as a minor front and only slowly occupied and sloppily maintained .
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>>345454237
That is most assuredly South Africa, which is populated by millionaires and hipsters
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>>345443637
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>>345456257
You know video games would be considered degenerate by the Nazis? 4chan would as well.

Just because you're triggered by people different to you doesn't mean the "good guys lost"
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>>345443637

he was in a shit game, well a mediocre one
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>>345462043
Not saying that jews didn't get killed by the nazi regime, but muh 6 million seems is just too far-fetched. For the specific camps that are accused of holding these crematory chambers to have burned this many people they'd have to be working for far long that they could have been supplied with fuel/coal. Also the sheer amount of ashes and human remains would have been unbelievably high and of no easy disposal, and no such things were found in enough quantities to support the 6 million theory.
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>>345463509
He meant that 4chan would act edgy towards the game, not that the game is edgy itself. Despite being a game with literal holocaust death camps TNO is not edgy at all.
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>>345464050
CLAP CLAP CLAP

SLAP SLAP SLAP
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>>345456583

I doubt the allied WHITE MALES fought for this shit, unless they were masochists?
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>>345448974

Calling him a bad commander is an understatement, and obviously he was written that way intentionally. It's not really a valid criticism, my man.
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>>345464801
Fuck, now I'm picturing Bubi role playing as Bolbi with Frau for her amusement and doing the dance.
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TNO was a nice game but when I replayed it for the other route I was shocked how many times they take away controls. When you know what will happen you just want to shoot nazis, not constantly have to look how you get cut up but somehow survive.
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Worth buying? What about the Old Blood DLC?
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>>345467286
S'good
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>>345455225
Watch the man in the high castle
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what happened to the japanese and the italians in the world of Wolfenstein?
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>>345468123
EVERYONE got buttfucked by nazis because occult shit and experimental jewish tech
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>>345450373
>>345450394
Hivemind
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>>345455059
>There are people IN THIS THREAD who didn't collect all of Max's toys

Inhuman monsters.
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>>345468123
The Italians were betrayed after America's surrender and Japan was transformed into a servant state governed by nazis.
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>>345467286
If you have an amd card you might have to go hunting for a fix to make the game playable. But the game itself is good.
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>Born in Germany.
>Can understand German.
>Listening to these two talk.
>Know people that talk like this.

Yeesh.
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>>345468958
>Want to buy a GPU
>Nvidia's "legacy" cards are gimped on purpose
>AMD is cheaper but doesn't work with half the games
What do
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>>345468123
Italy was betrayed and after germany defeated china Japan became a puppet state.

Free french underground are also still fighting

Nazi's were working on a way to clear the radiation on new york.

Germany rebuilt the great wall with a ton of guns

America was apparently pushing japans shit in until germany helped them with super duper nuclear u-boats and sunk most of the fleet.
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>>345458245
>nips are portrayed as the benevolent overlords
aside from the trade minister almost every other jap is a fucking asshole
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>>345470138
Still, I've somehow gained the impression that the japanese puppet state is a far nicer place to live in than its german counterpart.
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>>345455953
The british commando units also had tactics around stealing uniforms for infiltration. Which was forbidden. The germans did the same and got punished for it in the trails.
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>>345455953
>America put it's own citizens in concentration camps and forced them to do military labor just because they were Japanese-Americans

They did it with German-american and Italian-americans too.
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>>345463169
>wake up, youre dead
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>>345460471
>To polish immigrants and a jewish mother
which means jack shit. You don't see Poles or Jews stopping Deathshead's schemes and saving the world, nope, it's B.J. Blaskowicz of Mesquite, Texas, USA.
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>>345446185

It's obvious they fucked up her face so she can become the new Deathshead. Just have to wonder how long before NO2 or whatever it's called comes out.
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>>345456686
>Making the decision based on that sense of honor / respect to team hierarchy and dedication to the mission also felt like something B.J. would do
that's fucking dumb and something he wouldn't do. In Wolfenstein 2009 he drops his gun when Hans Grosse is holding Caroline hostage.
If super skelly Fergus is willing to sacrifice himself to save Wyatt, B.J. wouldn't take that from him.
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>>345454237
>Africans haven't built anything grand since their last Zimbabwe empire
He means Africans, not Afrikaans.
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>>345455953
>America put it's own citizens in concentration camps and forced them to do military labor just because they were Japanese-Americans
yeah but we didn't gas them. Out of all the countries that did intern citizens whom they deemed suspicious, America treated their interned prisoners the best (compared to everyone else)
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>>345453654
I doubt they'll change BJ. They'll come up with some weird reason for surviving RoboCop style or something.

>>345452572
The voice acting is what sold me in this game. The warrior poet for BJ was fantastic but Fergus felt genuine, like he didn't want to be a tired man, still fighting after all these years.
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>"You make this count, alright?"
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>>345443637
Holy shit, what's going on here?
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>>345475874
>RoboBJ
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>>345475874
>>345476263
>new expansion called New Colossus
>the Colossus is RoboBJ
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>>345456236
Can't argue against that smile
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>>345453654

The fact that he didn't even get anything blown off of his him while Deathshead was turned into paste only proves BJ is hardier than you give him credit for.

He'll be alive in the next game, but that will probably be the end of his story.

Then they'll do a Commander Keen reboot that'll eventually bridge into DOOM.
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>>345453075
You don't really think she let him fuck HER, right?
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>>345475874
>>345476453
>he becomes a full on golem with jewish tech
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>>345455953
>>the German populace all sat by and let the holocaust happen, with the exception of the die Weiße Rose
Because they were fed up with the Jews at that point, and the full extent of what was going on was never released to the public. Every county censors its own news when it goes to war, they just took all the undesirables far away, which is what they wanted. If they learned that they were being killed too, they probably wouldn't have cared. Besides, Hitler had done the most miraculous turnaround with the German economy that has ever been seen in history, and he said it was because of Jewish tricks that kept the German people down. When he brought the Economy back up again, the people believed him.
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>>345452197
I picked Fergus because he a few minutes before the decision when the walls were crushing you, he basically accepts his death. Wyatt was just a kid.
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>>345451907

Stupid fucker. Nothing in this scene is CGI or greenscreen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93k4uhpf7g
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>>345456117
Isn't the point of going to school is to learn?

Gee I wonder if he wanted to get better.
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>>345455953
>Unit 731
To be fair, we got a fuckton of useful data as a result.
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>>345461508

Uh... dude? That came out months ago.
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>>345447317
It's good but it takes maybe 1-2 hours to get good. You're forced into a stealth section in the beginning and it's pretty annoying.
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>>345476968
Turok 2 Remaster, ya goof.
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>>345476684
Did any of the games even have a jewish golem?
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>>345472662
Of course they got punished. They lost.
It's always baffled me how you can impose "rules" for waging war. Given the circumstances, either side would do whatever it takes to win.
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>>345456308
Open your mouth
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>>345463169
It's a good game with good characters and some good DLC.
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>>345477019

You posted a picture of the original, dingbat, ergo you appeared to be talking about that.
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>>345456672
mussolini only invaded ethiopia for the memes
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>>345453654
>Since BJ (is implied to have) sacrificed himself at the end of New Order


You hear the Helicopter at the end of the credits, they went back for him.
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>>345477240
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>>345477486

>the sequel is legitimately coming now

I still almost can't believe it.
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>>345477486

YOU
KNOW
THE
RULES
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>>345454989
The Fuhrer wasn't a mousy little mama's boy! The Fuhrer was BUTCH!
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>>345477289
In response to a Turok 2 webm.
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>>345477118
>>It's always baffled me how you can impose "rules" for waging war.
you can. As long as the war isnt a total war you have to hold yourself to them. If america would drop a nuke on the IS tomorrow there would be a backlash and probably some form of punishment. However as soon as you go ballsdeep like in WW2 you have to drop morals. Either you win and you can dictate terms. Or you lose and you get whipped anyway
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Who is the Fegelein of wolfenstein universe?
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>>345455231
Why didn't you protect that smile, /v/
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>>345448268
This. It was fun and games when she needed to move around the base, but you were taking on the fucking HQ of Deathshead. I mean its not like she couldnt be copilot in the damn vtol.
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>>345457071

What did he mean by this?
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>>345477671

At this point I don't think many would care if we did blow them away. Fuck, someone ought to just take out their sacred monuments. If they're going to act like spoiled children with "Muh religion is better!" smash their damned toys to show them how fucking bad they were. Yea, it'll make them go all out like angry hornets, but they fucking brought it on themselves by acting more obnoxious than Christfags ever had in last two thousand years.
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>>345443637
>tfw I look just like him
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>>345448268

My only guess is then you would have had to face down exclusively the robots or whatever just to have some challenge and not just be wasting the soldiers like Raiden in MGS4-R
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>>345478012
This show is such bullshit.
Germany and Japan dividing the world.

What about Italy.
What about nationalist Spain.
What about countries that were occupied but never officially conquered like Denmark and Norway.
What about Vichi France.
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>>345478219
>dual wield laser carbine
>robots
>challenge
Not even on uber. The game was anything but hard.
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>>345478043

division of the races, no European should have to give two fucks about muslim or black problems. Leave them to it in their respective containment zones
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>>345471123
>>345458245
This, the Nazis were freaked out by the barbarity of the Japs in China, the Nazi ambassador had to step in and be like "Uhh... tone down the gore please"

A victorious Japan might have even conquered and genocided Australia and NZ
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>>345478309

Puppet states of Germany.

Just like all the Western world was under the US since the Cold War and beyond.
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>>345478358

It was pretty challenging if you did Wyatt timeline first. The armor upgrades do not help much in Uber compared to the health ones from Fergusson's.
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>>345452039
I actually didn't kill him and just left him in the corridor, I hoped the game would notice me sparing him, but it didn't
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>>345478043
what holy monuments. Most shit is in saudi arabia. If you nuke that bye bye cheap oil and you just pissed off a country with a massive army. Also, the cities they have contain churches with suppressed christians, there are some muslims that just bend over because they dont want to get killed, and women. If you nuke that every leftist media outlet will go completely insane.

Casting off morals is something we cannot yet do since we arent in a do or die situation. Sure some faggots get shot up in america, some french guys get killed once in a while, but everyone rather bends over and prays they arent the target than pounding them into the dirt.
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>>345478545
That's exactly the one timeline I started with. Picked him because he was younger, deserved to have a chance at life.
I didn't replay the other timeline yet.
What made the game easy was the AI shitting itself whenever I used stealth though. NPCs don't react to their fellow soldiers dying in front of them.
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>>345478219
>put on suit
>break through a few walls like the fucking juggernaut
>stop to find a warehouse with twenty Panzerhund slowly turning towards you
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>>345478681

They have religious places of worships that they consider sacred. Just knock those off and show the spoiled babies what happens when you go pissing in other people's pools because you "Don't like the same things we do!"
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>>345477781
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>game about Nazis controlling the world
>defeat them with super space Jew magic
Neat game, but c'mon.
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>>345478418
>Australia and NZ
Nothing a flock of birds couldn't do
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>>345460504
James Bond's fucked with that molecule thin edged fedora.
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>>345478761

Yea, in the segments when you could stealth through. But things like the shootout in the return trip to the science center after being on the moon could be a bitch because you'd never have more than 100 health, and would only be lucky to have some decent armor levels depending on how you started that level.
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>>345456257
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>>345478870

It was never meant to be serious to begin with. Hell, the game barely takes itself seriously even BJ is giving his near emotionless monologues.
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>>345478109
post boipucci
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>>345479021
>RTS game
>set in alternate universe where japan invades australia
>3 factions
>australia+NZ
>japan
>wildlife
>unlike the human factions the wildlife have no sense of selfpreservation allowing them to charge into gunfire and gives them no morale penalties
>units are weak but cheap and once they tear into humans other humans scatter and scream making them useless as combatants
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>>345479158
The very first part of that shootout fucked me in the ass good.
I didn't realize I could switch mode to laser on the carbine, so I had to clear the first room with only 8 normal bullets for that, a few grenades, the laser and the pistol.
Then after reloading ten or so times and actually managing to pull it off, I noticed the dual mode icon.
Rest of the level went smooth.
I'd say the parts which fucked me up the worst were that, the very last part of the very last level before the final bosses and maybe there was another but I can't remember. Something on earth, a forced combat section.
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>>345456308
>>345456446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0y7yRUWOsGA
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>>345479363
There won't even be bloodshed.

They'd miss all the birds and go home feeling ashamed and bashfully explain why they're packing up the wartoys.

>Not dragging out the game til time out as glorious Emu Empire
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>>345456257
Cultural appropriation doesn't exist. Only cultural disrespect.
Cultures develop through mingling, why do you think every ancient society has it's own version of the dragon?
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>>345478870
You beat 'em with magic in the previous game. I don't see the issue
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>>345480887
Because it's Jew magic. As soon as a game shows Jews in a positive light, people flip their shit.
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>>345443637
he tried to kill bj blazkowicz
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>>345481215
BJ's mum was jewish
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>>345477056

All of them do.
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>>345476575
What did she do to his ass?
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Anybody here agrees that Anya's cousin is the dead nurse you find in the asylum holding a shotgun?
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>>345486309
in the thread most people agree that anya is actually making up the cousin so she can tell the story to BJ without letting him overtly know he is sticking it in crazy
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>>345443637
Heh, Bubi.
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Why didn't he just snatch the grenade away, and throw it?
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>>345443637
what are the 3 diamonds on his collar? Rank insignias?
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>>345456257
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DOOM 4 was my shit and so was TNO. What else would you guys recommend?
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>tfw no more cute Nazi grils to empty my gun into
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>>345484580

Anon you know damn well, you just want to hear someone else say it.
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>>345489118

>BJ pumping away at the nurse chick when it's time to go on a big mission

Should have been a thing before every mission, would have been hilarious.
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>>345489118
>you will never fill her womb over and over with your aryan seed making her torn between wanting to deliver purebred babies and delivering rapebabies.
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>>345489387

Would she really care if they were rape babies when she knows they're purebreds?
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>>345489636
In the end she will accept them and feel motherly happiness that is the woman's right. Then you sit one evening looking at her and you see the glimmer of happiness as she sees her children grow up to become strong aryan warriors. Then she will no longer have thoughts of killing you as she cuddles up to your chest and hearts the mighty thumps of your heart. Pumping around the same blood her children have.
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>>345452197
That whole fucking skull drilling scene was brutal.
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>>345490345
>BJ cutting out the concentration camp number
>those cut open bodies
>that brain in a tube at the end
>how the resistance fighters were chained up
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>>345443637
wow, owen wilson finally got his nosejob
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>>345489118
I really miss the elite guard. I had so many great faps to them back when I was a teenager.

Still, I could respect what Machine Games did by removing them. Such an outrageously sexualized enemy would of been out of place in a more realistic and dramatic Wolfenstein, and I don't think that it would fly well in today's political environment either.
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>>345446347
>>>>saving fergus

retard alert
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>>345490805
>>345489118
Can you imagine having those fucking brutal knife takedowns on them?
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>>345490805
>and I don't think that it would fly well in today's political environment either.

>caring about SJWs that will never support your game financially
Just look at the new ghostbusters. Bunch of betalords and feminists defending it. But do they all rush to watch it at release day? No sir. Once they managed to get something by crying over it they will look for the next thing.

We have body horror. People being torn apart. Sex. Nazis. Evil super nazis.Some latex aryan goddess should be the least of their worries.

But yes dropping them to set the tone is a good idea.
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>>345490805
>would of
>of

lrn2grammar

>>345491149
Most developers would rather just not deal with all the drama or harassment.
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>>345490805
>pic related brings them back for New Colossus
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>>345491263
>>Most developers would rather just not deal with all the drama or harassment.
dont put it in trailers and no one will notice. They dont play the games after all.
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>>345490805
All the Nazi girls are so gross now. I'd take the ridiculous latex semen demons over what we're getting now.
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>>345490805
>a more realistic and dramatic Wolfenstein
Realistic? No. Dramatic? Possibly, with splotches of dark humor
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>>345489387
>>345489118
So from the mission blurb in RtCW, all the elite guard are bound together by magic and can feel one another's emotions, pain, and deaths. Does that mean that if you fuck one, they'll all feel it?
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>>345491908
Most assured.
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>>345491908
Just like my japanese pornos.
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>>345450481
It will be set in the USA

Not like the brazen giant of Greek fame,

With conquering limbs astride from land to land;

Here at our sea-washed, sunset gates shall stand

A mighty woman with a torch, whose flame

Is the imprisoned lightning, and her name

Mother of Exiles. From her beacon-hand

Glows world-wide welcome; her mild eyes command

The air-bridged harbor that twin cities frame.

"Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!" cries she

With silent lips. "Give me your tired, your poor,

Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free,

The wretched refuse of your teeming shore.

Send these, the homeless, tempest-tost to me,

I lift my lamp beside the golden door!"
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>>345492167
Didn't America get carpet nuked or something?
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>>345451041
It was hilarious, an uber muscle nazi who we know is also a sadistic torturer and murdering psycho busting in the place in a mech suit, dual wielding MGs and yelling about the love and compassion he had for his dog
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>>345492278
New York ate a nuke, which was enough for them to surrender
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>>345455953
>Comparing what the Allies did to the horrific shit that the Axis pulled.
Fucking leftists, man.
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>>345492278
they nuked NYC with a dirty bomb to end the war. there's a brief mention in the moon levels about how they're cleaning up the city within a few years. So a rebuilding/rebuilt nazi nyc/new york could be a fun setting.
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>>345491123
>BJ grabs cute Nazi gril
>overpowers her
>stabs her in the stomach with his huge knife
>her face warps in pain and shock
>she twitches and moans
>dies

I think I'd go out of my way to penetrate as many of them as possible.
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>>345443637
This desu senpai
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>>345476098
>He actually fucking did it.
>The madman
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>>345476924
We didn't actually. Or at least, there was nothing acquired that was officially confirmed to be useful
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>>345476098
I didn't even realize what was going on until the explosion
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>>345447098
>it's actually Todd's new "super cruhzzy secret big project"
>machinegames reduced to making D44M multiplayer maps
cant wait
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>>345492771
>not impregnating them one by one to stun them as they feel the pleasure of impregnation over and over.
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>>345493623
they already made a quake episode, let them make a campaign for Champions. They're probably busy with Wolfenstein though.
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>>345493623
Don't even jinx it
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>>345478043
>Destroy IS's sacred monuments.

There's nothing to destroy. They've staged attacks on just about every Muslim holy site in the world, Mecca included.

There is nothing these people care about. There's videos of fathers executing their own sons and mothers casting out their daughters.
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>>345448762
What's that anime?
>>
>>345476881
It was a jewish school. They just wanted the best of the best so they could sell their work for sheckles.
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>>345478870
To be fair, it makes sense. In reality the Nazi War machine owed most of its success to forced Jewish labour.
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>>345494361
I wonder who could be behind this post
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>>345494565
The truth
>>
The entire game can be summed up as "the jews did this" since it was their tech
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>>345494565
>still no Set Roth edit
Laziness
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>>345448513
>the new doom guy is actually B.J

The new Doom Guy is the old Doom guy. The New Doom isnt a reboot.

At the end of Doom 64, which is canon and takens place after Doom 2, Doom Guy stays behind in hell to kill demons for the rest of eternity. Presumably between Doom 64 and NuDoom, Doom Guy was cursed and sealed into a sarcophagus because he couldnt be killed.

NuDoom takes place in such a far future that he became a legend, and most of society forgot about him.
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>>345495732
Not presumably, they dropped a temple on his ass
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>>345452197

I left to go piss at that scene and when I got back, I forgot I was supposed to pick the one I wanted to die, so I picked Fergus only to realize that kills him.
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>>345493957

Bullshit, they have something that they wouldn't want their enemies to destroy. Literally everyone does. They aren't like internet edgelords who claim to be so nihilistic that nothing matters to them.
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>>345452512
Fuck
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>>345469094

My HD7870 has worked just fine since 2011

I'd love a 3rd or 4th major GPU manufacturer tho.

Fuck this current state of affairs.
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>>345497297
Honestly, every time i read about game issues it was AMD majority of the time
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>>345497715

I'm thinking that mores a case dev GPU favouritism of manufacturer gerrymandering of the processes.

I've played at least 4-5 games in the past year alone setup to grossly favor Nvidia GPU architecture

>x64 Tesselation
>Par down to x8, or x4 even is like a 10% reduction in perceptible quality.
>FPs jump up 15+ and stabilize.
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>>345498247
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I can't bring myself to pick the Irish timeline, because it's clear from the dialogue snippets that Glasgowitz has a soft spot for kids thrown into war. I think he even says it about the Nazis during the prologue.
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>>345451774
The grenade made him immune to explosions.
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>>345498689
>hurt yourself with smaller explosions to become more resistant to bigger explosions
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>>345448762
That's how it feels to play mountain blade
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>>345456108
>officer
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>>345454492
does she actually kill you if you grab the gun?
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>>345499769
What do you think?
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>>345499769
>that moment when she stops you when you are about to pick a final picture
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>>345479158
I was only on the 2nd highest difficulty and the two main hallways of Deathshead's Castle tore me a fucking new one on Wyatt's timeline. Too many of those tanky as fuck rocket soldiers and robots on top of everything else.
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>>345500857
Use the fucking LKW
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>>345501091
I did
Too many Nazis, not enough bullets.
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>>345500857
the final part is just pure bullshit. The enemies are insanely strong. You have a few vents around there. Just blast full power from one of them and get out before they draw a beat on you.
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>>345501169
For the first one of those long hallways I ended up camping along the sides and shooting across
For the second one I snuck around to the turret in the back, unloaded on everything I could before I got too much attention on me, then jumped down and ran from cover
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>>345501380
I believe I just ran into a few dudes. Pumped them full and ran for cover before their buddies showed up. Its sad how the last few levels just dump these OP units at you. Earlier levels like the planetarium allow you to walk around fucking people up. Here they dont die and tear you a new asshole
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>>345448397
Best line in the entire series. I actually reloaded the save right then just so I could hear him say it again.
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>>345476721
Shush there, anon. You are on /v/, don't you dare even imply that perhaps a nation of millions may have had a reason for doing what they were doing. They were ebil don't you know
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>>345502009
when is it?
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>>345502375
Oh damn, it's been a little while... Basically the occult thing is starting to happen and you're in that little boathouse when one ends up inside as he's cutting his shotgun into his sawed-off version. And he starts cutting it faster, like classic cartoon style.
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>>345502538
is it in TNO? Becuase I dont remember that
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>>345502662
It's in The Old Blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-N127yzxKQ

The line is like 35 seconds in
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>>345502725
thank you anon-kun. Only played TNO.
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>nazis in a video game
>they all actually have blond hair and blue eyes
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>>345502725
>Flaming nazi zombie
2009 did it better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DN5szdXN6Vk
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>>345493831
I would if the game would let me, but it doesn't so I'll have to settle on symbolic sexual penetration.
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anya was an edgy batshit crazy cunt
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>>345449246
Why the fuck did he even trust a guy he was actively imprisoning and torturing to give him shit for free?
>gibe concrete
>ok
>it's shit and will rot
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>>345504315
>It rots and houses what is likely black mold
>Every building will crumble and every person will be coughing up blood
Genius plan
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>>345476098
Genuinely didn't see that coming.
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>>345456236
with happy feelings,all of the time!
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>>345504591
The Jewish guy actually a dick for making the concrete mold that grows actively harmful. They never really cover that.
>hey bro your defective concrete kills innocent people
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>>345492304
He 100% fucked that dog. Or at least felt up her pussy while she was in heat for "medical reasons"
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>>345506709
They aren't people, they're nazis.
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>>345443741
why even live
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