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>"Pokemon GO was a mistake" - Shigeru Miyamoto
>notorious gay beat
>>345183423
What the fuck is a gay beat?
Fucking Australians and their made up child speak
>>345183760
now i'm not a native speaker of english, but i think it might be a place where fags congregate to pick up other fags
>>345183760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk]
This is the notorious gay beat.
>>345183423
what does that even mean?
>>345183760
a place where men meet to jerk and suck eachother off
>what I take from this
"Mother cannot parent, blames the nanny toy she bought son to keep him off her back."
>>345183919
>nintoddler tripfag
wew laddo
You really have to wonder what the type of person that goes to the news after something like this happens.
If you didn't like Pokemon Go so much, why the fuck is it on your kid's phone.
Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
Is this some shit only old and stupid people can understand?
Why are those their target audience?
>>345183836
>>345183912
so australia has designated sodomy streets? really makes you think...
>>345183962
>>345183727
australians have shit-tier slang
>>345183423
How is this a bad thing?
>Maslins is a nudist beach
>therefore it's gay
on ya Murdoch, no to mention it's nothing but farmland and major roads down that way what the hell is a 10 yo doing there?
>>345184015
Show your gaming PC before he calls you a consolecuck.
>>345183962
But he's a known idort
Why the fuck are you letting your husband's son run off on his own?
>men sitting in them doing what they do
... What do men do?
>>345183973
Better yet why is some incompetent mother letting her 10 year old child roam around fucking Australia unsupervised?
>>345183973
>Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
Because literally every 10 year old kid has one? Maybe you meant it as specifically her child, but a lot of young kids have smart phones these days,
ISIS is discussing AT THIS VERY MOMENT how to take advantage of this game.
>>345183760
a place where they beat the gay
>>345183973
2016 granpa. no reason not to have one
>>345184051
>gay beat frequenter is mad
This thread is now about faggot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo
Where's these guys when ya need em?
>>345184117
ALLAHU TEAM VALOR
btw I'm a girl
>>345184117
>put a lure near a pokestop
>place a bomb near it too
>????
there's actually a gay bar in my city that is a pokestop
>>345184145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
>>345184015
are u that diaperkid ?
>>345184235
ME 2 :-DDDDDDDD
>>345183423
>sends
>sent
>sent
>directed
The wording in the whole article makes it sound like the dumbass app said "go here for gay buggery" or some shit, all the fucking thing said was there were pokemon nearby, and that's just cuz people are there all the time. It's purely coincidence they happen to be faggots going at it.
>>345184002
CUM IN THE BUM
He has a phone on him to report this gay activity, so what's the problem?
>notorious gay beat
>notorious gay beat
>notorious gay beat
Who the fuck uses the same exact phrase three times in such a small amount of text?
>>345184143
oh please, if I wanted a gay beat I'd be hanging out by the Torrens
>>345184053
My rig is a cheap piece of shit, but okay.
>>345183973
As I said, it's a nanny device. Something to keep her child busy and off her back.
>>345184291
No, why? Because I own a Pikachu XL?
>>345183423
Kinda surprised there hasn't been any attempts at a lawsuit yet from someone mad they walked off a cliff or got mugged.
>>345184337
a hack writer
HEY BUDDY, I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG POKESTOP, THE KIDDY POOL IS TWO BLOCKS DOWN
>>345184117
>yfw Team Mystic are just a metaphor for the Sunni Muslims
>Valor are the Shiites
>Instinct are the Zoroastrians because nobody gives a fuck about them
just some background info, in Australia public homosexuality is still illegal despite gay marriage being legal.
This means you can marry another man but you can't even hold hands with him in public.
That's why they refer to it as "notorious gay beat" like it's a shameful place.
wait are you seriously telling me that people who play this game aren't already gay?
>>345183423
>worried about "gay beat" or whatever the fuck that is
>don't raise a stink about it until an app sends their dumbass kid there to get diddled
If it's that much of a problem then fucking deal with it instead of blaming some app for your community's inaction.
>>345184379
>knowing where gay beats are
really make you think huh
>>345184438
FUCK YOU
>>345183760
A place where faggots go to pick up.
>>345183423
This article is written so poorly, holy shit.
Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our Pokemon. Especially since they're such high level and all.
>>345183856
>not posting What What, In The Butt?
>>345184660
Well my daddy taught me a few things too like <insert hamfisted pokemon joke here> instead of <hamfisted pokomen joke>
>>345184543
It is a shameful place. I'm glad they can't publicly display their mental illnesses.
>>345183760
"Beat" is stranded English, m8. You're just a retard and/or underage.
>>345184594
>>345184438
top notch guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpizP5X1Ry8
>men sitting in them doing what they do
What did she mean by this?
There is no reason for a 10 year old kid to be owning a phone.
>>345184721
>>345184660
>>>/ lgbt /
>>345184117
>FOUND THIS ONE AT THE LOCAL GAY BAR
>BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!
>>345184397
Still good enough imo.
>>345184794
giving each other a beej
>>345184379
>knows where the gay beats are
>animay pic
Really makes you think huh
>>345184802
stop being so jelly m8
>>345184794
>he doesn't know what men do when they sit in them
>>345184802
Except to track the kid down once he or she gets kidnapped by a pedophile
>>345183423
was he raped? if not im not even interested in hearing about this all kinds of parks and parking lots are used for sex of both straight and gay groups
>>345184543
>in Australia public homosexuality is still illegal
No
>despite gay marriage being legal
No
t. Australian
>>345184942
>both straight and gay groups
nice try fag
>>345184543
>like it's a shameful place.
It is. Homosexuality is nothing to be proud of and neither is going to specific public spots just to fuck men you barely know
>>345184802
A samsung galaxy S5 costs $550 here.
That's about $420 US. New flagships go for >1000.
If you need to keep in contact with your 10 year old give him a dumbphone. Something his dumb-ass can break, so you can teach him about responsibility. If he proves he can take care of it, THEN you can reward him with a smartphone.
>Daily Mail
>>345184942
you can't pretend walking in on gay sex isn't more traumatizing for a child than walking in on straight sex though.
>>345183760
If you haven't ever heard of a cop walking their beat, you have worse problems than Australian shitposters, you tremendous sheltered fuck.
>>345184543
>gay marriage being legal.
No it's not.
>notorious gay beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpizP5X1Ry8
this dumbass app is giving kids the dose of reality their parents would never provide. i don't care to play or use it, my phone probably wouldn't even run it, but for all the shit i've seen i'm glad this generation is getting a head start. the worst part is the parents are going to be causing the shitstorm when they knowingly just let their children out to do and go wherever they want. to let your kid be independent only to have a change of heart and take that independence away after they get in one little accident is stupid.
>>345185030
Meant to quote >>345184858
>>345184742
>>345185058
Yeah, real English speakers don't talk like that, but whatever makes you feel better.
>>345185030
not everyone is an impoverished bogan like yourself lad
>>345185007
you know how many times ive walked by couples having sex while hiking? its at least 10% of time
>>345185047
how so?
>>345184312
underrated
>>345185124
>amerifats
>real english
Pokémon NO.
>>345185089
dude weed lmao
>>345184930
In what event would a little kid be going somewhere without an adult?
>>345185184
>how so?
it's more confusing.
I remember I found out about homosexuals when I was maybe 6 and I had to keep asking how they even did it to my parents.
They said they used their butts and I imagined them getting poop everywhere.
It's probably easiest for kids to just know gay guys are two men as a couple and leave it at that.
>>345185197
>posts a character from an american tv series
>>345185228
i used to go all over as a kid from age 10 without my parents
>>345183423
ausfag n33t 25 year old here
How the fuck did the kid get there?
Who lets a 10 year old wonder around a big city?
What the fuck how is this the games fault?!
>>345183423
>Doing what they do
Gay men just constantly have gay sex 24/7?
>>345185197
>tosser
>the fonz
Are the Brits really so culturally impoverished that they need to import Hollywood just to express themselves?
>All these normalfags talking about their gay sex experiences
what went wrong with /v/
>>345185259
thats some american sex ed there isnt it? here you learn about that shit in grade 1
>>345185259
>normalizing homosexuality for kids
fuck off mate
>>345185274
>What the fuck how is this the games fault?!
Dumb parents blame everyone/everything but themselves all the fucking time.
>playing Pokemon GO
>See there's a pokestop/gym nearby
>see a bunch of Machokes and Machamps along the way
>arrive and enter the building
>there is a man changing nearby
>"hey buddy i think you got the wrong door..."
>I think I just found the boss of this gym
>>345185124
They do use "beat" in this context in the US. You've basically outed yourself as a retard.
>>345185278
Pretty much. That's why they their entire existence revolves around their sexuality. It's pretty sad.
>>345185331
>teaching kids to have anal sex with the same gender in grade 1
>>345185331
well australia is a prison island so that makes sense I guess
>>345185259
When I was a little kid I thought characters like Bernie & Ert, Mario & Luigi etc. were married. I was more confused to find out that only men and women can get married at the time.
A kid walking in on two men fucking would probably think they're wrestling first and foremost.
>>345185384
>>345185381
>implying im upside down
>implying im not from canada, home of the cuck
>>345185418
>I was more confused to find out that only men and women can get married at the time.
You may be retarded, normal homosexuals never think stuff this stupid.
>>345185369
>Stands in your path
"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door! The team valor club is three stops down"
>>345184730
>their mental illnesses.
t. assmad rusky
The only actual mental illness on fetishes is transexuals.
>>345185371
No one in the US has ever said "gay beat." Ever.
>>345185458
...that makes even more sense actually
>>345185384
why do Americans forget that they're a prison colony too?
Getting sent to the Americas was a punishment.
>>345185547
Sheltered as fuck
>>345185520
t. buttblasted homo
>t-they're not real gays!!
>>345185368
How fucktarded is that.
Thank fuck if i ever have kids ill never be a fucking retard when it comes to raising them.
>Yes little cunt run around adelaide all alone playing a game which drains your phones battery so you cant call me if shit goes south
>gets raped by pedogays in a parking lot
Seems all is right with the world darwinism stronger than ever
>>345184117
They could just fucking bomb Central Park right now and take out literal scores of people. It'd be ridiculously easy to exploit the behavior the game encourages and really I'm just surprised they haven't already done something.
>>345185646
I think they reckon a bunch of nu-males aren't worth the effort
>>345183423
WOW WHAT A BIGOT
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING FROM THIS HOMOPHOBIA
i thought americans loved their gays
>OMG gay people are known to hang out at [place] they're sending our children to hell ban nintendo!!
What a nice "country"
>>345183423
Fake.
He would have been bitten by a poisonous animal first if it was in Australia.
>>345185559
Because we weren't? Because it wasn't? Because we were founded mostly by reasonable opportunists but identify with the minority of oppressed, stupid religious cunts that some 19th century painter decided should wear belt buckles on their hats?
>>345185520
There are genetic associations with transsexuals, and they often times produce more androgen and less testosterone.
There is also genetic associations for pedophilia much like there are for homosexuality.
This is why you can't "cure" a homosexual,
>guy falls of cliff playing the game
>my mother calls me to see if I'm playing this
I never thought 20 years ago it would all lead to this.
What an awful time to be alive
>>345185745
>Because we weren't?
oh Americucks.
>>345184543
>despite gay marriage being legal.
Gay marriage isn't legal here you fucktard
>>345185547
you dumb mother fucker...
>>345185850
Pedophilia is natural, homosexuality isn't
>>345185547
This
>>345183973
My 3 year old nephew own a fucking tablet and play vidya
>>345185147
Not everyone is retarded enough to piss away money like you kids nowadays m8
Where are the Adelaide jokes in this thread?
There's literally nothing wrong with being gay.
>>345186038
Not everyone is retarded enough to get a job that pays min wage
>>345186054
What do Lower North East Road and your legs have in common?
They both lead right up to Paradise.
>>345184117
Kek imagine suicidal muslim luring everyone with electrodes and voltorbs
>>345186024
depends on your definition of natural.
There's natural as in naturally occurring or natural as in "our biological design formed gradually by the random nature of evolution".
And there is a pedo gene either way.
https://vimeo.com/33793616
>>345185619
They are fags.
But they have a mental illness.
Give the gay community the same rights as normal people and they will stop killing themselves because of society not accepting them.
Give trans the same rights and you will notice that the suicides don't go down because their bodies will never match what their mental illness tells them they are.
>>345186169
>the random nature of evolution
this is what libshits seriously believe
>>345183423
Are homos hyper aggressive in Australia or something?
I feel like the app sending kids to Aboriginal hangouts would be more distressing.
>>345186067
Only if you're a man, female gays can't have sex so they kill themselves far more often than gay dudes.
>>345186110
Wonderful
>>345183423
>it-it-it was pokemon GO mom
>I swear I'm not gay
>>345186193
I don't think anyone actually cares about fags offing themselves tbqh
>>345186215
How am I a fucking liberal?
Also evolution is not by design, just because our bodies seem so incredibly intricate doesn't mean it was designed that way.
Poke-a-man GAY
>>345184543
The fuck are you on about?
>>345186067I don't disagree.
>>345186235
pretty sure gays prey on kids way more than abos
>>345186215
>Muh god.
Also I am a Trump supporter, I just don't believe in fairy tales.
>>345186067
Why be gay when you can be bi?
>>345186358
Just some retard pulling shit out of his ass and acting like he's an expert on a place he's never been before.
What else is new.
>>345186317
what are you then? a conservacuck?
>>345186412
Pedos =/= Homos.
>>345186372
What about gay abos?
>>345186412
oh, so you are a cuckservative confirmed
bet one of your main reasons is that obama and clinton are oppressive to women and minorities
>>345186435
>say something that isn't completely politically incorrect
>FUCKING LIBTARD
>say something that isn't completely politically correct
>FUCKING CONSERVAKEK
every time.
Left and right wing are a meme.
>>345186472
This was meant for: >>345186372
>thinking about gay sex is natural I swear!
>continues to delete his post
namefags were born faggots
>>345186528
>fence shitter
congrats, the worst of both sides in one
>>345183760
I'm Australian, and I've never heard that term used in that context
>>345186656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_beat
>>345186527
I (>>345186412) am a different anon than this (>>345186317) one.
Annd no, I don't give a shit about minorities or women. I am racist as fuck.
But I also enjoy dick in my butt and some vagina from time to time but mostly dick.
>>345184398
because the first fucking thing you see is a warning to stay alert. Shit wont fly in court
>>345186691
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
>I'm not gay I swear
>Both sides act retarded
>Act surprised when people turn to neutrality
>>345186742
>Shit wont fly in court
I'm not saying it has a chance I'm just surprised some idiot hasn't tried yet.
>>345183423
I don't understand. Why are people going to sketchy areas for pokemon? If a creepy old man was offering you candy, you won't go with him would you? So why would you go after the pokemon without thinking of your surroundings?
>>345186739
Well in that case you should fucking kill yourself, fag
>>345184051
>implying anyone but degenerate homosexuals would frequent nudist beaches
>>345186802
>I'm just surprised some idiot hasn't tried yet.
American will step up to the plate soon enough.
>>345186274
I don't give a shit either I am just stating facts.
>>345186792
Meant for >>345186619
>>345186748
What the fuck.
>I have casual sex with men, but I'm not gay or anything
>>345186691
If it's a place where a bunch of dudes go to suck each other off in public I can see why parents might be wary.
Still, don't blame a fucking app for your inability to A. watch your kid and B. do something about the aforementioned blowjob festival in your neighborhood.
>>345186876
>2016
>not giving brojobs to your bros
Are you a fucking homo or what
How does your son even walk away from you far enough to get to a gay beat?
>>345184241
What? Is it suddenly hard to find large congregations of people outside?
>>345186814
You are really assmad, anon. Did daddie gave you the D when you were a child?
>>345185734
Prison*
>>345184742
Crickey fuck off.
>>345186975
It only takes turning one corner to get out of sight.
>>345185278
Sometime they stop to watch will and Grace and buy frivolous clothes for their pets, but generally yeah
>>345187040
>making fun of forced gay incest
Wew, and I thought homos were a level-headed progressive bunch :^)
>>345186887
I guess the founding fathers were retards.
>>345186887
>You're only allowed to be either a purple-haired SJW or a neo-Nazi with a dozen swastika tattoos
>>345187148
nice mspaint comic :^)
>>345187116
i'm 100% serious
>>345187115
they sure as shit weren't neutral
>>345183760
>What the fuck is a gay beat?
/v/
>>345187113
Didn't I just said I vote Trump?
>>345187191
They sure as shit didn't want political parties.
>americucks have to turn every thread into their shitty politics
what went wrong?
What would a bunch of gay dudes do with a 10 year old?
>>345183973
>Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
Because I want my child and I to have a way to contact each other in case of an emergency and every phone store in my area has stopped selling dumb phones. It's really not hard to figure out.
>>345185685
>numales
>when literal fucking chads are playing this game
>>345187314
what wouldn't they do?
>>345187284
>Uncivilized countries love butts
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
>>345187284
>tfw I used to be a tits guy for years but when I went over the age of 20 I started being an Ass Man
>>345187283
wow, that's quite radical of them
>>345187314
Truly a mystery.
>>345187434
that's the normal progression
kiddos love breasts
men love butts
>>345187284
wew america
>>345184090
Probably playing Pokemon.
>>345184543
To be fair Australia is a shameful place.
>>345187432
whats this pic supposed to tell us?
is it pro- or anti trump
>>345183912
Sounds like /v/'s dream gathering spot.
>>345187495
I mean, god tier tits can still get me going but asses are just higher now in my opinion
Still nothing beats a good mix between the two
>>345185228
You must have been one of those kids that spent their entire childhood sitting on their fat ass watching TV.
>>345187408
He probably liked it. I enjoyed letting my older sisters put makeup on me when I was little. I'm not gay though as I find men disgusting.
>>345183423
So?
Just because you are gay doesnt make you a pedo
You wouldnt see a headline like "Pokemon sent young girl near hetero men"
>>345185259
>it's more confusing.
How does that equate to more traumatising?
>>345187608
Pro Trump.
It's a counter argument when libcucks talk about the 4 bankrupts.
Now it's pointless because we can attack Hillary on 20.000 different ways.
>>345187746
>HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
t. gay
>>345183423
he plays pokemon go, he was gay before he went there, lady
>>345184730
edgy bait, that'll get 'em
I thought /pol/ was filled with fags since they love traps.
I still like /pol/ though.
>>345185089
Honestly, it's just getting kids back to the exploration shit they used to do, and haven't been able to do in recent years since their parents keep them tethered and distracted with previously sedating technology.
>>345187586
How so?
i'm sorry, but what's a 'gay beat'?
>>345187790
>HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
Sounds like the average gamergater
>>345186472
>>345187746
Sure buddy
>>345187860
It's just shitposters from /b/
>>345187284
“However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.”
― George Washington
And they say they care about the founding fathers. Americucks are weird.
>>345187919
STOP SLUT SHAMING ME
>>345187967
Fucking ABC.
Maybe the men were just there to catch pokemon.
>>345187967
Those are still pedos.
>>345188054
monchasing
>>345188054
They were there to catch AIDS.
>>345186808
>If a creepy old man was offering you candy, you won't go with him would you?
That depends, is it Charmander candy? Because I'm so close to a Charizard.
>>345188054
They were bug chasing ;^)
>>345188134
Is that a pokemon?
>>345187898
Right? That's a good thing. With all these businesses promoting the idea of the pokestops and discounts for using the app it can only mean good things provided the parents don't bitch about their own mistakes.
>>345188272
Bug/poison type that lowers defense
>>345187967
And I can post a hundred hetero sex offenders, guess all straight white men are pedophiles
>>345183423
>its Pokemon Go's fault that some fags were in public sucking each others dicks
why are moms so fucking stupid?
>>345187284
What about tighs or backs?
>>345187746
You would if they were having public sex, which I assume is the case here. Even if it were a bunch of people chilling at a nude beach, you'd get embarrassed parents trying to pretend it's someone else's fault their kid wandered off and saw something that wasn't kid-friendly.
>>345188134
Legendaries only spawn during special events.
>>345184117
Sad!
>>345187284
>tfw you have always and will always be a boobs man
Feels good not being a nigger. Who else civilized here?
>>345188521
There's an Articuno on top of Mt Everest, a Zapdos in Chernobyl and a Moltres in Mauna Loa
Why are homophobes so angry all the time?
Guess if I had to put up with women's bullshit all day just to get laid, I'd be angry too
>>345188690
Because we're sick of you faggots prancing your shit around in public like it's normal. I don't give a fuck what you do, but do it in the privacy of your home and don't try and tell us it's natural.
Pokemon Go is the modern equivalent of natural selection.
>>345188985
That's just smartphones in general.
>TFW Want to be a slut but STDs scare the shit out of me
>>345189075
There's nothing classy about whores anon.
>>345189075
That's part of the fun, though. You want to be a slut and live til old age? TopHaha
>>345186425
BECAUSE VAGINAS ARE GROSS
>>345185369
good post
>>345189075
Try condoms?
>>345187967
is that Toby from the office?
>>345184145
>Those faces
>>345188690
Because they get turned down when they want sex.
>>345189143
I don't care about being classy, I want to enjoy feeling dicks and bodies every night
>>345189183
>Not wanting to live to the point where you can give great blowjobs by having removable teeth
>>345189270
The problems with that is
>Risks of breaking
>Shitbags removing them when you aren't looking
>>345189328
Did someone alter his flash, or did he make a Fukua version himself? I'm really hoping towards the former.
>>345189270
pozfags make holes in condoms.
>>345189437
You're a fucking faggot, you deserve aids.
>>345183760
[glass him]
>>345183423
>media is once again supposed to raise children instead of parents
Why do you need to pass a test to drive cars and get permits to own a dog, but none of that for becoming a parent?
>>345183423
kek
Doesn't the game literally say to be aware of your surroundings
>>345184742
Is awlroight,e's jus takin the piss innit lad?
>>345183760
>he hasn't been to a notorious gay beat, where happy people turn up to beat each other in friendly competition
well first the game doesn't "send" anyone anywhere
second why does a 10 year old have a smartphone
third why are you letting your 10 year old run around
>>345188871
Don't lie, you fucks sperg out even if they do it at home with curtains closed
Be fucking honest, you guys sperg out just from a young guy wearing shorts, with clear skin and well done hair.
Or adult men with well kept beards, even if they are 100% straight
>>345189437
Dont ever go outside, you might be hit by a bus
>>345190142
Shit, with all the retards playing Pokemon Go while driving, that's actually possible
>>345189848
Jesus christ Geralt.
>deck a man and then sever EVERY tendon in his knee
>>345183423
Australia is a giant gay beat anyway
>>345189075
are you a man looking to be a gay slut because if so i have just the youtube channel for you
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCb9NIDFFW4KOqc6hGBnFBhg
>gay beat
>adelaide
>gay
>aide
>>345183423
>boy was sent to
>POKEMON GO SENT HIM THERE
No.
>>345190201
I don't even understand this kinda shit. I haven't played the game very much, but it seems very hard to play while being unaware of your surroundings. You're either strolling around hoping for your phone to buzz, in which case there's zero reason to be looking at the screen and you're fully aware of your surroundings, or you're doing something in a battle/PokeStop/gym in which case it's much easier to manouver while stationary.
And I've TRIED catching a pokemon while walking, it's really fucking annoying and stupid.
>>345190321
>Cherry picked videos
Hey if I really wanted to be a faggot, I could just go circlejerk on /pol/
>>345190341
For the record, I do want to cum inside that kid.
No homo though.
>>345190341
haha
>>345184930
If anything the phone would give the pedo access to the child through inexperience with social media or Pokemon go you retard
>>345187995
Literally no one pays attention to the founding fathers' original intentions. American politics is a joke.
>>345186887
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLNhPMQnWu4
>>345190723
And really, they shouldn't, but I like to tease on that because they love to talk about the founding fathers in their rallies.
>>345184117
is it halal to eat pokemon:
>>345190874
>And really, they shouldn't,
We have an entire branch of federal government dedicated to seeing if proposed laws fit within the bounds of the constitution created by the founding fathers because it was the foundation of the country
Are you saying we should just throw the constitution in the trash?
>>345183423
So who was the Boss of this gym?
>>345183856
>Not Smalltown Boy
>>345183423
>Adelaide
Serves her right.
>>345191087
>>345185520
How's that slope, friend?
>>345191034
Did that branch of the goverment aproved the Patriot Act?
If yes, you should can that entire branch.
I really hope ISIS uses this is app for a terrorist act
It would be the end of this shit
>>345187746
Australia still has some semblance of traditional morals. Outside of Melbourne.
>>345190465
>cherry picked
Nice
If you want more "quantitative" data just search up bugchasing on tumblr to see just how gay people are perfectly normal just like you and me
also it's pretty widely known that everyone on /pol/ is a fag enabler as well
>>345183423
FUCKING KEK
>>345191361
>on tumblr
>Legitimately using tumblr as a fucking resource of judging people
Fucking kill yourself
>>345191412
>bugchasing posts with thousands of notes from gay men on them don't represent an already small community because I'm a gay special snowflake
Denial is a sad thing to see
>>345184051
this, this entirely
I'm an amerifag and even I was wondering what the hell a child was doing alone TO wonder into such a place if hes too young to be exposed to such things
>>345191292
Excellent pretty solid >>345186193
>>345191498
>Denial is a sad thing to see
Oh the irony.
>>345184379
Way to out yourself as a gay beat frequenter fag
don't come 5 feet near me i don't want to catch the plethora of STDs you have
>>345191498
>Millions of people who admit to being gay in the US alone
>THIS COUPLE THOUSAND NOTE POST ON TUMBLR CONFIRMS THAT ALL GAYS ARE AIDS SPREADERS
Denial is a sad thing to see
>>345191571
You say i'm in denial yet you don't recognize the fact that the majority of fags are disgusting freaks of nature who have hundreds of sex partners and have the highest rate of HIV out of all demographics. I wonder if all that bareback pozzing has lead to your mental retardation.
>>345190467
Get in line
>>345191741
>have the highest rate of HIV out of all demographics.
I think you meant niggers.
>>345191740
>gays make up less than 3% of the US population but make up to 75% of the HIV statistic
>it's estimated that 57% of gay men have HIV
>but not ALL gays
Shouldn't you be sucking milo's cock or something right now?
>>345183423
>It's nintendos fault I don't watch over my kids
That's like those people who press charges against mcdonalds because they got fat.
>>345191334
>muh morals
Like ISIS?
At least ISIS actually fights for their twisted worldview, instead of complaining by a cheap pack of beer
>>345191741
You know, I could point out how you ignored the initial post, or the straw man you pulled out of nowhere, or the fact you have to use insults to reinforce your argument, but instead I will tell you to go back to tumblr and be triggered there.
Have a smug anime face.
>Waiting long for this game
>the game will be banned before its even avialable in your country because of irresponsible parents
>>345191856
First off, love the lack of sources, second, the biggest contributor to the HIV statistic is blacks
>>345192079
Just download the apk you sperg
>>345191852
niggers only have such high HIV rates because they're retarded and backwards
White homosexual males in first world countries are the only demographic of people that actively practice sex and have the means to prevent contraction of HIV and yet are the second highest demographic of people with HIV in america (following behind dumb nigs)
But don't worry, in a decade or two the medication you're taking to combat your aids will cause the strain to evolve to resist it which means you'll either have to spend another fortune on aids medicine or die a horrible death.
>>345191930
And then they win the case because of the retarded judicial system over here.
Really makes me sick sometimes.
>>345183423
im an aussie and i dont even know what that means
>>345192164
If you paid attention and dont fuck strangers you won't get stds
Like telling someone the dangers of drunk driving who never drank a beer
>>345186425
>tfw
Post tfw when Bi master race.
>>345183423
I thought all of fucking shitty Adelaide was a gay beat.
Same as all Melbourne is hipsters.
And all Brisbane, cairns and gold coast is drunk ex-con's
>>345192102
center for disease control confirms fags are indeed bombs containing aids waiting to spread their seed due to the fact that they are incapable of producing a human life by fucking each other's asses
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/group/msm/
Gay niggers have an excuse because they're niggers and they're dumb. If straight blacks are known for passing the poz then did you think that gay blacks wouldn't be 10 times worse? Gay whites have access to all this shit to ensure they don't get pozzed but they're still the second biggest demographic of aids spreaders out there.
>>345184397
No one cares tripfaggot fuck off
>>345192383
Is she on her period again?
>>345184145
are those faggots faggot shaming? i dont know how to process this video
>>345192521
what did he mean by this?
>>345184337
I was trying to think of the gayest biggie beat i could think of
>>345192156
I have android
What Ive seen you can only download it on iphone before its offically in your country
I read there are no legal ways to download on android and some people even said it bricked their phones
>>345186083
Not everybody has to buy their kid's affection with expensive toys.
>>345184235
>btw I'm a girl
>>345192970
Wow so hard
>>345193112
Not everyone wants their kid to be 'that' loser
>>345192970
>no legal ways
>Pedophiles will look for popular pokemon spots to find children
>Nintendo bans this like they did swapnote
>>345193723
I'm pretty sure the kids are traveling in packs. I also think the pedophiles are too busy playing the game to kidnap children.
Pokemon GO is ruining the moral values of society.
>>345183423
>cars with men in them
>>345187284
>tfw can't decide
>>345187967
Sample size 2? Looks like a sound methodology to me.
>>345183423
>sent
>not choosing your own hunting grounds
PLEB
>>345187284
i'm ashamed of my country
tasteless boobfags
>>345187314
Shoo him away so they can go back to sucking cock
>>345185646
You're giving ISIS too much credit, these dipshits aren't smart enough to coordinate an attack like that.
>>345183423
>People still think Nintendo developed this game
>>345183423
gays were a mistake
>>345189848
I know it said forcefully but damn after they're on the ground and you're grabbing their leg we have passée the shove threshold
>>345198296
>passée
SAVE US JIGGLYPUFF
>>345192970
>I read there are no legal ways to download on android
>What Ive seen you can only download it on iphone before its offically in your country
It's the other way around, anon.
>>345187284
so proud of my ass loving country rn
fuck yea
>>345184742
>"Beat" is stranded English
and australia is stranded england
>>345194006
>I'm pretty sure the kids are traveling in packs
so are the pedophiles
>>345198432
>churches shat their pants over pokemon over a decade ago, claimed it was demon worshiping
>now they're using it to promote their belief
The Times They Are a-Changin'
>>345184093
Cause they're not overprotective fucks like in the US.
>>345187783
at least Hillary didn't pick Mike Pence for VP
November is gonna be a wonderful month in /pol/
>>345185371
>>345185971
>>345185617
>>345184742
I've never heard it either.
>australians desperately trying to make their ass backwards jargon sound normal
>>345198729
>Replying to a post three and half hours later
Mate, the first dude who didn't understand what a gay beat was is pretty damned dumb, but you're not much better here.
>>345198786
Especially funny considering by technicality, Westboro is breaking their own rules by playing Go.
>>345198946
i'm in it for the gesture not the glory
*inclines hat in your general direction*
>>345198938
"Beat" is fairly old American English jargon, it's still sometimes used to describe police patrols. Though never in any official way.
>>345187284
The fuck happened to Western Sahara?
>>345183423
literally just a mom getting mad about a bunch of fags, who cares.
This whole thread is a gay beat.....shit
>>345187284
>North Korea likes butts
What the fuck mang, how did they even get such statistics
>>345186802
Under-aged child gets into sticky situation without parental supervision.
Court finds fault with Child Neglect.
Guy walks off of cliff.
Still no positive proof that Pokemon Go completely controlled his movements by force to walk off of cliff.
The plaintiffs will get absolutely nothing. Surviving members will get absolutely nothing.
There is a lemon in the shot glass this time.
>>345190090
>explain why faggots are rightfully hated
>NO YOU MUST BE LYING
Cool argument.
>>345190452
You have to look at the screen to see where the bush rustling is and how close you are to it. I just watched a video of projared watching his screen most of the time.
>>345193723
Apple and Google won't let them do that, they're getting 90% of the profits while Nintendo only gets 10%.
This is a whole other level compared to Swapnote.
>>345194006
>kids hunt in packs
>'tis weak to candy!
>>345184145
https://youtu.be/3bgjufAJDPQ
>>345183423
>""""""""""sends""""""""""
>>345200165
Finally, a thread about my stupid city!
>>345187608
>Tell me what to think, I can't do it myself.
>>345184397
>cheap piece of shit
>posts those specs
>>345200574
welcome to /po-
oh wait
>>345200339
>>345200339
>>345200339
NEW THREAD'S UP LET'S GO BOYS
>>345200650
>tfw went to a concentration camp
>just a bunch of pidgeys
really fucking disappointing
Luckily the kid wasn't fucking abducted and raped to death, going to jerk off town is that bad.
But it's always nice to see the mother blaming a game instead of her own neglect
>>345200740
Fuck off
>>345192970
I downloaded before it was available. It doesn't brick your phone. Google store just updated my "illegal version".
>>345200740
You did this with another Pokemon GO thread.
Fuck off.
>>345200740
stop shilling your shitty video kaitlyn you slut
Man, I just love fake articles! Can I have more please?!
>>345187342
Fuck off you over protective faggot. I hope your shit tier kid murders you.
>this fucking thread
>>345200795
What would you find in Chernobyl's nuclear reactor?
>>345201143
pidgeys
>>345201143
Ratata
>>345191856
>percentages
>reliable data
Im gay and neither a pedo or bug chaser.
>>345201036
OP's article isn't fake though.
>>345201143
pidgeys AND rattata
>>345183423
Do you think he found many fairy types?
>>345201143
Phanpy.
>>345200339
>>345200339
>>345200339
NEW THREAD
WE IN HEYA BROS
>>345199551
Only logical conclusion, women there are too malnourished to have breasts.
>>345200740
>>345202306
>400 replies
>new thread
>>345183856
>not Gay Bar
>>345183760
english is not even my native language and I get the meaning
>how about eating shit and dying?
>u fucking piece of shit?
Anyone notice the writing of news articles lately? The OP one says the kid was sent to a gay parking lot in:
The title,
First point below,
Second point below,
First sentence of article,
Second sentence of article.
The two remaining sentences say the same thing (5 cars with men).
Who are these journalists?
>>345204081
that always made me wonder, do they get paid per word or something?
I just want to get fucked while wearing girls clothes what are some notorious beats I can attend.
>>345183423
Actually, heavily gay areas tend to be unusually safe, due to the people there being more friendly with neighbors and more willing to help out and/or call police if something goes wrong.
>>345183423
Is there anyone who doesn't enjoy a good old-fashioned gay beat?
>>345205176
>guys in cars fucking each other in the ass
>no one is calling the police
nice try
>>345183973
>Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
I hate to meme, but it's 2016. Even my autistic (legally) 4 year old niece has a smartphone.
>>345201080
I get that picture, that's a Xenosaga reference.
>>345206463
>xenosaga
>>345183919
This. Sadly it came from a tripfag, but this.
>>345184116
Do people not give a shit about monitoring their kids on the Internet anymore so they don't do stupid shit? They're too young to use that shit responsibly.
I'm giving my kid a flip phone until they're 14.
>Sadalaide
kek
KEK
K-E-K
The mother should be horrified at having to live in what is objectively the worst city in Australia.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=040slUxs5yQ
Now this is a gay beat i can get behind
Homo males really are so gross. Why are they so promiscuous?
>>345183973
You didn't get one as a kid before because they didn't exist. You can get one as a kid now because they do exist.
I'm pretty sure an app can't make you go anywhere, unless of course you happen to be a robot
>>345207495
But she doesn't live in Melbourne.
>>345183973
>If you didn't like Pokemon Go so much, why the fuck is it on your kid's phone.
WHY ARE KIDS PLAYING KIDS GAMES - Nintendo manchild, 2016
>>345191856
>it's estimated that 57% of gay men have HIV
you must have no contact with gay people if you think this is true. Over half the population of them? Really? Thats just blatantly false to anyone with a brain
>mom not watching child
>its video game's fault
gee wilikers why does this sound so familiiar
>>345183423
it's almost like parents should supervise their children if they're going to be wandering around
dumb fucking bitch
>>345198803
and yet she complains when the kid goes somewhere she doesn't like
>>345187284
>no mention of legs and feet
get on my level
>>345184397
>cheap piece of shit
>better processor than i have
>more ram than i have
>better graphics card than i have
>about as much storage as i have and i consider the amount i have ridiculous for a normal person
>cheap piece of shit
i fucking hate you
>>345208298
fuck off feetfag
Sounds like a bullshit story fabricated to get clicks out of the go craze.
I'm all for abusing go players however
>>345208434
is that rms' new wife?
>>345183760
>What the fuck is a gay beat?
Not a native speaker, but by context alone I would assume it's a place, club, joint, area of interest, etc.
Why is it so hard for native English native speakers to discern words they don't know using context.
KIDS ON THE BEAT
KIDS ON THE STREET
BEAT KIDS
BEAT KIDS
>/v/ hates pokemon go so much that they are using moralistic things such as children going to "gay beats" to try to convince us it's bad
When did you guys start caring about other people, especially children
>>345183973
>Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
Lazy parents used to park their children in front of the television to raise their children, now they buy them tablets and smartphones.
>>345208605
But how was I supposed to know what 'glass him' meant?
Did they mean "beach"?
>>345183423
This raises so many questions.
>we does this cunt hate pokemon
>how does she know the location was a gay sex park
>how did her demented spawn escape the home and wander all the way to an industrial car park without anyone noticing
>why does the media persist with this low energy clickbait when everyone with any modicum of intelligence despises them for this very reason
We could go on asking questions for days but I honestly think the story is made up shit by some daft cunt.
>>345183760
Or look another Burger who can't speak English, colour me surprised.
>Seeing that the downfall of humanity is going to be fucking Pokemon.
>>345183973
It's the current year, every kid have one.
>>345207367
You serious?
Unless your kid is legally retarded, I think you might be seriously underestimating the capabilities of the average child. Especially now that the current generation is growing up surrounded with technology and using it every day.
Not my kid and not my business, but I don't think that's going to go quite the way you hope it does.
>>345187912
You're a fucking penal colony and every twenty something I've met is a methampthetimine addict who'd suck his greasy mums dicks for MDMA.
Irishfag here, coming from a place of endearment.
>>345185007
Lots of straight people have sex at parks. Just not anyone off /v/
>>345183423
>letting your 10 year old son go off on his own
Oh hey just like a real pokemon adventure.
Except with a lot more dicks.
>>345184117
If this happens, then I wonder what'll happen to the future of AR, or Pokemon in general.
>>345216474
>except with more dicks
Nearly fell out of my chair
>>345207367
So you are one of those parents that think they are doing their kid a favor by being behind the times but in fact your kid will just suffer ridicule and isolation for being so out of touch.
>>345198803
>australia which has big spiders and has many more animals that can fuck your face
I guess it was her way of having a post birth abortion.
>>345204081
Writing quality has really died down since social media took off.
Now it's all clickbait shit that's less than a few paragraphs long.
>>345208434
richard stallman as a womyn
ITT: Garbage parenting
GAY BEAT MEAT
>>345185418
>Mario & Luigi
You're just a retard.
It's not like it was hidden that they were brothers.
>>345183423
Who cares? Stupid shit is always happening in this world. Just sit back, relax and watch the show.
When shit like this happens why does the fucking toy/game/book/whatever the fuck get blamed instead of the shitty parents?
Why did you go to the news lady?
To prove how shit of a parent you are??
>>345213474
a little 10 year old shouldn't be able to have access to double-anal videos, but you're defending that.
And before you reply, you might want to reconsider saying its fine for a 10 year old to be looking up shit unfiltered on the internet. I wouldn't want my kid to ever interact with you trash that would try to corrupt her.
>>345198296
It's passé, you retarded cunt.
>>345217768
There's a good reason why most posters here should not be parents
>Mother lets 10 year old wander off
>Blames video games
The dumb bitch should have the kid taken from her
>>345192372
>tfw I'd fuck a woman,man or animal
So many options
>>345185745
I'm American. People like you are what gives Americans a bad name. This was a penal colony that also held your 'resonable opportunists' and 'stupid religious cunts'. There was also overlap of both of your groups that were exiled here. Fucking Christ. Get off the fucking internet and read a book without pictures for once in your awful stupid life.
>>345192372
I only like women and pretty/effeminate guys
is that still really gay
>faggot kid goes to well known gay dogging location for possible gay sex gets caught
>"i-it's not me, I just wanted to play pokemon"
![[FFF] Non Non Biyori - 04 [A61C9B09].mkv_snapshot_03.16_[2016.03.10_20.46.54].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ikX5GfJ.jpg "[FFF] Non Non Biyori - 04 [A61C9B09].mkv snapshot 03.16 [2016.03.10 20.46.54]")
>>345219193
falsegay
youre not a true gay unless youd bang a hairy dude
>>345183727
Is that like a bum driller convention?
>>345183760
A beat is a place that people habitually visit.
>>345183919
>tripfag defends the degredation of society
Back in the day kids could walk around and do shit without fags blowing eachother in public
>>345220737
You're so retarded it hurts.
>>345183423
>got sent to a parking lot
>somehow a bad thing
Australians I swear to God, I thought he had been sent to an actual gay club or some shit, not just a place people associate with gay hook ups.
>>345206463
triggered.
>>345207886
You're not very bright to have inferred that from what he said.
>>345221197
The funny part was he was alone.
No mention of that in the article anywhere.
>10 year old kid running around with a smartphone alone.
>>345189075
there's only 3 incurable diseases, AIDS and herpes, everything else can be treated no probs and you'll be like new.
Don't be afraid, the moment you're being triple penetrated by some random niggers you won't be able to enjoy life any other way anymore.
Why didn't you stop it?
>>345183423
>Gay beat
rscottyg will be happy, nothing he likes more than anonymous gay sex and cleaning up afterwards.
>>345219987
A bum driller sounds like someone who carries a portable drill and kill hobos with them by drilling their temple.
>>345184145
FOREVEEEEEEEEEEER
TOGETHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
FOOREEEEEVERRRR
TOGEEEETHEEEEEEER
>>345190974
No, just to fuck them
>>345187967
>HE
http://pokemon.vifppoints.club/coins/uqlrigff
F R E E C O I N S
>>345198237
jej
>>345225016
>is that chris benoit's ghost?
what did he meme by this?
>/v/
>VIDEOGAMES
>>345184117
They're not allowed to play Pokemon Go, its haram.
![[glass him].webm](https://i.imgur.com/pGURsB8.jpg "[glass him]")
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/grcxvzg.gif "giphy[1]")
![Two-Face_(Batman)2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Xs7fCU3.jpg "Two-Face (Batman)2[1]")
