Zero is a little bitch edition
https://twitter.com/TSMZeRo/status/754210755973570560
Not a fighting game
>>345203056
Can someone post the video where he tried to win by running out the clock and got hit the last second of the match?
>>345203129
I know smash is gay but jut fuck off man
What happen?
>>345203230
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vMiKtp3-GE
...so did he lose to Ally, then?
>>345203056
So what happened, did he win or is he out of Evo?
>>345203489
HAAAAA Fucking FATASS
Who would fucking feel good from a win like this? Holy fucking shit.
>>345203056
what's wrong with him playing offstream, instead of waiting a couple of hours to play on stream??
>>345203489
>homie gets up for the handshake
>faggot being a fucking faggot
Some people need a good punch in the mouth.
Smash players are such scum. They make the rest of the FGC look like saints.
>>345203315
>>345203645
>have early pool
>all set to play for top 32 at 10PM
>scheduled to play set on stream
>long line for stream would start set at like midnight
>plus would have to play another set after if he loses
>top 32 starts again at 8 AM
>tries to play set off stream so he can sleep
>opponent refuses and tries to force him to wait
>has to complain to TO's so he can play off stream
>>345204161
Not when Noel Brown and LTG exist
>>345204205
What a spoiled fucking drama queen.
>>345204219
LTG Hasn't been to an evo in a few years and Noel is banned from every event pretty much.
>>345204327
Wanting to sleep so that you are well rested sounds legit to me.
>>345204327
Yeah, fuck Mr.E
>>345204370
Smash 4 sort of got fucked in the logistics.
>>345204370
>expecting the rules to bent around you
Yeah nah you're a fucking baby
>>345204474
The rules don't say that you have to play on stream.
>>345204327
yep mr e is a bitch
I don't like scarflard, but Mr E sounds like the bitch in this situation. I mean, come on, Mr E would have lost anyway.
Mr.E knew suggesting to play ZeRo on stream would annoy him.
Pretty good mindgames
>>345204607
>Mr E would have lost anyway
But he diden't
>>345204536
Well rules don't say if someone wants to play offstream you have to do it. If I was facing Zero and had a good chance to beat him I would want it on stream too. Fuck homie shit I'm trying to beat Zero.
>>345204536
I have absolutely no response for this because you're clearly mentally deficient
Melee players are so much more handsome and well adjusted than smelly, ugly tr4shfags.
>>345204837
But forcing him to wait 2 hours for that is shitty
In how many hours stream starts?
>the fucking samefagging in this thread
get the fuck off /v/, zero
>>345205027
HI I'm competition, and you are?
zero is fat, but mr e is black . . . I don't know who to trust
>>345205152
Or maybe ZeRo just wasn't a bitch for once
So when does the Sm4sh stream start?
>>345206271
In 40 minutes
>>345203056
Did he lose to a Bayo?
>>345206363
Almost lost to Salem at losers, but the damage is already done by Mr e.
On other News, dabuz might drop out of the tournament due to the scheduling fucking his stomach up
Source:His twitter
>>345206317
Thanks. Anyone have predictions for top 8? There's so many good unknown players coming out
>>345206824
i dont follow players or other competitions, i just watch evo and that's the only time i watch twitch at any point in the year. My only prediction for top 8 is that its going to be a lot of shieks, diddys and clouds, but I really, really hope we get a surprise pick, like palutena or something.
Haha tr4sh really had a short "competitive" lifespan.
This will be the final nail to the coffin that will bring even more players too melee.
When's Skullgirls?
>>345206953
Shut the fuck up with your shitty false flagging
>>345206731
dabuz is such a fucking faggot, other people have a job and this guy literally has to stand up at 7am or so once in a fucking year and complains about it like a little bitch.
>>345207012
This and CEO just shows that sm4sh is too inconsistent to be a real competitive game.
>>345203056
The people in the smash community are lame
>>345207164
Shut up manchild.
>>345206731
More importantly, Ally only got about a hour of sleep and his head is killing him. I can see him not doing well today.
>>345207164
Well I agree it's top players are super inconsistent because of the low ceiling but for fuck sake stop bring Melee's name into things.
>>345206945
Don't forget about Mario, who has seen really good results with Anti and Ally. I'm willing to bet we see Mario/Diddy or Cloud/Diddy in grand finals, unless a Japanese player makes it all the way and we see Rosa/Villager/Mewtwo
>>345207283
Ally too? Damn, this tournament might be even worse than we tought. Hope he can do something about it.
Might I suggest fgcucks report back to their containment site over at /r/kappa
>>345207491
Don't underestimate how bad it actually is over there, it's not just being whiny bitches.
I want to see Earth take the whole thing.
Pit needs to win a major.
>>345207348
I am pretty sure none of the japanese players play Rosalina(kirihara is out, aba might bring his pocket one, but i doubt it), so the only chance we have to see Rosa is dabuz
Nairo looks like he can take this tournament if he doesnt choke again or lose to Zero
Smash 4 at EVO has ran terribly.
And no one is complaining.
Are Smash 4 kids too scared to even give criticism?
>>345205232
It isn't competition, Mr. E doesn't give a shit about winning or losing, he wants to look good. He doesn't care if he beats ZeRo at his best, he just wants everyone to see him beat ZeRo.
Can't wait for ZeRo to not win EVO. Maybe she'll finally dump him after this.
>>345207756
https://twitter.com/AllyOrNotAlly/status/754322916427173892
Bracket
>Nairo vs Ranai r1
>Larry vs Abadango r1
>Winners have to play each other
>>345207756
Where the fuck are you looking? Everyone is complaining, there are talks of boycotts.
Is that fatty seriously out of breath from walking and talking at the same time?
>>345207894
She must have incredibly low standards to get with that autist
Is he (his parents) filthy rich?
>>345207894
>I just don't want to see that ugly kiss they do. That's the sole reason I don't want Zero winning. Hbox does it to sometimes so not him either.
>>345207756
Literally everyone has been complaining
>>345207681
how is getting one hour of sleep the tournaments fault
>>345207739
If he wins vs ranai, he takes the while thing. The only other player that can bring him trouble is dabuz, but he is not going to be on point.
>>345207916
Im just mad at sub only chat.
Why? Doesnt that kill viewership and hype?
Context?
>>345207023
>dabuz
>dropping out
thank the stars
>>345208309
When two meme titans collide
Who will emerge victorious?
https://twitter.com/Anti/status/754322090036039680
>>345208257
Every EVO stream every year has been sub only chat
I can kind of understand on Sunday finals when there are so many viewers, but during pools is retarded. And it's 12 bucks, fuck that
>>345208385
>>345208309
cosmo eats nothing but soy products and is literally going insane as a result
>>345208251
If he beats Ranai, he has to play either Larry or Abadango afterwards, both of which could very well beat him. It's not as free as you think.
>>345204327
>>345204474
>>345205232
Nah. Believe me I'm not a zero fan but making your opponent wait to play on stream because you want attention when he doesn't want to is really fucking stupid, and probably against the rules.
If he wants people to see him beating zero so bad he can get a buddy to record it on his phone
>>345208385
An autist vs a degenerate
I think autists have more perseverance since they can do the same thing for hours and hours and degenerates always kill themselves the moment things don't go their way.
>>345208031
She is with him because he was the best smash 4 player. Once he began to lose is when she dumped him the first time.
TEN MORE MINUTES
>>345208492
well, if you paid lots of money to go to a tourney and them you play the best player you wouldn't want it recorded? not only for attention, but to rewatch and study etc.
>>345208063
I hate when fatfucks pop off
>>345208692
Not at the expense of the top player
>>345203489
>brawl
??????
>wanted to play pokemon go before evo
>servers been down for like three hours and evo starts now
i guess ill open you tomorrow, 10km egg
>>345208748
the top player can suck a dick
>>345208823
What?
>Hugo "HugS" Gonzales
>>345207954
>Regi
Holy shit, is that mexican G&W?
>>345208692
Yeah sure, but he expressed he doesn't want to wait for the stream for a good reason, so get a buddy to record it on his phone a lot of people at the venue would be watching too.
I'm just saying ANY situation in which a player refuses to play their match is shitty
>>345208969
Yes
>>345208257
>paying attention to the twitch chat
LUL gachiGASM
>>345208969
>>345209053
>tfw Leo will never get his visa
>>345203489
These are the types of people that play Smash. Only a fucking pussy would start running away AND he's playing with fucking Meta Knight on Brawl AND he acts like a total bitch ass nigger afterwards. It's like man you fucking ran away and then lost. Hide your shame, shake hands, and walk away. NEET Smash players everyone.
ITS STARTING
How does Leffen expect to beat Hbox btw if no puff practice?
How is it Hbox is leagues ahead of every puff player btw? You'd think by this time another one would have come by to dethrone him.
>>345209051
>tfw no buddy to record your sets :(
>>345209341
Put all the hate aside for a second and you'll realize that hbox is actually really fucking good.
>I've been up since 6 am
>I have to play a VIDEOGAME match at midnight
>Feel sorry for me
This guy has never had any real responsibilities in life. Actually pretty sad how much of a pussy he is.
Is this the most hype top 32 the game has had?
>20 different character mains
>many Japanese players, most importantly based kamemushi
>Zero btfo in losers again
>Nairo looking good
>barely any Clouds, no campy Sonics
I want to watch almost every match
Here are the Smash 4 brackets by the way
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/smash/EVO_2016/Wii_U/Singles_Bracket
The bottom of Winners is stacked as fuck
>>345209561
What happened to Zinoto?
>>345209704
He's out, lost to some dude named Doom in winners and then Tyrant beat him in losers
>>345209561
>Robin and Lucario at EVO Top 32
>Marth as well
The best timeline
>>345209704
He's out, can't remember to who he lost though.
Him and Anti are the bigger upsets so far, considering they were the top two at CEO.
Also M2K I guess, but he decided not to play.
>>345209561
I wanna see my niggas Earth, Ally, Pugwest, and Hyuga all do good.
>>345209561
>tfw if Trela beats ESAM he has to play either Mr. R or Kamemushi, likely Kamemushi
Mega Man is one of Ryu's worst match ups, rip
>>345209341
Leffen doesn't need to beat Hbox because he isn't there.
Hbox gets on everybody's heads, he just knows when to throw moves.
>>345209561
Any top 15 players missing there besides Zinoto?
>No FOW
WHEN WILL NESS BE GOOD? I THOUGHT HE FINALLY HAD A CHANCE IN SMASH 4
>>345210043
Anti
>>345209561
I want the following to win their respective first rounds
>Mr. E
>VoiD
>Kamemushi
>Earth
>Komorikiri
>Ally
>Ranai
>Abadango
>Hyuga
>Tyrant
>Ito
>Pugwest
>SS
>Marss
>Trela
>6WX
Hoping Ranai can take this tournament, would love to see Pugwest come far, especially after BTFO of Zero
>>345209561
>tfw no qt grills in top 32
>>345210068
Fow would be so fucking good if he went to tournaments more instead of just playing online.
>>345210096
Who beat him in losers?
>>345210182
I meant Mr. E, fuck. Would actually love to see them both go far
>>345210189
I want to see their dicks
>>345210189
>qt = any grill
c'mon now
>>345210273
Dath
Which is hilarious because he won his winners set against Dath in like 2-3 minutes or something.
I went to sleep during Ranai vs Wrath last night, did I miss anything good
>>345210189
which one has the penis?
>>345210292
Fuck you, they are pure qt females. Xaltis has what you're looking for.
>>345210345
Pugwest (Marth) managed to 2-0 Tweek (one of the best Clouds).
Also Trela beat Wrath in losers to get to Top 32.
When do they start
>>345210351
Probably the one on the left
Regi vs Void coming up.
>>345210345
Mr. Con Con SD'd trying to gimp Capt. Awesum
>>345210351
girls don't have penises anon
What did he mean by this?
>>345210602
transphobes need to leave
>>345210565
I forgot about that one, that was sad. It's really really rare for ConCon to miss a mash, he must have been super nervous.
>>345210213
FOW is a god he's just held back by Ness' blatant weaknesses. Ness finally gets buffs he needs but then the whole cast gets easier at gimping him. Plus the existence of Rosalina is fucking disgusting
>>345210489
>Pugwest (Marth) managed to 2-0 Tweek (one of the best Clouds)
Oh damn thats cool, hope we see some more good shit from him
>>345210639
tumblr fuck off
Who sent Zero to losers?
smash players are bunch of manchilds
>>345210968
Mr. E destroyed him 2-0
>>345210968
Mr. E
>>345210968
Mr E, a Marth
dont do this to me regi
>>345210968
Mr. E
The schedule says it starts at 16:00 BST... its 16:21 where the fuck my EVO at?
TRELA BEAT ESAM YES
>>345211010
marvel's on, shouldn't you be watching?
>>345211118
It already started.
/srkevo2
>>345211118
Smash is on stream #2
>>345211118
void vs. regi right now
>As many Falcons as Falco in Top 32 of EVO 2016
>Falco is literally #2 on the tier list
>F-Falcon isn't viable
Also a mandatory fuck you to FGC fags that hate on melee because they reasonably hate the manchildren that is the /r9k/ tier sm4sh community and think all smashers are the same.
regi no
Gimr > Regi
too bad he didn't enter
>>345211206
What about SFV? Schedule says that's all day on /capcomfighters?
>>345211120
Why the hell wasn't that match on stream?
>>345211346
Gimr did enter
POVERTY CHAT
twitch tv/vgbootcamp
GET IN FAGGOTS
POVERTY CHAT
twitch tv/vgbootcamp
GET IN FAGGOTS
POVERTY CHAT
twitch tv/vgbootcamp
GET IN FAGGOTS
reply to this if you pocket cloud
why is showdowndc's voice so sexy
>>345211225
Yes - after all, the FGC community used to love you before smash 4 came out. Face it, nigger, Smash is not a fighting game.
anyone has the evo schelude?
also the animevo schelude too
>>345211361
Probably because it's losers bracket
>>345211416
cuz he's norcal for life baby
>Dabuz said Marth might be top tier in a interview before EVO.
>2 Marths in top 32 defeating some of the best players
is he viable again?
>>345211404
>twitch chat
hello cancer my old friend
>Smash 4 is now officially poverty
baka brehs
>>345211225
your best player lost to fucking chillindude
anyone on twitter updating the brackets?
did Zero-Hyuga happen? fuck i don't want the last mexican hope to be eliminated that early
>>345203056
how does this fat fuck walk around, when he tries to talk all i hear is heavy breathing?
>>345211225
What? Melee gets more hate than Smash 4 and for the past month since CEO many have said that Smash 4 isn't so bad because everytime there's a problem at an event or some other drama with smash players it's Melee, not Smash 4.
>Losing one of Pikachu's best MUs
>Freesam
>>345211664
Zero 2-0d Hyuga
Trela beat ESAM 2-1
Pug beat Dath 2-0
KEN beat Tyrant 2-1
https://twitter.com/BearUNLV
he's posting off-stream results
>DK vs Mewtwo in top 32
dong time
holy shit ranai-larry lurr better be streamed
could be set of the year, 2 of the only entertaining sm4sh chars to watch
DK is so boring to watch.
>>345207164
>meleefags
Your game is losing players every day bud.
>>345211419
I never said it was a traditional fighting game, you missed the point. It's indeed a king of the hill party game / platform fighter / whatever you want to call it however the 2nd installment of Smash has an extremely high tech skill ceiling that is awesome competitively - and I only bring up Sm4sh because it doesn't apply to that actual party game and most of the stuff I see about people complain about smashers is from that game majorly.
>>345211883
nairo*
>>345203489
The thing that bothers me the most about this is that the Diddy is straight going in to actually fight even with a lead and Zero instantly fucking bails when he gets a percent lead, like what the fuck.
>He is a fatty boy
>Ugly and uses stupid clothes
>Still have a qt gf and fug with her
Why god Why?
>>345211968
let's just fucking stop this and agree that Marvel > any smash game ever
Day (Lucario) beat 6WX (Sonic) 2-0
One Sonic gone.
>>345211956
Larry's DK is pretty weak, Will is fun
>zero shit up next
gay
>no Coney
>no EE
fuck these commentators
>>345212060
money and "fame"
please no choking
Dabuz is the Hbox of Smash 4
Ranai is the Armada of Smash 4
Who are the rest of the gods?
Ranai will 2-0 this autistic fuck
Mewtwo is so fucking broken, blind fanboys still love the chink that wins the neutral backrolling and presing b to.
>>345212185
keitaro is shit but dc is fine, he just needs someone to actually banter with
>>345212062
Airdashers > Marvel
>>345212185
we need to summon coney
>>345212223
Ally is Leffen
M2K is M2K
no one that plays Smash 4 can compare to PPMD
>it's like classical music
What did he mean by this?
>>345212268
this, only reason people like Aba is because he's a jap. If someone like DaBuz picked up mewtwo no one would start to root for him
>>345212268
Imagine if brawl Marth had Falco's lasers, that's Mewtwo.
>>345212351
>no one that plays Smash 4 can compare to PPMD
Same with Mango as well
>>345212268
if he was released like this at release people would complain about him a lot
>>345212351
Does anyone literally never travel and then consistently get top 8 at majors?
If not then you're right.
god damn i wanted that villager to win so much
>>345208415
he lost to an ugly tranny
FUCK NO
>>345212351
M2K isn't a smash 4 god
>villager shooting a slingshot and gyro every second
>zero suit mindlessly going for grab combos
I'll truly never understand what people see in this game
>>345212351
>>345212453
Anti is Mango
Don't know about PPMD, maybe Larry.
>Mr.E is doing well.
That warms my heart. He's been around forever and I used to play Brawl with the guy way back.
>>345203056
Smash is the fighting game version of League, literally no skill needed to play or be good at it
>>345212268
fox and dk both have very bad matchups with him
larry needs another character, that matchup spread is really bad, they both have the same weaknesses
>>345212351
>no one that plays Smash 4 can compare to PPMD
Zero is just as whiny
>Gyro
Gyroid, or Loyid specifically
>>345203056
was zer0 the one everyone was rooting for too win ?
10 minutes into smash n chill and he gives you this look
>>345212712
>Anti is Mango
fucking blasphemy
Mr.R is the most consistent Smash 4 player.
prove me wrong
>>345212197
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
sick chokes brah
>people cheering for Nairo
Why?
>>345212835
I can't, he doesn't really lose to people he shouldn't be losing too.
>>345212835
Dabuz
>>345212802
PPMD has real health problems, doesn't complain about characters and is actually likable
>doesn't start for another eight hours
What am I even supposed to do for that amount of time jerk off three times to hentai loli futa porn?
>>345212945
They're not weebs
I-I actually like villager...
>>345213043
nairo is a ultimate weeb nintendrone faggot though
Did anything happen in memelee after chillin kekked on wizzrobe? I went to sleep after that match.
HOLY FUCK
BTFO
NAIRO ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>that thing playing on the Pokken stream
WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?
>>345213102
Source me
RANAI
A
N
A
I
>nairo fucking destroyed
Thank god
>>345212223
Zero will be PP
NAIROOOOOOOO
>>345212802
>comparing the fat autistic manbaby with the good Doctor
Hey there anon, my name actually is Brandon Smith and I live in Plainville, Connecticut, United States of America, and I just wanted to say that you are an absolute cock-inhaling faggot of a human being who should go and shitfuck himself up the dickhole for having such genuinely retarded opinions. It literally seems to me that you may actually legitimately be a mentally handicapped person whose handler has accidentally allowed to access a computer. My recommendation is that you go out to your nearest freeway at your earliest convenience and insert yourself into the traffic such that motorists are forced to either swerve or splatter your being upon the hoods and windshields of their cars, traumatizing all those within them as you do, so that these sorts of inane and stupid shit thoughts that seem to just spew out of your anus of a mouth will never be seen on this board again. Alternatively, go to your resident barbecue and turn the grill on to its highest heat, then place your hands into the flames until they are roasted into unrecognizable stumpy, blackened appendages that will require years of treatment and therapy to heal into scarred lumps which will require a lifetime of medication to relieve the constant and permanent pain from nerve damage, in order to prevent yourself from ever typing such a dumb sentence ever again.
Thanks,
Brandon
PUT ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK
Hasn't Ranai not played the game for months? How the fuck is he still so good?
>>345213195
describe it
you're likely the only one watching that stream
Larry beat Pugwest
>mfw when someone makes a questionable play near me
>>345212945
He's like the Mango of smash 4, except he's not annoying with an obnoxious fanbase
That was the best set in the entirety of smash so far.
>>345213268
He still plays the game, that quitting to focus on SFV shit was just a rumor
He doesn't go to tournaments much but he still practices with people iirc
>>345213268
he streams a lot actually.
>zero down
>nairo down
NA do you even try
>>345212752
the difference is that league has a bunch of dosh and people who care about it
>>345213268
He plays all the time
>>345213237
Fucking triggered my autism hard
Don't ever compare Scarflard to PPMD, shits fucking blasphemous.
Pugwest lost 2-0 to Larry Lurr in losers.
>>345213272
I think it was a woman, but I'm not too sure these days. It kinda looked like one of them Wild Things, from the book.
It really feels bad, Ranai doesn't do too much more than I do, but he's just much better. It's a mindset thing and matchup knowledge I guess.
>sub-only chat
>all these ads
EVO is run by jews isn't it?
How many times a day do you have to brush your hair out of your eyes before Dyr realises it's shit hair?
TO A FUCKING
VILLAGER
>>345213472
he always looks like hes either really tired or fucked up on something
Why do Smash players test their controllers every game?
>>345213443
Was it a Jynx?
>>345213386
>Ally wins again
This pleases me.
have you donate bone marrow today internet children? If i were 18-23 I would be slangin marrow left and right.
You could be the guy /v/ give that bone marrow and make your useless life helpful for a real person.
Defend this.
>>345213461
Don't forget the fact they claim fucking 12 dollars
>>345213560
Sometimes it's to check for some sort of error, most times it's to practice some tech skill or simply warm up their hands before a game.
Nairo and Zero have to play for 17th
>>345213572
Well it did have the same kind of hair, but more a dirty blonde.
>>345213639
No one uses this move
>>345213639
it's a windbox
>>345213421
Depression and hormone imbalance will come to him
>>345213661
Meant Larry and Zero, my b
>>345213560
Every player in every game does it
>>345213639
why did you remove the particle effect
>>345213560
For Melee it's for warming up tech skill, but for Smash 4 I have no idea though, theres zero tech skill in that game. Maybe if more players were like Void I would understand.
>>345213639
5.99$
>>345213639
Its a shitty move that shouldnt ever be used
You'll almost never hit it and it has atrocious end lag
The entire point of the move is high knockback and literally no damage
Now if you said to defend limit cross slash I couldnt do that
Defend this
>>345213794
I miss when M2K was doing hot with Cloud pre-nerfs and would kill with it every time someone airdodged. Good times
>there are never any upsets in mel-
>>345213856
5.99$
>>345213856
i can't
>>345213856
I can't, Cloud's aerials in general are retarded.
>>345213751
What? I think you're mistaken. they'll never fight until TOP8
http://evo2016.s3.amazonaws.com/brackets/ssb4_i525.html
>>345213895
What the fuck, that's not my image
https://boards.fireden.net/v/thread/345203056/#345213895
>>345213991
Yeah, I should have checked bracket myself first. Mr. R quoted a comment that had Larry and Zero playing for 17th and it was just a fuck up.
>>345213856
what's wrong wit it
>>345213102
SOURCE
Stream schedule.
>mfw no Smash 4 at EVO next year
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4t4uea/can_we_talk_about_the_treatment_of_smash_4_at_evo/
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4t4uea/can_we_talk_about_the_treatment_of_smash_4_at_evo/
https://www.reddit.com/r/smashbros/comments/4t4uea/can_we_talk_about_the_treatment_of_smash_4_at_evo/
https://youtu.be/l3MHt2fPD9s
Jesus, how big is this guy's ego?
isn't Genesis more important than EVO at this point?
>>345207894
So what's the deal with her? Is she genuinely into ZeRo or is she just an attention whore who likes being attached to the top players? I'm always fascinated by relationships like these for some reason. She does have a nice rack though.
>>345214181
>linking to le reddit
>le smug anime grill
Makes you think.
video of zero getting shit on by marth where
How come Hyuga is in the top 32 bracket but his pool bracket shows vinnie beating hyuga to advance? Which is it?
>>345214269
yes, Genesis is the new Apex basically
>>345213630
ugh im so sick of these bone marrow posters betheguy.org is not a meme jesus shit. dont believe me google that shit and the game i wanna be the guy is the first 3 pages
>>345214262
>Stephen Universe shirt
fgc is going to become a safe space because of smash players
RIP THE DREAM
>>345214181
Just hope they don't do anything stupid like the meleefags at CEO.
>>345214125
Have you not played Cloud before? It comes out at like frame 10 and lasts longer than than most air dodges, it kills early and combos into itself its fucking retarded like everything Cloud does
>it's a Dabuz episode
>>345214323
This. Just write whatever message you wanted to convey here, dumbfuck.
>>345213102
Souce us man
>>345214364
That's a Diddy shirt you nigger
>>345214181
>le reddit
>>345214348
Vinnie beat Hyuga to advance in top 32 winners. Hyuga advanced in top 32 losers, but he's out now though after losing 2-0 to Zero.
>>345214385
Wash your hands kiddies
>>345214385
He's always got an excuse.
>>345214181
That's a lot of whining
>>345213213
>>345214136
>>345214436
>not knowing where to look for your porn
c'mon SON
>>>e621
Fuck Cloud and Fuck Sonic, but most of all, fuck Rosalina. Hope Dabuz gets wrecked
>>345214476
oh shit yeah i misread the bracket and thought that was losers.
>>345214323
>>345214419
>>345214470
Alright you babies:
EVO 2016 is arguably the worst Smash 4 tournament of 2016.
The treatment of both the players and the game itself is honestly an embarrassment, despite the game having the second-largest number of entrants, even surpassing last year's numbers.
Let me run through the list of reasons why the treatment of Smash 4 was a disappointment:
They gave Smash 4 the worst possible timeslot. Make players play pools until very late at night, then make them wake up at 8 am for top 32. "Logistics" my ass. This was the second largest tournament at the event, and they couldn't have shifted the schedule to prioritize Smash 4 over smaller tournaments?
Only half of the 64 Wii U setups were used for tournament matches. When players asked for the friendly setups to be used for tournament matches, TOs refused: https://twitter.com/TSMZeRo/status/754155499172397056
Some of the setups literally didn't even have Smashville unlocked: https://twitter.com/2GGaming/status/753971241652891648
None of the match projectors were used for Smash 4, meaning that spectators couldn't watch the matches unless they were right behind the players.
Almost NO space to actually watch matches compared to Melee and other games: https://twitter.com/shofu/status/754049321448812544
Due to the terrible schedule, and the fact that most pools ran past midnight due to only half of the setups being used, the top 32 players could only get about 5 hours of sleep MAX. Ally only ended up getting 1 1/2 hours of sleep: https://twitter.com/AllyOrNotAlly/status/754312751288160256. How the organizers expect the players to be at the top of their game with this much sleep is beyond me.
>>345214136
>>345213213
>>345214436
>unable to search for something as simple as isabelle_(animal_crossing) on e621
Me and my bitch.
You jelly /v/?
I support this komorikiri guy, he's clearly a man of taste
>>345214637
Not giving Smash 4 the Sunday slot although they're the 2nd largest tournament at the event and continue to grow.
Only the top 32 were seeded, and the brackets needed to be reset FIVE TIMES to fix mistakes.
Mr. Wizard said himself that Smash 4 last year wasn't exciting because "ZeRo steamrolled everyone." Clearly he doesn't care about the event and only kept it in the lineup so he could attract more attendants and viewers, and inevitably more money.
I hope Mr. Wizard or any of the EVO organizers can see this so they can know that the treatment of Smash 4 players was absolutely unacceptable. I hope Smash 4 players decide to boycott the tournament next year unless there is a drastic change to how the game is treated. As a matter of fact, we don't even NEED EVO anymore. We can rely on Genesis, The Big House, Pound, Super Smash Con, CEO, and so many other tournaments to grow our community and show the world that we matter.
#BoycottEVO
>>345214670
wouldon left
Why are all the ""top players"" such whiny little bitches?
>>345214738
You'd also be bitching if you barely slept.
Ally mentioned he only managed to get 1h30 of sleep.
>Deciding stages, which can win or lose you a match, is completely decided by RNG
How the fuck is this allowed, it gives a huge advantage for one player over the other on a retarded Rock Paper Scissors. Why not just either stick to 1 stage, or let the game randomly choose from a pre-set?
>>345214385
he only has to play druggedfox and swedish delight/pewpewu today, so hopefully he can just beat those guys and it'll get better by tomorrow
>>345214670
dabuz looks better much better than the tranny
keep crying smash babbies.
Next year even with nintendo money your working towards only having your top 8 streamed.
holy kek dabuz is such an autist
>>345214385
please please please let there be someone at evo who will give him a fucking bandaid
he's literally a fucking overgrown child
>>345214637
>>345214725
Sleeping is for faggots anyway.
>>345213461
popout video
watch on vgcbootcamp
fuck evo chat
>>345214824
He lost to Swedish Delight before
>>345214858
Marvel's on bro, might wanna watch that.
>>345214805
Your ideas are terrible and you don't understand stage striking.
>e-celeb thread
>>345214824
he's probably beating DruggedFox but Swedish has double eliminated him
>>345214805
Do you not understand how stages are selected?
The person who wins the RPS bans one stage.
The other bans two.
The first one bans the last one and the one left is the one they play.
It's pretty fair.
Also, the person who lost the RPS is generally the one who chooses their character last, so they can start with the character advantage.
>>345214996
Welcome to e-sports, now hide the thread.
>>345214996
>bone marrow thread
>>345213560
It's literally to make sure your buttons are right.
>>345214805
>RPS is RNG
found the shitter with terrible mindgames
>>345214996
It's an EVO thread, dumbass.
>>345208162
Fucking awful scheduling
>>345214385
>Sad2K
he's done fore. F for the King.
>>345214708
Anyone that uses AC Cloud has no taste whatsoever.
>>345214181
>Smash fags continue to expect special treatment
This is why I don't want smash at events where other games are, they are all a bunch of entitled autists
>e-sports
>sports
Can't even play without 12 hours of sleep and mommies tendies
>>345214181
>Smash 4 only at Evo because of the work done by melee scene
>melee gets most viewers
>-S-Smash 4 should be on sunday, boycott evo!!!
>esam will never win evo
>>345215179
Wanting your tournament to not be ran like trash is special treatment?
>>345215221
>freesam will never get out of pools in melee again
>>345215221
Good. Didn't really like him when he acted like a bitch about the "toxic" fanbase.
>>345215221
ESAM will never win anything again.
but he will still say Pika is top tier and only loses 2 MUs
Which stream is melee on? Is it on yet?
>>345213560
In Melee it's techskill warmup, Sm4sh it's button check.
I HATE YOU ALL
YOU ARE PLAYING IT WRONG
nairo got eliminated by larry lurr
i swear to fucking god someone better have recorded this
>>345215329
>about the "toxic" fanbase.
are you claiming the smash community isn't cancer as fuck
>>345215249
Of course it is, now fuck off so we can watch Pokken, a real game. :^)
>>345215221
he looks like a massive fag. id never want to hang out with him
>>345214798
That's his fault. Even with Sm4sh running late, they still could have gotten at least 6 hours of sleep, and then get a breakfast and down a 5 Hour Energy.
These people are acting like they never once in their lives ever had to work late and then wake up early for a day.
>>345215405
go develoip more fire emblem characters you gook
Nairo lost because of the tech RNG.
>>345215421
YES THANK FUCK
What characters in Smash require micromanagement?
REMOVE LUMA
CUTIE ALERT ON THE SMASH 4 STREAM
TRANNY TIME
>>345215421
holy fuck what
EWWWW WHAT IS THAT?
>>345215471
>he looks like a massive fag.
He looks like mini-me from austin powers.
>this monster on stream
too bad twitch chat is cucked right now
>>345215532
Olimar
>TFW attending evo
>Yesterday there was a Yoshi v Fox matchup in melee
>Was probably the best Yoshi I've ever seen
>Crowd went absolutely apeshit when he took a stock
>People stood up and jumped up and down chanting "YOSHI!" when he won
>Get home to check the vods
>Mics picked none of the cheering up
>Very few comments in chat because sub only mode
How can you even watch these streams and not be boredhttps://secure twitch tv/srkevo1/v/78189131?t=05h41m50s
>>345203056
>all these smashfags complaning about everything and demanding priority
I like smash, but when will these fagots learn that they will NEVER be the priority at a FGC event, the only reason smash is at these events is because of how insanely accesible it is compared to actual fighting games, therefore the far Wizard Jew invites them for all their cashmoney. They're their for money just like Pokken. Period. If they don't like it they should just fuck off.
>>345215532
Rosalina and Luma.
Ice Climbers
>Its a trap getting his boi pussy destroyed episode
this tranny
WHO THE FUCK IS THE TRANNY
>she
I WANNA BE HER LUMA
>>345215532
Villager, IC, Rosalina, I guess?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
>>345215532
Duck Hunt
>345215532
>micromanagement
>in a fighting game
huh?
PIT BOYS
Is this Top 64?
>Not smashing with your bro then smashing your bro.
Why are """professional""" gamers such degenerates?
this tranny looks worse than Narcissa.
how do you even fuck up that badly
>>345214181
>literally get your game paid into the biggest and most public fighting game tourney of the year by Bill Trinen
>STILL manage to find a way to whine like manbabies despite being there on the privilege of a sponsorship
What ungrateful little faggotcunts holy shit.
When are they removing Rosalina from the game?
>Smash 4
That tranny did not even fucking bother to do his hair this morning but he put on fucking makeup. What the hell.
>>345215635
>Get fucked in the ass and ENJOY IT, you're lucky to even be here!
This type of attitude is the reason Mr. Wizard is just running over people.
Are they making people who lose out in pools donate bone marrow?
>>345215631
believe it or not, some people are care about the gameplay you gigantic flaming faggot
I honestly can't watch the stream at the moment. This thing is too disgusting to look at. Trannies physically make me sick.
Buffalo Bill on stream here.
>>345215621
https://oddshot.tv/shot/GeekyGoonSquad/UzoR5f3GKHeDMq9DAiVI69Ud
just god damn, he seems so obnoxious
Which would you rather fug?
>>345215790
>biggest and most public fighting game tourney
and yet it's run like shit
Wow that tranny looks ugly, I would make a great tranny. My makeup would be immaculate haha
What the fuck is this?
>>345215851
They have a point. Kind of. Sm4sh is one of the most popular games at the event, but since the event organizers have a bias against the games, there isn't as much support at the event or from the staff.
>>345215870
There's no playercam during the game though, just switch tabs inbetween games.
>>345215851
They are right.
>>345215851
Looks like they'd rather go back to the basements.
>>345209561
>No Bayos
Is this a joke? She didn't get nerfed THAT badly. Did people just drop her because she lost a 0-death?
Is there a term for "Feeling extreme shame for your country in the presence of a foreigner"?
I'm feeling it really hard right now
>>345215851
using 32 setups for a 2500 man event is fucking retarded.
>>345215828
I can't take smash complaints seriously as long as they still complain about 2/3 as if they have a choice.
BASED EARTH GASSING THE DEGENERATES
>>345215976
>Obviously didn't shower that morning
>Didn't bother to fix hair
>Not wearing decent clothes
>Still put on lipstick and eyeliner
Mental illness.
>a beautiful girl makes top 32 at the biggest tournament ever
nice game tr4shfags
>>345215249
This is how both evo and the fgc run things, only game that gets special treatment is SF. You faggots need to grow up. If smash took the top AND was entertaining to watch they would work around it more.
Try being an anime fighter fan for years. They have always had it worse. The FGC for some reason has already been very accommodating to smash and yet the players do nothing but bitch and moan
>>345215976
the only person there more unfortunate looking than vinnie
>>345215828
It's just insane that they can piss abnd moan about how they "don't need" evo and than proceed to go there every year and are surprised when they get fucked.
The higher tier players like Armada and Zero are so fucking entitled it's unreal with CEO and EVO.
Not to mention when Zero sent Wizard a tweet at 2 am once, then 20 minutes later began shittalking him on twitter because he hadn't replied.
Is that Earth guy so good or is he just getting shit opponents?
>keitaro called xaltis "he"
TRANNY GETTING BTFO
>>345216091
WAIT THATS A FUCKING GIRL?
>>345216134
>Laughing 3D girl
Not an argument.
>>345216091
Too obvious. Ruggarell didnt train you well.
>>345216045
I'm sure there's a german word for that.
>>345215976
Why has Sm4sh had so many trannies on stream?
Are to's deliberately featuring them?
>>345216142
That's because xaltis is a he. If you're born with a penis, your sex and gender are male.
HE
>>345216202
>obvious
you're fucking autistic mate
>>345216181
is there anything more disgusting than a low effort tranny?
why even bother transitioning if you look like that
just be a faggot and dress like a man
my waifu is playing my waifu
Tranny's gonna lose because instead of thinking of combat strategy he's thinking "I wish I were dead."
>>345216142
And the problem is?
>>345216056
But anon
"Logistics"
>Xaltis using Lucina
pottery
>>345215976
>Down a bunch of pills so you can pretend to be a woman
>Don't even put effort into looking good
Here's hoping this mental patient kills himself like the other majority of trannies do.
>>345216270
>no capitalization
>no puntuation
Maybe you are right.
>tranny degenerate using a girl who dresses up as a guy
>Tranny pick a character that crossdresses in canon
What did xhe mean by this?
>trany
>plays discount marth
lmao
>>345215976
>be the most homely looking masculine guy
>put on lipstick and eye make up
>"""""""""""""""""""""""""girl"""""""""""""""""""""""""""
FUCKING STOP IT
Where's the stream
Is Pit the most balanced char in the game?
>>345215978
>>345215978
The problem is it's one of the biggest at the event because it's so accessible, not necessarily because it's popular.
People enter just because they want to watch the tourney and might as well throw on a game to enter while they're there, and smash 4 has the best chance of you being a little above average and still making it out of pools. It doesn't mean that the viewership is actually that good proportionally
Can you rape a tranny like this and broadcast it on twitch? Is it legal?
>tranny playing a character that is literally girl Marth
>>345216102
>Try being an anime fighter fan for years. They have always had it worse. The FGC for some reason has already been very accommodating to smash and yet the players do nothing but bitch and moan
What? Smash had it far worse than anime for ages. FGC literally shit on Smash for almost a decade and pretty much STILL shits on Smash.
Smash got big though and FGC couldn't ignore it anymore.
It's hilarious that people are literally just taking Mr. Wizard's cock and sucking it because it's Evo. They get treated like shit and don't have a backbone to say anything to him. If anything you should be commending Smash for not getting a train ran on them like a high school.
>tranny playing a character that's literally a female skin of a male character
>>345216417
Yes, and also the most bland
BTFO
T
F
O
>>345216417
He's considered the most honest at least. It's all fundamentals
>>345216379
lol he just did
>SD
>tranny commits suicide
P O T T E R Y
O
T
T
E
R
Y
MY GIRL LOST
The Joker is eliminated
Is trela still in?
Ryu is the only interesting character to watch in this whole game for singles.
TRANNIES BTFO
Xaltis is literally one of the worst players I've ever seen
How the fuck did he make it to top 32
PRESS F PEOPLE
Where's the stream?
>Zero is playing Komoriki
>not being shown on stream
gr8
>>345216430
Still, having the most entrants at the event means a little more attention should be payed by staff and organizers. It just follows logically like that. I mean Killer Instinct has the fewest entrants and I'm sure they payed more attention to whether or not that's running smoothly simply because the organizers just don't like Smash for petty reasons.
>>345216548
Rosa bullshit
>>345216520
kek
You mean Poetry?
>>345216438
On on EVO. GDQ would cut the stream and execute the man responsible.
>>345216531
Yeah, he beat ESAM 2-1.
>>345216553
Is it actually crying?
>the tranny mains lucina
you can't make this shit up
Real talk
why does Lucina's Lissa Palette make her look like a banana
>>345216548
>he
And by beating the fucking CEO Champ.
What happened to his scarf
now he's just fat
HERE COMES THE MEGAPLAYS
Respect the Megaman
>>345216506
kek
KAMEME HYPE
>>345216531
Yes, but in losers.
>people using paid "cheer" emotes in chat
Is this basically a 100% shill tactic? The players aren't reading the chat, let alone the commentatots.
>>345216650
>she
>Mega Man
I've been waiting for this
KAMEMUSHI
This guy is GOD LIKE
Better than Zero
>>345216438
>Ally's face
>Megaman underrated
No hes rated completely accurately
Hes a mediocre character who has no place at high level play
Can we get smart commentators?
MEGAMAN
>>345216582
twitch srkevo2
come on man get on your EVO game
Wheres the stream
>>345216760
But Scatt
>>345216452
>What? Smash had it far worse than anime for ages. FGC literally shit on Smash for almost a decade and pretty much STILL shits on Smash.
There's a very, VERY obviousreason for this that you should probably already know.
>>345216553
>allys face
>>345216760
You've never seen Kame play have you?
>>345216760
>has no place at a high level play
>What is Scat?
Why is the announcer sucking this megaman's dick so loud
>>345216760
>he hasn't seen kamemushi
>>345216553
>I can smell that thing from here
>>345216656
He outgrew it.
>>345216873
kamemushi is the best mega
Wageslave here. Cant keep up with the recent happenings.
Who got eliminated so far?
Is Ally still in?
new
>>345215850
>>345216713
Its set up for EVO to be able to Cheer at an individual player, but 30% goes to TOs (which I'm fine with)
This is a test for Bits, because Scar has huge plans for it, yes he is the one who is leading the charge on Bits at Twitch
>>345216965
http://wiki.teamliquid.net/smash/EVO_2016/Wii_U/Singles_Bracket
FUCKING SLAIN
MEGGS HOYP
>>345208559
>>345208446
Yeah but why is his name not Cosmo anymore
>>345214385
>Gravy might actually make top 8 in his last tourney
maybe he wont quit after all
>>345216904
it's probably you, buddy
RIP MR R
>>345216760
But he just beat a Sheik?
F
TILT
This guy is ranked 4th in the world lmao
I blinked, what happened?
>>345215851
https://twitter.com/TheSoundDefense/with_replies
cuck
Reminder that a girl got the quickest stock in history yesterday.
>>345217558
>those fucking "toes" on the girl in backs feet
Is that a monkey? theyre finger sized.
>>345208031
he's got a following
if you have any semblance of social value girls will hop on your dick no matter how ugly you are
>>345217558
Her face is gross, but I love her Mortica Aadams hair.
>>345208031
he's famous and at one point was the undisputed best in the world at a popular esport.
>>345210189
one on the right has a sort of tomoko vibe
left is a man
>>345217683
Another reminder that foot and toe deformities are just as common as crooked teeth.
>>345217907girls with tomoko vibes are my favorite
when's melee
>>345218183
and people bitch that upsets never happen.
>>345215867
Sub-only chat is fucking retarded for an event with thousands of viewers.
Also, there is no excuse to only capture half of what an event offers; hype is part of a show as much as its content.
Just because you enjoy one aspect of Evo doesn't mean others aren't allowed to enjoy the other you gigantic fucking faggot.
If twitch and Evo knew what they were doing, they would have a chat reserved for subs and a chat for all the other viewers.
>Every top player complaining about the schedule
>It's only bad if Zero does it!
>>345218494
You know how you remedy it?
Stick to basement tournaments.
>>345218494
Someone had to get stuck with the 8 o'clock slot.
Grow the fuck up. You're not even in the fucking Tourney and you're defending these fucking babies.
I'd fucking hit you for being so stupid if I knew you.
>>345218887
The one thing I will admit that people were playing matches till past midnight the previous day, and then had to be ready to play again at 8. This means waking up early to get ready, heading down to the venue, and pushing through crowds. You most likely need to get up at 6 to do that. Realistically some players are only getting a few hours of sleep. That could effect tourney results.
However how is really not measurable.
>>345204474
>expecting the rules to bent around you
>rules to bent
>bent