Whats the fastest you've ever dropped a game?
>>345309024
WoW, didnt make in trough the 15 minute mark
>>345309024
Not as fast as I'd drop you son
>launch overwatch for the first time
>some faggy sjw lesbian dyke with neon hair is on the main menu
>uninstall
>>345309024
Dishonored, 30 mins in, never been so bored. Uninstall, full refund.
>>345309024
>Buy fallout 4
>Play for 5-10 mins
>"wow this is shit"
>return game
Turns out the game was shit anyways, so it worked out
>>345309024
Half Life 1, dropped it because it was too fucking slow. I was told it the best FPS ever, and we had other ideas of what that means back then.
Later did play through it with another mindset and enjoyed it, but that was after Counter Strike got big.
Diablo 3. Played something like half an hour, realised it had nothing to do with diablo or diablo II and never touched it again. Thank god you can try it for free.
>>345309024
>Launch pacman
>Finish first level in 5 minutes
>Second level is literally the first level
Why are old games always so shit?
>blizzard logo appears
>>345309024
>ask friend to teach me how to play SS13
>teaches me basic movement
>"oh man this game is janky as fuck but i guess it's playable"
>okay, next you press the Home key to drop the item in your hand
Uninstalled within the next 60 seconds
>>345309024
LoL, couldn't get past the ai battles it was so boring
>>345309072
how do you go "through" life knowing you are retarded?
>>345309115
>launch sunset overdrive some faggy too kewl 4 u, dood bro with neon hair and quips is on the main menu
>uninstall
>>345309024
Splatoon
>1 hour to get bored all of it's content.
Wolfenstein TNO really doesn't want me to play it. I hated the so actiony alternate-gameplay intro and it wants me to dick around in the control panel to make v-sync work. I'll probably give it another go, but I wasn't in the mood for its bullshit the day I tried it.
>>345309024
>was interested in a game
>/v/ in general liked it
dropped.
I dropped one of the Atelier games during the opening.
I'm convinced it killed me from all the diabetus it injected right into my eyeholes and earholes and this is just hell.
FFX-2
about 5 seconds into the opening cutscene
>>345309024
doom, 20 minutes
other than that dirt rally at 25 minutes
>>345309024
7 minutes
killer is dead
it kills my eyes, became physically painful
>>345309370
You couldn't even be assed to change the controls? Really? Not only that you get someone else to teach you how to play the game, fucking faggot, look at the controls, stupid faggot
>>345309024
Probably Castlevania Lords of Shadow 2.
I really really fucking wanted to like that game but something about the second they dropped me in that shitty futurish city just sucked it all out of me.
Only game I've ever pre-ordered and paid full price for, and I played it for maybe an hour before I ejected the disc and raped my cat with it.
>>345309024
ANY game which i have to play over 20 mins of forced turotial bullshit before I can get ti the actuall game
and
>crysis 2
>took me 15 mins to realise it was a generic linear shooter where the powers were boring as fuck and hardly felt 'powerful'
>>345309370
You should thank yourself, SS13 is filled with nothing but Shitters and badmins.
>>345309471
>He can't handle all the style
Thief. Got past the first chapter, got to the city hub area, dropped it after about 10 minutes. Never touched it again, and this was back when it first came out. I've never been more bored with a new video game that I just bought in my entire life. Buyers remorse got me so bad I started pirating ->buying if its good.
>>345309024
Not counting install/load times, it'd probably be a draw between.
Sonic (Xbox 360): Because fucking glitches right from the getgo.
Gran Turismo 5: Because I booted it up, picked a random race, and it happened to be a Non-premium car on a Non-premium track (If you don't know what those are, they're literally ports of PS2 models into the PS3 GT Engine without any upresing or texture upscaling) And on top of it all it happened to be an at the time (Dunno if they ever fixed it) a phyisics glitched combination, so the car couldn't get past a certain point in the track because the incline was too steep for it.
Resident evil Operation Raccoon City: Because holy shit that game was just bad at every level and something completely different was advertised.
Bioshock Infinite
The whole game was so uninteresting from the start. The gunplay was trying too hard to be a shooter like CoD while I was expecting something more like the first Bioshock.
>>345309024
DOTA 2
>Select Character
>See controls
>Stop playing
Horrible controls.
>>345309373
Not him but i think it's clear who the retard is mate
>>345309530
It's a fun game on the right server. His reason for dropping it is fucking retarded.
>>345309592
And I dropped it at about 17 minutes.
>>345309618
... what?
Witcher 3 in around an hour.
Controlled so fucking bad I gave up
Bloodborne. Never played a Demons or Dark souls game, wanted to see what the fuss was. Didn't realize you're supposed to die at that first wolf enemy to get weapons. Died. Dropped it. I honestly don't get it, the combat is slow and laggy as fuck. Good thing I payed 12$ for it and not 60$. Almost picked it up again today but played bayonetta instead.
>excited to play evil within
>heard good things
>buy game for ps4
>boot it up
>2 min loading screen
>PlzGodNo.jpeg
>in game
>look at plants
>drops to about 15 fps
>returned it to get Bloodborne instead
The Last Remnant, maybe two or three hours
/v/ was circle jerking this a while ago
game is trash
>>345309637
I agree it's retarded, and the game can be incredibly fun.
But my point still stands, he saved himself, and I'd bet you five bucks that the friend that introduced him is a shitter and would've gotten him banned from his favorite server by making the rookie mistake of letting said shitter friend use the computer to play SS13 on the server.Totally speaking from experience, fuck you Sunny I'm not over it.
>>345309709
>play demo on PC
>graphics settings are "high or low"
>looks like shit either way
>runs like shit either way
>>345309707
>but played bayonetta instead.
Stopped reading.
>>345309709
>>excited to play evil within
>>heard good things
What good things? Everyone said it was garbage.
>>345309709
I dropped evil within at the very first enemy encounter where you have to hide in a locker then get out of the room without being seen. How is shit like that fun?
>>345309187
this what the fuck. it looked so cool, and conceptually i couldnt find anything i might dislike. get into the game and i can barely play 15 minutes at a time. ive never had this happen before or since. ive even come back to it a few times but it feels unplayable. its supernatural or some shit
>>345309562
Not him, I liked the visual style and the gameplay, but this bitch nearly killed the entire game
>>345309024
Fuck off frog shit
>>>/r9k/
>>345309675
They updated it so it's a bit better if you change a setting in the menu. Still ain't perfect though.
One of my favorite games, but it would be a million times better if it controlled more responsively.
>>345309024
dark souls 3
>>345309808
It was the last sentence so congratulations. Bayonetta has combat that doesn't feel like its underwater. Bloodborne is the most boring game i've played in years.
>>345309808
>Stopped Reading there
>At the end of the post
If you managed to keep reading the post from there I would be legitimately surprised
>>345309810
That game was pretty hype around launch as the second coming of B-movie style survival horror ala RE 1-3 style. If he got it at launch that would explain it.
life is strange
>hella
Bordelands 2
When the robot says a mom joke for no fucking reason and then proceeds to say memes non-stop.
I've played that shit game for 6 minutes.
>>345309024
Dunno, maybe after 5 hours on Witcher 3.
You've seen all of the gameplay with a few quests.
Second fastest: Witcher 3
Stopped playing after 20 mins when it bacame obvious I had to play Witcher 2 to get what was going on
First: Drift Street Japan
Refunded after 4 minutes of playtime when I understood I was tricked into buying a mobile game
>>345309825
I didn't get Dishonered either. The gameplay is overcomplicated in a bad/easy way, you actually have too many weapons and powers to begin with and it gets ridiculous after that. Plus the level design is not very good at all.
>>345309849
witcher 2
because that opening shows some bald prick killing a king on a boat and looks fucking neato
but then you dont play as that bald guy, you play as some white hair sepheroth wanna be faggot
>>345309274
Confirmed didn't even clear the prologue chapter
Fucking ADHD generation
>>345309024
I have 2 minutes playtime in Crysis 2 on Steam, it asked me to sign up somewhere so
>>345309849
>people on /v/ hate pepe
He was born and raised on 4chan, anyone who calls someone out as a "frog-poster" is LITERALLY a newfag. Just because he got more popular among tumblr/Reddit doesn't make it bad.
But hey, stay mad kiddo.
>>345309906
Well it had a dope team behind it, but nearly everyone gave it poor to middling reviews immediately. It makes for a decent LP video, but gameplay wise it's terrible.
>start game
>hit enemy
>combo counter comes up
Crimson flag right here.
>>345309024
The opening of Metro 2033
Command & Conquer 4....me and my buddy got that shit the weekend it came out. We installed it and played the first mission and dropped that shit right after that. Went back to Kane's Wrath.
>>345310064
dumb frogposter
>>345309836
MONDO MONDO MONDO
>>345309894
>It was the last sentence so congratulations.
filename.
>>345309996
>crysis franchise
>it's literal funding for the far cry franchise
>not seeing the overblown marketing hype
>being this trolled
Alan Wake. Expected Silent Hill with Twin Peaks scenario. Got shit game with shit gameplay, dropped after 30 min
>Hatred from early 2015
>was nowhere near as edgy as i thought it would be and you cant choose with finishing move you want to do, its random
>die to a cop car that barely grazed me
>uninstalled after like 30 minutes
>Dark Souls III
>played up to Iudex Gundyr and was bored to death
>uninstalled after killing everyone in the firelink shrine
>Call of Duty Advanced Warfare
>fucking uninstalled after running around in the street a bit just after your drop pod or whatever lands
>>345309024
Dust: Elysian or whatever the fuck it's called.
I was thinking it a bastion clone. I made it past the furry intro cutscene cringing nonstop, then the gameplay sucked ass too. I think I lasted 8 minutes?
Kingdoms of Amalur Reckoning
>press block button
>shield appears out of thin air on your hand and disappears when you let go of the button
>>345310064
>you will never see that guy dress up as duke nukum and make a music video in the style of their music
feels sober man
>>345310153
It came in a bundle?
>>345309707
>combat is slow and laggy
Translation:
>waaah I don't want my actions to have consequences
7 minutes into Dear Esther I uninstalled it. If I wanted a walking simulation I'd go outside.
>>345309072
This.
>Character moves like shit, animates like shit.
>Auto-attack.
>Slow as fuck.
>Approximation hit detection.
>>345309707
Their fanbase doesn't know what fun is. My friend is a massive fan of the games and accused me of being bad at video games because I couldn't get into Dark Souls 2
This is the same guy who spent 2 hours to beat the first quest in Goodsprings on Fallout New Vegas and dropped the game because it wasn't interesting to him. Only other person irl that I know who is a fan of all the games will play through Dark Souls 3 over and over with 300 hours logged.
>>345309968
>ADHD generation
>first played it and dropped it 17 years ago
>came back to and beat it 15 years ago
I didn't even know what ADHD means until years later.
>>345309910
Adum pls
>Far cry 3
>game starts
>see that have you have to fuck about hunting random hunt shit all over the map to be craft anything
>need to craft to b able to even use more than one gun and other basic shit
Fuck that, I wanted a game not a fucking hunting simulator.
Gone home
Dropped after 10 minutes
>>345310238
>TFW too lazy to enounciate "Deus" so I keep saying it quickly and it ends up sounding as "Do Sex"
>>345310238
you are to young to be playing that game, I am not suprised you droped it that fast
>>345309024
borderlands 2. I had no knowledge of the game's writing or gameplay beforehand but was interested into playing an mmo fps with a friend. Played for just over an hour and got sick of all these characters who just wouldn't shut up.
>install MGS5
>install five updates
>install MGO
>install MGO update
>hit start
>create an MGO character
>no ponytail hairstyle option
D R O P P E D
>>345309836
>token japanese lolifu
>distracting or annoying in a very japanese game
My only problem was they didn't go more lewd.
>all creepy
>no nudity
>>345309024
As far as I can remember, it was probably Murdered Soul Suspect.
>Start up campaign
>Watch intro
>Walked up to the door
>Realised it's another Heavy Rain shitter
>Uninstall before even opening the first door
>>345309024
Final Fantasy Zero HD
What a shit show. My friends all said "it gets better!" but I barely had the motivation to finish Chapter 1. Combat is just not fun. The characters are Japanese tropes but not the fun kind.
The first 15 minutes are about some rando dying and the assholes you WILL be playing with show up too late to save him. Fuck this
>>345309024
I dont play games
>>345310238
Same. I let a nostalgia fag talk me into playing this
Divinity Original Sin
I was hoping for a nice looking new-ish RPG... but it turned out to be a not particularly enjoyable bloated-numbers-cruncher
>>345309024
I've forgotten the full name for it, but it was some PS3 VN called Tokyo Twilight something.
Dropped it in 15 minutes because it was so fucking bad.
>>345310403
If you still have it, try getting back to it, it gets pretty interesting, and it opens up more as you head further along. Its definitely not Heavy Rain shitter.
I mean its not GOTY, but its neat all the same.
>>345310154
>muh flashlightan game
Alan Wake is garbage
>>345309024
10 minutes
battleborn beta
GTAV.
I really got annoyed by the superhuman physic cops.
What's the point of a vast, empty, secluded majority of the map when cops know everything you do the split second you do them?
>>345310124
Implying that was your joke. Nice try. Bloodborne is overrated and boring. Maybe I'll pick it up again sometime, it just felt slow and I didn't care for it. I like faster combat
Gaiden black
Bayo 1/2
Dmc 1,3/4
Won 101 was instantly fun to me over Bloodborne. I just felt like I was missing something. I don't see the appeal. Nice pic. I'm glad you have both as well. Way to justify your awesome posts with a pic.
It really made you seem right when you posted that. Really strengthened your opinion. Justified everything.
>>345310427
FF games have been going down the drain for like ten+ years now, not to mention Zero started development as a fucking cellphone game.
this is the most pathetic thread on /v/ in recent six months
even "no gf" threads aren't that terrible
Witcher 3
>Yeah let's start the game with a naked woman HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE YEAH!!
Anno 1404
Game crashes a few hours in, deletes my save. Checked online for people having the same issue, learned nothing. Nobody knows what caused it, nobody knows a solution, nobody even knows how to restore the save without using shitty Windows Restore because the game doesn't even keep backups itself.
Wasn't going to risk having that shit happen again with more hours invested into it, so I just dropped completely it. I was really enjoying myself, too.
>Bloodborne
25(twenty-five) fps , dropped it instantly
Games I've dropped harder than a fat guy having a seizure:
DBZ ultimate tenkaichi
DragonAge origins
Tomb raider Underworld
Borderlands 1 (only because it just came out and I had no idea what I was in for. Played it later though)
Borderlands 2
World of Warcraft
Age of empires 2 HD
All the ratchet and clank, and also the jax and daxter games
Infinite undiscovery
Star ocean (the Xbox 360 one)
Amnesia machine for pigs
KOTOR 2 (only because ive never played the first one and its a bit dated. Will revisit one day)
Crash Of The Titans
Superhot
Rock band Beatles
There's a lot more but I forgot
>>345310189
At least it was free on xbox live.
>dropped also
>mfw over an hour to download this shit
>>345310557
>Justified everything.
Stopped reading.
>>345310368
You fell for my trick. I played it on release when you were probably still toilet training.
>>345310445
Actual underage. Get out.
>>345310569
Why don't you pull up a chair and tell me your troubles, señor gato?
>>345310583
tits or gtfo
>>345309024
I stubbed my toe on the good for nothing footrest
>>345310231
Or, the combat is slow and feels like its underwater.
>>345310569
>butthurt faggot cant stand other people having different opinions
reddit is that way
>>345310618
>All the ratchet and clank, and also the jax and daxter games
For what reason?
@345310583
Doesn't even deserve the (you) notification
>>345309024
Dragon Age two flew out of the windoo.
>>345310639
>You fell for my trick. I played it on release when you were probably still toilet training.
well I was 10 but sure, whatever you say big boy
Dota 2. Played it like 30mins and never touched it again
>>345309024
GTA 3 in 10 minutes
I've borrowed the ps2 version from a friend. The forced auto-aim sucked so fucking hard compared to any other game, driving controlls were horrible, there was no map and everything looked like a low budget shortest. That was in 2005 and the game had already aged like milk.
>>345310246
Yeah, I'm not saying its a shit game, I just dont see the appeal.
Baldur's Gate 2 within 15 minutes. Didn't even get to the second part of Irenicus' Dungeon. Later I reelayed it to see if it'd click now. I beat Irenicus' dungeon and now it's in my top 10 games.
>>345310246
>Unironically hypocritical crybaby post.
Sounds like a rock-solid case of you and your friend are both insufferable contrary faggots, m8.
>>345309024
Destiny
>>345310583
>getting triggered by nudity in a witcher game
top kek
Sleeping Dogs
>finish tutorial part
>free to run around
>get in a car
>driving model is so shit I quit and unistall the game
This happened again months later when I gave the game another thinking I overreacted the first time.
>>345310756
>low budget shortest
*low budget shitfest
Fix
>>345310762
*Replayed
>>345310473
>Hold X to reach for the door handle
I just can't deal with this. I did the buggaloo reaching back and forth before quitting, because it's just so ridiculous. Maybe I'll give it a try sometime, when I'm immensely bored.
>>345309024
I tried some Vampire Bloodlines game on PC. It wouldn't let me skip through dialogue with NPCs by clicking or pressing any keys, and one of the first guys who talked to me sounded like Bender from Futurama.
I just can't deal with games that don't let me power through dialogue I can read faster than they speak. If it controlled like the Oblivion or New Vegas, it'd be different, but I exited it and uninstalled through immediate frustration. It was maybe 10 minutes of playing, including the stupid long intro.
I bought that Star Ocean game because people kept calling it "The xenoblade of ps4" but it was way boring.
>>345309618
I can understand not liking MOBAs, but the controls, really? It is literally just QWER, ZXC, and right click/left click.
Elder Scrolls Oblivion
Tried reinstalling more than 3 occasions just to think to myself "I'm too old for this shit"
>>345310710
I guess the style of gameplay doesn't appeal that much to me.
>>345309024
bought team fortress 2 for 10 dollars
played it for 20 minutes and stopped because it was so boring.
I played a few hours of gta5 before I stopped
I forced myself to play destiny for like 10 hours before I had to admit it was shit.
>>345309968
Oh the irony.
>>345310427
I ended up liking it. It does in fact get better but it def has major flaws. You have 14 people but only 3 active and the players you dont use dont autolevel so you have to constantly keep switching and shit gets annoying. A lot of missable shit too that there is no way you would figure out unless you looked up. Missions are pretty repetative too. Fetch quests and monster slaying. But for some reason it is enjoyable.
>>345310932
That literally happens at the start to set up the whole "You're dead" shit.
Jesus dude, you seem like a massive faggot.
Without a doubt bioshock is the most overrated game of all time
>bought it 2 month ago, see all the hype and GOAT praise
>start game, atmosphere is cool
>gameplay is dry as shit
>stick with it and get a few powers still shit
>annoying ass camera and turrets at every fucking corner and to get rid of them you have to do an even more annoying repetitive puzzle
>gunplay is stale as shit and mobility is shit
>back tracking out the ass
Think I gave it 3-4 hours before I finally gave up, think I had fun for 20 mins tops.
>>345310557
>Bloodborne has slow combat
>Hurr Durr how does dodging work?
Try a new argument bud
>>345310938
I swear you can skip through the conversations. Did you try pressing all the keys? Maybe you need the unofficial patch to do it, I'm not sure. You should get the patch anyway, since it fixes a lot of things, and lets you skip the long-ass intro.
>>345311070
This tbqh. It's like the whole world is in on some joke to make that piece of garbage seem good. I can't see how anyone could enjoy it.
>>345309329
>5 minutes
literally casual
>>345310569
(You)
>>345311063
Like I said, it's Heavy Rain gameplay. Fuck that shit.
If you dislike me for it, then good. I don't want anyone liking Heavy Rain to like me anyway.
>>345310673
No, bloodborne has pretty fast combat, you're just shit
>>345310839
I wanted to play an epic adventure game with a good story and instead I got erotica filled with male gaze? Of course I'm "Triggered"
>>345310656
Grow up
>>345310673
Not him, but respond startup on most moves is between 2f roll startup and 3-4f for most light attacks (it least in BB). Doubled for the rate, 4-8f startup is actually fairly swift for most games (even quicker than the startup on few Shuraba/Pillow Talk moves from Bayo).
>>345310597
Oh, don't say BB. The fanboys will come out and tell you to gg
>>345311258
kill yourself
About 5 or so years back, I spent a little over a month [yes, an entire month] downloading a [pirated] version of John Woo's stranglehold.
I played it for about thirty minutes, and never touched it again.
>everyone is praising Skyrim as the best RPG ever
>one of the best selling games on steam
>pirate it to give it a try
>intro is horribly bad
>quests are shitty, every NPC is boring and has the same voice
>world is copy pasted sonwy mountain and empty forrest
>enemies are a joke
>loot is a joke
>"but you le need MODS to make it good anon"
>waste 8 hours installing mods and making everything work
>game looks better but is still shitty
>pop up Deadly Premonition on 360 and never get back to Skyrim
All Bethesda games suffer from this shit, they make bad, boring, empty games and people eat them up. Mods aren't even an excuse because core gameplay remains shitty. I get that Skyrim and Elder Scrolls clones like Fallout are the only games on the market that use that formula and give you that kind of freedom but you shouldn't settle for shit if you can't have better. Have some standards.
>>345311212
>Like I said, it's Heavy Rain gameplay. Fuck that shit.
That's the thing, its not, that's what's making you look like a retard, you're drawing a comparison based on one prompt in the prologue, you're a fucking retard.
>If you dislike me for it, then good. I don't want anyone liking Heavy Rain to like me anyway.
I don't dislike you for it, I personally don't give two shits about Heavy Rain, the game is bloated and pretentious, what I dislike is you're arguing something as a fact when I know its a lie, and you're adamant in pushing this lie when you literally know nothing.
>>345310765
Someone a little hurt that their autistic game was criticized?
>Sonic generations
>2D levels hold right to win
>3D levels boost to win
The game looked nice I guess. By the 3rd level I just couldnt carry on.
>>345309024
>check dark soul3 because of the hype
>plays like shit
>tutorial doesn't teach shit for a beginer
>boss is dps rush garbage
>npc don't explain shit
thank god for refunds
>>345311337
I'll just hide your post now.
I once bought Drunken Robot Pornography hoping it'd somehow be a first person shoot-em-up with outrageous bosses like they used to have in the SNES.
Refunded it within the hour.
I convinced myself to play through Bioshock Infinite, convinced it was going to get better at some point, that the first 5 hours were teaching me the game and that the maps would open up and maybe I'd get another weapon slot, but no. 3 hours later I beat the game and regretted paying 60 fucking dollars for it.
It was honestly the beginning of the end for me. I haven't enjoyed a new game senseexcept Overwatch, but that's because I like to win and everyone on that game sucks.
When I got to the RTS elements in Brutal Legend
Reached the first fight in the original Neptunia and just turned off the console right there. There was no way this was gonna get any better.
>>345309024
what a shitty fucking game
i got it for free and still regret it
>looks like shit
>runs like shit
>plays like shit
>controls are shit
I tolerated MAYBE 20 minutes. More of a chore to play than a game of enjoyment.
>>345309024
Journey
I got tricked by all the memes and hype, so I bought it at the height of its popularity. It didn't feel like anything more than strolling through an empty desert. I could barely interact with other players and most seemed to want me to leave them alone. It just felt really bland and overrated with really shitty coop. Dropped it after about 30 minutes. I just couldn't see the appeal.
>>345310246
well 2 is the worst one
and 300 hours is nothing you fucking norman
I drop pretty much any game that has a shitty tutorial next to instantly, or any game that has a mechanic I immensely hate.
>Try to play KOTOR
>Spend about 30 minutes in the tutorial because there was a fucking awfully explained hacking part or something which didn't actually explain jack shit
>Lose all interest in playing the game because it obviously doesn't want me to play it
>Buy System Shock 2
>Start playing
>"ok this is ok"
>Kill a bunch of enemies
>Come back to area 5 minutes later
>All enemies respawned
>In a game where you have limited supplies
fuck that shit.
also
>game has awful glitch/mechanic that basically gives you an infinite amount of great items
>I feel like an asshole for not using it, but using it ruins the experience
>quit the game
fuuuuck
>>345311642
>Hurr Durr controls suck
Translated:
>I don't like new and unique things
LoZ: Oracle of Time
Couldn't figure out how to beat the first dungeon boss.
I really should go back and try again tho, I gave up way too quickly.
>>345309024
I think I dropped Jagged Alliance 2 after about 15 minutes. I had no fucking idea what I was doing.
>>345311071
Assblasted over defending his 25fps grimdark piece of trash because he wants to justify his 400$ console purchase,60$ retail, and 40$dlc. For the sluggish gray turd.
>>345311731
Did you ever try to play it with a keyboard and mouse? It's horrifying.
>>345309024
Dragon Age Origins, around 45 minutes.
Shit just sucks, generic story, little room for roleplaying, damage sponges everywhere.
Modern AAA RPGs can go fuck themselves.
>>345311705
>>Spend about 30 minutes in the tutorial because there was a fucking awfully explained hacking part or something which didn't actually explain jack shit
Being an actual retard must be so hard. I'd seriously consider killing myself.
>>345310179
You played up to the first boss and got bored? A boss that took maybe 3 minutes, 7 If you're sighting seeing, to get to?
Nigga you have the downs.
>>345311797
Ever think maybe I just like having fun? Or maybe I like fast-paced, unique gameplay?
>>345310583
hey you should give it a try again really that thing was only in one cutscene and you can skip them lol the game is great i hope you try it again please
>>345311642
>PC version w/o mods to fix performance or a controller to make the controls actually usable
Of course it's shit
>>345309024
Probably Dragon's Dogma DA
Character creation was garbage, bosses felt like more of a chore to fight than they were fun. Decent combat, but got old quick. No fast travel which might seem cool at first, but it just became a pain in the first hour. Story was garbage as well, even fucking Skyrim did it better.
>>345311438
Yes. You were hurt when someone said NV is shit, which is true. I've never played BB.
>>345311642
>>345309707
>>345310179
>>345309874
The people posting Souls games ITT are just baiting, no real criticisms or just vague points. Well have a (You) hope it makes you feel better you no life faggots
>>345311836
Of course it is! It's designed for a gamepad! Come back to it with a 360 or xbone controller and you'll change your mind
>>345311909
Dogma is awesome, pleb
You had to play it the first month though, when everyone here was trading waifu pawns. Good times.
>>345311906
>The game needs a mod fix to make the game playable on personal computers with keyboard and mouse
And you're telling me how great it is?
That game came out a long time ago, why are you trying to shill it?
>>345309024
>Retro city humble code
>that intro
>uninstall
This dank pixel meme hipster shit can fuck off. Serious Sam DD and DDN is how you do it right.
>>345311243
I'm just shit yet I've beaten every fast action game on the hardest settings in the past 20 years. Can do a Dante must Die run with my eyes closed but I'm shit at BB because I don't like it and think it controls shittily. Ok. Maybe. Or maybe I just have different tastes than you
>>345309072
>I played WoW after 2010
Was your own fault
>>345312019
Oh and it seems that the developers never bothered to even fix it, so you do NEED the fix made by some random guy
Great game made by great developers, right?
>>345309024
Deus Ex: HR, 15minutes
Piss filter + half second mouse lag
some devs should stick to turn based games
>>345311258
Lol. Faggot actually says "male gaze" talking about a video game about a guy who fucking kills dragons with a sword and shit.
How fucking stupid are you?
rocket league
holy shit that game is horrendous
>>345312019
PC version is shit, play it on console instead.
Or just play DaS3, pretty sure it runs well on PC.
>>345311947
>>345312067
To be fair, Vanilla WoW is not really palatable to the more broad game audience we have these days.
>>345311909
That's the fastest I drop a let's play. It looked super boring
I dropped this as soon as I heard the cringe as fuck song on the main menu the menu looking like it came straight out of the 90s didn't help
>>345312117
First off there's no need to be rude, I'm sure you'd understand that if you were more mature than a 12 year old, and secondly, then the game should be about killing dragons with a sword, not oogling at women and their bodies, I want to play a game not watch porn. So thanks but no thanks, have a nice day
>>345311395
This. The combat is just boring as shit, and the inventory is ass. Everything is boring af.
>>345312029
You have to learn the controls and gameplay to, you know, play the game
>>345311309
I dont know what to tell you. I've beaten every action game under the sun. Something about this didnt click with me. Like i said I'll probably come back to it sometime just to try and get somewhere but it just doesnt seem fun to me.
>>345312158
Vanilla WoW was casual as fuck, mate. You were apart of the cancer that lead to today.
>>345312106
>piss filter
>mouse lag
Too bad these things can't be adjusted or I'd think you were just being euphoric.
>>345312248
hey sorry he said that to you but theres nothing wrong with not liking a game because its offensive to women lol, no need to get upset hes just an idiot just ignore him
>>345311705
KOTOR is shit anyway. Didn't miss anything there. I know what part your talking about and it's fucking awful.
>want to give deus ex invisible war an honest chance
>lose all will to play and reinstall the original after 10 minutes
this has happened at least three separate times
>>345312242
like most arcen games the appearance and initial impressions usually aren't great but you may want to give this one a bit of a longer try, it's a fairly decent turn based game.
god knows what they're thinking with this upcoming 'in case of emergency release raptor' game though, it looks like dogshit and worryingly it might be their deathknell since their last game almost bankrupted them.
>>345311407
You can't fool me, shitter.
>>345312248
Fuck off. The Witcher was adapted from a mature novel series that had sex scenes. You can skip nearly every sex scene in the game and most of the romance dialogue has an indifference option. Go play skyrim after you get back to Tumblr
I dropped this shit pretty quickly.
It's so god damn slow.
>>345312248
>the game should be about killing dragons
Geralt doesn't kill dragons.
>>345311642
Agreed. Shit game. Fuck the fans
>>345312295
Yeah, dude. I put my money on WoW as soon as it turned to shit and then bought every other shitty game as soon as possible, knowing good and well that it would lead to the decline of video games and subsequently upset you. That was my plan all along, and now that you've found me out, I'm going to unleash my secret power: Kickstarter.
Actually, I meant that most people today wouldn't want to do the month-long leveling grind to grind more.
>>345309072
Me too. Same exact experience.
Damnation was a sack of shit game that took me all of 3 minutes to stop playing. Everything about that game was broken or bad.
Also the first Witcher game. The combat is click-wait trash.
>>345311662
Couldnt get through the demo
>>345310586
never happened to me before and i've played shitloads of 1404
>>345309373
>Correcting spelling on 4chan
>>345312594
Butthurt
>>345312574
I never said he did, I feel like you're intentionally trying to upset me
SMT: Strange Journey
I thought devil survivor was ok and i went ahead to buy SR. What a waste of time. Sold the game after around 20 hours put into it.
>"hey anon come play space engineers"
>"is it another survival sandbox"
>"YEAH BUT IT'S AWESOME YOU CAN BUILD FIGHTERS AND SHIT"
>launch game
>a flat grey plane full of grey machines next to a grey asteroid
>"so what now"
>"mining"
>hold mouse1 at an asteroid for 20 minutes
>uninstall the game and never buy another crafting survival sandbox again
>>345311897
No. Its not fast.
>>345309024
League of Legends, played it for only 10 minutes before I realized it's utter garbage
>>345312683
If you expected him to kill dragons this only means you don't understand the setting as he has a strong policy of not killing intelligent creatures that do not cause any harm.
Not everything has to be like D&D.
>>345311793
Oracle of ages and Oracle of Seasons are both really good. It's worth beating, along with Link's Awakening.
>>345309024
Me and a friend rented Army of Two 40th day.
We both loved and played the shit out of the first game so thought this could be a new chapter in couch co-op fun.
We played it for an hour and in disappointment took it back to the store latter that day.
>>345312802
It was some other guy who mentioned killing dragons not me, christ
>>345309024
Fallout 4 probably.
Played it an hour or two hoping the story would pick up but it just somehow got even worse.
>>345312270
Well this isnt a thread about BB being good or not. Its about me dropping it because it didnt appeal to me. It wasn't "fun". Think of Ninja Gaiden Black. That game is fun as fuck right from the start. Again, not saying BB is shit, just that it wasn't intuitive or whatever. Just felt wonky to me. Im sure i'll pick it back up someday
>>345312097
They didn't want to release it on PC, so I guess it's their way of saying "fuck you for nagging us into it".
>thread is fine
>Soulsfags come in
every time
>>345312680
>Mindlessly parrots some opinions he read without ever playing the game
>Gets a sarcastic response he fails to grasp the meaning of
>Butthurt
>>345309024
Marvel Nemesis: Rise of the Imperfects
My uncle got it for me as a gift. The game was so bad it bordered the line of being asinine. I guess I wasn't too surprised though.
>>345309024
Hour in to Arkham Knight when I realised I'd spent 40 of those minutes in the fucking car tank
Also Bloodborne at 30 minutes, didn't dig the gameplay
>>345312248
Instead of "for everyone" "teen" or "mature" they should have games rated as "for pussies" or "not for pussies"
Protip: if you read the box where the rating is it tells you there is nudity. If nudity offends your puritan values but hacking someone to death with a sword doesnt then you should probably fucking kill yourself
>Fallout: New Vegas
>go through a painfully long tutorial with some literally who
>walk around a wasteland that has less color than your average brown n' bloom game
>get bored, go back to the town
>talk to some girl
>she's clearly supposed to be hot
>she's not
>quest to kill monsters with her
>walk around with her for 10 mintues, muh at most sphere rick game!!!!
>finally kill monsters
>save game, quit, never come back
>>345309115
>zarya
>yfw shes a nationalist russian who hates the in-game minority
way to be like an sjw and judge a book by its cover
>>345312379
Fag. Baby's first whiteknight post.
.01 vagina's have been deposited in your account.
>search for flashgames
>idle
>multiplayer
istant tab-closers.
>>345313225
If you don't understand why male gaze is not only harmful to women and girls but also males then you really have issues, if boys grow up to think treating women like shit is how it's supposed to be then we will just go back to the dark ages, news flash we don't live in huts anymore, of course I feel like that is more offensive than murder because there are laws against murder?
>Rouge Legacy
got about an hour in when I realized it was just a flash game-tier bullet hell/"adventure" game, except if you also had to control a retarded dog to dodge everything. So glad I didn't pay anywhere near full price for it.
>Deus Ex
Just not interesting. Dropped around the first level. I would rather play some other better stealth game. It showed me nothing especially appealing besides MAYBE augments, but I didn't want to wade through shit to figure out if those got cooler or not
>Thief
Similar to Deus Ex, just way too boring to to actually enjoy. Much better stealth games exist
Rage.
I reached to the hot short shorts lady, fap to her then tried to play the game. It was shit. Texture popping is shit. Low health with little mobility. And the awful driving.
RAGE Quit when the side mission led me back to the first dungeon.
>>345309707
You don't need to die at that wolf
>>345313409
Why, 4Chan? C'mon...
If you're finding yourself offended here, fuck off.
>>345313409
Just drop it. You used a tumblr term, someone got triggered by the use of the word and is now going to respond until you stop.
>>345313225
>Doesn't like unneeded sex and uninteresting chauvinist male bullshit
>Pussy
I get that we're all white, 25 year old straight males here, but that doesn't mean we can't have standards.
DragonBall Xenoverse.
What an insufferable control layout. Played 20 minutes MAYBE.
mirrors edge catalyst
>Find out Anita touched the game after the game is announced
>Never even buy it
fastest drop in video game history.
>>345313668
Okay I really feel like you need to explain that, what word should I then use?
Of course I feel like I'm the minority here but I don't want bad, wrong or offensive opinions to go away I just don't like them, that's why I feel more welcome here because my opinions are offensive to you? But they're not removed
>>345313823
>videogames
>>345309024
>>345309024
>unskipable cutscene
>ctrl+alt+del
>end process
>>345312538
Yeah. That game tested my patience. The cutscenes were ok but the menus are so slow.
>>345310450
I was more turned off by the loading screens.
>>345310238
not a nostalgiafag and I liked it
I used a few mods though
>>345310217
Ninja would need to bulk up big time before being duke
>>345313823
I'm not offended by the use of the term "male gaze", but putting politics into threads will always end with inevitable derailment. Do the site a service and just don't. Male gaze, objectification, any sociological terminology like that is a no-go until all these newfriends leave for school.
