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>Mercy - Real Name: Angela Ziegler, Age: 37
>McCree - Real Name: Jesse McCree, Age: 37
>Pharah - Real Name: Fareeha Amari, Age: 32
Is this picture implying that McCree and Mercy were like, 17 at the oldest when they joined Overwatch?
>>345284431
Blizzard is shit and didn't actually think of a cohesive backstory for their game.
There you go,
>>345284431
ehhhhh Pharah looks atleast 14
I think Mercy has some shit with nanomachines or something that make her age slower.
>>345284947
This is 100% speculation that I've never seen sourced
And even if it was true, that doesn't mean she would be older than her birth date implies at this point in time.
>>345284947
She hasn't aged biologically since she was 27, but she's still 37 years old.
>Zarya on the left
>>345285580
its in an interaction with Mei
The lore for this thing was hastily thrown together, and it shows.
>>345284431
Who's on the left?
>>345286696
Mohawk Man
His power is having a mohawk
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT MCCREE DEFLOWERED MERCY
>>345284431
Yes, McCree was 17 when he joined Overwatch.
Mercy is an Aryan witch, it's confirmed. She'll be the main villain soon.
>>345286696
>>345286751
Doomfist
>>345286696
Liao, probably.
Overwatch's lore is a witch's brew of cancelled Blizzard projects to make Team Fortress 3
don't get too caught up in anything because one thing leads to another which leads to nowhere
https://m.reddit.com/r/Overwatch/comments/4bgjny/some_people_seem_to_be_puzzled_by_overwatch/?utm_source=mweb_redirect&compact=false
Friendly reminder we figured this out a long ass time ago stop making more threads.
Is it it that weird to think that McCree was 17 when he joined? He looks pretty damn young in that picture and if he even had half the skills he has now he would still be an asset to the team.
I know it's not sourced, but Mercy probably has something with nanomachines or some shit. The fact that she's listed as 37 is probably an oversight by Blizzard.
>>345284431
>Jesse
LMFAO is this actually a male name? No wonder mccree is cosplaying as a cowboy 24/7 he's trying to compensate for his missing manhood
>>345287787
>LMFAO
People aren't doing this ironically anymore
Truly reddit has taken over
>>345287787
I'll take what is Jesse James for 500, Alex
>>345287865
Something something possibly misattributed Descartes quotes
>>345287656
mei was frozen for a number of years and has been 31 for a while
>>345284431
why is soldier's hand so HUGE?
>>345288179
That's Reinhardt's hand, dummy
>>345288062
>what is Jesse James
Team Rocket.
A HURR A DURR
Why is none of the "lore" in game anywhere?
>>345286959
Nah, Mercy was sensible and just let him fuck her in the ass.
>>345288548
Becausethe game isn't canon
Well, Mercy is acting more laid back in this picture,joking around, while in later pictures she's more "focused". It's possible she joined at a young age.
>>345288548
Because it's an FPS, if it was in the game it would be everybody vs Widow and Reaper, and only 1 person could play as 1 hero at a time. Nobody would want that.
Also what >>345288643 said is pretty much true. The game can't be cannon because of reasons above.
>>345288836
In her bio it's stated that she was already head surgeon as a prestigious Swiss hospital as well as accomplished in the use of bionanotech before she joined Overwatch.
>>345284431
I want to have sex with ana and give her more children.
>>345289960
nigga that womb is more barren than battleborn
>>345284431
Yes. Also, this confirms that Phara is a quad amputee. That's the only way for her to grow as tall as she is.
>>345290569
neck yourself my man
>>345287656
>we
I want Leddit to leave.
>>345286959
>>345284431
>No robo arm on McCree
How did he lose his arm, boys?
>>345284431
Who's the black qt on the right?
>>345286959
>cropping out Torb
>when we've had her leaning on him here, and also the Halloween pic
YOU JUST KNOW
>>345292825
I don't see any black qt in the pic.
>>345284431
LOOK AT THOSE GUNS ON TORB
GAT DAMN
>>345292825
Lucio
>>345292253
Maybe Reaper or Soldier.
Doesn't S76 say something about cleaning up the Deadlock Gang Mccree was in?
And Reaper and Mccree seem to not like eachother.
>>345289960
Literally Mallory Archer. Now give us Sterling Archer.
>>345293052
See pic
>>345293142
Opposite gender skins when?
>>345292991
>>345286959
>not torb and mercy
the look in her eye, you just KNOW they banged
torbjorn is known to be THE most hung guy in overwatch, possibly one of the biggest in the world. his cock has been described as "like an evian bottle", with gargantual thickness that would rival shane diesel and shorty mac. im estimating his size to be at least 8.5" bone pressed, with OVER 7" of girth. he would have absolutely destroyed mercy's pussy.
they would have spent hours and hours on foreplay, getting herself wet enough just so she can take it. i can just imagine her begging for it, with torb barely able to force it past the knob, and mercy moaning and squirming, demanding him to force it in deeper. she would have orgasm'd within seconds of taking the entire length, being filled and stretched right up to her cervix.. the orgasm would have been powerful, with her vaginal muscles clamping down on torb's throbbing monstrosity, her whole body quivering in euphoria..
i bet she still masturbates to the memory of it
So, for those of you playing the PTR, how much does Young Ana's skin clashes with her old lady voice acting?
>>345294624
She doesn't sound incredibly old, it's not as clashing as Robo-Genji's voice on his young skin, or Soldier 76's origin skin
>>345284431
>mfw mcree looks like Spike Spiegel
i knew i picked the best main
YOUNG MCCREE SKIN WHEN
YOUNG MERCY SKIN WHEN
MIDDLE-AGED REINHARDT SKIN WHEN
MIDDLE-AGED TORBJORN SKIN WHEN
>>345293150
Mcree was part of deadlock before joining overwatch, so he couldn't have lost him arm when Overwatch gave them the fuck
Mccree's fucking handsome
I love cowboys
guilty gear: johnny
LoL: TF
Overwatch: Mccree
Must be my inner faggot
>>345294809
Just when I thought Mercy couldn't get hotter. Good lord those tights are delicious
>>345293336
>lucio is a transman
Now his kawai face makes sense.
>>345295612
kek
Be careful how you treat people in general. A psycho from my school killed all his bullies in his late 20's.
