>Coworker talking about Dota 2
>Talking about how invis heroes are overpowered
>Can't contain my autism, start telling him he should buy detection
>"Oh you play games too Anon? What's your steam ID?"
>panic.exe
>Blurt it out and tell him
>Profile is full of weeaboo sim games and anime quotes. Absurd number of hours played despite having a full time job and pretending I have an active social life
>Race home to set profile to private before he adds me
>Get home, boot up PC
>Friend request is already waiting for me
It's over. I managed to pass for a normie for 15 months this time, but it's over now. Not as bad as the futa hentai incident at my last workplace though.
Do you mix real life and videogames /v/?
>>345301194
>Not as bad as the futa hentai incident at my last workplace though.
looks like you have another story to tell us
i guarantee you he won't make that big a deal about it. you're totally fine.
if he asks at work "hey, what's the deal with all that stuff on your steam profile?" just say you're into anime more than the average person is. that's all.
fuckin' kek m8
>>345301276
I second this.
>>345301194
>futa hentai incident
Elaborate
>>345301194
Movie in the making. This is America's slice of life.
>>345301357
>>345301194
Tell him you idle those games for trading cards.
>>345301276
There's a lot less to it.
I used to do bookkeeping for a small law firm full of dude bros. I would pretend to text people on my phone all day so I looked normal.
One day I went to the bathroom and came back to them gathered around my phone, all laughing. When I looked at it they were going through my photos, which was full of dickgirl pics I had saved.
I picked it up, walked out and never looked back again. Didn't even get my next paycheque despite working 3 of my 5 day work week.
>>345301564
To clarify, I think they were trying to find out if I actually had a girlfriend (I didn't but I told them I did).
>>345301564
don't you have a lock screen? how did random people get into your phone?
>>345301564
Oh boy, I had the same thing happen to me except with Pokemon girls x Pokemon, and not at work, at a friends birthday party.
The shame, oh the shame.
>>345301564
This didn't actually happen
>>345301784
share them
>Not making your steam profile private
>Wanting people other than steam friends to see what you play
Good job OP. You set up your own downfall.
>>345301564
>Doesn't set up a lock screen & password
Now you're just a plain stupid-head.
>>345301717
It's a four digit code, I guess they looked over my shoulders. Actually it's pretty easy to see what keys people are pressing just by the way their thumb moves.
>>345301194
>weeaboo sim games
MAYBE passable as ironic/farming for cards
>anime quotes
I'm sorry anon but you brought this on yourself.
>>345301564
>Didn't even get my next paycheque despite working 3 of my 5 day work week
How much beta can you be? Holy shit.
>>345301564
Holy shit, that's fucked.
I have futa saved on my phone too.
>saving porn to your phone
Wew
>>345301194
You are that faggot who keep spamming riki, aren't you?
>>345302067
>not saving porn on your phone
>tfw met a guy through my girlfriend's friend to play vidya with
>nervous someone I know tangentially IRL will know I'm an autistic shit
>look at his profile
>weeb as fuck
Dodged a bullet.
>>345302067
>saving porn anywhere on anything
The only people that are actually forced to do this are pedophiles because that shit gets taken down.
Your mistake was talking to sub 1k trash that think invs heroes are OP.
>>345302163
>not keeping a collection of /d/-tier fetish hentai on your external hard drive
I should probably put a lock on the thing before mygffinds my gender bender porn
>>345302352
Yeah, but it's not like you can't just remember the names of shit to look up again later and be at less risk of your depravity being exposed.
>>345301828
this is a family friendly imageboard anon
tfw no qt bf to play dota2 with
>>345301194
>Not as bad as the futa hentai incident
Futa fags getting btfo'ed kek
>>345302303
But they are.
>Forcing you to spend 180g-200g periodically just to counter them
>>345302472
>spening 180g-200g periodically to make them completely useless
money well spent
>>345301194
Lolololool your such a cuck anon. I allways tell everyone about y futa girls and how much i love 2d girls... well first i act like a normie like you, then i start making fun of all the weeb shit, once the person has become a friend and seems to like me i start slowly leeking my hentai pics and other weeb shit. This happens a long period of time so they acctually dont seem to mind much
>>345302472
>200g to shut down at least one fifth of the enemy team
Just accept it OP, I'm a nurse and work with nothing but women. They all think I'm quirky and gay. It's not that bad.
>>345302425
You never know anon, shit goes missing all the time. I'm still saddened that a bunch of the pixiv artists I follow deleted their works or their whole accounts before I could think to start saving them
>Hey anon, is Starless worth trying?
>>345301194
>futa hentai incedent
Story fucking time
>>345302518
>spending 200g just to kill a position 4 hero
>useless
They've already did their job.
>>345301194
I'll take things that never happened for $200, Alex
>>345301564
>paycheque
No wonder you're a degenerate.
>>345301194
If this actually happened, you have serious fuckin problems. Not problems you have, but problems of yourself.
>>345302472
This is only an issue in 2k MMR garbage matches. As soon as you have detection, they become useless.
>>345301194
>weeaboo sim games?
Such as? I have played sonicomi. I am looking for similiar which at least have some gameplay. Not just VN.
>>345301954
there's a reason I post here
This is now a Dota thread apparently
Are you autismos over that shit yet?
>>345302472
Oh no, a whole 3-4 last hits.
You're probably one of those scrubs who can't get 100cs inside the 5 minute mark.
>>345301564
This didn't happen lmao
Those employees would be fired immediately if it was brought to HR, and the company could face serious legal charges if they in any way endorsed that behaviour.
You're a sad, pathetic NEET who has no idea how jobs work because he's never worked a day in his life.
>>345304492
>HR
It was an 8 person firm including support stuff.
>>345304141
>100cs inside the 5 minute mark
ITT: Things that never happened
>>345304559
>stuff
staff*
>>345301564
>>345304559
It's still a law firm, and unless you live in third-world slum like Brazil no accredited law firm would ever dare to let something like that slide. It would ruin them.
If you didn't at least bring it up at your exit interview you're a spineless faggot who deserved to be run out of a job by dudebros.
>>345301194
>Do you mix real life and videogames /v/?
I suspect all my friends thinks of me as a videogame no-lifer, who usually hosts the parties and usually gets super drunk and passes out.
But I honestly have friends who are worse than me, although they are actually good at being social in general as well.
Either way, I have a nice group of friends who likes/doesn't mind videogames and shit like that.
>>345301194
don't worry, if he plays Dota 2 he's also a secret autist
look at his profile
>>345301194
No one cares faggot.
post your profile faggot
Delete this.
I'm this close to getting triggered.
>>345302472
And people call od useless because you can just buy bkb.
>>345304897
this. Why would you save porn, of ANY kind, on your phones? Save that shit for at home when you can fap to it at least. The only excuse is if someone sends you their nudes.
>>345304897
to jack off to when I'm out of wi fi range
>>345301194
My co-workers only talk about Overwatch now.
>>345305051
The only reason I can see why somebody would save porn on their phone is for masturbating when the PC is off, or the phone is the only source for porn.
But holy shit, what the hell is the internet?
>>345301194
Should've just misstyped it and then played dumb, apologized and asked him if he wants the real one.
High chance that by that point he'd have lost interest being the normie he is.
>>345301194
You are an idiot and deserve that
>>345301564
>isn't a normalfag
>doesn't have everything perpetually locked up
I don't believe you. I've never been caught.
>>345304492
HR takes the side of the company everytime bro. That's what they're there for.
>be yuropoor and working at town hall as engineer
>i'm the youngest on our team of 30-60 year olds
>able to hide autism during work day
>one of the secretaries starts talking about this new mlp thing
>n-never heard of it, talking horses, pfft
>pokemon go becomes a thing
>they start asking why i don't have a smartphone
The job and people are all nice, good to come outside.
>>345302547
Truly terrifying. I would never let anyone know about the stuff i like.
You're a brave soldier.
>>345304492
it's also just not how people outside of middle school operate. if a coworker started going through another coworker's private shit for no reason, the response would be "dude what the fuck are you doing" not "yeah let me come invade this person's privacy with you!"
>not having a secondary steam account with some normie games on it
step it up mate
>>345304754
jeremy?
>>345305913
>going that much out of the way to satisfy some random people
>>345305972
George!?
I play Dota with my manager and co-worker occasionally.
>>345305972
>>345306074
Spongebob!
>>345301194
>Exposing your power level
wew lad you fucked up.
>>345301564
>Had like 50 tabs of Aeigis porn open
>Forget to lock PC
>Mom talks to me about it the next morning
>Tell her I just got spammed with them
>tfw she obviously didn't believe me
>>345305351
Not him, but I have disabled the lock screen on my phone so I can customize the time and date (font, position, color) on the screen properly around whatever wallpaper I have of my waifu at the time.
People would find it pretty difficult to navigate my phone anyway, because all the app icons I have are invisible. This is so that there are no stupid looking items on top of my waifu. They'd have to tap around randomly to find the apps they want.
>>345305972
No, this is Patrik.
>>345306391
Got a guide on how to fix invisible icons?
>>345306391
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hazard_analysis
>all these fake bitches hiding their interests and pretending to be faggots because they're scared to stand out
Disgusting.
>>345301784
motherfucker i know that feeling
let a friend use my computer to play games because he cant afford a laptop and he just loots through all my fucking folders and images
what a total cunt
>>345306884
>scared to lose their income
>scared to have their life spiral out of control after losing their income
>>345306884
Yes, retard. My interests can lead me to life sentence - that's why no one must know.
>>345307031
If you got fired for being a weeaboo you could literally sue for discrimination and get months of backpay for doing literally nothing.
>>345307074
Edgy.
>>345307120
While I would like to believe you anon, the legal system does not seem to be set up for weeaboos to easily claim discrimination and sue for money.
Unless you pay for legal assistance, it seems to be set up for normies to laugh these sorts of cases out.
>>345301194
>puttin shit you want to hide on public profiles
Really now?
>>345307120
>Edgy
Nothing edgy. Let's say I collect certain information. And in near future this information can be forbidden by people in power. Of course, I am not planning to share it with anyone, but what if they think I'll do?
>>345306574
I've just set pic related as the app icon for everything. I don't remember whether you can edit app icons by default, but you can do it with nova launcher at least.
>>345306726
I don't really mind people finding out that I'm a weeb. I don't try to hide it, but I don't try to talk to people about weebshit. For example, I've known this guy at uni for +3 years and know he's a weeb too, but I've never actually talked to him about weebshit.
>>345307325
Because he never thought a normie would look at his profile
>>345301357
>just say you're into anime more than the average person is
normal peoples dont watch anime
Test
>>345306384
>little brother accidentally prints out like 10 pages of anime vore porn
>parents assume it was me
>cover for him because I'm moving out in like a week anyway and he's been suicidally depressed lately
>later on, visiting family
>mother starts making fun of me about it
>brother joins in without a hint of gratitude or hesitation about it
>>345305459
The "side of the company" sometimes means firing people to avoid a legal fiasco
>>345307823
>brother joins in without a hint of gratitude or hesitation about it
>>345301194
Something similar happened to me
>Normie friends buy CS:GO
>They want to play with me
>Nothing autistic in profile
>The closest thing is 100% OJ that i got as a gift
>But
>Have in my friend list a bunch of animu fags and memelords that i met playing online
>Have to delete them to hide my powerlevel
>Feel kinda bad as i do it
>now i can't do anything with my profile without my friends finding out
>>345308172
Literally who gives a shit, I guarantee your friends aren't going to audit your fucking Friend's List
>>345301564
>>345301194
>>345301564
>having futa saved to your phone
Jesus. How much of a pathetic, desperate, no-self-control beta cuck are you that you can't wait until you get home to look at porn?
>>345308292
>"Hey anon what's with all those werid guys in your friends list?"
I rather not risk it.
Also,this thread has made me think about how hard is to "just bee urslef ;)".
>>345301564
>I picked it up, walked out and never looked back again. Didn't even get my next paycheque despite working 3 of my 5 day work week.
They probably laughed at you for being a useless gutless beta faggot for weeks after, please tell me you didn't actually do this.
>>345308920
>"Hey anon what's with all those werid guys in your friends list?"
>"People I've played with."
Wow that was hard. Nobody's gonna ask anyway.
>>345301194
>>345301564
You probably thought you were hiding your power level successfully until these two points, but you weren't, you were the weird one and everyone talks behind your back. I almost feel bad for you.
>>345301564
What assholes. Why do people think it's ok to go through someone elses pictures without permission. I feel you man, I was close to fucking up once
>Sharing vacation pictures with some normie friends I travelled with
>One of the girls has a mac, I plug my harddrive into it
>Before I can do anything it automatically starts a slideshow of every fucking picture on my hdd, sorting them or whatever
>everyone watches as some reaction images starts showing up
>I suddenly remember all the unforgivable porn I have on there, the next folder is literally it
I removed the hdd so hard it flew and made some bs excuse how it was broken, I can't believe my life was so close to ending
>>345308920
What he said >>345309295
They're just fucking people you've played with, it's not like they represent the autistic faglord that you actually are.
>>345308920
Who the fuck asks that kind of question
Jesus christ you're a fucking spaz
>not keeping private shit you don't want people to see in a seperate locked user account
>saving porn on your phone
Is STEAM down at the moment?
>>345310965
Down for me as well.
>>345310965
It's under maintenance
"anon why do you have 2000 hours in Garrys Mod and 3000 housr in TF2?"
Fuck this, why can't we just hide our hours played? I've had my profile set to private for 6 years now because I don't want to show my powerlevel to irl friends.
>tfw coworkers are all consolefags anyway
>>345310965
its up now innit
>>345301194
The only thing autistic here is you. I seriously doubt anyone cares about your play time or anime shit.
>>345306384
>have bunch of porn open, from vanilla to fucked up.
>mom bursts in
>manage to scramble to the normal porn
>have to pretend I feel bad about being caught watching porn while deep inside I was happy I managed to hide the unforgiveable porn
