IT DOES NOT OPEN
>dropped
What did you expect to fit in there, a gameboy cartridge?
>>345209947
>It's a shitty plug & play system
Why would you pick it up it the first place?
>>345209947
Are you literally retarded? Like I mean, legitimately disabled, mentally?
>>345210071
that would be lewd.
>>345210071
They could have just put a "cartridge slot" in there and sold additional packs of games on NES cart-shaped SD cards. People were going to open it up and try to hack it anyways, but the average tech-retarded normie wouldn't know what to do and would just buy whatever new carts nintendo shits out.
>>345210243
I want to fit myDICKin yourASS
>>345209947
OP, you whiny worthless minuscule bitch... All you have to do is take it apart and then cut off the port door and add a hinge on the inside and then it can open and better yet- only YOURS can open then, no one else's can. That makes it FUCKING SPECIAL JUST LIKE YOU, YOU FUCKING SPECIAL BASTARD!!
>>345210356
They could of literally put every single nes game on there by they only put 30 instead so they can release version 2 in a couple of months.
>>345209947
Of course it doesn't, you're buying a 30-in-1 appliance and Nintendo said it will literally never play anything else. You cannot load games, or buy new ones or anything. This is Nintendo's big new plan. They'll release another box for another $80 in 6 months.
>>345210893
I'm betting some nerd will figure out a way to load all NES roms on the fucking thing in six months.
Screencap this shit.
>>345210737
It's almost like this is about money and not your special snowflake needs. Just about. Can you imagine if that were the case? That the world didn't revolve around you? I mean Goddamn.
What can this do that an Ouya can't?
>>345210893
Mind you, if you have bought none of the games on the virtual console, it's actually good deal.
I mean it's not an as good deal as downloading an emulating games you found online (that's free), but it's a better deal than what the eshop propose.
If you are interested in playing all of the game that's it. Also, it take additional place.
>>345211018
>six months
You know, an emulator can just be jammed into a gutted version and that would take all of one week to do.
>>345211027
Why are you so mad anon?
>>345211027
>That the world didn't revolve around you?
Fuck you, I am literally the most important person in the universe.
>>345209947
Why is this thing news? There have been plug and play consoles for years...
I used to have a tiny Sega system with a bunch of popular Sega games in the 90s
>>345209947
>pre downloaded games
>surprised it doesnt open
Top kek what a gay. Let me guess you expected it to play cartridges?
>>345209947
wait
so all this hype
for a fucking NES
and the fucking thing doesnt even open? you're just stuck with the games it has bundled with it?
you can't actually use original NES carts on it?
guess I'll just stick to my emulator, top fucking lel nintendo
>>345209947
>You can buy a Pi Zero 8GB Wi-Fi bundle for less than this, turn it into an emulator box and play literally every game on the NES, SNES, Genesis etc.
Why fucking bother with this shit?
>>345211081
Sell
You could dremel the fuck out of i, add hinge replace guts with a raspi that use the GPIO pins to talk to real NES controllers and read 60 pin cartridges and bob's your uncle.
>>345211390
the mini nes is just nintendo cashing in on muh nostalgia retards who don't know what emulation is
everyone already knew this
>>345211451
OH FUCK
>>345210075
It's for old people and casuals who can't into emulation.
>>345211295
Because it's Nintendo. Good or bad, people will always make a bigger deal out of things when it's Nintendo doing it.
>>345211295
same reason that pokemon go is big even though ingress existed years before
>>345211546
Actually, the famicom cartridge is actually wider than the NES mini.
So you would need to make mini NES cartridges to do something like that.
>>345211558
im ok with this. the fake nostalgia kiddos will actually get a chance to experience NES gaming and they make a buck or two.
>>345211081
Run NES games without using cancerous android emulators with overlays, ads and general shittiness?
If you said raspi, stuff would be quite different.
I might just buy the controller cause it fits in the wii mote.
I stole so many NES VC during the whole Wii Mini exploit, might be fun to play them
>$60 for a shitty "30 games in 1" system that I coulda bought at a flea market fifteen years ago for $25
I'm not gonna ask why this exists, I'm gonna ask why morons are gonna buy this since the whole "plug and play" system fad has already come and gone
Only real reason I've seen is people saying "well my kid can play these games!" and I mean, just buy a wii and get VC games for it (or just mod that shit to put the roms on, I dont' care) or get a tablet and jailbreak that. At least then your $60 box can play more shit than just 30 old NES games the kids probably won't like anyway.
>>345209947
>he opened it
>>345212809
Speaking of Wii Minis, what's the odds this thing is just a repackaged wii mini? I imagine if it is and someone can get to the innards it'll be piss easy to put wii/GC/etc. games on it.
>>345211451
Kek
>>345212816
the only people dumb enough to buy this are too dumb to mod a wii or jailbreak an ishit
>>345209947
>doesn't allow USB drives for roms
I mean, this is Nintendo, they LOVE roms. love you to buy them.
>>345212964
It probably isn't anything on the Wii's level, just the minimum to emulate NES games. It looks like it's just your typical plug and play console.
>>345213093
Knowing the nintendo paranoia, the ROM chip is probably heavily encrypted and any attempt to dump it will enable an embedded microcontroller with a bluetooth antenna that will hack your mobile and call the marines trained in gorila warfare on you.
