Jesus christ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
>>345216427
>you will never be this excited about a game
it's not even that hard to get a vaporeon smfh
The cattle stampede.
Truck-kun when?
Is this how the game actually works? I'm confident that encounters are client side and that this is staged as fuck
>>345216427
Wait till they introduce events and raids.
>>345217905
You're wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMd0kSWYfks
>>345217905
Non-incense chimpokomon spawn for everyone in the same place
>>345217905
They're not, they're server side. Multiple people can catch the same guy.
>>345217905
Pokemon that spawn on the map are server-side, so the same for everyone.
But, each person does their own battle, and nobody's battle interferes with anyone else's. Each person can catch the same pokemon that spawns.
>>345218078
>>345216427
So were these any pokemon any good or were they going for a sub 400cp trashmon?
>>345218106
> non-incense
What?
fucking normalfags I swear
It's like they absolutely CAN NOT identify something as shit if it's popular.They've tricked themselves into thinking the game is fun
>>345218290
Incenses, an in-game item allow for client side pokemon spawns. They randomly spawn a pokemon close to the user.
So non-incense spawns are all server-side.
>>345216427
>guy says pokemon name
>girl pretend laughs like she knows the exact pokemone he's talking about
every single time
>>345218683
Women are whores
>when you're with some friends playing pokemon near the pokestop at the park late at night but its near a tennis court and theres two faggots hitting the ball back and forth shouting "come on", "what", like their lives depends on it.
Fucking embarrassing
>>345216427
>Battle Introduced
>Stand next to the other
>They get you low health
>Slash their throat
>Win the match
>340 XP
>>345219591
>340 XP
every single time
>>345216427
>thurs uh vuhporeon
>>345218218
Vaporeon and Snorlax are some of the strongest pokemon you can catch in the game right now. Of course the CP is randomized and capped based on your trainer level.
>>345218358
Damn can't belive I had all this fun when it was all a lie,
thnx for telling me, I will never have fun with this game again, and I'll be more careful about having fun the the future
>>345218683
>girl pretend laughs like she knows the exact pokemone he's talking about
Or because she is aware of a recent popular thing called Pokemon Go and can make the connection with a made-up name like Vaporeon and people running staring at their phones.
Or she knows what Vaporeon is since lots of girls like gen 1 when it was popular.
>>345219449
Tell them to shut the fuck up. Nah, let me guess the sounds of the racquet hitting the ball and their overall athleticism intimidated you.
Lmao faggot. Yea you wouldn't want that same racquet hitting you across the head.
>>345219859
You're welcome, be careful out there anon.
>>345216427
>fat neckbeard getting out of the back seat of the car to catch a virtual monster.
Sounds about right.
>>345220015
You just made me imagine how much more money Uber drivers make because of Pokemon Go.
I hope they do some conspiratorial shit with this.
The power nintendo have over the world right now is actually incredible, they could create chaos in major cities at will.
>>345220616
>le anarchy face
>>345219885
>whore apologist
>>345216427
I too, browse reddit.
>>345219859
return your fun immediately you fucking degenerate
>>345216427
This is hilarious.
I find the game fun, but there is now way I would ever get that insane about it.
>>345220715
I don't want anarchy, it would just be fun to watch.
>>345220956
Normies always want to be "in" on current events so they have something to talk about later on with other normies.
>>345220956
>I find the game funTRIGGERED REEEEEEEEEEE
You know where you can find Voltorbs in Pokemon GO?
In a Mosque
>>345221210
>literally making a joke with a punchline
>>345216427
>Jesus christ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLdWbwQJWI0
Explain to me what's going on. I'm very early level but I always chatch the same Pokemon in my room.
are there rare Pokemon that will randomly spawn somewhere?
>when you're with some friends playing pokemon near the pokestop at the park late at night but its near a tennis court and theres two faggots hitting the ball back and forth shouting "come on", "what", like their lives depends on it.
Fucking embarrassing
This is one of the few things I'll be contrarian about.
I have a feeling people will look back on how retarded we acted about this game and cringe.
>>345221579
Theyre missing out. Pay those normies no heed. Normies are too busy having sex to play pokemon go
>>345221381
Nigga.
Did you miss the entire fucking point of Pokemon Go?
GO, GET OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
AND CATCH THAT POKEMON.You have to walk around to stumble across rare spawns
>>345221381
Pokemon spawn for everyone for the most part. The pokemon that spawned isnt that rare or hard to get. Every shit in central park decided to flock to its location so they could get it though.
>>345216427
I like this game, but this is going too far.
I don't like where we're heading.
I wonder how salty Muslims must be watching westerners enjoy their life to this degree.
>>345219859
>>345218358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wO9ZnEu4zXs
>>345221737
yeah but in that video was that vaporeon always there ? and no I live in Houston so there's literally nothing around unless you drive for a while
>>345221816
oh ok thanks
>Normie GO
Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>345221967
>when you're with some friends playing pokemon near the pokestop at the park late at night but its near a tennis court and theres two faggots hitting the ball back and forth shouting "come on", "what", like their lives depends on it.
Fucking embarrassing faggots.
What games does /v/ play?
>>345221847
probably not salty at all since a lot of these radical fucks are living in the west, enjoying the same shit we do.
literally who knows why these idiots just decide to blow shit up.
It's a good concept for a game but this shit is bare-bones as fuck.
Classifying it as anything more than a mobile app is a stretch.
>>345216427
Did a guy just jump out of his car, and leave the keys in?
>>345218164
That actually makes it fair, imagine if they only had it where the first person who battles or tries to catch the pokemon is allowed to do it. I'm sure someone would have already been killed.
>>345216427
>Vaporeon
The fuck? That's like one step above trash tier and I don't even play that much.
>>345222067
>when you do autistic things with other autists near autismstop and who cares, kid i ain't gonna read all that shit
>>345216427
did that guy just abandon his car, that dedicated to gaming as fuck
post yfw this is how civilization ends
>>345222282
>playing tennis is chad
Fuck those two faggots. They ruined my night.
They seriously should've added a limit to the amount of times a Pokemon could be captured in a spot. Would've made people more hyped to get that Pokemon and spend money on better balls
>>345222134
>playing video games
what are you, 12?
>>345221160
Would you catch me a sandwich?
Smartphones were a mistake
>having a normiephone in 2k16
autism
>Game is a GPS version of the Pokedex app with a little gym mini game
>It's praised as the next messiah
>Niantic will never update Ingress again
>>345222305
that's a nice car
>>345220756
why do you think she is a whore, she might be a very nice girl :3
>>345222782
DUDE POKEMON LMAO
No really, that's it. We've had multiple talks with my friends about video games way before this game, and i know for a fact that half of them that now completely fucking sperg out about this have never even owned a gameboy or a pokemon game of sorts. This is humanity now.
>all the edge fags in the comments
>>345222305
>>345222272
Considering the crowd I don't think anyone would be able to drive away.
>>345221210
i dont get it
>>345216427
The honeymoon period is over, people are bitching in mass about the bugs and server issues of the game now.
>>345223274
>where is an angry muslim truck driver when you need one?
I kek'd
>>345216427
WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE
>>345216427
How does this even work? Does everyone get one? What's the point of the crowd rushing otherwise? The first person there will get it and everyone else is just an idiot.
>>345221820
>PoGo continues to grow in popularity
>Stampedes get larger
>People who dont even like the game use the app just to avoid the incoming surge.
>>345223765
>WHERE THE HELL ARE THE POLICE
>USA flag no properly illuminated by a light source.
Dead.
>>345223337
Kaboom
>using my phone to browse 4chan on the way back from Gamestop
>chad-normie shouts something about a charizard at me
Let the age of the beta uprising begin.
>>345222614
use the appropriate image
>>345224379
This. I can't even browse my phone without some people talking to me. it's annoying.
http://pokemon.vifppoints.club/coins/jd91bfga
F R E E C O I NS
>>345216427
I Gotta say playing Pokemon go just makes me want to play a real Pokemon game? Anyone else? Might start an new play through on omega ruby.
If only ISIS would plan their attack around THIS.
>>345224570
ayyy
>>345222067
are you trying to force a new meme?
You think this is bad, wait until they release the Generation 2 Pokemon.
>>345216427
>TFW only have a windows phone
>>345224809
>heracross finally
Just kidding, the game is shit and literally all that matters is CP.
>want to use the Pokestops but phone and GBP stealing thugs are camping them for dweebs to mug
>>345223960
read the thread
>>345224819
>window phones are the best phones
>app developers hate 'em
such is the life
>>345216427
Wtf is a vapoleon and why aren't you posting this on you're containment board?
>>>/vp/
>>345224918
Actually other weird shit does matter like the pokemon's attack animation. Also HP.
>>345225256
*your
Uneducated fuck.
>>345224918
>all that matters is CP
>>345225335
hello newfriend
and GTFO
>>345225339
doing god's work, anon
keep it up
>>345225339
You just wanted to take a screencap of your tabs you fucking cunt.
>>345225379
>a berebones as fuck game
>fun
>>345218218
CP is determined by player level
A level 21 trainer's vape could be 1000+ while a level 1s is probably sub 500
>>345219770
Snorlax I believe, vaporeon i call bs on
>>345225256
Same reason people don't stay in the other containment board
>>>/vg/
It's not "containment", it's for all of the non-game Pkemon stuff. We can still discuss the games on /v/, the video game board.
2 towers weren't enough
>>345216427
Thats creepy and unsettling.
>>345225501
>I don't find something fun, therefore no one else can, why isn't the entire world exactly like me
>>345216427
This is the textbook definition of a dystopian society.
>>345225596
It's just a matter of time before some kids get kidnapped and the game outlawed.
>love Pokemon
>play it when I was 10
>now 27
>download Pokemon Go
>get bored within 10 minutes
Yee haw
>playing pokemon GO
>get interrupted by a couple of chads playing tennis
>tell them to fuck off a walk away
>begin smelling something nice
>chad who just showered off after lifting about to cross paths with me
>make heaving gestures towards him
>threaten that he better not take any of my gyms if he knows whats good for him
>roll away before he realizes what hits him
>>345225657
you are either a manchild, autist or retard
leave now you cuck
>>345222134
I have a hobby that doesn't involve me playing normiegames.
>>345223230
Whores *are* nice girls.
>>345225657
Do you eat shit?
>>345225516
>We can still discuss the games on /v/
So wrong. Get your pokeshit out of here. There is a reason that board was created.
No one cares about it here. We are here to discuss real vidya.
>>345225754
me too, I REALLY don't get it. it's basically a shitty google-earth game that you can't fight in. I've never seen any renamed pokemon. It's like a failed college student project.
>>345218358
Yeah, this game isn't any fun when you don't travel past your mom's basement
>>345216427
It's funny because when the initial trailer reveal came out, it had a scene that was practically exactly this and I made fun of it for that reason.
Wtf
>>345225926
>>345225836
>everything I don't like makes me so angry I need to call it shit all the time and attack people who like what I hate mommy mommy make the bad people stop liking what I hate
>>345222782
Fucking this. But who cares about the fact that it doesn't actually play like a Pokemon game. It's got Pokemans and that's all that matters! XD
>>345225657
It's more of a case that we're annoyed by bad taste
>Read very basic childrens books as a child
>Read more advanced stuff as an adolescent
>Read classics as an adult and start to build taste
>Read so much that if the prose is bad or the setting bland you start to realize that it's a waste of time and you'd rather be reading something more interesting
>At the same time someone even older than you is not just reading a childrens book, but a horrendously bad one
>You think they should read something better
Just because they enjoy reading the book doesn't mean it's not shit. They would most likely prefer a better book if they tried it.
>>345226296
Why are go-fags so defensive?
I keep seeing social media meme macros that are just "OH... SO I'M A TEN YEAR OLD FOR PLAYING POKE MON......??? WELL I'M HAVING FUN U FUCKING JADED ADULT!!" Like calm the fuck down already.
>>345225985
CS Student here. H-how hard is it to make a program that revolves around google maps?
>>345225937
>"real vidya"
Like Mighty No 9, Shantae, Shovel Knight, Smash Bros, Final Fantasy XV, MGSV, DoAX3, waifus, husbandos, and vidya cosplay?
>>345225985
BUT POKEMON. GOTTA CATCH EM ALL LOL
>>345225754
>>345225985
>Loke pokemon
>play it when i was 10
>now 27
>love pokemon go
>hanging out with friends and exploring parts of the city i never knew existed
>catchin rare mons and takin gyms
There's a civil war era fort in the center of town, i had no idea
>>345226598
if you don't like it leave
>>345225985
It game-ifies the joy of being outside. It's basically delivering the normie experience but with gimmicks because shallow nerds need "tangible" incentive for doing anything.
>Pokemon Go releases
>Go outside for once and hang out with normie friends alot more and have fun conversations
>Meet new people and tag along with with them all and play the game together.
>Actually make new friends and meet new cute girls who actually like talking to me
>Find out I'm not a bad at talking to girls after all
Should I kill myself /v/?
>>345226463
They wouldn't need to be angry if people like you would stop being retarded about other people enjoying things. you're like the faggot sports fanatics who despise the entire world because not everyone is a Broncos fan.
Proof the evolution is not real.
>live in the city
>infinite pokestops
>chill every night with some buds catching pokemon
>go to a bumfuck town with a friend to visit his friends
>they have like 3 map markers for the whole town
>discuss this at the bar
>city kid v. country kid subcurrents emerge
21st century pottery
>>345218065
There already is.
>B-B-B-BUT ITS FUN WITH FRIENDS!
>ITS FUN FUN DUDE COME ON
Defend this, normalfags.
>Vaporeon
Shit isn't even rare. What's going to happen when a legendary spawns?
>>345226716
What does that have anything to do with my post?
>>345227052
you are not wanted here
Notice how most of them are asians.
Why do gooks look so fucking dumb?
>>345226949
>Live in a rural area
>nothin
>nearby city
>this
what's funny is if you go 2 miles in any direction there's nothing even though it's a pretty densely populated city
>>345227034
Armageddon
>>345225502
Vaporeon is the best out of the 3 Eevee evos and easily one of the top 5 pokemon in the game. Pokemon like Lapras and Snorlax beat it out tho
>>345227005
I got a girls number out of it
It's a shit game no doubt tho
does anybody else feel like this is starting to get kinda scary? nintendo has the power to move large groups of people anywhere.
>that initial trailer with everyone gathering in times square to catch mewtwo was completely realistic
>>345227302
>Snorlax
>English Pokémon names
Seriously, why would "Relaxo" not have worked in English?
>>345227136
Deal with it, crybaby.
>>345218358
I agree that something being good or bad is objective. But wether it is fun or not is extremely subjective.
>>345227376
It's kinda like irl pikmin
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36814165/man-in-new-zealand-quits-his-job-to-play-pokemon-go-full-time
>>345227393
I remember everybody making fun of it
little did we know
>>345227376
You state this every thread, we get it.
Eating shit is fun. You guys should try it.
>>345222782
can you even think in the future bro? when pvp coms out, this shit will get super fun.
>>345227557
No, good or bad is also subjective. Some people think what Hitler did and what ISIS are doing is good.
>>345227580
>mfw this shit died down in a month
>mfw this dumb normalfag just fuck himself up
>>345225596
>>345225743
Did Nintendo and Game Freak not fully think this through? I mean this app is slowly becoming as bad as Black Friday when people would go as so far as to KILL for something.
>>345227738
You must be over 18 to post here.
>>345216427
baaaa baaaa
>>345227506
but I can not stop
>>345227728
>when pvp coms out
it becomes pay to win, the word gets out that it's pay to win, and nobody plays anymore and nintendo gets no more money
the investors don't give a fuck what is fun or not.
>>345218683
>walking around central park yesterday
>casuals go "OH I JUST CAUGHT SOME KIND OF FLAME HORSE"
>"Oh it's pon-ee-ta"
>"haha there's a wild monkey over here!"
>stop and look around at the 100 people buzzing around my small town park, all with their phones up
>old women
>kids with their parents who are only 4, sometimes less
>weird obtuse women in dresses glued to their phones and walking
>Not using battery saver
>Not using BATTERY SAVER
>watch as in 30 minutes, the park clears out in waves because idiots need to charge their phones
>stay in park for 5 hours on one charge watching the normalfags
>>345227302
Care to explain why?
>>345227878
>*tips Fedora*
Braindead casuals normalfags who don't even play video games.
>>345227828
The what now?
I've never felt so out of touch before. is this what it feels like to grow old and jaded?
>>345225339
>FEDORA FALL FASHION
>Your tip has been submitted.
M'lady
>>345216427
>"white" people
>>345228017
>*tips Fedora*
the fuck is this shit?
http://pokemon.vifppoints.club/coins/uqlrigff
how do i create an account for go?
>>345225339
>thinking incognito protects you from the fbi
lol
>>345228214
Black people and mexicans are all over pokemon go anon
Asians too.
>>345216427
Didn't one guy just jump out an Infiniti. Dont most Sonyggers take the bus?
>>345228214
dude shut the fuck up. there's always that one person
>defeat a gym for the first time
>put my dude up there
>5 minutes later some dude on my own team has kicked my guy out
what the fuck, how do gyms even work i thought we were on the same team
>>345228314
gmail account.
>>345228314
Try reading what it says instead of screenshotting it
>People having fun
>/v/ whinging
I don't get it
>>345227893
the second it becomes pay to win, I drop it.
>normalfags
>>345226454
So then what augmented reality game would you recommend that we haven't tried anon
>everyone complaining rural areas have no stops, gyms, or pokemon
>gen2 pokemon finally added
>they only spawn in rural areas
>>345228381
He didnt kick you out, someone beat your ass, then someone beat his ass and reclaimed it for your team.
I don't think I could care less about this game, even more so because I have almost all 700+ on pkm Y
>>345228453
It's not fun when it becomes the main talking point for people. We like to talk about videogames on here, but when it bleeds into real life to this degree it's just fucking sad. We see ourselves but to a far less educated degree, and it's painful to look at.
at least on here we're all quaint behind our own monitors. these faggots wander the streets sperging out acting like they own the place
>>345228453
You're not allowed to have fun with things /v/irgins have decreed are not fun. In fact fun does not exist, you only play things because you're autistic, addicted, a Jew, sucking Jew cock, in league with Jews, are shitposting, hate what they like, etc etc etc.
>>345228381
Someone on your team can't kick you out. If they fight a gym of the same color they train it making it's level higher (letting it hold more pokemon) and give it more exp (which is like a gym's health).
Someone of a different color probably took it and he must have taken it back. They are REALLY hard to hold for long unless you have a lot of really high CP pokemon and friends to train up a gym with. Even then my friend and I (and some strangers we never saw) had a gym at level 8 with 8 pokemon in it, most of them above 800 CP and we only held it for a day.
The AI is so shit it's always slanted to the challenger.
>>345227843
Not that anon and he sounds like a bit of a fag, but I believe the point he is trying to make is that good/bad are subjectives due to the fact that the world doesn't have an iron-clad agreed upon morality system. There are some things we can generally all agree on, like "Murder is bad" and "Stealing is bad", but at the same time some people will claim "Stealing from friends bad, stealing from Wal-Mart OK" or "Murder bad, killing in war OK". Even something as basic as political systems, "Communism good, Capitalism bad" or visa versa. There's no way to objectively prove one line of thought is correct and another incorrect.
Closest you could get to objective morality is following the philosophers who claim that universal morality is constrained to things like "Whatever aids the most people while harming the fewest = objectively good", but then you run into issues where you'd have to argue that running a utopia for 100,000 people by perpetually torturing a 5 year old is a universal 'good' as it is a fair trade.
>>345228592
>gen 3 added
>they're only found on bodies of water
>>345227931
Some pokemon are just more likely to have stronger moves, faster attacks and larger HP pools regardless of CP. Snorlax is arguably the most powerful pokemon in the game because of his massive HP pool which makes him annoying af to beat even if your pokemon has more CP. CP really only acts as a multiplier for a pokemon's base stats. Of course you can still beat a strong pokemon if you have more CP or type advantage, especially if you know how to dodge.
>>345228381
He wasnt the one who kicked you out. Someone on another team defeated your pokemon and sniped the gym before the enemy could claim the gym for himself.
>>345228487
You might as well drop it now because we've already reached that point.
>>345226716
could say the same to you buddy
>>345228453
yes you do. /v/ hates fun.
>>345228173
This is why im just currently replaying old games.
>>345228487
Its already pay to win
>Lucky Egg
>Incense
>incubators
Seriously, without a lucky egg have fun catching 800 pidgeys to level up past 20
>>345218128
>>345218164
i was pretty sure that pokemon spawned based on trainer level, so how does that work
does it just hide any pokemon that are too high level for you
>>345228662
makes sense
What is the realistic likelihood of a 'Poke Bomber' targeting popular pokemon hubs at some point?
Hate to say it, but it seems like an eventuality to me.
>>345228808
ISIS is already discussing how to use it to their advantage
I cant even play because the servers are fucked in Finland.
Meanwhile most of those people won't ever touch Sun and Moon.
Us nerd am I right guys xD?
>>345228808
Pretty likely, though to be fair the most popular pokemon hubs are usually populated during the summer anyway. It's not like people didn't hang around central park before Pokemon came out.
>>345228808
Unlikely
There are way better targets
any good ways to cheat the incubator ? i'm hungover as fuck an cant be arsed going out walking
>dont have a turntable to put my phone on
>dont have a fan
anything else that moves independently that i can put my phone on ?
>>345228943
strap it to your hand while you jerk off
>>345228914
I certainly wont
It looks like crap and i sold my ds
>>345228943
Turn off your phone's wifi or location accuracy and let the GPS recalibrate.
>>345228943
put it on a plate and spin the plate
>>345219859
no but seriously how is this shit fun?
>>345228914
They are probably going to be shit anyway
>be french
>playing pokemon go
a fucking mewtwo has just spawned 2kms down the road
>notice dad left his truck keys by the front door
>>345228597
Same, and I'm getting close on ORAS
>>345229015
>>345229027
that should be bullshit.
I tried pacing in my apartment and got jack shit.
>>345228943
Put it on that rotating dish in the microwave.
We need ISIS
>>345224918
If you care about combat and shit sure but all I care about is completing my pokedex
>>345229052
You meet other people dude!
>autistic Pokemon GO neckbeard fatass need a app to socialize with other people
>>345229052
How is what you like fun?
>>345229130
You must live in a shitty appartment then, it usually works when walking around mine.
>>345228046
Both these games are shit, people only care about the pokemon brand.
HEY GUESS WHAT
YOU'RE ALLOWED TO TRY THE GAME AND STOP PLAYING IT IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT!!!!!!
>>345228808
There's always so many events, it would be easier to do a planned event then just hoping to get lucky.
Pokemon people should be fine.
>>345228923
not necessarily
a good target for them doesn't have to be highest kill count, it's the optics they care about. and with the news reporting on every fuckwad who walks in front of a truck playing it, you can bet they'd spend days reporting an isis attack based on it.
honestly after we string up every last isis fuck, i say we move on to the media that enables them
>>345216427
As a huge pokemon fan I was hyped for the game but its really fucking barebones and boring. Glad a lot of people are finding it fun though.
>>345229241
people are also allowed to voice their dissent if they don't like the game. the two aren't mutually exclusive.
>>345229052
The game is not fun, spending time outside and socializing is fun.
Except you can do that without the game.
>>345229307
this is the appropriate attitude.
>>345216427
Virgin stampede.
>>345229184
I guess it could be sort of fun, the socializing part, but I dont need this fucking game for that
>>345229189
>drag finger up and wait
lol yeah really fun dude
>>345229352
exactly
>>345216427
>bought a bunch of usb power banks from china
>mfw walking around these places selling them at 50% markup
>don't charge them first
>>345229189
Don't answer a question with question.
>>345229351
>to voice their dissent if they don't like the game. the two aren't mutually exclusive.
We literally had the same fucking thread for one week straight; this is like the 40th fucking thread. This isn't voicing an opinion, this is whining and complaining
>>345229307
Why?
It means they will focus on making more boring and barebones ''games''.
If everyone can all catch the same pokemon, what's even the point?
Arent they supposed to be unique?
>>345228636
>The AI is so shit it's always slanted to the challenger
just like the handhelds
Anyone caught mewtwo? Zapdos, articuno or moltres? Are they really on top of mt everest lol
>>345229486
>whining and complaining
>This isn't voicing an opinion
You're allowed to stop reading the thread and go somewher else if you don't like it :)
>>345229409
So it's like a lot of other games that people find fun.
>>345229440
Why not? What makes a game fun for you is likely what makes another game fun for others.
I hate roller coasters, but I don't walk around demanding people tell me why they have fun on roller coasters.
>>345229352
That's true, but I think it makes socializing a little bit easier with random people because the game serves as an immediate icebreaker of common interest between them.
>>345228453
We aren't here to discuss whether a game is fun or not, the game is objectively bad and you should accept that, some people simply have bad taste.
I really hate the level/CP system in this game.
Catching anything before level 20 is almost absolutely pointless because you'll get much stronger dudes later on.
>>345229561
>Anyone caught mewtwo? Zapdos, articuno or moltres? Are they really on top of mt everest lol
Special events that will be held, all legendaries are subjected to that according to Niantic
>>345229620
fun to autists maybe
>>345229561
the way the game is now, absolutely not.
Hey guys, i have a question.
Is creating structures in AR really that resource-demanding? Ingress had this thing where you could create a fortress or something by taking pictures of a place and passing it to mods i think, but as far as i know you can't set your home or gain medals or become a pokemon master in this game because it's all about throwing balls and choosing a team (none of which were the point of any of the games).
Is this simply them deciding to take another direction, or would it be truly hard to do?
>we are going back to the age of /v/ making fun of the ''ITS FUN'' no argument brigade
History repeat itself.
>>345227005
>using metacritic on /v/
>>345228595
>>345228636
>>345228684
you sure? ive noticed when other people beat me i need to revive my pokes, but when its my own team all i need is potions
when i got my guy back he wasnt fainted, he just needed potions
>>345228430
i dont want to connect these two
>>345228434
im waiting and nothing changes
>>345218358
>fun is objective and concrete
Phew lass
>>345229510
Yes yes, people like one thing that means the company will never ever do anything else at all forever and ever. Nintendo never made anything but Mario games since 1985, Sony never made anything but Crash Bandicoot games since 1995, Microsoft never made anything but Halo games since 2000whatever.
>I don't even have a smartphone
world changed, I stayed the same
To think I was that kid who used to act like a pikachu in class and all the teachers laughed at me.
Who's laughing now
>>345229486
>stop hating what I like!!!!
>>345229435
You could have some uncharged at 150% price and some charged at a higher price, guarantees you'll sell the charged ones
>>345229724
>spread a rumor that mewtwo sighted at trump rally
>don't let people in until they purchase MAGA hat and trump shirt
>media starts freaking out as it looks like trump has 99% of america on his side
>its really just a bunch of people looking for mewtwo
>trump wins by default because Hillary runs away to Saudi Arabia in fear and america fixes the planet
>>345216427
I'm so glad i only go near that place with a gps spoofer.
>>345228943
Strap it to your cat and set it loose outside.
>>345229620
Because he asked you first. You don't get to ask a question and expect an answer when you never answered the original question first.
>I don't walk around demanding people tell me why they have fun on roller coasters.
You probably shouldn't post on a board for roller coasters full of roller coaster enthuisasts. There are people who do research on the best rollercoasters and try to make the most fun rollercoaster possible. It isn't just arbitrary.
>>345227005
I don't care about pokemon go, but i'm just pointing out the Metacritic is almost always wrong.
>>345229787
>40 million dollars to make this game
I don't know, maybe you should ask them?
>>345229928
>Who's laughing now
GOOD MORNING
>>345228314
The page isn't loading for me to begin with.
I suppose the server is overloaded.
>>345229924
Pokemon GO is too profitable to ignore.
This is the beginning of the end, they have no reason to try to make more consoles.
I mean, why?
With smartphones, they don't need to distribute platforms, they have 2 billion of potential consumers, the games are much cheaper, development is much shorter, and they bring in millions and millions every day.
Why is /v/ so fucking adamant at defending this game?
It's literally a lazy rehash of Ingress with less features. You can not dispute this
>>345229738
Funny how normies genuinely having fun with this are being called autists, by the obsessive autists in this board that can't live a day without posting Pokemon go hate threads and circle jerk on why it's so bad and why they have no taste
>>345229564
You literally have a Pokemon board for this. This is against the rules and you know that. I'm surprised the mods and janitors even allow it on this board and made it an exception.
>>345229836
>when i got my guy back he wasnt fainted, he just needed potions
Because someone on another team defeated your pokemon and kicked you out. Someone on the same team defeating your pokemon doesn't do anything to it's HP.
>>345216427
whats the point? its not like you can battle other players with it.
>>345217257
Downtown Dayton, OH don't see many Eevee's, but where I live I see tons of them, have 3 vaporeons over 1k, 2 flareons over 1k, still no jolteon tho :(
>>345229738
Ah, the "everyone who likes something I hate are autists" "argument". You're all playing video games past age 10, you're all autists.
I just started playing this yesterday in Canada. There is a park right outside my condo that has 2 pokestops and a gym in it. So after coming home from work yesterday I decided to go to the park and see what the hell a pokestop is.
Couldn't figure out what a pokestop seemed like it's only purpose was for me to put an item that I had to buy with real money into it that did the same thing as the incense that I had gotten for free somehow. Wasn't high enough level for the gym but I did get stared at by a few mothers taking their kid to the park. Later on a saw a police cruiser parked there from outside my window but that was probably unrelated.
Nonetheless in exchange for my discomfort and making a few mothers uncomfortable. (I wasn't even pointing my phone at any kids.) I did manage to find a spearow, pidgeotto, and rattata.
All in all it was boring as fuck and I seem to be missing the point of this game. Is this really all there is too it? Do the gyms make it fun?
>>345230015
>plays pokemon go
>upset that other people are playing
POKEMON GO WAS A MISTAKE
>>345229435
>>345229968
Or you can have all of them at x price but you tell them that you can cut the price a little for the uncharged ones, makes it look like they're getting a deal
>>345224536
>>345224379
>NOOOO STOP ENJOYING THINGS
I want NEETs to fuck off to r9k and stay in their containment board. NEET purge when?
>>345230153
>Funny how normies genuinely having fun with this are being called autists, by the obsessive autists in this board that can't live a day without posting Pokemon go hate threads and circle jerk on why it's so bad and why they have no taste
calm down, judging by how you right you seem to seriously suffer from autism by protecting some chinky company that doesnt even acknowledge your existence
im just saying, this shit is autistic, put it in ur brain retard
>>345230201
>likes nintendo games at age over 15
>>345230015
"this game designed to make people socialize is making me socialize, this triggers me"
t. dumb bitch
>>345222273
Water gun has one of the fastest attack animations in the game when fighting a gym, vaporeon shits on quite a lot of stuff.
>>345230153
>This is against the rules and you know that
Except that's compeltely wrong. There's nothing in the rules that says you're not allowed to post about pokemon games on /v/. /vp/ exists for non-vidya pokemon media like the anime and furry RPs
Like I said, You're allowed to stop reading the thread and go somewher else if you don't like it :)
>>345230015
A lot of women called her out and roasted her on Twitter and social media in general, and they aren't gamers. If anything should be posted, it's videos like OP
Not some fat ugly whale even women themselves hate
>>345230018
It's hard for them to be wrong in this case because the app itself doesn't have a lot of features or gameplay mechanics to review, so the margin of arbitrary "error" between reviewers should be quite low.
>>345230317
And I want normies to fuck off to twitter/facebook/reddit and stay in their containment page. Normie purge when?
>>345230250
>Do the gyms make it fun?
No
The """""gameplay""""""" is nothing but mindless tapping and occasional swiping
>>345229136
I laughed too hard at this
>>345230123
It's a once in a lifetime popular game. Next E3 will be funny with literally every company trying to mimic the success of pokemon go with their own shitty games. Hopefully nintendo realizes that they literally struck gold, but they shouldn't expect to be able to recreate it at all. If they do go down the "lets try making shitty mobile games lol" route then I hope the next one will be Mario Kart Go.
>Driving around
>suddenly put into a race with the cars around you with the app
>course gets shown to you on your phone
>literal pandamonium on the roads and people dying left and right trying to win races and collect virtual power ups
>>345230146
Why is /v/ so fucking adamant at bashing this game?
>>345230146
It's literally a cultural phenomenon of nerds for normalfags. You can not dispute this
>>345230414
>is almost
>tfw hate socializing
This game ain't for me.
>>345230318
>it's a tripfag thinks his opinion matters episode
Does anyone know how the fuck the coins from gyms works? Last night I had a 2 on the shield to collect coins and now it's 0. Does it disappear when the gym is taken? If so, then that is retarded. If you take them as soon as you have them you only get 10 and have to wait an entire day. I don't want to sit looking at the dumb shop all day.
>>345226417
How dare it not conform to the same rehash bullshit gameboy games !!!! God you fucking people really do despise fun and being social.
Think this may be my last time on this site, you fuckers live to complain about everything.
>>345230541
Why are you answering a question with a question?
>>345230250
if this isnt bait holy shit youre braindead if you cant figure out a phone game
>>345230250
You swipe the pokestops to get free shit.
The point of the game is to take walks, collect shit at the stops, defeat gyms and catch pokemon along the way.
The best part is meeting new people and going on long walks with your friends though.
>>345230317
Never, /v/ is now r9k 2.0
>>345230593
>Think this may be my last time on this site
oh no anon please don't gooo
>Try to name my character
>Every fucking name is taken
>>345230609
Why are you asking questions?
>>345216427
What the fuck man
I used to be obsessed with Pokemon as a kid, but it got stale after Silver / Gold
I tried the game and it's kind of buggy and very barebones, I gave up on it after half an hour
Like what the fuck is going on. My Dad used to call it 'Japanese brainwashing shit', I'm starting to think he was right
>>345230374
Not him but /vp/ is a containment board for all things Pokemon. Not sure if you were here way back when, but boards like /vr/, /vg/, and /vp/ were made to contain niche topics
>>345230745
Because it's a discussion thead and there's literally no reason not to
Seeing shit like this actually makes me feel angry and depressed as fuck. I hate seeing all these pasty 20-somethings going out and socializing and preteding they're fucking 10 again. I live in some shitty 3rd world country where this stupid game didn't even come out yet. Yesterday it rained and my roof was leaking all over the fucking place and I still have to sit through an infinite amount of these faggots talking about how much fun they're having and how happy they are and how "being an adult is fun" while being as condescending as humanly possible about it because muh childhood. If this thing eventually comes out in my country there will be a never-ending stream of deaths and robberies caused by this thing, mark my words. I'm actually so fucking butthurt at all this, I can't even control it. Goddamn it.
WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN
>>345230123
It also took 20 years of nostalgia to make Go a success. It will not be the type of thing they can repeat so easily.
>>345230584
you can collect coins every 21 hours from the gyms. The countdown starts as soon as you take them so there's no point in not doing it. You don't have to look at the shop all day lol
>>345230440
>trying to make people with healthy social lives as the weird ones
No you cunt, you're as normal and boring as they are. Don't think you're superior for being a basement dweller that jerks off to drawn images you call waifus.
Seeing shit like this actually makes me feel angry and depressed as fuck. I hate seeing all these pasty 20-somethings going out and socializing and preteding they're fucking 10 again. I live in some shitty 3rd world country where this stupid game didn't even come out yet. Yesterday it rained and my roof was leaking all over the fucking place and I still have to sit through an infinite amount of these faggots talking about how much fun they're having and how happy they are and how "being an adult is fun" while being as condescending as humanly possible about it because muh childhood. If this thing eventually comes out in my country there will be a never-ending stream of deaths and robberies caused by this thing, mark my words. I'm actually so fucking butthurt at all this, I can't even control it. Goddamn it.
Weird how the people I know who haven't gone full sperg over Pokemon Go are the people I know who play the games a lot or play compsmogon, casual and VGC
>suddenly /v/ love casuals pandering mobile games
This is the board that on EA but defend shit like this? kek
>>345230525
>I hope the next one will be Mario Kart Go.
>
>>Driving around
>>suddenly put into a race with the cars around you with the app
>>course gets shown to you on your phone
>>literal pandamonium on the roads and people dying left and right trying to win races and collect virtual power ups
lol
>>345230763
>beliving in the containment board meme
If anything /v/ is a containment board for keeping shitposting plebs out out of the other 3 board where you can actually discuss shit. You have actual brain damage if you think posting Pokemon and retro games is against the rules on /v/
Someone forward this to Japan or more specifically the devs
It is their responsibility to deal with this crisis
>>345230972
Try being a guy who went to anime conventions when he was in his 20s...in the 1990s. Then coming back circa 2005 and it's all girls and memesters
>there are actual hordes of manchildren doing nothing all day but running in the middle of the street staring at their phones
This is pretty sad desu
>>345230937
Down here you are the weird one, anon, sorry to break it to you. I never said I was superior to you though, you just don't fit here, doesn't mean anyone is better
>>345230250
It's just a portable version of the Safari Zone. No weakening Pokemon, just using bait and balls to catch, and then mashing and swiping the screen to fight.
>mfw the only pokemon that spawn by me are eevees, weedles, and drowzees
Let's be honest here /v/. A lot of you people getting all upset calling these people deragotory terms like "normie" are only upset because you think these people bullied you for liking pokemon when you were a kid. Let me give you a pro tip here,it was all in your head the whole time.Nobody was making fun of you nerds so stop sperging.
>>345231071
they exist anyway, you just see them now lol
i don't really get this game
i went to the lake today and i was there for 2 hours hanging out withmy dog and gfand the entire time i only saw 2 ratatas and a pudgy and a sparrow
nigga where the gyrados at if not in a lake
>>345231106
rural suburban fag detected.
>>345231071
But... won't you get banned eventually?
Are there any poke-stops at sex shops?
Someone should make a bot that starts placing lures in places like sex shops.
I want to see what happens.
>>345230763
>/vg/
>niche topics
So we should stop talking about Mario, Sonic, Mega Man, Final Fantasy, Metroid, GTA, all indie games, and pretty much all other games on /v/ because /vg/ has generals for them?
>>345231116
Nobody made fun of me, it's just unbelivable how people can't recognize a shit game when they play it for hours everyday
Really?
Jesus christ
http://pokemon.vifppoints.club/coins/h10xinjd
So do they spawn shit on the middle of highway too?
>>345230913
Yea, but the defenses I had disappeared and I didn't even take the coins. Do you not get them if someone takes the gym before you collect?
>>345231043
not that dude but that's basically what /vp/ is, it's meant to keep the bulk of the pokemon threads in one place. i mean that was always the intention when it was created a few years ago.
at this point /v/ is a containment board, sure, but it was never made to be that like /vp/ was. also, there's nothing that says "containment boards" can't be good, it's the people posting in them that make them good or bad, and if you make an effort to have good discussion, you're generally going to have better threads.
>>345230972
>all that rage text over a mobile game
Hilarious. If you hate it so much, don't play or talk about it.
>>345231171
They are hiding from your weak ass. They don't wanna be stuck with YOU
>this thread comprises of people mad at Pokemon Go and getting upset others are having fun to a game /v/irgins think is objectively a shit game
>its fucking nonstop since launch
If Nintendo did anything right, it's this. I'm so glad that /v/ won't ever stop making threads about it and won't shut the fuck up. Yes, fuel that obsessiveness and compulsive behavior to the point of unhealthy mental destruction
I'm sure by doing that, the game will definitely go away and people will stop playing it.What a load of baboons, don't you realize you're just promoting the game further and making this relevant by talking about it? Holy shit
>>345231060
>Try being a guy
I'ma stop you right there. I don't even know what I copy pasted.
>>345231271
nope
>>345230913
There's no point in doing it unless you're so poor you need to wait 10 days because you can't afford $1 worth of in game coins. And if you manage to join 2 or more gyms you won't get any bonuses for those 21 hours if you already collected them after only 1 gym
>>345231220
The fuck do you think is going to happen? People are going to go in there, catch 3 or 4 pokemon and then leave
>>345222310
>>God's face when he comes back to see this faggotry
>>345230972
LOL
move to a different country then shitlord, maybe then you can have as much fun as us :^)
Literally no one but /v/ gives a shit about this.
>>345231218
Don't let a ban stop you from having fun dude.
Look at all the people with VAC bans on Steam from using cheats on servers to troll people.
It's completely worth it.
>>345231116
I was never bullied and I've been playing the real pokemon games since gen 1. Not this fake casual bait that everyone plays, pretending they were fans all these years.
>>345231171
Early levels start out with the first route generic mons. Later on you get to see the rarer ones like Dragonite and Porygon.
>>345230972
It's kinda like that feeling when you go on Facebook and all you see is pictures of people socializing and doing interesting things and then realizing you've never done anything like that
>>345231238
because it's not shit though. this is the perfect social game.
>Uber driver
>making fours times as much money just driving NEETs around to hotspots
Feels good.
>>345231285
Try reading the post before replying next time so you don't look like a jackass
Add in trades and trainer battle then it will be a good game
>>345231451
""""social game""""
sure, this is a thing now apparently, sure sure great game then
>>345231060
>crisis
Jokes on you, they're going to make this even bigger
>>345231202
its true im in that weird area where the cities neighbourhoods widen out and you start hitting farmland
>>345231060
>>345231285
>>345231394
>>345231447
>tfw copy pasted a message a few post above me and got the glorious (You)'s for it
>>345230895
sure feels good to be in the best country
have a nice day brazilian
>>345231116
I never got bully in fact I was the one bullying people and I regret it.
I still think Pokemon Go is trash.
When will they add a Team Rocket faction?
>>345231651
kek
>>345230972
stop being 3rd world then faggot
>>345231071
Is that somehow worse than hordes of manchildren doing nothing all day but sitting in their homes staring at their phones?
>>345231720
>tfw Team Rocket faction let's you take the pokemon from a gym you defeated
>>345231220
Businesses have profited in NY from lures by 45%. They'd probably make more money too with the amount of normies that play this
Who have all three evolutions over 1k here? I also have 220+ pidgey candies and just waiting to get up a few levels when the servers are stable.
>>345231328
Just like Undertale!It'll run its course once the next normie sensation hits. This one just happens to be a little bit more impacting on society than most games, though.
>>345231812
[citation needed]
>>345231842
Undertale isn't a shit game though
>>345231836
I have over 500 Zubat candies
>>345230986
its not even stictly a nintendo game. its the pokemon company and a sanfran tech startup
its more american than anything
>>345227898
>Not having a portable battery
Being close to locations like central park seems pretty unfair because they have ultra many pokemon. Village people are really cucked.
>>345231451
>social game
So the game itself is shit?
>>345222134
None. If i did i wouldnt tell /v/ because this board is the designated shitposting dump that cant stay on topic ever. Even /b/ can stay on topic
>>345227034
They've ran the simulations. Expect trampling.
>>345231424
OP's video is from the hollywood reporter, huffpo and sbnation you dumbass.
>>345231116
You're absolutely right. Its not in my head, I got in literal fights because people fucked with me for liking pokemon. I hope more of them get ran over.
>>345231947
You know you are supossed to evolve zubats for xp right?
>>345231076
I guess so. I never understood the "normie" meme. It's just people continue to spam these threads hating on people having fun. If they don't like it so much, why talk about it?
And sorry I raged on you, its the r9k NEET crowd that is infuriating.
>>345231880
Facebook. I talked to some of the restaurants and places near me with spots that use lures, they got a lot of folks in
>>345228526
>oh no a girl is mad at me, I better rip out my spine and apologize or she'll never have sex with me
>>345232032
I'm collecting
>>345231779
Yes. At least the ones who stay at home don't disturb anyone.
>>345231218
I don't really care. The game is a broken mess right now, if they do ban me I'll just make another account when (if) they get their shit toguether.
I'm all for having fun. And this game is not that bad for a mobile game but why do normalfags just fucking shit and go nuts at anything that is catching on? I swear this monkey see monkey do mentality is nuts. Imagine being a analysist for this shit? No data would make sense.
Also why the fuck does this game keep getting posted here? Or did I miss the memo that mobile shit is okay aside from the jap shit mobage stuff?
>>345231836
>1K
Step it up.
>>345231916
Brilliantly memed, lad-kun.
>>345219885
White knights are everywhere…
>>345232092
You should level up to get rarer pokemons if you're collecting though
>>345231328
/v/ bitching will have zero effect on it, that's obvious, but it's a fad so it'll go away on its own after a few months
>>345232058
So you cited a statistic based purely on ancedotal evidence without any proof to back it up. nice.
>>345229690
not true, I get a bunch of shitty pokemon at a higher level, too, and could get some pretty strong ones when I was low leveled. you just have shit luck
>>345228647
Or anon meant "good" and "bad" in terms of quality, which has nothing to do with morality, and this post is unwarranted.
>tfw theres fucking nothing in your city apart from the town center
>tfw theres tons of construction so you can't even move around
Can't even take my dog for a long walk and see just a single pokemon, the only chance I get to do anything is to and from work, so maybe 10-20 mins per day. Pokemon seriously need to be evenly spread out and not just focused in 1 area
>>345232142
Sorry but have you played it? Definitely top 3 GOTY2015 and actually has content, unlike this Pokemon GO bullshit
They need technology that can wirelessly disrupt the signal from your eyes to your brain so that without the help of AR you just start seeing simulated pokemon in the world. Then broadcast that shit worldwide so everybody starts hallucinating pokemon at the same time. There is no escape.
>>345232135
Im jelly bro I am stuck at level 14 for a while because working and it being 100 out plus humid as fuck.
>>345232135
what is it like having money and living in a densely populated area
>>345231248
I clicked friend but this looks fake
How do they expect to give me coins via facebook using just my first and surname
there must be hundreds of people with the same name
>>345226734
This. People who think that it got popular for its gameplay or anything have the wrong idea. It's shallow as fuck, sure, but the fun comes from the journey it takes you on.
>>345231842
Undertale's been popular for nearly a year.
Five Nights At Freddy's is getting a sixth game, two more novels, and a movie.
Every game /v/ says will die in a month or less always ends up being a phenomenon. It's hilarious, really, watching a bunch of gamers want video games to die.
>>345229184
>walking around alone like a retard
>people tell me this game makes you friends
>walk up to somebody
>"a-are you playing pokemon go?"
>"No? I'm on Facebook."
>he walks away muttering "weirdo"
>go to lured pokestop
>try to talk to people
>"errr... sorry dude, we don't want to talk to you"
>coworkers see me
>"HAHA IS THAT ANON CATCHING POKEMON ON HIS OWN HAHAHA!"
>go home and kill myself
>>345232171
No he's right, you get shitty pokemon at higher level but the pokemon you catch at lower levels will never be as strong as the highest leveled pokemon at +20. Being high level means you have a greater cap on CP of the pokemon you catch.
>>345230176
Are there any good spots down there? The best spot I've found has been the historic district of Tipp City because there are so many pokestops in a small area that you walk back and forth getting constant balls
This shit will die once trading comes in
>>345232301
Ignore these 15 year olds, they don't understand how retarded they are
How do we stop this cancer from spreading further?
This is only the beginning, we will get loads of these "GO" games now because of the success of Pokemon GO.
We need to kill it with fire while we still can.
>>345231282
not that anon but the whole concept of "containment board" is a fallacy, there's literally nothing stopping anyone from any board from going to other boards and shitposting to their hearts content. That's why /v/ is commonly refered to as "containment" because it's the most popular board for plebs with some of the most shitposting and least moderation of any board on 4chan
The truth is /vp/ was only made to contain the pokegirl art and pokeporn that was flooding /v/ at the time, it had nothing to do with threads about the actual pokemon games.
GUYS.
GUYS.
HOLD UP.
Think about this for a second. If this becomes an attempt to make the whole "go outside in groups to play games" thing come back, instead of sitting around at home playing games or specifically sitting around consoles playing games, we could see a death in consoles. We could see PC rise back up. We could see gaming arcades rise back up.
BLESSING IN DISGUISE. GAMING IS BACK ON THE STREETS AND BETTER THAN EVER.
URBAN GAMING 2.0.
GRAB YO DDR PANTS, SHIT'S ABOUT TO GET REAL.
POKEMON GO IS A FALLEN ANGEL, STRUCK DOWN BY SATAN RE-INCARNATED AS NINTENDO.
>>345232391
Go back to wreddit
>>345222134
Pokemon GO apparently.
This is the bullshit I hate, the ammount of normies that came out of the woodwork and started posting is insane. I mean look at this >>345232391 retard
>>345231880
This is a pretty easy observation dude.
Walk into any small business that's catering to the Pokemon Go crowd, and ask them how business is doing.
How the fuck is it supposed to make you socialize? All I see in those videos are hordes of zombies with their eyes fixed on their phones.
Does the actual gameplay require human interaction at any point?
>>345230673
More like /r9k/ is /v/ 2.0.
>>345232000
you know, there's probably gonna be some really mad park janitor who ends up going batshit insane from this.
>Using incense
>Fucking Dratini/Dragonaire shows up on nearby list
>Try to find it
>Game becomes unresponsive
>Close and reopen
>Fucking server is down
>Finally reconnect
>No dratini/dragonaire
>Incense used up while server was down
Pretty inclined to uninstall and wait for a less broken version, to be honest. Dunno why they think this shit is acceptable.
>>345226598
Don't forgetLOLand /toy/ threads.
>>345232391
>calling a game shit is edgy
What the fuck?
>>345227005
Met some girls and got a new couple of buddies out of it. One of them is rich and he has his limo driver drive us around to catch Pokemon at different spots. So I'm pretty fucking good mate
>>345220756
>>345232143
>guy dont insult a women
>bad somehow.
Man, it's like you never seen a girl play video game in your life and you just think they do it for attention. I grew up with girls and women playing video games all around me.
>>345232664
Lot of talking about pokemon recently caught, tips on where rare pokemon have spawned.
More than once I've been looking for a pokemon and just asked a random group "Have you guys seen an whatevermon around here" and they usually direct me to it.
>>345232738
Because they don't know better. They're normies for christ sake
>>345232468
I can't wait. Girl wood and the little short french cuck from ubisoft are going to be announcing shit like Assassins creed GO! at the next E3.
>stealthfully sneak up behind your target and virtually kill them! LOL so much fun!
I can't wait to see what terrible ideas other companies come up with that totally flop at e3.
>>345232767
But anon, it's POPULAR. If you don't like a popular thing you're just an edgy contrarian memelord.
>>345232468
>mobile master race will be a thing on /v/
>>345232817
CoD GO? Shoot people with your camera gun.
>>345232664
Barely. It was advertised as having it too, but they didn't add in half of the features from the videos.
>>345232468
>we will get loads of these "GO" games now because of the success of Pokemon GO.
I doubt that. Other franchises don't lend themselves to this.
Pokémon is more or less the perfect match.Except maybe Digimon.
>>345216427
why does every marginal subhuman in this vid wear a a backpack?
how cringeworthy
>>345232472
>PC gaming growing due to this shift
I don't see it. If anything, the only market likely to grow significantly is the mobile market, and with it a deluge of mobile games (mostly awful, some great). Maybe handhelds could begin to come back, but PC gaming is like the antithesis of the whole "gather people in the real world and have games be influenced by physical locations" appeal.
>>345232961
No fuck that what kind of nerd likes Digimon
When PoGo starts selling sponsored pokestops to restaurants and stores they'll be pulling in 3-4 million per day. Think about that.
>>345230525
>>Driving around
>>suddenly put into a race with the cars around you with the app
>>course gets shown to you on your phone
>>literal pandamonium on the roads and people dying left and right trying to win races and collect virtual power ups
>>345232472
>VR arcades
I'm okay with this.
>>345232849
>If you don't like a popular thing you're just an edgy contrarian memelord.
I'm extra edgy because I like popular things even though I know liking popular things is contrary to edginess.
>>345232472
So we'll trade in consoles for "gaming phones".
>>345227574
Good analogy
>>345233067
This is the future we chose.
>>345230937
Welcome to neo-/v/, everybody!
>>345220616
It would be fun for them to throw a legendary into the Q next week
>>345232775
>you just think they do it for attention
That is exactly what they think, and any evidence to the contrary will be warped into evidence in their favor.
>>345232870
Can't wait until "build me a phone, /v/" becomes a real thing.
>show ISIS Pokemon GO
>they start bombing on crowded pokemon areas
>game gets removed/banned
>>345232907
That would be the same as laser tag which is what we've had for a while.
>>345233387
Nice idea anon
>>345228772
That's not pay2win you stupid kid
>>345233387
>terrorist starts attacking some city/bar
>mewtwo just happens to spawn at the same time as the attack
>bunch of NEETs with tons of hours in COD and counterstrike with carry permits storm the building and take out the muslim before cops can arrive
>"well we were just in the area and mewtwo showed up so we just had to do what we needed to ensure we could catch him"
>>345233387
>ISIS being able to use smartphone OSs without being tracked
Wait what.
>>345233071
Honestly VR's high cost would make it utterly perfect for arcades, and I would think that smart investors would give arcades discounts for using their VR sets in order to get the experience to more people than just early adopters with a lot of money on their hands.
just give me a WW3, jesus christ how embarrassing.
>>345233187
>my safespace echo chamber has been violated because people aren't neckbeard sperglords like me
>>345233387
>don't live in a big city
>Don't have to worry about this or getting mugged by black people
>Laugh at the fear mongering the media are putting out and just enjoy pokemon with likeminded individuals
>>345232470
I thought /vp/ is there to keep the pokefags out of /a/?
>>345233387
I'm waiting for this tbqh, senpai
>>345230318
>tripfag
>calling others autistic
ahue
>>345233387
IT MUST HAPPEN
>>345233463
People stampede and punch each other over 20% off a printer every christmas.
>>345227793
>>345225743
>>345225596
>Mewtwo appears in Central Square.
>Only one person may catch him, but the odds are fucking ridiculous.
>Troubled teen bombs the entire street, killing hundreds of flooded suvillians.
>Squad cars arrive to see some guy on a blood spattered bench, who's crying because he wasted 99 pokeballs and still couldn't catch Mewtwo
END OF DAYS
>>345233071
>>345233582
I'd go to a VR arcade, but man whenever I see people with those headsets on I can't help but laugh at how silly it looks. Still, who cares when you're having fun?
>>345233387
Sure "Hey ISIS, I heard that Time Square is full of people!!!!"
You truly are a genius. It's not like ISIS already know crowded areas!
>>345233563
I like this
>>345233589
I'm sure when you're dying of starvation in your FEMA underground shelter with nuclear winter ravaging the planet you'll be grateful that at least people can't walk around with a little device that has images of cute monsters that they can collect.
>>345233868
You could easily make them into booths and put TVs on the outside so the people waiting in line can see what's going on while giving the person in the booth enough space to move around in, as well as some confinement so they don't destroy things.
Seriously VR is practically made for arcades. It's a pity they're barely surviving on account of PCs and consoles bringing gaming home.
>>345218358
do you still live with your parents?
>>345217257
It's more that people don't want to catch like 20 eevees for one.
>>345232143
how much of a sperg are you? jesus christ
Gas the normies.
>>345228784
Yeah. I first started finding Pidgeys and Rattatas and then when I leveled up, I started finding Caterpies and Eevees instead, in those spots
>>345234204
Goddamm that's EDGY
>go for a walk yesterday
>get home
>got two 5km eggs in incubators, both are nearly done
>i'll go hatch them tomorrow
>go out to walk today
>eggs still haven't hatched
>check my eggs
>the 2 are gone
>didn't get any pokemon out of them either
what a great fucking game.
Zombies are taking over /v/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BBnm6uO0hI
>>345234332
Like ugh, how can he even say that .... -_-
>>345233802
>mfw realizing that this could actually happen and Nintendo won't consider removing it from the Google Play store for the good of mankind.
All hope is lost.
>Walk enough to hatch first egg
>Game freezes, lose pokemon that was in the egg
>Fight rare wild pokemon
>Game freezes, lose that pokemon
>Throw pokeball
>Game freezes, lose a pokeball and pokemon
>get to pokestop, tap it
>Game doesn't load the information, just remains blank
How the fuck do people play this without going going Gorilla Grande levels of rage?
I hope this shit dies over before I go back in the fall.
>>345233934
>FEMA underground shelter with nuclear winter ravaging the planet
doesn't sound half bad, or are you a little monkey boy?
hey monkey boy, want a banana monkey boy? hehe :^)
>>345234460
Niantic you mean.
>>345216427
Someone should dress up as charizard and walk in there with a flame thrower.
>>345234535
They accept the fact that this is only temporary because Niantic didn't expect this much hype and that it will be fixed because Nintendo isn't stupid
Happened to me a lot too, I just accept it an move on
>>345218683
Hate to break it to you anon, but when pokemon first hit the US with gen 1, it was a literal craze that had every kid, boy or girl, enveloped in it. If you were in grade school when it happened, you most likely played the games or watched the anime. Even if girls were more casual about it, it's not hard to recognize a fairly popular pokemon as an eeveelution.
>>345234749
Yeah, I figure that waiting for Niantic to ramp up support once they've put their socks back on is the best bet.
All I've done is signed up and I'll wait a couple of months until the app is more stable and it's gone through a good number of updates.
>>345234424
What the fuck did you expect from FIU? It's a literally who school. At least UMiami has football and parties.
I want /r9k/ to leave
>>345235095
>/r9k/ are making fun of us again
>>345231916
Doesn't matter how critically acclaimed or flawed a game is, only how popular it stays. Thus why threads like "Why is X popular, it's so good/shitty" pop up every hour as bait until something else can get better results.
>>345235095
And I want normies to leave
Are levels infinite?
Because...
if levels are infinite
pokemons for higher level people will naturally spawn at 3000+CP
lower level people will never have a chance if they picked the wrong teams
it'll truly become like a gang, where liv 200+ players will just be the bosses
>>345235116
This can't be real, holy shit
>>345216427
What the fuck is wrong with these zombies?
>>345235116
What an autist
>>345234204
No.
Remove NEET
Is there any fix to this three step bullshit? between this and having to restart constantly I am on the verge of dropping this shit
>>345218683
Hate to break it to you, but many girls played pokemon when they were kids
Girls in the millenial generation play video games as much as guy do senpai.
Who /TeamValor/ here?
>>345235373
this image will never not make me laugh
>>345231116
>be middle schooler, year 2000
>playing games with my bros at lunch
>popular girl walks over
>'omg you arent like, still playing pokemon are you? that is so elementary school'
>no, we're playing dragon warrior monsters
>'oh,,,, ok then'
>>345235246
You're boring and normal, too. Being an underachiever that doesn't go outside doesn't make you euphoric or unique.
>>345232767
being that ass blasted by people having fun/a woman laughing is edgy or autistic. choose one.
>>345233031
>>345233125
Basically, what I think will happen is, the gap between porting from mobile to PC, or PC to mobile, is so tedious that developers won't want to cater to it that often.
So if there's a push in this whole "social mobile" game scene, people might get bored of consoles.
If companies start putting more resources into these social mobile games, instead of console games, in an effort to make quick bank, we'll see less and less shitty console games being ported to PC.
Also yes, VR arcade. I want VR arcade to happen because no fucking way am I spending that much money on VR entertainment in my home.
VR arcade needs to hurry up and be the popular thing. Omni Virtuix + Vive + Control VR. I'm fucking ready for my mech combat game that I pay $2 to experience and then go home to a house full of nice things because I no longer wasted big money on gaming.
>>345235373
The game is not out here in Canada yet, but I'm happy that the USA is Beta testing it.
>>345235373
drop it and come back in a month when everything is patched out. i just saved you minutes a day.
All those people who want to fuck Vaporeon, jesus christ.Vaporeon is pure and it's mine you get away from it filthy scrubs
>>345233387
>show ISIS Pokemon GO
>they get as invested as the rest of the world
>game becomes the harbinger of world peace and the uniter of all nations
>>345235424
Nah Fuck that
TEAM INSTINCT AIN'T NOTHING TO FUCK WITH
>>345235505
This response again? Jeez normies can you come up with some new stuff? See >>345231076 please
>>345234424
My friend stayed there till 2am one night with a bunch of people trying to catch pokemon. Like the other anon said, there's nothing else to do at FIU.
>>345235438
>that meme response on the bottom
>>345235424
What exactly is the difference between the teams? As far as I can see it's color and mascot.
>>345235116
Is that guy on drugs or something?
>>345235438
is that a reference card lmao fucking retard wasting his money
>>345235520
How fucking new are you? This is the board that call every game shit.
Get over yourself pokemon autist. Your mobile game doesn't get a free pass because ''LOL XD ITS POPULAR''
>>345228214
>NYC
>entirely white
>>345233387
>>tell terrorists where to attack people
>>you get arrested, and because the terrorists are super dumb they go for it
>>terrorists are being tracked, they get taken out before they reach their goal
>>Pokemon GO single-handedly becomes responsible for wiping out terrorists
>>You attend a ceramony where you are knighted, along with the CEO of Nintendo
>>you dive into the life of the pokemon elites, fucking all the hottest yakuza nips your dick desires and eventually dieing in some A5 steak bar at 2am from choking to death on top-tier meat
dude
>>345235653
top kek
Team Valor = alphas
Team Mystic = nu-males
Team Instinct = ultimate betas nobody cares about
>>345235864
People on facebook and reddit made it a huge thing and gave them characteristic.
Team Valor is supposed to be the Competetive one and the "I wanna be the very best"
Team Mystique is supposed to be the Bright and wise one
Team Instinct is Hufflepuff.
>>345235185
>>345235246
/r9k/ is the amalgamation of years of ironic shitposting and /pol/ warping a group of people into believing anything even remotely contrarian to popular views. The rampant misogyny and general views that catered to supreme gentlemen then fostered a following of reddit crossposters who push these retarded memes. The vast majority of "robots" are nothing more than angsty teenagers.
>>345235989
team valor = retards
team mystic = retards
team instinc = retards
ftfy
>ywn experience an event like this because you live in the middle of fucking nowhere
B-but at least every morning I can visit the same pokestop at a church 5 miles away
>>345236009
But in-game, there's no difference?
Is there any value to being one team or another? Do you get items or XP if your team controls an area?
>>345236067
>NO FUN ALLOWED
>>345235913
>i perpetuate being a retard because everyone else is a retard
it suits you, anon. as long as we both agree you're just trying to fit in with all the other shit sippers.
>>345236009
Why are normies so retarded?
>>345235257
Cap is 50 faggot.
>>345236154
Same thing. You can add pokemons to a Gym your team control, and that's pretty much it.
No actual differences.
>>345236154
The descriptions imply buffs to leveling, evolving, and breeding but it's not confirmed/tested. Even if true it's not noticeable enough to matter just like Size/Weight.
>yfw people start organizing Pokemon GO events all over the town you live in.
>>345236174
You can have fun while being a retard, doesn't affect me, just letting you know
>>345236323
EDGY
>>345236258
Damn. I hope that's something that changes with an update.
Can you change your team, or are you stuck with it for good?
What do you think will happen when Nintendo finally reveals those legendary events?
How insane will shit be once they release Mewtwo as a raid boss?
>>345233582
VR is perfect for arcades. I just hope someone gets into the business of making cheap, replaceable face-meshes and body harnesses....no way am I using that shit with some other fucks sweat and fat all over it.
>>345230176
Name an eevee sparky then evolve it
>>345236341
Why would anyone be want to be a part of this? And they call us autists
>>345236341
So do you have to kill anyone in the other team then
>>345236341
That's a troll image to make people die from gang members. Or go to jail.
>>345236053
I know that but i wish they would stop mocking our pokemon fun time.
>>345236341
Blood 4 lyfe
>>345236341
>no MS13
>>345232768
Things that never happened: The post
It's another " /v hates anything that is popular" episode
>>345236443
Good thing I'm white.
>>345236442
This is a fake image. It's gang signs and colors.
People find it funny to try to get people killed over a mobile games. It's for the Lulz.
>>345236205
>literally stop liking what I like
Kek stick to reddit
>>345236382
AUTISM
>>345236632
It's another "normies gobble shit games up" episode
>>345231373
>there is no God anon he abandoned us
>>345236632
>its another ''if its popular its good'' episode
>>345236669
You guys told me that black people are dumb, but those are some complex signs. I can't do the blood one.
>>345236732
Look where you are faggot
>>345236884
EDGY
>>345236789
Fuck why did I greentext that?
>>345236053
Yes, Tumbr.
Everything on this site is just work of fiction and ironic shitposting.
>>345236669
Half of these names sound like descriptions of the pain you'd have once the arthritis and strain kicks in from having to do these so often.
I don't like the sound of the compton crip, it sounds like I'll never be able to use my hands ever again.
I'm just waiting for ISIS to take advantage of this.
The crowd set-ups this game offers are too good to pass up. Something's gonna happen.
>>345237085
tfw fucking a hooker and getting underground crips
>>345237145
>>giant black meowth hot air balloons descend from the air
>>team rocket music is playing
>>suddenly they get caught on a building, a fire spreads
>>a gas main explodes
>>team rockets blasting off again
>>345237145
:^)
>>345237145
>Pokemon game aimed at children and young teens
>terrorist bombing that kills a bunch of them
>everyone flips out because innocent fun was jihacked
No need for an archduke assassination when we have the Bombing of Arceus.
>>345237060
That's what it used to be until retards like you actually started believing it.
>>345237145
Yeah, because Buses, Metro or just Stadiums are totally not already full of people all the time.
>>345237145
There are plenty of crowds without this game.
>>345237604
Look at the video anon, a single rare pokemon attracts hundreds to one space within an urban area.
It's bad. I'm just suggesting that it's a possibility.
>>345237823
The video was taken in central park south near the apple store which was always full of hundreads of people even before GO came out.
>Pokemon GO will become The Hunger Games in your lifetime
>>345230015
Umm, seems like a pretty legit reaction to me... Just because people are playing an app on their phone doesn't mean you've got a free invitation to jump their bones... lol.
>>345238015
>there will never be a dragon ball go
>only 7 dragon balls in the world
>everyone has a dragon radar
>when someone collects them all they get a wish
I just want to see the chaos that would ensue. It would kind of be like greed island from hxh.
>>345235556
Wow, what a fucking cunt.
She was actually making some half decent points, but then just pulled the "I'm [insert LGTBQRSTUV here]", and then has the audacity to ask for money
Cancer
>>345216427
sheeeeeps
>>345236820
>can't throw the sign for the bloods
fuck I could do this when I was in elementary school.
