>At gf's church
>get bored and pop out ffviii on my phone
>kid passed by and caught a glance
>"what's that?"
>"just an old game"
>"Is it a new version of five night at freddy's?"
>tfw
I mean ffviii wasn't the best but come on at least mistake it for KH
>having a gf
Okay, I can understand this, but c'mon.
>going to church with her
cool
>use a device at her fucking church, play a game to ignore what's going on
Fucking. Scumbag.
>playing a game on your PHONE
FUCK you, you gay retard.
>playing a Final Fantasy game at all
You deserve to be shit on by that kid. Seriously.
>>345168686
Pokemon GO. Everyone's playing Pokemon GO.
>>345168686
>at least mistake it for KH
Why the fuck do you think kids would know what KH is either? KH2 came out 11 fucking years ago and they've not since tried to make the series accessible to newcomers.
>>345168686
>church
>>345169324
Spotted the 15 year old
>>345169324
that kike gif is apropos
>>345168686
>"it's old game"
>"is it new game?"
>old game looks nothing like new game
I'm more concerned with his comprehension skills.
>>345168686
>Is it a new version of five night at freddy's
true horror show confirmed
>>345169324
You must be 18 to post on 4chan.
>>345169324
ignore the post irony retards
>>345170352
> implying you aren't a fucking underage yourself
>>345168686
>Going to church ever.
>>345169681
Children are fucking dumb as shit.
>>345171142
this. religion is good as fairy tales to listen as a kid learning about society, it teaches goodwill and all, but don't even pretend it's anything more than that after you grow up.
>>345168686
>>At gf's church
>gf
>church
What has this board become?
>>345168686
You're seeing what I've seen, and they will see what you are seeing, and those they see will see it, as those before me saw it before I had and you had and those after you had.
What has happened will happen again.
>>345169324
>>345171423
> It teaches goodwill.
Bullshit. Ask the families of people who were ran over by some deranged fanatic in Nice if religion teches goodwill. Ask the muslims who became the victim of a genocide by the buddhist majority in Myanmar if it teaches goodwill. Ask the victims of roaming gangs of Christian extremist in Central Africa if religion teaches goodwill.
>>345169302
>and they've not since tried to make the series accessible to newcomers.
yeah not like they're releasing hd remaster collection after hd remaster collection with all the games in them, right.
>>345170352
if you believe in santa you shouldn't be here
>>345171423
Some people are still lost in life and seek either a community or something to believe in to try and make sense of the world in which there is suffering.
>>345168686
>having a gf
>going to church
What the fuck is wrong with this board?
>>345174842
You're misunderstanding demographics. Stuff like KH isn't even advertised to kids. The only games they know about is Minecraft, Roblox, Call of Duty, and whatever other games Pewdiepie has played.
Hell, kids these days haven't even heard about Mario.
>>345175397
Are you trying to tell me kids don't give a sht about Mickey and Donald anymore?
Where i live kids still buy the comics though.
>friends dont know im an athiest
>never buck up and tell them I am
>they drag me to church and whatever the fuck youth-groups are
>most of the time its astoundingly garbage
>one time guy on stage starts to say things that actually hit a cord
>"dont wait for the right opportunity, take advantage of your life NOW" or something like that
>think ok, maybe I can get into this
>"and ACCEPT GOD in this MOMENT"
>immediately disregard it
why is all the same shit? religion should just be moral lessons, nothing more.
>>345168686
FF is pretty spooky, anon.
>>345168686
>church
fuck off leddit
>>345174917
>Big Boss wouldn't be able to post here
>>345176362
>big boss would've died 2 years ago
>>345168686
>playing the worst FF
>in a fucking mobile phone
Today I learned that two kids I know who have been playing game boy and genesis for years have somehow never played tetris.
>>345177204
or perhaps more importantly, didn't know HOW to play tetris
>>345169056
>final fantasy is shit
Hey look, it's a living, breathing meme machine. What's your latest meme gonna be? God of war is a terrible series? No one enjoyed the metal gear franchise? Kingdom Hearts is garbage? I can never tell what you guys are gonna say next (O:
>>345175692
Cause people dont give money and dedicate their lives to just moral lessons.
If thats all religion was you could just show the crowd some Sesame Street and be done with it.
>>345174917
At least I'm not getting coal, you nigger
>>345169056
you
>>345168686
>playing game in the church
Just go home fag.Or go outside.
>see this thread
>see the church comment
>imagine everyone would be poking fun at it
>everyone's defending it
>>345178330
blame post 08 newcancer
>>345168686
>At gf's church
>get bored and pop out ffviii on my phone
She won't be your gf for long if you act like that in her church
>"just an old game"
>"Is it a new version of five night at freddy's?"
The fact that he called the game a "new" version right after you told him it was an old game makes me think this never actually happened
>>345177613
God of war is actually pretty bad
>>345168686
why do you guys make up these completely fake stories that never ever sound like real interactions two humans would have
>>345168686
I wish I had a gf that has a church
I wish I had a gf
>>345178330
this desu senpai
suck my dragon ballz bitch call me goku
>>345180823
Nah.
>>345173379
>Muslim genocided by Buddhists
AFTER the Buddhists spent years getting pushed around and shit on by the Muslim minority you mean
When you inspire literal fucking Buddhist monks to compare you to an aggressive and unwanted invasive species (African carp) you fucked up
