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Name one video game character that could beat Jackie Chan.


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Name one video game character that could beat Jackie Chan.
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>>345312841
Jackie Chan
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>>345312841
6 Paths Madara Uchiha with both Rinnegan including Rinne Sharingan
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>>345312841
Any character that can slow down/stop time, since chan sped up a lot of his more famous scenes
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>you will never have an uncle or a grandpa as cool as Jackie
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>there exists an alternate dimension where this hack died instead of Bruce Lee
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>>345314089
>There exists an alternate universe where Jackie Chan, Bruce Lee and Jet Li are all best buds making badass kung fu movies together.
We live in a shitty world.
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>>345314089
>Implying Bruce Lee was a less of a hack.

KEK

You believe everything your read on memepedia or the edulcorated biopics ?
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>>345313740
Which madara are we talking about, though?
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>>345314258

At least he was never as big a shill for mainland china as Jackie
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>>345312841
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>>345314458
How can you not like this guy? He was the best. Rip in piece :(
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>>345314551
He's fucking alive

end yourself instead
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>>345312841
You forgot the conditions, OP.

It's Jackie Chan holding a baby while juggling vases in a table, ladders and chairs factory after watching his master die and he wants no trouble
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>>345314618
Jackie Chan holding a baby while juggling vases in a table, ladders and chairs factory after watching his master die and he wants no trouble vs Popeye on spinach
Who will win?
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He died?
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>>345314721
Can Jackie do all this?
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>>345314598
https://www.yahoo.com/news/jackie-chan-found-dead-in-hotel-room-shenzhen-200139755.html?nhp=1

bro...
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>>345314017
Apparently he's an asshole in private life, so maybe it's best you don't know him personally.
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>>345314458

If I had a father like Jackie-Chan, things would have been different.
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Bed post, cardboard uhhh Jackie Chan!
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>>345314017
>Disowns his son
>Says all of china shouldn't have rights
>Is a perfectionist and won't accept anything less
Maybe Jackie Chan would be okay as a friend but it's asking for trouble to be related to him.
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>>345314721
This isn't even a competition
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