After a long and careful period of analysis, I can safely say Witcher 3 is the best game ever made.
If you don't agree basically you're a fucking idiot.
>>345429286
$0.02 was added to your paypal account
>>345429286
Is Geralt the greatest protagonist in Vidya?
>>345429286
why does that slut on the left even bother to cover it up
just bare her tits baka
>>345429286
I don't agree and in fact it's a boring ass game.
Would make for a pretty good tv series, women would love it.
>>345429286
Its damn good, but the Wild Hunt was far more intimidating until I realized they were just super magical elves. Wish the were never unmasked
>>345429390
I don't need money for this, I praise this game out of pure joy having experienced a literal masterpiece.
I'm not giving you my (you)s faggot
>>345429484
Go back to Uncharted you fucking dunce
OP doesn't get the (You)'s
Wave Race 64 is better
>great gameplay
>great graphics
>great tracks
>great soundtrack
>that orca
>you can ride a dolphin
Try and find a flaw. You can't
rule for the thread
if you agree, cool
if you dont agree, share your top 3 games of all times so we can know how shit your taste is
Bloodborne
>didnt know this was a thread about tenkaichi 3
>>345429549
>Uncharted
never played it
>>345429549
>OP doesn't get the (You)'s
I have an infinite number of (you)'s in stock for OP, and you for that matter.
and no I won't sage
>>345429597
Uncharted 3
The Order
Demon Souls
>>345429497
They were revealed in the books long before the game.
>>345429582
fuck I loved that game
>>345429597
Plants vs Zombies
Candy Crush
Farmville
these are literall masterpices and if you think otherwise you have downs.
>>345429484
>boring
I guess you prefer the ADHD WAHOO SPARKLE BLING BLING BLING of Nintendo games, pleb.
>>345429497
i know right? at that stage creatures like high vampires became more intimidating to me lol
>>345429682
I imagine they were, but it still seems pretty lame
Quick, you have the chance to go back in time and change the story of witcher 3
What do you change?
>>345429497
W1 did the wild hunt stuff so much better.
>>345429582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv0GAwRg8qE
>>345429286
I still haven't learnt how to play gwent
>>345429597
Witcher 3 is top tier fucking amazing and is no doubt one of the greatest ever, but it's not my fav due to personal preferences
My personal top three are
Rule of Rose
Thief: The dark projectGone HomeIve put over 30 hours into it, more than it took me to play DOOM 2016 twice
lol nah, games need good gameplay pal
>>345429731
>not enjoying one of the most casual games out there makes you a pleb
Do you really have nothing better to do other than shitpost?
>>345429731
I don't play nintendo games.
and if I want some lame ass booby peeny story I'll fucking read 50 shades of Grey
it's boring
it's unimaginative
and the characters suck balls
there's basically 2 archetypes: cuck and slut
and then there's Geralt who magically is the sole progenitor of all life in the TW universe
bravo
The combat, world design, story, game flow, side quests and various player hand holding techniques disagree with you
>>345429809
Rewrite everything after Kahr Mohren.
>>345429920
>Witcher 3
>one of THE most casual game
>He's the shitposter
>>345429923
pretty much this
Gave TW 1 a chance and I got bored and my opinion was that it was mere garbage after 1 or 2 hours of gameplay
Gave TW 2 a chance and got bored after even less time on 30 minutes of gameplay
I made the fucking mistake a third time and gave TW 3 a chance and not long before 15 minutes I was already regretting even pirating this garbage game.
>>345429484
This, I bought it off Steam sale and played for a few hours. It was nothing but a talking simulator with the odd time you get to go out on your horse and gallop trough a an empty boring world.
The """gameplay""", i.e the combat, was absolute trash.
I don't understand how /v/ shits all over shitty movie games then defends this, when in reality the only positive aspect is the conversation simulator part, which is basically a fucking interactive cutscene.
>>345429924
>The combat, world design, story, game flow, side quests
>bad
Are you lacking in certain necessary mental faculties? Those are all fantastic in this game, moreso than any other RPG ever made.
>>345429923
>>345429597
all right I forgot you
1. Legacy of Kain, probably defiance even though it's the least coheren
2. Dynasty Warriors [insert latest iteration that isn't shit]
3. Wargame Red Dragon
Honorable mention FTL and FF7
>>345429986
TW3 is casual as fuck. Literally all my normie mates played it and loved it because muh GoT conversations xDD
>>345429286
They ruined it with the open world.
>>345429923
Your fucking retarded
like, its your opinion so I can't really say you are wrong, but since you ARE acting like its a fact, then you are Wrong as shit
>>345430028
"I don't like setup, I want explosions or a Cold Open": The Post
>>345430101
>My opinion is a proven fact: The post
lol you contrarians are quite silly.
>>345429286
I agree with you OP
I'm on Hearts of Stone and I don't get tired of it. I don't even use fast travel because riding roach across awesome enviroments feels comfy as fuck
>Nintendrones buttmad that they can't play Witcher 3 on their Wii U, one of the greatest games ever made, so resort to fabricating negativities about this magnum opus
>>345430147
>like, its your opinion so I can't really say you are wrong, but since you ARE acting like its a fact, then you are Wrong as shit
zero arguments: the post
you can't even give me your own reasons you think the game is good
>>345430101
Holy kek, CDPR drones really are approaching Blizzdrone levels of denial and cum guzzling.
>>345430152
The game is objectively good
>>345430139
I guess Bloodborne is casual too cause all my friends love it. And Diablo 2
>>345430142
By making it the best open world thus far?
>>345429286
May I read your analysis?
>>345430245
Basically, take your post and make it the opposite
>>345430297
This
No game has a better open world
>>345430334
Xenoblade Chronicles X, you stupid sonygger
>>345430279
>I guess Bloodborne is casual too cause all my friends love it
Bloodborne and Dark Souls are pretty casual and normie yeah. Fucking PewDiePie made sure of that.
>And Diablo 2
Are you fucking retarded? All of blizzard's games after WC1 have been casual as fuck.
>>345430279
If you subjectively think that a talking simulator is """"objectively"""" good, then sure. To each his own I guess.
>>345430376
>Xenoblade Chronicles X
What a letdown that was.
>>345430334
>Basically, take your post and make it the opposite
if you actually liked the game you'd be able to write more than one sentence describing the game's qualities
I could write you a goddamn essay about the games in my top list
I don't know about 'best game ever made' since that's pretty much impossible to ever decide without bias.
But among the best? Definitely.
The best in recent times? Probably.
It's a fantastic game in most regards. Has flaws, like every game, but overall, it is excellent.
>>345430376
>sonygger
You realise it's PCfags parading this as the greatest game ever, right?
The Witcher 3 and games like it don't have a story. They have an excuse. It's an excuse for a male power fantasy that pretends to be a story. And depending on how much of a grip male power fantasies have on you, you'll sooner or later just find that you're asking yourself 'why am I doing this?' Why are you? You have no real motivation.
And yes, there are people from various talented vocations from writers, to actors, to painters who'll tell you that motivation in a story is important. And 'male power fantasy' is only so much of a motivation to a certain group of people. You'll have people that tell us that we don't like RPGs, which is brain rot because I've loved plenty of RPGs. I just like RPGs that have a story.
>>345430245
>Character are all very memorable and unique
>Story is great, and Side quests have amazing stories
>Gameplay is good, abliet gets easy to fast
>Graphics are comfy tier
>Soundtrack is god tier
>Atmospheric as fuck
>>345430387
Holy fuck, you actually think that popular games are bad and casual
Fucking holy shit you might be the most contrarian sack of shit on this board
>>345430410
If you think its a talking simulator, your delusional
>>345430491
What rpgs do you like?
>>345429286
As a RPG, it's shit.
As an action-adventure game with stats, it's pretty good, but still inferior to Souls games.
>>345430491
This is some sort of pasta right?
>>345430454
see>>345430519
Looks like you haven't played many games, OP.
Here's a list of games better than the walking movie simulator you call Witcher 3
- Ocarina of Time
- Wind Waker
- Super Smash Bros
- Luigi's Mansion
- Xenoblade Chronicles
- Xenoblade Chronicles X
- Wonderful 101
- Twilight Princess
>>345429286
I don't like fantasy and I don't like slavish aura
t. slav
>>345430519
I would agree with you, but this excuse of a game bieng a talking simulator is actually a fact, not an opinion.
>>345430519
yes bravo you took my list and reversed it
if you were in grade school you would pass the test
>>345430565
hahahahaha
oh boy
you can't make this shit up
>>345430565
Nintendoyearsold are this desperate for attention?
>>345430519
>Holy fuck, you actually think that popular games are bad and casual
I never said popular games are bad, I said they're casual. I never said casual games are bad.
You'd think since Witcherfags spend 99% of their game time doing nothing but reading and listening to dialogue they'd be a bit better at reading comprehension outside of that game.
>>345430565
>Walking movie simulator
Its like people want you to know they're retarded
>>345430601
If you could only talk, it'd be a fact
>>345430604
Expect for the part where I told you thats all you had to do, plus added shit. What, you expect me to write 3 fucking paragraphs at 4 in the morning
>>345430565
>I-if it has this logo then it must be good!
>>345430565
You should be in bed kiddo. its past your bedtime
>best game ever made
>requires no skill and has no depth
uh huh
>>345430670
>I like to exaggerate things to hell to prove a point
fuck right off
>>345430565
Even as a sonygger I can agree with this, all those games have superior gameplay to TW3.
>>345430672
It is a fact, It's mathematically proven.
spending more than 50% of the time talking on a "videogame" rather than playing proves it as a fact.
>>345429286
>dropbox
What the fuck m8
>people pushing the fact that a ROLE PLAYING GAME is a talking simulator
>not taking this as your queue to ignore those posts
lmao. Way too much talking, am I right? Not like all those RPGs... Oh wait...
![achmetha-profile_image-499ff25007422217-300x300[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/22s5PuQ.png "achmetha-profile_image-499ff25007422217-300x300[1].png")
>>345429286
This is polish elf
Why do people get so angry whenever someone claims Witcher 3 is one of the best games ever made?
It's simply a statement of facts. The sky is blue, grass is green, Hitler was right, and the Witcher 3 is one of the best games ever made.
>>345430741
Are you actually autistic? Where do you get thoe numbers? Why do you think 50% proves it as a fact
Im fucking done with your delusional shit
>>345430719
Are you talking about Uncharted?
>>345430820
Yes it applies to Uncharted as well as all 3 Witcher games
>>345430767
Next thing you know people will be claiming RPG's are just level simulator trash
>>345430724
A point only needs to be proven when it's not already a fact, my little anon, and the fact is that The Witcher 3 has fuck all gameplay and the gameplay that's there is terrible, therefore it's essentially a movie game since the only redeeming factor, and what you do for the majority of your 'play time' is sit through a conversation simulator.
Just accept it child, you simply like casual games with no gameplay depth, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
>>345430813
Why? I don't think it proves it as a fact, I KNOW it's a fact and a proven one.
>more than 50%=/=50%
since 51>49 so yep, mathematically proven fact.
I love this game,but damn Geralt can't survive any kind of fall.
>>345430767
I don't mind the talking, I loved the telltale games.
The problem is the dialog and story is incredibly bad.
>>345430959
press Jump before you land, apparently its something the game doesn't tell you
>>345430565
These Games are by far not better than Witcher 3.
Hell you you compare Super Smash Bros or Luigis Mansion to Witcher 3?
Looks like you havent played many good games
>>345429286
>Skyrim is a linear piece of handholding shit
>LOL THIS GAME IS CRAP
>Witcher series is a linear piece of handholding shit
>OMG BEST GAME EVA
Just because you slap tits into it doesnt make it a good game. If Witcher had no porn it would have flopped entirely, it sold based on nothing but tits.
>>345430992
Better than the telltale games.
>>345429871
what a qt :3
who is she?
>>345431041
objectively false
>>345430565
Successful bait
>>345431032
>linear
Except you can change the outcome of the story and sidequests with every decision you make. Good job never having played the game, faggot.
Player A
>enjoys simple things like walking around in a beautiful scenery or talking to people
>real all lore tidbits
>roleplays his characters
>will debate whether X choice or character was right or wrong
>likes being told a story
>probably reads a lot of books too
Player B
>skips cutscenes
>wants more action
>thinks gameplay and combat are the same thing
>keeps talking about graphics but plays on console
>would rather shitpost on /v/ than play games
>watches animes
What player are you /v/?
>>345431087
le SHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEE xD
![Dominus[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/f1bjnJz.jpg "Dominus[1].jpg")
>>345430719
>video games
>skill and depth
Jesus H. Christ, you're not allowed to post on this board if you're under 18. It's all about fun and escapism, and if you think that video games are some kind of sport, and require "skills" to play you should do a favor to yourself and end yourself immediately.
>>345431240
I'm(you)type.
>>345431032
You haven't played any of these two games right?
Else you wouldn't be so wrong.
>>345431240
Player A of course. A man of true intellect, wisdom and taste.
>>345431327
Yeah skyrim is actually good and has some depth.
>>345431304
Bitch I'd love to see you try to play melee competitively.
>>345431304
if a video game puts me to sleep it's an over the counter drug not a video game
>>345431391
Multiplayer games usually have some competitive sense to it because some people tryhard like hell
If we talk about singleplayer games tho, you can't really say the same.
>>345431391
>play competitively
And that's your problem kid. You can't play games "competitively".
>>345431506
how do you not play a pvp game competitively?
>>345430996
Thanks for the tip,will try it out.
>>345431650
I was talking about singleplayer. Kek.
>WAAH WHY DOES A VIDEOGAME HAVE A GROUNDED, MORE SUBTLE NARRATIVE THAT PRESUMES IT'S AUDIENCE HAS AN ATTENTION SPAN BEYOND THAT OF AN ADHD CHILD
- Every Witcher 3 hater
Worse gameplay than any Megaman game
>>345431819
Reading War and Peace is less tedious.
>>345431819
Son you projected really hard here. I suggest you relax a little and come back again later.
>>345431946
>hurr being contrarian for the sake of being contrarian durr
just end yourself already
This game had the best sidequests
>>345432040
no I genuinely believe it's the most shit writing in a video game for at least a decade
>>345431819
>marker for every quest
>you don't need to think for anything in this game
>adha child
lol
>>345429809
Remove Yen and Ciri
Instead of hamfisting them in the final chapter of the trilogy, keep the story centred around the previous characters that were discarded, such as Iorveth, Saskia, Letho, Roche, Segfried, Yaevinn, Sile, etc.
>>345432105
Are you able to give a good argument why do you think "it's the most shit writing in a video game for at least a decade", without humiliating yourself?
>>345432105
That's precisely what being contrarian means.
>>345430101
(you)
>>345432239
I'd have to replay it to point out why every single line of dialog in the entire series is on the level of a series of b-list erotic novels.
>this is what qualifies as """rich""" storytelling
>>345430736
I like TW3 but you are right. Its combat and mission desing are so bland and formulaic that most fo those games have better gameplay.Uncharted a shit though
>>345432417
>>345431087
""""she""""
>>345429286
have they release the gameplay DLC yet?
>>345432417
>wants """rich""" storytelling from a fucking video game
pls go and read /lit/ memes
>>345432417
>>345432576
I know you losers don't have friends to get drunk with, but to normal people this is gold.
>>345432675
>but to normal people this is gold
>normies
>>345431304
If I wanted "fun and escapism" I'd watch a movie. Video games are meant to be engaging and challenging, not something you go through on autopilot like some brain dead turd sniffing casual faggot
>>345432969
You wish you were normal, you waste of green.
>>345433052
If you wanted something "engaging and challenging", you would have a life.
>>345433198
>Having a challenging life
lmao fucking loser
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TAjfGyI.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
>>345433259
(You)
>>345433198
>having a life
lmaoing at it right now
>>345430152
I can't wait till Breath of the Wild comes out and BTFOs all you Witcher fags because then youll see what a real open world game is supposed to be like.
What people don't realize how big CDPR will be when they will release Cyberpunk 2077. I can bet they will surpass every singleplayer AAA game developer including Rockstar, Bethesda and Bioware in terms of popularity.
I am pretty sure CDPR is saving Cyberpunk to release with the Elder Scrolls 6. The same thing will happen with Cpyerpunk as it did with Witcher 3. It will create a new milestone for rpgs and win GOTY and Elder Scrolls 6 will be trashed.
>>345430565
How can people fall for this blatant falseflag is beyond me
>>345429286
>no multiplayer
>no modding support
Kek, I played Half-Life for over 10 years without spending more than the initial price.
>>345431240
A. What this guy said >>345431346, I also wanted to add that I have a wicked sense of humor.
>>345429286
I agree.
I'm liking the game very much so far, but I have some complaints.
Open world is too large and lacks the distinct feeling W1 and 2 had. Exploration is affected by this, often times feels pointless to wander on your own since you always have the quest markers on your side.
Those "question mark" quests are repetitive, even if I admit some real work must have been put into them with all those different letters.
Dungeons could be way better. Well they could be good, since they are shit: way too linear, no room for exploration, everything seems handed to you, even more so than in the rest of the game. I think this is the worst flaw of the game.
Combat, in spite of what people say, is fine. Definitely better than W2 at least. The dodge button was a good addition, can once again use potions in battle, it's faster and generally not bad (considering its genre). I don't know what people expect from a RPG.
Game flow is not greatg, but that's an inherent thing with open world games, it's impossible for them to have great pacing, because you are always distracting yourself with those side quests.
Everything else I haven't mentioned is at least good. Characters and story are great, quests are varied, OST and visual direction are sublime. I have put 70 hrs into it already but I think I'm only halfway through, plus expansions.
I think that seeing as this game is packed with content, the fact that the quality is constant is praiseworthy.
>>345439730
What you don't understand about open worlds in AAA games these days, they're there to bait idiots into buying the game
All they care about is "LOOK HOW BIG THIS IS" instead of making a handcrafted world that has some unique shit to explore.
At least the side quests are all marked on the map so you can do those and just ignore the damn question marks
>>345429286
I'm really sick of the souls and witcher fags
i started ng+ and now my steel sword is invisible
fuck you
>>345429809
Yennefer can fuck off. She was a harpy shrew in the books and not needed in the games.
Ciri can stay though.
>>345429286
>Absolutely shit, batman-tier combat
>Best game ever made
Pick one
>>345439730
Turn off the question marks, they should have been turned off by default honestly.
They work better as little bonus you stumble upon randomly than as a list of things to check off.
>>345430992
>I loved the telltale games
next time just say you're a pleb from the get-go
>>345441719
batman combat is superior to the clunker
