I LITERALLY JUST FOUND OUT THIS FUCKING EXISTS
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS HERESY AND WHY WAS IT ALLOWED TO BE MADE
WH
It's ok, it's on pc too
It's good. Played through the singleplayer 3 times.
>>345194591
I own that and it's fucking awful.
As far as ps2 games go it's one of the worst looking for me.
>>345194591
I could have gotten over it if it was a good game but it sucked ass.
It was mediocre. Bad mechanics but still o my Warhammrr vidya to get bolters right
>>345194591
It was pretty okay, to be honest.
It's a game that you either like because you're into 40k, or hate because you're into 40k.
Other than that there's no draw at all
>/v/ doesn't liked Fire Warrior
I knew /v/ had shit taste but jesus. Is it because you don't play as Slab McLargehuge the generic Space Marine?
>>345194591
>Make a Tau game
>Don't make it a mecha game
What the fuck?
Can someone explain this to me? I don't know anything about Warhammer.
>>345194828
Until Deathwing.
Have faith in the based froggies to do it justice.
>>345195114
>ever playing Tau
>>345195181
imperium fanboys are salty that sometihng didn't focus on them for once.
>>345194591
It was nice for what it was, seing all those weapons and drop pods and shit, buggy as hell sure, but infiltrating that imperial cruiser was fun as fuck.
I wish we would get a similiar game, like Space Hulk, but with IG and the Brothers in Arms mechanics, with you defending a world against the tyranidsjoke, just be alive long enough to see the Ultras saving the day yet again
>>345194778
I don't care if its the best game ever made, its heresy and it should be fucking destroyed.
The one and only time the Tau get a game and it's wasted on this boring shit.
Imagine if they made a Space Marine game where you only got to play as a scout and never got to use all the cool shit associated with Space Marines.
>>345194591
The Tau are pretty much the equivalent of the communist Chinese in mentality with weeb-spec mech wank thrown in for good measure, right?
Only Farsight goes in for melee in the fluff, yeah?
>>345195114
>Not wanting to play as the SM
>Wanting to play as the fucking TAU
What is wrong with you man? You fucking race traitor.
> /v/ is full of Gue'vesa
fucking knew summer was here.
>>345195114
good gue'im
>>345195484
>man look at all these stories we could tell with this
>tell me the story about how the emperor's finest and his angels of death shot the aliums again
>>345195295
Tau are trash though, and largely irrelevant to 40k
>>345195680
>man look at all these stories
>tell me about that one time we got tricked/outsmarted/fucked over again
Tau shitters are this delusional
>>345195708
They're about as relevant as the early post-communist revolution Chinese to the historical world stage, minus the numbers, to 40K overall.
Fuck all, but they exist and are noticeable more as a novelty than a big player.
Yall gue'las need the greater good.
>>345195438
yep they basically don't matter to anyone in 40k and most stories are about them being tricked and outsmarted because they are naive
>>345195792
>we
You aren't a part of the imperium of man, it doesn't exist.
Also
>not enjoying tragedies.
>>345195838
>t. ethereal koolaid drinker
muh greater good
One day when they let the plot move forward and the Nids are done throwing a tantrum, the Imperium will actually address the Tau problem. And like the snows of yesteryear, gone.
>>345195895
>we
>Imperium
I was talking about Tau m8, good reading comprehension tho
>>345195861
Like the Necron "alliance".
Egyptian metal tomb gods?
We can trust them for the greater good, can't see that turning to shit.
And the Dark Eldar exchange, what could possibly go wrong?
Probably misrememberering this, the rum be a harsh mistress.
>>345194591
One of the worst games I've ever played.
The 40K theme was nice, especially the architecture in some later levels, but the gameplay and graphics were utter dogshit relative to the time it was released. Had it come out about 3 years earlier I would've been much more forgiving.
>>345195960
>One day when they let the plot move forward and the Nids are done throwing a tantrum, the Imperium will actually address the Tau problem.
that worked great for fantasy am I right?
And Im talking about the story in Fantasy, not the mediocre meh-its-sigmarines tabletop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiBLgEx6svA
Even playing as a Kroot would have been more interesting than playing as a fire warrior because then eating people would have been a game mechanic.
>>345195960
>and the Nids are done throwing a tantrum
I don't think they'll stop until the entire universe is eaten.
>>345195307
epic
>>345196039
don't forget the many times Orks screwed them over. Kaptain Badrukk destroying them at their own game of long range dakka
>>345196121
Kaptain Badrukk has an awesome name.
>>345194591
I just literally, I don't even, literally I don't even.
>>345195114
Firewarrior is one of the worst FPS games ever made, get the fuck out retard.
>imperial officer attacks me with a chainsword
>I don't instantly die
Uninstalled.
>>345194591
>tfw they blew their load too early and now there won't be a tau centric game for another decade at least
Feels gue'la man
>>345196287
>being a commie weeb
I just want a campaign, or fuck even just a mission where I can play as the Custodes.
>>345196209
>You Are Empty
>The War Z
>Beverly Hills Cop
>Daikatana
Fire Warrior is well below average, but not on the fecal pedestal of the above.
Hyperbole's fine in small doses, but most can manage to struggle through FW without having some form of psychotic break.
>>345196317
>Not liking jetpack mechs, superior plasma weaponry and overwhelming firepower
Do you even fun game?
>>345195680
>No Tau Mecha game
>No Ork game about making wacky vehicles out of scrap
>No tactical shooter where you play as stormtroopers
There is auto-aim that you can't turn off and it actually makes some guns MISS entirely, unless you joust and fight the auto-aim.
>>345196405
>mechs
>cooler than power armor
>explosive gun with kick
>pew pew energy rated E for everyone
>jet packs
>not just teleporting through the warp
I feel like this is the first game I played that I stepped back and thought "this is shit in almost every way". Up until that point in my life games were good and I either liked them or they weren't for me, not just completely shit.
>>345195960
>the Imperium will actually address the Tau problem. And like the snows of yesteryear, gone.
Is that why they ran away with their tail inbetween their legs into safe imperium space and nuked their own people on Mont'ka after getting btfo by the tau?
>>345196392
>daikatana
>bad
found the retard
>>345196506
>Slow, heavy and cumbersome v.s. fast aerial flanking combat combined with more firepower than a dreadnaught
Space marines are so fucking boring at this point.
We need a battlesuit game.
>>345194702
>It's good.
It's not.
>>345195114
Tau is my favorite faction. This is one of the worst FPS I've ever played.
>>345196670
Fuck off with your frogs and mosquitoes, Romero.
>11 years ago
>me and my friends decide to get into the tabletop game
>we all work shitty jobs all summer saving up to buy a decent army.
>Fight over whether to go IG or which Chapter we'd play
>last week of summer, they go to the local gaming store without me because I had to work a couple last shifts of the job
>before facebook/cell phones
>I go pick up my Marines and some paints to make Imperial Fists, I wonder what chapters they were going to paint....
>Two days later we all meet up at friend A's house since he had a table downstairs and a huge basement
>One friend bought Eldar, the other bought Tau...
>Get weirded out with Xeno lovers, talk for a bit then say I couldn't stay because I picked up a shift covering and got the fuck out of there
>Ignore friends for rest of summer and first two months of school
>Meet them at a local event being held at the store, little tournament with a couple sets and some paints as the prize.
>Crush them both in second and fifth rounds, respectively
>After they come to congratulate me and try and talk
>Literally call them xeno-lovers and species traitors and left
>Never spoke to either of them again
And that's how I lost my two friends to heresy.
>>345196405
Battlefield: 40000 when?
>>345196438
Want middle game.
Build shooty fings wiv lotsa dakka.
Waaaaaaaagh.
>>345196767
>This is one of the worst FPS I've ever played.
Whenever someone writes about something being the worst I usually cringe, because these people just admit to not knowing what "bad" truly means.
Not this time.
The only thing going for it is the warhammer flair, at least where it does not really screw the pooch.
>>345196909
>spesh mcrings are literal autists
not even surprised.
>>345196996
The only good thing about it is the Warhammer 40K stuff. Remove that and you have an underwhelming piece of shit that looks terrible, has some monstrous animations and crashes constantly, even for that time. It was made by a known shovelware developer and it was a crying shame they wasted the tau on that crap.
Worst shooter, go fuck yourselffor the greater good.
>>345197103
get some reading comprehension dipshit he was agreeing with you and you literally just repeated what he said
I'm actually kind of amazed Tau even got a game, let alone a FPS.
Such was the wacky PS2 era I suppose.
>>345197187
I don't have time to read the posts I reply to, I am a busy man.
>>345196941
Games workshop does give the license to anybody, but they are not keen on letting them have creative license as well (god knows why, they themselves are the worst thing that could have and has happened to their own IP) and EA is not very keen on letting themselves get ordered by comparatively tiny companies.
>>345197089
Not all of us are of weak faith.
>Never played the game
>Read the novelisation
>He's a fucking Khornate Tau
What a fucking ride.
>>345197089
I take exception to that.
>>345196909
>being this austistic over little plastic dudes
holy fuck
>>345197370
As opposed to what? Being a ponyfag? Being a mobafag? /v/ is full of autists, I just have principles.
>>345196909
this better be bait
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ED07mHL.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>345194591
Remember when GW used a video game to promote a race, instead of using overpowered 70€ units ?
>>345197251
While all of that makes perfect sense, just imagining a 2142 clone with dreadnoughts and battlewagons and shit makes me moist.
>>345197370
Pretty sure that kinda shit is going on now over Pokemans GO. Autism is the spectrum, it shines over a lot of people.
>>345197457
I know right?!
I couldn't believe those two fucks went Xenos
>>345197370
>implying that post was serious
>unless it was, in which case laughing isn´t the correct reaction either, because that shit is sad
I used to insult my friends constantly, but primarily while playing, banter is an important part of the hobby.
>>345197525
There is eternal crusade, but it kinda blows right now. And it'll probably continue to blow until release. Why can't I just have a good shooter that includes the most based race?
>>345197560
>ywn play a pokemans go 40K where you find heresy and purge it for The Emperor.
Nintendo is literally sitting on a goldmine there.
>>345197610
Why? It's not like I didn't have other friends in school, I even had a gf who was steady through university. I just can't abide fucking traitors.
>>345195114
>>345195680
Space Marines are still human and one of the most diverse factions in 40k. I never got where this maymay comes from
>>345197730
>Inquisition GO: all the gay bars and bondage clubs are marked as Slaneeshi conclaves.
>>345197797
Oh, wow.
>>345194591
>Tfw no 40K game based on the Great Crusade or Horus Heresy.
>Tfw no 40K game based on the Badab War.
>Tfw no 40K game based on the current 40K novel series about The Beast.
>Tfw no 40K game based on any of the Tyranic Wars.
>Tfwthe surviving loyalist primarches will never return to revitalize the Imperium into it's former glory.
At least we have DoW 3 and Deathwing to look forward to.
>>345198072
>DoW 3
Yeah... about that.
>>345194591
>the game was so heretical, it literally caused OP to rage to death
F
>>345197939
What if you found out your friends liked child porn or bestiality or were rapists? You wouldn't keep company with them would you?
>>345198136
>But League of Legends and World Of Warcraft's artstyle fits perfectly!
DAMOCLES CRUSADE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE
TAKE A BATH OF DEAD GUE'LA
>>345198142
BLOOD
>>345198072
There is a Horus Heresy game, though it's a digital boardgame.
http://store.steampowered.com/app/358460/
>>345198186
I'm just gonna stop replying now, friend.
I've never understood why the last boss was a tzeentch lord
>>345198568
Coz they tricksy hobbitses.
>>345198568
The chaos gods all hate each other, the fire warrior was possessed by khorne.
>>345198235
You sure about that, blueberry?
>>345199132
Is that a Vindicare or another faction?
Are orks getting dumber with time? Look at the shit they used to build, now everything looks like a pile of garbage welded together.
>>345198072
>tfw 40k as a setting is creatively weighed down by garbage space marines
>>345199212
Culexus.
>>345199273
Noice.
>>345194591
I just checked out some gameplay videos, I've seen PS1 games with nicer looking graphics.
>the gold trim that would make this look perfect is a part of a 10€ pack
>have to use this shit orange trim
Fucking mobile games I swear
>>345199938
Like seriously, this for example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HOZI2KuxQQ
A PS1 game from 1997 looks better than this 2003 PS2 game.
>>345200120
>selling textures
It's okay when valve does it.
>>345200710
looks like a chill dude
>>345200710
10/10 aesthetics, would have a beer with.
>>345200178
Man, would love a Lifeforce Tenka re-release with some gameplay tweaks and a less nihilistic ending.
>>345199273
Oh shit the Tau leader got killed?
What happened after that?
>>345194591
for all its faults, Fire Warrior is the only 40k game I can think of that handles bolters true to lore.
>>345201765
Me too anon, me too.
>>345194591
>retard literally don't want their universe expanded because "it's heresy XD" meme
And I didn't believe when they said 40k fags are on par with MLP
>>345202215
barneyfaggot detected.
>>345202527
Don't you have some threads with vague MLP fanart as OP pic to make?
>>345201834
Pray Streum On bring the gun joy from EYE to Deathwing. They sound pretty invested and well versed in the 40K loreoverse, so still pretty hopeful.
>>345194702
No anon it isn't.
None of the guns feel anything at all
Everything is scripted to hell
1 tau taking on a whole guard battleship/base/space marine stronghold/chaos world
2 weapon limit and you HAVE to keep the one you're given
Hitscanners everywhere
there's more but I played it a couple weeks ago and forgot most of it.
>>345195139
Could make a Tau game about anything, they're so perfect a race that they could do a cooking simulator and it'd be amazing.
>>345202893
Animations are shit, gunplay is abysmal, levels are fucking corridors. The game is positively terrible.
>>345195680
40K has some of the richest, cuhraziest lore ever conceived. There's Soviet commissars, cannibal tribes, space Australia, railgun toting mecha weebs, cyberpunk technocultists, kilometer tall titans, barbarian soccer hooligans, psychic ninja elves, eldritch horrors that make Lovecraft look like child's play, and a million other batshit awesome things going on in the galaxy's million plus planets
And 85% of 40K media is the goddamn space marines gloriously shootan stuff for the emprah because that's all people want
>>345196392
>You Are Empty
Stop insulting literal Kino fag
>>345203586
And the worst part is if you DID make a game without spess muhreens/imperium most people would get shitty and not buy it.
Doomed from the start.
>>345195206
>frogs
>ever doing anything right
>ever
>>345203586
>Ork stuff is Orks shooting everyone else and ocassionally doing something somewhat humorous
>Necron stuff is Necrons shooting everyone else while bitching about their fallen empire
>Eldar stuff is Eldar prancing about and screaming how great they are, then shooting everyone else
>DEldar is the same, just more torture
>Tau stuff is about Tau in mechs shooting everyone else while praising the Greater Good
>Chaos stuff is about Chaos Cultists screaming about their lords and being canon fodder while CSM scream about Chaos gods while shooting everyone else
>IG stuff is about being in a firing line, screaming for the Emperor and shooting heretics
>SoB stuff is then immolating heretics while screaming about the Emperor
>AdMech is about them prancing around, worshipping the Omnissiah and discovering new things on how to kill everyone
Every faction can be made bland and uninteresting if you are a butthurt faggot
>>345202893
>>345203538
holy fucking shit, it's a ps2 game jesus christ. this is some sperging.
>>345203178
>Tau cooking sim
>be Earth Caste
>making rice balls or whatever those faggots eat
>fooling around with your friend while they cook
>start pretend shooting at each other
>Tau KGB barge in and arrest you
>accused of disregarding the Greater Good by doing something only a Fire Caste is allowed to do
>your friend gets mindscrubed to a baby state and is followed by drones everywhere he goes
>your other friend gets outright shot in secret and is never seen again
>you get transfered to some asteroid in the 3rd sphere to cook food for Kroot mercenaries, all communication with the asteroid is lost 2 months later
>>345203586
>tfw no Inquisition RPG
>no Adeptus Arbites noir series
>no Rogue Trader EVE-like
>no Eversor slash 'em up
>>345204619
That doesn't mean anything, there were great games for the PS2. Why are you even defending this piece of shit, did you even play it?
>>345204196
The problem is everything always focuses on one faction. Not even one faction, one part of one faction. It's boring
>>345197612
It's pretty fun imo, though obviously still needs a lot of work.
Some footage of buggy Swooping hawk gameplay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P6hQEuHGmg
>>345194591
>implying Kais isn't baller
Motherfucker gained the favour of Khorne and he wasn't even trying.
Chaos cultists BTFO
>>345205350
This looks depressingly shitty. I don't know what it is that you were trying to accomplish posting this.
>>345204931
Except the dawn of war games, which is why they're some of the best WH40K media out there.
>>345205680
How exactly, does it look shitty?
It is basically Space Marine multiplayer, but with more stuff in it and more developed combat mechanics (shit like different firing modes on weapons, melee system that isn't just spamming one attack, vaulting over obstacles, taking cover etc.)
>>345204931
>>345205759
But focusing on one faction allows you to explore them. I don't know why the other guy mentions DoW, it's the perfect example. 1, Winter Assault, 2 and Chaos Rising had the most in depth stories. Everything else had a shitty, generic action movie plot dressed in a 40k skin and characters that have only 1 characteristic. I'm not saying they were shit campaigns, but plot and overall interaction between the world and characters is miles better in the games where there is only 1 campaign.
>>345205874
Not that anon, but it looks choppy and bad. What a shame
>>345194591
I liked the book
>>345206154
>Everything else had a shitty, generic action movie plot
No, it really didn't. What kind of crazy action movies have you been watching?
>>345205874
The graphics and animations are second life tier.
>>345206203
>choppy
That's mostly due to the webm itself m8. I suck at making them, and due to the compression they all get fucked up.
You can get really smooth framerate in the game itself.
>>345206257
You clearly haven't played second life if you honestly think that.
>>345206154
I mean it's always the same faction. It's almost always the Imperium, and it's usually the Space Marines. They're as cool as anything else in the 40K. I just want some variety, that's all
>>345206373
I didn't mean framerate, I meant animations. Those melee fights look very weak, with those repeating same swings and stand sliding.
That one with shooting is okay I guess
>>345194591
because the emperor and the dark gods needed to pay tribute to GW, for GW requires more shekels
>>345206257
I might be oversimplifying, but DC and SS are just "kill everyone" with very little interaction between the factions. Retribution is slightly better, now we have a reason why we have to kill everyone and that is because otherwise the world is doomed. Compare that to the other games that had minor subplots and all kinds of other stuff.
>>345206407
Yeah that's true, but the Imperium sells. Plus with Xeno books you always risk fanboys getting upset. Or portraying them wrong. Like Tau fanboys getting butthurt because they aren't the best ever in all BL books. Or some people complaining that the Orks aren't funny enough in Evil Sun Rising and Engine of Mork, even those two are one of the best BL books ever and portray the Orks in a perfect way imo. Or Path of Eldar, the Eldar are portrayed nicely and that made me skip everything and just read the end battle when the Imperium arrives. It wasn't badly writen and it portrayed Eldar in a great way, but fuck I am not reading a whole book about Eldar bitching when I'm on vacation.
>>345195114
>>345207058
you missed out on something extremely hilarious.
An eldar gets so blueballed that he becomes an exarch.
>>345206717
The animations and melee system are not completely finished yet.
>>345194641
Is it worth a torrent?
>>345207938
I read the whole first book, the other two I skipped the buildup and just read the endings.
>>345204619
Even for a ps2 shooter it was shit.
Killzone
Battlefield modern combat
Timesplitters 2/3
Red faction 1/2
Black
Socom 3
MoH Rising sun
All on PS2 and all actually have good gameplay regardless of graphics.
>>345204619
The PS1 and N64 has better FPS games.
>>345208967
No. Just watch some gameplay videos.
It never picks up.
lel
>>345209239
you have to find it funny.
>>345195307
I know you think this shit is funny, but one night you will think back to retarded shit like this you post and you will lose sleep.
>>345214008
>not RPing with the /v/ros
