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>Water-based level
Why do these always suck?
Swamp levels are worse. In both cases movement is hindered and the visuals are usually ass.
Hydrophobia gets a pass on shit-water crap because it was pretty.
Ice based levels are always worse and you know it.
>>345392616
WHAT'S
Fire base levels are worse.
>the floor is made of lava
>if you touch it you die
>>345392616
Because 90% of all cases, your movement becomes sluggish as fuck and you lose most of your abilities you have above ground. They're made unfun by design because devs don't have the good sense to make your character fun to control in the first place.
>>345392616
Is time for a underwater escort mission.
>>345392616
What was his name again, /v/?
>>345392974
I don't mind swamp levels too much because in the games that I've played with them, they're usually atmospheric as fuck.
>>345393573
Dan "The man with a plan to lick her clam, tie her up and slap her with his ham, start with 2 fingers then his hand, no reporting and no bans, fondle her clit then her clans, rip off her clothes and throw her in the van, not one, not two, but a 6 man gangbang, into her mouth right inside her, make that pussy wider and wider, soth smooth skin better is the whiter, pound her so hard that they call me the human collider, give me a ciggie this'll be an all-nighter, don't go soft got to be a hard rider, hold her tighter she's a fighter, we won't kill you if you stay quieter" Schneider
Fuck, what's that guy's name and why do I always forget
>>345392616
Hydrocity is fucking awesome
>>345392616
>>345393573
>>345393704
dan really needs to get gassed
>>345392616
MGS 2
La Mulana
Shadow of the Colossus
Mario games
etc etc
all great water levels
tldr don't play western games cuck
>>345393006
Ice levels tend to be pretty as fuck, though.
>>345393587
Is that a fact? What's a good swamp level?
>>345396260
DKC2 has an entire world of them and they're pretty good.
>Sewer based level
Why are these always shit?
>>345396260
Ice levels are fun because they always have a slide that throws off the normal jumps. Wahts shitty is the mechanical levels with pistons and shit that throws off the pacing a lot
>>345398949
Because they are lowest-common-denominator level design. It's stupidly easy to put together a sewer level.
Also, because you're literally walking in sit.
>>345392616
It's like ice levels, where people feel the pressing need to have players slide around like assholes for no reason other than "everyone else does/did it"
>mustard based level
>>345392616
shut your whore mouth.
>>345394190
Counterpoint: Legend of Zelda, Sonic. Especially Adventure 2 for the latter.
>>345399919
This game is kind of bland in general, but the water level isn't particularly worse than anywhere else.
>>345401901
The only especially "bad" water level in a Zelda game that I can think of is OoT's Water Temple, which is not really bad because of the level itself, but because of the way the inventory is handled in the N64 version.
Well, then there's the shit they pull in OoA, too, I guess. Fuck that.
>>345399753
i want to buy that line stamp pack just for that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDvKwSVuUGA
Not all of them.
>>345401901
Not really a counterpoint, my only claim is that western devs can't design water levels for shit. Even though that is a stupid generalization and I retract it.
>>345396260
Majora's mask had a pretty good swamp level
>>345392616
B-but water levels in Mega Man games are always awesome?
>>345393573
Dan "The hymen divider" Schneider
>child stars
Why do there always suck his dick?
lel
>>345393573
>r
Dan "She's not hitting the screen, until i'm dick punching her spleen" Schneider
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>345392616
looks like someone doesnt like having finny fun
>>345399412
>you're literally walking in sit.
what did he mean by this?
>>345393573
Dan "Let me suck your toes and i'll give you a show" Schneider
