What game has the best toilets?
>>345065106
>wiping with a dry piece of paper
>smearing your shit around
bidet changed my life. Rainbow Six has some fine toilets
majora's mask
Sleeping Dogs let you take a piss in the bathroom. It was one of the only games that lets you use the bathroom, as far as I know. Apart from like survival sims and stuff I'm sure.
I always like it when you can flush toilets in games.
>>345065243
They sell simple flushable wet wipes now that make me feel cleaner than I've ever felt.
Duke Nukem 3D
>>345065317
You can in Heavy Rain
>>345065106
Lisa the first
No More Heroes and Duke Nukem
>>345065106
Games not made in India
>>345065317
like this?
http://www.costco.com/Kirkland-Signature%E2%84%A2-Moist-Flushable-Wipes,-600-Wipes.product.100100873.html
>>345065407
Unfortunately I never owned a PS3 and missed out on this game. It looked interesting.
>>345065531
Yes, they're essentially baby wipes but intended for adults, and they're flushable. They clean up everything.
>>345065367
>>345065413
>>345065670
how is that any better than a bidet though
Day of the Tentacle
Bully. You can throw firecrackers at someone taking a poo and there was that fetchquest for the tp for some poor bastard.
>toilet is a bossfight
>>345065817
Oh, it's not better than a bidet. But I don't own a bidet and don't have the money to install one, so this is just a cheaper alternative. Sorry, I wasn't trying to say it was better.
No More Heroes
Is there a better feeling than walking into some rundown-looking place in the middle of nowhere on your road trip, only to find that the bathroom is fancy as hell? Clean, nice lighting, nice wallpaper, thick toilet paper, air freshener, the lot. It feels so fucking good.
>>345066087
im not >>345065817
>>345065243
im going to try wipes
>>345066087
Just get the hand held bidet one.
you dont need anything but some spanner to install it.
>>345066058
>toilet can open doors
>You're a video game artist and you've just been assigned to model a big pile of shit
>>345066949
Where in HR is this?
>inb4 Duke Nukem
>any year
>drinking toilet water
>>345067467
>fallout 3 and nv
>drink stagnant 200 year old irradiated toilet water
>heals you
>>345067528
>fallout 3 and nv
>giant cockroaches and ants
>>345068725
>What is universal consistency
The existence of fantastical elements does not excuse a setting from having something blatantly, unexplainedly illogical
>>345065670
>>345065317
T H I S
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Those wipes are godsent. My butthole has never been so clean.
If you don't own a bidet or use these wipes I don't even want to sit anywhere you have, because it's probably sprinkled with shit flakes
>>345069404
BUYING SOME TOMORROW DESU
HATE GOING TO WALMART THOUGH
