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>meet girl
>she identifies as a 'girl gamer'
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>>345267913
>frogposter
>meets girl
pick one faggot
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Met a girl wearing a zelda shirt and a prinny hat and she told me she doesn't even play video games and that she wore it because it's "cute"
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>randomly come across cute girl gamer reviewer on youtube
>she's really shy and self conscious
>find her steam profile and add her
>never talk to her
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>>345269106
>find her steam profile and add her
>she never accepted my request
FTFY
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>>345267913
>identifies
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>met a girl similar to OP 3 months ago
>she's now my gf

Dont care what she calls herself, as long as she calls me "daddy"
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>>345269281
she did tho
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>>345267913
what is /v/ then?
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>>345269412
then why don't you talk to her?
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>>345269346
>as long as she calls me "daddy"
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>>345269346
>3 months ago

Not long enough to learn about someone.
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>>345269346
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>>345269668
because I have a difficult time initiating and maintaining relationships with women
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>Anyone who isn't a close friend talks to me about video games
>Tell them I play some but don't get into specifics if they're a dudebro CoDfag
>Tell them I don't play video games if they're a reddit lol I'm such a nerd! faggot
If someone has a real powerlevel then it's ok to actually talk to them about games, but they're usually pretty secretive too. The only people who openly identify themselves as gamers don't actually play games.
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>>345269346
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>meet "girl" its actually a boy
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>>345269948
that's not gonna get better without practice

it took me years, anon. there's always hope.
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>frogposter in charge of making good threads
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>>345269948
Girls are piss-easy to talk to. Not every interaction with a female has to have sexual connotations. Plus they're as vapid, even more so, than random dudes you'll meet in the wild too.
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>>345269346
>as long as she calls me "daddy"
Nice one anon, keep that dick wet
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>>345269346
>as long as she calls me "daddy"

I Fucking love you
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>meet person
>they identity as a 4channer
>they identify with a creed, color, sex, or gender in general
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>>345270240
>they identify as a 4channer
nobody openly admits they go to this shit hole unless they're a neofag
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>>345267913

>Meet girl
>She identifies as meat popsicle
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>add guy on steam
>in 4chan group
>greentexts in chat
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>>345267913
>frog shit
Kill yourself
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>>345270318
>meet person
>can easily tell they browse 4chan
>uses the most cancerous memes
>says "normies", "cuck", "kek", etc.
what now
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>>345270414
>in 4chan group
>greentexts in chat
Gee anon, did you expect otherwise?
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>>345267913
You'll never meet anyone you stupid frog poster.
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>>345270519
>saying "normies", "cuck", "kek", etc. irl
if someone starts spouting memes irl they're probably new. I think most people who have been here a while just hide their power level
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>>345270180
I agree. You can talk to women about pretty much anything, but men are usually more reserved and opinionated. Probably because women just parrot everyone else's opinions.
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>>345269346
>Dont care what she calls herself, as long as she calls me "daddy"
You done good anon
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>>345268515
>those are the girls that do anal even though it hurts they let you finish

I hope you married her.
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>finding a gamer girl
>She is either a weirdo or in a relationship with some huge tall metal guy
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>>345270061
True, but I don't want to practice on her.
>>345270180
I'm better at it than I used to be but I still have trouble keeping them interested in me. I'm not very interesting.
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>>345267913
>gets triggered by the presence of a girl
WEW
E
W
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>>345269828

what does that even mean?
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>>345270641
>meet person online
>shitposts anime, outdated memes (memes in general, actually), and does all mentioned before
>talks about how trump is so amazing behind an avatar of fucking Yui from K-On
what now
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>browse 4chan since early 2007
>find myself saying shit like "implying" and "inb4" out loud to people irl
>have to literally grab my hand and force myself not to say it even though it's become second nature to me

S E N D H E L P
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Can i identify as a Nintendo?
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>>345270896

I don't feel like that expression is bewildered, confused, skeptical OR unsure!
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>>345270875
you need to find an interesting hobby.

mine is history. you through out some interesting story about something that happened a long time ago, or regurgitate some quotes by famous people, and they eat that shit up.
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>>345270875
Again, not every interaction with a female has to have sexual connotations. Who cares if you're interesting to every girl you meet? Who cares if you're interesting to every guy you meet?
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>>345270519
> says "normies", "cuck", "kek", etc.
Thingsthatneverhappen.jpg.avi.themovie.thegame.youjustlostthegame.wewlad
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>>345270695
Both reserved and opinionated, eh?
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>>345271002
>spend time with my mom at the park
>she keeps saying "That's a big tree"
>i try not say "For you"
Maybe dad would get it.
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>>345271135
I play guitar but I don't know any popular songs and a lot of people play guitar
>>345271336
I just don't have that much interest in women beyond potential romantic relationships which is probably not helpful.
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>>345267913
Nigger just get your nut and be done with it.
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>meet OP
>he identifies as an "original true and honest gamer"
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>>345271942
the hobby has to make you seem cultured, anon. guitar is a bit too played out, women have, by and large, caught onto the fact that a lot of guys only play it to get women.
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>>345270875
It's nice to meet and make new acquaintances and friends, whether or not you're looking for a romantic partner or not. If a girl isn't interested in you as a partner that hardly precludes her from being your friend or at least someone to talk to.

Without seriously changing your personality or putting on a front, if a girl doesn't find you interesting then she's probably not going to without effort, and it doesn't help either of you if you lie to make her interesting. Be yourself. You want a partner to be interested in YOU, not in the face you present, because that's exhausting and it's not going to last long and it's going to end badly.
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>>345269828
You're dating them, not getting married
Waiting more than a month to make a move is how you get friendzoned
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>>345269961
>The only people who openly identify themselves as gamers don't actually play games

This. It's like pretentious faggots that label themselves as "intellectual" or "eccentric". No, faggot, you're just a fucking poseur.
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>>345270180
>they're vapid

That makes it so much harder to hold a convo because they either have nothing interesting to talk about or simply talk too much.
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>>345272054
It's not about cultured or uncultured hobbies. It's having something that's either inherently interesting or at least well known and probably enjoyable, knowing a good deal about it, and being genuinely animated and engaged when talking about it or doing it.

A lot of the time, people don't share 100% of hobbies, but what interests people is seeing someone else who is happy and interested and knowledgeable. I might not know about subject A, but I could enjoy a conversation with you about A because the way you describe it makes it interesting and you can share tidbits about it that a beginner wouldn't know.
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>>345272269
Most conversations with women involve you occasionally agreeing with her and nodding your head at appropriate moments. Not hard at all.

Now if you desire a fulfilling conversation, you're SoL.
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>mfw don't identify as anything
>Just a dude that likes vidya
>All of these other faggots view it as some kind of way of life and their only character defining trait
Get over yourselves holy shit.
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>>345272243
If I ever met you in public, I'd act completely normal and then only after sensing that you have a powerlevel would I reveal mine. You sound like an ok dude who knows how to act in public.
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>>345272510
I pity you.
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>>345272054
I'm also teaching myself music production but again there are a lot of amatuer music producers.
>>345272069
>just b urself
Really?

No but seriously thank you for the advice.
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>>345272526
I'm glad I"m not the only one. I just like to play games man.
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>>345271135
is gamedev an interesting hobby?
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>>345272582
Why? I do admit that being limited to such vapidity would probably make life more enjoyable. Ignorance and bliss, and all that jazz.
Save yourself from wasting your time and mine with your incoming generic condescending response because I dared imply that females are not perfect creatures.
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>>345272794
to a normie? i'd say you'd have a 50/50 shot at it being interesting to them
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>>345272889
>Ignorance and bliss
Ignorance IS bliss*
Silly me.
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>>345272889
"Not perfect" is entirely different from being unable to have a fulfilling conversation with a woman.

Not to mention you sound Very Smart.
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Quite a lot of cringe in this thread already
Hope it's ironic
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>meet boy
>identifies as cummies dumpster
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>>345273260
Let's up the ante.
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>>345272667
It's cliche, but it's still good advice, when you take into account some caveats.

Be the best YOU you can be. No, you are not incapable of basic manners and common courtesy. No, you are not incapable of keeping yourself clean and presentable. No, you are not incapable of letting other people talk about themselves and thinking of others and their needs.

Is your sense of humor silly or sarcastic? Run with it.
Do museums bore you while amusement parks are a blast? That's fine.
Is rock music annoying and metal great? Sounds good.

You can work on becoming a better person morally, you can work on becoming a more responsible person, you can work on becoming a healthier person, you can work on becoming a kinder person, and you can and should do so because you WANT to be that person, not because you think you need to in order to attract people. Because you're the one person who always has to live with yourself, and how much do you think you're going to enjoy living with someone who's miserable and constantly putting up a front? And what makes you think that people won't react, and negatively, to that?

Don't try to force interests and tendencies that don't work for you. Maybe you only speak one language and can't remember a word in another one: should you try to pick up two at once in order to entice a linguist? No.

The people that like you for who you are already exist. It helps both of you to stay who you are so you can find each other.
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>>345273321

do not
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>not being attracted to people who mention they have a common interest with you

I will never, ever understand this train of logic.
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>Meet boy
>He identifies as a 'girl'
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>meet girl

heh...
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>>345273321
DO IT
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>>345273321
>only one page

pussy
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