IT DOES NOT OPEN
I REPEAT
IT DOES NOT OPEN
CANCEL THE PREORDER
>not even a cool clock in there
>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
>>345326865
cool nes achmed
It looks like one of those shitty chinese bootleg consoles. The only difference is that those come with more NES games.
>giving a space for spiders to nest
>>345327024
you stole my sentence
>>345326865
>>not even a cool clock in there
>>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
But that would cost more money.
>>345327024
You mean the same 20 games repeated over a hundred times?
>>345326865
Hello, slowpoke.
>>345326865
THIS IS AUTISM
I REPEAT
THIS IS AUTISM
HIDE THE THREAD
>not even shitposting
>not even ironic shitposting
>>345327180
It depends if you buy the 10 or the 15 dollar version.
>>345327024
Why would people even buy this when you can just get an emulator and have access to the entire NES library for free? Is it so normies can post on facebook how much of a le nerd they are?
>non-USB controllers
What the FUCKING SHIT are you doing?
>actually spending the R&D to make a completely proprietary controller port
dude, it doesn't?
well damn, thought it'd make a nice weed storage case
guess I'll just leave it in the PS2 then
>>345327387
It's the same connector that Wii controllers use.
>>345326865
Even if it did open, what were you gonna put in it? Your stash?
>>345327024
no this should be a happy meals toy
>>345327353
You posted my thoughts exactly. Cheers.
>>345327353
>Is it so normies can post on facebook how much of a le nerd they are?
Yes
>>345327353
It's aimed at normies and 40 year olds who don't know what an emulator is, not at us
Any Raspberry shills wanna spoonfeed me on how to build a emulation box?
>>345327353
>emulator
>free
>>345327452
Huh, that it is. I thought I recognized the shape but I couldn't place in my head from where. I thought I was just succumbing to deja vu.
>>345327353
Probably. But Nintendo doesn't care, why would they? They get money that way. You can probably buy a raspberry pi and put multiple emulators on it for less money.
>>345327420
not buying a jar and...
>DUDE
>>345327353
I just figured it was for:
A. People too dumb to emulate
B. Parents (dads) buying it for their kids to get them into the "classics"
C. Fags that like to collect shit.
YOU ARE NOW AWARE NINTENDO IS DOING THIS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO HOLIDAY 2016 RELEASE AND THE WII U IS DEAD
YOU ARE NOW AWARE NINTENDO IS MAKING A CLONE CONSOLE INSTEAD OF RELEASING A REAL CONSOLE OR PROVIDING SUPPORT FOR THE WII U THIS CHRISTMAS SEASON
AND THEY WILL PROFIT IMMENSELY.
>>345326865
Now where am I going to shove my dick? fucking dreams crushed. Thanks Nintendo
>>345327024
>Shitty chinese bootleg consoles
No, it doesn't. It really doesn't.
>>345327180
>Super Mario Bros.
>"Super Mario Baby"
>"Super Mario Girl"Super Mario Baby was just SMB with 10 lives at the start. Super Mario Girl just starts you around halfway through the game with 100 lives.
>>345327387
Eh, there'll be 3rd party adapters for that eventually.
Does anyone else feel like this is just some 500-in-1 bootleg system?
>>345327601
it doesn't matter anymore, if they hadn't been planning this for some time they probably wouldn't have bothered with their new mobile success
>>345327676
Pegasus is the shit, my old one still works perfectly and the games are dirt cheap unlike the original NES or Famicon.
>>345327457
Shhuuuuuuuutuuuuuup.
>>345327601
It'll take time to purge the cancerous policies that Iwata left, they need to stay afloat until then somehow
>>345327753
For an SoC game console? Pfft,
if only it could've been the SATA bay to put a drive in, install linux on it and run NES emulators
>>345327353
Maybe for people who don't want to steal video games.
This is normie bait of the highest caliber
it will sell a million tons, as the hipster 'le retro nerd' sock stuffer
everyone with a little bit of knowledge knows it is stupid, having emulators, but the novelty and nostalgia value is huge
i personally would really like to have a nes gamepad for wii desu
>>345326865
You mean you didn't see this when they first announced it? You didn't notice that it was way too fucking small for a NES and that it looked just like a toy?
>>345326865
of course it doesn't open. It doesn't play cartridges, there's no reason to have a functional cartridge slot door.
>>345327353
>why would people buy a bike when you can just steal one?
>>345328193
don't you want to simply be able to open it even if it does nothing
it's supposed to feel like a NES
<-- This pic is the target audience for this product
>>345327353
Because emulators and roms are illegal.
Because you should support the only videogame company worth supporting
>>345328137
Only $10
Why in the fuck would it open in the first place.
>>345327353
thanks to retro gamer celebrity on youtube and such the NES got a nice reputation among the masses. Those people would buy this because of the familiar look of the item not based on the games they would or would not enjoy on it.
NO CLOCK NO BUY
>>345326865
Wanting buy a raspiberry pi -rip off
Just buy a shity one and put inside of a original nes.
>>345328378
i will buy one if it werks on the wii
ty
>>345327035
soundshot
>>345326865
I can literally play any NES game I want right now just by downloading an emulator and some roms
Shit could be up and running in like 5 minutes flat.
I don't know how anyone could fall for this stupid shit.
>>345327353
Considering the release date and price point this is clearly meant to be a gift for people of various ages. I think it's a smart move if you ask me.
>>345328373
Because Nintendo still makes and profits from nes games.
>>345328569
It's confirmed to.
>>345327525
Anon, have you been paying for emulators and roms or something? They are most definitely free.
>>345327601
>no holiday release
Paper mario
Skylanders
Kerbal space program
Shantae
>>345328826
Forgot my source
>the controler is not USB
baka
>>345328137
>>345328378
>>345328569
>$10 NES classic controller for Wii
The only good thing to come out of this.
I'm glad they're selling it separately, otherwise I would have missed out on it since I'm sure as fuck not buying the emulator for $60.
>not even a cool clock in there
>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
Name one fucking console that's done this.
>>345328569
>Play NES games the way they're meant to be played—with a full-size "original" controller.
>The included NES Classic Controller can also be used with NES Virtual Console games on your Wiiâ„¢ or Wii Uâ„¢ console by connecting it to a Wii Remoteâ„¢ controller.
http://www.nintendo.com/nes-classic
>>345328925
>KSP
Wow, really? I didn't expect that.
>>345328979
None, but it's Nintendo so it should have done all that and also sucked your dick.
>>345328787
Not that shitty 3D nes one
>>345328925
Severed looks nice, I could have bought it on Vita but I prefer not to touch my vita screen, as strange a this might sound
>>345329052
>and PC, via wiimote+bluetooth
it is a deal for me
>>345328979
Because there are dozens of shitty chinese bootlegs that are exactly the same thing. They could at least make the thing a little prettier to look to look at.
>>345328826
>Skylanders
Just
Fucking stop
>>345329065
Every console is getting it.
>>345328925
But many of those games are already available on PC.
>>345327509
They should have made something with a fucking place for cartridges then.
>>345327685
>Super Mario Girl just starts you around halfway through the game with 100 lives.
>ragging on girls this hard
based China
Were people actually expecting it to open?
Only thing I'm disappointed about is the fact they didn't use usb for the controller.
holy fuck this guy is such a faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lj6lCg3F-cc
>>345329181
But they might make Skymiibos again! That made Nintendo win e3 15 for me! :^)
>>345327353
Yes, it's for people like my girlfriend's sister who only play "classic nintendo games like the og mario brothers" and have fond family memories of them but have no desire to play them otherwise
>>345327521
I am also interested in this
the price point is pretty on point
it is going to be a success
2018 sony releases the psone
i'm calling it
>>345326865
.5 cents has been added to your account, thank you for aiding us here at Sony Computer Entertainment
>>345327548
A 5$ dollar Raspberry pi Zero plays the SNES fine.
>>345328339
Jesus Christ there is no difference between this and those sports crazy parents that force their kids into everything
>>345328373
emulators are not illegal, neither is sharing and using non-copyrighted roms. Sharing copyrighted roms is illegal. Sharing copyrighted bios is illegal. That's it.
>>345329863
PS1 games are generally more substantial, that would be neat.
Too recent for them to get sweet deals on games and IPs though, not to mention unit price being a lot higher due to needing better hardware and much more storage as well as a more complex controller.
>>345328339
If I was a parent I would keep my child away from nerdy shit as much as possible.
I don't want him to become a loser like his father.
>>345327024
Anon...
the entire thing is smaller than your hand
>>345330635
that's what she said
I'm partial to the Polystation line.
>>345327353
>omg look at how nerdy i am haha :)
You don't fucking say?
>mfw only buying the controller to use with my modded Wii in the bedroom
I was always jelly as hell of Japan and Europe for getting that SNES controller for a Club Nintendo prize. I hope Nintendo does a SNES one next so I can get that controller, too.
It's $2 a game, Most people are grabbing for the games.
>nes mini market target
>>345326865
>the console is as big as a cartridge is based by the picture
>/v/ is still retarded enough no to see this.
>thinking a cartridge is going to fit in a system that is as big as a cartridgeposting anime just to trigger /v/
>>345327525
>Hello, I'm a 10 years old who only played paid emulators from google play.
>>345327024
That's exactly what they are, if it wasn't for the Nintendo logo no one would buy it.
>>345330627
I think I had this one.
>>345331063
OP said nothing about cartridges fitting
OP even mentioned alternative functions under the lid
The original system had a functional lid, this remake doesn't. That makes it look kind of simplistic, if not crude, and hence rude
so is it an emulator or an actual nes with hdmi?
>>345330454
Your son does not become a loser but instead becomes a stupid generic normalshit.
Which one do you choose?
>>345327353
I'm thinking of getting the Raspberry Pi 3 for this. Plus this nes thing is just an emulator using roms.
>>345331367
very likely emulator box with a bit of a romdump of 30 roms integrated
>>345331391
Stupid generic normalshit wtf do think
>>345331391
The one who moves out and gets a normie job?
ITT: people who are too poor to pay $60 for a retro device with slight improvements
>>345331391
The generic normalshit, of course.
Instead of leeching his parents or abuse his country's welfare system he will be able to move out, have his/her own life and, most important of all, be happy.
>>345327521
Just go on YouTube. It's actually very simple to make.
>>345331448
Knowing Nintendo's track record, the ROMs will be ones that they downloaded from the internet.
>>345332079
considering these are indistinguishable from the roms on the actual carts, you can think whatever you want
>>345331957
>Not that anon but interested anyway
>Look up videos
>See soldering and wire-cutting involved
I'm already scared.
You have to be a moron to think this was aimed at gamers. There's a reason they just posted this out of nowhere and didn't present it at e3 or something. It's a quick buck. It's like a new skylanders amiibo.
>>345332221
you're looking wrong then, or trolling
>>345332169
But they aren't. Nintendo was caught with ROMs on the virtual console that had headers of community-made tools.
>>345331582
As OP says, it literally doesn't open, I wouldn't say that's an improvement
>>345332314
Are you talking about the "buy a box on amazon and put it together" kind of raspberry box, or "dig out your shit, go down to your local arts college and borrow their 3D printer, break out the soldering tools and build a motherfucking box out of some motherfucking scraps" kind of emulator box? Because completely real, I'm interested in both, but the second is intimidating.
>>345329863
Ps1 games run on every single hardware sony has put out BUT the ps4
Ps2, psp, ps3, psv, all can play ps1 games easilly, and sony already has a tiny box that plays ps1 games too. It's called the pstv
>>345332464
You can't put phyiscal games in it, the inside of it would get dirty if you were able to open it for no reason whatsoever. Keeping it clean is an improvement.
>>345332578
nintendo has the virtual console
and even then they are releasing this
this is another market entirely, and a psone hdmi knockoff would sell good
>>345332583
Nope, it is not an improvement, I would say it is the exact opposite of an improvement. I call it an unimprovement
>>345332523
I was thinking about the former. I think people curious about the raspi as an emu box aren't picky on the looks of the hardware. generic case, hide it behind the tv, and you're good.
The difference to the artisan box is only visually anyway. You can do the amazon box in a day, use it, play it, etc. Then, if you're crafty inclined, you can spend a week or two to make it all shiny and pretty. Though you still don't need to solder or cut wire for that, so I have no idea where that comes from
>>345332757
Your personal feelings are not important though. I gave you an example of why it's better and you basically decided not to listen to me because you don't want to. You're literally behaving like a 6 y/o so fuck off, there's no point arguing with you.
>>345332776
Do you have some stuff you can recommend that I can just bookmark and go back to later? A raspberry is something I've always wanted to make, but right now I don't have any kind of room, but something to put on a to-do list for later.
>>345332742
Nintendo's vc is system specific for some stupid reason
While sony let's your purchases carry over
At most I can see sony either doing an emulator for the ps4, or rereleasing the pstv with a mini ps1 shell and gray controllers.
>>345331326
>Simplistic
That's the idea
>Crude and rude
Don' be a faggot.
>>345332221
All you do is write the program or os on a micro sd card. These videos are no more than 10 minutes.
Soldering is more for editing the bios or other things.
>>345333025
not yet, it's on my own to-do list. Just google for raspi, os, emulation and you'll find plenty of hits. The machine itself is tiny, and you do want a box right away, but it has all the connectors you need to get going, there's no hotwiring that thing or anything.
>>345329187
Mate how the fuck are you gonna control that shit.
Is it just a gimped version where you can't change the thrust limit and vectoring and shit like that?
>>345332969
I'm just memeing here bro chill
>>345333172
>That's the idea
Then Nintendo is not communicating it well, or you're being deliberately misleading. I was under the impression it's a little nostalgia box, not meant to be an insulting chink clone.
As for the crude and rude thing, Nintendo is trying to sell this thing, asking money for it. Usually in a business it's common courtesy to provide value for the price asked. This box is a very simple plastic mold, which is why I called it crude. It would cost them very little to make that little part physically functional. Deciding not to, sends a message to the buyer that they're being careless and needlessly greedy. That's my reason to call it rude.
>>345326865
its supposed to be simple plug&play console, nothing more, nothing less. is it really that hard to understand?
Fair reminder that it's going to be shit
>>345333812
>I was under the impression
Here's the thing. You're a sperg on a chinese picture board, so who gives a shit what impression you have?
So how much will producing the emulation box + gamepad cost Nintendo?
I bet something like 5 dollars.
>>345334027
probably not that much, but yeah, somewhere along these lines
>>345333025
You don't need to make one. There all premade but you just have to write whatever program you want on an micro sd card. You can download roms from the device directly.
This is such a joke
You can buy a raspberry pi 3 put it in a custom nes like case if you want to and instal retropi for the same cost and you can play up to psone roms
>>345327353
>Is it so normies can post on facebook how much of a le nerd they are?
YES.
It's not meant for you.
>>345334027
Don't forget whatever they must have payed to get some third party games in there.
>>345334238
>>345334276
I just got done googling Raspberry Pis and custom cases for them, and I like what I see. I think I'm gonna go for that. Thanks guys!
>>345333936
Sony emulation of PS1 is also worse than the most accurate emulators like Mednafen
>>345334276
Everything added the pi will cost a little more but you're right.
It's far more capable.
>>345334362
Won't be too much with those old games.
Those nes boxies will be sold with a huge profit.
I dont care if it doesnt open. I just want a full size version.
>>345330990
She's gonna be ugly and droopy as fuck in 5 years.
>>345330810
At least they don't lie about the graphics.
>>345327353
It's a lot more convenient than hooking a computer up to a TV and then syncing wiimotes to the computer. Plus the controller makes it feel authentic. I'll never get it though because I can't play Tecmo Super Bowl on it.
>>345328339
I hate how true this image is. And it's not just with kids even, there is some sort of underlying code for things you have to like. Like I have seen people be legitimately baffled and upset about someone not liking Star Wars, or even worse, DBZ
>we now live in an age where even nintendo makes famiclones
>emulation for normies: the console
>>345335826
>famiclones
that's not one
>>345327457
>Used hollowed out Xbox original to store dildo, were, condoms, etc. growing up
>Parents too retarded to check it
>>345328741
>>345328949
only $50 on Ebay when Nintendo underproduces yet again
So how much money is Nintendo generating with the new NES shenanigans and that Pokemon GO shit? Enough to make them relevant again?
>>345334651
>Everything added the pi will cost a little more
But you can play more than 30 games.
>>345336630
That's what I meant with more capable.
>>345326865
>people will still buy this in droves
I can understand why kids might want it, but I feel like most of these sales are going to be to "gamer girls" and hipsters
>>345326926
underrated
>>345336630
>>345336739
>An actual computer can play more games than a device designed specifically for emulating a set amount
Call the press, we found the next Einstein.
>30 nes titles available on the eshop for years
>no CRT support
It's fucking pointless
>>345327753
There are already.
People are going to buy this and there's nothing we can do about it.
>>345337107
there's a good chance the device inside that nes is general purpose
>>345327601
>YOU ARE NOW AWARE NINTENDO IS DOING THIS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO HOLIDAY 2016 RELEASE AND THE WII U IS DEAD
I realized that about 20 minutes after they revealed it.
>>345337292
Im just glad they aren't locking content behind this NES thing like they do with Amiibo.
>>345326865
>Buy it
>Strip out internals, replace with RPi
>Run all Nintendo games ever made off of it
>Laugh at niggers only playing 30 NES games
>>345337418
$60 for a case that looks like an NES seems like a waste m8
>>345331391
The one who isn't a massive fucking failure with a son who hates him for not being a normal dad.
The fuck do you think?
>>345337414
... maybe it'll include not 30 but 100 games. Only the remaining 70 are amiibo based. Got to put your little amiibo on top of the box and their respective game becomes available at the selection screen
>>345327521
Look up RetroPi. Just follow the tutorial.
>>345337579
what's the going price for mini NES cases for the raspi?
>>345326865
>>345337113
What resolution does it even display?
>>345337579
Only if you're poor. It's either a case that actually looks cool or some random black-box hobby case that looks like shit.
>>345337418
Just buy a 2nd hand NES for less.
>>345337414
>Locking content behind Amiibo
I hope you also cry when content is locked behind DLC.
>>345335694
Honestly I can understand when people don't like something, but the people who don't even give it a try are an entirely different matter.
>friend of mine REFUSES to watch anything Star Wars
>is a trekkie
>>345337789
Well if you're not poor you might as well buy a real NES off ebay.
>>345337418
You still bought it
>>345337915
>a real NES
the real NES happens to have the wrong form factor
>>345327830
No, it's only 30-in-1
>>345337418
>>Laugh at niggers only playing 30 NES games
It's much easier to laugh at someone who spent $60 on a case
>>345334276
Not only that but some kits on Amazon come with NOOBS with Raspian pre installed.
Why is everyone making a big deal out of this? We've had shit like this before with the Genesis and ColecoVision.
It's just something for normies who don't know how emulation works to buy.
>>345337803
>>345337915
But then you can still ONLY play NES games, with an RPI you can play NES, SNES, N64, Genesis, MAME, PS1, Dreamcast, Master System, and everything else
>>345337925
And? I'd be getting more use out of it than 90% of the people buying it
>>345338142
Sounds poorfag to me.
>>345337712
like 10$ on etsy
>>345336630
You need an sd card and kb&m but still much more worth the cost.
>>345338215
Because it's not okay when Nintendo does it.
>>345338215
>Why
Because
>Nintendo
>Any chance to shit on them regardless of the product being put out
>>345338260
>But then you can still ONLY play NES games
Dude, I meant you cram the pi into the NES.
> I'd be getting more use out of it than 90% of the people buying it
Not really as it changes nothing.
It's just looks, you don't need a case for the pi.
I have my pi hanging behind my TV with the shortest HMDI thingie I could get.
>>345338387
>kb&m
It's perfectly useable without those if you transfer ROMs via USB.
Otherwise you only need a KB
>>345338215
Mostly because no one cared about those things, while the mini nes is going to sell a lot. You know how /v/ works.
>>345337837
Pretty much. People who cling to not trying or experiencing something for whatever reason are maddening. You aren't a special snowflake for not educating yourself.
>>345337707
Can I use this with Raspian? Like if I put retropie on the sd card will I be able to access Raspian/NOOBS?
>>345338260
>N64 emulation on a raspberry pi
Good luck with that.
>>345338594
Because an NES is fucking XBOXHUGE and there would be a ton of wasted space and all the ones on eBay are piss yellow or filled with roaches.
>I'm happy with my circuit board hanging out in the open air like a mongoloid, so everyone else should be
Nah bro some people are into AESTHETIC
>>345338260
>Sounds poorfag to me.
It's even easier to laugh when the people spending $60 on a case are delusional
>>345328339
Shit I saw dads like this bringing their kids to play Pokemon GO.
>>345338729
You can use Retropie with Raspian yes.
Look it up how to do it exactly, I don't want to google everything without getting paid.
>>345338850
>open air
The back of the TV is against the wall, I can't even see the retropie.
And you're the guy spending 60 dollar for a little plastic.
>30 games
>looks like hot garbage
>wired controller
>$100+ with two controllers
>>345338998
Some of these days, I feel isolated in a sea of normies.
Is that a normal thing to happen?
>>345330176
They're not forcing people to watch or play 30 year old sports though. I think that's a pretty important difference.
>>345339108
>$70 is +$100
you're a fuckin math allstair
>>345339108
>100
>60 + 10 = 100
Wew
>>345338945
>>345339101
>Still acting like $60 is some outrageous price
>$60, as in the price of one new video game
How fucking poor are you? Jesus. I spend more than $60 on a nice dinner out, and you faggots think a one-time purchase of $60 is somehow going to break the bank or makes me delusional? That's a new level of poor.
>>345339108
>>$100+ with two controllers
But that's wrong. It's $70 with an extra controller.
>>345327353
>Playing inferior emulated version of games.
>Not just buying all retro games for 5bucks each at flee markets or online and enjoy playing them on a big CRT screen.
>>345339318
>>345339319
>>345339338
Sorry I didn't memorise the press release like you fanboys.
(Except I'm not actually sorry.)
>>345327024
>20 is now more than 3000
>>345339447
>oh shit i'm retarded
>WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A NERD WHO KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT, TAKE THAT
>>345327353
>Take a instagram picture of the mini NES
>Add a shit ton of filters onto the photo
>Upload it to instagram account
>Description: "it's retro time! :emoji: xD"
>Hope the boys see it and like it and think I'm a cute nerd
>>345339440
>Playing inferior emulated version of games.
You think they put an actual NES in that box? How delusional can you be.
>>345339447
>Being retarded
>Apologizing for being retarded
It's okay. Go back to your caretaker now.
>>345339321
>having to defend your decision to pay 60 dollar for 20 grams of plastic this hard.
My tummy hurts.
>>345327353
I can't really get NEStopia to work and you can't even find rims nowadays anyway.
>>345339492
It comes with 30 games, not 3000.
>>345339547
>>345339613
Calm down, nerds. I was a couple of dollars off but the point is that it's offensively expensive for what it is.
>>345327353
If you have ever bought a PC game instead of just pirating it, you're a MASSIVE hypocrite.
The funny thing is, the miniNES will outsell the WiiU.
Everyone in this thread is gonna buy it anyway
>>345339629
>Replied to a couple faggots who are trying to criticize my purchasing decisions
>"STOP TRYING SO HARD!"
U mad cuz u poor, bro?
It's cool, just ask mommy to up your allowance and maybe $60 won't seem like so much money.
>>345339721
>30 dollars
>It was only off by a tenth of a fraction guys, shut up!
Kek
>>345339321
>poor
>That's a new level of poor.
If you're so rich and money isn't a concern to you why not buy each individual console and every game you want?
>>345339321
>How fucking poor are you
again with the delusion.
Not wanting to spend $60 on a case when cases can go for half that price or more doesn't make me a poorfag. It makes you pathetic for laughing at people who made an arguably better decision than you did.
>>345339804
>60 bucks for 20 grams of plastic
Keep defending your purchase, I'm laughing my ass off.
>>345339701
"can't even find rims"... Not sure where you're searching, but there are sites.
Just search a little.
And remember, as long as the ROM doesn't come as an EXE file or such, it's pretty difficult to put a virus into one AFAIK. The most a person could do is put a troll ROM up.
>>345326865
>Paying $60 for a closed-off Raspberry Pi in a shrunk NES lookalike case running an emulator
>>345340006
>Paying money at all for anything
>Not just killing yourself
Plebs.
>>345327353
I emulate games but I still love novelty reproduction consoles like this.*
*as long as it emulates the games properly**
**which it rarely does
Why is everyone getting so angry about this? Just don't buy it. Not everyone obsesses over the best way to play vidya like we do, it's clearly more for them than for us.
In addition, there are some people who know HOW to emulate but find it unethical. Crazy, right?
>>345340247
>Why is everyone getting so angry about this? Just don't buy it
the existence of a product, and its likely sales figures affect future decisions of a company
>>345340247
Why are you getting so angry about people getting angry over it?
Just hide the thread.
>>345339701
>me no can emulate!
I take it rims wasn't a spelling mistake either
>shit nigga I don't know how to install Mario rims myself, fuck it i'm gonna get a mini nintendo
>>345339321
because an actual fucking NES costs less you dumbshit. there are so many better alternatives than this
>>345339839
Because I that's inefficient as fuck. Why do that when I can have one snazzy box that does everything 20 boxes will do?
That would just be dumb.
>>345339895
Find me a NES case this size for less money then queer boy.
>>345339960
Laugh all you want, it won't make your minimum wage job any better.
>>345339751
I doubt they even manufactured that many.
>>345340331
If it sells poorly, they won't make future versions.
If it sells well, it was a smart decision to make one since there is clearly a market for it.
Again, how does either of these situations impact you negatively AT ALL
>>345339264
what? are you saying they forcing them to play newly made-up sports?
>>345340519
>bragging about paying 60 dollar for 20 grams of plastic
>still asks for cheaper alternatives.
Maybe you should rethink your financial decisions if you actually need the money
>>345339726
If a game is over 20+ years old and only playable on outdated technology, I don't give a fuck about pirating it for PC.
>>345340682
The comic isn't the guy playing the latest CoD with his kid but trying to impose the exact same emotions he had playing NES. There's a difference. Both might be stupid but the latter is worse.
>>345340509
You're ignoring the fact that an NES is also about 2 or 3 times bigger and twice as ugly and three times as likely to contain roach eggs or be piss yellow with age. Try again faggot.
>>345340687
I'm not asking for anything. You faggots keep screaming about how there are cheaper options, well list them. If it's SOOOO stupid to pay money for this case, what are the magical alternatives?
Also, it should be the same size, and look the same, and cost less.
Go ahead, post links, I'll wait. Oh wait, you can't, because you're a dumb fucking piece of shit.
>>345340754
>implying any emulator in existence can deliver a true console experience on an entire library
please die
>>345340006
Closed-off, indeed. I doubt there'll be any way to modify the OS.
>>345340519
The efficiency argument can be extended further, to the point of not needing to buy a mini-NES in the first place.
>>345328295
- Hey, Jody, can I take that old book of yours - I want to make a copy of first few pages.
- No! Don't you dare stealing the pages from my book!
- I'm not, listen... Uh, fuck it.
>>345338793
But it works well though.
>>345340754
Your argument was that it's so easy to just emulate, any person who pays instead of emulating is an idiot.
Your new argument doesn't work either, since there will soon be a way to play the old games legit (ignoring the fact that there has been virtual console for years you fucking scoundrel)
>>345340820
>I want to live vicariously through my child therefore I'll make them play sports and become the best that I couldn't achieve
>I want my child to enjoy themselves therefore I'll make them try an entertainment product
One of these things is not like the other.
>>345340896
It's more like copying the entire text of a book at a book store instead of buying it
They would rightfully be upset if you did that
>>345340826
>Waaah why do people think that 60 dollars for 20 grams of plastic is stupid.
Why are you so hellbent on defending a stupid financial decision?
>>345339701
fceux
emuparadise
>>345340626
it affects their decisions to make or not make similar machines and where to spend their resources
>>345340889
Well yeah, if you try hard enough you can make literally any purchase seem retarded.
"LOL YOU SPENT 10,000 OR MORE DOLLARS ON A CAR LOLOLOLOL A 500 DOLLAR FORD PINTO WOULD DO THE SAME JOB LOLOLOL YOURE SO BAD WITH MONEY!"
>>345341105
Why are you so hellbent on making other peoples' buying decisions seem stupid? You're literally doing the exact same thing I am from the opposite side, numbnuts.
>>345340519
https://www.etsy.com/listing/266276308/raspberry-pi-nes-case-fits-all-raspberry?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_c-electronics_and_accessories-other&utm_custom1=e936ae68-2502-4335-bbfa-8d27878a0d74&gclid=CNftnZSK-80CFdgRgQodUS8BYg
Found one for ~$16
It's even smaller, and has USB built in instead of whatever controller ports nintendo is using so it saves you the trouble of eventually having to get a usb port.
At this point I think a gun to shoot yourself would be a good investment for you
>>345341161
/v/ analogies
>>345341152
Maybe video games aren't for you, pal.
>>345328102
>steal
>>345341161
>being so bad with money you have to defend the fact that you spend 60 dollars on 20 grams of plastic.
>>345341267
Maybe because it is stupid
>>345327830
>WiNi
>Weenie
OH MY KEK
>>345340887
Nothing can "deliver a true console experience on an entire library". But short of Nintendo manufacturing the chips again and building a real NES, which is highly unlikely, plus having a CRT on which to display everything, that is not achievable.
It's emulation all the way down.
You're just changing the vendor.
>>345341161
That's assuming you make things more efficient while forgetting the requirements.
For example, the car example would be solved by mentioning that the more expensive car better met your requirements.
If one aims to have a physical product that they can connect to their TV with a controller, then a mini-NES, a real NES, or a Raspberry Pi + replica controller would fit the job, and the Raspberry Pi + replica controller ought to be more efficient.
>>345341307
Taro a best.
>Final ending of Nier
Never had to laugh that hard.
But it really shows that Taro is someone special
>>345328339
>tfw 30+ years old
>tfw wanted a NES when I was a kid but my dad forced me to play old video games from the 1950s
>>345341307
He's not wrong. In a sense
>Why did you buy this device that has a dedicated purpose when you can buy this completely different thing
is what every shitposter has boiled the conversation down to. So essentially strawmans the argument, as per norm here on /v/.
>>345339701
>and you can't even find rims nowadays anyway.
You can find them on the first page of google and download torrents of every single fucking one
>>345341286
>Some random plastic shitbox made from some faggot on etsy by hand
>Buying bullshit instead of a properly injection molded plastic case
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
>>345341384
>Being so poor that $60 is a significant amount of money
WEW
E
W
>>345341095
such a shame that my money won't support Alexander Dumas and his creative endeavors
>>345331391
stupid generic normalshit
>>345341439
>NEW version with audio/video cable!
>>345340887
Does it really matter if you're playing SMB on a computer screen than a TV screen? I've played games on PC and console and would take PC over that any day because it's more accessible and has more customization.
>>345341009
Paying for an old as fuck game they've made enough money off of over and over again? Yes you're an idiot. Paying for a game that just came out? Not stupid because it's new and they need to make their money back from making it.
>>345341658
>i-it doesn't count, m-muh nippon plastic folded 1000 times
wew, at least I can tell you're just shitposting at this point. I was starting to get worried for you.
>>345341658
>I quoted you and laughed, now I win the argument
I'm neither of the people who you replied to by the way
>>345341690
You're probably joking but this kind of reasoning is exactly why /v/ is retarded.
Stealing is ok when the original creator doesn't profit.
>>345341786
FINALLY! A GAME SYSTEM FOR ME!
>>345341658
>being so delusional that you think 60 dollars for a little bit of plastic is a good financial decision.
So how much of it will mommy pay?
Why do you have to defend a stupid decision?
However you look at it, 60 dollars to make your pi hanging behind your TV look a little better is a waste of money.
>Some random plastic shitbox made from some faggot on etsy by hand
And to fit your pi you will have to make holes in the the mini-nes case.
Either way you'll probably ruin it and it will end up looking uglier than the "plastic shitbox"
>>345341846
>Paying for an old as fuck game they've made enough money off of over and over again?
Imagine applying this retard logic to non vidya. Why buy anything, because it's all been bought millions of times in the last three centuries.
>>345326865
mods will fix it
>>345341940
>Comparing a case made by a faggot on etsy to a case made by a real manufacturer
"HURR DURR YOU'RE STUPID FOR BUYING A CAR YOU COULD HAVE BUILT ONE YOURSELF OR BOUGHT THE ONE I BUILT WITH SCRAP PARTS!"
>>345341946
You're still so poor that you think $60 is significant
>>345342093
>Another poorfag who thinks $60 is significant money
I have more cash sitting in my change jar than you probably have in your bank account, it's no big deal bro.
>>345326865
Why are autists so assblasted over people buying this?
>>345342016
your mum is retarded if she thought that was the good idea to keep you alive
>>345342193
>that you think $60 is significant
where did i say that
>>345341547
True, but if the "completely different thing" still meets the requirements, and costs less, then it's simply a matter of practicality. The buyer doesn't have to use the other features if they don't want.
>>345341846
To some people, it matters to get the original experience. However, ironically, neither TVs nowadays nor monitors will actually give them the original experience (unless they have a CRT), so such arguments have become completely fruitless.
>>345342137
You *could* apply the logic to all sorts of things under the reign of copyright.
Physical items - that is, the storage for the works, or things such as pencils and paper - obviously have to be bought to hold works, create works, do things with works.
That cannot be put into question.
>>345342179
If it's even possible to mod it...
>>345342193
>60 dollars for 20 grams of plastic of which you will have to cut out a few so your Pi and cables fit
You really make poor financial decisions, it's also going to end up looking uglier than that 4 times cheaper "plastic shitbox"
And your metaphor is really stupid.
Either way, you clearly can't make good decisions.
>>345342193
You know, at this point you have no actual argument for why your investment is any better than someone who bought this thing just to play it, you just keep spamming
>lol $60 dollars isn't anything poorfag
Again proving that you're actually more retarded with your money than anyone else who bothered to buy this thing.
>>345342193
>You're still so poor that you think $60 is significant
what kind of fucking argument is that? Do you really think that handing over 60 bucks to a hobo (or relative with some substance addiction) is nothing significant to worry about, too?
>>345342325
Right here
>>345341384
If you think it's stupid, it means you think $60 is significant money.
>>345342543
Metaphor is perfect, sorry you disagree, poorfriend.
>>345342561
And the only argument you can come up with is "YOURE BAD WITH MONEY!"
>>345342586
>Implying charity is the same as a purchase for myself
>>345342596
that's not my post
again, as I have already stated, My first post speaking to you is >>345341946 which is just making fun of your retarded argument strategy, I honestly have no clue nor do I care what you're arguing about.
>>345342596
>If you think it's stupid, it means you think $60 is significant money.
>if I pay 60 dollar for a triangle shaped bottle of cola and you think it's stupid it means you're poor
You're clearly a retard.
>>345342731
>"YOURE BAD WITH MONEY!"
Not an argument but a conclusion.
The argument is that spending 60 dollars for a little bit of plastic is stupid therefore you're bad with money.
If the performance is good, this is a good buy.
If it's low effort and doesn't perform well, it isn't.
We simply don't have enough data to come to a conclusion yet.
Can we move on?
>>345342983
>60 dollars for what can be achieved with a 5 dollar pi zero is a good buy
>>345342217
>there are people who want to play NES games but don't already have an emulator and every game ever, or a physical NES and cartridges, or downloaded NES games on their Wii
>but they will buy a miniature NES-shaped box that can only run a small set of preinstalled games
>these people exist
>>345342731
>And the only argument you can come up with is "YOURE BAD WITH MONEY!"
Remember, you started this by laughing at people who bought this thing just to play it by saying you would take this $60 case and try and shove a rasberry pi, usb ports, and other shit into it, even though it's even more of a waste of time and money.
>>345342440
>simply a matter of practicality
The practicality is lost because recommending a rasberry pi requires the user to exert more effort and spend more money to get equivalent functionality. Rasberry Pi is not made for the same people that this 30 in one console is made for. Consoles may have become shitty in the last two generations, but they still hold the advantage of >it just works without requiring significant user input/modification.
>You could apply the logic to all things under the reign of copyright
Which is why it's retarded. People have a need/want for things. Companies produce items to fit those wants and needs. Nobody is retarded in this situation.
>>345343242
>spend more money to get equivalent functionality.
A 5 dollar pi zero can run SNES games 100% fine.
And Nintendo's VC is worse than the best emulators.
>>345343157
>there are people poor enough to bitch about this
>literally crying for people who have nothing to do with them not to buy a product
>>345343157
>have all the roms
>have about 150 NES carts
>own a couple VC games
>still going to buy this
>>345343157
what if I do both?
>>345326865
>no CRT support
What's the point?
>>345343440
>5 dollar Pi Zero
And then what else does it require to function?
>External memory
>Controller
>Knowledge of emulation/emulators and ability to execute knowledge
Etc. If you cannot understand why some people would opt for simple convenience, then there's no point in me responding to anything more.
>Have legacy captcha
>Literally cannot read the shit I'm trying to solve
I'm a robot.
I'm just going to leave this here
http://www.nintendoemulator.com/nes/
cost: $ 0.00
>>345344074
>External memory
>Controller
Still clearly cheaper than the minines and can play SNES games fine
>Knowledge of emulation/emulators and ability to execute knowledge
Literally just follow instructions, it's as easy as can be, because everything is written step by step.
If people are too stupid to follow a few steps then they deserve to be ripped off.
>>345344413
>nintendoemulator.com
>>345344543
>Literally doesn't understand the point of convenience
>Continues posting to reinforce that he doesn't understand this concept
Good job there champ.
>/v/ hates the Wii
>Is a massive success of a console
>/v/ loves the WiiU
>Is an utter failure
>/v/ rages about pokemon go
>Is one of the most successful games in nintendo history
>/v/ hates the new NES
Hmm, I wonder what will happen. I think every game company should regularly check /v/ so they can do the exact opposite of what /v/ suggests.
>>345344543
why do you think people still buy consoles instead of PCs?
>>345344918
>>/v/ rages about pokemon go
fucking kek my man, there is like 3 different threads up right now.
>>345344413
Just going to leave this here:
fbi.gov
cost: average settlement of $100,000
>>345326865
I considered buying it because it has most of my favorite NES games (excluding Tengen Tetris), and it comes with """genuine""" NES controllers. Also, Bubble Bubble is not on the fucking eShop.
But that price, man. I wouldn't have minded if it at least came with a Wifi access to download more games. You can buy an Apple TV or a Roku for basically the same price, and be able to do more shit and mod it (if you're into that kind of stuff).
Hopefully my Nintendrone "I need it" sense doesn't activate when this piece of shit comes out.
>>345343157
>have Super Aario All Stars on Wii
>Still going to buy this
Are you so mad that I'm going to spend my money on something I want that you are going to kill yourself autist?
>>345328102
here we go again
blah blah blah raspberry pi
blah blah blah I'm a fucking retard
blah blah blah buying 10 of these just to spite you
These threads in a nutshell
>>345345187
>"""genuine""" NES controllers
you're quite naive
Why would I buy a bootleg product when I can get the official one straight from the company itself? I'm not a dog eating chink so I'll get the NES-mini.
>>345345310
Did you notice the triple-layered quotation marks, anon?
I think I made it pretty obvious.
>>345343769
3rd and 4th gen consoles have a lot of "muh filterz" arguments, but I think 5th and 6th gen games need them more. If you play NES with no filters filters you see the sprites the artists drew without and blurriness to mask how low-res it is.
PS1 games have low quality videos and pre-rendered 2D backgrounds that look like absolute dogshit. But when you run it on a CRT it magically looks great, that video looks like a TV show.
>>345344856
>convenience
>paying 30 dollars more, 2-3 hours work for most people
Looking up instructions how to install your shit takes less time.
>>345345438
>Why would I buy a bootleg product
because it's coming down the same assembly line, and costs less
>>345336153
>xbox
>dildo
Xbox confirmed for making you gay.
>>345345257
you sound mad as fuck
>>345331391
You must be new here. The biggest wish of most 4channers is that they were average normies.
>>345345310
what kind of controllers are you expecting exactly?
It's like the SNES wii controllers that were released in japan, they're the same thing as in the past but with wii ports and some slightly better materials.
Has a bunch of good games, can plug it right into a tv, comes with an nes controller.
Sounds good to me.
Even if you only like half the games coming on it, it's still cheaper than buying them all on the virtual console.
I might get one.
>>345345715
cheap knockoffs that superficially look like the NES controllers but use very cheap components that fuck with the durability and balance of it, possible wrong dimensions as well. This product is aimed at the nostalgia idiots, there's no reason to go for build quality in any form
>>345344413
This site is great! Finally I can play NES games. I like this because emulators are too hard for me. If I want to use a gamepad I only need to install 2 additional programs. Or I could break out the xpadder and do a custom configuration.
But I'll just play nintendo games on the keyboard because I'm a fucking numbnuts who's too goddamn stupid to download a real emulator and load a rom.
>>345346019
You haven't even touched them. How do you know they're cheaply made? None of Nintendo's controllers have ever been cheaply made except N64 controllers outside of Japan, and that was only due to toy safety laws.
>>345346376
>How do you know they're cheaply made?
I don't. You asked what I expect, and I said what I expect
>None of Nintendo's controllers have ever been cheaply
none have been sold as part of a nostalgia emubox either. The box looks careless to me, with a clear focus on profit over quality
>>345346639
You are the biggest Negative Nancy I've ever seen.
>>345327353
>le everyone in the world emulates games meme
I'm gonna buy one, its a good list of games. I only emulate gameboy games and play them on my phone.
I don't like playing NES/SNES game on my phone/PC. I just can't get into it, the immersion gets ruined for me.
>>345346756
thanks, I suppose. Usually people on here tell me the polar opposite
>>345326865
>implying anyone is retarded enough to pre-order this
>>345327387
It's a nunchuck port you retard
>>345347349
playing NES games with a nunchuck sounds odd
>>345347440
You're an idiot.
>>345328373
>Nintendo
>Worth supporting
They are literally the worst thing that has ever happened to the industry, in the fucking history of video games.
>>345327601
>INSTEAD OF RELEASING A REAL CONSOLE
>NX coming out in march
???
>>345345581
I'm getting the NES mini.Actually, I'm buying two.What are you gonna do about it huh sperglord?
>>345330810
>Not Popstations
Fuck off nerd
>>345328706
Because not everyone on this Earth is a computer savvy, pirating NEET like you, anon. Not everything is meant to be marketed to you.
>>345328373
>nintendo
>worth supporting
lol
>>345334867
Her nudes already look inhuman
>>345348040
Buy $120 worth of Mountain Dew
You jelly?
>>345334027
It's literally just an NES emulator with a bunch of rims loaded onto like a 128mb drive
>>345348126
>implying downloading an .exe and a couple of .zips is difficult
If you can install Chrome, you can use an emulator.
>>345326865
I just looked at a list of all the games, almost none of them are good, even the good ones like Castlevania and Final Fantasy are too hard for the people who will buying this.
>>345347560
>Saves the industry after the crash
>Worst thing that has ever happened to the industry
Fucking kek
>gimmicky controls
>locked on disc content
>ayyyyyyyyboos mcdonalds toys
>hardware so weak no third party dev wants to touch it
>charging for roms
is nintendo the biggest jew company in history? how are they even still alive? who buys this shit?
>>345347560
Underage summerfag detected. Can't wait for school to start up again.
>>345327638
>He doesn't own a REAL NES to cram his throbbing cock into
Why even live?
>>345348759
>Sony and Microsoft charges for online
B-b-but Nintendo!!!
Might have been interested if it was an noac design like the old licensed sega genny boxes but there's no real reason to pay for an emulator running on such low power hardware.
>>345328719
They do now :^)
>>345337837
>a friend played Deus Ex IW when he was little
>not many years ago played HR
>will refuse to play Deus Ex 1 "it's too dated hurr durr"
>all these people ITT thinking Nintendo is marketing the NES Classic directly to them
>they keep spouting that pirating games is better than this product that isn't marketed at them
>people ITT legitimately getting offended that this thing exists, as if it were marketed to them
>people
>think
>this
>is
>marketed
>at
>them
JUST x100000
>>345347560
This, Nintendo is the entire reason consoles still exist. If they didn't intervene, we'd be in a glorious PC Master Race gaming utopia, where only the truest of gentlemen could play games and the only e-sports would be games that take true skill like WoW PvP, CS:GO, Brood War, Civ 4, Melee and Halo. Fuck Nintendo.
>>345341439
Is that need for speed game on the right?
>>345349364
>Nintendo is the entire reason consoles still exist
so you're agreeing with >>345347560
>>345349306
I'm just fearing the day when nothing Nintendo makes is marketed at me. Or maybe that already happened 20 years ago and I'm just too much of a manchild to realize it.
>>345349531
Yes, I am. Fuck consoles, fuck MOBAS, fuck Street Fighter and fuck Nintendo for being responsible for the birth of these.
>>345348545
>implying
I wasn't. I know it's not hard, but to people who are older than us who aren't up to date on what computers can do and what you can do on them wonmt know to download an emulator, or even know what an emulator is. This was the point I was trying to make.
>>345348126
>paying money for an emulator because it's in a cute box
>not even guaranteed to be a 100% accurate customized emulator
>probably a licensed version of a "just okay" emulator you can download from the internet right now
This is a product for people who don't give a shit. If you had any interest in playing old NES games you would have been able to figure out Nintendo emulators sometime in the past 20 years. It's literally click "load rom" click your game (unless you use autism shit like higan or retroarch).
(i use retroarch too but only because it's less autistic than PS1 and TG16 CD emulators)
>>345348759
Dude, EPIC meme! xDDDD
>>345349690
fair enough, just checking. Sometimes it's hard to tell on the internet. A lot of people seem to think consoles are a good thing
>>345349761
Is retropie better? I've heard you can install kodi on the Pi through retropie.
>>345349306
Ha ha. How dare they aim their target demographic at those who are now old enough to remember these games? Ha ha ha. This isnt marketed at them, not at all.
>>345349667
Honestly, you're acting just a little bit paranoid. The NX is still coming, and I doubt the gimmick will be as crazy, in your face as the Wii's was. This little trinket isn't really much more than merchandise in comparison to all the games and consoles they still make. Though that may just be me who thinks this.
>>345330454
Joke's on you, my dad forced me to play sports and banned me from watching TV and playing video games until weekend evenings.
I am now very good at most sports, yet I hate them. And I am a huge nerd.
>>345341560
You wouldn't download a car would you
>>345350014
You have misconstrued my post to levels I didn't think were possible.
>>345350363
pray he doesn't alter it further
The fact people feel the need to shill so hard against this is proof positive /v/ is shit.
$70? More like 100€ am I right?
>>345350545
unlikely they'll cross the psychologically important 3-digit threshold
>>345326865
preorder?
1. no one preorders anything anymore, there is never a short supply of anything
2. no reason to buy 20 year old games AGAIN FOR THE 7TH TIME
3. this is aimed EXCLUSIVELY at people who dont play video games anymore, hoping to grab them with nostalgia
>>345350240
>Translation: I got participation trophies and coach said I was special!
>castlevania 2
>>345350858
No faggot, I'm 30. I grew up when we still god trophies for being good. Also, my coach was my dad most of the time so he told me I sucked more than anything. But he actually worked with me.
>>345350983
>Not liking it because Angry Video Game Cuck doesn't
Castlevania 2 is far superior to 1 and 3.
I just want the controller.
Hopefully Mini SNES will be next on the chopping block. Getting a good SNES Controller is like finding a damn unicorn.
>>345349306
Who is the target market?
NES games are "your dads toys"
Emulating NES is older than most of the people on the this board
The retro video game hipsters that worshiped NES are fucking old now
The Angry Video Game Nerd is washed-up and irrelevant in the age of video game streamers
Who's the target market, dumb assholes who expect little kids to appreciate video games from 30 years ago? Tech-blog writers? That middle-aged dude who stopped playing video games when he was a teenager but wants to relive his childhood right now for some reason?
>>345351157
>30
>Still playing video games
>Still logging on a Chinese cartoon forum
Shouldn't you be raising a family? Or at the very least, getting married?
>>345351448
Normalfags and the people who buy/scalp every piece of Nintendo merch that gets released
>>345351215
>far superior
>because its not linear
>everything else is shittier
>NPcs are 10x worse and more cryptic than dark souls
>>345350983
I can't help but wonder if the third parties were the ones who decided on which of their games got added. I can chalk Castlevania 1 and 2 up to either Konami not knowing shit about their own classics or just handing them whichever games they knew had Simon Belmont in them. Likewise, I can see Capcom putting out only Mega Man 2 and none of the others because they still want to sell the Legacy Collection but didn't want to look like the jews who kept motherfucking Mega Man out of a NES collection. And then there's Final Fantasy and no Dragon Warrior which speaks for itself to anyone who knows Square Enix at this point.
>>345331391
Are you 16?
>>345328706
>I don't know how anyone could fall for this
>I don't know
There's your problem. Sounds like you don't get out and socialize with people who are different than you.
>>345326865
Who the fuck preorders a plug n play?
>>345351451
>it's another "i'm gonna make something of my life" poster
>being this delusional
>>345343769
what the fuck do you mean? just run it on a crt you stupid fucker
also left looks better. i see the appeal of crt but left always looks better. physical filters are still filters and it looks phenomenally much fucking better
>>345348759
>locked on disc content
I remember guitar hero 3's controller never could be fixed due to the content being locked on disc. I fucking cannot believe how shitty the launch was and how there was no fix for it.
>>345351451
What part of
>I am a huge nerd
Didn't you understand?
I'm watching EVO and eating some sweet kettle chips. I live on my own and I do what I want (which is nothing).
Also,
>getting married
>current year
Do you want to lose your money?
>>345351448
People who are 40-50 now and remember playing these games with their kids when they were younger and can barely comprehend cell phones, let alone emulators, and don't understand why the hell Super Mario Bros 3, a 26 year old game, is $20 online and sees this as a much better deal.
My dad wants one.
>>345348737
>drones still unironically believe this meme
>>345351570
>no Dragon Warrior
>only the most famous free giveaway for Nintendo Power subscribers
Nah just add random games until we get to 30. It has to be 30 because that's a nice round meme number also used by Rare Replay.
>>345351448
It's only $60 bucks.
Yes to be fair it's not the amazing deal that is Sonic's Genesis Collection, but still that's fair price. Comes with the nostalgic controller and 29 Good gamesJames is right Simon's Quest is crap.
>>345351448
Litterally everything you have said has proven my point. Yes, those exact people ARE the ones being marketed to, you tremendous faggot. For once something hasnmt been marketed to NEETs like you, and you're freaking the fuck out.
>>345349074
Nintendo had their chance with SSBB Online, only to make it unplayable online. After that experience I'll never trust nintendo ever again to make a good online game.
>>345352846
this
if nintendo had anything worth playing online then you know they would charge for their online service too
>>345351570
Squenix was surprisingly generous with this.
>>345352534
Kinda disapointed that it is just limited to 30 games.
I really hope Nintendo purposely made it easily hacked so you can just put in the entire NES/Famicom Library. That would be Snazzy as hell and truly worth $60 if not more.
>>345352809
>OLD GAMES targeted at PLEBS who would not even dare to play Deus Ex 1 because "too dated man"
>assuming these ppl would touch nes or snes games even with a long stick
>>345328826
Like was said, nothing.
This will still sell more than the Wii U.
I actually liked to play some emulator games on wii that I bought from wii store. Mario RPG especially seems fun. Too bad the normal wii experience never quite got into me, maybe it's the controller or the games just suck
Balloon Fight
Bubble Bobble
Castlevania
Castlevania II: Simon's Quest
Donkey Kong
Donkey Kong Jr.
Double Dragon II: The Revenge
Dr. Mario
Excitebike
Final Fantasy
Galaga
Ghosts'N Goblins
Gradius
Ice Climber
Kid Icarus
Kirby's Adventure
Mario Bros.
Mega Man 2
Metroid
Ninja Gaiden
Pac-Man
Punch-Out!! Featuring Mr. Dream
StarTropics
Super C
Super Mario Bros.
Super Mario Bros. 2
Super Mario Bros. 3
Tecmo Bowl
The Legend of Zelda
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link
>no contra 1
>no jackal
>no ninja gaiden
>Castlevania 2 instead of 1 or 3
>DK
>DK JR
>Gradius instead of life force
>>345353110
>things that never happen
people will do anything for attention and to seem like a special snowflake for playing le retro gaems xDDD
>>345353319
The Wii U selling more than the Dreamcast was a "celebration". Of course the new NES will sell more!
>>345350543
/v/?
What's that?
You mean neogaf''s imageboard?
>>345341690
the funny part here is how Dumas used the work of uncredited assistants for most of his stories
also ghostwriters are literally called "niggers" in french
>>345353419
>castlevenia listed
>>Castlevenia II insteand of 1 or 3
Check this 5
>>345351570
Aren't all of those games on Virtual Console?
>>345327024
>Small mario
>>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
duuuuuude that'd be some tight shit. I like the idea of modernizing old technology in cute ways like this.
I hope to god that there's some sort of USB or SD slot instead of whatever proprietary shit they might pull with the 30 games. Maybe then there'd be a possibility of putting your own ROMs on a stick and just using the nuNES as a fancy dedicated emulator.
>>345335603
tecmo bowl is preloaded on it
This is genius.
It gives the casual Pokemon GO crowd a gateway back into Nintendo and the hardcore gets a neat collectible plus cheap NES controllers for the Wii/WiiU.
Not to mention all the free publicity from OP.
>>345353742
Fair enough, still >castlevania 2
Buy a USB controller and download an emulator for free and you can play any retro game you want.
Welcome to 10 years ago, fags.
>>345353520
I guess modern gaming status. Posting pictures of this console sitting on shelf is pretty silly. It would be better if it at least had option to post screenshots to facebook. It has modern cpu/OS in it, no reason why limit this box just to play old games.
>>345326865
>>not even a nifty display showing the title of the game running
Isn't that the point of looking at the tv?
>>345353889
cryptic puzzles aside, CV2 is incredibly easy and will appeal more to the casuals who get destroyed by CV1
>>345353880
This tbhfamicom
>>345353925
Yeah, I'm sure no one knows about emulation on 2016, it's only a secret club for epic hacker millennials.
I'm sure emulation will be a reason for someone to not buy this.
>>345353880
It also helps with BotW advertising, since they're selling it as a return to Zelda 1's style rather than "just another open world game"
>>345327420
>Weed
Bitch what about the cum rations? Where can I hide those
>>345349690
>>345349364
Wait how does the non-existence of Nintendo would allow Brood War to happen but not Dota?
unless mobas means something else here
>>345353945
>just posting pictures of it on shelves
Oh how naive you are. This will get millions of selfies with people holding the thing up to their face, or selfies of them next to the TV with SMB1 on the screen.
>>345354318
They buy emulation on mobiles too.. so it wouldn't surprise if there are plenty of people buying this for that reason alone.
>>345354489
>That nintendo controller
???????
>>345354714
Still, it's cancer
>>345354489
these gloves are a joke, fucking soft thumbed niggersalthough the PSP nub hurts my soul
>>345353419
>DK, Pac-Man, Galaga, Gradius
Wasting slots on inferior arcade ports (Donkey Kong is missing a level, for god's sake play the original Pac Man somewhere else besides this crappy NES version)
>Super C
But no Contra with the 30 MAN CODE EPIC I'M-SO-RETRO-FOR-KNOWING-THIS MEME? Come on
>Mega Man 2
Surprised Capcom let them use this instead of giving them Mega Man 1 and telling them to fuck off
>Cuck-Out!! Featuring Mr. Faggot
History has proven that Mike Tyson is a cool guy and Nintendo looks stupid with their FAKE version of Punch-Out for queers
>>345341439
FINALLY! A GAME SYSTEM FOR ME!
>>345355001
hey the n word is a bad word
>>345327035
yea cause having spider in my 30 year old nes id a huge issue
>>345328715
And Nintendo has a VERY large casual audience. A first party emulator with first party accessories would sell very quick. In my opinion they're a worthy investment.
>>345355173
>ages 3 & up
>>345355173
/Thread
>>345355167
HULLO!
>>345334867
just get a new one in 4 years then
So is there any reason to use this over RetroPi?
>>345351215
I am a person who argues that Castlevania 2 is much better than what people think, but if they don't fix the shitty text it's going to be bad
>>345328925
It's basically an indie console. Remind me again why the Wii U costs more than $100?
>>345355257
Niggers deserve death
>>345355503
>>345352534
>Nobody realizes its 30 games because it would cost $60 to buy 30 NES Games on the eShop
>>345353419
>No Dragon Quest
>No Fleenstones
>No NWC
>>345327353
>Is it so normies can post on facebook how much of a le nerd they are?
That is exactly what is happening. My normie brother asked me today on FB what my thoughts are on it were.
>>345355963
More than that even. It's be a solid 150 dollars if you get these on eshop. Even cut that in half to make up for anything you wouldn't be interested in and that's still $75. But this is /v/ where all games should be only bought during steam sales so you can spend less than a dollar on everything.
>>345356376
>steam
yeah, /v/ is a shameless Steam whore. Which is kind of odd, considering Steam is just console gaming for PC
>>345354406
........you again
>>345351215
>I only play Metroidvanias
>>345356583
>image looks old as fuck
>OJ getting lynched
This must be from the old Web 1.0 internet. I wish somebody made a machine that saved old webpages, because gosh I'd love to view those historical sites again. If somebody put the 30 best websites of the 90s into a box that looks like a tiny internet, I'd totally buy it.
lots of sony hate for the mini-NES
the mini-NES looks great. sony is mad because nintendo can shit out their own gimmicks at will, with little overhead and development costs and basically print money.
sony on the otherhand has failed at every single gimmick and IP they invest into, and pour millions into bullshit.
im not a poorfag so i can blow 60$ on a desktop ornament. i also have other shit which has no purpose other than to look good sitting on my desktop, like that large scale micromachine x-wing
it doesn't actually fly like a real xwing but i keep it there anyway because im not a chinese faggot from neogaf
the mini-NES looks great
its an amazing item and you are a fool not to buy one
go with your heart, not with the opinion of neogaf/v/
>>345342280
WAY OUTTA LINE! YOU LEAVE MY MOTHER OUT OF THIS ASSHOLE
>>345357507
agreed
>>345357507
>like that large scale micromachine x-wing
post it
>>345357051
Well, I'd rather buy that than a sad abortion of an attempt at a 30 in 1
>>345357507
>im not a poorfag so i can blow 60$ on a desktop ornament.
Well gee, why would I blow 60$ on a desktop ornament when I can get either a midi controller with that money? Emulators are free, why do this?
>>345357507
>im not a poorfag
>i have $60
>>>/leddit/
Nintendo aren't getting another dime from me after the N3DS.
... except Zelda
.. and unless the NX has a strong launch lineup
>>345357507
>false flagging this desperately
fuck off sonigger
>>345358034
b-b-but
>>345357051
>I wish somebody made a machine that saved old webpages
this is bait right? I just want to be sure
>>345358296
>le jew poster
>>>/pol/
>>345358378
what gave it away? The "30 best <things on that old thing>" bit? or the "looks like a tiny <old thing>" bit?
>>345358509
>>>/tumblr/
Its better than Nintendo's last sad attempt at reselling a dead horse
>>345358984
Good goy, send him away so that I can peddle the jewbox unmolested.
>>345359171
sure is false flag in here
>>345358976
>Mystery TFT Display
truth
>>345326865
There's a new megadrive with games installed on and shit, even that had a cartridge slot.
Poor show boys, poor show
>>345327525
>laissez faire capitalist
>on my /v/
>>345359508
with the whole device being about the size of a slot, that would be tricky. The target demographic of this device doesn't have the cart games anyway
>>345328295
>clone one digitally
ftfy
>>345359312
I said leave goy, I'm running a family entertainment business here!
>>345328373
>the only videogame company worth supporting
the video game economy*
>>345330265
lel guess i'll only play uncopyrighted roms, or copyrighted ones that i ripped myself from my own games then
>>345328373
>the only videogame company worth supporting
nice (((((opinion))))) you have there, that certainly wasn't propped up by compensation
>>345328339
>going to be a father
>hope the child is into the same things we are
>dreading I'll end up unintentionally doing this
>>345328339
>giving your kid context on you as a person is somehow bad
Shitters who didn't have good fathers, reporting live.
>>345327035
Unless you are a disgusting fuck, spiders or any bugs shouldnt be in your home. Ive yet to see an ant or spider in my house since summer started.
Stop being a fat slug and clean your basement.
>>345360119
In his defense (because he's serious and you calling him a shill doesn't change that) Nintendo makes more games with the goal of being GAMES than both Sony and Microsoft. I say this with a PS4 6 feet away from me.
If you don't see this then the topic is too complex for you.
You know why Sonyggers and Pcucks are pissed? Emulators exist, but the NES-mini will still sell gangbusters and print money. It's not fair to them.
it's basically like one of those cheap Chinese knockoff consoles that look like a Playstation and come with a 1000 NES games on it. I can see why someone would prefer to play on an original NES with a CRT over emulation but this is just the worst of both worlds.
>>345360413
>a PS4 6 feet away from me
door stop? reseller?
>>345360413
>Nintendo makes more games with the goal of being GAMES
Too bad they shit on their 3rd party, fuck up three consoles in a rowWii wasn't that good, spare me, pissed on their fans by not making certain gamesget a clue, sold DLC toys, etc,etc.
Microshit and Sonyshit are both fucking awful in their own way but they actually make games. If I were to get a console it would probably be from either of those two but probably PS4 'cuz RPGs.
>m-m-m-muh company saved gaems doe!!!!! that means they get a free pass fuck you sonigger lel
CUNT!
>>345330454
My kid is 2 i was born in 85 so i grew up when it was worth being a child. I still play vidya i like all the geeky shit but still dedicate all my time to him when work is done until he goes to bed. After that i play vidya and become a kid again. I never once forced or buy him clothes that jas star wars or lol vidya culture in it. If he becomes interested by himself then its his choice.
I fucking hate parents who force pop culture on their kids and give wm stupid as fuck haircuts and hip clothing.
>>345360551
On the thumbnail those things on right looked like drugs / cocaine or something
>>345361330
its inside bro
>>345355963
I fucking wish.
>>345355170
>History has proven that Mike Tyson is a cool guy and Nintendo looks stupid with their FAKE version of Punch-Out for queers
Yeah but they still don't want to pay for the license to use his likeness.
>>345358029
I think /l/eddit will work better, silly redditor
>>345358509
>t. Kike
>>345357507
I don't want to give Nintendo money for a lazily thought out product that's obviously just an insulting cash grab
It doesn't even have the novelty of the door opening
For $60 I could get an original NES and a flashcart or a raspberry pi
I have a Raspberry Pi 3 but I have no idea what to do with it
Retropie supports a bunch of games and pretty customizable, but a lot of it is burried under menus, and controller configuration is annoying as fuck
Recalbox has better features, but the emulation support isn't as good
Lakka, lol
>>345327353
B-but anon you can only download games that you only own :^)
>cheap nes clones
>cheap snes clone
>cheap genesis clones
When will there be a cheap clone for the more obscure consoles? Super cheap NeoGeo clone when?
>>345363030
That already exist.
>>345357051
http://www.warnerbros.com/archive/spacejam/movie/jam.htm
http://www.dolekemp96.org/main.htm
http://www.heavensgate.com/
http://www.extremeghostbusters.org/
http://youvegotmail.warnerbros.com/flashintro.html
http://impressive.net/games/barney/fun.cgi
http://originalhampster.ytmnd.com/
http://home.mcom.com/home/welcome.html
They got Amanda Please with the Amanda Show relaunch though ;_;
>>345363281
Where?
>>345363494
I'm not sure how you managed to miss this
We shit posted about it when it was first announced.
>>345364215
Nigga he said cheap.
>>345362741
Is retropie good or not? What about retroarch? Or what should I use?
Also just use kodi anon.
>>345364215
>over $100
Yeah, totally along the lines of the $20-$40 clone prices...
>>345364215
It was overpriced and had piss poor emulation on a chip. I remember /v/ cumming at the idea of it and it turning out to be shit.
>>345327035
>That anon who got cannibal spiders in his wii u
