>"Pokemon GO was a mistake" - Shigeru Miyamoto
>notorious gay beat
>>345183423
What the fuck is a gay beat?
Fucking Australians and their made up child speak
>>345183760
now i'm not a native speaker of english, but i think it might be a place where fags congregate to pick up other fags
>>345183760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tzr0n_Usk]
This is the notorious gay beat.
>>345183423
what does that even mean?
>>345183760
a place where men meet to jerk and suck eachother off
>what I take from this
"Mother cannot parent, blames the nanny toy she bought son to keep him off her back."
>>345183919
>nintoddler tripfag
wew laddo
You really have to wonder what the type of person that goes to the news after something like this happens.
If you didn't like Pokemon Go so much, why the fuck is it on your kid's phone.
Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
Is this some shit only old and stupid people can understand?
Why are those their target audience?
>>345183836
>>345183912
so australia has designated sodomy streets? really makes you think...
>>345183962
>>345183727
australians have shit-tier slang
>>345183423
How is this a bad thing?
>Maslins is a nudist beach
>therefore it's gay
on ya Murdoch, no to mention it's nothing but farmland and major roads down that way what the hell is a 10 yo doing there?
>>345184015
Show your gaming PC before he calls you a consolecuck.
>>345183962
But he's a known idort
Why the fuck are you letting your husband's son run off on his own?
>men sitting in them doing what they do
... What do men do?
>>345183973
Better yet why is some incompetent mother letting her 10 year old child roam around fucking Australia unsupervised?
>>345183973
>Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
Because literally every 10 year old kid has one? Maybe you meant it as specifically her child, but a lot of young kids have smart phones these days,
ISIS is discussing AT THIS VERY MOMENT how to take advantage of this game.
>>345183760
a place where they beat the gay
>>345183973
2016 granpa. no reason not to have one
>>345184051
>gay beat frequenter is mad
This thread is now about faggot music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0kqobQRcUo
Where's these guys when ya need em?
>>345184117
ALLAHU TEAM VALOR
btw I'm a girl
>>345184117
>put a lure near a pokestop
>place a bomb near it too
>????
there's actually a gay bar in my city that is a pokestop
>>345184145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO_u-EkJZ8E
>>345184015
are u that diaperkid ?
>>345184235
ME 2 :-DDDDDDDD
>>345183423
>sends
>sent
>sent
>directed
The wording in the whole article makes it sound like the dumbass app said "go here for gay buggery" or some shit, all the fucking thing said was there were pokemon nearby, and that's just cuz people are there all the time. It's purely coincidence they happen to be faggots going at it.
>>345184002
CUM IN THE BUM
He has a phone on him to report this gay activity, so what's the problem?
>notorious gay beat
>notorious gay beat
>notorious gay beat
Who the fuck uses the same exact phrase three times in such a small amount of text?
>>345184143
oh please, if I wanted a gay beat I'd be hanging out by the Torrens
>>345184053
My rig is a cheap piece of shit, but okay.
>>345183973
As I said, it's a nanny device. Something to keep her child busy and off her back.
>>345184291
No, why? Because I own a Pikachu XL?
>>345183423
Kinda surprised there hasn't been any attempts at a lawsuit yet from someone mad they walked off a cliff or got mugged.
>>345184337
a hack writer
HEY BUDDY, I THINK YOU GOT THE WRONG POKESTOP, THE KIDDY POOL IS TWO BLOCKS DOWN
>>345184117
>yfw Team Mystic are just a metaphor for the Sunni Muslims
>Valor are the Shiites
>Instinct are the Zoroastrians because nobody gives a fuck about them
just some background info, in Australia public homosexuality is still illegal despite gay marriage being legal.
This means you can marry another man but you can't even hold hands with him in public.
That's why they refer to it as "notorious gay beat" like it's a shameful place.
wait are you seriously telling me that people who play this game aren't already gay?
>>345183423
>worried about "gay beat" or whatever the fuck that is
>don't raise a stink about it until an app sends their dumbass kid there to get diddled
If it's that much of a problem then fucking deal with it instead of blaming some app for your community's inaction.
>>345184379
>knowing where gay beats are
really make you think huh
>>345184438
FUCK YOU
>>345183760
A place where faggots go to pick up.
>>345183423
This article is written so poorly, holy shit.
Our daddy told us not to be ashamed of our Pokemon. Especially since they're such high level and all.
>>345183856
>not posting What What, In The Butt?
>>345184660
Well my daddy taught me a few things too like <insert hamfisted pokemon joke here> instead of <hamfisted pokomen joke>
>>345184543
It is a shameful place. I'm glad they can't publicly display their mental illnesses.
>>345183760
"Beat" is stranded English, m8. You're just a retard and/or underage.
>>345184594
>>345184438
top notch guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpizP5X1Ry8
>men sitting in them doing what they do
What did she mean by this?
There is no reason for a 10 year old kid to be owning a phone.
>>345184721
>>345184660
>>>/ lgbt /
>>345184117
>FOUND THIS ONE AT THE LOCAL GAY BAR
>BRING ALL YOUR FRIENDS!
>>345184397
Still good enough imo.
>>345184794
giving each other a beej
>>345184379
>knows where the gay beats are
>animay pic
Really makes you think huh
>>345184802
stop being so jelly m8
>>345184794
>he doesn't know what men do when they sit in them
>>345184802
Except to track the kid down once he or she gets kidnapped by a pedophile
>>345183423
was he raped? if not im not even interested in hearing about this all kinds of parks and parking lots are used for sex of both straight and gay groups
>>345184543
>in Australia public homosexuality is still illegal
No
>despite gay marriage being legal
No
t. Australian
>>345184942
>both straight and gay groups
nice try fag
>>345184543
>like it's a shameful place.
It is. Homosexuality is nothing to be proud of and neither is going to specific public spots just to fuck men you barely know
>>345184802
A samsung galaxy S5 costs $550 here.
That's about $420 US. New flagships go for >1000.
If you need to keep in contact with your 10 year old give him a dumbphone. Something his dumb-ass can break, so you can teach him about responsibility. If he proves he can take care of it, THEN you can reward him with a smartphone.
>Daily Mail
>>345184942
you can't pretend walking in on gay sex isn't more traumatizing for a child than walking in on straight sex though.
>>345183760
If you haven't ever heard of a cop walking their beat, you have worse problems than Australian shitposters, you tremendous sheltered fuck.
>>345184543
>gay marriage being legal.
No it's not.
>notorious gay beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BpizP5X1Ry8
this dumbass app is giving kids the dose of reality their parents would never provide. i don't care to play or use it, my phone probably wouldn't even run it, but for all the shit i've seen i'm glad this generation is getting a head start. the worst part is the parents are going to be causing the shitstorm when they knowingly just let their children out to do and go wherever they want. to let your kid be independent only to have a change of heart and take that independence away after they get in one little accident is stupid.
>>345185030
Meant to quote >>345184858
>>345184742
>>345185058
Yeah, real English speakers don't talk like that, but whatever makes you feel better.
>>345185030
not everyone is an impoverished bogan like yourself lad
>>345185007
you know how many times ive walked by couples having sex while hiking? its at least 10% of time
>>345185047
how so?
>>345184312
underrated
>>345185124
>amerifats
>real english
Pokémon NO.
>>345185089
dude weed lmao
>>345184930
In what event would a little kid be going somewhere without an adult?
>>345185184
>how so?
it's more confusing.
I remember I found out about homosexuals when I was maybe 6 and I had to keep asking how they even did it to my parents.
They said they used their butts and I imagined them getting poop everywhere.
It's probably easiest for kids to just know gay guys are two men as a couple and leave it at that.
>>345185197
>posts a character from an american tv series
>>345185228
i used to go all over as a kid from age 10 without my parents
>>345183423
ausfag n33t 25 year old here
How the fuck did the kid get there?
Who lets a 10 year old wonder around a big city?
What the fuck how is this the games fault?!
>>345183423
>Doing what they do
Gay men just constantly have gay sex 24/7?
>>345185197
>tosser
>the fonz
Are the Brits really so culturally impoverished that they need to import Hollywood just to express themselves?
>All these normalfags talking about their gay sex experiences
what went wrong with /v/
>>345185259
thats some american sex ed there isnt it? here you learn about that shit in grade 1
>>345185259
>normalizing homosexuality for kids
fuck off mate
>>345185274
>What the fuck how is this the games fault?!
Dumb parents blame everyone/everything but themselves all the fucking time.
>playing Pokemon GO
>See there's a pokestop/gym nearby
>see a bunch of Machokes and Machamps along the way
>arrive and enter the building
>there is a man changing nearby
>"hey buddy i think you got the wrong door..."
>I think I just found the boss of this gym
>>345185124
They do use "beat" in this context in the US. You've basically outed yourself as a retard.
>>345185278
Pretty much. That's why they their entire existence revolves around their sexuality. It's pretty sad.
>>345185331
>teaching kids to have anal sex with the same gender in grade 1
>>345185331
well australia is a prison island so that makes sense I guess
>>345185259
When I was a little kid I thought characters like Bernie & Ert, Mario & Luigi etc. were married. I was more confused to find out that only men and women can get married at the time.
A kid walking in on two men fucking would probably think they're wrestling first and foremost.
>>345185384
>>345185381
>implying im upside down
>implying im not from canada, home of the cuck
>>345185418
>I was more confused to find out that only men and women can get married at the time.
You may be retarded, normal homosexuals never think stuff this stupid.
>>345185369
>Stands in your path
"Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door! The team valor club is three stops down"
>>345184730
>their mental illnesses.
t. assmad rusky
The only actual mental illness on fetishes is transexuals.
>>345185371
No one in the US has ever said "gay beat." Ever.
>>345185458
...that makes even more sense actually
>>345185384
why do Americans forget that they're a prison colony too?
Getting sent to the Americas was a punishment.
>>345185547
Sheltered as fuck
>>345185520
t. buttblasted homo
>t-they're not real gays!!
>>345185368
How fucktarded is that.
Thank fuck if i ever have kids ill never be a fucking retard when it comes to raising them.
>Yes little cunt run around adelaide all alone playing a game which drains your phones battery so you cant call me if shit goes south
>gets raped by pedogays in a parking lot
Seems all is right with the world darwinism stronger than ever
>>345184117
They could just fucking bomb Central Park right now and take out literal scores of people. It'd be ridiculously easy to exploit the behavior the game encourages and really I'm just surprised they haven't already done something.
>>345185646
I think they reckon a bunch of nu-males aren't worth the effort
>>345183423
WOW WHAT A BIGOT
I AM LITERALLY SHAKING FROM THIS HOMOPHOBIA
i thought americans loved their gays
>OMG gay people are known to hang out at [place] they're sending our children to hell ban nintendo!!
What a nice "country"
>>345183423
Fake.
He would have been bitten by a poisonous animal first if it was in Australia.
>>345185559
Because we weren't? Because it wasn't? Because we were founded mostly by reasonable opportunists but identify with the minority of oppressed, stupid religious cunts that some 19th century painter decided should wear belt buckles on their hats?
>>345185520
There are genetic associations with transsexuals, and they often times produce more androgen and less testosterone.
There is also genetic associations for pedophilia much like there are for homosexuality.
This is why you can't "cure" a homosexual,
>guy falls of cliff playing the game
>my mother calls me to see if I'm playing this
I never thought 20 years ago it would all lead to this.
What an awful time to be alive
>>345185745
>Because we weren't?
oh Americucks.
>>345184543
>despite gay marriage being legal.
Gay marriage isn't legal here you fucktard
>>345185547
you dumb mother fucker...
>>345185850
Pedophilia is natural, homosexuality isn't
>>345185547
This
>>345183973
My 3 year old nephew own a fucking tablet and play vidya
>>345185147
Not everyone is retarded enough to piss away money like you kids nowadays m8
Where are the Adelaide jokes in this thread?
There's literally nothing wrong with being gay.
>>345186038
Not everyone is retarded enough to get a job that pays min wage
>>345186054
What do Lower North East Road and your legs have in common?
They both lead right up to Paradise.
>>345184117
Kek imagine suicidal muslim luring everyone with electrodes and voltorbs
>>345186024
depends on your definition of natural.
There's natural as in naturally occurring or natural as in "our biological design formed gradually by the random nature of evolution".
And there is a pedo gene either way.
https://vimeo.com/33793616
>>345185619
They are fags.
But they have a mental illness.
Give the gay community the same rights as normal people and they will stop killing themselves because of society not accepting them.
Give trans the same rights and you will notice that the suicides don't go down because their bodies will never match what their mental illness tells them they are.
>>345186169
>the random nature of evolution
this is what libshits seriously believe
>>345183423
Are homos hyper aggressive in Australia or something?
I feel like the app sending kids to Aboriginal hangouts would be more distressing.
>>345186067
Only if you're a man, female gays can't have sex so they kill themselves far more often than gay dudes.
>>345186110
Wonderful
>>345183423
>it-it-it was pokemon GO mom
>I swear I'm not gay
>>345186193
I don't think anyone actually cares about fags offing themselves tbqh
>>345186067
>>345186215
How am I a fucking liberal?
Also evolution is not by design, just because our bodies seem so incredibly intricate doesn't mean it was designed that way.
Poke-a-man GAY
>>345184543
The fuck are you on about?
>>345186067I don't disagree.
>>345186235
pretty sure gays prey on kids way more than abos
>>345186215
>Muh god.
Also I am a Trump supporter, I just don't believe in fairy tales.
>>345186067
Why be gay when you can be bi?
>>345186358
Just some retard pulling shit out of his ass and acting like he's an expert on a place he's never been before.
What else is new.
>>345186317
what are you then? a conservacuck?
>>345186412
Pedos =/= Homos.
>>345186372
What about gay abos?
>>345186412
oh, so you are a cuckservative confirmed
bet one of your main reasons is that obama and clinton are oppressive to women and minorities
>>345186435
>say something that isn't completely politically incorrect
>FUCKING LIBTARD
>say something that isn't completely politically correct
>FUCKING CONSERVAKEK
every time.
Left and right wing are a meme.
>>345186472
This was meant for: >>345186372
>thinking about gay sex is natural I swear!
>continues to delete his post
namefags were born faggots
>>345186528
>fence shitter
congrats, the worst of both sides in one
>>345183760
I'm Australian, and I've never heard that term used in that context
>>345186656
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_beat
>>345186527
I (>>345186412) am a different anon than this (>>345186317) one.
Annd no, I don't give a shit about minorities or women. I am racist as fuck.
But I also enjoy dick in my butt and some vagina from time to time but mostly dick.
>>345184398
because the first fucking thing you see is a warning to stay alert. Shit wont fly in court
>>345186691
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Men_who_have_sex_with_men
>I'm not gay I swear
>Both sides act retarded
>Act surprised when people turn to neutrality
>>345186742
>Shit wont fly in court
I'm not saying it has a chance I'm just surprised some idiot hasn't tried yet.
>>345183423
I don't understand. Why are people going to sketchy areas for pokemon? If a creepy old man was offering you candy, you won't go with him would you? So why would you go after the pokemon without thinking of your surroundings?
>>345186739
Well in that case you should fucking kill yourself, fag
>>345184051
>implying anyone but degenerate homosexuals would frequent nudist beaches
>>345186802
>I'm just surprised some idiot hasn't tried yet.
American will step up to the plate soon enough.
>>345186274
I don't give a shit either I am just stating facts.
>>345186792
Meant for >>345186619
>>345186748
What the fuck.
>I have casual sex with men, but I'm not gay or anything
>>345186792
>>345186691
If it's a place where a bunch of dudes go to suck each other off in public I can see why parents might be wary.
Still, don't blame a fucking app for your inability to A. watch your kid and B. do something about the aforementioned blowjob festival in your neighborhood.
>>345186876
>2016
>not giving brojobs to your bros
Are you a fucking homo or what
How does your son even walk away from you far enough to get to a gay beat?
>>345186739
Eww.
>>345183856
>>345184241
What? Is it suddenly hard to find large congregations of people outside?
>>345186814
You are really assmad, anon. Did daddie gave you the D when you were a child?
>>345185734
Prison*
>>345184742
Crickey fuck off.
>>345186110
>>345186975
It only takes turning one corner to get out of sight.
>>345185278
Sometime they stop to watch will and Grace and buy frivolous clothes for their pets, but generally yeah
>>345187040
>making fun of forced gay incest
Wew, and I thought homos were a level-headed progressive bunch :^)
>>345186887
I guess the founding fathers were retards.
>>345186887
>>345186887
>You're only allowed to be either a purple-haired SJW or a neo-Nazi with a dozen swastika tattoos
>>345187148
nice mspaint comic :^)
>>345187116
i'm 100% serious
>>345187115
they sure as shit weren't neutral
>>345183760
>What the fuck is a gay beat?
/v/
>>345187113
Didn't I just said I vote Trump?
>>345187191
They sure as shit didn't want political parties.
>americucks have to turn every thread into their shitty politics
what went wrong?
What would a bunch of gay dudes do with a 10 year old?
>>345183973
>Why the fuck does your 10 year old have a smartphone?
Because I want my child and I to have a way to contact each other in case of an emergency and every phone store in my area has stopped selling dumb phones. It's really not hard to figure out.
>>345185685
>numales
>when literal fucking chads are playing this game
>>345187314
what wouldn't they do?
>>345187284
>Uncivilized countries love butts
AHAHAHAHAHAHAAH.
>>345187284
>tfw I used to be a tits guy for years but when I went over the age of 20 I started being an Ass Man
>>345187283
wow, that's quite radical of them
>>345187314
Truly a mystery.
>>345187434
that's the normal progression
kiddos love breasts
men love butts
>>345187284
wew america
>>345184090
Probably playing Pokemon.
>>345184543
To be fair Australia is a shameful place.
>>345187432
whats this pic supposed to tell us?
is it pro- or anti trump
>>345183912
Sounds like /v/'s dream gathering spot.
>>345187495
I mean, god tier tits can still get me going but asses are just higher now in my opinion
Still nothing beats a good mix between the two
>>345185228
You must have been one of those kids that spent their entire childhood sitting on their fat ass watching TV.
>>345187408
He probably liked it. I enjoyed letting my older sisters put makeup on me when I was little. I'm not gay though as I find men disgusting.
>>345183423
So?
Just because you are gay doesnt make you a pedo
You wouldnt see a headline like "Pokemon sent young girl near hetero men"
>>345185259
>it's more confusing.
How does that equate to more traumatising?
>>345187608
Pro Trump.
It's a counter argument when libcucks talk about the 4 bankrupts.
Now it's pointless because we can attack Hillary on 20.000 different ways.
>>345187746
>HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
t. gay
>>345183423
he plays pokemon go, he was gay before he went there, lady
>>345184730
edgy bait, that'll get 'em
>>345187314
I thought /pol/ was filled with fags since they love traps.
I still like /pol/ though.
>>345185089
Honestly, it's just getting kids back to the exploration shit they used to do, and haven't been able to do in recent years since their parents keep them tethered and distracted with previously sedating technology.
>>345187586
How so?
i'm sorry, but what's a 'gay beat'?
>>345187790
>HELP I'M BEING OPPRESSED
Sounds like the average gamergater
>>345187853
>>345186472
>>345187746
Sure buddy
>>345187860
It's just shitposters from /b/
>>345187284
“However [political parties] may now and then answer popular ends, they are likely in the course of time and things, to become potent engines, by which cunning, ambitious, and unprincipled men will be enabled to subvert the power of the people and to usurp for themselves the reins of government, destroying afterwards the very engines which have lifted them to unjust dominion.”
― George Washington
And they say they care about the founding fathers. Americucks are weird.
>>345187919
STOP SLUT SHAMING ME
>>345187967
Fucking ABC.
Maybe the men were just there to catch pokemon.
>>345187967
Those are still pedos.
>>345188054
monchasing
>>345188054
They were there to catch AIDS.
>>345186808
>If a creepy old man was offering you candy, you won't go with him would you?
That depends, is it Charmander candy? Because I'm so close to a Charizard.
>>345188054
They were bug chasing ;^)
>>345188134
Is that a pokemon?
>>345187898
Right? That's a good thing. With all these businesses promoting the idea of the pokestops and discounts for using the app it can only mean good things provided the parents don't bitch about their own mistakes.
>>345188272
Bug/poison type that lowers defense
>>345187967
And I can post a hundred hetero sex offenders, guess all straight white men are pedophiles
>>345183423
>its Pokemon Go's fault that some fags were in public sucking each others dicks
why are moms so fucking stupid?
>>345187284
What about tighs or backs?
>>345187746
You would if they were having public sex, which I assume is the case here. Even if it were a bunch of people chilling at a nude beach, you'd get embarrassed parents trying to pretend it's someone else's fault their kid wandered off and saw something that wasn't kid-friendly.
>>345188134
Legendaries only spawn during special events.
>>345184117
Sad!
>>345187284
>tfw you have always and will always be a boobs man
Feels good not being a nigger. Who else civilized here?
>>345188521
There's an Articuno on top of Mt Everest, a Zapdos in Chernobyl and a Moltres in Mauna Loa
Why are homophobes so angry all the time?
Guess if I had to put up with women's bullshit all day just to get laid, I'd be angry too
>>345188690
Because we're sick of you faggots prancing your shit around in public like it's normal. I don't give a fuck what you do, but do it in the privacy of your home and don't try and tell us it's natural.
Pokemon Go is the modern equivalent of natural selection.
>>345188985
That's just smartphones in general.
>TFW Want to be a slut but STDs scare the shit out of me
>>345189075
There's nothing classy about whores anon.
>>345189075
That's part of the fun, though. You want to be a slut and live til old age? TopHaha
