>Game Boy Micro
>Literally just a smaller GBA, with a puny screen that you can barely see
>Isn't backwards-compatible with original Game Boy or Game Boy Color games
>Objectively inferior in every way to the GBA SP model which came before
How do video game products like this sell?
Small things are appealing to people.
>>345165284
Then why does nobody want your dick?
The Micro is more or less 1:1 to what the GBA actually outputs game resolution wise. Also, BACKLIT SCREEN.
That's about it.
>>345166732
>implying my dick isn't in high demand
>>345166732
Because it can't get a consistent erection and when it does it comes in 20 seconds.
A life of abusing masturbation does that.
Is it true that the GBA micro can use a DS lite charger?
>>345168020
It uses it's own charger, not interchangeable with any other system.
Didn't it not sell well? I remember only knowing one guy who had one and the commercials lasted for like a week.
>>345164703
>How do video game products like this sell?
It didn't
DON'T
>>345164703
#BlueArmsMatter
CALL
ANYBODY
>actually has a headphone jack
>>345166916
>t. No-Fap shill
>>345170384
Mfw I fugged a girl that almost looks the same as her yesterday
>There are actually people who bought UMDs and GBA Video cartridges
>>345171907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6ajsWy0MwY
>>345164703
whos that
>>345173545
Ian Brandon Anderson
>>345166916
Weird. For me I can't come unless I masturbate. I will fuck a girl for 40 minutes straight and not come
>>345166916
No, don't blame mastubation.
I masturbate way more than you and my dick is perfectly functional.
>>345171907
>GBA Video cartridges
pretty useful for kids who didn't have cable
>>345174741
Considering Chris's diet and living conditions, anyone would age well compared to him.
Only Nintendo does this
Because they know their manchild fanbase will buy it anyway
See the mini NES reissue
>>345174142
How much do you masturbate?
I've been masturbating daily since I was 13; I'm 32.
>>345171828
That hairstyle is classic white trash, god that looks awful.
>>345173990
Yes, yes, youre great at sex thats nice
>>345174859
I've pretty much beat the meat at least once a day since I was 12 and to all sorts of weird fetish shit, basically the only time I see regular sex is when I have it so it's incredibly easy for me to keep it up when the time comes.
>>345164703
>inferior to a 50hz screen
Okay bub.
>>345164703
eww
>>345166869
Gba SP had a backlit screen
>>345172028
she's possessed by Giygas.
>>345168452
It didn't sell well at all, so I'm not really sure what OP is talking about.
>>345168393
though I do have a micro adapter for GBA SP chargers.
>>345164703
People live tiny collectable things. I was given one as a gift from a friend, the Famicom controller-looking one.
Screen is tiny as all fuck, but extremely bright and sharp. Played through Metroid Fusion and Kingdom Hearts on it as soon as I got it. I still play a game on it every now and then just because it's so fucking cute.
>>345164703
who is this goddess?
>>345171907
Eh, I only got around to shoving CFW on my PSP on Wednesday. Still figuring out what all I can do with it.
>How do video game products like this sell?
It barely did, OP.
>2.42 million
>2.42 million
>2.42 million
>>345176379
It also had a brightness button which I believe the micro lacks.
>>345164703
Because it was way smaller and didn't have a front lit screen.
>>345164703
>metal construction
>fits in pocket
>backlit screen
I want one so bad
>>345166732
>>345171907
The only UMD video I ever bought was of the Cowboy Bebop movie for $1 at Gamestop.
Worth it.
>>345171907
I have Joe Dirt on UMD, it was 2 bucks at a thrift store
>>345178423
I am pretty sure owning Joe Dirt in any format disqualifies you from being a human being.
>>345176379
Most models had a front-lit screen, not backlit.
>>345178668
It's a good movie.
>>345171828
>Megan "6 million more" Schroeder
Not even Ben Garrison could hope to match her raging anti-Semitism.
>>345179064
>>345179064
At least put an "I thought it was" in front of that bait to make it less obvious.
>>345171907
The only UMD I ever had was a free Spiderman 2 one that I got for free with some promotion I had to mail away for, back in sep 2005.it was pretty cool
Man, when did Nintendo turn so greedy?
They're basically selling you physical DLC, I miss the days Nintendo was about the games and not about making a buck, no wonder the gamecube and gba flopped.
hmm
>>345179412
Because people bought into it and some of their greatest successes recently haven't been core games but shit like amiibos
>Tfw bought a game boy micro the other day and currently waiting for it to arrive in the mail
It's a black version like pic related, I was skeptical to buy the anniversary edition so I thought the black one would be less flashy
>>345179064
Joe Dirt is a terrible movie but fun to quote with friends.
>>345176929
that's not too bad for something that cheap
>>345176929
>>345182178
explain
i feel very sorry for the janitor that had to bother eviscerating this thread
>>345182398
SHE HAS NO TITS.
SHE HAS NO ASS.
Holy shit, Lucina is more feminine than this shit.
>>345176957
The Micro had a brightness control. you just held down the L button and used the volume button to turn the brightness up and down.
>>345182398
MODS ARE FAGS
/CWC/ is /v/
>>345183000
trips of truth
>>345164703
The problem is that you have bad eyes m8. The smaller screen allows for a better ppi resolution which makes all the sprites look better.
Also the dpad is really good and the design is appealing but I must admit you gotta be a manlet to fully enjoy it.
>>345166916
>>345173990
>>345174142
>>345187639
Explain this
Meme image
>>345190007
Whats more to explain? Read the sci databases linked if you need anything more specific.
