...Letho?
No, savage.
FACT:radovid sucks cocks
>>345328872
Very true, I'm not sure why would ever go for his ending. He leads a literal pack of witch hunters who blow massive dicks and are ridiculously easy to kill, I literally kill them every time I see them in novigrad. I never encountered one that was hard 2 kill.
>>345328872
The other thing that bothers me about this game is you think his missions would become unavailable when he realized every time I encounter his witch hunters I kill them. You think he would be like, "Oh hey, this witcher is killin' my dudes everywhere, maybe he's not my friendo." No, I kept going back to his ship about phillipa. It's like he didn't give a shit that every time I saw his guys I killed them.
>>345330137
It was like this massive surprise when I eventuallykilled him
>letho gets left alone in kaer morhen after geralt moves to corvo bianco
>geralt doesn't even invite him there
>>345330394
A witcher never dies in his own bed.
>>345328264
Ciri, I'm wolf school.
>>345331369
>>345328264Get him on board I'll call it in.
>>345331501
TELL ME ABOUT LETHO. WHY DOES HE KILL THE KINGS?
>>345332341
Lotta Loyalty for a hiredsword
>>345330137
How would he find out if you kill them?
>>345333924
The fact that hundreds of witch hunters are dying in the streets of Novigrad because some gray haired witcher keeps killing them all.
>>345333924
Someone would probably witness it, and literally everyone in the Witcher universe knows who Geralt is unless they're some retarded bitch-ass peasant.
Should I kill letho in 2? First time I spared him but I don't know he's a squirrel-fucker and killed the kingbro
>>345330485
>Geralt will die in his bed
>>345334068
>unless they're some retarded bitch-ass peasant.
You mean like the vast majority of people?
>hurr durr why doesn't this character know that I killed all his men when all of them are dead and none of them can report on it. This isn't fucking Skyrim where NPCs get updates about what you're doing on their smartphones
>>345334082
Witchers don't kill other witchers. At least to my mind.
>>345334393
I always spare Letho, but it's fair to say that he's strayed from the path. Cat school are fuckers, but he wasn't evil cat school.
>>345334370
I literally killed 10 witch hunters in the square while he was giving a speech surrounded by burned corpses. I also killed 5 priests of the eternal fire, because fuck them as well.
>>345334082
I always kill him in 2. People keep calling him a dindu but her killed my nigga Foltest
>>345334082
He killed Vernon Broche's favorite king. Kill the fucker.
>Really enjoy Iorveth's and Saskia's route in Witcher 2
>Really excited to see what becomes of them in Witcher 3
>Not even in the fucking game or DLC
What the FUCK was the point of all my decisions in TW2 when NONE of them mattered?
>>345334393
I already killed Berengar, so who fucking cares
Witcher or not, if you're a douche you're getting a steel sword in your chest
>>345334582
But berengar was a total bro too. He came to help you when you fought the sandnigga dude.
>>345334473
He's from the Viper school.
>>345334576
God i live vernon so much, too bad he doesn't do much in 3
>>345334496
What an edgelord, you should be playing something like Dragon Age.
>>345334082
>Foltest
>Bro
Take this smug anime face
>>345334705
>total bro
He betrays kaer moren like twice, gets kidnapped by salamandra, works with it and then acts like a douche until the late game
He probably didn't deserve to die by my hand, but he didn't deserve forgiveness either
He died because I called him out on his bullshit, it's his fault
>>345334754
I'm literally the butcher of Blaviken, I don't give a fuck if you think I'm 4 edgy 4 u.
>>345334082
Letho saved Yen and also saves Triss at the end of TW2 if you don't. He's not a total bro like some faggots pretend but he's not a malicious edgelord either. I like to let him live.
>>345334754
I don't think he's an edgelord for killing the witch hunters. They're portrayed as total assholes throughout the entire game with no redeeming qualities. They attempt to kill or torture Geralt several times throughout the game.
YOU
SHITTY
LITTLE
IDIOT
So:
>Roche>Ioverth
>Roche Questline<Ioverth questline
That is the consensus?
Lambert, Lambert, what a prick
>>345336042
I liked the drinking quests. I did the thing with Yenns wifi device. Called the Jews and Yenn turned it off.
>>345334579
Iorveth and Saskia die in the comic, they released it alongside Hearts of Stone.
Iorveth doesn't actually appear "on-screen" in it but Saskia is shown to have stayed behind in Vergen to defend it from Nilfgaardian invasion but Nilfgaard wins and kills everyone. It's implied Iorveth was there as well.
tl;dr they dead
>>345336042
ESKEL, YOU DRUNK, GET OUT HERE
>>345330394
Nobody cares about Letho, he wasn't even required for the "full crew" achievement
>>345335872
Iorveth was nothing but stale lord of the rings memes
0/10
>>345336684
>he wasn't even required for the "full crew" achievement
Making him required would literally make it impossible for some people to 100% the game.
I refused to fuck Triss. Did I screw up?
>>345334579
Hopefully this'll teach you to not expect already massive games to carry over world changing choices between them.
Anyone who thought their choices in W1 & W2 would matter outside of some flavour text was fooling themselves (goes for people who whine about it in Mass Effect too).
>>345336908
>i didn't play into the hands of a manipulative shithead sorceress bitch, did I screw up?
No, no you did not.
Sorceresses are for pump and dump ONLY if anything at all. They are all treacherous whores.
>>345336908
You should fuck both Yen and Triss, since then you get Ciri to stay with you in Corvo Bianco.
>there are people who supported the whoreson Roche
He's nothing but a butcher who kills women and children
>>345334748
I know right? You have like, 2 quests with him where you basically do nothing but bail his ass out. He was such a bad ass in 2. Fucking Ves in 3 is just useless shit.
>>345337041
You don't need to fuck anyone to get Ciri to show up
>>345336591
RIP
I've played this game twice and I've not seen Letho. How the fuck do you get him? Did I somehow fuck up importing my TW2 save?
>>345337041
OH NO I FUCKED THIS UP TOO
>>345336908
Triss is a lying, manipulative cunt who only cares about sitting on Geralt's dick. She literally stays up all night at Kaer Morhen hoping he will come to her room and plow her (see Blood of Elves)
>>345337484
Have him alive and do a quest called The Fall of House Reardon
>>345337620
Goddamn it that means my save was fucked up then because I've done that quest - twice, and neither time did I get Letho and I definitely didn't kill him.
Now I have to play TW3 a third time. My backlog will never be reduced.
>>345337484
It seems to me, that Geralt's biggest problem is that he fucks every sorceress he meets. He banged Triss, Yenn, Keira. He just can't stop fucking strange women.
>>345337021
Daily reminder that only Shani truly cared about Geralt and never once tried to lie to, manipulate, or use him like Triss or Yennefer.
Shani is best girl.
>>345336908
No, you did good.
Triss is a cheap whore.
Go for the real woman.
>>345338291
Too bad I betrayed her and let triss have alvin
>>345338291
Shani is only girl
I can't believe people like Triss after her blatant manipulating and lying in W1 and W2. She's such a complete sociopath she even makes offhand jokes about using Geralt as her personal tool and taking advantage of his memory loss in every way possible in W3 like it was just a minor funny thing that happened once.
>>345338291
Shani wasn't in W3. She was only in W2 and 1.
>>345337092
Roche had a reason for killing those people. Don't want to be treated like a Jew don't act like one.
>>345338103
and Fringilla Vigo too
>>345337092
Fuck off Iorveth, you did the same thing more times for dumber reasons.
>>345338368
Well I dis it cause I want to be a good daddy and just want the best ending for Ciri, which would result from me making responsible decisions like that
>>345338786
Somebody didn't play the dlc
>>345339598
This.
I think Avalach says too that Ciri is worried if you are banging both Yen and Triss because she doesn't want anyone to be on bad terms with the others.
>>345328264
Sinking this ship...WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>345334393
Geralt kills at least two over the first two games.
>>345339743
Anyone to be on any bad terms with the others, and Geralt has fucked every sorceress that ever lived, wouldn't surprise me if he also fucked Phillipa Eihlhart
>>345340359
I think that's the one sorceress Yennefer would never forgive Geralt for fucking
>>345336591
https://twitter.com/Marcin360/status/617957157934379009
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Where_is_Iorveth%3F
>>345338786
She's in the Hearts of Stone DLC.
>>345340359
>bandits always yell "witchfucker!" while you're attacking their camps
>mfw it's true
>>345340669
daily reminder that Yarpen Zigrin and Sheldon Skaggs got burned to death in Vergen and their heads were impaled on poles
What fucking irritates me is that in the games Scoia'tael's entire motivation seems fake. They always talk about humans discriminating against elves and dwarves but apart from tiny quests where a pack of dirty peasants harrass a non-human it never really shows. I mean sure there is a lot of "racism" but not enough to justify straight-up murdering villagers and human soldiers. It may just be a dev's mistake of not creating the atmosphere of non-human discrimination but Scoia'tael just seem like SJWs gone wild, using their victimhood complex to justify being evil scum. Also IIRC in the books they were seen by most (even some non-humans) as terrorists and Geralt never sympathized with them but I may be wrong.
>>345341541
from the very start the Scoia'tael were just guerrilla fighters financed by Nilfgaard to disrupt the Northern Realms before a war.
They were never really justified.
>>345341541
They're a metaphor for Jews. They're shifty cunts that want to watch the world burn or they want to bring about Tir A Nar and let the elves rule the world. They go in and subvert shit and wonder why everyone gets pissed off at them. It's no wonder Geralt sided with Vernan Roche. The Elves did their shift Jewish shit and Vernon Roche was like, "Nope, not having it." and fucking killed them. Hell, even Avalach wanted to send Ciri to an Ice World to die.
>>345341541
Aren't elves literally invading the world that the games take place in?
>>345341913
Yes and no. Basically, every world sort of merged together and thus you get elves and monsters and specters and shit.
>>345341913
Those are Aen Elle, space nigger elves. They're kinda related to Aen Seidhe, but still are different race.
>>345335278
Geralt isn't the butcher of Blaviken becuase he's an indiscriminate, murderous psychopath. He is called so because he killed about nine people to stop them from killing even more
>>345341890
Now that I think about it, Roche would prolly be an alt-righter in today's world.
>>345341913
Scoia'tael are Aen Sidhe elves. They got genocided/outbred by humans a long time before the games and are barely relevant in the world. The Wild Hunt are Aen Elle OP elves from another dimension on a power trip.
If you didn't kill letho you are a cuckold plain and simple.
>>345342386
Leto didn't fuck Yen.
>>345342386
He didn't sleep with your bitch anon.
WAS GETTING CAUGHT PART OF YOUR PLAN?
>>345342493
>>345342495
>>345342503
>Implying that's the only way you can be a cuck
He gets you hideously tortured, almost gets you killed multiple times, kidnaps and kills your friends, and then at the end he's like
>Yeah I'm done now sorry bout all the shit you went through lol I dindu nuffin though bls let me go :----DDDdd
If you let him walk after that you're a cuck.
>>345342569
Of Course!
>>345328264
just think boys another year and you'll be almost ready to play through the story again.
>tfw it will never be the first time again
>>345337092
>Vernon Roche kills women and children
>Fuck him, he is a psycho killer hating the living
>killing every Human I see is now okay, because I'm fighting underground.
Fuck this wood-nigger
>>345342670
>He gets you hideously tortured
No fault of his, though he is the instigator of the event that would lead to the torture. He did not know Geralt would be with Foltest, he even admits that he thought it was over as soon as Geralt walked in. Luckily, Geralt was shit out of memory and skills
>almost gets you killed multiple times
He almost gets you killed all but once, and that is passively done through the assassination of Foltest. The second time you face him, he wins and spares you. The last fight can be entirely avoided if you choose to. He has no desire to harm Geralt. Also, he saves Triss if you don't
>kidnaps and kills your friends
He kidnaps Triss, yes, and redeems himself by rescuing her, if you don't. Tell me, what friends do you speak of? Foltest? Geralt was more akin to a guard dog to him
Basically, you're full of shit opinions and bullshit
>>345343409
Not really friends but he kills Cedric and the Monk he was impersonating.
I still always spare him though, I don't think Geralt would kill Letho.
>>345343223
>This game will maybe be worth playing again in, like, a year when you've all but forgotten the story!
This is why story-driven games suck. No real replay value, you experience the story once and then that's it. The gameplay is crap so you don't want to pick it back up again.
>>345343906
wrong thread for this opinion, witcher 2 has a lot of replay value
>>345334082
>>345334576
Letho was just a weapon being yielded by Ehmyr.
>>345336846
If I remember correctly, the requirements of the achievement change depending on who you have alive. So if Letho is alive, he is required.
I could swear I read that on a trophy hunting website, though.
>>345343742
>Cedric
Didn't Letho only kill him in self defense, since he tried to stop him from leaving with Triss?
Why is the humor in this game so unfunny
>>345343409
Ultimately he's responsible for getting you tortured. Doesn't matter if he didn't think you'd be there or not.
He kills at the very least that elf guy that was helping you after kidnapping Triss. Saving her after kidnapping her doesn't redeem anything because he still fucking kidnapped her. He's also responsible for starting that pogrom in Flotsam.
And really it's his fault that you have to fight against Kaedwen and ultimately Saskia at Loc Muinne.
Saying "but I dindu nuffin!" at the end doesn't mean he should walk. If I had the option to imprison him in Radovid's dungeon I would have done that instead, but I didn't so he had to die.
>>345344041
He still killed people and put me in a mess
Don't care if he was used, hes still responsible for his actions
>>345342670
>Implying that's the only way you can be a cuck
Per definition, yes
Now please, stop propagating this newfag meme, you miserable, pathetic prick
>>345344089
>Try to kidnap someone
>People try to stop you
>Kill them
WOW I DINDU NUFFIN WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
>>345344250
>Don't do what the Emperor says and die
>Do what the Emperor says for a chance of living and maybe have your school be restored
He really didn't have much of a choice from the beginning. He also did make sure that Yen was kept safe, despite trying to create a lot of wedges between the remaining Viper School memebers and fuck them silly at the same time. He also saves Triss if you don't.
I saw no point in killing him. He wasn't the enemy
>>345344136
>wolf school witchers wearing Yen's clothes, calling up some random dude and freaking him out because he thinks the sorceress lodge found him
I nearly shat. You have your shit taste to blame.
>>345344682
>Don't do what the Emperor says and die
Not him but that's pretty much what Geralt does in TW3 (unless you decide to be Emhyr's bitch and get the bad ending). Witchers generally don't have to give a fuck and they can always just hop a border if things get bad.
>>345341036
Don't know about Sheldon, but pretty sure Yarpen is still kicking as there's one throwaway line about him you can have with another dwarf.
>>345344210
>Ultimately he's responsible for getting you tortured. Doesn't matter if he didn't think you'd be there or not.
Then I suppose you should be seeking your revenge against Emhyr as well. He was, after all, what prompted Letho to assassinate Foltest in the first place. As you said, doesn't matter that Emhyr didn't know you'd be there, ultimately he's responsible.
>Saving her after kidnapping her doesn't redeem anything because he still fucking kidnapped her. He's also responsible for starting that pogrom in Flotsam.
He Immediately leaves Triss after he is ported to Vergen, having kidnapped her for the grand total of a fucking hour. He saves her later when Nilfgaard catches her, despite having no reason to
>And really it's his fault that you have to fight against Kaedwen and ultimately Saskia at Loc Muinne.
You only have to fight against Kaedwen if you choose Iroveth route, so that doesn't have much to do with him (Beside for being the one to create the power vacuum that would spark the war) The confrontation of Saskia is to be blamed on the lodge of sorceresses. Letho had no part in their plans at this point
>Saying "but I dindu nuffin!" at the end doesn't mean he should walk. If I had the option to imprison him in Radovid's dungeon I would have done that instead, but I didn't so he had to die.
He doesn't say any shit of the kind. He just wants to talk things out with Geralt before their fight. Also, free vodka
>"Listen here Geriatric, or whatever the fuck your name is."
Why are dwarves so rude?
>>345345609
>manlets
Nice shot I took
>>345344210
>>345345556
And he wasn't responsible for the progrom, the commanding officer of the town was. This also happens on both routes, even thought Letho's actions don't change between those two, clearly indicating that Letho had no hand in the massacre
>>345344089
That's not how self defense works.
>>345345445
Emhyr can't kill Geralt, doing so would destroy his relationship with Ciri. Emhyr never expected Geralt to hand her over anyways, he just wanted him to find her and have her be safe.
Just look at Letho's living conditions when you find him in W3 and tell me that they can "just hop a border".
>>345344089
Letho could've just cast Axii or Yrden and leave, instead he knocked him out and left him to die.
what's the best B&W ending?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10769944
>>345345805
Right on that count. Still, I give no shit about Cedric or Letho's killing of him, especially after all the shit Geralt has pulled throughout the games
You can see Ciri's dimples only when she's talking, nice details I just found
>>345346098
>Leaving a psycho or an autistic vampire alive
>>345346027
I'm pretty sure Axii wouldn't work on Cedric, since his mind is far beyond any common peasant, and I doubt he was weak willed. The situation may have be such that yrden was impossible or impractical to utilize. I don't think Letho would take the chance of injury or death just to spare a shitter he's never met before
Should I send Ciri to be Empress? Does it affect the B&W ending?
>>345346017
>Just look at Letho's living conditions when you find him in W3 and tell me that they can "just hop a border".
Well to be fair Letho's one conspicuous motherfucker. Still he could fuck off to some total backwater or some weird place where his crimes wouldn't be recognized (maybe Brokilon or Toussaint?). Anyway I killed Letho when TW2 first came out. Made more sense for the story and felt natural (just like choosing Roche's path instead of wood niggers). The ending where you don't kill Letho and Letho parts in TW3 still gave me brofeels.
>>345331369
>it's an old cool mentor guy dies to increase the melodrama episode
>>345346513
Do it if you feel like it. It'll change some dialogue you have with Ciri at the end of B&W, but that's only if you don't romance Yen or Triss.
When does Act 1 ends? Also, are there any missable quests when it goes to Act 2?
>>345346513
It does in that she isn't doing witcher stuff, but empress stuff, from what I heard.
I dunno, I find for the interest in the world, Ciri was the best choice. Plus, with Geralt living in Touissant now, he's pretty much a neighbor to where she is, as Touissant is a vassal state of Nilfgaard.
>>345346554
He definitely shouldn't travel to Toussaint, since it's a vassal state of Nillfgaard
>>345334082
Letho ruined everything cause he fell for the "trust the emperor" meme
Also he was a cocky shit and he makes for a satisfying last boss
If you dont kill him your a cuck
>>345345117
That was the only funny scene in the game senpai
>>345346673
Act 1 ends after the Flotsam pogrom, then you pick a side and do one last mission before leaving.
There are a bunch of missable quests but other than the Mystic River quest and the dice poker and fist fight challenges there's not much of a reward.
There's one in the asylum, other one in the shitty part with a shady elf, other about a guy selling drugs and the one with the troll. Also one more if you got the cursed medallion from the prologue.
>>345346740
In the books it says that Toussaint is a haven for bandits because Nilfgaardian intelligence is too scared to chase after them.
>>345345556
>Emhyr
I did everything I could to fuck him over in W3, so yes, you're right.
>He immediately leaves Triss
Doesn't matter. He kidnapped her and killed the elf guy.
>He was the one to create the power vacuum
Exactly. It's his fault.
Post the best screenshot in your Witcher folder
>>345328264
Is it possible to complete any of the Witcher games by not using any magic, augmentation and just using a basic sword and not getting hit once?
Feels kind of Mary Sueish to just plow through everything while being grossly overpowered.
>>345347559
>TW2
No, you have to use Aard to break wooden walls and Yrden to kill the Kayran.
>>345347017
That's like, your opinion man. I especially like all the tiny and easily missed references/in-jokes in books and side-quests. It's not straight-up comedy but comfy as fuck. Also I remember laughing at some other points in the game but I'm too tired to recall examples. Anyway I play in Polish so your mileage may vary.
>>345347446
I think our disagreement comes down to how much we care about all those things. I, for one, give no shits about any of the things Letho does. Let us agree to disagree.
From my perspective, the only bad thing about sparing him is the anti-climax it produces
>>345347684
I've dropped the game twice because of the kayren. Fuck that fight
>>345347559
I used a sword-mostly build in all 3 games and I didn't really put any points into Quen in TW3 until late in the game but the combat would be ridiculously hard when not using even the basic unlevelled Quen form IMO.
>>345347559
all games require to you destroy at least 1 wall with aard.
>>345347559
I guess, but you'd be gimping yourself hard. Initially I wanted to do a 90% swordsmanship run in tw3 but not using your signs frequently just means you're making yourself way less effective.
>>345340669
That tweet is over a year old you retard, the comic came out few months back, the comic flat out says Saskia is dead bro.
>>345348027
trap it with yrden
>>345337092
>Liked Roche more
>Liked Iorveth's Path more
I'm still sad Saskia didn't show up in 3
>>345348170
you trap it with yrden
>>345348135
Proofs.
>>345348135
N-no, shut up!
>>345346513
If she stays with you she becomes a Witcher and you have a custom sword made for her and get a very sweet scene with her and Geralt at an inn.
If you send her to Nilfgaard you go fight a basilisk together, then go hillbilly fishing with bombs, and finally give her a piggyback ride and fall over in the snow. There's so much more father/daughter stuff in it but then you have to say goodbye to her.
She says she wants to go to Nilfgaard and be empress, but Emyr is a fucking Hitler who is responsible for the rape of Cintra and Ciri grew up hating Nilfgaard. I cannot imagine why she would want to be her father's protoge and take his place ruling the country that was to blame for her ending up with Geralt in the first place.
>>345348150
DELETE THIS
>>345348027
To be fair,you're just shit at videogames.
I like the kayran fight, memorable. Shame w3 didnt have an equivalent.
>>345348170
I still hear that in my sleep
>>345348027
Drop Yrden, stand there for a second, roll, slash, repeat, do a QTE and it's over.
Even if you were retarded enough to not get the poison resist potion the fight's easy as fuck compared to Operator or Harpy Queen.
>>345348382
I've finished the game 3 times, the boss is easy as fuck.
The first times I played it back when it came out I had huge issues with it tho, even with the poison resistances
>>345348656
I had more or less the same experience. When the game first came out I had a really hard time with it. Then when I went back later I though "why the fuck did I struggle with this?"
>>345348353
The shovel zombie from HoS was way better and more exciting than Keyran.fuck Iris' wraith tho
>>345336846
I would have been pretty salty considering the save I imported apparently took place before the Letho fight and it defaulted to him being dead.
YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OUR CUSTOMS, NOT YOU, NOT THAT WITCH YANNEFER
>>345348340
To make the world better. If you are literally empress you can do what the fuck you want. If you are a witcher you can kill a few monsters. Her whole arch was about her growing up and building on what her "parents" taught her. Becoming a witcher would be going backwards.
>>345347456
>>345348915Iris' wraith
I had some trouble with it on 1st playtrough, once you know what to do its super easy which isnt great boss fight design.
>>345348945
>le hardcore island raider people
Yeah this is a fun trope zzzzzzzzzz
Can you start Hearts of Stone story after beating main game with your Geralt? Without main game prologue and shit? I managed to find HoS special edition in my town with Gwent cards, but holy hell this game is big, I don't think I can handle vanilla+dlc in single play through. I just about to leave Novigrad in main story.
>>345337484
If you imported a save thats before fighting Letho it makes him dead. It's wiser to just make up the choices ingame, since practically nothing changes.
>>345349108
I'm a retard for not realizing you're supposed to shoot the paintings with the crossbow right away. Still struggled with her after googling that. Her fucking screams still give me PTSD.
>>345349058
Princess was based
>>345328264
He's a mercenary. He works for the school of the viper.
>>345349410
> shoot the paintings with the crossbow right away
You're mean to just hit them with a melee attack or igni.
>>345349182
It seems the devs intended it to being played before the main quest but it doesn't really matter.
>>345349410
Iris' Greatest Fear gave me so much fucking trouble, killing each one makes the next one stronger, and the last two one shot you and attack really fucking fast.
>>345349182
You can start it at any moment, you could even beat it after getting to Velen, if your level was high enough
>>345334082
>at first refuse the drink
>then toast and kill him
He didn't poison me, he deserved that death.
>>345336591
Iorveth is actually alive and its implied ingame, He was supposed to be in it, but just isnt for some reason. :_:
But that slut dragon is dead choking on dwarf cock in hell.
>>345349542
Before I could run up to them to hit them with a sword the bitch was managing to heal almost completely. And I didn't use Igni because I needed stamina for Quen (sword build). I read about the crossbow on the first google result for the quest and it saved my ass.
>>345348975
That's true and there were parts in the game where I know I fucked up in encouraging her to be independent like going to talk to the sorceresses with her.
Just want to protect that daughter-fu.
>>345334524
>Foltest brazenly strolling through Novigrad at war at the end of W1
The world would've been a better place with him around.
>>345348975
Her father also wants to marry and impregnate her
>>345328872
Yea well your mother sucks dwarf cock.
>>345349621
Weirdly that was the only "boss" in HoS that didn't give me as much trouble. Probably because it was just "hit it until it dies" without any gimmicks (which I take forever to learn and get frustrated)
>>345347559
I use signs as a way to just stop all of the blocking and dodging going on.
>Engage enemies
>It's always at least 3 enemies
>1 will constantly run away from you while the other two flank
>This shit is getting old
>Burn them all, and then kill them
>>345350061
>Foltest brazenly strolling through Novigrad at war at the end of W1
W1 is in Vyzima not Novigrad
>>345347805
I play in Polish too, bo jestem Polakiem. Chociaż VA jest trochę chujowe.
Cyberpunk 2077 news when.
>>345346657
>the mentor dies on the heroes journey
I am so utterly shocked, clearly this turn of narrative events should never, ever be expected.
>>345337092
>We will never see Iorveth again.
>All of the acomplishments we made in Vergen were for nothing.
>>345351115
Iorveth is like a muslim terrorist trying to win over US. He was always going to lose.
>>345351039
Angielski Regis i Geralt majÄ… chujowe VA
>>345328264
>Play Witcher 3
>Oh look it's generic D&D tolkien ripoff setting
>50 hours of knights and kings and wizards
>2nd to last quest
>go through a portal into other worlds
>foreign lands
>scifi fantasy
>jesus fuck where the hell am I? Is this metroid?
>10 minutes later back in D&D land
>Game's finale is generic Sauron boss fight
Why must the most interesting part of the game be so short? I get that you have to "ground" the player but fuck dude it's a game about traveling through portals and multiple realities and you spend the majority of the time in fantasy feudal England.
>>345351871
>>Play Witcher 3
>>Oh look it's generic D&D tolkien ripoff setting
>>50 hours of knights and kings and wizards
Literally false.
>>345351871
>it's a game about traveling through portals and multiple realities
no, it's a game about a 90 year old witcher trying to not get involved in politics and failing miserably
and his daughter that can travel through space and time
>>345352013
>no, it's a game about a 90 year old witcher trying to not get involved in politics and failing miserably
is Geralt Ron Paul?
>>345351871
Witcher book series are generic tolkien ripoffs.
Witcher game series is based on books.
Witcher game developers make a scifi fantasy game next.
You should be happy, but you're not.
>>345352239
yes, if Ron Paul was a mutant and killed monsters for cash
>>345352318
so the answer is yes then
>>345352303
>generic tolkien ripoffs
wellmem.ed
>>345352013
Geralt is well past 100
Vesimir was like fucking 300 and he looks not that much older than Geralt
>>345351871
It's explained in the books in the game. You may also have noticed a bunch of people mention "The Conjunction of Spheres" or "Post-Conjunction" shit pretty commonly. The in-game texts explain it nicely as worlds/dimensions being ships and sometimes they ram into each other. The Dwarves were the original inhabitants of the Continent. Then the Elves came from Tir na Lia and then a thousand years before the game The Conjunction happened and a bunch of shit from other universes came spilling into the world, including monsters and humans.
This is a super grave and important event and Ciri is a child of prophecy, hence why she can fuck with traveling between dimensions.
Geralt is an ordinary Witcher who happens to be her dad and the games are about him, not Ciri.
>>345352303
>generic tolkien ripoffs
>>345352303
You better be baiting. Witcher books are nothing like Tolkien apart from the fantasy setting and some races. Tolkien is all about muh epic saving the world and Witcher is about a cynical, neutral dude that just wants to be left alone (and later for his daughter to be left alone). The moment TW starts getting more Tolkien-y is by the very end and that's where it gets shittier (interdimensional travel, muh chosen one, muh elder blood). Sure TW3 has the whole Wild Hunt main plot but that's what every AAA RPG does and if you take it slow, explore villages and fuck around with side quests it actually has a lot of the book feel and not like LOTR at all.
Yen best girl.
>>345352650
You seem to be able to travel just fine without a Nazi master race special snowflake. The elf dude is able to figure out where and when a stargate will appear and leads you around a tour of the universe. If that was more of a gameplay mechanic- where you can use portals to traverse around to other planes instead of just having scripted sequences then this game would be 10x better.
>>345334582
>chest
not ass
>tfw philippa will never sexually abuse you
>>345337484
>lying, manipulative cunt
this is why I like her
Semirelated to the thread, does anybody know how to stop TW3 from reverting graphics changes on its own?
>>345353268
>If that was more of a gameplay mechanic- where you can use portals to traverse around to other planes
That was never a big part of the world. Mostly only Ciri can do it. Avallach can do it because he's part of the fucking race that uses portals to fuck with human dimension. Geralt's supposed to be just a regular witcher that rides around depressing villages and does contracts. If the entire game you'd jump between a bunch of contrived weird worlds it would be retarded.
>>345353849
Make the settings file readonly.
>>345353849
Never had this problem. Maybe Geforce Experience is fucking you over? I turned that shit off for W3
>>345353731
>can cast light
>has a fucking candle in a box tied to her belt
>>345354195
Some of her spells probably require the candle.
>>345354195
You forgot
>is blind anyway
>>345354386
what? She isn't blind, she just doesn't have eyes. She can still see.
>>345348150
I always thought that tattoo was trashy. God it just ruins her. I know she was a raider etc, but damn is that fucking trashy.
>>345353227
>some races.
All the important races are tolkien. Elfs, mages, humans, dwarves, halflings, etc.
>Tolkien is all about muh epic saving the world
*Lord of the rings is.
>Hobbit is about a cynical, neutral dude that just wants to be left alone (and later for his nephew to be left alone)
>>345353731
>owlfu
I would only want to have sex with her while she's polymorphed as the owl.
>>345354901
Name a high fantasy that doesn't "rip off" Tolkien's races. Also it's not like he invented him, he "ripped them off" folk legends and myths.
>Geralt = Bilbo
Yeah, no
>>345344136
You have shit taste.
Geralt alone is fucking hilarious. His dry sarcasm and sass and the little jokes he makes to himself are hilarious.
>>345352013
>>345352239
No you're both wrong, it's about a 90 year old gigolo who can't keep his dick in his pants when a sorceress is nearby.
>>345352583
Looks on a witcher as a means to determining age is useless. Nobody knows how long witchers can live, and how the body ages is not a set rule
Geralt is also in the 90s, not well over 100
>>345334082
The way I always saw it was if you rescue Triss, kill Letho. If Letho rescues Triss, let him go.
>>345355346
you have a point anon
>>345354701
Where is this confirmed?
Explain this, then: Why can't she see Geralt when you capture her after your pursuit? You sneak up on her because she can't see shit, and she says things like "where the fuck did you go" (paraphrasing)
>>345355346
sorceresses are sluts
>>345355378
So all the time I've been exploring in TW3 I've been Running in the 90s?
>>345337987
is that vesemir and the old woman from heart of stone
thats fucking cute
>>345355541
Bill Clinton: Monster Hunter
>It depends on what the meaing of the word "is", is.
>>345355645
She only gets her vision back after that. Like they even mention a couple of times on Skellige that's she's using magic to see.
Any german people here?
Die deutsche Synchro saugt Knechte.
>>345355783
Shut your whore mouth, you little shit
>>345355946
Huh, didn't remember that
>>345355783
No you've beenpara-para dancing
>>345347456
fucking roach
>>345356101
*unsheathes steel sword*
I guess they'll never learn...
>>345338786
She's not in 2
>>345356531
*teleports behind you*
What now, you piece of filth?
>>345347456
Geralt is best dad.
>>345353849
Read only .ini
>>345353731
>tfw you'll never stick your dick in her eye sockets
>>345347559
>grossly overpowered
Play W3 on the hardest difficulty with a fresh save and tell me if you feel overpowered
>>345355278
Im saying the sapkowskis witcher universe doesnt invent much new, it just traditional tolkien fantasy world and people act in it.
>>345356746
I love games where I get to be a dad and be there for my cute daughteru
Same reason I loved Bioshock 2
>>345357236
Do you feel in charge?
>>345344180
what cartoon
>>345357419
You just described 95% of high fantasy but ok.
>>345357460
Bioshock 2 is the best Bioshock and anyone who disagrees is a shit.
I thought Chapter 2 was when Witcher 1 "got good." I enjoyed Chapter 1, but so far I'm just running errands around Vizima.
>>345357772
I personally enjoyed the swamp but many people hated it.
Chapter 3 is when you enter the Trade Quarter and the political shit starts.
>>345357772
Don't know who told you that. Personally I only *really* got into it by chapter 3, but I never hated it.
If you're not even enjoying it slightly at this point however, you might as well drop it.
>>345358172
Well I really enjoyed Chapter 1, which I've read here is supposed to be ass. But I'll keep going.
>>345358093
The swamp should have been half the size. It's basically running: the location
>>345358093
Travel to and within swamp is cumbersome.
Its designed to pad the gameplay hours.
>Its Over
>>345358476
Am I the only one who's made weirdly uncomfortable by 4th wall breaks like this one?
>>345358476
It was time for it to be over. I dont feel sad about it now.
Now I get to anticipate cp77, get to get hyped by their future trailers and report shitposters on /v/ cp77 threads.
>Battle of Kaer Morhen
>Letho suggests that they just kill that big elf faggot
>Geralt says its too dangerous
>Big elf faggot ends up killing Vesemir
>It was too dangerous despite the fact that Geralt later solo's the big elf faggot
>As if a bunch of wild cunt faggots could beat two of the most skilled witchers alive and Lambert
>>345358946
>two of the most skilled witchers alive
>and Lambert
>>345355148
hnnngg those mammaries
>>345357772
I can't progress in this shit. I get out of Kaer Morhen, watch the cutscene, and the game never finishes loading the next level. Is this common, or do I just need to reinstall?
>>345358946
>tfw Eskel got pushed around by Caranthir who isn't even really a fighter
>>345358946
>and Lambert
Lambert, Lambert what a prick.
>>345359160
>Lambert literally gets all of Geralt's sloppy seconds including Triss and Keira
No pure sorceress for you
>>345359568
That really pissed me off
>Eskel is made out to be Geralts equal and brother from another mother
>We finally get to see him fight, hype as fuck scene where he steps in to fight Caranthir
>He gets *teleported behind you* and saved by Ciri the mary sue
Witcher 3 really gets shit during the battle of Kaer Morhen, it's pretty much the exact spot where they started rushing things. Thankfully Hearts of Stone made up for the awful 3rd act and Blood and Wine gave it a god tier post game
>>345359568
Caranthir is still an xboxfuckhueg teleporting savant, and a mage.
Mages in general have a good track record of beating Witchers (see Vilgefortz)
>>345355760
They are but it's not just sorceresses who can't resist the power of Geralt's White Wolf.
Shani fucked him like 5 minutes after meeting him and Dandelion walked in on them.
>>345337987
they could have tried a little harder to hide iorveth
but yea would be cool to find out where dat nigga went though ive only played through witcher 2 once with roche
>>345359810
>pure sorceress
It's not a thing anon
>>345359810
>pure
>age old sorceresses whose favorite past-time other than political meddling is actual dicking with other mages
>>345328872
It's flaccid cock m8.
>>345334334
No he didn't/he won't
Waifu endings aren't canon
>>345360337
They only cannon ending to game Geralt is the one you give him, anon.
>>345359946
It would have been cool to get more than a second of it at least. Eskel is the best bro.
>>345360198
very fast Temerian spy running at incredible hihg speed
God damn the Novigrad quests took so long to do, glad I'm done with em. I'm like level 15 and have full griffin gear, should I get it enganced and finish all the shit in velen before heading to skellige?
>>345360721
Dont do anything to griffin gear, get wolf armor and upgrade that.
Also disable POI's from the map.
>>345360721
>should I get it enganced and finish all the shit in velen before heading to skellige?
I tried to do everything I could in Velen/novigrad before going to Skellige and I ended up being overlevelled for it so it's your choice really
>>345360907
>disable POI's from the map.
What for?
what's your favorite reference in blood and wine, there so many. i laughed my ass of when i saw the annoying oblivion fan.
>>345361125
Generally they arent worth it to make a detour for and are better discovered during questing.
Why can't any other AAA dev be this based?
>>345361591
>that blur
holy shit i thought i was the only one
do any kind anons know how to fix the blur that appears when geralt starts moving? its seriously ruining my screenshots
>>345361258
>those gross textures
How shit is your GPU
Why was the Starbucks barista such an asshole?
>>345361427
I just ignore them if I don't wanna do them.
>>345361258
>annoying oblivion fan
Elaborate? I must have missed him.
>>345361591
This quest was goat
>>345361591
>Roach is a detective on par with, if not better than Geralt
Love it
>>345361864
It's just for that quest anon, geralt was tripping balls.
>>345361885
this is outside the barrier in the fairytales land, the textures are that bad, but you can ride forever in any direction.
>>345361915
He got magically turned into a sociopath.
Also best fight music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8QIhLQppHk
>>345361946
go back to the tournament grounds after you did the quest there. this woman will follow you around clap all the time and keeps annoying you with random comments about what a great guy you are.
>start the Blood and Wine DLC today
>can't stop playing gwent
The main quest will have to wait.
>>345337484Now do Vesemir's
>>345362812
Don't feel bad about that, at least then you'll have your Skellige deck ready for the tournament.
>>345362549
Was there an NPC that did that in Oblivion? I never played it.
>>345363190>got the expansion pack that comes with bonus physical gwent decks
>no friends that know how to play
It hurts.
>>345363486
literally just google annoying fan
>>345363681
Not very hard to teach m8
>>345362549
What the fuck is that hair.
>>345364048
The Siegfried
>>345364048
you can unlock additional haircuts at a certain barber if you do a quest.
>>345364203
Is that a mod or what?
What's the best style for Geralt and why is it shaved on the side with ponytail + beard?
OOOOOODRIN come here boy OOoOOODRIN
>>345364782
Long hair that goes everywhere looks really bad in games unless they character is very static and doesnt move its head much.
I was pissed off that I picked the wrong TW2 save accidentally when starting TW3, so I didn't get the Letho sidequest. I had no idea he was in the game until my friend told me. I really liked Letho. Raw physicality hiding some real cunning. He was just acting in the interests of his brothers and bore Geralt no personal ill will. And he saved Triss.
I have no idea why in the run where you ask Letho to go to Caer Morhen, why Lambert and Eskel are so fucking pissy about him being there. In that run, Geralt is cool with Letho and I really doubt he would have talked any amount of shit about him to either of them.
>>345364782
I just let it grow long with the beard and an occasional shave.me irl
>>345364462
Really? What kinds do you unlock and where exactly?
>>345365242
dont know what kinds, but just search for the guy that did the announcements at the tournament. he should be somewhere in the town.
>>345346657
I actually went in expecting the entire wolf school to get killed.
>>345364782
I prefer Dante hair.
>want to start the witcher already
>still have 6 more fucking novels to read through
>>345365814
>I prefer Dante hair
You dandy fuck.
>>345365983
only first 2 are good. the saga is not as good and I suggest skipping it.
>>345365983
Why not just read them alongside? You can simulate Geralt slowly recovering his memories in the first two games. Besides, I wouldn't say you need to read more than the first two. The saga is decent, but not anything special.
>>345337987
he's in the tree on the stage! :P
>>345355148
I've only just noticed that Triss has man shoulders
huh
Is it true that Triss had three different voice actors in three games?
>>345348353
Kayran was easy as piss, just use Yrden. Doesn't the sorceress shout it at Geralt, too?
>>345366324
its so the arms dont clip into the clothes
>>345366286
yeah nice asterix reference
>>345365983
I read the first 3. That's about as far as I got. It's polish; so, in true polish fashion, alot of it is unnecessary.
>>345356261
I prefer caramelldansen to be honest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvq9r6R6QAY
>>345359810
>that thumbnail sized image
i'm disappointed in you
>>345362271
>tfw i never realized everec was a boss fight till after i beat hos a second time
>>345366913
>original
That's the teddy something something speedy mix version.
>>345366637
>tfw we'll never get the original resolution to the assassination quest
Dijkstra was an asshole, but I didn't want him to die in such an incredibly retarded way.
>>345357637
Wakfu
>>345367467
Original resolution?
>>345367467
Thats the reality of game development, you cant finish everything you want.
>>345367705
You can't screw Phillipa either.
>Eredins a king, ain't he?
>>345366637
I want a DLC consisting solely of Geralt/Dijkstra bantz
>>345367705
also her
>>345367705
Why would you fuck Cerys and a long-dead wraith trapped in a world of her own melancholy?Absolute crime that you can fuck the twins, though.
>>345367798
I was under impression most people who are attracted to philippa dont want to fuck her rather than be fucked by her.
>>345366561
yes.
It's hard to hire good people from the voice actors guild when you're polish.
>>345367936
She can turn into an owl, so that gives you more possibilities, and this game is all about possibilities...
>>345367694
Supposedly instead of him going full retard and ambushing you himself with five goons, he was supposed to send assassins after you right after Radovid was dead. Then after that you had to choose between either going after him or saving Roche & co. or perhaps both if you were quick enough.
>>345364782
That is a really good look. Fits really well on Bear and Griffin armor as well
>>345367927
because you can?
you fuck dryads and have an orgy with vampires in the first one.
>>345328264
Anyone else really disappointed with TW3 in terms of how it continued from TW2?
Radovid seemed like he would be very important and the main villain after what happened at the end of TW2, but then he just becomes some unimportant background noise in TW3. And they made him look like he has down syndrome to boot.
Then we have Letho, a character who was one of the most important in TW2. And he gets relegated to some shitty side quest in TW3?
Shit was really weird, lads.
>its a geralt fistfights a bear episode
>>345367329
The late 90's/early 00's was truly a dark age in swedish pop music.
And you are thinking of Teddybear Stockholm, the same guys whom did the good remix of "Still Alive" from Mirrors Edge.
>>345365814
>>345365957
>>345366913
>that video
Fornicate this homusexual terra.
>>345341036
Damn got a source on that?
>>345368828
That hairstyle looks so ugly on him. It makes him look like a mercenary. Like a masketta man.
>>345348004
Man, this level made me miss some more dry enviroment.
We had a city, forests, swamps, and snowy islands.
The only one left was desert.
>>345368828
JUST
>>345368828
>admits to getting cucked
>that haircut
JUST
>>345368468
I chose to just kill the fat thing underneath the stairs. It looked stupid so I had to kill it.
>>345368828
Really disappointed by cdpr that triss wasnt naked during torture. Whats the point of having the most vanilla torture scene imaginable?
When's the GOTY edition out lads?
>>345357770
Preach!
>>345345117
>calling up some random dude and freaking him out because he thinks the sorceress lodge found him
That was actually Hemmelfart and he was in the shitter. I hope that enhances the humor for you anon.
>>345369150
Don't they do season pass bundles for $60 now?
>still haven't played TW3 because I can't decide on saving Triss or helping Roche in TW2
And the best part is it probably doesn't even make any fucking difference.
>>345355486
I mean, he kidnapped Triss in the first place and was responsible for handing her to the Nilfgardians. It was the least he could do
>>345367914
>Succubus literally exists for sex
>can't fuck either of them
which wotcher armor is best if I like to spam quen and igni
>>345369150
August or September
>>345368031
>yes.
Holy fuck that has to be a good bit of immersion breaking.
>>345355378
Actually Geralt is like 107 I believe. That or 103. I can't remember off of the top of my head.
>>345369354
>Doesnt experience all choices during multiple playtroughs
You arent a true fan.
>>345349598
Ok so, Heart of Stone was intended to be beaten before main story correct? Can you continue gameplay after beating storyline? Or does the game automatically end you go back into NG+?
>>345369693
Did you play the game. Him and Vesemir literally talk about how he's pushing 100 in the beginning of the game.
>>345369518
>wotcher
>>345369797
you get to do whatever you want and the world will look like the last big fight never happened
>>345369797
You can keep playing.
>>345369797
Yeah you can play after main quest is over. My order was: base game, ng+ base game until level 60, hos, baw
I'm guilty of supporting Iorveth, not only in playthrough (I've beaten TW3 about 7 times, done every path) but I thought to myself during release and over the years - Iorveth has a point, the elves used to live on the land and were decimated by humans. Elves live in ghettos and are discriminated against. Iorveth was a bit harsh, but had to be. Around the time of Vergen, when you fight off Henselt, he seems like a reasonable guy. He says he wants a world where both elves and humans live alongside each other. He's teamed up with dwarves and humans for the fight against Henselt and he supports Saskia, who to the masses is a human (dragon secretly)
To me, he was a complex character fighting a complex cause.. it wasn't black and white, good and bad. Both sides had done terrible things and continued to do so.
That WAS how I felt, until Black Lives Matter. That's right, I draw comparisons with the scoia'tael / elves to the black lives matter movement. I now understand they are exactly alike. The elves are rightfully discriminated against. They're fucking terrorists. Ghettos or not, they are allowed to live in the world with humans, I don't see this kind of love coming from elves. I also see successful elves, they aren't discriminated against and put beside their qualms with humans to get ahead. Skilled smiths, scholars etc and the humans respect them for not being terrorists. Just because some faggot elf gets his ears chopped off by drunkard criminals who would kill their fellow man doesn't mean they are oppressed en masse, most humans are just weary because of their actions and rightfully so.
The elves/scoia'tael are exactly like black criminals. They brutalize innocence and claim they didndu nothins. They pelt women and children with arrows and try to rationalize their behavior.
Fucking scum. If I lived in their world and had any skill, I would join the blue stripes and hunt those bastards.
>>345369797
Once you beat the game you basically go back to the point before kaer morhen battle
>>345369937
>>345369996
>>345370103
Fucking great, thanks gents.
What kind of machine do I need to get 1080p60 at ultra in this game?
>>345370280
R9 390 is enough.
>>345369748
I've done them all, I just stalled because like an autist I can't decide on which save to port over. My first run I handed Anais over to Radovid, so I guess that one...?
>>345370137
I love this copy pasta.
>>345370419
Its not mass effect where choices actually matter.
Just choose the save where letho is alive and youre good to go.
Anyone got the HD version of >>345358476's webm?
>>345370420
it's not a copy pasta, I literally just wrote that out, you won't find it if you search
I am being serious, I typed that out as I sit here watching news on the 6 cops shot by that black thug in Baton Rouge.. I am a bit upset right now.
>>345358476
now we wait for cyberpunk
>>345370902
Wonder what it feels like to have a pole slowly pushed trough ones guts.
>>345353731
She's maybe the coolest person in two and three
>>345346554
i was so worn down by the end of TW2 that I really didnt give a fuck if Letho lived or died and just let him live so that I didnt have to waste the time to fight him.
Kinda wanted to kill him for what he did to the broking, but his explanation made sense and I honestly forgot he was a character once all the other big players started appearing, so letting him go meant nothing. glad to see he was cool in TW3 because of it.
>>345371220
He said he wouldn't see you again if you let him live, but I read that he shows up in Witcher 3 so I killed him
fucking liar
>>345370137
Never more have I wanted to screencap a post
>>345328264
Bloodborne > TW3
>not going for the best hair.
>>345371753
(you)
>>345367936
Dunno about you - but the idea of fucking a lesbian dom is pretty hot.
>>345371047
Ask any bamboo torture victim
>>345371047
Extremely painful?
Foltest is my foreverfu
>Too goof for this world
>Too pure
>>345371937
Thanks for spotting me. You're indeed a true witcher.
>>345372052
How is the too pure, he fucked his own sister.
>>345371885
Get back to firelink Petrus.
>>345372237
It's natural and beautiful that a man should love his sister.
>>345372048
you're a big witcher
>>345372048
for ye
>>345328264
Your mother sucks dwarf cock.
>>345364782
He looks better clean shaven. Too bad the 5 o'clock shadow looks like utter shit and pops in after any time skip or fast travel.
>>345348205
didnt they both get offed in a side comic?
>>345372552
Stop getting your philosophy lessons from Gwent cards.
>>345348523
The hero we deserve.
CHILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKGmZN06lBI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TklqSdZCeM
>>345372716
You can use mods for having a permanent beard stage if you want.
Never really liked the clean shaven too much, as without even no stubble like from tw2, he looks a bit too baby faced.
>>345372925He sold mirrors
>>345372935
Do you not know what baby faced means?
>>345369518
griffin. Wolf if you don't want to be pure signs
>>345358717
No. Plenty of people get taken out of the experience when that happens. A few mock it derisively. Others take the tongue-in-cheek as it's meant to be taken, smile, feel a little bit and then...it's over. Until Cyberpunk at least.
>>345370571
And with better hair? 'Cuz holy shit.
>>345373406
It looks strange a lot of the time is what I'm saying. Not bad in that pic though.
Why are Witcher threads so comfy?
>>345373825
It's the timing where thebull is either busy irl or banned for few days from 4chan.
>>345373679
The beard always looks too well cultivated. Even when you let it grow freely, the chin looks a little rougher, but the mustache and cheeks are too clean.
Problem with the 5 o'clock shadow is that the stache grows in faster and makes geralt look like some idiot teenager who hasn't figured out how to maintain the recent face fuzz development.
EH LE LEI LE LEI LE LEI LE LE LH LEH LEI
>>345374029
Also not having the thread be obvious bait, which results in 50% people taking that as an opportunity to half assedly discuss the game, and the other 50% is shit flinging.
>>345372925
HoS is so fucking good. I can't believe this kind of story is actually in a videogame. Linear as hell, but so good.
>>345374201
Like I said, try this mod if you want to avoid having to go shave constantly.
http://www.nexusmods.com/witcher3/mods/216/?
Radovid did literally nothing wrong. Friend reminder that people projecting their modern morals onto a medieval society are retarded.
>>345374584
If you cant project how do you judge radovids actions to be good or bad?
>>345374584
t. Radovid
>>345374584
The scene in the chess club is very very good
>>345374584
Except a lot of kings accept magic and don't get a raging boner everytime they burn an herbalist. Most are reluctant to fully trust sorcerers but not using their counsel is just plain stupid and detrimental. Radovid is a cunt both by IRL standards and withing the context of his fictional world.
>>345375303
Was Radovid like that in the books?
I have the feeling they should've made him more sane, and a better choice instead of what we got.
>>345347559
that video is ridiculous
>>345375303
All those kings lost their kingdoms to the nilfgaardians and were murdered. The times called for drastic measures and based Radovid was willing to step up to the plate.
>>345375641
djikstra is the "sane" replacement for radovid
>>345375787
>wasting time and resources (in the middle of a war) to kill mages, alchemists and people accused of witchery by disgruntled neighbors
>stepping up to the plate
Redania standing its ground against Nilfgaard was just luck + him fucking over Kaedwen and Temeria. Radovid's zealotry had little to do with it.
Why are the Trolls so great? I always try to spare them when I can.
THIS TROLLY MOUNTAIN
>>345375787
Radovid is anti-knowledge similar to how muslim profets made islamic world an intellectual backwater with their dogma.
>Cooking dinner while listening to Witcher books
>Narrator is generally very good and expressive. Gets the tone of the characters right. Feel like Im reading them again
>Get confused when he mentions a character talking
>"who the fuck is dan dillyon?"
>THIS MOTHERFUCKER PRONOUNCES DANDELION "DAN-DILLY-ON"
>A REAL ENGLISH WORD
Like I don't care that he pronounces shit like Kaedwin or Dijktra differently than the games, but how the fuck do you pronounce Dandelion so wrong?
>>345376224
>Radovid's zealotry had little to do with it
It literally had everything to do with it. It was a centralising and domineering force. Just like the church in Spain during the reconquista, the inquisitions that followed and the castilianization they achieved. He wouldn't have been able to control such a large populace and keep them together against Nilfgaard without it.
>+ him fucking over Kaedwen and Temeria
geopolitics nigga.
>>345376578
>listening to books
>>345376393
They're adorable and have great writing. I didn't even like killing the feral ones.
>w-why can't we just talk things over, guys?
>>345375303
He's not entirely wrong though, as much as it pains me to admit. Kings in the North were all getting fucked over by enchantresses who thought they ran the show. He's wrong for killing completely innocent mages and going on a genocidal rampage, but kings should have stopped allowing themselves to be controlled my the mage elite.
>>345376171
Except Dijikstra was no better than Radovid, might as well just give everything to the black ones and make Ciri Empress.
>>345376845
What's wrong with it? I've already read them but I really, really love this series and it's nice to listen to when I'm busy with my hands.
I probably listen to ASOIAF, which I've also read, like 3 times because it's narrated by an actually 90 year old man and having grandpa read explicit sex scenes to me it great.
>>345376730
You can feed the plebs bullshit about the holy flame etc to keep them in check but killing mages left and right when they can literally throw fireballs at your enemy, spy via divination, help with strategizing etc etc is retarded.
>>345377112
Djikstra was very competent assisting ruler before he became a crime lord. He'd be best option in reality.
>>345377461
This Djikstra was incredibly competent, at least as a spy. He probably would do a good job holding the North against Nilfgaard.
I killed him and Radovid though because of Broache for his free Temeria. Fucked the North over for friendship.
>>345377318
They can also massively destabilise your kingdom and betray you on the slightest whim. In order for society to progress in the North mages really do needed to be purged or massively supresses so that people can run their kingdoms without these century old hunch backs coming along and fucking everyone over because of their egos. In the last game the entire North was fucked by a group of mages. In the books it happens as well.
>>345358476
Just be glad it happened and accept it's time being in the past. Better than going to shit.
>>345377918
I'm just sad theres no extensive moddability.
I'd want a dance with rogues type mod made in a modern game.
>>345377705
If you do that and make Ciri empress it doesn't matter anyway. You've basically given Ciri the entire known world.
>>345377768
Emhyr manages to use mages while keeping them in check and not mass murdering them at the same time. You don't see his empire falling anytime soon. Also
>they're smart, powerful and therefore scary, we need to kill them
Survival of the fittest, bitch
Anyone else mad thet didnt get to gut arvallach? Twitchy secretive fucker really got on my nerves. Good thing I fucked up his office
>>345378475
You just have anger issues.
>>345378331
>Emhyr manages to use mages while keeping them in check
He can because the institutions are in place. You can't just go over night from the incredible powers the mages had in the North to the subserviant role they play in the south. They need to be knocked down hard before they can be let back up.
>>345378331
>Survival of the fittest, bitch
Now you are just being retarded. What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>345378475
He protected my daugther-fu so despite his rationale, I'm content with just fucking his shit up.
>>345378475
I didn't like the jew elves either. Arvallach also tried to kill Ciri on ice world so he deserves to die.
>>345376907
I didn't want to kill the one that just wanted to be a human's waifu.
Also, Witcher 2 trolls are the best.
>>345378692
>jew elves
>>345378580
Say that to my face and not in tir na lia and see what happens
>>345378692
>jew elves
The guy wanted to purify Ciri's elder bloodline. He's literally elven hitler
>>345378629
>Now you are just being retarded. What the fuck are you even talking about?
Wow rude. I'm talking it's natural that the smarter and stronger (mages) will meddle and control the kings through schemes. If not out in the open, then from the shadows. Saying they should be killed is like saying physicists should be killed back in the 40s because they could come up with an a-bomb. Don't kill the smart people when you can use them or cooperate.
>>345379078
>Saying they should be killed is like saying physicists should be killed back in the 40s because they could come up with an a-bomb. Don't kill the smart people when you can use them or cooperate.
In absolutely no way is this a competent comparison. You are very strange anon.
>>345370304
>remove d'hoine.jpg
>>345366561
Not for the english version.
>>345338103
If I was inmune to disease thats what Id be trying to be honest.
>>345334576
Pshhh... nothin' personnel... guards.
new thread
>>>345376270
>>345383540
You mean bait thread
>>345341541
Geralt does sympathize with them he just doesn't agree with their actions cause they literally kill innocents. He mentions it to Ciri in Blood of Elves.
>>345359952
Vilgefortz is far beyond anyone else when it comes to melee skills. It wouldn't surprise me if he could fight Geralt and Letho at the same time in melee only.
>>345386069
Vilgefortz fucked up Geralt already so it's canon he's a baller. He was a mercenary and a murderer for years before he even became a sorcerer.
>>345348975
She flat out says she isn't happy while being an empress in B&W epilogue, while she is happy being a witcher. Besides the main game epilogue showed the northern realms having a happy ending being a vassal state to Nilfgaard.
>as an empress you can do whatever the fuck you want
No you can't, you still abide by politics, something the lodge would be sure to drill deep into her mind. As a witcher on the path, she can have all the thrill of the hunt without the scorn of being a mutant, and she has all the freedom to travel to other worlds without neglecting any responsibilities should she grow tired of being a witcher.
>>345386486
Besides utterly curbstomping Geralt the first time he also fucked up Yen in a magic duel, one shot Regis and quickly gained the upper hand in his second melee duel with Geralt before losing due to his malfunctioning tiny eye. He's got the beat combat feats out of everyone and if it wasn't for Gaunter being introduced in the games I would say he was the most powerful person in the witcherverse and he was still considered young by the rest of the mages. If he reached Tissaia's age he would probably be capable of soloing armies with his spells.
>>345387264
There's still the unseen elder
>>345387304
Even though it doesn't mean what the poster tried to convey, it does exist.
Dumb delete poster
>>345347456
Shame you can't hang this in your house.
>>345387304
Retard.
>>345387521
It would be one hell of a fight.
>>345387264
Stupidly op self insert whos handsome, young, best at everything and only dies because of some forced accident. Vilgefortz is the definition of a poorly written character.
>>345334082
Letho was a true bro, but did things in ways not favorable. He wanted to bring back his witcher school and save his old comrades, but accepted to kill a king. He didn't kill Triss, and was an honest fighter. I let him go in 2, and I was more than happy to bring him to Kaer Morhen in 3 although the others disapproved.
>>345389658
Fuck I forgot to hit enter a couple of times. My bad.
>>345360337
The canon end to the games in the Yen ending of B&W.
>>345389828
>Yen
>canon
Pick one.
Geralt only loves her cause the Djinn curse.
>>345388525
Greatest side quest in a game
>>345390269
The default B&W ending with the simulated save is Yen.
As far as the game is concerned (And the author to, read the fucking books) Yen is true end. .
>Geralt only loves her cause the Djinn curse.
Not in my game and not in the books, fuckboy.