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mada mada
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>/v/ can't even handle Genji

top kek
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>>345421835
YOSH
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MI O SUTETE MO
MYORI WA SUTEZU
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>>345421835
Hey, chill out!
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>>345421835
I think you mean

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
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more like
RYUJIN NO KEN WO KUR---- UOOOAAAGHHH
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ORA MANKO GA DAISUKI NANDA HAHAHAHA
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>Genji has no "NANI?!" voice line

Mediocre
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>>345427093
>not myouri
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>>345421835

If only Genji didn't suck ass, his shuriken damage need to be buffed.
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>>345430031
No it doesn't, right click on enemy heads more
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>>345430031
>Genji needs to be buffed

please never go into game design
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>>345430031
If anything, his regular attack should be nerfed by 5.
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>>345430146
>>345430150
>>345430258

Clueless retarded faggots, this is why Overwatch is shit tier game, I will quit it for Quake Champions when it is out.
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is overwatch anime
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Ret uz hope for difrent outcome.
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>>345427643
TEMEE! or KISAMAAAA! would be more appropriate I think
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>>345430031
learn to aim
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Only item I bought was that voice line
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>it's another 'Genji stands at the very back and throws shurikens at about 10% accuracy and only ever engages when the fight is already won, using his deflect and dash to play as safely and conservatively as possible so he can think to himself 'man look at all these FUCKING RETARDS dying all the time why cant they be like me' so as to convince himself that he's actually helping the team when he presses tab and sees that he doesn't even have any medals on a team that is half the tanks/supports he demanded everyone else play as episode
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>>345431684
That's.... Awfully specific, don't you think?
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>>345431684
I like this episode more than "genji jumps into the fray and nobody heals him and he dies" episode
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>>345431854
He's projecting his insecurity I think.
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>>345431684
Literally me because I have no idea how to play Genji.

When I go inside I die like a faggot.

If I stay at the back I hit fuck all.
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>>345431945
>hero with three defensive/escape mechanics
>blaming healers

genji players everyone
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>>345431945
>>345431978
Spotted the Genji players
PS. No one likes you
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>>345432124
>le mobility meme
wall run isn't going to help you if you got 4 enemies firing on you
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>>345432303
>getting surrounded by 4 enemies at once
Healers probably aren't throwing themselves in to save you because you're a shit Genji and a lost cause
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>>345432303
>refuting arguments is a meme now
In that case a healer wouldn't help you either. If you get yourself into that situation you aren't playing genji correctly, fuckwit. Get good.
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>>345422970
>Genji does his dodge projectile skill
>sonic blast him off the map
*tips speed boost*
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>>345430146
It is inconsistent with projectiles with considerable travel time, particularly given the terrible netcode of the game and that if you're moving the three projectiles will all hit at different points.
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WHOOOO! BATH TIME!
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>>345431684
But genji's at his best when he's mopping up
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>>345432924
It's jackpot idiot.
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Genji is a bad character and can almost always be better replaced by another character

He feels like an all rounder but overwatch is not a game for all rounders. His one actual unique skill, no damage falloff on his shuriken, will be replaced by McCree next patch as well
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>click
>BOOM
You really stepped on it m8
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>>345433123
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>>345433123
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>>345433132
but he still has damage falloff it's just 5 feet farther
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>>345432693
>implying
I win most games as genji just running around and dying, distracting the enemy team so mine can get past.
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Why do Genji's deaths sound so weird. He just sounds like he's tired
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>>345433435
they copied raiden from revengeance
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>>345433369
>I win most games as genji just running around and dying
I don't have a response for this.
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>>345433123
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KEBAB DONE
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>>345427093
>MYORI WA SUTEZU

he says

"MAKE YOUR SUSHI"
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How can I trust a man that is half machine?
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LA LO LEE
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>>345435496
she says "half mashy"
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A-MEI-ZING
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You done?
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>>345435548
Why would you lie on the internet, Peter?
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SAKE!
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>OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN, NIGGA

Really, Blizzard? Really? Stereotyping much?
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>>345436736
That sounds more like something Reaper would say
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>>345421835
EUGENE OK OK
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>Waga kokoro, make your schism
What did he mean by this
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Welcome to my reality!
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>>345430031
lmao what
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>>345421835
I thought Frank's exoskeleton suit was darker than that.
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>>345439174
Welcome to my loo, feel free to poo.
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>>345439174
I wish Symmetra was
- actually as hot as she is on fanart
- actually useful in the game

The concept of her character is fantastic.
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>>345439857
She is useful, you're just bad.
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>>345439898
Only in select situations.
The maps are too small and plain to do any interesting teleport locations.
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>>345439964
She's great with a premade team in group chat. Sneak behind enemy line and teleport everyone in.
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>>345439174
No man-jaw.
No ugly big nose.

I want this Symmetra.
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>>345440081
>Sneak behind enemy lines
>Place teleporter
>Enemy randomly says "there's a teleporter" even if he has no LOS"
>My teleporter has been destroyed, the path is closed.
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SEI
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>>345439630
LMFAIO
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>>345440130
>i want generic shit
go die
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>>345440738
>I want ugly poo in loo.

Go away Pajeet.
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>>345441206
>i want nice poo in loo
You arent better you freak
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>>345441364
I want to stick my imaginary e-peen in nice poo in loo. not in ugly poo in loo
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>>345441460
just go die and take your shit memes with you
thanks
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>>345441476
Y so angry, Pajeet?
U mad cus u have no indoor plumbing?
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>>345435995
>Nepal
>that one map where the objective has a bottomless pit on one side
>OH LET'S BREAK IT DOWN
>get knocked into the pit mid animation by a Pharah's concussive blast
eat shit
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>>345439857
>>345440130
>not appreciating middle-eastern women
ky
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>>345441736
>middle-eastern
learn some geography, retard
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>>345441736
Even if they were attractive, which they aren't, they would still be savages who need UNICEF to tell them in a song how to shit like a proper person.

no thx
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>Playing Genji
>Say MUDA MUDA in chat
>Someone replies, "No, it's Mada Mada"
>Tfw
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>>345421835
> be console pleb
>pick soldier 76
>Opposite team's Geni goes Ryūjin no ken o kurae!
>Kill him immediately even before he starts attacking
>I do that 4 times in a row.

Genji players are either the best motherfuckers on the team or the worst, it is usually the later though.
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>>345443760
Too bad they all think they're the first.
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>>345443817
true, happened not too long ago.

>genji on the team
>Nigga is never around during team fights
>We manage to kill some enemies but we lost said team fight
>Our genji ults and kills the rest
>Instead of capturing the point he runs away to position himself for more kills.
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>>345443956
Similar. Genji is off ' flanking' and totally not pissing about. Gets hurt. Spams need healing from the other side of the map and with 5 walls between him and the healslut.
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>>345443817
I'm willing to admit I suck as Genji, but I can't play Pharah and Torbjörn every single match either just because I don't suck as them
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>voiced by a Japanese guy
>doesn't sound Japanese

Did he move to the US when he was very young?
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>>345444586
Maybe he was a westaboo.
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>>345444586
Maybe they don't all sound the same, even if they arr rook same
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>>345435520
WA A A E
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>Play Overwatch in Japanese for a laugh
>Reinhardt's line "Catchphrase" sound like a chant
>Phonetically it's like "Ich-Chi-Po!"
>Whenever I'm defending a point I just keep shouting that like it's a chant to help us defend the point
>People on both teams get pissed that I'm saying "CATCHPHRASE" every 5 seconds.
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>Charge as Rein
>Hit a wall
>"I'll feel sad in the morning."

;-;
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>>345445541
I'll feel that in the morning, is what he says you deaf fuck.
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>>345432924
Lucio is a better genji. Prove me wrong
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>>345441630

Ilios is worse. It has two maps that have the objective right near a bottomless pit. It's right in the fucking middle of one map, and to the sides of another.

The amount of times I've died to those environmental kills is too much, even if I make sure to avoid being close, a concussion blast will push you into them if timed right, Lucio will always use it when he gets a chance, Roadhog can even hook you from the other side and you'll fall into that bottomless pit.

Ilios is a fucking awful map.
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>>345432780
>Sonic blast Genji off the map
are...
are you serious?
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>>345445541
>"I'll feel sad in the morning."
You cannot possibly be serious
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>want to buy overwatch
>no friends

what do i do
i heard this game isnt fun solo
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>>345433132
>his one actual unique skill
>not the fact that he can turn Zarya's ultimate against her own team
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>>345445913
Well they lied
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>>345445756
I fucking love contesting the well by jumping into it and climbing up walls as Genji or Hanzo. That map is so fun
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>>345445913
It isn't fun solo.

>b-but I'll play something else with you anon-kun ^_^~~~~~~
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>>345445756
Ilios is a great map
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>>345445913
keep posting weeb pictures and stuttering and you'll probably make a few friends here
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So is it worth getting a whole team to buff one dude to play super offensive the way that Seagull and other pros do for their videos?
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>>345446426
i didn't even stutter come on man
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>>345445432
I could have sworn he said "Hai Pozu"
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>>345445936
>anybody but McCree, reapist, 76 shooting their ult directly at captain ginyu
The few who do that are asking for it.
Also I could swear he can sometimes reflect splash damage.
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>>345445913
make friends in the game. it's not that hard.
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>>345432780
>ults
>dashes back on stage behind you
>"nothin' personnel kid..."
>destroys your entire team


Pssh, easy...
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>be useless faggot who hops around behind enemy lines and shoots his ticklestars at people
>don't even have to have good aim because you just charge it passively anyways so you'll get it eventually
>get your free teamwipe after a few minutes of dicking around
>literally can't miss during your ult because you get speed boosted, your sword has a range bigger than reinhardt's hammer, and you have an infinitely resetting gap closer that does damage and resets even if your teammate gets the kill and not you
>if you lose a fight just mash reflect and hope someone who isnt even shooting at you gets their bullet locked in your 180 degree reflect cone and kills them
ebin character design blizzard xD
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>>345446509
Well m-maybe its time to start
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>>345447930
Holy hell, genjifags truly are the worst kind of idiots.
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>>345447930
jesus that was painful to watch
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>>345448204
m-maybe..
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>>345447930
the worst part about that webm is that he got his ult right back

I'm still of the opinion that you should lose 100% of your ult no matter how fast you get killed after activating it
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>>345445756
Don't be retarded and flank the sides of lighthouse if you don't have the mobility to save yourself.
This is just common sense.
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>>345421835
>defending King's Row
>some guy insta picks Genji
>then says our Roadhog to pick Reinhardt or someone else should pick a second tank
>tell him that he should change since he's fucking Genji on attack
>he ignores me
>keeps getting killed like an idiot
>gets almost no eliminations
>at some point their Road Hog gets on point and tries to ulti us all away
>I'm playing Mei and I've almost frozen him which will cancel his ulti
>Genji jumps infront of me and reflects, causing Roadhog to ulti himself out of my range
>he then Whole Hog's half our team to death

reminder that Genji's and Hanzo's need to do the world a favor and kill themselves
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>>345430856
>thinks Genji needs to be buffed
>thinks he'll be any good at Quake
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>>345445541
>Hit a wall
>"I am not as hung as I used to be..."

What happened to Rein's dick? ; 3;
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>>345447117
I've been chuckling at reapist for way too long
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>>345430031
You need to git gud, genji si broken I've been consistantly winning with him.
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>>345448702
>plays mei on attack
>complains about genji

sounds about right
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>>345448878
he snapped it off after charging into a wall too many times
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>"Hindu statesman Rajan Zed, in a statement in Nevada today, urged Irvine (California) headquartered Blizzard Entertainment CEO Michael Morhaime and its parent Santa Monica (California) based Activision Blizzard’s CEO Bobby Kotick to withdraw the Devi skin in the video game, as it trivialized Hinduism’s highly revered goddesses.

Zed, who is President of Universal Society of Hinduism, said that in a video game set-up, the player controlled the movements of Devi, while in reality the devotees put the destinies of themselves in the hands of their goddesses.

Moreover, Devi and its movements depicted in Overwatch did not match with characterization of the goddesses in the scriptures, Rajan Zed noted."

If the skin "doesnt match " the godesses' characteristics why are poo in loos butthurt?
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My quick play and competitive stats. What can I improve on?
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>>345432056
so go to their back. You can also do extremely short fights with their front line if you can get behind them without using your left shift. ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
ALWAYS
melee after you right click learn how to do it properly so you don't do it too early without doing it extremely late.
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>>345431945
>I like this episode more than "genji jumps into six enemies and dies like a fucking retard" episode

ftfy
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>>345448702
>tfw I had a dream where my friend forced me to play Genji
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>>345447930
>180 degree reflect cone and kills them
Not quite accurate. It's more like a massive one way screen similar to Reinhardt's shield. You don't even need to be shooting anywhere near him for it to be reflected.
You also need to shoot him from the front.
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>>345448921
sorry, I meant to say "genji on defense," my first line is right though
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>>345447930
Okay here's a tip for literally every genji player

BASTION SUCKS BALLS LOOKING UP. So when he doesn't fall for that jump above him and keep hitting him. He will have to keep spinning around for a chance to even hit you. You can consistently kill bastions in turret mode or force them out where you totally win anyway.
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>>345449063
For starters, don't play Genji
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>>345449076
>ALWAYS
>ALWAYS
>ALWAYS
>ALWAYS
>ALWAYS
Fuck no
all you're doing here is increasing the fuck out of the recovery frames for you to be able to attack again. There are definitely good times to do this (i love the right click, melee, shift burst shit's so satisfying) but not ALWAYS
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>>345431684

Genji players are weebshits, of course they'll terrible at anything that isn't a JRPG or dating sim.
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>tfw master overwatch no longer works ever since I changed my name

fuck fuck fuck.
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>>345449063
You can try not playing Genji and picking a much more helpful offensive hero like Parah/Reaper/S76
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IZA JINJOU NI SHOUBU
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>>345449281
Mind games with bastions are so fun. Sometimes I shoot him to provoke him to shoot and Deflect for a bit, dashing in and fucking him up when he stops shooting.
Sometimes they never start shooting, expecting the Deflect, and my shurikens are hitting him the whole time.
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>>345430031
top quality bait
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>>345449102
>There are people who ACTUALLY hate Reaper for being "Edgy"
I fucking love Reaper, he is hilarious
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>>345449532
>Sometimes they never start shooting, expecting the Deflect, and my shurikens are hitting him the whole time.

My dick everytime this has happened. I actually got a full kill on a bastion without using my abilities because of that.
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>>345449592
I don't get how people can seriously call him edgy with how cheesy he is, and all the other characters treat him like a joke
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>>345449738
ikr. He's hilarious.
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>>345439857
global 60% win rate...not useful though
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>>345435520
RAVIOLI
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>>345449852
the global winrate has no correlation to whether a character is good or not
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>>345449979
do you even know what a correlation means
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>>345450351
cor·re·la·tion
A mutual relationship or connection between two or more things
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>>345421835
>no hayai voiceline
>no 100% ultimate voiceline where he says i'm ready to use "that"
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>tfw a Genji keeps on trying to deflect your energy beam
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>>345435520
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>>345450561
I still panic and do this sometimes. Also with Mei and Winston
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>When your killing so many people your Mercy stops healing the tank to damage boost you
Alpha as fuk
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>>345432823
He's an excellent poker and kills people who extend too far easily in his current state. Personally I don't think he needs a buff, because then he'll be too strong at the level I play.
Also, fucking Tracer.
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>Tfw you are better at reflecting headshots than you are at getting them playing Widow
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>>345450561
>genji does this
>still can't kill him because gl killing a genji double jump spamming with a 0 energy beam
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>>345450678
I had a genji try it on me like 10 times in a row last night, I thought he'd learn

But nope
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>that guy who votes himself
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>>345450779
I've done this multiple times across the map.

I don't shittalk much in chat, but when those happen I BM hard.
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>>345435995
I slick have a mancrush on Lucio. He's just so feminine and upbeat.
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>>345450460
So you're trying to tell me their is no mutual relationship between a character being good and that said characters global win rate being significantly higher than all other heroes (5% higher than Torbjorn and 9% higher than Lucio, the second and third highest win rates respectively)?

Sounds to me like you know how to copy definitions but don't know how to interpret them.
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>>345450869
>Vote for someone else
>Someone votes for you
>1 vote
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>>345450927
Sometimes I hear a different sound when someone votes, I assume that it's when they vote themselves.
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>>345450923
Yes. By your definition, Mercy is a shit character and a worse support than Zenyatta, Lucio is a worse support than Symmetra, and D.Va is the best tank in the game. Her winrate is only high because people switch off of her after they lose the first point and don't switch off if they win.

Do you even play the game?
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>>345445913
I play solo and got very good skill rating and have fun.
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RADA RADA
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>>345450869
Fuck you man when the rest of the team hasn't done jack shit and I'm the only one with a card you're damn tooting right I'll vote myself
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>>345451248
not only do I vote for myself, I announce in chat that I voted for myself
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>>345451136
Mercy is a shit character, her only saving grace is her ultimate so you can pull off a double push after enemies use their ults.
Her damage is pathetic and damage boost is even worse, shes fragile and her healing output is garbage.
Zenyatta is fragile but his damage output is ridiculous, Lucio is borderline flawless and Symetra is a defense hero in the wrong hero type.
High rated Mercy's just have to hide and get treated like an over glorified health pickup because their team runs back to them for healing, they can never by in the thick of a fight unless theyre suiciding for a res.
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>>345450869
I do this always
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>>345451353
>Mercy is a shit character
Opinion discarded. She has a 100% pickrate amongst groups of good players for a reason.
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>>345435520
>that one part of the bgm that sounds like music being played from someones mic
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>literally forced to play tank/support every single game
>even if i instalock anything else
Why are offensive mains so fucking autistic.
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>>345451504
holy shit thats a big koala
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>>345446086
>Playing symetra and filling the hole with turrets at the rim to fuck up any lucio, genji etc that uses it to hide from ults.

Also, why do people think symetra is a defense only character? She's the most powerful in KotH, then on offense, then on defense, with some maps being even or swapped. People try to play her like torb or only use her for her teleporter which is just mercy's rez but staggered. It's main advantage is that you can sneak to the back of the point on offense and get your whole team through and on the point without the enemy realizing.
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>>345450869
I commend myself if I feel like I deserve it
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>>345451568
She sucks in kotand attack . Watch any tourney ever
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Reminder for tommarows patch.

All self healing heroes will now charge thier own ults when self healing, most ult charge rates have been adjusted to compensate.

This however doesn't mean shit becuse if you are a 76,Hog,or reaper you will be shitting out more ults a round than eer before.

Roadhog gets nearly FIFTEEN FUCKING PERCENT ult charge on a full self heal.
Reaper gets 4% per fucking soul orb

Go now, armed with this knowledge and take a giant smelly Q on the enemy team.
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>>345449592
http://webmshare.com/play/XNB7a
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>>345451871
Patch is confirmed for tomorrow?

Is it just balance changes or Ana as well?
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>>345451871
>Roadhog gets nearly FIFTEEN FUCKING PERCENT ult charge on a full self heal.
Did they change it again? When I first tested it I got 20% for a full vape. Either way, it's still gonna be insane.
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>>345451490
Because of her ultimate enabling a double push, that is the literal only reason she is picked.
Watch anyone in the 70s or higher stream and watch their mercy.
They're 100% hiding all of the time, sometimes not even healing people.
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>>345451871
>Reaper gets 4% per soul orb
NON-STOP INFINITE CLIMAX.
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>>345451136
What are you even talking about. First off, using my definition - based entirely off win rate - you got every example exactly wrong. Secondly, if people only have to switch off her 38% of the time because they lost objective A, that means she is a GOOD character because 62% of the time while defending objective she wins.

I understand that there are deviations (McCree being at 49% before nerf) but saying Symmetra isn't a good character is retarded. She has a port, microwave turrets that slow and damage a fuckton, a primary gun that does increased damage the longer you stand near her, and a secondary fire that can pass through shields and does high damage and shield her teammates. She is capable of blocking off an entire flank by herself while providing an instant port back to defense and giving her team extra health. not only in writing does she sound good, but in game she is better, shown by her win rate.
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>>345451871
>Reaper gets 4% per fucking soul orb

Did he get an ult charge increase like the other heroes that can self heal? I don't remember reading any reaper changes in the PTR notes
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>>345451871
>tommarows patch.

It's tomorrow?
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>>345450779

Much more fun when high noon man ults. I run right up into his face with deflect, worse case scenario I buy my team time cause he's afraid to shoot.
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>>345452050
Naw senpai. His ult charge rate hasn't been touched yet.
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>>345450776
>too storng at the level i play

rank 40 shitters are irrelevant
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>>345451871
As a Roadhog main, this pleases me greatly
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>>345451871
Dis gon b gud/
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>>345452116
So it's a just a straight buff?

That's a bit weird, but he might need it if McCree becomes used a lot again
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>>345452081
Mccree wilc cncel it and get 50 percent charge back
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>>345451553
>want to play s76 but we need a tank
>play reinheart instead
>win game and get gold for elims
I fucking love that big nigga
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>>345452251

So I just saved my teammates who were marked. There's no downside to this.
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>>345451871
>if you are a 76,Hog,or reaper you will be shitting out more ults a round than eer before.


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
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>>345451871
I'm assuming no, but just to be sure, the "Self heal adds to ult charge" does not apply to Zen/Sym/Zarya shield regen, right?
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>>345452231
They probly forgot to change his rate.
But yeah Mccree is gonna see WAY more play since they completely reversed his play style from "Fan the hammer man" to "the second best sniper in the game" Good Mccrees on the PTR only use the flashbang to escape back to medium range now and rarely even FtH,.
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>>345452417
Not that I noticed. Seems to only be healing skills.
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>>345452047
I'm not saying she's not a good character. Just using some 3rd party site's winrate that includes quickplay data as a measure of how good a character is completely retarded. Symmetra is F tier in actual competitive gameplay because nobody plays her, Mercy is on the bottom of the list while she's A tier, mandatory on almost every map, attack or defense.
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>>345452315
>want to play junkrat but we need a support
>play lucio instead
>6 minutes of enemy steamrolling us I hold the gold medal for eliminations with 2

Offense plz
Plz offense
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>>345451991
No shit sherlock. A dead mercy is a useless mercy.
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>>345452334
But it is not most devasting thing to deflect since mccree has complete control over it and can choose to cancel unlike say reaper
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>>345452606

All I said was it's more fun.
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>>345451814
She's OP as fuck in KotH are you joking? Her turrets take no time to set up and can add up to significant damage in enemy routes because there's no time to approach calmly, or can make a room a safe space for your team to escape to. Her right click is almost an instant kill on squishy heros and is perfect for filling doorways or long hallways or ambushing from behind and going right into beam for near instant kills on anything but tanks.

And her left click is the strongest KotH weapon fucking ever. It locks on, perfect for taking out anyone who's trying to contest with avoidance like genji/tracer, and it is EASY to wipe the whole enemy team because it's best used by building it up on the enemy tank/mei's icewall (which your own Mei can give you if you ask) and then wiping out fuckers one by one because they HAVE to group up on the tiny point if they want to get anything done, meaning they either have to try and burst me down which is hard as fuck because I can jump around like a fuckhead and still do the highest dps in the game, or book it and run away, giving up on the point until their team shows up again.

Even without her teleporter she is the best character on KotH, and most of the time you can still sneak a teleporter pretty fucking close.

Everyone hates symetra because they just treat her like a shitty version of torb or go "ugh she can't heal she's a shitty support" because they're fucking stupid and can't see her uses.
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>>345452730
>She's OP as fuck in KotH are you joking
Maybe at rank 40, lmao.
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>>345450779
When reflecting Widowmaker Shots, is the shot reflected at where you are aiming or is it rebounded to its source?
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>>345450629
I've only just started playing MGS2 but I got to that point only yesterday so this was actually really funny in my opinion
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>>345452868
Where you're aiming.
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It's a "my team sucks but I'm a golden god episode" from the enemy's chat
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>>345452517
But you cant disregard those type of stats either because her win rate is correlated with the amount she is played, which is only on defense on payload maps and capture maps. Useless? Absolutely not. Situational? 100% yes. If you pick her on attack or KOTH then she is useless.
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>>345452730
Or you can just be lucio or mei and do the same thing better
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>>345452868
Where you're aiming, but from the videos I've seen of it I think it inflates the hitbox so you can more easily make the epig reflect headshot plays :DD
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>>345445756
Koth is the only mode worth playing
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>>345448702
>play genji
>always do really well

Feels good
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>Lose
>Guy on enemy team that did fuck all starts talking shit

God this makes me so fucking mad
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>>345451871
MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
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>>345452398
As a hog I feel like his ult isn't all that useful, only rare situations where you are in an enclosed space against multiple people that somehow has no Genji, Zarya, Rein, D.va, another Hog, etc.

I try to use it to push niggas off the point but even then its just a minor annoyance that gains me tons of team focuse, the thing that makes Roadhogs die.
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>>345453465
Always call out fags who talk shit on the enemy team, whether it's about you or their team

Don't forget to add a few :^)
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>>345427643

>implying kuso!... isn't the best

i like how smug he is with Ha, tainash, especially coupled with the young skins
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>>345453465
Just report and move on.
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>>345453878
>reporting people for hurting your feelings
hurf durf feggtz git off mai vidyer
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>>345453937
Stop being so toxic buddy :^)
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>>345445756

>play on the chinese tower map yesterday
>go pharah, have a great streak and a great time
>concussion blast at least 8-9 people in one round down into oblivion
>end up blasting the same roadhog 3 times into the pits
>last roadhog kill was me just shooting a conc randomly towards the enemy 2 sec before overtime ended, enemy team laughs like hell in chat at their roadhog being blasted down, like pure salt in wound

We became bros after that though, he laughed it off as well
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>>345451953
after season ends like in diablo 3. competitive season ends augusts 18th.
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>>345444152
>Need healing!
>Keeps running between walls and jumping on roofs
Fucking hell mate you know you need line opf sight to get heals right?

>D.Va standing next to me after healing boost
>Has 60% health because she's playing D.Va on koth
>Need healing!
>Need healing!
>Need healing!
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>>345454249
>competitive season ends augusts 18th.
well shit, that was fast
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>>345454373
theres one month break until season 2 starts. somewhere in september
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>double Lucio
>both have the WOO voice line
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>>345454683

Yeah I didn't understand the "off season" part, does that mean you won't rank up or down or what exactly?
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>>345454353
>attacking Kings Row A
>everybody fighting around the statue
>our genji pokes his head out from the little sniper window behind the point
>Need Healing!
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>>345451871
Mei's face when
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>>345421835

Iyaaaa gomen gomen
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>>345454731
>not having WHY ARE YOU SO ANGRY
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>>345455051
Oh, god no. And they didn't adjust her ult to compensate either.
Shit, fuck. Her ult is the most annoying fucking shit.
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>>345454353
>widow standing on top of some sniper spot
>can just barely see the tip of her head, not enough line of sight to heal her
>spams "need healing" while just standing there scoped

fucking jump down to me and then grapple yourself back up you whore
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How do you do the quick damage combo with genji? I've heard about it before, and I've most certainly had it done to me.

Is it rmb, shift then melee? Or is it rmb melee, then shift? Or some other order? I keep trying to do it in training but can't quite get it to work.
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>>345454731
>Golden Granpa Rein with Flex Emote and "Catchphrase!"
>I have the same set up so I switch to Rein
>a 3rd Golden Rein joins us
GAO
GAI
GRANPAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>345455501
Rmb melee shift iirc

Melee cancels the rmb animation and shift cancels the melee animation
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>Play Brawl
>Select Lucio
I have never, ever played Lucio so hard
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>>345455536
>giant golden lion with a huge-ass hammer

Fuck, I was GGG all this time and never even realized it.
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>>345455783
Feel the healing beat
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>>345449852

She has a high winrate because people rarely stay as her until they lose. In any 2CP map most people switch off after the first point is lost, or they stay as her until they win because the other team never managed to cap the first point. In KotH they switch off once their team is attacking, or stay on if they manage to take and hold the points.

Symmetra is situational as hell as a hero, but in the the situations she's good, she's really good.
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>>345450869
>vote for someone else
>one person, and only one, votes you up
>it looks like you voted yourself up
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>friend insta-picks genji even when someone else is someone else already plays him
>"I'm the only one doing shit" when we lose
>"we won because of me" when he finishes 3 guys with his ult on the final point
I play Zarya a lot and I make sure to never shield him
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>>345455501
Rmb, melee, dash
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>>345450869
>Reaper has 0 votes
>vote for him and call him out on voting for himself
>guy from his team writes "typical reaper"
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>>345455841
Believe in your Courage
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>>345455212
>they didn't adjust her ult to compensate either.
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>>345455752
>>345456183
How close do you have to be? It feels like other genjis do it from 20 feet away but mine does pitiful damage if it's more than 5 feet away.
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>>345431945
t. genji player
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>>345456190
That's mean, anon.
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>>345456369
In melee range obviously. It does like instant160 damage if you hit all 3 shurikens and land the melee and dash
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>>345450907
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>>345455995
He knows your selflessness. That's all that matters.
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>>345456369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb5wqleyVFo
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>>345453095
>>345452825
>I can't play a character therefore she's useless
Symetra is OP as fuck, the only reason she isn't getting adjusted like everyone else is because nobody uses her because they just want her to get easy kills like torb because she's a "builder" or generic healing because she's "support"

Symetra can carry the whole team on KotH, she makes pockets of safety in an instant with turrets, she makes squishy but vital characters like tracer or zenyatta more survivable, she cuts down on walkback time to mitigate enemy momentum and ultwipes, her beam does literal highest dps in the game, on par with genji's ult and has a range of "anything in the objective zone is your bitch", her orbs punish anyone taking narrow paths, and her health/shield split allow her to fight in the thick of it and as long as you survive guarantees you'll have a decent amount of health for the next wave if your healer is off sucking dicks.
She is built from the ground up for KotH, every single one of her abilities is best used in KotH. Just because you haven't fought with or against a good one doesn't mean she's not.

It's like bastion, he's near worthless in higher levels if you play him like just a stationary turret, but he's still incredibly good if you constantly move him and treat his transform as a minigun spin up instead of "well I'll sit still forever now"
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>tfw mid 40's rank
>tfw team's Genji is almost NEVER good
>can't even get a 2-1 k/d no matter the hours they put in
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>>345456768
>It's like bastion, he's near worthless in higher levels if you play him like just a stationary turret, but he's still incredibly good if you constantly move him and treat his transform as a minigun spin up instead of "well I'll sit still forever now"
It's amazing how many people don't get this, just be torb if you want a stationary turret
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>Its a Genji steps into your Steel trap again episode

I love seeing genjis standing here helpless, its almost sexual. Same with tracer.
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>>345456889
>They start reflecting as you punch them in the face
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>>345447930
Stupidest fucking thing ever is that he can reflect the splash damage of my Junkrat sticky bomb
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YOSH

N-E-ME TURRET DESTROYED
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>>345457289
>weakened McCree in a fight with Genji
>Genji starts deflecting
>throw flashback beside him
>it explodes, I die
I just don't get it
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Are all melee damages the same?
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>>345457510
>N-M-E Turret destroyed
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>>345457289
Not if the mine is already down. He can reflect thrown things like flashbang, sticky mine, and Mei ult.

The reflected sticky mine is still remote controlled by you.
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>>345457873
Yes, only "exceptions" are Reinhardt's or Toblerone's hammer
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>>345457143
>Defending point
>Enemy reinhard backed in a corner
>Nades doing nothing
>Walk up to him and punch him in the face
>"IAAAGH"

fun times
lives on and oooon
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>>345458008
thanks
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>>345457873
>qt swiss waifu pistolwhip
>30 damage
>punch from a huge space gorilla
>30 damage
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>>345457289
I'm fairly sure he deflects the sticky bomb itself, not the explosion. The sticky bomb will still by detonated by the Junkrat but it will count as Genji's damage and thus will damage Junkrat but not Genji.
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>>345457289
>>345457586
I saw a video where someone tested Genjis deflect and said the hitbox was like Rein's shield

You can attack from the side and back but anywhere near the front is his hitbox
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>>345457970
GET ME A HERO TO CLOBBAH DAT DERE GENJI
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>>345458132
this is what I had in mind, seems like characters like Harambe should do more melee dmg
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>>345456009
>Playing symetra
>guy shit talking us
>Shield everyone but him
>He whines
>Make him ask nicely before I give them to him
>His hero (reaper obviously) thanks me
>"You're welcome. See, good manners aren't so hard are they?"
>He teleports directly onto the point and instantly dies anyways.
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>>345452730
>meaning they either have to try and burst me down which is hard as fuck because I can jump around like a fuckhead

one day you'll get out of the trench my son

>Jumping randomly... no other hero can pull that one off! It's a fool proof defense!
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>>345445913
Keep watching anime. Im sure that's how you make friends.
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>>345458697
you actually make a lot of friends through watching anime lmao, do you know how many people watch that shit. the only downside is that they're all autistic
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>>345452868
reflected where you are aiming with the reflectee having a larger hitbox, particularly with hitscan weapons.
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>>345456768
>symmetra can carry a whole team

She's one of the few characters that is literally considered useless if the rest of your team is bad. If your team doesn't play around your microwave then you might as well pick anyone else.

HER PORTALS ARE GOOD, her E is trash, and her gun might as well be buffed to 1.5 second charge instead of 3, because you are usually dead unless the other player is a potato.
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>>345458132
I fucking wish bastion was equipped pneumatic ram or something for melee that did 50

beep boop motherfuckers
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>>345458920
>making weeb loser friend
that's no improvement at all.
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>>345454171
I swear this EXACT same thing happened to me yesterday as hogman, down to me being shoved off at the end and it being potg. Only difference is that I never spoke with the pharah.
Spooky
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>Stop playing Genji
>Try Pharah

PLAY NICE, PLAY PHARAH. PLAY NICE
I like Pharah now and got called a hacker once
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I'M GOING FOR THE TOBLA STEE
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>>345459409
>Literally considered
And she shouldn't be, if people actually gave her a shot and played her right they wouldn't think that. The only thing symetra needs is for the enemy to be distracted for 2 seconds, after that ANYONE that tries to square up against you is going to fucking die, the only characters that have a chance are Roadhog if he can really aim and gets a lucky spread, Zarya if she's already fullcharge and has a ready or Reinhardt if he gives up his shield and focuses on you. Reaper can sometimes escape by wraithing out, and tracer can get away if she uses all her blinks but they can't take you down, and as soon as they disengage your shields will recharge while they'll have to find a healer or medkit.
Pharah is probably the hardest counter but most of the time she's going to have to stay low enough to be within range if she's on the objective. Otherwise you just stay behind cover until she's within range.

>>345458678
No other hero can keep up with her dps while jumping to avoid like she can. Even if they have god tier korean k-style ability to maintain focus on target while jumping all around them, symetra STILL does more dps, and only needs to be pointing in the right direction within spitting distance. I'm not saying jumping around is unique, but that she has the best possible weapon to do it.
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>>345460223
>ogon po gotovnosti
I never would have guessed.
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>>345460265
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>mfw Zarya says "get in there!"
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>>345460223
I'M GOING FOR THE TOE NASTY
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>>345460795
I want Zarya to crush my dick into a paste in the crook of her giant muscley arm.
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>Be deaf
>Don't know the personality of the characters or any of their lines because THERE ARE NO FUCKING SUBTITLES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>See loading screen tooltips like "More dangerous abilities can often be heard coming"


JUST HIRE A FUCKING INTERN FOR A DAY TO TYPE THAT SHIT OUT
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>>345461274
[cowboy boots clinking loudly]
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>>345460273
>>345459409
They could also just give Symmetra a flat 10% movement speed like they've done with Genji and Tracer. Would allow her to not be completely cucked against everyone with a movement skill.

Then again I don't really understand what the logic behind Tracer and Genji's bonus movement speed is. Genji having bonus speed during ult has some justification (Genji's ult actually gives him even more speed added to his already faster base speed) but Reaper, Reinhardt, Winston and Symmetra are very dependant on being at the correct range too and they don't get special treatment.
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>>345421835
>playing that little fuckboy
how embarrassing...
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>>345461501
WOAH THERE [BAM BAM] [BIIIP]
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>>345458008
Saying toblerone is much more fun
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The true enemy of humanity is toilets.
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>>345462120
exquisite loos
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>>345461654
Symetra doesn't need the movement increase because her turrets slow down what they hit, so ideally you'll have your prey slowed to a crawl and distracted, by the time they realize they need to escape they'll be dead. Plus, her weapon has a long enough range and lockon, so that she doesn't actually have to move that quickly to keep pouring it on. Basically she has a circle around her and she's in the center, anyone in it is going to take damage and to try and avoid her they have to traverse the entire outside of the circle, while she has to make smaller motions, move smaller distances, to keep that circle on them, while the enemy being hit has basically one option which is to dash in a straight line away from her otherwise they'll die because after one second, there is basically nobody except a few tanks and maybe reaper with a lucky spread headshot that can do enough dps to kill her first, definitely not if she has healing from anything, even lucio's piss trickle of ambient healing makes her nearly unbeatable.

Genji and tracer are fast to help them get in, out, and around the enemy, symetra is built to kill anything that comes close with her beam, and threaten/punish anyone far away with her fire and forget superdamage orbs.
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>>345462120
Seriously why the fuck are indians so afraid of toilets? Do they actually think that they're haunted?
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>>345462465
I wish I could hate this artist to death.
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>>345459489
Hes a giant robot, his fist should break the smaller heroes necks.
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>>345463012
he is a transforming gun, punching too hard could damage his more delicate parts and compromise his shooting. Machines are built for a specific purpose, just because he's a robot doesn't mean he's stronger/more durable in all ways, why waste time/resources making your turret bot able to punch harder when he's built to shoot not punch?
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>>345453465
>fag with 0 medals on enemy team starts talking shit
>call him out on his faggotry
>''hahahahaha U MAD?''

''u mad'' is probably the worse thing that's ever happened to the gaming scene, besides the words ''gaming scene''. It gives faggots a silver bullet without having to use any brainpower to win the argument.
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>>345463703
>Giant metal arm
>doesnt break human bones
Come on man
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>>345463737
Reported for using some sort of hack that shows other players medals
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>>345463737

>Damn right I'm mad, you're fucking useless

Embracing it is how you beat it anon
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>>345463873
Genji uses a knife when you use melee so he should do more damage as well according to your logic. Zarya should also do more melee damage than most champions because she's fucking hueg.
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>>345439174
Literally autistic
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>>345463737
u mad?
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>>345464154
If the game would be realistic reinhardt would one shot everyone because his hammer is bigger than most heroes and it has a fucking jet engine attached to it.
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>>345464037
Some guy on the enemy team had 4 golden medals and he wasn't a healer. He could've had silver or bronze medals but no one gives a fuck about that.
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>>345463873
That giant metal arm isn't solid, plus it's onyl as strong as the "muscle" propelling it, the joint supporting it, etc. It's possible for large machinery to be more fragile than it appears when stressed in ways it was not meant for, especially compared to the human body, which automatically heals itself at a cellular level and makes adjustments to compensate for damage. Bastion was obviously not built for punching things extremely hard.

I understand your argument, and I'm not saying it's invalid, I'm just providing an explanation for why he doesn't do more damage than the humans. you can "should or shouldn't" all you want, he DOES do the same damage as everyone else, because providing a flat baseline for a shared skill is the most reasonable option in a hero based game.
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>>345439174
>ginji keeps trying to kill me
>laugh when they stand still and use deflect on light
only problem i have is trying to kill tanks like reinhardt with fuck 'uge attacking hitboxes
3 hits and I'm down.
roadhog is a bit easier cause i juke the shit out of them.

i also like that damage amplifier carries on to other targets so i murder the shit one after another of the squishy targets
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>>345464735
Of course its due to balance, i appreciate your explanation though
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Why are Genji players so predictable?

>loser genji presses his deflect
>always presses shift towards you or away
>mostly towards you
>play reaper, press shift and he uses shift past your wraith form
>1 tap genji in his head

Literally too easy, keep being predictable Genji players.
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>>345462684
They'd rather poop in their holy river, which they also dump garbage and corpses, bathe in, and drink from.
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>>345464154
Melees shoud've totally been rebalanced and made so that not all characters are equal. Make melee for most zarya/winston/hog stronger, rein can remain the same while his has a sweeping larger hitbox. Make bastion and DVA mech harder hitting but with longer recovery after use. Make meis instantly remove frozen effect but deal much higher damage on fully frozen. Make genjis and tracer do same or less damage but with faster recovery so they can attack faster. Melee is fucking dull right now and mostly only used as extra slap before you start reloading if you're close, it's dull and stupid/
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>>345462012
I forget where the silly döts go so I don't bother to write the name correctly
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>>345464735
Bastion should totally have a hard hitting melee as extra gimmick. Right now it's the most boring fucking pick there is.

>weaker version of 76 rifle
>minigun mode
>slow interruptable heal
Has a big hitbox, no movement abilities, have you ever seen a bastion actually use their melee? Getting punched by bastion should slap the player with a huge penalty
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>>345432303
fucking instead of using your shift to get into that postion you can save it to run for a healthpack. Im not a genji main but when i play him i camp near healthpacks or at least keep one a nice distance away.
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>>345462684
YES, THEY ACTUALLY DO

Look up the whole "Toilet witch" thing. Don't have the article, but it's actually gotten so bad Indian adults tell children not to use toilets because they're afraid they'll be abducted by witches.
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>>345421835
Eugene Okay Okay
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>>345432780
>NOW TRAVELING TO ANUBIS
Try again dumbass
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>>345461084
I want her to fuck me with her massive futa cock
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Does symmetra slomo hadoukens stop soon as it hits an enemy? Or pass thru multiple enemys until it disappears on its own? Does it ignore all shields?
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>>345469068
I'm pretty sure it passes through everything including Zarya's barrier. It can be deflected though.
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>>345469068
Pass through everything except D. Matrix and deflect
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Please tell me there's a feels good lotion of Genji around.

That's how I always fucking feel when the enemy flankers can't counter me and rape their Mercy or find their Bastion unattended to.
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>>345434238
It works sometime

>my team is chasing genji around our backline
>ignoring the payload
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>>345449063
>Mada Mada
solo kills
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>>345445541
Please see a doctor about your hearing
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>>345445913
Its a online multiplayer game you idiot
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>>345439174
>Do not D.Va from the plan and victory shall be ours
What did she mean by this?
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>>345453865
I like when he says "Enemies are entering the point, let us welcome
Them!"
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>>345439174
I don't think so
>I don't think so
I don't think so
>I don't think so
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>>345465267
Oh the iron knee
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>>345470609
Oh you
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>Tfw D.VA is better without the mech
>Hollywood
>Lose mech
>Snipe Bastions, Turrets, and even other D.VAs from a distance with pistol safely in a room with a health pack
I got PoTG like this I will upload it one day
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>>345472545
What the fuck, concept 3 is badass, much better than final
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>>345473443
Everyone says that
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>>345452584
>play Mercy
>get gold with 1 elimination
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>>345473805
Loli D.va with her Fisher Price MEKA in 1. is also adorable, but I guess lolis getting killed ingame is a big no-no.
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>>345472545
I want that first pilot design.
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>>345474015
>>345474854
Same. Especially when it doesn't have the gay facepaint
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>>345439174
>Impressive!
>I don't think so.
>Why do you struggle?
>Freezing moans

Symmetra best girl.
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>>345454353
>playing Lucio on Ilios
>friend playing Zen
>instalock level 200+ Genji joins
>he's literally the only one on our team who dies the whole first round
>Genji: "bad healers"
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>>345460483
Holy fuck I just played with this guy last night. I got an airshot on him as Lucio and he got salty as fuck.
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>>345476590
>>345476585
How desperate are you to trick somebody that you post this twice
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>>345454731
>>345455185
>Not having YOU GOTTA BELIEVE

plebs detected
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>>345430912

Yes
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HEEEEEEREEE THEEEEY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
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MIGOTO
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>>345431854
funny thing is it applies to most genji players, add in not touching the payload or getting on a defense point during overtime
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>Ahoka? When he kills you
That triggers the shit out of me
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>>345442387
epic.
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