Playing as anything other than an elf
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>Playing as anything other than an elf
>playing as a male elf
>>345356787
>anime elves
The blandest and most boring elves.
>>345356787
>Male and Female elves are completely interchangeable with one another
>>345355820
People who do this are pretty gay.
The only way to be more of an obvious knob polisher is to play a female character.
>>345356967
Shit setting.
pointy eared hypocrites
>>345355820
If it's a generic Tolkien "muh forest and bows" elf then fuck that. That shit is for faggots and hambeasts.
If it's actual interesting elves like in TES then bring it the fuck on mang.
>>345355820
They tend to have shit stats, and they also tend to be ugly as sin for some reason. The only rpg I've ever played where it actually pays to be an elf is Arcanum, because extra dexterity means extra AP and you can have more tech skills while retaining neutral aptitude.
>Not playing an orc
NO
BGC
EQUALS
ANGER
>Not playing superior Drow
FUCKING ELF-POSTERS
>be me
>normal height halfling bard
>see pretty elf girl
>hand her a flower
>here menacing fucking cackle
>see manlet fucking elf behind her with fake blonde hair (guarenteed fake)
>grab her shoulder
>she looks at me like i'm a fucking anomaly
>painting elf starts laughing to
>decides to paint a picture of the scene
>i run away back to my hubble
I can't fucking stand elves. And the dirty fucking elf who painted the picture decided to reprint pictures and sell them everywhere.
I refuse to post it, I'm fucking embarassed. Hate elves. Hope humans see the truth and start fucking burning them alive.
>not playing the superior race of humans and ensuring that non-human filth knows it's place
>>345357617
Superior extra skill points.
Elfs are literally the best, anyone who says otherwise is a butthurt Orc faggot
>>345357935
At least post some real elves, you faggot.
>>345357935
>not embracing the midget ball of rage within you and chopping their ears off with a battle axe
its like you don't know how to live senpai
>>345357372
Yeah, a midget d&d elf with crippling level adjustment who then has to waste a precious feat slot so as not to have a penalty to everything in daylight. Plus all the issues of playing a member of a famously retarded-evil race of demon worshipers. Drow are so bad I consider them challenge mode for veteran players.
>people from /tg/ complain about elves being all hoighty toighty
>they then go on about how great humans/dwarves are
>>345358142
Being a living embarrassment to your ancestors, gods and clan, how inspiring. I bet you talk in a fake Scottish accent, too.
>>345358417
Dwarves are shit. It's for homos who are to afraid to play something properly like an orc or a troll.
Elves are for Rape
>>345357595
>Normal height
>>345358749
This is my favorite meme!
